#i want everyone to see this

[spirk-trek]

i really needed to post this art on its own because it just became one of the most important things in my life

artist is alice petzold, drawn for the seven new frog species named after star trek captains (please go to the post to hear the sounds they make, it's so worth it, please please please)

read more about their discovery and habitat here :)

[thetroupemaster]

"I'm more of a taco guy myself."

- Saint Rainworld, during the Dating Sim

[alexanderhamiltonhasafatass]

My amrev headcanon: Alexander Hamilton gets horrid, treacherous itches just right in his ass crack, like the crab dance kind. And they happen at the most inconvenient times, like let's say he was at John Laurens's fucking funeral or something. You're mourning a soldier and you look over and see that man digging through his ass hair

[soullessjack]

Who's that fruity twink on your pfp? 😳

I need to frame this inside my skull and tattoo it on my brain

[goofyahhcitrus]

Sorry if this doesn't apply to the tag you saw this as, I'm not popular but I wanna know what you Tumblrites wear as a fun silly thing :3

Sorry

Hey if I missed an option can you like, tell me? Unless someone's sleeping in an inflatable dino costume I have no idea what I missed

[calliecar]

So I have been wondering if this plot is good and complex for you all , I have been making it for about 1 year , and I want to know your opinions on it!

Eliza Alderwood was adopted by two parents (Annette and Francis Alderwood) who already had a kid (Leslie Alderwood) they took in Eliza because she was token away from an abusive house hold and they wanted to give her a life. Eliza was born on April 13th 1992.

When she got a little bit older (to the age of 12) the family started to a church called “Grace Oasis Church” (which for the name of the story it is going to be shorter and called “Grace Church”… I’m pretty used to it) and there was the pastor who was called “Reverend Ashton”, he was the priest there and he was the one who ran it… He was a pretty creepy man (Ik it’s typical as hell ) he was in his late 30’s and he would stare at Eliza’s sister in a strange way (Referring to Leslie Alderwood). So as to that, Eliza would go to one of her friends who came there (Martin Caddel) to see if he could help her find out about Rev Ashton and her sister.

One day they were walking through the woods with their camera with them (that Martin always brings around) to see what there is in the woods that people say. ( I also forgot but in the beginning, Rev Ashton tells the people at the church NOT to go into the woods because there is a cult in there,and he assumes that they are lunatics.) … They find the cult, the cult was assumed to be called the Leperodendrion Tree cult. (The Leperodendrion tree was a tree that existed when it was earths early days , I also don’t know if I spelt it right but it’s ok and I refuse to search it up again) The cult was ran by Vicki Folten ( who is one of my friends at school, she wanted to be the leader) , and she saw them and decided to threaten them (as to killing them if they don’t join the cult) , Eliza and Martin refused , Vicki got mad, and she decided to sacrifice both of them… But she didn’t because they ran away too fast.

A few days after that, Eliza finds out that she has been right all along; there was a strange connection between Rev Ashton and Leslie. After a while of sweeping the floors and stuff after the people left (besides her mom, her dad had to go to work) she was going to put the broom back in Rev’s office, she swinged the door open, and then she saw them doing it… first off ew, second what the living hell? Leslie was wearing a dress with a 60’s design on it and she guessed that it was Rev’s kink.

Weeks later Annette’s mother dies and then there is a funeral Rev Ashton decided to make things clear with Eliza after the funeral and wanted to clear some things and apologize for his god-awful actions. Eliza don’t trust him at first, but she just agreed to it, just a little tense. When they bother were alone, Rev Ashton wasn’t doing what he said; he got out an axe and beheaded Eliza. She was headless…and she would spend her last 20 seconds headless, while The good-for-dog-shit Rev ran away.

Eliza wakes up, she doesn’t appear to be in heaven… or hell; she is a different world , a different world called the “Clockworks”. She is met by the person who controls it all, Mr.Clockwise (or Mr.Counterclockwise… both go well) Eliza asks him if she could get her life back , he agrees; but she has to do obstacles…(training for a waltz that can make her come back to life) for around 2 weeks. When she is done and perfectly knows how to do it, they start the process of the Waltz.. after it Mr.Clockwise spins Eliza and all of a sudden she spins back to where she was, her head attached to her body , and she was still wearing her funeral dress. She walked home, and it was a surprise that she came back to her parents home; like nothing ever happened…

A few weeks later after the incident, Eliza gets kidnapped… but who was she kidnapped by? Well it was Vicki. Remember her, She was the cult leader? She wanted Eliza to be the new cult leader of the Leperodendrion tree cult; it came form being a sacrifice, to being a cult leader! Eliza didn’t want this, hell to the dibble nah , but Vicki wanted her to be the new leader because she got her head beheaded and now all of a sudden, she was alive! Eliza did not want this but she was forced into it… how sad. When it was for the ceremony, Eliza got to touch the Leperodendrion tree fossil that they had for a long time and she got a crown called “the hummingbird halo” it was made from trees and metal.

After a few days, Eliza gets kidnapped again (I guess she is a damsel in distress now but when she grows up she gets revenge) She was kidnapped by a woman named Rio Mayburn , she had 3 eyes and 4 arms , and she was currently baring her first child, who was called Rossana. She kidnapped Eliza because she is a creep and she wants her to be her houswife and all that bs that I hate. She makes Eliza do bad things to herself (remind you yet she is 16) and Rio does bad things to her.

Some one would save Eliza and that was Vicki , she wanted to save Eliza because obviously she was the leader, she was young, and she didn’t want Eliza to get hurt again.. so she goes up and takes Eliza with her one night when Rio was at the hospital.(Fun , and I made myself hate the living crap out of Rio).

Eliza is back at home (because Vicki lets Eliza do anything she wants …besides going back for that waste Rio). Eliza’s parents are relieved that she is back with them, they then let Eliza settle back into her room to be familiar with it again.

A few days later, Eliza’s parents tell her that they are moving away, they don’t want to be near Rev Ashton , and they want Eliza and Leslie to be more safe. So as to that, Eliza gives the cult a letter stating that she can’t be there because she is going away; Vicki was alright with that because she wanted her to be safe.

While everyone didn’t know this, Rio and Rev Ashton met each other, and they decided to team up together to end Eliza and all that stuff. From failed attempts of stalking her, tracking her, and all that other stuff … Rio finally finds Eliza at her new house , and she stabs her in the back… but Rio was one dumb woman because she left the knife wit with her. Eliza screamed when she was stabbed and it was perfectly in time that her parents took her to the ER, Eliza Survived and she was healing slowly.

Years upon years, it is now 2025, and Eliza is a surgeon. She never forgets what happened when she was little but she dislikes it and it makes her cringe when she thinks of it. She wonders what Rio was doing in jail or where in the hell is Rev Ashton . At least she is safe. Rossana (Rio’s daughter) contacted Eliza and apologized to her; now they are pretty good friends. She also has other connections like with her parents and Martin Caddel (Who was now an author and an English professor, he had a daughter named Aphrodite… her mother is unknown). She feels safe but she feels like something is watching her, tracking her every move …She was probably paranoid but who knows…

That was it!!! I hoped you liked it and I want to know your opinions on it ( the story might be in a podcast way or a book way. Tell me which one is better) and in the bottom I will but some illustrations of Eliza ! Thank you!

-Callie

[into-a-ship-or-2]

The Queer Media Database

aka the Internet at its best.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[awephooey]

my riches from the land of home depot

[eydilily]

gem n joel the strongest duo (family) that you are

and of course. her

[littlelamblisette]

i never ever want to paint basil or wren in a bad light because, while their sudden disappearance hurts, theyve never done anything else to wrong me and i genuinely wish happiness upon them. i’m angry but i understand that basil was likely doing what was best for him. it hurts, and i wish he would have told me he didn’t want to be my friend anymore, but it’s not like i was specifically a very good friend, either. i can’t hate him for doing what was best for him

anyway, all of that is to say, i’m so glad basil and wren explained the appeal of cannibalism as a form of love before they disappeared because i’m forever going to be so normal about it now. basil if you ever see this, thank you so much for that genuinely LMAO

[kinobeans]

The Pink Coffin Bag has arrived! Please welcome the pink pastel version of the Everyday Coffin Bag, as well as the Bat Wallet with some cute new inserts and enamel pins, now live on Kickstarter! And if you missed the opportunity to get a black coffin bag, now's your chance--I'm restocking them!! :D

[corn-cardigan]

HER 🫵🥺

I really love @corn-cardigan's take on Enki's twin sister, so I wanted to draw her :D I hope this is okay!!

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[hoshizoralone]

reflection