#i trust you guys

[notcryingtoday]

i really hope the girlies on tumblr are right because i've just bet a mcdonald on byler being endgame

[teecupangel]

Modern AU where Desmond and Connor are friends and Desmond has met Haytham plenty of times. One day, Haytham shows up at the bar Desmond works at, and after some time, Desmond calls Haytham "Daddy."

Either as a joke or even a slip of the tongue, but to both their embarrassment, Haytham actually likes it.

Later, Connor is confused about why Desmond looks like he wants to die, and Haytham is trying to weigh the pros and cons of actually acquiring his son's friend as a sugar baby.

“Do you think Connor would be alright if I were to court his best friend?”

Jenny stared at her disaster of a younger (half-)brother.

Considering how old Haytham was already, Jenny was pretty sure this could be counted as his… ‘midlife crisis’.

Why he was suddenly fantasizing about becoming a sugar daddy to his son’s best friend though…

The Kenways had always lived for the drama.

Their father’s life was full of it and Jenny herself had been a big drama queen when she left the Kenway mansion after a fight with their father that she still refuses to apologize for.

Hell, everyone close to the Kenways were still wary of talking about Tessa after the messy divorce their parents had.

So really…

Haytham deciding to start another drama by seducing his son’s best friend?

Not that surprising, all things considered.

Although, she hoped he would pick someone better than…

“The Auditore boy?” She asked with a frown, having had dealings with the Auditores because they walked similar circles.

“God no.” Haytham shook his head as a look of sheer disgust decorated his face.

Good to know his brother still had standards then.

Who else was her nephew’s close friends again?

It wasn’t like she knew which of them was his best friend.

Someone that would catch her brother’s attention…

She blinked before staring at Haytham with dawning despair.

“The Miles boy?”

Haytham gravely nodded.

Well, considering who her nephew’s other friends were…

The Miles boy would be the best option.

But…

“Forget if my dear nephew would be alright…” She raised an eyebrow as she said, “William Miles will kill you if he learns you’re seducing his son.”

“If he learns.” Haytham reminded her.

Dear god.

Jenny was right.

Haytham was preparing for another dangerous (and forbidden) drama in his life.

And Jenny was simply too happy to have front row seats to it.

[19calicos]

hi !!! i want to reintroduce my byf/dni. i was pretty loose with it when i started this blog but since there’s a lot more people interacting with me than i expected, i fleshed out my byf/dni a little more.

it’s okay to ask me for questions/clarifications! i encourage it really, you never know until you ask. just please read the byf/dni and respect my boundaries.

if there’s anyone on the ikwtl tag list who is younger than 15, i’m okay with keeping you on since you didn’t know + i didn't say anything beforehand. but this is all for going into the future!

take care :-) thank you <3 !!!

[inspireit]

where: the shipyard - on the way to the sanitarium when: 6 am whom: open

Victoria Wu is a woman known for her punctuality. It wasn't that she felt it necessary to impress others with showing up on time, but more of a standard she held herself to.

She got up (so to speak) every morning at 4 am to begin her routine. Some people would find the act of morning meditation and reading to be trying or trite, but Victoria had grown accustomed to her routine and was set in her ways.

Often, if she had extra time, she would make her way to the nearest coffee shop and pick herself (and a couple of colleagues) up some coffee — simple, black; sugar to taste — and make her way to the Sanitorium by no later than 5:30... she liked to be there early.

The early morning mist meant that she had some damp on her features and her hair was sparkling in the sunlight peeking through the cloud cover to shine down over her and the others awake at that gods forsaken hour.

Each step was poised and clear, her heels far too high for absolutely zero reason at all other than it made sure that people often had to look up at her and it fed her need for control and dominance.

She didn't expect to see anyone that morning, given that she rarely did, but lo and behold... coming through the misty haze in front of her a figure, her face neutral but forcing a slight curve at either side of her mouth; friendly, perhaps? it was hard to tell with Victoria.

"Did not expect to see anyone out this early but me..." the tone was hard to place; did she even want to be having this conversation? Victoria was strange like that and it didn't help that she couldn't entirely see them just yet but wanted to make sure they knew just who exactly they were approaching.

No one fucks with Victoria Wu.

[thequeercourtjester]

Hello good friends help me decide on my comic con cosplay as I am too indecisive for this. (I have also procrastinated so I don't have much time)

Legend of Zelda: Probably just a basic link cosplay

MCYT: I could probably pull off a Wilbur or a Grian

Pokemon: Basic trainer probably

Undertale: Frisk is easy, but if I were to do undertale I would probably try a more interesting character if possible

Deltarune: Spamton was my first idea and the idea I probably have the most for already but I could also be Kris

Arcane: Silco would be interesting but difficult for me, I'm not sure if there are many other characters I could pull off

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[fairsweetlonging]

imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

[artist-rat]

some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT text)

continuing with the whole... cleaning up and posting old sketches from the beginning of this year

you may also like: zuko, sokka, ty lee, the SEA (khmer) and japan inspired ones are based on @ranilla-bean fic the iconoclast.

(i think its the last one i have)

[c-sharpp]

This is definitely not a mistake!

[cammy-mcspammy]

My interpretation on how human bill came to be, ig? (ALSO SORRY, I MEANT DD&MD.. or idk how to abbreviate it)

[roe-oo]

office springtime 🌱🌱🌱