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I decided to make a new rendition of the king candy Napoleon thing since I didn't like the one I made in October. (On a side note getting the drawing to the left took longer than it should have it legitimately pissed me off why is my tablet like this)
#king candy#skittles the uni-candycorn#i think thats the unicorn's name#fanart#art#wreck it ralph#wir#artists on tumblr#:p#art wip
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time to make your choice only you can be the one
#undescribed#bonk.png#ggg#great god grove#great god grove spoilers#ggg spoilers#<- bc of king n hand gesturing stuff for the au this one gets the spoiler tag#caption is a line from legend of everfree from eg movie of the same name bc its now linked to ggg for me bc of brainrot#first au stuff i dont like have anything really planned out n also dont really plan on doing anything with this beyond doodles#settled on inspekta being a horse bc i want him capochin patty n king to all be earth ponies bc of like permanent having it ingrained from#being an mlp fan as a kid that earth ponies are seen as less special bc they cant use magic or fly n that fits for story similarities#bc inspekta n capochin hating on patty for projection reasons AND inspekta's replacement anxiety n envy of king who in the au#is the only other earth pony lined up to become an alicorn (bc again being specifically an fim fan since i was a kid ingrained in with fanon#that ponies that become alicorns are almost exclusively pegasus or unicorn bc of earth ponies not having as clear of a connection to magic)#in my mind patty is the main character like the bizzyboys are also main characters but its like how the mane six are the main six but#twilight is the MAIN main character its like that n then godpoke is her sidekick (like spike ig but like mysterious stranger style <- idk#what i mean by this) she gets to be the protag bc the type of character godpoke is in the game n how im fitting them to be in the au doesnt#really work for a protag role while patty can be more readily slotted into mlp protag shes the only bizzyboy who cares about solving in the#game (as shown in hobbyhoo) n i like her so she gets to be the protag v-v inspekta is still doing the whole like shit from the game just in#a different way bc of mlp related restrictions n tone differences. the episode where luna goes to nightmare night after being freshly reform#ed walked so milldread section could run however cobigail's deal does run closer to that episode that to the game counterpart but like witho#ut cob having been banished for a thousand years theres no rift in the au bc its. mlp so sort of vague direction is related to the tree of#harmony n like maybe thats how inspekta powers up for the two parter transformation. a thought i had for a workaround for how inspekta keeps#king isolated was maybe turning king to stone n hiding her in plain sight but while that would slide in mlp (they turn a child to stone in t#he series finale apparently??) it leaves a bad taste in my mouth from the ggg angle so probably gonna do something else#art comments both inspekta n cobigail's pony names are taken from ponies i already had inspekta's comes from a different mlpied thing#n cobigail's comes from a fankid (spelled like kandi corn tho bc fankid's a rave girlie) the rest of the gods get to keep their names aside#from maybe bauhauzzo (whos role is undecided) huzzle n click clack arent ponies bc i felt it suited them more huzzle gets to be discordesc#bc i think its fun if like this versions god of chaos wasnt evil BUT that angle is used as slander against huzzle by inspekta#n click clack's a breezy bc small n bratty (we will be ignoring that breezies are mortal if i remember right bc thats not relevant)
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One more horse before bed. ⏳️🐦
⚠️concept. Not final design ⚠️
#i wanna draw the other outfit she wore later on in the movie but ill do that tomorrow#im still thinking of a name for her but ik her cutie mark will have to do with glass.#basing everyones cutiemarks off what i believe they enjoy/are good at/ etc#i would do majors but we dont learn that now do we..#its obvious barb really loved those glass animals she had. so why not add that to her pony design somehow??#i based her eyes off season 1 r.arity btw so thats why her eye looks goofy. sorry about that#i was gonna make her a unicorn but her personality SCREAMS Pegasus...#☎️ my art.
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Got inspired to redraw this post but with the OT3:
(Because if sober!Chloe is affectionate, drunk!Chloe is a Force of Nature™ 😂)
Close ups under the cut, Image ID in Alt Text!
#pitch perfect#jeca#swansongs#beca x jesse x chloe#jesse/beca/chloe#ot3#polyamory#lipstick cat meme#myposts#myart#i need yall to know that this? this is the tip of the iceberg for my backlog of jesse/beca/chloe (SwanSongs) content#as soon as i get the spoons to finish describing all the other drawings for Image IDs it is OVER for you Pitches lemme tell ya#in the meantime: have a meme#also debating if i should tag this as beca and chloe's ship name too or if thats gonna backfire spectacularly 🤔#i think ill be holding off for now personally#....does jesse x chloe have a ship name? does anyone even ship it or is that the true unicorn of this fandom#much to ponder
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sorry i got overwhelmed with love for akira again
#stardust speaking !#they gave us one(1) anime headshot thats basically just the ingame one in the anime style#and im daydreaming#ITS DIRE OUT HEREEEEEEEEEE#also if we dont get animated canaria i Will be crying#sometimes i think of lesbian akira meeting canaria. falling in lov. abd then immediadetly finding out shes engaged#to a guy whos also named after a bird#the comedy for ME#i love akira. i love heartfelt akira whos a loser and keeps messing up in this new place and tastes the rain falling#'sage what r u doing we dont know if this rain is safe or not?!?' 'huh?!?!?!?!' JSJSJWJQKQKKWT.........AKIRA VS THE UNSEEN DANGERS#but also akira who DOES do cool stuff. akira who is scared and shaking but still shields owen when hes out of commission#against a UNICORN......(owen ends up doing the protecting but ykno). akira whos life is threathened but still#continues to speak to their wizards. akira who picks up shinos scythe to keep them safe#THEYRE SSOOOOOOOO scared and awkward but they do what they can#way more skilled at saying very sweet things and speaking from their heart. despite struggling with words when comforting ppl#theyre so charmy.................i lov akira............i lov both designs for akira......................give me an expression sheet for#anime akira NOW❗❗❗❗❗#im so excoted i desperately hope they capture the loser and the otome-route side of them#akira & cains back & forth stunning e/o with something smooth the other said is everything to me#i need that so bad#(its like always unintentional too!!! theyre both just speaking from their heart!!!!!!!!!!!#also rly need akira freaking out over how prettt everyone is. i NEED the 'are all of them models or something wtf' in there#guy who spends like 5 sentences in a row describing someone as handsome
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Drifting Stars AU: Mabel gets sucked into the portal before Stanford could come out and the portal shuts down, leaving her in that dimension with Ford while Stan and Dipper have to find a way to turn that portal back on.
(New one that I just saw) Reverse Drifting Stars AU: Ford comes back but the portal doesn’t turn off and it’s Stan and Dipper that get sucked in instead (although from the comment I read, it was just Dipper that gets sucked in which is also heartbreaking).
Other Gravity Falls AU’s if you’re confused>
Reverse Falls AU: their personalities are reversed and instead of the happy silly Pines family that you know and love, they’re the manipulative arrogant Gleeful family that everyone hates. The Pines (read: The Gleefuls) are cold-hearted and (in most cases) has the Reversed-version of Bill wrapped around their finger. Reversed-Bill Cipher (named Will Cipher) is a whiny, sensitive, baby-like version of the dream demon.
Fight Falls AU: Everything is almost the same, except for the fact that Mabel and Dipper can fight well. They got into a lot of trouble at their school and was sent to Gravity Falls so that more trouble wouldn’t happen. Dipper and Mabel are great fighters and have a much more sensitive temper but Dipper is still a nerd and Mabel still has a fun imagination (Just more secretly) Bill Cipher (Named Kill Cipher) loves violence—which isn’t out of character—and is mostly there to not only torment the town but also encourage the twin’s violent nature.
Monster Falls AU: Everyone’s a creature! You can switch up what creatures these characters are but most of the fandom has agreed that Dipper is a deer centaur , Mabel is either a mermaid or a unicorn, Stanley is a gargoyle, Ford is a Greek-style Sphinx, Wendy is a werefox or a moth-person, Soos is a clay golem, Gideon is usually a vampire, Pacifica is either a gorgon or a unicorn, Robbie is a zombie, etc. Bill Cipher is a humanoid hunter with a triangle-shaped head.
Reunion Falls AU: this is Mabel and Dipper but they’re separated at birth. Dipper usually lives in the mystery shack and it’s Mabel that visits years later for the summer.
Relativity Falls AU: Everyone’s age and role is switched. Stanford and Stanley are now the young pine twins going to visit their great uncle Dipper and great aunt Mabel (or just Great Aunt Mabel if you decide to have Dipper lost in the portal) for the summer. (Personal favorite simply because I like the older Mabel and younger Stanley dynamic).
Nightmare Falls AU: In this one, Dipper and Mabel are raised by Bill Cipher in a dimension called the nightmare dimension, and are demons. Dipper is depicted as popular but mean, only cares about helping his twin and causing chaos. Mabel is depicted as shy, creative, and secretly more powerful than she lets on (although they are both supposed to be equally powerful but whatever). Bill Cipher, their adoptive parent, encourages their violent and chaotic tendencies. Not many people touch up on this AU. But many should.
Transcendence AU: This one is really popular. If you’ve been in the fandom for longer than a year, you might’ve heard of it. The story often changes but apparently in the original version, Bill dies due to the Transcendence. Before he passes, he leaves a small part of himself in Dipper who turns into a demon. Or half-demon. I think this is where the whole ‘Alcor the dreambender’ thing began (Even though Dipper’s Demon name would just be Ursa Major and he’d be a star demon).
Demonic Twins AU: This time, the twins switch with Bill Cipher. So now Bill Cipher is Bill Pines (maybe Will is there too) and Gideon summons two demons, Mabel and Dipper, who are evil but aren’t as chaotic as the original Bill.
Crystal Falls AU: literally just the Steven Universe mixed with Gravity Falls. They all have different gems and such. I can’t exactly explain it, considering the fact that I’ve never read this AU nor have I watched Steven Universe, but it’s as it sounds.
ANYWAYS THATS ALL FOR NOW, YOU CAN USE THIS POST IF YOU WANT TO TRY AND REMEMBER. LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANY AND ILL MAKE EDITS!
#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls fanfiction#gravity falls fan comic#gravity falls finale#gravity falls fic#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford#stanford pines#gf mabel#bill x stanford#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#dipper and mabel#gf dipper#dipper pines#double dipper#stanley pines#gf stanley#bill ci the triangle guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the demon guy#god that’s still funny#this is going everywhere I need this famous.#gravity falls bill
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THE FINALE
once upon a time I hit timmy turner with the pony beam and then this happened
notes under the cut!
Little Wisher (timmy)
-he's a pegasus because I felt like 'dimsdale' sounds like it would be a pegasus town fsr
-I figured he'd be a blank flank sense he's only 10
-I considered 'wishing well' as a name instead but thought little wisher sounded cuter
-I find it bland that when someone ponyifies a character with brown hair they just make them brown so while in the original post I did include a brown version I much prefer him in purple~
-Wanda and Cosmo get to keep their names, They're still fairy godparents, their species is closely related to the breezies
Pineapple Square (spongebob)
now that I think of it he could probably keep his full surname of squarepants but just 'square' sounds like a dessert so I like both
-I considered making him a merpony but decided I wanted all of them to be ponies and make the diversity in the type of pony instead
-I also considered making him a pegasus but I felt being an earth pony would probably fit better
-I also considered a number of cutie mark options, but sense a lot of ponies have cutiemarks related to their job I felt a spatula would make the most sense. I added some fun flowers to go with it though :3
-I like to think the equestria equivalent of bikini bottom would be a town on a beach thats on the outskirts of equestria, and that it's full of a bunch of different species and not just ponies
-fndjsanfk drawing fluffy hair is so fun :D
Neutronic Sprinkles! (jimmy)
-original was gonna be 'sprinkle Neutron' but I don't think it runs off the tongue well
-anyway I'm naming him Sprinkles because apparently some people call sprinkles 'jimmys' and his hair looks like icecream
-this is also why he gets to keep a nuetrual brown color scheme because chocalote ice cream
-so i ALMOST made him a unicorn, but then I reconsidered, because i felt him being an earth pony would make him being a super genius much more impactful, like, unicorns tend to be associated with the science-stuff and invention and innovation of Equestria. generally speaking at least. additionally the apple family has got us under the impression that country/southern=earth pony and retroville is in texas so *shrug*
-His cutiemark is the symbol from his shirt, I think he probably got his cutiemark earlier then most, and plenty his age are still blank flanks
Scifi Phantom (or Phantastic) (danny)
-his name came to my mind immediately, idk why really
-he's a unicorn mostly because no one else is
-in his pony(non ghost) form he has black mane and light blue coat, his cutie mark is a purplish planet with a ring, and some snowflakes around it, it turns blue in his ghost form
-I figured it would make sense to keep his cutiemark concealed as Phantom, sense that's probably 'secret identity 101 in equestria
-in pony form his tail is just basic spikey and short, as a ghost it's all fun and spectral!!
#nicktoons unite#kyukyudraws#my little pony#mlp#mlp fim#danny phantom#jimmy neutron#the fairly oddparents#timmy turner#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#crossover
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he's here :3c
i haven't even finished my current playthrough of bg3 but i'm already thinking of my next one. a durge that tries their best to be good, but is such a coward. they won't fight with the emerald grove, but they won't fight against it either. sometimes they do good things to ease the guilt of what they've done to others. they feel guilty about doing things just bc they feel guilty. they're a bard, all of their confidence is a performance, all of their quips and charm practiced a thousand times over. there's a pattern to it - to everything. but deep down they're such a coward. they're so scared of the tadpole and not remembering their past and of dying and they just want to get out of here as fast as they can. then they find out about their past. they're more afraid than ever, afraid of their father, afraid of who they are. when it comes to it, will they have the courage to stand against their father? or will they take the easy way out, and gain the safety of immeasurable power at the cost of numerous lives.
and it can be worse, they can be romancing astarion. they both have a similar choice, to do what's right, or do horrific things in order to gain power that corrupts, corrupts so that there is no room for fear, not anymore
#oc: nøkk#his name is nøkk and he's a bard#YES he plays the violin#i think. when i was making the original post i already had a violin for him in mind#but i got stuck on naming him so i went to scroll name generators and wikipedia to no avail#and then i was like. wait. im making a manipulate manwhore. and hes blue. reminds me of water#and then i got reminded of näkki (a water. i guess spirit (using that word very loosely here) who is like a shapechanger woman who lures#kids into deep waters to drown)#and! ofc he's trans bc he's my character#the similar creature in other nordic countries' mythology is usually male and plays the violin so. y'know#a very uncreative and on the nose name but we all know thats how i name my characters#something silly but fitting that lets me go 'fun fact! --'#go to the wikipedia article for nixie and select ''the nordic countries'' tab and read it and you'll see how perfect it is to give that nam#to a dark urge character. stop reading when it starts talking about horse form#also its such a fucking dumb name. imagine being called fucking. fairy or unicorn or something like that#anyways enough on me dunking on my naming habits#look at my boy#if you don't count the character creation screenshots. nøkk is with his eyes closed in almost all of my screenshots#stop blinking boy#oc: nøkk text
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Saw the notes... got inspired by the silly! MK would absolutely be confused over the baby stone monkeys but also really think the little clones are cute. He uses the explanation Wukong had given him about the babies being clones of an old friend he'd kept preserved until they eventually morphed into a pair of actual baby monkeys to the Noodle Gang. Tang is of course, extremely excited to meet Savage and Rumble because these are basically Sun Wukong's kids and the mystery of who the baby clones original self was gets added to the cork boars alongside Wukong's baby daddy!
Macaque, jealous and feeling betrayed: WHO DID YOU HAVE A CHILD WITH!?
Wukong: You, idiot.
Ha yes! Was rambling in the notes here about the Penumbra au (with some SlowBoiled sprinkled in).
MK rambles about the babies to the rest of the gang (and theorizing thats why Monkey King needed a successor), and the while gang are "aww"-ing at the thought.
The adults have concerns.
Pigsy: "Wait, how old are they? What is he feeding them?" MK, thinking: "Uhhh super tiny-old? Monkey King said the shadows he preserved turned into newborn babies some weeks ago. He keeps them in his shirt so I don't know how he feeds them." Pigsy, concern growing: "He's probably on that island without proper food for himself..." Sandy, also concerned: "And there's a lot of good vitamins one can't get from just fruit and transformed hair. He'll need some ginger tea." Pigsy, already in the kitchen: "And some soup! Tangy! We need some fish heads!" Tang, nerding out: "Are we forgetting the huge fact that these are newborn Spiritual Monkeys!? We're talking like baby unicorns here! This is a major discovery!" Pigsy, handing him a list: "Just get me these ingredients and I'll forgive your tab!" Tang, diligently grabs list and shopping bags: "Okie dokie!" MK: "Eh? Why tea and soup?" Mei: "Odds are the Monkey King is the babies' only source of food." MK: "They're eating him?!" Mei: "Bruh. Boobs." -_- MK, embarrassed: "AH. My bad." >_<
So yeah Sun Wukong quickly gets the adults knocking on his door with big pots of soup and tea for him to take. He's touched by the gesture, but a little startled by how fast the gang were to appear on his doorstep.
So of course MK has to deal with wanting to become stronger faster (can't do certain training when the twins are in the way), and runs into Macaque.
MK takes one look at the black fur, red face marking, and shadowy powers, and thinks "omg! he might be the shadow babies' other dad/clone-original!!" - but holds the knowledge to himself for the moment.
Eventually MK gets a text from Mei during his additonal training, and she sends him an adorable photo of the twins. Macaque overhears.
Macaque, very serious: "Who are they?" MK: "Oh! It's just my friend Mei!" Macaque: "No. I mean the baby monkeys." MK: "Oh haha. Well... the big reason Monkey King can't train me as hard as he can is cus he's got... them." Macaque, grabs phone and glares at the photo: "WITH WHOM?!" MK: "Whoa! You're uh... kinda upset." Macaque: "Of course I'm upset! My former ma- friend had cubs without me!" MK, thinking Mac cannot be that dense: "Wut." Macaque: "What's their names?!" MK: "Zàoyīn and Bàoliè." Macaque: "He named them Rumble and Savage?!"
This of course leads to a confrontation where Macaque has drained MK's powers and is now knocking on Wukong's door demanding to know who fathered his twins.
Wukong: (*opens door with the twins tucked into a skin-to-skin top. Looks a bit sleep-deprived.*) Macaque: (*angry frown*) MK: (*waves nervously cus Macaque dragged him over*) Wukong: "Wondered when you'd get here." Macaque: "Let me see them." Wukong: "Say please. You're not setting a good example." Macaque, forces self to calm down: "Ok. Please let me see them." Wukong: "Thats better." (*Wukong loosens his shirt, letting the twins' heads to poke out. The twins stretch awake as Wukong kisses their heads. A pair of six-ears flutter like that of a kitten as one yawns loudly.*) Macaque: (*quiet. eyes glistening*) Wukong: "Plums, are you crying?" Macaque, trying to hide tears: "Who- who did you have them with!?" Wukong & MK: "Wut." "Seriously!?" Macaque: "They're too beautiful to be mine!" Wukong, sighing: "You literally left behind two shadow clones before you left the island. Shadows that I... had trouble letting go of. And I might have broken some rules of magic to keep them around." Macaque: "You... donated your dao to preserve them??" Wukong: "Yeah. I didn't want to like... lose all of you just yet. But about a few weeks ago they sort of collapsed into themselves and popped out like this." Macaque, doing math and suddenly blushes: "OH." MK: "What oh?" Macaque: "Shadow clones aren't like hair clones. They aren't extensions of the original's body, but rather their soul. When Wukong donated his dao to my shadows - we accidentally, uh... inmaculada." MK: "Omg I was right! You are their dad!" Macaque: "Ok yeah. Uh, here's your power back by the way." MK: "Wut." Macaque: "I had this whole revenge plan in the works but uh, knowing that these little guys are here, I just can't." Wukong: "Aww. Is that the only reason?" (*flutters eyelashes*) Macaque, still blushed: "And I uh... kinda am really touched that you couldn't let go of my shadows after all this time." Wukong, smugly smiling: "Knew it." Rumble & Savage: (*fully awake, now grabbing Macaque's face and chirping excitedly!*)
Macaque quickly turns from "edgy shadow version of Monkey King" to "super-adoring dad" once he meets the twins properly.
Rumble and Savage love having their Papa back.
#slow boiled stone egg au#lmk penumbra au#lmk rumble & savage#lmk eclipse twins#sun wukong#six eared macaque#liu er mihou#shadowpeach#lmk mk#qi xiaotian#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#breastfeeding tw#lmk aus#lmk#lego monkie kid
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here me out, miguel w a daughter who adores mayday
Babysitting Mayday! // Miguel O’Hara x Daughter!Reader X Mayday Platonic
✮ fem reader!
✮ teen reader WOOO
✮ reader is hesitant on looking after mayday at first but warms up
✮ i think thats all??
✮ SEND MORE IDEAS FOR DAD MIGUEL!!
✮ i got a lil carried away w the req 😭
You scrolled through your phone absentmindedly, too caught up in the thoughts running wild in your head to realize the front door was open. You also failed to hear the loud clamor of Peter eagerly dashing down the hallway. What brought you out of your head was Peter’s frantic calls of your name. He waved his hand at you, smiling widely. Mayday, who was on the baby carrier that was wrapped around his chest, babbled cheerfully, clearly mocking her father’s giddy attitude.
“Peter, what are you doing here?” You turned off your phone and tossed it aside.
“I’m here to lend Mayday over to you!” The smile on his face grew impossibly larger. Mayday threw her cubby fists up in the air, kicking her feet back and forth as she let out a gurgled “Yeah!”
“Wait, what?”
Peter put his hands under Mayday’s armpits and lifted her up. “Yeah! Miguel told me that you’d love to take care of Mayday.” He placed Mayday on the couch, chuckling softly at her when she flopped forward onto the couch. She pushed herself up and shook her head, her rumpled ginger hair swayed along the action.
Peter set his hands on his waist and turned his attention over to you, his smile dropping at your aghast expression. “Did he tell you?”
“No! He didn’t tell me.” Your eyes trailed off to Miguel’s bedroom where he was peacefully sleeping, unaware of the situation that was unfolding in the living room.
“Oh…” Peter frowned, unclasping the baby carrier around his chest. “I’m sorry to dump her on you, kiddo.” Peter’s genuine empathy did lessen the annoyance of the whole thing. He looked truly upset for you. “I wish I could take her back but I already promised to take MJ out on a date.”
The mention of his date made you notice the crumpled black suit Peter was wearing. His suit was crinkled and untucked, and the white button up was pooling out of his jeans. His tie was loose and sweat stains were seen on his shirt. His hair which looked like it was styled properly before he came rushing over here became messy and unkempt. Peter toyed with the cuffs of his suit, flashing a charming smile at you. “How do I look?”
“Oh, uhm—!”
The loud trill of Peter’s phone saved you from the inevitable truth. He jumped at the sudden noise and fished his phone out of his back pocket, walking away from the living room and into the hallway to privately talk to who you assume is MJ.
You look over to Mayday and weakly smiled at her. “I’m stuck with you now, huh?” As if she understood you, she clapped her hands together, smiling back at you.
Peter comes back, placing a large bag filled with Mayday’s necessities and what not. He quickly informs you of Mayday’s schedule, what to feed her, when to change her, and other things you dreaded doing. He finished his rambling with a loving kiss on Mayday’s forehead and chaste goodbye with you.
The front door closed and you were officially alone with Mayday for the time being. You awkwardly looked over to Mayday, a small snort leaving your lips as she rolled back and forth on the couch. Though, your laugh was cut short when Mayday rolled too close to the edge. You let out a gasp as you reach out for her and catch her in your arms with ease.
“Jesus, Mayday. You almost hurt yourself!” You tell her, knowing she couldn’t fully understand you. Mayday only giggled in response and began clambering out of your hold. This is going to be a long night.
The loud joyful shrills of a little baby sounded in the house, disrupting Miguel from his nap. With a groan, he got up from the bed and slipped on the unicorn slippers you gifted him for Father’s Day. He let out a yawn and he sleepily shuffled out into the living room.
“What’s with all the noise?” He grumbles out, bleary eyes blinking harshly under the bright light.
His question was answered with little Mayday darting past him, giddily squealing as you chased her. Miguel rose a curious brow, watching you scoop Mayday into your arms. “I caught you!”
“Why is Mayday here?” He squinted at Mayday, letting out his signature sigh. He treaded his way into the kitchen to make himself his coffee.
Mayday crawled out of your arms and wrapped her legs around your neck, resting her little body on your head. You placed your hands on her tiny knees to root her in place as you walked over to Miguel.
“Apparently, you told Peter that I’d babysit her today.” You looked at him with such an accusing look that Miguel had to roll his eyes. “Oh, I did?” He put a pink princess cup under the coffee maker and watched with tired eyes how the cup filled up with his bitter coffee. He was using the coffee cup you gave him when you were little. Removing the cup out of the coffee maker, he took a quick sip before smirking at you.
“I don’t remember saying that.” His voice was a mix of amusement and sarcasm. To mask the growing shit-eating grin on his face, he brought the cup back to his lips and started drinking from it.
You gasp dramatically. “Yes, you do! You did this on purpose.”
“Don’t act like taking care of Mayday is so hard,” Miguel said, ruffling Mayday’s hair with his hand. “Isn’t that right, mamita? She’s just being dramatic, isn’t she?” Miguel spoke to Mayday in his baby voice. She babbled in response.
Miguel plopped down on the couch, sipping his coffee as he grabbed the remote. “I didn’t want to babysit her for another time so I told him that you’d babysit her,” Miguel says, surfing through the channels to find anything that piqued his interest.
Your eyes widen in realization. “Is that why you took a nap in the afternoon? So he wouldn’t see you?”Mayday’s hands gripped onto your hair, pulling and playing with it. “Ay! Mayday.” You grabbed her sides and removed her from your shoulders. Your fingers grazed her stomach, and squeals of laughter left her as you tickled her. Her hands let go of your hair in the process.
“Yeah,” He takes another sip of his coffee. “I told him I was busy with work.” A light chuckle escapes Miguel. “I don’t know why he believed me. I’m off on Saturdays.”
With Mayday in your hands, you decided to drop her on him for revenge. You dropped Mayday on his chest, her body tumbling down his chest and onto his thighs. “Careful with my coffee!” Miguel scolded, jerking the hand that held the coffee cup away from the destructive toddler.
“My bad.” You laugh, laying down on the sofa. Mayday notices you laying down and waddles her way over to you, flopping herself onto your stomach. You run your fingers through her hair, soothing Mayday to sleep.
“She’s so cute.” You whisper, smiling at Mayday who’s curled up into a ball on your stomach. “She reminds me of you when you were younger,” Miguel says softly, his heart warming at the sight of you and Mayday.
Your mouth drops open in shock. “I was not this crazy as a baby.” You couldn’t remember the last time you were able to sit down in peace ever since Mayday arrived. There was no way you were as energetic as her.
“Oh, you don’t remember, but I do.” He shakes his head in amusement. “You pooped and peed everywhere—“
“—Okay, okay! I don’t see the reason why you needed to mention me crapping and pissing everywhere.”
Miguel fights back a laugh as he shrugs. “But it’s true.” You scoff playfully, your eyes moving to the TV screen to watch whatever Miguel put on.
A comfortable silent blankets the three of you. As your eyelids begin to droop, your hand cards through Mayday’s hair one last time before you knock out. The stress of today finally catching up on you. Though, you couldn’t complain. Mayday was fun to have around. Maybe babysitting Mayday wasn’t so bad.
#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#miguel o’hara x reader#miguel ohara#miguel ohara x reader#miguel o’hara x daughter! reader#miguel spiderman#miguel x you#miguel x reader#miguel o’hara x teen! reader#miguel spiderverse#miguel o’hara x kid!reader#miguel o’hara x daughter!reader#miguel o’hara x y/n#miguel o’hara#mayday x reader#miguel o’hara x reader platonic#mayday x reader platonic
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Rabbids in MLP
I can't draw propper rn so take old doodles, sketchbookings, and my rambles.
a little while ago I designed a species that's basically Rabbids in the MLP verse. I couldn't think of a name then but now I wanna call them Lunamorphs✨
it's all based on mlp comics lore that I didn't even know...
basically if a spell is casted on them, they keep a bit of that magic! making them very annoying to deal with.
of course after all that, I thought of how the M+R Rabbids would be in this world. I knew I wanted them to take place in G5 (so Peach can have a phone) and I could have just dressed them up as Mario characters but cuz there's 5 of them and G5 is kinda about them studdying the past, I decided they can be dressed up as the Mane 6 -Twilight. (personalities based on characters apperance like OG)
they would have somehow obsorbed their magic to a strong enough degree that they look like them aswell as have some of their magic. making them in the present day one of the closest connection to the heroes long gone. however they don't know much about the heroes they're all based on cuz theire encounter with them was brief, probably thinking they were cool and thats it (even though said encounter would have actually been the Mane 6 trying to get rid of them)
UPDATE? I figured out the story better, their relationship to the mane 6 AND what magic they obsorbed..
then me trying to figure out what the colour theory should be...
I REALLY want their fur to be the colour of their element/what their magic colour would be if they had horns (which no one says it, but the unicorns magic colour is the colour of their cutiemark, unless that doesn't look good then it's the colour of their eyes)
it's annoying cuz just matching the fur colours looks the best but it's not accurate to my own rules!! × ﹃ ×
I could also not give them clothes and making appealing designs would be allot easier... but... shut up me!
I settled on these colours and this RP/Rarity design
#rabbids#fanart#my art#mario + rabbids#ubisoft#doodle#mlp fim#mlp g4#my little pony#mlp g5#mlp oc?#creature design#mythical creatures#mlp comics
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Fins and magic~
Yandere Mermaid 1a x mage gn reader!
Glad to be in @lady-ashfade collab event I hope you enjoy!
In a world where mystical creatures like unicorns, witches, dragons other animals that people think weren't real are considered rare valuable treasures or pieces of history that need to be protected and cherished, which sounds good but it was way more darker
Since people discovered that even a picture of a creature worth over 200k dollars people started to try and hunt down the creatures and take them to labs to study which can be described as hell and torture so mystical creatures are forced to hide their powers and change their identity to look more "socially acceptable" in order not to get caught
And thats where you came in you're just a regular high school student who lives alone with their pet cat in a small cozy house by the tides and beaches the reason you live out here but you like the water and view and there are more special items that can go to your potions, you would collect seashells washed up seaweed, sea plants and more! To the point people looked at you, some called you weird and some called you an explorer which gave you the nickname sea collector you didn't really mind the name and you honestly thought it was cool!
One day while you were gathering some items on the beach this time it was some seaweed for a potion-breathing potion you heard someone whimpering and smashing around you looked around to see where the noise came from and you landed on a small Rocky Hill peaked down to see a girl with a single black ponytail with Rudy red tail crushed under some rocks squirming helplessly
You looked around to see if the coast was clear and slid down to help her when the mermaid saw you her claws came out and started hissing and growling "Hey hey I'm just here to help you I swear" You slowly went up to her trying to feel of the rock her tails crushed under and you heard her hissed turned into a whine in distress "it's ok...I'm gonna help you I swear!" You said with a reassuring smile the mermaid calmed down a bit still in pain but seemingly trusting the human
You then begin trying to lift up the rocks you manage to pry off 2 out of the 3 rocks the 3rd rock tho was budged in there deep so using your hands was useless, you then got a stick and tried wedging it between the rocks then pushing down on it trying to open the gap enough for the mermaid to finally free itself quickly crawling its way into the water safety while you cheered for her at the end of the shore
You were about to walk away when you saw something shiny and round In the water you squinted your eyes a bit realizing it was a big pinkish white peral shiny brightly in the moonlight you held it observing it looking around to where it came from and saw there you saw the mermaid again smiling at you then disappearing into the sea
It's been a couple of days since you didn't see the mermaid again but her pearl still shined brightly ever since the day it was handed to you
But Other than that, everything's been acting weird around you, like there would be small pieces of jewelry and other stuff suddenly washing up in front of you, whenever you leave your stuff at the shore like your sock, pen, marbles, etc it's suddenly gone never to be returned and you swore you put it far away from the water
Another then if you would multiple figures from, the water watching staring directly at your house for a few seconds then jumping back Into the water .... Yeah after that incident you started making sure your doors and windows were locked up shut before you sleep
....
Momo couldn't stop thinking about you, your soft h/c hair, your adorable face, your everything! She just couldn't! She would always watch you from afar behind a rock Watching as you observe a piece of an item washing up on the shore momo blushed she had never seen a cute little mage like you she just wanted you to take you down with her so you could be with her forever but reality struck knowing humans and mages can't survive I the water
Izuku was the 1st to know his friend's strange behavior Watching how she suddenly left after the pod dinner and brought a piece of the fish to the shore when he asked her one time she said she was going to feed the shark mermaids which was weird since Kirishima, is the only shark mermaids they know for now
Izuku then talked about it with Iida and I thought it was weird too so the Two boys followed Momo one day and hid behind a rock behind her, a hour has pass as they saw nothing, iida just thought that momo just wanted to watch the humans so when he was about to swim out of his hiding spot nand izuku panicked trying not to blow thier cover all 3 of them stopped when they saw the human
Iida and Izuku couldn't pay attention to what they were doing like they were under a spell, you were so beautiful in their eyes the way you giggled and had fun playing with your pet and ran out, the way your h/c hair flowed in the wind, and the way you were running around without care so free in those things you humans call legs, the 3 mermaids were all so mesmerized by the new human they have to have you heck WANT YOU
Momo turned around and saw the 2 mermaids staring at Her human she snarled at them, causing them to flinch back "Why are you staring at what's MINE" "yours?! Since when did you claimed them?" Izuku said glaring at the female iida broke the two of them up "now its not the time to fight let us go before the other humans see us" izuku and momo both stared at each and reluctantly agreed
they quickly swam back to their cove where they were met with the other mermaid tribe all suspicious and worried about their whereabouts, iida then reassured them it was nothing but Izuku interrupted him saying they saw a kind human, a magical human! everyone then gathered around the three of them asking questions about the mage, "they were so lovely their laugh their hair and everything" "perfect to be a mate.." iida murmured just imagining the possibility while momo glared at the both of them
"Noah they sound so manly"
"and cute!"
"Maybe they'll perform magic with us!"
"Do you think they'll like dead fish as a gift"
"OF COURSE NOT SCOTCH TAPE THEYLL PROB LIKE WHAT I BRING THEM"
Ever since then the mermaid fixation was all on you whenever someone mentioned your name they felt warm and fuzzy they wanted you to be their mate their little mage they would fantasize about you having a cute little mermaid tail would it be black Would it be orange would it be mult color or a great shade of f/c? Yea thatll prob suit you!
But they were all too scared to come up because the two-legged monsters were prob gonna hurt them so they came up with a plan to finally meet you! To be their mate~
you were sleeping soundly in your bedroom the only sounds you could hear were your soft snores, your cat's soft purring, and the waves accompanying your room until the pearl started to glow brightly, you glanced at the glowing pearl and grabbed it, you grumbled trying to find an off switch "Follow the music..." you jumped hearing the sudden whisper in your ear you looked around seeing who was responsible but you heard it again this time it was coming from the now glowing pearl..
"Listen to the pearl follow the music"
You were confused until you heard some music playing You know where and tried looking around to find where was this music coming from, you looked out the window and realized it was from outside but it was cold so you grabbed your slippers, a scrap your jacket, the pearl and your staff and stuffed them in your bag and looked closely out the window one last time to observe where the song was coming from you heard some singing a male singing...
You look quite divine tonight~
Here among these vibrant lights
You slowly open the door and creak the open peeping to see where was the beautiful singing from... realizing it came from the ocean you grab put on your slippers get your bag and staff and quietly go out the door observing the beautiful singing It was so addicting and alluring.
Join delight surround us as we sail~
Signed yours truly the whale~
You then heard multiple people joining in the song not just men but women too... you looked around desperately to try and find the singing voices looking around in the water then suddenly you see it no them
Joy's Mirage's kingdom come
No one left at stake
You then see about 20 mermaids in the water coming together and singing a beautiful song your eyes widen as you go closer as the mermaids all spot you the mermaids are in shock at your beauty giggling and gossiping at one another about you, you then suddenly blush in embarrassment, Momo then swam u to the shore and reached out her hand to you, you hesitated since you spotted her sharp claws but momo gently smiled signaling you they were gonna harm you, you then pulled our your arm to the mermaid and she sniffed it a bit and hugged you tightly
You blushed and were adored by her sudden action it made the other mermaids jealous so they all swam up right beside her with open arms trying to do the same which you giggled "Guys guys! I got enough hugs for everyone" You then went up to each of them and hugged them, they then started to introduced themselves with gifts along side it as a greeting
Izuku: a con shell
Iida: a chain necklace with a cotton cap
Shoto: a shiny small crystal
Tsuyu: a shiny rusty fork
Ochako:some beatiful coral
Bakugo: a Shark tooth bracelet
Denki: a worn out watch and a kiss on your handn
Mina: a pretty pink dead seastar
Sero: a dirty looking doll that look like you
Kirishima: Shiny Rock
Momo: a adorable pearl necklace
Jirou: some sea flowers!
Hakagure: a Musicbox
Ojiro:a Cup!
Sato: some Gold coins
Aoyama: a Mirror!
Koda: a torn up plushie!
You put the gifts in your bag and thanked them when you saw how the sun was going up soon you had to leave "I'm sorry guys I gotta leave soon I got to school in the morning but we'll meet each other every day!" They all whined they didn't want you to leave them so soon! Momo even gripped your hand a bit hard but you Glanced at her and smiled "I promise!" You quickly got her hand out of her grasp and quickly left waving behind her they all waved and shouted bye at you as you left their sight to their sadness
They didn't want to say bye not yet not ever! They'll find a way.. they'll do anything for you to have you by their side forever~
Dolphin divider by @anitalenia (for the cute dolphin dividers!)
#yandere bnha#yandere ua#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yandere mha#yandere class 1a#yandere boku no hero academia#yandere anime#yandere vs yandere#yandere blog#yandere my hero academia#yandere fanfiction#romantic yandere#yandere#yandere harem#yandere poly#yandere mermaid
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intro (bmf?)
my name is allie! im 13, my pronouns are she/her, i live in illinois, im an introvert, and im bi. (i think)
things i like are sleeping, reading, listening to music, playing mario kart, baking, walking, blogging, and editing.
my favorite books are solitare, i was born for this, radio silence, girl in pieces, the perks of being a wallflower, red white and royal blue, dead poets society, a good girls guide to murder, if he had been with me, and they both die at the end series
my fav artists/bands are melaine martinez, lana del rey, conan gray, billie eillish, olivia rodrigo, boygenius, phoebe bridgers, beabadoobee, dominic fike, sabrina carpenter, cigarettes after sex, tv girl, the neighborhood, and radiohead.
my fav shows/movies are heartstopper, 10 things i hate about you!!, skins uk, girl interupted, i beileve in unicorns, american horror story, outer banks, young royals, gilmore girls, k-12, fear street, the notebook, monsters (lyle and erik), stranger things, twlight, beautiful boy, & the perks of being a wallflower.
my favorite drink is diet coke or water, my fav color is light pink, white, and blue, and my fav season is fall.
thats all dm me or smth if you wanna be friends?
#heartstopper#solitare alice oseman#victoria spring#osemanverse#alice oseman#tori spring#charlie spring#bmf#be my friend#intro post#blog intro#introduction#pinned intro#friends#friends?#books#music
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Innocent!Reader x Stepbrother!Paul Part 1
Word count: 1,490
Summary: Paul’s dad remarried your mom. You and Paul are close. He is very protective of you. You go to him one evening feeling strange.
Warnings: Masturbation, Oral, Sexual intercourse, Fingering, Cum kink, Voyeurism, Exibitionism, Public, stepcest, Daddy kink, incest.
Part 2
Paul had just gone to his room for the night. You had been walking around the house in just t-shirt and panties making his dick hard as a rock. You have no idea what you do to him. He even knows you take birth control. Not that you know what it’s for. He was so pissed when he found out and confronted you. You not understanding why he was upset for you taking something for your cramps. He finally calmed down after you said that.
A few hours later he hears moaning and frustrated sighs. He heads over to your room and slowly opens the door a crack. He can see you thrusting your bare pussy on your unicorn stuffy that he got you about a year ago and getting upset not being able to cum. He rubs his throbbing cock through his sweats.
He slowly closes the door quietly and heads back to his room. As soon as he is in there he yanks his hard throbbing cock out of his sweats lying down on the bed. He jerks off thrusting into his hand and cums hard thinking about you cumming on your stuffies thinking of him. You thrusting into your stuffies, head thrown back moaning in front of him showing him how well you can cum for him. Squirting all over your stuffy. Nine white rope cover his bare chest. He hears a small knock on his door. He tucks his hard cock back into his grey sweatpants and opens his door, knowing it will be you giving up on getting yourself to cum. Knowing you will see his large load on his chest and hopefully want it inside you. He answers the door still panting from the hard orgasm he just had and his chest covered in wet cum.
“What’s the matter Y/N?” He asks seeing your upset face. His cock throbbing in his sweats. His cock making a large tent. Your eyes get drawn to the bouncing massive tent. You quickly look back up with a pretty blush now covering you cheeks. Paul smirks at this.
“I feel weird Paul.” You tell him in a small voice as he ushers you in.
“Weird how beautiful?” He asks you as you sit on his bed. He moves to sit against the headboard. You kneel beside him still facing him.
“I feel tingles down there.” You say pointing to your pussy.
“You feel tingles here.” Paul says cupping his hand against your pussy. You moan out and rub against his hand enjoying the feeling.
“Yeah,” You say.
“Bunny, do you want me to make you feel better?” he asks you using the nickname he always uses for you.
You got the nickname when you bounced in his lap and made him cum in his pants. Not that you know thats why you got the nick name. You were watching a movie and got excited.
“Please,” You beg him.
He pushes your panties to the side and slides a finger inside you.
“Wow bunny, you are wet.” He says you blush trying to look away while still trying to thrust into his finger.
He pulls you into his lap and you feel something hard poking you in the butt. But you get quickly distracted by him adding another finger into your pussy.
“More please,” You beg.
“More what bunny?” He asks with a smirk on his face as he stops fingering you letting you bounce on his fingers.
“I don’t know,” You whine.
“More, please daddy,” He replies wanting you to copy.
“More please daddy,” You beg.
“Of course my princess. Always. I will fill you all full.” Paul tells you as he lays you down and moves in front of you.
He takes off your panties giving them a large sniff before he drops them on his floor. He then pulls your tee shirt off of you. His eyes go straight to your nipples. They are rock hard calling out for him. He sucks on them and rolls them between his lips. He lightly bites down on them and you arch your back with a moan being ripped from your lips.
“Shhh baby girl. You don’t want to wake mom and dad.” He tell you. He pulls his sweats down to release his cock. It hits his abs with a thwack. Your eyes get wide seeing the size of it. It’s massive.
“What’s that?” You ask him touching the head of his cock. It twitches and spits out some precum.
“That’s my cock. You always make it really hard for you. So hard that it hurts. It’s going to help your tingles go away.” He tells you.
“Oh,” You say taking the precum on your finger and sticking it in your mouth. You love the taste. Paul moans out at the site of you licking the precum off your finger. He takes his cock in his hand and slowly feeds it into your pussy.
“Next time I’ll let you suck it till you get lots of tasty cream out of it. If you’re a good girl.” He says.
“Yes, Paul.” You say with a moan as he enters into you fully filling you up to the brim. You feel like you are being split in two but love the feeling. You never want it to stop.
“It’s daddy, bunny. Remember.” He reminds you.
“Sorry, daddy I forgot.” You apologize.
“How does it feel baby girl?” Paul asks you.
“So good, daddy,” You reply.
Paul begins to thrust into you at a pace that might actually be able to get you off. He pulls out and pushes back in watching as your pussy grips his cock tightly. As he pushes in and pulls out you and him can both hear the wet sound of your pussy. He grips your hips pounding hard into you almost as if he is trying to flatten you into the mattress. He has his fingers in your mouth to muffle your moans.
“Fuck, baby girl daddy’s almost there. I want you to cum with daddy.” Paul says You nod. “ Daddy wants you to cum like you do all over the unicorn daddy got you.” He says as your head tips back your back arches. You close your eyes as white flashes across your vision. You squeeze hit cock tighter and squirt soaking Paul. His thrusts become more irratic and shallow. He cums ropes coating the walls of your pussy and womb. He pulls out and his cum pours out of you. He pushes it back in with his fingers.
“You don’t want to lose daddy’s cream,” He says with a smile. “How does bunny feel now?”
“Good,” You reply your eyes getting droopy. You fall asleep in his bed his cum dripping down your thighs.
He jerks off to the picture of you in his bed like this every night. He cums a large load on his chest and pulls you to sleep on his chest. Getting excited to see you walking around the kitchen tomorrow morning, his load dried to your cheek and thighs.
His cock getting hard and throbbing thinking of your mom and his dad seeing that. Maybe his dad's cock gets hard knowing his son came on his gorgeous step daughter. He's seen his dad rubbing his cock through his pants to you before. He's also seen his dad cum in his pants when you bend down to look into the fridge lightly brushing the tip of his cock with your ass. His dad has almost no self control. Next time he will let his dad watch you give him a blow job while dripping all over the floor.
He can't ignore his throbbing cock anymore he rubs it a little slower trying to drag it out but he can't hold of his orgasm long and cums six ropes across your back where it will dry overnight. You shift your arm your hand wrapping around his cock to hold it in your sleep. His cock gets half hard. Him way to tired to cum again he falls asleep him pinching one of your nipples.
He wakes up in the middle of the night to him rolling your nipple in his fingers, you thrusting on his thigh in your sleep moaning. You jerking him off in your sleep. You squirt on his thigh, marking him as yours. He cums with a breathy moan thinking about fucking another girl with your dry cum on his thigh and his dry cum all over you. He cums getting it all over your face. You lick your lips clearly enjoying the taste. He pushes you down to put his still throbbing cock in your mouth. He cums again short after down your throat. You just swallow in your sleep, loving the taste. He pulls you up popping your nipple in his mouth. He falls back asleep sucking on your nipple like a baby would.
#smut#twilight smut#female reader#innocent!reader#reader x paul lahote#innocent!reader x paul lahote#stepbro!paul lahote x reader#stepbro!paul lahote#stepbropaul lahote x innocent!reader#paul lahote#paul lahote smut
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Battlevest :D
i think ive never posted my battlevest here so there ya go
closeups and yapping under the cut
the duck pin is my most prized possession that i got from the thrift im so happy i found the little guy also i removed some spikes from the jacket so my partner can lay their head on my shoulder without it hurting
my best friend made the lil frog guy hes so silli
and also unicorn and cloud because why the fuck not??? and an old coin from my grandma
dey is the german they btw i got that pin on a pride parade, the guitar pin is one of my favourite things i got him on a fleamarket in barcelona and the soda tabs are names king snek cuz thats the snake king
flesh tma cuz i love the flesh in the magnus archives
and just band patches, the usual
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ok i've been chipping away at this Thing for a long time and i think it's finally ready to be vomitted out into the internet. without further ado, here is my
Stupid-Long List of Trevor Headcanons
divided into chronological sections !
((the NSFW shit is hiding at the bottom))
CW's for: mentions of drugs/alcohol, addiction, cannibalism, violence, gross sex stuff. typical Trevor things
and heres a gif of him cuz ig thats the tumblr thing to do idk i never made one of these lists b4 :x
the past
• he's a scorpio and the reason he has a scorpion tat on his hand is bc he's like. very mildly into horoscopes. he was born some time in november
• he doesn't have a middle name cuz his mom didn't give enough of a shit to give him one
• despite playing hockey and golf as a kid, he was never really that into the sports themselves. he only did hockey because he saw it as a way to beat up other children and not get reprimanded for it, and he did both in the hopes of being good enough at something to earn his mother's praise for once (it did not work :()
• hates his dad bc of how he treated his mom and is glad he abandoned him at that shopping mall when he was a kid
• he (w/ Brad's help) would play "pranks" on (aka BULLY) poor Lester during the north yankton days. some fav pastimes included (but were not limited to): pantsing him, hiding his walking cane, and replacing his asthma medication with laughing gas
• was highkey jealous of how easy Michael could get girls during the north yankton days. when he actually was able to convince a girl to come back home with him, he would make sure to be loud as hell about it so that Mike would know he wasn't the only one getting chicks
• all of his hand tats and a lot of his other tats were done in prison, even tho he was only in for like 6 months
• prison was a mixed bag for him. on one hand, anal. on the other, having to restrain himself from arguments and physical altercations so he could get out early on good behavior
• went thru a breakdancing phase in the 90's (i THINK this one might be canon. idk. could've sworn i've heard him try to tell Lamar this in an attempt to impress him. pls feel free to prove me wrong or right)
• one of the scars on his eyebrows is actually the result of getting a fresh eyebrow piercing ripped tf out during a barfight in the 00's. prob for the best that it was cuz we all know that shit wouldve ended up getting infected and rejecting out of his face anyways
• he moved to Sandy Shores not just because it's nice and isolated, but because it was the place most opposite of north yankton he could think of. never any snow. he absolutely fucking hates cold weather and snow because it reminds him of a certain bank heist that happened in '04
• between Ron, Chef, and Wade, Chef was the first one he met after moving to Sandy Shores. they used to cook meth together in a trailer out in the desert (another one that i THINK is canon but im not sure idk. it all blurs together, idk whats canon and whats not anymore, my brain is too rotted from spinning Trevor around in it like the world's most dried out little shriveled husk of a rotisserie chicken for the past three years, the fog is coming, yk how it is)
• he acquired Liquor Ace the same way he "acquired" the Vanilla Unicorn. the previous owner just mysteriously disappeared one day. nobody in Sandy Shores cared tho once word got around that the new owner was gonna start cooking crystal in the upstairs and selling it
• yk how in the game he said that his heart momentarily stopped once cuz he put an axe thru a power cable? he did that cuz the power had gone out in the middle of him watching an Impotent Rage episode he hadn't seen yet. for some reason (was prob very high and very angry) he thought that he could bring the power back by hitting the sparking wire with an axe. it didnt work. he smelled like overcooked bacon for a week afterwards. he enjoyed that part tho
the present
• he makes Ron cut his hair with a pair of rusty kitchen scissors when he needs a trim. he used to go to the nice barber lady in Sandy Shores but got banned after loudly moaning about how good her nails felt on his scalp once
• once smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale. Wade witnessed this and found it extremely impressive
• he'll eat pretty much anything but he especially likes foods with strong flavors. salty, sour, super sweet, spicy, etc cuz his taste buds are SHOT from the years of smoking/drug abuse. he abuses condiments, especially hot sauce
• thinks that any restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru is a "fancy" restaurant
• LOVES candy cuz the meth has given him a major sweet tooth, but prefers anything with chocolate over fruity/gummy candies
• has a weird fascination with eating raw meat.....of any kind. except for sushi. he thinks sushi is "fancy prissy city people food"
• also has a weird fascination with making stews/soups similar to the eyelid one that he tries to feed Michael in that one cutscene. it's the only type of food he knows how to cook. may be a comfort thing for him because microwaving a bowl of canned soup was the most effort his mother ever put into making a meal for him when he was a kid. and she did it like, twice, maybe. he for sure remembers both times very clearly tho and considers them to be some of his fondest memories
• will go for days without eating anything solid before finally sitting down and consuming enough food to feed a family of 5. sometimes he just like. forgets that eating is necessary for survival
• can open beer bottles with his teeth. between that and the meth habit, its an absolute miracle he still has all his teeth
• go-to pizza order is a large meat lover's. he tries to make vaguely sexual passes about "loving large meat" at the poor pizza delivery guys every time he orders delivery. does not tip, but will say shit like "hey, if you come inside i've got a little tip for ya" while the delivery guy quickly vacates the premises
• honestly? i think there is a good 50/50 chance on whether or not he is ACTUALLY a cannibal. maybe he posters as one cuz he likes the reactions it incites, maybe he genuinely enjoys the psychosexual intimacy of consuming the flesh of another human being........ who knows !! not knowing is half the fun :)
• ok ok hear me out u know that stupid tiktok sound that was going around a couple years ago that goes "hi my name is carmen winstead -- HAAAAAHHHGGCHH" ??? look it up if u don't cuz that's what his snoring sounds like. the fucking "HAAAAAHHHGGCHH"
• once he's asleep he is out like a fucking light. guy could sleep thru nuclear war
• is not opposed to drinking hand sanitizer when out of other sources of alcohol. it tastes just like the shitty moonshine Ron makes in his backyard anyways and gets him even drunker so why not !
• hates horror films bc they make him angry. at least, any of the ones where somebody survives at the end. thinks the murderers in them are stupid. starts yelling shit at the TV like "HE'S GETTING AWAY YOU STUPID FUCK,, WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!"
• believes baby pink and orange are "his colors"
• will sit on his sofa or bed and try to shoot any cockroaches scurrying around his place with a pistol for funsies when bored sometimes
• enjoys playing darts at the Yellow Jack with anyone who'll play him but absolutely fucking sucks at it cuz of his shaky hands. accidentally threw a dart into another bar patron's head once. will rage and insist his opponent cheated when he loses. will then get physical if anyone tries to tell him its impossible to cheat at darts. is much less of a sore loser when playing with Mike, Frank, or Lamar tho he will still grumble about losing for up to hours on end afterwards
• is an illegal immigrant bc he never became a US citizen. does not own an actual ID, but has several fakes lying around, all with fake birth dates and fake names that are wildly varying levels of believable
• will absolutely flip his fucking lid if Wade comes around him while wearing Juggalo face paint
• speaking of Wade. yk how he has a shitty tattoo of his own name on his arm? (at least i think he does. i tried looking to see if he does and i couldnt tell so now im unsure if thats just yet another detail that my brain completely made up or smth that i actually saw). ANYWAYS, Trevor gave it to him (stick n poke. it was a longggg process but Wade didnt mind too much cuz he was high at the time and consented to it beforehands anyways) when Trevor first "took him in" cuz he kept forgetting his name and got tired of referring to him as "Hey, you" (which Wade did not respond to most of the time anyways)
• is an ugly crier. like, a butt-ugly crier. snot, drooling, wailing, red face, the whole nine yards and he is loud as hell about it too
• loves back rubs cuz ofc he does he's an old man. often makes Ron or Wade give him massages
• his boomer-ass super-zoomed-in LifeInvader profile pic was taken by Ron. it took them a dozen tries before they got it
nsfw
• he sucks at eating out.........kinda? but what he lacks in precision and consistency he makes up for with sheer (sloppy. slobbery) passion. and endurance. can stay down there (and will, if you let him) for hours
• is not much better at blowing. "accidentally" uses too much teeth every time
• ~4 inches. MAYBE 4.5. good girth tho. not cut
• has a thing for chubby/thicc ppl
• is a biter and won't ask before biting so uhh watch out ! part of the reason for the above is bc there's more to bite
• loooooves loves loves to suck on things. fingers, necks, tits, dicks, anything. also looooooves having it reciprocated. particularly likes shoving his fingers in your mouth
• loves to involve mouths as much as possible. spitting/being spat on, the aforementioned biting as well as being bitten, eating food off of your body or having food eaten off of him, the type of makeout sessions that involve shoving each other's tongues down each other's throats.. anything that involves mouths and/or the motions of eating drives him fucking wild
• will beg you even when not explicitly told to when he's not feeling dominant. will beg and beg and beg and beg and it's hot but can also quickly become incredibly annoying
• but he LOVES to be annoying on purpose too. via the begging, or by teasing/edging, mocking, etc. loves to get a rise out of you and loves the attention (even if negative.. ESPECIALLY if negative) it gets him
• occasionally cries after sex. will expect you to hold him while he does. will start to angry cry and say you don't actually love him if you refuse
• now ik this one is nothing groundbreaking and seems to already be the general consensus amongst the Trevor enjoyers but im gonna say it anyways. he def has a thing for public/semi-public sex. be careful about sitting next to him while in any public space. he WILL try to touch on you and it WILL be in a way that makes it obvious to everyone in the immediate vicinity what's going on. does he do it on purpose as an exhibition thing? maybe...... does he genuinely think he's being slick about it? also maybe. if ur with him, expect to be banned from multiple establishments
• lowkey has a breeding kink in the sense that he loves to finish inside (not just bc it feels nice but also bc of the intimacy of it) and thinks that pregnant women are hot as hell
• is most likely infertile due to the years of meth use tho
• loves to both overstimulate and be overstimulated. just bc you've both climaxed doesnt mean he wont keep going for god-knows-how-long
..................andd that's all she (i) wrote. ty for reading !! i've got more shit to say about Trevor cuz ofc i do but this is already like 2k words so if u wanna hear my headcanons on anything specific at all,, pls do throw it in my ask box ! <33
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