#i think thats what adler calls it

[kevindavidday]

sometimes my favorite thing to read and write is neil and aaron dynamic. literally the most begrudging care exists between these two. they would do so much for each other but be so fucking annoyed that they have to. bring the other person soup when they're sick with a grimace. solve math problems together while smacking each others head. never a conversation without an insult in it. they will be walking and make sure to shove the other for no fucking reason. amazing.

[ma1dmer]

Call of Duty - Russell Adler NSFW

AMERICAAAA RAAAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): he sits back, lights up a cigarette and brings you close to him, he needs a second to come back down, usually doesn't talk much right after, but he likes to listen as he trails his hand up and down the small of your back, blowing the smoke away from your face and offering you the cigarette, sometimes watching you talk makes him want to go for a second round

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): he is a chest guy, he loves the feel of cupping your chest when you ride him, playing with your nipples or putting his mouth around them, he's really into feminization as well, you are his pretty little thing no matter what, and him playing with your chest enforces that, loves sexy bralettes, low cut tops and matching sets especially

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): he loves the mess, everytime you get embarrassed he assures you that's exactly what his goal was, to have you ruining his sheets, whether thats by squirting or cumming, he also really loves pulling out right as he's cumming inside of you, just to watch it leak out of you, but that part is only reserved if you two have been together for a long time

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): he has a few darker fantasies that he doesn't quite know how to bring up to you, he'll jokingly pepper them in during his dirty talk or when he pins you down, pointing out how easy that is for him, or when you leave your window open, or when you are drinking a bit too much, just a hint to something darker, maybe he's making you warm up to the idea, testing the waters to see if you'd like something like that, he'd never bring it up himself, especially if you are in an actual relationship, but he'd do enough to plant the idea in your mind make you want to at least explore these ideas

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): of course he has experience, he has an ex wife, he's had his fair share of one night stands, and it's a real shame that he can backup all his claims, because he does get quite cocky

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): reverse and normal cowgirl, enjoys letting you set the pace, his hands always on your chest unless you get tired at which point he'll pull you down chest to chest and thrust up inside you, fast and rough, knocking the wind straight out of you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): his favourite thing to get to you is acting as if you two are strangers just meeting each other when you are out at a bar, he hits you up with the cheesiest swoon worthy one liners, he buys you a drink, asks your name and everything, its stupid and god damn him it works every time he does it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): mostly keeps things trimmed unless he knows you two are meeting up for the night, then he has no issue cleaning it up entirely, he always smells very strongly of after shave, tastes like it too when you mouth at his neck

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): he can flirt like nobody else, but being romantic, it isn't so easy for him, everytime you think he's doing something romantic, he's suddenly pulling away from you, both metaphorically and literally, mentally and physically, one second he's kissing you telling you he missed you breathlessly, the next he's spun you around to face the wall, not wanting to look at your face

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): when he was by himself he had no qualms about handling himself, when he needed to fall asleep quickly or when he was too tired or lazy to pick someone else up, but once he has you, he likes to hold himself off, always tells you that he's doing it for you, how pent up he is and how difficult it was thinking of you while he was away

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): impact play, cnc, feminization, voyeurism etc

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): your place, his place, any room, it does not matter, if you can't decide, a hotel room is a good copromise, he also enjoys the odd domesticity of a kitchen as well, coming up behind you when you are making breakfast for the both you

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): he has a very sensitive neck, kiss the side of his neck while talking to him, drag your teeth down his collarbones and watch him melt

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): there isn't a lot he'd be opposed to with the right motivation some would say, he is easy to convince, just give him some time to think things over

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): don't get him wrong he loves tasting you, but nothing beats the image of you on your knees, he is a head pusher, he swears he doesn't do it on purpose, hes probably lying, the feeling of your throat around his cock is secondary to the sounds you make when you are caught off guard

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): the foreplay is long and by the time he is ready to push himself inside you it really doesn't matter, the act itself is kind of detached he's mostly chasing his own pleasure and by then you don't really mind, already boneless and sore

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): he loves them, loves the idea of them more than the mess dealing with them brings, messy hair, cum on his clothes etc etc, but he really doesn't mind squeezing you in while doing paperwork to destress or have you in the stalls of some run down bar on one of your dates

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): you'll have to tell him what you want, most of the time he's willing to indulge you, he'll think through what you asked of him when he's gone and come back with a plan the next time he visits

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): one or two solid rounds, the foreplay lasts longer than then act itself

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): really really likes the idea of them, he won't bring them up by himself, but if you tell him you own some, he'll ask you to tell him how you use them exactly, do you think of him, he'll jokingly ask you if he should be intimidated as his fingers climb their way up and inside your thighs, in the end after he's thought about it a bit or a lot, he'll ask you to bring them out next time

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): he loves fingering you, half the fun is shoving his fingers inside of you, feeling around for that spot that makes you twitch beneath him or on his lap, he is extremely skilled with his hands and he loves proving it over and over, he is also absolutely a pussy slapper, has you spread out on his lap, back against his chest, thighs kept apart by his own legs, he starts off gently, and then he gets quite mean with it, until he can feel your wetness on his entire palm and you are clawing at his forearm

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): he groans and grunts, his voice deep and gravely when he feels you around him, he curses and dirty talks like its his job

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): loves kissing, you are the bravest soldier if what you have with him is casual, he makes it so difficult to not think he's in love with you with the way he kisses, always chasing your mouth, holding your face between his hands, breathing against your lips, telling you you drive him insane as he pulls your hand to his cock

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): he has a nice cock, a grower, straight with a pretty pink head, it fills up his fist nicely when he holds it for you

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): he only lets himself think of you on his down time, when he is doing paperwork, when he's resting at night in his room lonely in his bed, when he can light a cigarette, palm himself through his pants and wonder when he can drop in to see you again

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): he takes his time, almost as if stalling, waiting for you to go to sleep first, he'll let you talk, then he'll wander around the room aimlessly, go smoke, go to the bathroom, if you are not asleep by the time he comes back he might start another round, if you are he finally joins you, hugging you from behind and holding you the entire night

[realcube]

RANDOM MATCHUPS

✦ for @4unnyr0se

✦ tw: i have no clue what i'm talking about

BAKUGO KATSUKI — my hero academia

✦ hmm i imagine his love language starts out as quality time but when you guys get more comfortable together (and he gets busier with pro hero work) it'll become physical touch

✦ and you're gift giving love language makes you so compatible with him because he's accept the gift like 'thanks.. i guess??' but inside his heart is racing and he'd keep all the trinkets you give him in a small box in his cupboard that he secretly cherishes but (unlike physical touch or words of affirmation etc) it means he gets to keep his 'tough guy' look in front of you

✦ also something i noticed is the nicknames you give lmao

✦ 'pookie princess' I'M DEAD imagining you call bakugo that 😭

✦ 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO !?!?'

✦ he'd be so angry yet so flustered

✦ also the fact you are a sarcastic is good but you're going to need that wit to combat bakugo's mouthiness lol

✦ omg and when something annoying happens, like a fast food place getting your order wrong or the delivery driver dropping it off at the wrong address, bakugo would be immediately pissed and you'd be like a voice of reason trying to calm him down but as soon as those workers try to get sassy with you two, chaos ensues lol

✦ like everyone else would know you are a couple not to be messed with

✦ so competitive and would try to out-spice you all the time and lose 💔

OSAMU DAZAI — bungo stray dogs

✦ i literally have not watched bsd in so long

✦ but i do think this man fits the majority of your criteria

✦ bc in terms of personality, you are kinda similar to kunikida (smart but scary at times)

✦ but with qualities that would help you and dazai get on a lot better than how he does with kunikida (like you're sarcastic and he would find that so charming. and a lot less serious, for example, how you'd rather do a casual house date than a formal one)

✦ dazai is shocked when you invite him to your house bc thats probably his first ever date that's not in a bar LOL

✦ but good idea to keep him in your house and away from other woman.. with the way that man behaves

✦ but what shocks him even more is home much he enjoys himself like??

✦ so lowkey yet so romantic and intimate, and you're so much fun to talk to so he doesn't get bored for even a second

✦ he's a changed man 😌 (kinda)

✦ the only thing is that you said you didn't want to date clown and unfortunately dazai is the ultimate clown..

✦ but you can change him!! you did it once, after all

TŌRU OIKAWA — haikyuu!!

✦ ok maybe i'm on drugs but HERE ME OUTTT

✦ you said you give good advice and TRUST this man needs it

✦ you are like the whole reason he hasn't taken a selfie with his middle finger up and tagged the whole swedish adlers team (#i'm so done with you nerds #kawa-chan out!)

✦ omg and we've seen how he is with iwa

✦ so when you get angry on his behalf (after he tells you about the audacity of first year tobio kageyama, or the whole 'should've come to shiratorizawa' thing) and you start angrily tweeting, he's like 'yes! let them have it!'

✦ you're his little demon angel

✦ that he sends off to beef with people for him

✦ and yes ofc he will listen to you bitch and complain!! literally what he was made for and he hangs on every single word

✦ i can imagine y'all doing a spa day bc you've had a shitty week , so you're complaining about it while he is applying some sort of paste mask to your face (while he's got one on too), and he's nodding along and agreeing with every single thing you say

✦ and if you have beef with a person in particular , like a specific co-worker that's annoying or a particularly terrible teacher, he automatically hates them too

✦ EVEN if you don't hate them

✦ 'and then wendy said—'

✦ 'UGH wendy. i hate that bitch. such a moron. and a loser for what she said to you.'

✦ 'haha it's okay, tōru. i'm kinda over it.'

✦ 'WELL I'M NOT'

MORISUKE YAKU — haikyuu!!

✦ the husband of all husbands. you're favourite blorbo's favourite blorbo.

✦ can't talk about this man for too long before i start foaming at the mouth so this is brief

✦ BUT i think it's funny how he's kinda the opposite of you in a sense that he's very easy to piss off , however he isn't very intimidating when he's mad

✦ meanwhile you're not as quickly ticked off , however when you do get mad, you're super scary

✦ that would make for power couple vibes

✦ also the tiny trinkets you give him will be kept in his jersey while he plays for good luck <333

✦ (but he doesn't need a good luck charm as long as you are there to support him at his games!!)

✦ his love language his probably mainly quality time or acts of service

✦but once he gets russian super league money , he will most definitely become a gift giver too

✦ he will get you one of those really expensive drawing tablets

✦ and all the cooking supplies you could ever need

KAORU HITACHIIN — ouran highschool host club

✦ of the two twins he's definitely more mature and (argubly) smart which would suit you

✦ also less psychology troubled of the two ....

✦ he's not used to girls being 'smartasses' and sarcastic but most girls at the club were very doting and not like that at all

✦ so he's charmed by how different you are

✦ he likes that you get him gifts, he thinks its cute and he treasures them

✦ and he likes to get you "lil trinkets" too except he's obscenely rich so the trinkets in question are like... swarovski crystals and antique pendants that probably cost for than a house

✦ has never been on a casual, stay-at-home takeaway date

✦ is shocked amazed by all of it , every aspect

✦ 'so you .. order the food from your phone? how does that work? does it summon a waiter to your door who will take our order?'

✦ 'the food is on it's way?? how?? it's only been twenty minutes since we placed our order.. they couldn't have made it that fast.'

✦ 'why is the sauce yellow??? is it supposed to be that colour??' he asks while dubiously prodding the chip with a fork

✦ would choke down takeaway food for your sake so you don't think he's fussy, but still prefers your cooking ;)

KAIDOU SHUN — the disastrous life of saiki k

✦ would listen to you complain about all your problems but would unlimately blame it all on dark reunion

✦ in awe of absolutely anything and everything you draw

✦ BEGS you on his hands and knees to draw him a cool pose and/or teach him how to draw as good as you

✦ and handle the heat of your cooking but would never admit it because he wants you to think he's all badass and can take anything

✦ so when he's eating your food , he's like visibly bright red and sweating but when you ask him how it is, he'll just nod and go '😁👍'

✦ bc you know him so you secretly lower the spice of the meals by a little bit , every time you cook for him

✦ so he thinks he's quickly getting used to the spice levels, but really you're just making it less spicy lol

✦ it makes him feel manly tho !!

CHOSO — jjk

✦ i've never seen jjk so this is based off of vibes + trin the weirdo skits haha

✦ so pls tell me if i'm spreading misinformation

✦ but this guys seems chill asf

✦ would appreciate a calm, takeaway and pjs date

✦ not interested in anything you're interested in but he's not interested in very many things so don't take it personally

✦ doesn't seem funny either but he's funny looking so close enough

for @4unnyr0se: so sorry i haven't seen aot, jjk or black clover (#fake anime fan 😔) so there are probably some from shows you've never seen before lol , but hopefully i introduced you to some new faves?? anyway this was fun eeee

[groupiewhoreee]

Can you write a Steven Adler one where he meets a female reader at a night club. Then it’s time to go home Steve offers her a ride

hii! yes i can. i didn't know if this should be smut or fluff or a mix so i did a mix! thank you for requesting this, i couldn't wait to have someone request something for steven! i love him sososo much 😭💕

Sweet Amber

Warnings: Smut, filth you know? Most of its fluff though! (Minors you can interact just skip the smut part but! usually i'd say dni, but you can skip the smut part this time!)

Summary/Plot: Requested by an lovely anon. <3

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the colorful, flashing lights of the night club shined across you and others. drinks spilled, lost thing's scattered the club. the disco ball danced within. you and others danced around, catching up with others and talking to people you didn't know. the place was crowded. you didn't even know regardless where you were going. the crowd swerved and pushed you around, your drink spilling onto the floor. people jumped and tossed.

people didn't care. they bumped into each other, not even caring if their drink was spilled, or they lost their wedding ring, or expensive bracelet. it was a night club, people were reckless or just lost. you somewhat felt anxious, and a swarm of overwhelmed feelings coursed over you. but the music that played thru the night club soothed ur anxiousness. it distracted you. usually a band playing a gig would be there but they weren't this time. it was just music and nobody was playing. the dj was playing requested, and top hits.

soon, you bumped into somebody, face first. he had long, blond— somewhat a mix of wavy and curly hair. he had a keen smile across his lips. he was wearing a leather jacket, dark jeans with rips, and a band tee shirt you were fond of. his drink spilled onto you. "jesus— i'm so sorry!" the man said fondly quickly. "nono, its all okay! don't worry- um, sorry for bumping into you!" you said, an smile peered and smeared across ur face apologetically. "its fine! whats your name?" he asked, dancing with the music casually. shouting to you since the music was loud. "y/n! you?" you called back. "steven! steven adler." he explained. "nice to meet you, steven adler." you would say. "you too, y/n." he softly said.

"so, i noticed your band tee! you like Pink Floyd?" you asked curiously. "yeah! do you?" he questioned back to you. "of course! if i didn't i wouldn't be pointing out ur shirt, dumbass." you joked, you had a sarcastic tone. "yeah, whatever." he laughed. "your dress is awfully pretty. well- even though its ruined." he smiled awkwardly. "thanks! i think your outfit is pretty sick." you told him, "thanks, y/n." - "hey, um- it's getting kind of late. i was thinking of leaving. maybe i'll see you again?" you explained. "hey! i'll offer you an ride home?" he offered. "that'd be lovely! thank you." you accepted. "okay, lets go!" he said, taking your hand. you felt a sudden wave of nervousness. you took his hand.

he led you to his car. he opened the door for you. you gladly hopped in, buckling your seatbelt. steven got in after closing your door for you. he started the car. "whats your address?" he asked. "its, **************" you explained. "alrighty!" steven gladly said happily. he started driving. "so why did you even go to the night club?" he questioned you. "ah, well. i thought a band was gonna be playing but there wasn't, but i still stayed for a bit." you told him. "ah, okay. thats cool. sometimes bands don't play there anymore from what i've witnessed." steven told you. "why did you come?" you asked. "well, i came because i was supposed to meet up with someone, but they never came." he said. "oh, thats kinda— sad. sorry about that." you apologized to steven. you had something about steven. he was.. sweet. he was kind of— hilarious. he had some luscious locks. he was kind. there was something about him.

"its alright. well, were here!" he sweetly said. "wait— before I leave," you murmured. you leaned in. Steven's eyes widened. you kissed him passionately on the lips. his lips tasted like candy. you fell deeply in the kiss, both of you and steven's eyes closed. you moaned softly into the kiss. steven pulled away from you, sharing saliva with you. he moved into the backseat with you, laying you down onto the cars seats. he kissed ur neck, sucking spots onto your neck. you moaned breathily. "so sweet," steven muttered. he licked the sides of your neck. pushing ur dress strap down and your bra strap at the same time. he pushed everything off. your breasts exposed to him. he placed purple hickeys on your breasts. he sucked one nipple, rubbing the other with his finger. he switched, now licking down ur stomach to your panties.

he rubbed circles around your clothed heat. he would tear your panties off. whimpers escaped ur mouth. "please— please steven, i want you so bad.." you whispered. steven nodded, taking his pants-off. his boxers went with him. he positioned himself at your entrance, before pushing into you. "fuck, so tight." he said to you. he moved in and out of you, gripping ur thighs as he did so. you moaned loudly, moving ur hands to his back. you scratched his back in pleasure, rolling ur eyes back while ur head threw backwards.

you came, pleasure rushing over you. steven pulled out of you, cum leaked onto your tits. he breathed heavily. "i'll catch you sometime?" steven laughed, helping you get ur clothes on and everything. "of course." you muttered. "alright. see ya!" he said to you, waving as you got out of the car. you got home, getting changed and passing out onto your bed.

[i-write-anything]

Idk if you're writing for CoD Cold War, buttttttttt I was wondering if you could write something for Russel Adler, because there's literally nothing on here, and I need to peg that man rn

Well lucky for you I do 😍

I haven't seen this character in a hot minute so I hope this in not completely garbage, im tired when im finishing this so if there is any weard errors thats why💀

Russel Adler x Dom Gn Reader Pegging Hcs

He though it looked a bit odd to see you with a strap on for the first time

You would need to prep this man for longer than he thinks

Dude is so stubborn, he would end up hurting himself bc he thinks he ready

Him trying to not let out any moans by covering his mouth

When you start to enter him with the strap the entire time he will be telling you to "hurry up" and "get on with already"

You eventually get fed up with his attitude and bottom out half way

He would end up letting out the loudest groan to wimper you ever heard come out his mouth

Him shocked be how loud he was, he covers his mouth with one hand and grips the sheets with the other

When you start thrusting at a normal pase he would be struggling to keep his composer

Him trying to shush his moans by covering his mouth

You lean down noticing this and slowly take his hand of his face while whispering how you want to hear the all sounds he makes

Leaving hickeys on his neck and collarbone as you fuck him slow not speeding up until he moves his hand

When he does you start to thrust faster and as you do this you also end up hitting his prostate dead on

Tears start to prick his eyes from the sensation

You lift his legs up a bit more to get a better angle as you fuck him

You continue with the fast pace from before but this time your hitting his prostate almost every thrust

He gives up on concealing his voice at this point and wraps his arms around as you fuck into him

Starting to pump his cock has you fuck him at a rough paste

Him babbling almost incoherently telling you not to stop but you do hear him whimper out "I'm gonna c-cum"

As you realize what he's saying he pulls you close, him squeezing his cock

He kisses you as ropes of cum gets all over him

The both of you breathing heavily when you pull away from the kiss

You ask him if he would do it again, he gives a lopsided smirk and says "Maybe when I can fucking walk"

Normal Hcs

He would liked to be degraded and praised

Depends on the mood

He would like to be degraded from: spitting, name calling (slut, cum slut, whore, ect), being fucked in front of a mirror

And praised by: saying how good hes being for you, how good he looks, etc

Hes probably into other things to like: choking, overstimulation, edging, blindfold, tied up,ect

[egcdeath]

birthdays with the boys

in honor of my own birthday, today i’ll be sharing with you what i think your birthday with many cevans characters would be like. enjoy! <3

steve rogers

he leaves his mission early and unannounced so when you wake up to the smell of pancakes in your house, and a man with breakfast in bed you almost jump out of your skin buuut you couldn’t be happier to see him

breakfast in bed is just the start of your bday because he goes ALL. OUT. 

as you finish up eating, he grabs a folded piece of paper with a wax seal on it and hands it to you

he tells you to open it once he leaves, gives you a wink, then goes

he planed a birthday scavenger hunt for you!!!

for the rest of the day, you travel around the city to a bunch of important places in your relationship, like your fav dates n stuff

at the midway point of the hunt, he meets you for a coffee and makes sure you’re still enjoying everything before he sends you off with the avenger’s company card and basically tells you to get something nice before finishing the hunt hehe

you do in fact get yourself something nice

at the end of the hunt, you end up at the compound where all of your friends and teammates are and you have a very nice birthday party

by the time that you and steve go home, you’re exhausted but wanna spend a lil more time savoring your birthday so steve suggests that the two of you watch that one cheesy rom com that you love (and he hates)

as you cuddle on the couch, popping the occasionaly popcorn kernel in your mouth, you cant help but to feel grateful that you have such an amazing boyfriend

ransom drysdale

his birthdays were always disregarded when he grew up, so he has a very extravagant celebration planned for you

we all know that he can make a pretty airtight and elaborate plan so you literally have zero idea of what he’s got up his sleeve

enter: a whole birthday week

(he sweet talked your boss into some time off  so thats one whole thing you don’t have to worry about)

day one is a whole spa and a shopping day

he can’t stand some of your friends but he invites them anyway bc he knows it’ll make you happy

he’s glaring at your friends while they giggle about some new louis vuitton purse and you’re thoroughly amused by it

you give him extra kisses that night as a reward for not instigating any fights that day (awww bf of the year am i right ladies?)

day two you guys do a museum hop and look at lots of art

ransom rolls his eyes at canvases that have a few drops of paint on them and are called modern art, you think this is hilarious

day three you have a picnic together in a park

ransom knows you have an affinity for charcuterie boards and attempts to make you one himself (and it’s not all that bad), along with a bunch of dainty little sandwiches

later that day, you go to a planetarium together

on your drive back home you have an interesting convo on the meaning of life

day 4 you take a pottery class together

ransom makes the most deformed bowl you’ve ever seen in your life

so naturally you put it up for display in your bedroom (so whenever you see it you can think of him)

day five is a first class flight to some luxurious villa in europe. most of day five is taken up on a plane

ransom lets you lay your head on him while you sleep, even though the position you’re in is making it astonishingly uncomfortable for him

day six you guys explore the city all day together

ransom makes sure not to complain about his aching legs (even though yours are getting sore too, and if he said something you would’ve done something about it!)

on your real birthday (day seven), ransom takes you out to a very nice dinner, and gives you a hand written letter detailing how much he loves and cares about you (because sometimes it’s hard for him to say his feelings)

you’re extremely flattered but have no idea how you’ll top this for his own birthday

andy barber

you and andy aren’t really huge on big gestures, so he does little things throughout the day

while you’re at work, he makes a surprise stop by and brings you your favorite drink & lunch from your favorite food place

he sends a bouquet of flowers to your job as well

after work, he cooks for you then showers you in gifts

your favorite thing that he gets you is a little engraved necklace with yours and his initials on it

at the end of the day, he gives you a nice full body massage and somehow that was exactly what you needed.

maybe not the most extravagant birthday, but a good one nonetheless.

frank adler

you have a pretty chill birthday with him and mary

he brings you a cake that him and mary made/decorated together

it’s kind of hideous but you love it

you guys let mary skip class for just 1 (one) day but tell her to keep it a secret

you call the school and let her fake being sick in the background. it is a hoot

you all go to the zoo together 

you take tons of pictures

your personal favorite is one where mary and frank are posing with a giraffe

after the zoo, you go bowling

when you win, the sore losers that came with you claim they were letting you win since it was your birthday

you end your day at the beach, watching mary and her cat play in the sand in your peripheral vision while you and frank admire the sunset

ah, sweet, sweet domesticity

ari levinson

you go to an escape room to celebrate your birthday

it’s just you and ari, but you’re smart so you don’t expect it to be too difficult

🚨wrong🚨

you’re both so hard headed and stubborn that doing any of the tasks is like pulling teeth

eventually the building had to close, and you’ve only finished like... a few tasks in the hours you’ve been there

this was certainly not a bad birthday though, arguing with ari is one of your favorite pastimes

and this birthday certainly did not disappoint

jake jensen

you and the rest of your team decided to go to a little retro arcade for the first half of the night

you spent way more time than necessary watching jake attempt to beat the high score of some random game

after giving up on beating the highest score on a pac-man machine, jake decided to attempt to win you a prize on the claw machine

like, $20 and a few annoyed humans in line behind him later, it was still nothing

when jake finally gave up, the next person in line won the soft and plushy elephant you had your eye on

and while your back was turned, he may or may not have paid off its rightful owner in order to get it with you

it was too sweet of a gesture for you to even try to be annoyed with jake

a bit later, you decided to partake in a game of laser tag which was going on in the same building

this was fine and dandy buuuut

everyone on your team treated every mission (real or fictional) like the end of the world

this made for a few very interesting matches

jake nearly trampled a child more than one time

good thing everyone was required to sign a waiver before playing

a custody battle over which team got to have cougar seemed to be a consistent theme during the night

when you were on different teams, you couldn’t help but notice that jake was getting a little too much pleasure out of shooting you

it was fine because you were equally enthusiastic about shooting him

you were eventually booted from the game when an employee claimed you were all being too rough

at some point you lost the elephant

but luckily for you, you found it before you went home

you were going to keep that elephant forever

johnny storm

you were genuinely convinced that johnny forgot your birthday

he did not bring it up ONCE the whole day

you’re actually kind of hurt for a while and get all in your head

johnny gets the silent treatment 🙄 (but he deserves it)

you decide to stop moping and go out, since it issss your birthday

you do your makeup and put on a skimpy little dress

as you leave your room and start enter the communal portion of the baxter building, johnny stops you and checks you out

he’s like “where are you going????”

and you’re like “out 😐”

and he’s like “are you sure? 🤨”

and you’re like yes duh

then he gestures to the side really quickly and you’re kinda confused then a whole bunch of people pop out and start cheering for your birthday

you’re kinda embarrassed that you spent so much of the day moping but you quickly get over it because you love a good party

by the time that most of your guests are gone, you force johnny to take you out to the club

and of course you warn him not to ever pull a stunt like that again

lucas lee

he forgot it was your birthday

[strafethesesinners]

Tell me about your RDR blorbos please ♡

@shallow-gravy also asked for this one thank you!

So just as a note, I’ve purposely been avoiding the red dead fandom at large so as far as “under appreciated” etc I don’t really know

Blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Arthur!

Scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is so shaped)

Arthur again but also Tilly

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/under appreciated fave)

Sadie Adler

Glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut the fuck up about it for a week)

Charles Chatenay lol

Poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Dutch van der Linde. I don’t think I would call him a meow meow but he’s definitely problematic and I suspect controversial. And a little bit pathetic yes. Also John Marston a bit.

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Micah

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Micah again but Dutch with him lol thats what he gets for listening to Micah

[timetravelassasin]

Surprise!

Summary: You surprise Bokuto at one of his away games. 

A/N: Hey guys here is another Bokuto fic. I hope you guys enjoy!.

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Bokuto was away on a competition and would be gone for a week. He hated leaving you behind and alone so he would always buy you something to remember him by. One time he even got you a promise ring promising to always return to you no matter how far he would be. This time you made arrangements to surprise him at his game. You had saved up enough to give you a weeks stay at a hotel in the city he would be playing at. Akaashi offered to tag along wanting to get some vacation time done. 

“Alright, I think I have everything,” you said, checking your bag. 

“You know he is going to go crazy when he sees you,” Akaashi said, standing by the door. 

“I know, his game starts in half an hour. I just need to fix my hair thats all,” you said, walking to the bathroom. 

You wore a MSBY Black Jackal jersey that had Bokuto’s name and number on it with a pair of shorts. You pinned up your hair and let your bangs fall to the side. After adding your usual jewlery you grabbed your bag with the room key, wallet and phone.

“Alright, let’s go. I don’t want to miss him,” you smiled, heading out. 

Akasshi had called a cab up and gave him the address to the stadium. The stadium was not so far from your hotel giving you guys enough time to grab some snacks. 

“I can’t wait to try these snacks. Kotaro always sent me pics of them,” you said as both you and Akaashi made your way to the front row. 

“You really love your sweets don’t you,” he said, taking a seat. 

“Yeah, its my weakness,” you smiled. 

“Everyone Welcome to today’s match The MSBY Black Jackal’s vs  The Schweiden Adlers. Please take your seats while the match begins,” the announcer said. 

You handed Akaashi some of the snacks and started to eat yours. The teams made their way to the court and started to warm up. You spotted Bokuto along side Shoyo doing their stretches. A squeal escaped your lips when you saw him. 

“Match start,” the referee said. 

You watched as the ball was tossed around from player to player. Bokuto was on a roll and scoring several of the points. They won the first set and were starting on the second one. They were half way thru the set when things took a turn. Bokuto was not scoring as many points and his spikes kept getting blocked. 

“Oh no he’s going into sad mode,” Akaashi said, besides you. 

“Oh no, KOTARO YOU GOT THIS,” you cheered.

Bokuto turned to the sound to see you standing at the stands next to Akaashi. He grinned and waved up at you. The match continued and soon the Black Jackals won the match. You cheered with Akaashi and headed down to meet with Bokuto and Shoyo. 

“KOTARO,” you squealed, running to him. 

You jumped and wrapped your arms around his neck as he wrapped his arm around your waist. He spun you around before holding you in his arms. 

“What are you doing here,” he asked, excited. 

“Surprise, I took time off from work to come see your match. You were so amazing! Oh and Shoyo too he was so cool but not as cool as you,” you smiled. 

“Bokuto who is that,” some of his team members asked. 

“This is Y/N, she is my girlfriend and this is my best friend Akaashi,” he introduced. 

“Y/N you came to see us play,” Shoyo said. 

“Yeah, I wanted to surprise Kotaro and make it a mini vacation too. Akaashi tagged along as well,” you smiled. 

“How long are you going to be here,” Shoyo asked. 

“We will be here for a week. I thought it would be nice to finally get a chance to see you play,” you said, wrapping your arm around Bokuto’s waist. 

“I’m really glad you came. Our next match isn’t until tomorrow if you want to go walk around town,” Bokuto asked. 

“Yeah, let’s go,” you smiled. 

Bokuto took hold of your hand and pressed a kiss on your cheek. He went to shower and change before meeting you outside the locker room. He took hold of your hand and led you out of the stadium. He ended up showing you around and bought you some snacks.

[whosaskingwrites]

Forever Is A Long Time (Akaashi x Reader)

A/N: I'm alive. And finally starting my soulmate one-shots. 😔 sorry if you've been waiting for these i wanted to get the angst ones done first. Also im almost at 100 followers which means ill be having a follower special soon! So be ready for that. Anyway have a good day!

Date: Tuesday, November 24th, 2020

Details: 6.3 pages 2,308 words

Theme: Red String- There is a red string tied around your ring finger that connects you to your soulmate. It becomes visible when you are close to each other. You can also tug on the string so your soulmate feels it. When far you only see it as a red ring around your finger.

Warnings: cursing. Barely implied sexual stuff its just one sentence and its nothing explicit.

Soulmate masterlist

For as long as I could remember I had a pale red ring around my finger. I never asked questions about it since I knew what it was. My soulmate was out there somewhere but I was never curious about them.

I would have been but my mom stressed to me that I needed to be successful. Not worrying about some silly soulmate so I did. Every thought about my soulmate was pushed to the back of my mind and I slowly forgot about them. My friend Hinata always tried to get me to find them but I denied.

I ended up becoming the manager for the MSBY Black Jackals. I considered it the perfect job I wasn't as successful as my mom wanted me to be but I was happy with what I was doing.

I was always busy so my soulmate had never crossed my mind. My days were spent corraling Bokuto and Hinata while keeping Atsumu away from Sakusa's stuff. The rest of the team members like Meian and Barnes didn't need watching but they also never helped me.

Today was no different of course. Well unless you counted the fact that it was the Black Jackals versus the Schweiden Adlers. Hinata was bouncing around in excitement and Bokuto wasn't much better. Currently I was helping Sakusa fix his knee pads deciding to let Hinata be excited this once.

"Y/N!" I jumped throwing a hand over my heart as I stood up. I looked at Bokuto who was staring at me eyes wide. "Don't do that Bo!" I yelled smacking him on the back of the head. "Owww sorry it's just your hand!" I looked down at my hand and looked back up raising an eyebrow.

"What?" I asked in confusion Bokuto sighed reaching forward and raising my other hand. There around my ring finger was a thin red string. "Y/n's soulmate is here!?" Hinata yelled rushing over to see the string. "Oh cool I guess," I took my hand from Bokuto's grasp bringing it back down with a shrug.

"You're not excited about it?" Atsumu asked "Not really? Mom raised me to not worry about my soulmate so," I trailed off before I felt a strong tug on my hand. Looking down I noticed Hinata pulling on the string before someone pulled back.

I smacked his hand as he went to tug it again "quit doing that," I said moving to pick up my clipboard. "But thats how you find them! The stronger the tug the closer they are!" He shouted while I shook my head. "Hinata I'm not worried about my soulmate. The game is in 10 minutes so let's get you guys to the court," I stated looking at them.

"I don't get it how the hell are you Omi and Samu not interested in your soulmates!" Atsumu shouted as we left the changing room. "I'm just not big on the soulmate thing," I said with another shrug "I don’t really care if I find them or not," Sakusa added on with his own shrug.

"You guys are so boring! Y/n you're the first outta of the five of us to be close to your soulmate and you don't wanna meet them!?" Bokuto shouted in exasperation. "I dont see what the big idea is. I'm not interested in meeting my soulmate right now. Now go warm-up," I gently pushed the boys towards the court while I went to the bench. 

I shook my head as Hinata mouthed "Find them," at me. I sighed as I watched them feeling a gentle tug against my finger my eyes drifted to the red string before I cautiously tugged back. It brought an odd sense of comfort to feel every tug on the thread and it almost seemed like a habit for them to nervously tug the string.

My eyes shifted back to the court as the game started. My hand made notes that occasionally got messed up when a tug shook my hand. I quietly hummed when I realized they were trying to find me.

Halfway through the game the tugs had become annoying. They started hindering my writing the closer they got and the boys had most definitely noticed my annoyed state. They had come over for water and towel during a short timeout while I was finishing a note for Bokuto when my hand was suddenly tugged sharply to the side scratching a mark across the sentence id just written.

"Son of a bitch!" I quietly cursed though it was loud enough that the four boys heard me. "You alright Y/n?" Atsumu asked and I glared at him. The boys froze at the icy gaze.

"No I'm not okay. Everytime I try writing these damn notes my soulmate tugs on the fucking string and ruins it. I'm fed up with it and quite frankly I really don't want to meet them at this point," I stated angrily. "Come on Y/n its just notes-" my glare shifted to Hinata as he spoke causing him to shiver.

"Just notes? It is my job to write notes. If the notes are unreadable I have failed at my job and you know what these notes are?" I held up my clip board before slamming it back down on the bench. "Unreadable!"   I yelled before taking a breath. "Now finish your game boys and if you lose. Ill kill you," I sent them a threatening smile before they ran off to the court in fear.

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"I just don't get it man! How is she not excited!" I paused as I entered the shop. Hearing Bokuto yell as soon as I walked in. "I mean I get it. If my soulmate kept me from making Onigiri correctly I'd be mad," Osamu supplied waving to me as I walked in.

"Whats going on?" I asked looking at the guys Kuroo rubbed his forehead while Bokuto looked at me. "Please don't get him started on his damn manager again," Kuroo mumbled while Bokuto spoke up. "Hey Akaashi what's your idea of a soulmate?" I blinked at the sudden question "Someone who will be with you forever I guess," I said after I thought about it. 

"Our manager doesn't care about meeting her soulmate!" Atsumu yelled out throwing his hands up while Kuroo groaned. I came over and sat down across from Bokuto. "You guys are making a huge deal out of it," Sakusa said rolling his eyes.

"Well she should care! I can't believe she went home instead of celebrating just to fix her notes," Hinata stated with a huff. "What happened?" I asked my eyes flickering to Osamu when he placed a tray of onigiri down in front of me.

"Y/n's soulmate was at today's game! They even kept tugging on the string but she said she didn't care!" I paused as I processed Bokuto's words. I had been at the game when my string appeared. I tugged on it whenever I got nervous during the game.

I had eventually followed it during break only to discover it led me to the doors on court and suddenly it all made sense. "Oh," I said when I realized. "What?" Hinata questioned and I shook my head. "Nothing just...my string also showed up during the game," I stated looking back at Hinata. "Oh," he said but then his face lit up "oh!" He stood up suddenly and Bokuto joined him.

"Oh my god! You think-?" Bokuto trailed off excitedly looking at me. "You guys saying he's her soulmate?" Atsumu also stood up in excitement. While Kuroo sent me a look that screamed 'What have you done?' "Guys there was a lot of people at the game," Osamu said rolling his eyes.

"Yeah doesn't mean Y/n is his soulmate," Sakusa also said with an agitated sigh. Bokuto snapped his head over to me with a wide excited smile. "Did you follow the string?" He asked bouncing in his spot. "A little bit during break yes," I said as I automatically started playing with my fingers.

"And?" Hinata drawled out leaning towards me. "...It lead me to the doors leading on court," there was a brief moment of silence before the three boys started screaming. "Someone get her over here right now!" Atsumu shouted while Hinata pulled out his phone.

It went dead silent as he called the boys seemed to freeze in place staring at the phone that was on speaker. "What the hell do you want?" All four boys flinched at the angry tone and Kuroo shivered at it. "We think we found him Y/n!" Hinata excitedly yelled.

"Found who?" She asked in confusion causing Atsumu to sigh in irritation. "Your soulmate Y/n!" He yelled in exasperation. "Fascinating. I don't care," She had responded back in annoyance. "Y/n come on! Just come to Onigiri Miya please!" Bokuto begged his eyes got big as he stared at the phone.

"No. And don't throw puppy eyes at the phone I know you're doing it," Bokuto sighed when it didn't work frowning as he tried to figure out what to do. "Please Y/n! Five minutes! I'll do anything you want!" Hinata joined in with a frown. 

"I already said no. Now leave me alone or I block you," She stated before hanging up the phone. The three boys turned their gazes to me after staring blankly at the phone. I looked back at them slowly "...what?" I asked nervously before Atsumu smirked at me. 'Oh boy' I thought worriedly.

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'How the hell did I get here?' I thought as I stood infront of an apartment door. I assumed it was Y/n's since Bokuto had shoved me here and rang the bell. I was still getting my bearings when the door swung open revealing a girl with h/c hair and shiny e/c eyes.

She was wearing a black jackals hoodie and a pair of leggings. I noticed the red string trailed from her hand to mine confirming she was my soulmate. "Can I help you?" She asked with a sigh.

Her voice snapped me out of my reprieve and I gave her a shaky smile. "Hi um I think your my soulmate?" What I said came off as more of a question as she blinked at me. "Who are you?" She didn't check the string before she asked. Establishing that she wasn't lying on the phone she really didn't care. "Im Akaashi Keiji," I said holding out my hand.

She hummed as she took it shaking my hand as her eyes finally traced the string. "So. You're Bokuto's elusive friend and the one who made me ruin my notes," I flinched as she let go of my hand immediately going to play with my fingers.

"Sorry about that. I tugged on it whenever the game made me nervous," she was watching my hands before she suddenly reached out and took one. I froze at the unexpected move as she held my hand. "Sorry you were distracting me. Continue?" She asked as she laced her fingers with mine.

"I..um," I had lost my train of thought looking at the pale pink flush that had appeared on her cheeks. "A-anyway why are you against soulmates?" She shook her head at my question. "Im not it's just...my mom raised me to put finding my soulmate on the backburner and focus on my career so I did,"

She continued after a brief pause "She focused on her soulmate and ended up working as a waitress as her career. She wanted me to be successful and that meant no room for a soulmate," She shrugged like it was the most casual thing in the world to not care about a soulmate.

"So...Where does that leave me?" I questioned quietly while she hummed. "Depends...are you gonna ruin my notes again?" She asked with a small smile. I smiled back when I realized what she was implying. "Maybe. Maybe not. Depends on the day," She laughed as I spoke her eyes drifted to the side sparkling in mischief as she spotted something.

She leaned forward to whisper in my ear "Seems the three musketeers stayed to keep watch," She mumbled tilting her head as she pulled back. I turned my head slightly seeing Bokuto, Atsumu, and Hinata hiding around the corner. They were excitedly holding on to eachother and I shook my head looking back at her.

"Unfortunately," I supplied while she giggled. "Im sure you already know but my name is L/n Y/n," She said and I nodded confirming I did already know. Her eyes still held mischief as she leaned forward again. "I think we should give them something to watch," she whispered lowly.

My face flushed at the implication of what she said. "Y/n-," She cut me off with a kiss. They were soft and fit against mine perfectly much like her hand did. My eyes slipped closed as I kissed her back. I vaguely heard the screaming of the three guys.

She slid something into my free hand before pulling away. She smirked at me letting go of my other hand "Have fun with that," she threw a vague hand gesture to the boys before going inside and closing the door.

Looking down at my hand she had left a small white business card in my hand. Her number was stretched across the front and I pocketed it before walking away. As I got closer to the three guys I was suddenly tugged backwards and fell.

I looked at my hand to the string following it to see Y/n holding the string with a smile on her face. She winked at me before disappearing while I quietly chuckled.

'This was gonna be an adventure'

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TAGLIST: @wonhomarshmallow

[shrivinglust]

guns n roses and the type of stores in the mall they work at; a thread 😌

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axl rose — the food court. 😌

• JOBLESS and probably homeless

• he LIVES in the food court. he BREEDS there. he DWELLS there.

• you see him eating CHICK FIL A on a SUNDAY and he starts RUNNING when you catch him 😭😭

• literally knows EVERYBODY like wtf??? how??? you will see him in this store and in that store, even the store at the very back no one goes to.

• bro,,,, where tf is his family? does he even have a family?? a girlfriend??? 😭😭

• "axl, do you still work at h-" "HOLLISTER??? YES. STOP ASKING ME. DAMN. WHAT ABOUT IT???"

• eats ALL of the samples.

slash — hollister

• really gonna waste your time. really gonna FLIRT with you.

• "man, that's crazy, dawg.... you gotta ig tho? 🤔"

• plays the hamilton soundtrack 24/7 and some damn david bowie... AINT NOBODY WANNA LISTEN TO THAT SHIT.

• y'know when you walk into hollister, everything dimmed and it smells like cologne??? well,,, for slash... YOU CANNOT SEE SHIT and IT SMELLS LIKE WEED. why??? "just wanna get into the California vibe, mannnn."

• the guys from red hot chilli peppers works at the pacsun next door and steals from hollister when they on break, slash dont care... but when YOU steal, he reports you EXPEDITIOUSLY.

izzy stradlin — hot topic

• the reason why hot topic is gentrified.

• a fucking poser. "the misfits? yeah, that's the band with joey RAMONE?"

• literally that one employee that stands in the back, doing nothing, and if you ask, he just gonna answer "looking for shoplifters 😐"

• you put your stuff on the counter and here he goes, smacking his teeth and AGGRESSIVELY makes you sign the receipt.

• if you're asking for help, please go to someone else because he will NOT help you. 😭

• DOES HE EVEN WORK THERE???

duff mckagan — forever 21

• rude. as. fuck.

• on break 24/7.

• he knows the shoplifting and does he give a fuck? NO.

• if you're gonna return something... well...

• his entire wardrobe is from that store. 😭

• holds up the entire line because he's on his phone. doesn't get why everyone angry and called them "RUDE"

• honestly works there because his parents are the managers skkks

• will FORCE you to get a membership card even though their sales ain't shit 😭😭

steven adler — build a bear workshop

• a literal KID at heart.

• honestlyy,,, nobody goes to build a bear nowadays. KIDS want IPHONES. not no damn BUILD A BEAR. 😭😭

• you just see him, sitting there... waiting for a kid to come. he still look happy af tho.

• he's so fucking nice??? like his smile can make you smile??? he make kids feel at wonderland. 😭💕 does NOT get paid alot sadly.

• you see him at other kids-oriented stores like claires, justice, etc etc and you think something is fishy... nahhhh, they just hire him because they're that desperate and he can't make a resume for his life 😭

• he works at the fucking ICE CREAM shop too and honestly can make some good flavors. AXL is there 24/7 and even brags about Steven, going like "I KNOW HIM. THATS MY BUDDY. WE BEST FRIENDS."

• steven don't even talk to him like that 😐😭

[harrypotterwholock]

Nothing to hide

Summary:

Imagine Sherlock finding out about your eating disorder and comforting you.

~Trigger warning for eating disorders, self harm and implied sexual abuse~

She stuck her sore fingers down her throat as she heard a loud bang at the end of the corridor. Sherlock must’ve come off of his heroine trip earlier than she had anticipated. Quickly she flushed the toilet and washed out her mouth with mouth wash to cover up the smell of vomit. As she looked at herself in the mirror, she noticed that her eyes were bloodshot from the violent vomiting. They looked huge in her face, her cheekbones sticking out, just like the other bones of her body. An hour earlier she had fallen back into old behaviors, bingeing on all of the food she found in their cupboards. It took a good half an hour to rid herself of the junk she had ingested and her knuckles were red and raw. Outside of the bathroom door Sherlock went into the kitchen, probably to make himself a cuppa tea. Anxiously she took a last glance at her reflection in the mirror and stepped out of the bathroom.

"Sherlock, dear, are you up already? I thought you’d be knocked out until tomorrow noon at least." She said, watching him sit in his armchair with his eyes closed. "Yes darling, I estimated that as well, but it seems like Wiggins has made a fault during the production process." he answered. As he said this, he snapped open his eyes and scanned her over, leaning back in his chair. "I’m going to need some time to settle, sweetheart. Why don’t you go out with a couple of your girl friends?" "Oh, thats a lovely idea Sherlock, but I’m having a bit of a migraine today. I think I’m gonna go to my room and read a bit. Get some rest, darling"

Sherlock didn’t answer as he was already in his own world, fingers propped up against his chin. Hurriedly, in an attempt to flee this encounter as fast as possible, she retreated into my room and let herself fall onto her bed. The silken sheets, printed with flowers, were soft against her skin and gave her a piece of comfort in her woeful state of mind. Curling up under the covers, she looked up at the water stained ceiling and began to cry silently. Didn’t he notice the amount of distress she was in? It was very unlikely that a genius like him wasn’t able to deduce what had happened from her physical symptoms. In this moment, she felt more alone than she had in the last ten years, ever since she befriended John and Sherlock, who freed her out of her miserable world.

For years she had been abused by her boyfriend, being hit, kicked, yelled at and forced to have sex with him. On a particularly bad occasion, neighbors had heard her screams and called the police. The officers came accompanied by Sherlock and John, who had offered her to come to their apartment, as she had no family she could have turned to. At first, Sherlock wasn’t too keen on having his routines disrupted by an intruder and, because of this, decided to ignore her completely. However, as she and John got to know each other and Sherlock eavesdropped on their conversations, he got interested in her and got jealous. It was just the second time he had shown interest in any woman who wasn’t his mother, the first being Irene Adler. Her appeal to him laid in her intelligence and expertise, as she was a well known mathematician. Since then, she had helped him with a few of his cases, calculating probabilities and running simulations for him.

She thought back at all the things, he and John had done for her to help her build a new and stable life and immediately felt guilty for falling back into her harmful behaviors. She hadn’t made herself throw up or cut herself for almost two years and never in the presence of John or Sherlock. Anxiously, she thought about the consequences she would get into if Sherlock found out about her ill behaviors. She pressed her fingernails into her skin until it bled to alleviate some of the emotional pressure.

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Sherlock on the other hand sat in the living room and reviewed all of the things he noticed about Evelyn in his mind palace. What had he noticed about her? Unfortunately his mind was still mildly foggy from the drugs he had indulged in the night before. Surely there had been something off about her behavior. Normally, she would complain about his drug habit and would urge him to pursue a drug withdrawal. Today however, she had been urgently trying to get away from him, to withdraw herself from his deductive gaze.

He remembered some physical abnormalities about her: Her eyes were red and her salivary glands swollen. Sherlock reprimanded himself for not looking at her more closely, but he had still been in a state of dream. "Well, I will have to get a look at her then." he thought. "Evy, would you like to order something for lunch today? How about Chinese?" he called after her.

She didn’t answer him. Now suspicious, he wandered off towards her door and cracked the door open just enough to be able to get a look at her bed. Evelyn was curled up in a fetal position under the covers, her chest rising and falling heavily. The sight made Sherlocks heart ache and twist. Hesitantly, he opened the door completely and approached his girlfriend. "Evy, are you all right? What’s going on?" He asked worriedly. Startled she turned around to face him, wiping her face, so as to not let him see her weakness. "Sure, Sherl, everything’s ok. I’ve just got a bad headache, that’s all." He watched her closely and sat down next to her on the bed, brushing her sweaty hair out of her face. "Do you want anything? I wanted to ask you if you fancy a cuppa tea or some Chinese for lunch?" A panicky expression flashed over her face, but she regained her composure back almost immediately. Of course Sherlock had observed her reaction. "No thanks, dear. I’m feeling a bit nauseous today." "Should I stay with you for a bit and comfort you?" he asked, taking her hand from under the blanket. He shot a glance at her hand, to confirm his deductions. "When were you planning to tell me about your relapse?" Wide-eyed she looked at him. "What do you mean with „relapsed“? I’m just having a bad day!" She told him sharply. He gripped her hand and turned it upwards "Do you really think I’d miss these signs? I’m not an imbecile, so don’t lie to me! You have the Russells signs, and your salivary glands are swollen. To me, the situation is clear. So why don’t you speak it out yourself?" "I don’t want to speak it out. I haven’t done it in years, so technically I’m recovered" "You call this recovered?" He snarled. "You should accept that you have a problem!" "I should admit that I have a problem? Why don’t you start to work on your drug addiction first? MY addiction certainly isn’t as harmful as yours!" Sherlocks gaze turned soft and he leaned forward. His voice turned to a soft whisper. "Is it not? You’ve gotten smaller and smaller over the last weeks and if you plan to throw up the rest of the little food you’re eating, you’re going to starve to death. And believe me, I myself have eaten little food during my drug sprees."

Evelyn began to cry silently, her shoulders rising and falling fast. She hiccuped as she tried to stifle a sob. Sherlock lifted up the blanket and crawled into the bed next to her. Carefully he wrapped his arms around her and drew her head into his chest. Trying to calm her, he rocked her back and forth.

"Shhh, it’s going to be okay, sweetheart, you needn’t worry about any of it. I love you, no matter what. In my eyes, you're beautiful just the way you are. I primarily love you for your intelligence and your vast personality, not for your looks or body. It tortures me to see you unhappy about something so unimportant" Lovestruck, he trailed the lines of her lips and her cheekbones with his fingers. He drew her closer to him and moved his hands on her back in circles. "I know it’s silly, it’s just that my family has always let me think I was never good enough for them. I always thought I could only be loved if I satisfied their expectations." "Don’t ever think you aren’t good enough for me. I have never loved anyone as much as I love you. If it wasn’t for you, I think I would have already turned towards criminality, to distract myself from the mundane world" He kissed her softly and ran his fingers through her auburn hair. Peacefully they laid together until the sun set and they both fell into a quiet slumber.

[voidselfshipp]

Arcane

Chapter 2

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Jerico sighed,forehead against the desk , hair fell messily on her face, she took a deep breath and leaned on the Chairs backrest letting out the air in a long exhale.

Someone patted her arm, and handed her a Cup of tea.

She looked up to meet with adlers eyes who hid behind his sunglasses.

--oh thanks...im halfway done...

He took a Seat besides her-- thats great...but didnt you had a friend with you?

She nodded--she went to sleep like an hour ago...

The Man looked at his watch and his face contorned in surprise, it was incredibly late .

He let her work a bit more until she finished her drink, his eyes took a quick look at the bed in the corner of the room right Next to the door, and stood up --Come on,time to rest--he offered his hand, and jeris eyes looked at it then at him with one eyebrow raised.

--I think ill pass--she cant finish her sentence because a yawn appears simingly out of no-where.

--pass out is what youll do

Still not budging he sighed and picked her up throwing her like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder.

The woman hit his back with weak fists, possibly because of the exhaustation.

He Turned off the lights and put her on the bed,hearing her getting comfortable and facing the wall.

--Youll go now?--she asked ready to jump out of bed to Keep working as soon as he was gone.

--Im not dumb, miss von terra, I know what youre trying to do

She felt the matress dip and sighed knowing there was no way out, she could creep around the U.S very best if he was in another room, but now, with their backs against eachother there was no chance she could pull that off.

Or maybe there was and she didnt.

They both covered by blankets said an awkward good night, Trying to contain the smile appearing on their faces.

Adler seemed to be naturally warm, wich made her scoot closer 'in her sleep'.

And dammnit, the american was going to Keep watch until she went to sleep, but the covers,the shared pillow, it all smelled like chamomile and coco, and he couldnt help himself,falling into a deep slumber alongside his companion.

Its around seven in the morning when he wakes up, he feels a warm hand softly shake him by the shoulder.

--Hey adler wake up

He protested and tried to turn away,he heard the voice,now clear enough to notice it was a womans, call him again.

Her hand grabbed his and gave it a light squeeze wich got him wide awake and sitting on the bed in a split second.

--There you are, good morning

--ah...goodmorning jerico...

Jer smiles handing him a good morning coffee--your teams looking for you

He nodded still half asleep,the light in the room blinding him, while he drinks his coffee, jerico fiddled with her own thumbs like a kid would.

He licked his lip and decided to sit besides her, he felt her head rest against his shoulder.

--Still tired?--She nodded yawning--you should get some rest, youre not gonna be able to work if youre tired

She chuckled and their gazes met--funny youd say that

--why?

--dad used to say the same thing--she said it with a melancholic tone, lookig away--when was the last time I called him?..--she shook her head-- nevermind... I should get back to work

Shes about to stand up,but he grabs her hand yanking her back on the bed.

--You should sleep first

--I dont want to sleep...zuwvozah-- she said looking away-- lom veh nom orihom hiril gir...(besides its not the same without you)

--what was that?

--Nothing...forget it

Their eyes meet for a moment and its all he needs to know what to do.

He throws her on the bed turning off the switch and pulling her to his chest while taking her hand.

She doesnt seem to fight it as the world seemed softer now with her head on his chest.

Her fee hand tucked near his side while his free arm hug her waist pulling her closer to him.

She awkwardly looked away, while he covered them both to then take her hand again.

Neither said a Word,but he felt her smile against his chest.

Adler looked at jerico and sighed dreamily,as she softly fell asleep.

"How Long can I Keep this up?" He thought,his factions softening"shes so beautiful like that..."

If he could, hed spend all day with her like this, how he longed for a more simple life, and maybe with her by his side.

For now he decided to enjoy It, and closed his eyes,he could use some rest too.

They maybe get a couple of hours of sleep before they have to Keep working.

That didnt mean however that they wouldnt visit eachother with the silliest of excuses,be it coffee or because they want to know how the planning, or decripting, is going.

Alleysons face contorns in pain as he drinks his coffee, leaning against the wall while talking to both Romina and luana.

--its so painfully obvious that they have a crush on eachother...theyve been flirting non-stop for ten minutes

Rascal grabbed a brush and started to tie her girlfriends hair into a ponytail--They are oblivious and its painful to watch

Luana shrugged passing a hairband to Romina-- its funny though..--she munched on her snack while revising a list making sure they had everything they needed.

--Funny for Romina chuckled and kissed her girlfriends cheek,of course luana wasnt taking none of that and kissed her.

--Thanks babe

--Dont mention it

Alley coos--anyway im gonna finish this--he Walked over to jerico and asked her to talk with him.

He pulled her to one side and leaned on the wall--Its so painfully obvious you two like eachother....for the love of god jerico...just kiss him

Jers cheeks turn bright red, lookig away--hes just being friendly

--He told you you were pretty at least four times

--That doesnt mean he likes me

--You two slept togheter on the same bed

Shes about to say something but then nodds-- I like him a lot,but its just...how do I tell him?

Alleysons expression softens and takes her hand hugging her--hey Man just be yourself okay?

Jeri hugs him tightly and smiles nodding-- im still anxious as shit though

He nodds and puts an arm around her neck--Jealousy it is!

--You acting Straight? What are the odds of that working?

--We Will have to see,after all im a great actor

--with an even greater ego

--...shut up

Jerico was 100% convinced it was not going to work, between his shitty and cheesy pick up lines, to his horrible attempts to look somewhat Straight.

And since the afternoon she was locked in her Office working.

She heard a soft knock against her door--come in!

She instantly recognized those footsteps,and smiled as adlers hand pressed against her back--you got a moment?--he asked

"For you?I have all the time in the world"it was what she wanted to say, instead she nodded and stood up--Whats up?--The Man looked away--russel are you okay?

"To hell with it"he thought and he kissed her,everything seemed to collapse, before he felt her hands against his chest and her lips kissing him back.

He ended up with his back against the wall, his arms around her waist still kissing her.

When they break the kiss their foreheads press against eachother,only for their lips to connect again, neither wanting to let go.

But their hearts ached knowing that stuff would get even worse when everything was said and done.

[mydearsaddiary]

Little curiosity notes: Hey guys! We’re on chapter 9 now! If everything goes according to plan the story will end in the next chapter! I might do an additional short epilogue after, but the plan is only to continue until chapter 10! Thank you so much for reading until here and as always: Feel free to reach out!

Thank you!

Candy (08/20/2020)

Neil Chapter 9 part 1- First, do no harm

1933

-Cliff- I said as I walked from the back room of the diner I helped to manage now- you’re running low on soda, you know!

-Geez- He said, finishing up cleaning a table and running towards me- I’m awful with this inventory stuff ya know, MC. Mind seeing everything we’re missing?

I smiled, gently hitting him on the head with the papers I was holding- Glad to help.

-Neil coming in today? Just got his new bourbon stash this morning!

-Im sure he’ll pop by later when the nanny is home. How’s everything going with you?

-It’s fine, me and Jane just moved in together- He crossed his arms , blushing a little and giving me that big smile of his.

-So you finally settled down. Next thing you know you’ll have little Conways running around the place

-Maybe in a few years- He turned around when somebody called his name- Alright, duty calls. Have fun in there!

-I always have- I waved at him and returned the back room to count our stock, manage prices, and do basically everything I did at the Ice Box. I enjoyed doing the same job alongside the same people without having the risk. Our past evolved into a better future than most of what the other mob bosses had.

Suddenly, I heard the lock click. My initial shock soon turned into dark memories I wanted to forget. Impulsively I tried open the door only to find out I was actually locked in

-Hey...! Hey!- I knocked on the door- Hey, let me out! Somebody locked me in- I wasn’t scared of enclosed places. It was the sound of the lock clicking and the inability to open it from the inside that haunted me.

I hated being locked in.

-MC- The door opened after a few knocks. Vince was there- Sorry, just came in and thought somebody left it open

-It’s alright-My cheeks were colored red, but besides that I kept my posture- I’ll just do the inventory outside

1926

I opened my eyes, waking up from my sleep. I could feel no sign of light besides the faint, artificial one. I sighed heavily realizing nothing had changed. In my new found experience, not being in the sun for three weeks messes with you head. It makes you tired and empty. A crippling force tells you to accept your fate to remain there.

I sat up, only to find Vera already awake on the mattress besides mine- Did you check the day today?- I asked

-Yeah. The holidays are approaching fast. How are you?

I rubbed my stomach which now had started to show more. Vera had asked the mayor, in one of the times he came in, for new clothes. She had some in the bedroom they used to share. It was refreshing to say the least and her clothes, that were slightly bigger on me, helped me hide my condition from him. It was a light and loose salmon colored shirt that went down until my hip, and a beige skirt that went to my calf, along with white stockings. It was nothing I’d normally wear, but I wasn’t in the position to be picky.

-I feel fine- I said- I don’t feel too sick anymore. I haven’t gotten any movements yet

-How far along are you?

-Hm... I went to the doctor last month... Must be around 13 or 14 weeks.

-It’s still early. Mine didn’t move until about 17 weeks

I looked at her, genuinely surprised- You have kids?

-Oh yes, Frank and I have our children. They’re all grown and moved on to different parts of the country. My oldest one is a little older than you.

-What’s her name?

-His, actually. His name is Robert. He’s 21 now, he got a job out west and comes back to visit when he can.

-Who are the others?

-Oh, May is 18. She’s with her aunt in Florida. I sent her when things got too complicated here. She wouldn’t listen to us.

I chuckled- I know how she feels.

-Then there’s Matt. He’s 16.

-What’s going on with Matt?

-He’s in New York as an apprentice to his grandfather. My ex-husband’s dad. He wants to teach him how to run the business he owns

-Seems like they’ve got it all figured out

-Yes. Well, I know the feeling of having your first kid. I was but a bit older than you are right now. Although- She pointed to her surroundings- I had a more adequate stay

I laughed, but there was no humor in my voice- Adler’s gonna bring our city down under his total power if we don’t do something

-You don’t think your men are trying to save you or figure it out?

-Trying is the key word. Vince...-I sighed, with a heavy heart- Well, Adler shot him... He must be dead right now. That means Cliff and Uncle Charlie must be a mess. On top of it, for my uncle, there’s the fact that I disappeared. That also messes with Neil who, I can’t even imagine what he must be feeling but it’s nothing good. Then Donovan isn’t close enough with them to put everybody’s head together. Julius, Cleo, Sofia and Andrew... Im sure they’re trying to help but...- I sighed- I’m the head of the Ice Box. Im the queen on the chess board. They need me- I said as I realized it myself- I can’t spend any more time waiting for something to happen or counting days.

-You already tried everything, remember?

-Not everything- I got up, exercising my need to move my legs- You know Adler’s schedule better than anyone. When is he out for a long time?

-He’s always at the office from noon to six on weekdays.

-Then thats our time to escape. We’ll wait an hour just to be sure, then leave.

-Yes, but you’re leaving out the important part— How are we gonna leave?

-Last night, before I went to bed, I was looking around your things to see if I could find something useful

-You went through my stuff?!-She said visibly irritated

-If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have found this- I opened my hand to show her the few bobby pins I had in my possession

-How is pinning your hair up helping us?

-Oh Vera, dig a little deeper. It’s for opening the door. I can pick it!

-With those? I think you might be a little too optimistic

-Thankfully- I said cheering up- I had plenty of training sneaking back in my house, and hiding from Momma and Poppa. I have yet to meet a lock that could stop me.

She looked at me for a few seconds and sighed- Alright, I’ll bite. One in the afternoon then.

-Thats right!-I hid it once I heard the door open. They were bringing breakfast down.

____

We heard Adler leave. We heard everything until there was nothing else to hear. The anticipation was so overwhelming that when Vera’s little clock hit twelve-thirty, we were on out way up the stairs.

I got two bobby pins and started to work on unlocking the door. In a few minutes, it clicked and it opened right up to the now dark living room

-You know- She whispered- For the three weeks you were here, you could’ve tried that sooner.

-I didn’t know you had these!- I whispered too, but in an angrier tone- And you’re welcome!

I pushed the door out slowly, as if someone would head. The dark immensity of the house spread before my eyes. Without a single soul there it seemed peaceful, but in a way that unsettled you, like something was waiting to jump out from the dark. The negativity soon disappeared as I got lost in my thoughts for a second and walked over to the big window, letting the sun hit my face. The warmth of the natural light, warmed up my heart along with it. The joy of finally breaking free made me forget for an instant I had to walk out the front door.

-Miss Granger, let’s go!-Vera hurried me up

-Yeah, right- I walked up to the front of the house. By the door there was a table. I noticed keys on top of it- This is for his Ford, isn’t it?- I grabbed them-Nifty! We just got out escape vehicle

-I can’t drive- She looked at me uncertain

-Well, I’ve been learning- I replied opening the door- Now, let’s scram

___

I had to go through two Fords to find the one the keys belonged too, within myself we could taste the flavor of freedom.

Opening the door, I made my way in. It was then everything was ruined by a single shot that went right through the window on my side. When I looked back, Adler stood a few yards away with a gun aimed in my direction, along with his two goons.

-Go, Vera! Inside!-I yelled at the top of my lungs closing my door and turning on the car. I stepped on the gas and went as fast as the car would allow me to.

Soon, down the streets of Chicago we went. The bright sun and the streets filled with people would normally be cause for celebration, but my currently situation prevented me from enjoying it. I heard more shots coming our way and noticed that Adler was following us in his own car

To make everything better, Vera was freaking out in the passenger seat

-Woaaaaaaaaah, be careeeful! Waaaait, you’re going tooooo faaaaast!

-Vera!- I yelled back, driving and swerving as much as my experience would allow- If I don’t drive fast he’s gonna catch up to us—Ah!- I yelped when another shot came right in between us, making a hole in the windshield

-You’re gonna kills uuuus!-Her voice got louder and more annoying- I’m not ready to die!- She continued, letting out her “Oh!”s And “Oh my god!”s And her loud screams that were worse than the shots for me. At this point, I tried my best to ignore them since our lives depended on it

She yelled even louder when his car bumped into our rear and sent our bodies forward. I heard continuous shots that shattered our windows and I couldn’t go any faster. I had to think of something quickly, but all the stimulation from the outside made the task harder.

That’s when I saw it and hope ushered back into me. The little red convertible from the corner of my eyes, driving right ahead of us. Vince drove with ease on the wheel, while, surprisingly, our most experienced shooter, Donovan, fired back in the mayor’s direction from the passenger seat.

Seeing them, I let out a relieved little laugh. Fear was substituted with the urge to go faster, so I gained some distance on them. On the other side the trusty green Studebaker had Cliff, Uncle Charlie and Julius in it. Cliff drove, Uncle tried to steal glances my way, and Julius had a pistol, and helped Donovan by firing back. Sometimes Vince would keep one hand on the wheel and use pearl to fire as well. What I thought was going to be hell quickly turned into an exhilarating thrill.

And then, time slowed down as a third car showed up. The darker colored vehicle that belong not just to any man, but to the man I had longed to see all this time— Neil Dresner. I recognized the car but I couldn’t see him since he drove ahead of me. It might seem silly, but the importance of that moment couldn’t be just understood, it had to be felt. The whole world brightened up again just to know he was near. I knew then I wasn’t alone, and I never would be again.

And then everything came back to me in a second, when Vera’s shouting became deafening and another shot came right by us

-We’re going to die! Jesus!- She kept having her panic attacks

-MC!-I heard a voice from Vince in his car- To the docks! Go to the docks!

I nodded, better now that I had a direction in mind,so I sped up towards my new destination.

The city passed by us in a blur, I didn’t allow myself to focus on anything else but getting there. I’m sure everyone else had a plan and in my mind I started formulating the beginning of my own.

I turned into the road that led to the docks and swerving the car faster than it could handle, I stopped abruptly, hitting a few of the many giant boxes piled around, ready to be transported. The side of the car caved in, but we came out unscathed in the front

-What are you thinking?! We could have died! We could hav-

-Vera!- I yelled, looking at her, panting. The adrenaline hadn’t left my body and I knew it wouldn’t for a long time- you’re a chatter-mag bitch- I said in an unusual calm tone, still trying to catch my breath

-Excuse me?-She gave me that look she usually did when she disapproved of something

I was going to reply, but then I heard a car and shots again- Go Vera! Out of the car!- I pushed her out her way and pulled her to hide behind the boxes laid out nearby.

I heard more tires and assumed my gang had arrived to rescue us. I smiled realizing I was right when I saw Vince throwing me my trusty revolver- Let’s take car of em, boss.

-Don’t call me that- I grabbed it, feeling an immense power I hadn’t felt in a long time. I pointed it to my target, my enemies, those who sided with Adler...

...And fired.

Part 2: https://mydearsaddiary.tumblr.com/post/627009903803990016/speakeasy-tonight-fanfic-neil-season-3-chapter-10

[awitnesstocorruption]

So that "quest for truth" inspired by the Book published in 1986 by Dr. Gerard Van den Aardweg

Its a beautiful analysis in my opinion, but despite receiving an F in my high school psychology class, I

still was able to conclude that the issue hadnt been dealt with sufficiently and so I continued to ponder and consider and the next step for a DIY thinker trained as it were by exposure to the ideas of Dr Mortimer Adler, American Philosopher. My next step would be trying to SYNTHESIZE the content with the related ideas and concepts of other authoritative thinkers in the field of behavior and action and morality and biology. In the book titled How To Read A Book, Dr Adler describes what he called syntopical reading, the highest level of reading which entailed trying to address common topics and questions raised in the books of authors within the Western tradition.

I received an F in my high school Psychology class at Bullard High School in Fresno taught by a nerdy looking teacher named Mr Thomas, to me he sort of looked like Ed Sheeran back in the mid 80's. He sort of took me for a right wing evangelical type I suppose and thats because I was overtly political and had started that Teen Republican Club and I was in debate/speech competitively and I had begun disseminating political stuff related to sex education which I had sourced from Phyllis Schlafleys Eagle Forum. The teachers Union types were too happy about that, but oh well I was just a naive teenage Republican lol. Specifically I chose to be rebellious in Mr Thomas' class over something dumb. His theme was If You Dont Plan, You plan to Fail. And I was in a pick a fight type of mood, so I made that Hippie Jesus quote about NOT WORRYING AND NOT PLANNING into some sort of motivation for resistance to Mr Thomas. I find it so funny now, but it cost me. I had to go to night school once a week the next semester in order to regain the credits so I could graduate. [the quote is from one of the Gospels]

I think I mentioned that I considered myself to be "transgender" until 10th-11th grade. The initiative to really act on my conservative Catholic self indoctrination by starting that group was the episode that sort of confirmed my confidence in myself and my happiness at finally being among others my age who were civilized and smart and decent and so it was cool. Of course, at some point my mother ruined it with her psychotic meanderings which brought her to campus while crazy. Her relapses, so to speak, were perhaps evidence that she had never recovered. If you recover from an illness, you will consider yourself as such and be happy and thankful and say gosh I cant believe I was that bad. But not my mother, Pride the demonic opposite of humility didnt allow her to humbly admit the truth to herself. Its too bad but her family at least in the males, was cursed

[selfshippingwhore]

More Brooke aka Bell Moments.

I did it @mask-knife

Adler: Brooke , we need to talk about-

Brooke: He was already dead when I got here

Adler: What?

Brooke: What?

•••

Woods: What goes up but never comes down?

Adler: The number of mistakes you make on a daily basis?

Manson: Your level of self esteem?

Brooke: The rate at which you destroy things?

Woods: I was just going to say your age, but okay that works too.

•••

Brooke : reasons for us to get married?

Woods: firmly saying "that's my wife!" before knocking someone out in one punch

Woods: and love.

•••

Adler: nothing in life is free

Brooke : love is free

Parker: adventure is free

Manson: knowledge is free

Woods: everything is free if you take it without paying.

•••

Woods: i wanna go as something stupid for halloween

Brooke: you won’t need to dress up then

•••

Adler: “And if you have any suggestions put them in the suggestion box.”

Brooke: “That’s the rubbish bin-“

Adler: “It sure is.”

•••

Brooke:Shoplifting Is A Victimless Crime. Like Punching Someone In The Dark.

•••

Brooke: (to Hudson) You ugly, hate-filled man.

Hudson: [acting bravely]. Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

•••

Brooke: “me and Lazar have that special chemistry where we can finish each other’s-“

Lazar: “sentences!”

Brooke: “don’t interrupt me”

•••

Brooke: “I’m 70% awesome, 80% cool and 50% badass”

Parker: “that’s 200%?”

Brooke: “that’s right, because I’m twice the woman you’ll ever be..”

Parker: “….”

Brooke: “mentally and physically ya short fuck-“

•••

Woods: “pfft- Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.”

Manson: “You were flirting with Brooke..”

Woods: “and? So what? She’s my wife.”

Manson: “you asked them if they were single.”

Woods: “.....”

Manson: “And then you cried when they said they weren't..”

•••

*Brooke and Manson, sitting in a jail cell*

Manson: “so umm…. Who should we call?”

Brooke : “I’d call Adler but I feel safer in jail..”

•••

Adler: “I prevented a murder today..”

Brooke, looking up from their desk: “really? I’m so proud of you! How’d you do that?”

Adler:*Turns to see Manson and Woods being idiots “self control”

•••

Hudson: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Adler: Alright.

Hudson: TraitorSayWhat?

Brooke: Excuse me?

Hudson: What?

Adler:…

Hudson:…

Hudson : No wait-

•••

Adler: WHY. why did you give Brooke a KNIFE?!

Lazar: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Adler: Now I feel unsafe!

Lazar: I’m sorry.

Lazar: ... would you like a knife?

•••

Brooke: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Hudson: You’re a hazard to society

Woods: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

•••

Brooke: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Manson: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Woods: Smad.

•••

Brooke: Why are you on the floor?

Woods: I'm depressed.

Woods: Also I was stabbed, can you get Adler, please.

•••

Brooke: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Adler: Just rip the bandage off.

Brooke: It’s Woods.

Adler: Put the bandage back on.!!!

•••

Hudson: Anyone d-

Woods: Depressed?

Manson: Drained?

Adler: Dumb?

Brooke: Disliked?

Hudson: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

•••

Brooke, standing up on a desk: “trust fall!”

Manson: “no. I’m not gonna catch you this time.”

Brooke: “I’m gonna do it!!”

Manson: “goddammit! No.”

Brooke: suit yourself!”

Manson, jumps over two tables and four chairs just to catch y/n: “ I HATE YOU!”

•••

Brooke: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Woods: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Manson: ...That'll work.

•••

Brooke: History is written by the winners, Manson.

Woods: I thought it was written by losers.

•••

Brooke: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

•••

Brooke: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

•••

Brooke, pointing: May I sit there?

Woods: That's my lap

Brooke: That doesn't answer my question, Woods.

•••

Brooke: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Brooke: i became more evil if you’re curious

Adler: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Brooke: i’m going to get worse on purpose

•••

Brooke: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Adler: You need to stop.

•••

Brooke, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Woods: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Brooke, with the tone of someone who is used to Woods: Outstanding.

Brooke: This is what I’m talking about people.

•••

Brooke, Woods, and Manson are sitting on a bench

Adler: Why do you guys look so sad?

Brooke: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Adler sits down*

Woods: The bench is freshly painted.

•••

Brooke: Wake me up…

Woods: Before you go go!

Manson: When September ends…

Adler: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

•••

Brooke: *Gently taps table*

Woods: *Taps back*

Manson: What are they doing?

Adler: Morse code.

Brooke: *Aggressively taps table*

Woods: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Brooke - Call of Duty Ship memes.

Manson looking at Brooke and Woods. Manson: So who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon. Woods: I’m a knife. Brooke’s:He’s the little spoon.

Brooke First time meeting Frank Woods. Woods: Don’t worry sweet heart, I’ll protect ya. Brooke: That so? * Knocks Frank on his ass.* Protect yourself. Manson: Wow…that’s the fastest I’ve seen you get knocked on your ass. Woods: I think I’m in love.

Brooke: You’re cute Woods: No you’re cute Brooke: You. Woods: You. Brooke: You. Woods: You Manson / Parker / Lazar: *Watching* Adler: What the fuck is going on. Parker: Brooke is high and Woods is an idiot….That’s love for you.

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Um, nat... that's really not accurate at all (karlheinz's plan). I'm not trying to be rude or any thing, but if you don't know something, please don't spread misinformation about it. Not a lot of people bother to read the translations to get the full story, and what you said about “lets destroy all life on earth except for my son and his gf, and then they’ll repopulate the whole world” and then karl heinz would become God essentially yeah???" is not how motivation at all. (1/2)

and if his plan was so "he & his offspring would become the most important and legendary figures in the world if they could pull it off", then why did he want his sons to kill him? Why did he let the Adler, Vibora and other such clans live if he wanted to destroy all life on earth? Those were not the reasons behind why he did what he did. I hope you don't take offense to this, but what you said doesn't align with his character and goals. This is why it's important to study canon. (2/2)

hey anon!! dont worry I dont take offense :0 but I think I’ve studied canon pretty well (granted im not finished with Lost Eden yet) and where im at right now, I think my theory is a pretty educated guess. I will try my best to answer ur questions!!

it’s stated pretty clearly in canon that karl heinz fully intended for his son (which son depends on whose route ur playing) to destroy all life except for himself and eve. it’s mentioned a few times, and one time specifically I can think of was during one of shu’s LE endings. (I dont remember if it was his brute end or manservant end...) shu ends up killing everyone but him & yui and he’s like “well, this is what karl heinz wanted from the beginning.” karl heinz didnt kill the adler & vibora himself, but he didnt intend for them to survive.

karl heinz has to be killed by one of his sons in order to pass on the power of the vampire king to them. so, thats why he was happy to let his son kill him. (plus honestly...this part is just a guess but. u know how in Vampire Culture it’s considered, like, a loving act for someone to kill someone else? I think karl heinz lived a LONGASS time and considered it a good thing to be killed by one of his sons! that part is just a guess, though.)

All the religious references in Dialovers are not a coincidence. Karl Heinz didn’t call Yui and her partner “Adam and Eve” because he thought it sounded cool. All of the references to the apple (the forbidden fruit) in MB were fully intentional. Karl Heinz is reenacting a biblical story here, and his role in that story is that of God. Karl Heinz’s intention was to wipe out all life and then start over with his own offspring - like God did.