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kermitsbutton · 5 months ago

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If I was a tree I would simply not put up with humans. I would get up, walk away, start to turn oxygen into nitrogen, eat buisnessman for breakfast like some fucked up carnivorous flower on their way to avenge their long lost brothers and sisters lost to the unquenchable thirst of humanly greed. Buried deep in the core of earth I would put salt to poison all that is left of what once was and not look back once.

Little tipsy feet. Thats what trees would have.

#trees #i wanna be one now #i might be tired #creative writing #i think #if tired was a carniverous flower it would have eaten me alive already

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datcravat · 1 month ago

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SCIENCE BEGETS TRUTH✨

#ace attorney #my art #ema skye #the text behind her also says 'SCIENCE BEGETS TRUTH #and she's holding two micro pipettes haha #I really liked doing this one tbh... it's fun silly ace attorney stuff but behind it is a message I truly believe in too!!!#I used to work in a lab. I thought I wanna gunna be a scientist #I'm an artist now though (as you can see haha). I hope AU scientist me is out there living her best life!#this art is a love letter from me to ace attorney and to science!!!!#thank you everyone on patreon for voting for me to draw ema skye

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

#mcu #marvel cinematic universe #xmen #xmen movies #xmen first class #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #snap sketches #'snap i thought you were drawing old cherik this weekend' so did i but i was inflicted with visions sorry </3 #i have my lil 92 comic sketched so ill do that tomorrow. not finish it but ill work on it 💀#i wsa just gonna draw the first thing but then i figureed i might as well draw Most of the beach-divorce-related things i want to #just so i could put it all on one post. however this is a lie and i know ill wanna doodle more beach stuff #the first drawing Unsurprisingly was motivated BY the xmen 41 legion quest cover- at the very least the total blackout of erik's face #i wanna draw more of erik using his powers .. i wanna figure out how i wanna draw the effect etc etc #i was just gonna redraw the cover but i already liked the sketch i did of the first thing so. here we are #plus i figure someones already done a redraw of the cover but if anyone cares ill finish my version ig LOL #as for the comic ermmm it was just an excuse to draw erik with glowing eyes </3 and fading-glowing eyes </3 #thats why i didnt draw the whole. Choking Moira bit. but i wouldve if i was redrawing the whole scene #kinda wish i did now that i think of it cause it coulda looked cooler prob but oh well maybe in like. three months when i redraw this #for exactly five cents ill redraw the whole beach divorce erlkjealkaje i can see it so clearly in my mind #what if first class was a comic drawn by a freak thatd be wild #but yeah thats why everything look rough as christ these were just supposed to be silly lil thangs #'silly things' and its beach divorce OK.#ok bye im gonna do my homework

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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Teen Michael and Vanny form a FNAF alliance,,

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qgotfat · 5 months ago

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really living up to my username lately

#qgotfat #fat belly #feedee belly #feedist #gaychub #chub #male wg #fat gainer #honestly one of those holy fuck moments #and now i wanna double down and gain even more

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salamispots · 1 year ago

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dream wip

#wip #artists on tumblr #flotsam diaries #arrhghhgg happy I got the textures I was aiming for #I was gonna go sleep but eve's song kororon really got me :'D #cough you can see the full image on uh instagram story if you don't wanna wait haha #technically this one's not a wip but wanna draw some others/make it a set #might tweak the octo though #anyways nOW I will sleep #muffled laugh #edit: oh!! thank for you radar tumblr staff :0 #but also radar putting my post tag ramblings on bLAST LMAO

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buckleydiazmp4 · 7 months ago

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rat…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

#YES i posted this already like half an hour ago but it had a major mistake bc i'm sleep deprived lmao so i am posting it again #if you saw the first one. well no you didn't #911 spoilers #lou ferrigno jr #tommy kinard #911 abc #(don't wanna remove the og tags bc it looks funny like that)#also don't have enough time in my life to be a constant hater but i also don't feel what i posted anymore #so now it's a rat

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layzeal · 1 year ago

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ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker

#i'm brazilian and yes!!#tho only now bc my roommate brought hers #back at my parents house we still ate rice everyday but NO RICE COOKER #now that i now the wonder of rice cooker i made them buy one #you just can't go back to the darkness of babysitting rice on the stovetop #edit: almost wanna add a ''and how much do they cost'' cause they're crazy cheap here #and i kinda assumed they'd be everywhere else #but in countries that don't eat a lot of rice i can see them being more expensive

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puppyeared · 1 month ago

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f2u in stars and time stickers!! if u plan on using just link back to me and maybe rb this :3c

#me 4 hours ago: i had a lot of fun making that pagedoll of my sona i wanna make more #me now: my fucking WRIST #u can also resize these to fit on your page if u want.. these ones are in the original dimensions 400x400 #in stars and time #isat #my art #myart #gif #isat loop #isat bonnie #isat odile #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isat mirabelle #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #f2u #freebies #stickers

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demon-of-lemons · 1 year ago

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I've made a whole list of songs that ruined my brain AMVs in my early YouTube days so I was curious if this was universal.

I listed only one song per artist, no fandom songs, and only from my experience. Feel free to share yours that I didn't list!

#poll #music #scissor sisters #the offspring #set it off #the pierces #crusher-p #the ready set #fall out boy #twenty one pilots #halsey #maroon 5 #this has been in the back of my head for a while and now i wanna try it

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d-does-art · 9 months ago

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Just a little guy.

More thoughts on this.

#i wanna do the others too #soon #im sick thats why i have time to draw now #one piece #monkey d. luffy #one piece fan art #roronoa zoro #tony tony chopper #black leg sanji #cyborg franky #nico robin #cat burglar nami #one piece jinbe #god usopp #humming brook #also none of this is shipping #I like my straw hats found family #no hate tho just thought I'd share

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 months ago

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:-P

#me: ive gotta read so fucking much by monday if i dont wanna look like a fucking idiot in my lab meeting monday #also me: if i dont draw maid sanji right fucking now im gonna puke #can u tell what my 2nd favorite shojo was in high school? many scenes still live rent free in my head #clannad was my 1st fave btw lol #also. god i kno i say this on every sanji post but i think abt him so much ever sing day #she is my absolute favorite babygirl. i hate him. i want her to suffer forever #female sanji #me in 2014: what if girl sanji? me in 2024: what if girl sanji???#vinsmoke sanji #sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece

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choccy-milky · 2 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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bixels · 9 months ago

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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

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wasyago · 9 months ago

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welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

#guys with freaky eyes <3 #i really didn't expect season 10 to be so soon what do i do now...#very sorry to all the naruto girlies. there might be a lot of minecraft art for a while 😔 bud ninja stuff is coming too eventually #anyways! about the drawing:#decided to turn hypno into the 'bug tango with 4 arms and antennae' variant instead of a regular one because it's just more fun and unique;#and tango is in his dungeon master color pallett because his regular one looked a bit plain.#and i think hypnosis really fits the theme of a dungeon master and wrangling ravagers.#plus i wanted to use the design i drew a while ago at least once #oh also yeah hypno is a bee here because of his honey shop and stuffs #hypnotizd #tangotek #hermitcraft #my art #sketch #season 10 fanart is coming but later. i wanna post everything in the order it was drawn. so...

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months ago

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they licensed his ass

my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhsy #riz gukgak #Fuck With My Sketch #I mean it I'm gonna use that. gotta stop me if u dont wanna #doing things like this is bittersweet bc this slaps and I look at this and Im like well. I will never be able to nail this look again #I guess that's the plight of self taught art. but also it means you have to learn to let go and go look for different delights #you can't get too attached to one way of doing things. you will find many new things on ur way to make more funny bictures n such #this slaps tho Im so happy with how this came out lol. its be a long while since I last drew something in this vein #appropriate that its for riz lol he deserves it. he deserves the photoshoot pieces #funny enough this also kind of was prompted by drawfee? in one of the episodes I was binging (I thiiiink the one bg a day ep)#jacob brought up one of the artists I follow on twitter (havent been there in a decent while lol) who uses a pretty distinct #blue-on-red palette that got me to think abt teal-on-red and then this happened #funny enough I did start the piece with teal-on-red but then I shifted to blue after and was like wait I love this suddenly #and then committed lol. I should work with teal-on-red properly more but for now! we have fun! we enjoy #thats my journey thank u for listening. thank u for drawing with me if u have and come hang next time if u havent

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