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A batch of Artfight revenges!
Ciera for Hush-art on AF
Nakir for SugarInferno on AF
and Rowan Hawke for @proserpiiart !
#artfight#artfight 2024#team stardust#my square coloured background swag#i think thats gonna be it for me this year thoš#i got so sidetracked with uh coding#so happy with how rowan hawke turned out btw I LOVE U HAWKE. I LOVE YOU#my art
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dating an art student was so crazy I'm just thinking abt that one birthday I had where my ex got me stickers from the etsy of the person they were cheating on me with....
#they made them address the thank you note to me and everything ajskfjfkfb. i didnt know they were cheating at the time but wow...#every time i break out my sticker collection and see them im reminded of it. but i cant throw out the stickers theyre deltarune ones š#like they were a rly cool artist.... just unfortunate that happened š#the drama was insane. my ex only wanted to sleep with them but they (other person) wanted them to break up with me so they could date#but my ex dumped them rly harshly for suggesting that i guess 'romantic' cheating was a step too far even for them lmaooo#i heard abt their breakup secondhand and god could they be cruel sometimes. they made fun of the sex theyd had w them#to all their mutual friends n everything i actually felt so bad for the other person when i found out. at least our breakup wasnt that bad#i only finally got that cruel side of them directed towards me like a year after when they wanted us to stop being friends#but yeah. its also funny in a way bc my ex only suggested i had adhd bc the other person did too + struggled a lot with rsd#which i guess they found out when they broke up with them. and then looked at that and thought huh my gf is kind of similar...#and this was like. 2 years before i even considered i had adhd myself and sought diagnosis ahdkfidjcjdjfjfjfkdbfnf#this made me go look the other persons art page up on instagram + then i recognised some of their friends/flatmates art pages and i found#their (my exs that is) grad year film which is still being shown at animation festivals... good for them good for them#i dont think they have an art page themselves tho cuz they were always v shy and weird abt sharing art on social media#like everyone else except them is tagged on things... shame i wouldve liked to see what they were making now. even if we're not friends#also one of their old roommates made some REALLY similar squid game fanart to mine like a month after i posted it huh..#not mad abt it or anything i think its cool i just didnt realise they showed my art to their friends. thats cute#ah this was years ago anyway. getting my head out of the rabbit hole#im gonna go play some elden ring and then maybe do smth fun in my sketchbook we shall seeee#.diaries
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This just in, local struggler severely overestimates how much they can eat yet again. Left with half a bowl of ramen and a sad, sad heart
#speculation nation#it's homemade at least so im not wasting money on fancy ramen#but i Hate this man it sucks šššš#i keep losing weight bc i can never eat enough#and i was like 'ok lets make a ramen thats a good sized meal' but then i cant FINISH it#forced myself to finish all the eggs at least and now im just picking at the peas. ugh.#at this rate im gonna have to start drinking ensures more regularly again#bc i havent gotten to the underweight phase yet but if it keeps going like this then i will#like it was. excuse me talking about my weight for a bit but im a tad bit concerned about it#but back before i started adderall back in uhh. september?? i think?? or october???#fuck if i remember. been a few months tho. but also not That long.#anyways i was at like. 140lbs at the doctor and like 137lbs at home (relevant bc clothes weight. rest of this will be at home weights)#and ive had such shit appetite that ive been watching it go down and down. like at least a pound a week. sometimes two pounds.#and now im at 123lbs. which is a solid almost 15 lbs lost in like 3 ish months. which is kind of a lot when ur small to begin with.#also a little alarming when u see this happen like a pound lower between every shower. bc i tend to check before i shower.#& i often shower every 4 days or so. when im in the Rotting Era and all. aka i dont rly go outside much.#and like 123lbs still isnt bad for 5'3ā but i think 107lbs is the cutoff for underweight. and im halfway there.#and now see i was about this weight a few years back so in one respect it's nice to fit into some of my older pants again#but at the same time..thats too quick!!! thats not healthy!!!! but when i try to eat more i Cant!!! it makes me nauseous!!!!!#so back in early 2020 when i was dipping under 110lbs bc of meds stuff i got onto ensure and it did help. so maybe i need to again.#just..blegh. i just kinda feel empty all the time. like stomach-wise. but not Hungry. it's a problem.#gotta come up with ways to eat that dont rely on my stomach to tell me when to eat. bc it's definitely not doing a good job at that.#weight mention/#and like see ive been eating 2 meals a day on average but i was doing that before too!!!!!!#but i think it's bc i cant Finish my meals half the time that's really causing problems.#staring at my half eaten bowl of ramen very grumpily. it has now been long enough that it's kind of gross.#and my arms hurt. just bc my bone aches have decided to flare up again. very grumpy.#negative/#i guess lol
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having the everything happen to you at once is not fun, can confirm
#my art#doodles#my persona#it me#vent post#i dont think im gonna get anymore attacks done this year š#family drama w/ my cousin and his fiancĆ©e that stresses me out despite not being involved#bc i love them both dearly and theyre Going Thru It#having to mourn a friendship thats apparently been over for a year w/o my knowledge#and feeling like utter shit bc i considered them one of my best friends#and work barely giving me hours so stressing about all my medical expenses if this keeps up#AND to top it off. starting yet another new medication tomorrow#so who knows how thats gonna interact w all my other ones#im just tired. and sad. and feeling utterly worthless#trying to stay positive despite it all tho so Maybe i WILL get an art done before this years fight is over#cant discount the possibility of suddenly having all my motivation to be productive return#sometime in the next 24 hours#or maybe i'll just draw stuff for myself to cheer myself up! who knows!#i will not let this consume me. even tho ive let it consume me for several days. im fighting!#im gonna find a way to be positive thru this even if it kills me
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several days and 15 thousand words later, i am relieved to report that the suffocating urge to Write Something has been sated and no longer has me in a chokehold
#Seven.txt#writing stuff#thinking of that post thatās like āu Have To make art or all the ideas stay stuck in ur brain and make u sickā bc yeah thats been the vibe#wish i wasnāt so all or nothing about it tho. but alas. iām that way with everything in my life#i either expect 10k in a day from myself or i donāt write at all for weeks. or months :)#and my average pace is about 500 words per hour. so u can see. how that might be a problem. given how many hours are in a day.#and thatās obviously not sustainable. but idk if itās adhd or what but itās So hard to quickly start and stop tasks just Whenever#i struggle to be one of those ppl that can consistently write like. 500 words a day every day and then wow! soon you have a whole novel#nah. once i get myself in the Zone then iām Goinā and i canāt stop until iām Done or i collapse from ignoring my bodyās needs lmao#itās something i should make an effort to do though bc iād love to be consistently chipping away at things instead of working in bursts#anyways this is a lotta negative self-commentary for what is actually a Positive post! bc yay!! i wrote a thing!! Two things actually!!! š#i got the follow-up to last yearās Matt oneshot done And i wrote the next chapter of Heaven in Hiding after uh. a year and some months#i wanted to blow the dust off the olā keyboard by starting with writing some less. uh. high-stakes(?) stuff#not that i didnāt put my all into writing them. i always do. just that ik theyāll have less of an audience so ill cringe less if they suck#so then i can hopefully do justice to the [N]MbD stuff that iāll be putting out next! ehehe *rubbing my hands together* Finally#the next two [N]MbD fics r already written but the first little one needs a final edit#and then the Big one for. uh. someone (u kno who u r) needs a bit of rewriting i think. i wanna make it Better#so release schedule will be 1. Matt ā¢ 2. HiH Ch.3 ā¢ 3. [N]MbD small fic ā¢ 4. [N]MbD Big fic#then iām gonna write a lil Boothill comfort oneshot. then iāll edit/maybe rewrite and post that Dew (Ghost) OCD comfort oneshot#i āalso wanna keep writing the last couple chapters of HiH before i unintentionally abandon it again#and after/amidst all that maybe iāll manage to get ES Ch.6 written and posted before the end of the year š#anyways ik iāve made posts like this before. talking abt all these Plans of mine. and most of those things r Still stuck in the pipeline#so donāt put too much stock into this plan. i could have another Bad couple of months and get None of it done#but god i sure fucking hope not. iād really like to cling to my creativity. if for no other reason than that it makes me happy
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Ok but Jiro splurging and getting Ichi a little pocket guide to local bugs ;o; Heād carry it everywhere as a kid and itād get so bent and dirty but he learns so much. Bringing home bugs to his dad in his lil wire bug trap and rattling off bug facts while some of the girls are screaming for him to take it outside (cute lil Ichi being the one who handles bugs for some of the girls at Shangri-La who are afraid of them)
Iām sorry I dunno why Iām so obsessed with little bug guy Ichiban. Imagine him being young and watching caterpillars grow in class okay ;o; angel!!
oh so we're all on board with Bug Lover Ichi then maybe democracy does exist
#snap chats#i leave for a walk and casually comment 'ichi should be a bug wizz' and#pun intended#here come a swarm of asks š©#i do very much like the idea that jiro gets ichi a bug book for his birthday one year.......... thats so cute i love that...#he bringing that shit everywhere with him i prommy it always gonna be tucked away in his lettermen š#and ichi being the Local Bug Remover....... bless his heart... everyone mad at the roaches but hes just :( ? Theyre Friends :)#jewel beetles are MAD pretty i LOVE EM im sure ichi'd love em too..#and I Too consider nancy a sea bug of sorts... its only fitting its only right..#how the fuck a cicada molt in your car tho ā ļøā ļø LMAO good luck for things to come i guess#also in review i think i found a cicada /carcass/ instead of a shell- VEEEERY different#considering cicadas often represent rebirth and change and growth... that doesnt tell me good things about my future..#but thats just superstition right :) r :) right <:)#speaking of superstition the moo is Full And Yellow tonight like an expensive wheel of cheese#and tbh as pretty as they are full moons worry me: people can get weird during that time and my mom is no exception#coupled with the fact then when i got home my bro told me my sis- who was supposed to be home today- was sick#veryyyy bad omens ahead for me.....#in any case... i watched the deer king and WMA2 today :)#unrelared to Everything I Just Said LMAO BUT HEY MIGHT AS WELL REPORT IT#LOVED EM but i dont have the tags to talk about them both extensively... just know yall should give em a watch...#or at least Deer King.. that one's much easier to find with subs.... (but WMA2 is def worth the trouble)#ok bye i have work to do i got Another client during my walk ā ļøā ļø
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a sunday kind of love
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charles leclercĀ x interviewer!yn
Notes: Im not really a follower of the wag's so if your a "fan" of ASM you might not like this b/c she's a "villain" kinda (not really?? but idk) also this took me so long because nfl season started and im stressed š« ANYWAYS hope you like it rt's are appreciated !!!! ā¤
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f1gossip Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Saint Mleux have confirmed their split after messages where she admitted to using Leclerc for fame leaked by a mutual friend of Leclerc and Mleux.
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username1 ohhhhh and yall hated everyone saying that she had bad vibes š¤
username2 the season just ended??? bros gonna be alone for winter break š
username3 what about the messages of her being jealous of y/n interviewing charles š¤
ā³username4 i mean almost every driver flirts with her š ā³username5 i hope they get together honestly š¤·āāļø every time she interviews him he's smiley, even if he's had a bad race š„ŗ ā³username6 nahhh y/n was always a bit weird towards her, i wouldn't be surprised if she wanted charles ā³username5 SHE was weird, because when y/n tried to say hi to her she was being SOOOO fake š ā³username7 yeah there's a video of them first meeting and SHE looked y/n up and down then when y/n turned around she made a face...... so y/n is NOT the problem
username8 she hasn't been at any races since the belgian gp, so they had to of been broken up for like three months???
ā³username9 yeah i think so, the messages that were leaked were from early july don't know why it took them three months to say something tho ? ā³username10 maybe to not distract from him racing ?
username11 the friend ate for leaking the messages
username12 she really tried to lock him in with that dog š
ā³username13 he kept the dog in the divorce anyways š¤
username14 both carlos and charles in their single era š
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yourinstagram Bits of the 2023 season !! Looking forward to next year ā£
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username1 the lewis pic is iconic !!
maxverstappen Im an incredible artist
ā³yourinstagram in someone's eyes maybe ā³maxverstappen wtf ā³maxverstappen i take back every time i've said your my favorite reporter ā³yourinstagram well we both know thats not true ā³maxverstappen yeah your right š ā³username2 why do i love them š ā³username3 there interactions are always so funny š¤
username4 everyone's favorite reporter š
bengals Every NFL press room misses you !! But mostly us š
ā³yourinstagram I MISS YOU ALL TOO !!! š
š§” ā³username5 she went from interviewing 6 foot nfl players to 5 foot f1 drivers š ā³username6 the only reporter to make Burrow and Herbert smile after a bad game š„² ā³username7 she did nfl reporting ?? ā³username6 yep ! she did nfl and f1 reporting at the same time but the past two years she's only reported on f1 !!
username8 y/n being friends with all the drivers is my favorite thing
username9 Hi perfect woman!
charles_leclerc We got two pics carlossainz55 š®
ā³carlossainz55 We have to aim for at least 1 more next year š ā³yourinstagram you two are always plotting and scheming.... š¤Ø ā³charles_leclerc Lies ā³carlossainz55 Lies ā³yourinstagram right....
username10 literally breathtaking. a disney princess
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charles_leclerc so your in malibu ? š
yourinstagram maybe.... š
charles_leclerc well i may be in malibu as was well š
yourinstagram mhm what a coincidence š§
charles_leclerc sooooo charles_leclerc do you wanna get lunch or something ? charles_leclerc maybe tomorrow š
yourinstagram iād love too š
charles_leclerc i'll text you the details then i'll pick you up !
yourinstagram sounds perfect !! see you then š
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yourinstagram dinner and a date ā¤
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username1 GOD IS A WOMAN
username2 what a face š
yourbff with... who i think it is?š
ā³yourinstagram maybe...
username3 Keep shining beauty š«
username4 can whoever your on a date with fight ?
francisca.cgomes miss u already ā£ļø
ā³yourinstagram hope to see you soon beautiful šā¤
username5 my girl crush fr
username6 joe burrow and justin herbert just fell to their knees
ā³username7 so did half of the f1 grid... š ā³username8 unless it's one of them š ā³username6 burrow isn't in la but herbert is š¤ ā³username7 a hand-full of f1 divers are in la right now tho š©
username9 the type of picture i would put in a locket and take to war
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charles_leclerc Summer over. 2024 season here we come ā¤š
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username1 LEO LECLERC !!!!!!!!!!
username2 now who is that
username3 who is this diva?
username4 photo dump game is getting STRONGER
username5 HES ALIVE EEVEYONE CHEER
username6 THE LAST PIC ????
username7 I don't know which is more beautiful, the view orĀ charles
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yourinstagram A Sunday kind of love ā¤
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username1 now whose arm is that...
username2 ARE YOU READY FOR BHARAIN ????
ā³yourinstagram Sadly no !! I'll be back to work at the Saudi Arabian GP !!
username3 *bows to you*
username4 u serve like no one else
maxverstappen Hello..... š¤Ø
ā³yourinstagram whats with the face... ā³maxverstappen the cats were expecting a visit..... ā³yourinstagram OMG I FORGOT PLEASE TELL JIMMY AND SASSY IM SORRY ā³maxverstappen they wont forget this.... š ā³yourinstagram NO PLEASE I'LL SEND THEM TREATS AS AN APOLOGY ā³username5 i know they are just friends but they have so much chemistry it's crazy šµ
username6 youāre my roman empire
username7 both charles and y/n soft launching.... if 2+2 = 4 then.....
username8 This woman makes everything she wears look good
username9 THOUGHTS ON LEWIS TO FERRARI ???
ā³yourinstagram SO SO SO excited !!!
username10 well i adore u
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yourinstagram JEDDAH PHOTO DUMP !!!! My first weekend to start the 2024 season and what a weekend it was, glad Carlos is feeling better (we are appendix-less buddies now) max p1 checo p2 and charles p3 !!!!!!!! and a HUGE congrats to Ollie for scoring points in his f1 debut !!
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username1 Our princess is back!
username2 Youāre unreal, youāre such a masterpiece, youāre angelicĀ
maxverstappen I expect to be in every photo dump
ā³yourinstagram so sassy š
username3 how could anyone be this perfect
olliebearman Thank you !!!! š
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username4 We love you princess
francisca.cgomes Iām the leader of your fan club ā¤ļø
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username5 My favorite Woman is back!!!!
charles_leclerc The last picĀ is my favorite
ā³yourinstagram mhm wonder why.....š§
username6 The angel we all need
username7 i cannot get over how absolutely stunning you are ????? help
username8 Blooming š
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yourinstagram HELLO HELLO !!!! Australia, Japan, China, Miami PHOTO DUMP !!!! The start of the 2024 season has been a bit stressful but ALSO so so so fun
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username1 please hard launch soon i cant take the suspense š©š
oscarpiastri Some very intense racing going on in the 4th picture
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username2 y/n the woman you are, thank you for the picsš§š»āāļø
lilymhe Gorgeous angle š š¼
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username3 you've a bit more down this season š hope your taking care of yourself !!!
ā³yourinstagram Don't worry I am !!! The weekends can be a bit stressful is all, hopefully lessening the work load will help ā¤ ā³username3 sad if there is less y/n but glad your prioritizing yourself !! ā¤
username4 you always have the best bts pictures thank you š
username5 literally the it girl
francisca.cgomes You are everything and more š
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username6 serving cvnt as always
landonorris Im everyone's favorite part of this photo dump
ā³yourinstagram you keep telling yourself that
username7 Oh hi pretty girl
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yourinstagram Italy ā
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username1 Real life princess indeed
landonorris podium š
ā³yourinstagram who? ā³landonorris who what ? ā³yourinstagram asked... ā³landonorris wtf ???
username2 ik y/n freaked out seeing vettel š¤
username3 in italy but no gp ?? do you job š
ā³yourinstagram Yes ! I was at the race just not reporting, Luke who is an incredible reporter is going to be doing a few races this season. ā³yourinstagram Race weekends can be a bit overwhelming and hopefully having the option of letting someone else report we'll help lessen the negative effects of the job for both of us !!! Hope that answers your question āŗ ā³username4 "Hope that answers your question" oh she ate that š¤
username5 all the red..... she has to be dating either charles or carlos
username6 wait is she dating the dude in the 6th pic ????
ā³username4 nope !! thats luke gooding a reporter and he has a girlfriend !!
username7 yall need to stfu about who she's dating omfg
francisca.cgomes i love you pretty girl
ā³yourinstagram love ya š«
username8 ughh face card sister oml
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f1gossip Charles Leclerc and reporter Y/n L/n were spotted shopping in Monaco ahead of the Monaco GP.
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username1 this is so serious for me....
username2 YES THEY ARE DATING !!! they have not been subtle about it, they flirt in their interviews, charles has been posting her cats in his insta stories for WEEKS ā¦.
ā³username3 theyāve probably been together for a while honestlyā¦. glad they feel comfortable being more public tho š«¶
username4 they are being more public together while his ex is liking hate post about y/n.....
ā³username3 she's always liked weird shit on socials, so im not surprised lmao
username5 wait they were in cali at the same time AND y/n posted a picture saying dinner an a date....
ā³username6 so they've been seeing eachother for like 6 MONTHS ??? ā³username7 we dont know if they're together?? they were just hanging out... ā³username6 after the double date and this......i don't think it's really a question if they're dating š
username8 they are definitely hard launching this weekend
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charles_leclerc Happy birthday to the hardest working, sweetest, and most beautiful creature I've ever known, I adore you and love you more than you know ma chĆ©rie ā¤
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username1 IS HE QUOTING HARRY STYLES SONGS ???? MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS š
username2 I love this couple! So beautiful ā¤ļø
yourinstagram oh i love you so so much mi amor !!! š„²š«¶
ā³charles_leclerc You are my world š love love you ā£
username3 The way he is looking at her is every girls dream
username4 the way you tagged her on your heart š„ŗ happy bday y/n we love ya ā¤ļø
leclerc_pascale Happy birthday to my favorite girl ā¤ Always a smile on the two of your faces when i see you guys together ā¤ļø
ā³yourinstagram Awww love ya ā¤
landonorris lucky guy š
username5 It's not fair that you're living my dream, perhaps the dream of millions.
username6 The most gorg pair
username7 I donāt think there is a more beautiful looking couple on earth
username8 OMG MY PARENTSSS
username9 You guys !! Love looks good on u both āØ
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yourinstagram Monaco 24' !!!!! What a dream to see Monaco love you back mi amor. Such a sight to see you on the top step of your home race, you have deserved this win for so so so long !!! iām so proud of you and i love you endlessly ā£ļø
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username1 him blowing a kiss to her on the podium š„ŗ
charles_leclerc Thank you for being there ma chĆ©rie ā¤
ā³charles_leclerc I love you to the moon and back ā£ ā³yourinstagram love you my pretty boy šŖā¤
username2 did you tell the cameras to focus on someone else because you were about to cryā¦
ā³yourinstagram maybeā¦.š«£ - not just crying though it was VERY close to full on SOBBING š
username3 oh iām crying a little š„²
leclerc_pascale thank you for making our boy so happy my sweet girl
ā³yourinstagram thank you for making him easy to love ā¤ ā³username āour boyā āeasy to loveā i canāt take this today iāve already cried to much š«
username4 three cats and a puppy..... its a full house mama
username5 AHHHHHH ššš so so happy for you both šøš
username6 I honestly just wanna be like you when I grow up.
arthur_leclerc I am in possession of a picture of y/n sobbing if anyone wants it
ā³yourinstagram leo and cat privileges could very easily be revoked ā³arthur_leclerc My apologizesā¦. i was lying š ā³username6 he really said ā my apologies i wasnāt familiar with your gameā š
username7 yall are so cute im gonna throw up
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charles_leclerc Last but favorite photo dump from my Monaco weekend ā¤
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username1 you and y/n are the only people ever šŖ
username2 these two lovebirds ā¤
yourinstagram my favorite race winner !!! š„²š«¶
ā³charles_leclerc ā¤š„°ā¤
username3 You guys look like a dream
username4 you can tell how much it meant to charles to win this race
arthur_leclerc Congrats to y/n's boyfriend for winning the Monaco GP !!!
ā³charles_leclerc My favorite nickname š„° ā³arthur_leclerc The fact that i know you're not joking.... ā³charles_leclerc What's to joke about š¤·āāļø
username5 adorable the two of you ā¤
username6 charles monaco gp win you are and will always be everything to me
lewishamilton7 Happy for you man šā¤
username8 I'M SO SINGLE THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE
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All I Want For Christmas || F1/F2
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: sexual jokes
contains :: carlos, charles, lando, oscar, ollie, paul, pepe
summary :: they hard launch you on insta! yay!
xmas celly here! || f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist
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carlossainz55 : my most expensive gift to myself! love you forever @.yourusername
ā user 01: Conšgradšušlations
āÆā user 02: we never had a chance... šš
ā yourusername: mwah <3 love you forever
āÆā user 03: what about me :(
āÆā user 04: let her go bro... she's gone š
ā alexandrasaintmleux: so cute! š©·
āÆā yourusername: not as cute as you š
āÆā user 05: the prettiest wags ever
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charles_leclerc : my biggest win yet @.yourusername
ā user 01: GAWWDAAAMNN how does he find the most gorgeous women ever
āÆā yn_hater: she doesn't compare to alex tho :/
āÆā yn_biggest_fan: 43Ā°44ā²5ā³N 7Ā°25ā²14ā³E and you still live with ur mom š¤£
ā yourusername: no need to lie in ur caption but thank you love
āÆā user 02: i would never lie to u, just saying. (I'm 6'3)
ā oscarpiastri: welcome to the fam š
āÆā yourusername: gonna be an evil step mom to u >:D
āÆā oscarpiastri: but you're my real mom
āÆā yourusername: andddd now i feel bad š
Lando Norris | 04
landonorris : how i sleep knowing @.yourusername is protecting me
ā user 01: once again a beautiful girl with an ugly man
āÆā user 02: a beautiful girl with a funny* rich* talented* and hot* man
ā maxfewtrell: so this is how i find out i'm being cheated on
āÆā yourusername: š«µš¤£ LOL
āÆā user 03: the girls are fightinggggg
ā user 04: lando is confirmed a pillow princess???
āÆā yourusername: only the best for him
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oscarpiastri: just a chill guy with a not very chill girl @.yourusername
ā user 01: why would u post the 3rd photo šš
āÆā user 02: i think thats her crying after he won in baku??
āÆā user 03: but why is the photo taken in her house then???
āÆā yourusername: can't a girl be proud (i was crying for 3 hours still)
ā user 04: literally the nonchalant x chalant trope
ā charles_leclerc: congrats to you both! ā¤ļø
āÆā user 05: AWW OMG this is so cute
ā yourusername: when i come home i want u oiled up on my bed
āÆā user 06: OH...!
āÆā user 07: no one will match her freak
Oliver Bearman | 87
olliebearman: yes the pizza is armed... jk love you @.yourusername
ā user 01: Ollie if you hurt her....
āÆā user 02: I think we should be worried FOR him
ā yourusername: who are you...
āÆā user 03: ikrrrrr hes sooo weirddddd, come home to me instead!!!!
ā kimi.antonelli: congrats mate! blink twice for help!
āÆā yourusername: I know where you live.
ā user 04: I love beautiful crazy girls <3 she's so valid
Paul Aron | 17
paularon_: my biggest inspiration and supporter @.yourusername
ā yourusername: can't wait to boost the estonian population with you <3
āÆā user 01: mind you, it's 8am when i opened my phone
ā user 02: they're so fucking beautiful, i can't even blame (y/n) for being horny
āÆā user 03: their kids will be the prettiest ever
ā user 04: I KNEW THEY WERE DATING OMFGGGG I KNEW IT
ā dinobeganovic: GET A ROOM U FREAKS!!! (happy for you both!)
āÆā pepemartiofficial: AGREED! (congrats mate!)
āÆā yourusername: FUCK YOU GUYS!!!! (thanks guys)
Pepe Marti | 21
pepemartiofficial: BREAKING: proud to anounce that i will be with extending my contract with (y/n) for another year @.yourusername
ā yourusername: only a one year extension??? fake asf
āÆā chirstian.mansell: cause he's transferring to me after one year
āÆā yourusername: enjoy my sloppy seconds
āÆā gabyprentice_: its okay bby u can come with me
ā user 01: praying on their downfall purely so i can have a shot with (y/n)
ā user 02: yet another tall lanky awkward man with a beautiful girlfriend
āÆā user 03: (y/n) has always been into awkward men, not a surprise
ā user 04: Can't wait to see her face in the paddock, her face card is LETHAL
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WE SUFFOCATED OUR LOVE
a random number starts texting you and you decide to text back
Or, the bassist of your favourite band accidentally messages you and u fall in love
inspired by this fic š and my fav band the driver era
band!au, no quirks, text form, eventual romance
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September 18th
10:37 pm
Unknown: Ask Shiggy to grab me a monster on his way back
You: a monster?? are u 12ā¦
Unknown: Shut up and ask
You: sorry I think you have the wrong number
Unknown: No I donāt
You: lowkey u do..
You: r u trying to hack me
Unknown: Youāre still texting me so u would probably fall for it
You: okay ur still textjng me genius
Unknown: Texting*
You: Shut up.
You: okay donāt actually shut up
Unknown: Thought I was a hacker
You: maybe I wanna be hacked
Unknown: Is this flirting
You: maybe
You: r u really sexy
Unknown: Extremely
You: š feeling bashful rn
You: why r u drinking monsters anyways
You: Wait am i actually messaging a 12 yr old
September 19th
4:03 am
Unknown: Iām not 12 years old
Unknown: Iām 24
Unknown: And i drink monsters for energy
Unknown: And because they r yummy
Unknown: And cheap
You: omfg you donāt need a separate text for every word
Unknown: Oh
Unknown: Didnāt think youād be awake so late
You: well I wasnāt but SOMEONE is messaging me at 4am
You: also Iām 24 2
Unknown: Didnāt ask
You: kys
Unknown: Ok bye
You: pussy
You: why are u even awake so late
Unknown: Iām writing
You: omg š³ are u an author
Unknown: Lol no
Unknown: I write music
You: OMG
You: even better
You: what do u play
Unknown: Bass
Unknown: And I sing kinda
You: kinda?
Unknown: I sing backup mainly
Unknown: Or lead if Iām feeling extra generous
You: generous?
Unknown: To please all my loving woman fans ofc š«
You: EWW TF
You: DONT EVER USE EMOJIS AGAIN BRUH š
Unknown: šš.
You: literally throwing up alllllxover my room
Unknown: Weirdo
Unknown: Go to sleep
You: donāt tell me what to do š
Unknown: Okay donāt sleep
You: lowkey have to I have uni tomorrow
Unknown: Loser
You: shush
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September 19th
8:47 am
You: FUCK YOU
September 19th
2:30 pm
Unknown: Meanie š¢
You: i overslept because of you
Unknown: Were you up all night thinking about me
You: i dont eben know ur name
Unknown: Dabi
You: oh ur sooooo emo and edgy
Dabi: Shut up
You: nobody... understands youšāļøš„
Dabi: You gonna tell me ur name or what
You: Y/N
Dabi: Pretty name
You: dont stalk me plz
Dabi: No promises
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September 28th
10:02 pm
You: so if u dont go uni what do you do
Dabi: I told you i write music
Dabi: Am also in a band
You: wait are u like
You: successful
You: like do u make money from it
Dabi: Well yes
Dabi: Its my job
You: wait thats kinda cool
Dabi: Ā šĀ
You: take it back so fast
You: do u stream ur music on like spotify
You: let me listen
You: whats ur band called
Dabi: No
You: mid name but i will look it up
Dabi: I dont wanna tell you
Dabi: Not right now at least
You: r u like super famous
You: am i messaging harry styles rn
Dabi: Im sorry i kept this from u for so long
You: is 1D cming back
You: plz
Dabi: Never
Dabi: Narry ruined usš
You: HAHAH
You: HWO DO U KNOW WHAT TAHT IS
Dabi: I have a sister
Dabi: But seriously I'll tell you one day
You: how do ik ur not lying about ur music š¤
Dabi: [image attachment]
September 28th
10:13pm
You: MINABHABHAE
You: LOOK
You: OMFG
You: [image attachment]
You: HIS HAND IS ALL TATTED UP AND SEXY
You: AND THAT BASS
You: just creamed my pants
Mina: GIRL
Mina: you dont even know what he looks like
Mina: he does have sexy hands tho
You: sexy hands = sexy face
You: its litch science
Mina: ur so whipped and its been a week
You: uhm
You: ten days actually
Mina: ur not right in the head
September 28th
10:22 pm
Dabi: Did my incredible bass shock u to silence
You: i literally collapsed when i saw it
You: i like the blue
You: also ur tattoos are cool
Dabi: Thanks babe
You: mhm
You: yh
You: did they hurt
You: when u got them done
Dabi: Nah they werent too bad
Dabi: Worst was probs the ones on my chest
You: r u like alll tatted up
Dabi: I am
Dabi: That okay?
You: mhm
You: very cool
You: i want a tatto but im lowkey scared like
You: what if it hurts
Dabi: Ill get one with you
Dabi: Ill talk you through it
Dabi: Distract you from the pain
You: mhm
You: yes
You: very good
You: my roomates calling me ttylxox
September 28th
10:30pm
You: [screenshot]
You: hes SOO FLIRTING RIGHT
Mina: oh babe this reads like a porno
You: DFHBAJHF
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October 11th
8:37 pm
You: [link attachment]
You: listen to this song
You: LOV is the best band eva
Dabi: LOL
You: WHAT
You: its so good its my fav band
You: im seeing them next month
Dabi: Really
You: r u jelly
Dabi: Very
Dabi: If only i could be there
You: i think theres still tickets for sale if u acc wanna come
Dabi: You tryna see me in person?
You: mayhaps
You: ur just so mysterious
You: what if ur actually like a pedo
Dabi: The fuck
Dabi: Iām no pedo
You: okay cool
You: you can come to the concert then
Dabi: Seriously?
October 11th
8:47pm
You: MINA
You: PLEASE
You: [screenshot attachment]
You: SHALL I SAY YEA
Mina: UHM
Mina: YES
Mina: concerts are public so if heās actually a creep youāll be safe
You: OKAY
October 11th
8:50pm
You: okay omg
You: shall we actually do this
Dabi: Yeah
Dabi: You got another month to figure out if Iām a pedo
You: now I deffo think youāre one
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October 17th
6:45 pm
Dabi: Does this sound good
Dabi: [audio message]
You: WOAH
You: that sounds really good
You: is that u talking at the end
Dabi: Yeah my roommate walked in
You: ur voice is so deep
Dabi: Sexy right
You: gosh so modest too
Dabi: Iām working on a new song but I canāt tell if I like that riff
You: u should like it
You: itās very good
Dabi: Thanks babe
You: soooooo
You: can u show me ur band now š
Dabi: No š
You: š¤¬
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October 21st
8:33pm
You: what would u do if we meet irl and IM actually famous
You: like u pull up to the concert and Iām there but Iām actually like Jojo siwa or something
Dabi: Iād be a bit disappointed
You: u donāt fw jojo??
Dabi: No but sheās gay and Iād hope all my flirting was being put to good use here
You: hardee har
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October 25th
6:45pm
You: Iām supposed to be studying but
You: I canāt stop thinking if halloweeenš
Dabi: You going trick or treating?
You: i wish
You: unfortunately too old for that now
Dabi: Loser
Dabi: My little brothers 11 so I get to do it with him
Dabi: But I gotta act cool like I donāt wanna do it
You: IM SO JELLY
You: can I borrow ur little brother on the 31st of October plz
Dabi: No weirdo
You: sigh
You: Iām going to a party at least
Dabi: Oh yeah
Dabi: What are u dressing up as
You: me and my friend are going as monster high girls ššš
You: shes draculaura and Iām clawdeen š
Dabi: Sick
Dabi: U have to show me when you do it
You: gosh ur so obsessed with me
You: but okay
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October 28th
7:00pm
You: [image attachment]
You: the fit is ready
Dabi: Why arenāt u wearing it
You: im gonnna do the full reveal ON halloween
Dabi: Sigh fine
You: what are you wearing punk
Dabi: Punk š
You: LOL
Dabi: U canāt laugh
You: okayā¦
Dabi: You know that show curious George
You: HAHAHA
You: R U FONNA BE THE YELLOW HAT MAN
Dabi: You said u wouldnāt laugh š
You: NO ITS SO CUTE
Dabi: I got him a little monkey onesie
You: AWWW
You: THATS SO CUTE
October 28th
7:10 pm
You: [screenshot attachment]
You: when heās a good older brother ššā¤ļøš
Mina: okay bare minimum ššš
You: SHUT UP
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October 31st
6:00 pm
Dabi: [image attachment]
Dabi: Ur favourite childhood father figure
You: OMG
You: U GUYS LOOK SO GOOD
You: crazy how ur face is coveredš
Dabi: You love the thrill of the mystery
Dabi: Letās see ur costume
You: my party starts at like nine bruh š
You: im in bed watching movies
Dabi: Loser
Dabi: Imagine not trick or treating
You: u suck so much
Dabi: Ofc I do š
You: VOMIT š¤¢
October 31st
6:07pm
You: [image attachment]
You: Mina.
You: look at his ARMS IN THAT SUIT
Mina: itās bright yellow
You: HES CURIOUS GEORGE MAN
You: his little brothers the monkey
Mina: WAIT WHY IS THAT KINDA CUTE
You: IK
Mina: and he does look sexy in that button up
You: the tattoosš¤¤
Mina: love a man with a dark past š
You: god im so scared to see him
You: the concerts on the 10th
Mina: youāll be okay babe Dw
October 31st
8:30pm
You: [image attachment]
You: itāsā¦. A full moon.. I feel myselfā¦ changing šŗ
Dabi: Woah
Dabi: You look hot
You: omg
You: thank u
Dabi: Youāre pretty too
Dabi: R u wearing that to the concert
You: LOL NO
You: I havenāt decided yet
Dabi: U have to show me
Dabi: So I can find you
You: and how am I gonna find you
Dabi: Youāll find me
November 3rd
7:02pm
Dabi: [audio attachment]
Dabi: Listen please š
Dabi: What do you think
You: why r u acc good at this
You: I LOVE
You: yk it kinda sounds like LOV
You: I think youāll like their music
Dabi: Girl I listen to them
You: GIRL???
You: sassy man apocalypse is alive and well
Dabi: Whos ur favourite band member
You: hmmmm
You: I like the drummer
You: himiko sheās so cute
You: but the bassist š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
You: Touya
You: need him in ways I canāt articulate over message š³
You: uhm where did u go
You: did my thirsting freak u out
Dabi: No ur good
Dabi: I thought youād like the guitarist
Dabi: Shiggy
Dabi: Every girl is obsessed with him
You: yeah but Touya is all emo kinda
You: I love it
November 8th
9:00pm
You: [image attachment]
You: fit check for the concertš
Dabi: I love it
Dabi: Very Blue
Dabi: Thatās my fav colour
You: thatās why Iām wearing it??
Dabi: Blushing rn š¤
You: HAHA
November 10th
6:30 pm
You: On my way! now
You: tf
Dabi: Canāt wait to see you!
You: LOL SHUSH
You: im nervous
Dabi: Donāt be
Dabi: Im excited to see you
You: me too š
November 10th
6:50pm
Mina: be careful plz
Mina: thereās loads of people around but still
Mina: he could be a freak in disguise
You: I know babe Dw dw
You: Iāll keep u updated
Mina: good
Mina: r u gonna give him a biggggg fat smooch š¤¤
You: SHUT UP
November 7th
7:00pm
You: are you here?
Dabi: Yeah
You: omg
You: im scared
Dabi: Lowkey same
Dabi: But im so manly and strong so im actually not scared
You: LOL
Dabi: Okay wait
Dabi: I need to tell you smth
You: is this u telling me the pedo allegations r trueā¦.
Dabi: Before we meet u need to know
You: yeah whatās up?
Dabi: Idk how to say this without u thinking Iām lying but
Dabi: Iām Touya
You: uh
You: what š
Dabi: I just didnāt wanna tell you because I thought you might like
Dabi: Idk people r so weird about it when they find out
Dabi: And I didnāt want you to just talk to me because of that
Dabi: Especially when I found out u listen to our music
Dabi: Iām sorry I never told u
Dabi: Y/N? You there?
You: yeah I just
You: slightly confused
You: idk how to tell if ur lying or not
Dabi: [image attachment]
Dabi: Theres the face reveal youāve been after
You: what the sigma
You: okay
You: woah
You: so Iāve actually been dming a celebrity
Dabi: You prefer me or Harry styles
You: you deffo
You: but I think you knew that from my messages from before
Dabi: Yeah i remember
Dabi: Dw you can articulate all the ways you need me after the show
You: haahahahhahaha
You: ššš okay
Dabi: I have smth for you though
You: you do?
Dabi: Yeah
Dabi: Go to the back door where that scary security guy is
Dabi: His name is Spinner
Dabi: Tell him Dabi sent you
You: OKAY
You: :((( THIS IS SO CUTE
Dabi: You like them?
You: I canāt believe u got me flowers š¢
You: thank you!!!
Dabi: Thatās alright
Dabi: Okay I need to go warm up
Dabi: Iāll be looking for you in the crowd
You: Iāll be staring at you too
Dabi: I said looking
You: same diff
You: wait hold on
Touya: What?
You: nm nm
You: good luck for ur show š
Touya: Thanks babe
BONUS
November 7th
5:05pm
Touya: Toga
Touya: Toga
Touya: Toga
Touya: TOGAAAAA
Toga: WTF DO U WANT
Touya: If I was gonna get a girl flowers what should I get her
Toga: GASP GASP
Toga: WHO R U RIZZING UP
Touya: Literally fuck off never say that
Toga: is this that girl youāre always messaging
Toga: and smiling at ur phone š„ŗš„ŗ
Touya: Fuck off
Toga: IT ISSSSSS
Toga: IS SHE COMING TONIGHT
Touya: Yes
Toga: AHHSSHAHWHW
Toga: THIS IS SO EXCITING
Touya: Iām so happy ur having so so much fun
Toga: I so ammmmmm
Toga: but why donāt u ask her what she wants
Touya: Itās a surprise idiot
Toga: AWWWWWWWW
Toga: okay well if u wanna be so really romantic u could get her roses
Toga: or maybeee tulips or lillies
Toga: sheāll like whatevs u get her
Touya: Okay
Touya: Thanks
Toga: thatās okay lover boy šš„°
Touya: Kys
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THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE OH EM GEE but it lowkey took longer than I thought it wouldā¦ but i hope u all enjoyed šš
also y/ns messaging is literally just how I message.. I fear this is the most self indulgent fic Iāve ever written
#oneshot#fluff#dabi/reader#touya todoroki x reader#dabi x reader#bnha touya#bnha dabi#league of villains#toga himiko#toga himiko x reader#band au#b3ach bunn7#touya todoroki#mha dabi#dabi todoroki#dabi
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pov: youāre jensen acklesā controversially young gf (alt!musician!reader) part ii
read part i here, read part iii here
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gibson_g1rl better not be what i Think it isš¤Ø
youruser nah, itās actually just used joint filters and train flattened pennies from chicago
archiveofvirtue @/youruser TRAIN FLATTENED PENNIES???š
youruser @/archiveofvirtue cus theyāre coolšøšøš
vamps4y/n ONLY INHALE THE BEST
youruser EXHALE THE STRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!
suicideleopard is that the hearse we saw in carrollton?
youruser indeed !!!
suicideleopard @/youruser dude send me all the pictures you got
youruser @/suicideleopard omw bdš
pearlzier @/youruser BABY DADDY?!!?!!????!!????
youruser @/pearlzier well Yes!!
vamps4y/n @/youruser jensen will be hearing about thisš
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jensenackles Ahhh New Yorkā¦.. šš¤
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gibson_g1rl the brown heart emoji??? ohhh, y/n cooked hereš¤
hrtsy/n was just omw to say thisš¤š¤š¤
vamps4y/n iām gonna ask the question everyone is thinkingā¦ @/youruser did yāall link up or not??š¤Ø
youruser only got to see each other in passing yesterday, iām in florida rn for rockvilleš
pearlzier @/youruser ohhh thats fucked up, #universe let my parents see each other
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jackleswife let me sit on it
gibson_g1rl OH so youāre Gross huh!?
vamps4y/n ermm Aktuallyš¤āļø itās y/n to sit on
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y/ngirlies okay but when is the album coming out?
youruser eventuallyā¦
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yourbffsuser what a time weāve hadāØ
youruser it was definitely a time !!!!!
gibson_g1rl need to know where that shirt in pic 8 is from tho
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archiveofvirtue HEY GUY WHY ARENT WE TALKIN AB PIC 4!!!!??
pearlzier are we thinking the same thingš¤š¤
gibson_g1rl okay so weāre all on the same wavelength rn??š¤
deanluvr like thats GOTTA be jensenās hand ru kidding
hrtsy/n explain yourself love @/youruser
youruser @/hrtsy/n CAPTION !!!!!š
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jensenackles Just another night in Paris. Watching body parts explode on a giant screen. No biggie.
Are you guys ready for this?!?!
@/theboystv this Friday!!!
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hrtsy/n @/deangirlsride @/j2texas kay why essā¤ļø
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youruser the food was SO scrumdillyšø
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gibson_g1rl Y/N AND JENSEN IN PARIS AT THE SAME TIME LIKE ITS NOT A COINCIDENCEā¦ā¦.
jackleswife if itās real i might have to kms
archiveofvirtue girl BYE youāre weirdš
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vamps4y/n @/jasvtsc mama y papa liking iktrš¤
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ź© thank you so much !!! i hope you guys enjoyed reading thisšø all feedback, likes, and reblogs are greatly appreciated š
ź© this one is a bit more silly, a bit more drama.. things are starting to pick up a bit moreš¤ (sorry, but i just love a good slow burn)
ź© tags : @gibson-g1rl @pearlzier @jasvtsc @archiveofvirtue š lmk if you wanna be tagged and/or featured in the next part !!!!!
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I still can't believe they're charging THAT much for the shadow of the erdtree dlc... for like 2/3 of the base game price there fucking better be 100+ hours of content in there š¤Ø
#the dlc actually costs more than i paid for elden ring itself bc i originally got it for 40% off lol.....#just looking at it again bc every few days im like maybe i should preorder it... and then i see the price tag and š#to be fair i wouldnt put it past them to have 100 extra hours of gameplay bc elden ring is a fucking insane length already#but i dont know if i would even want to play 100 extra hours thats so much girl i work full time u cant do this to me š#ok im sure it wont be that long. but probably a good 30 hours i imagine based on how theyve priced dlc for other games#maybe 40 for me bc i like to explore things thoroughly....#i dont think their pricing is usually that unfair tbh. like yeah 50 quid is wayy more than i would pay for most games but im prolly gonna-#end up with a solid 200 hours by the time ive done absolutely everything so it is worth all that. and its so incredibly gorgeous#ive had days playing it where ive almost felt like its real like the sheer level of detail.... damn!!#i like the sound of the sote levelling system tho + some of the bosses look cool..... but im NOT playing it for a few months at least#im gonna need a longass tolerance break once ive 100%ed the base game. gives them time to roll out bugfixes for sote anyway#and idc abt seeing spoilers n stuff bc i waited 2 years to play elden ring + completed it + now have 140 hours and frankly-#i still dont know shit about the plot. sorry thal wasnt paying attention she got too carried away by her bloodlust#god forbid women do anything......#anyyywayyyy. im gonna play a little and then head off to bed. hope i can sleep better tn but we'll see w these meds innit#.diaries
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shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)
note: yes thereās the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.
warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes
part one
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chefboyardee: life lately
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syd_adamu: that pho was life changing
ā³ chefboyardee: i think it was the best iāve ever had
marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu
ā³ chefboyardee: leave my girl alone
ā³ richietheking: I knew you guys were lez
ā³ syd_adamu: we arenāt and you canāt say that
ā³ chefboyardee: oh.. we arenāt? ā¹ļøš
ā³ syd_adamu: š
carmyberzatto: š²š„
THE GOLDEN TRIO
[ 7:45 AM ]
y/n: did you see
did you see
did
you
see
ogmgokggkowkfofsk
syd: pardon??
what did richie do oh my god
did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day
fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad
marcus: nope i wish
y/n: he commented on my post šššš
syd: who
marcus: think about it
who else would cause this reaction
y/n: carmy!!!!!!!
i woke up to him commenting š²š„ šššš
syd: woah and the heart eyes?
y/n: no thatās my addition
syd: the bar is in hell
HES YOUR BOSS
y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??
marcus: yāall so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM ā¼ļø THE BABYāS UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA š©š¤Ø
syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????
y/n: bye im done
im leaving for work.
donāt talk to me ever again
done.
marcus: bye š
why do you leave so early fool
syd: so she can be teachers pet
marcus: smh always there before everyone
y/n: not true.
syd: i thought you werenāt talking to us
y/n: š
marcus: want me to bring yāall an iced latte again
y/n: ā¦. š
WORK
[ 8:15 AM ]
y/n: AYOOOO
great job cleaning up after work yesterday šš
richie: Is this a joke?
y/n: why would i joke about such a thing
carmy: Y/n what are you doing
y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty
carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no Iāll do it
This is not what I meant
y/n: well you yell too much
marcus: ouch
thatās my station š
carmy: Well clean it better
y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement
carmy: Not what that means
y/n: well notice how no oneās mad at me
im making alliances day by day
richie: Youāve worked here for two years and we are already friends
y/n: so youāre saying you arenāt my ally
richie: No
We are definitley in an alliance
y/n: love u richie
richie: Donāt go that far
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WE HAVE THE BEEF š„©
[ 3:25 PM ]
y/n:
he so fine im bouta cermmmmm
syd: ā¦..
marcus: :O
y/n: why are you acting shocked
like i havenāt said this daily
tina: Woah girl who?
y/n: HUH
richie: Iām not in the picture I donāt get it
syd: letās just keep working before carmy notices
tina: I donāt care Iām on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..
marcus: she was talking about me you guys
y/n: the guy in the back
oh i mean yeah marcus
tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..
y/n: we are having an affair
marcus: no itās about me
richie: I didnāt know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..
tina: Something aināt right. No way they are.
marcus: we arenāt itās just our sense of humor
y/n: i was just being funny!
tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?
syd: came out of the office and said ājust cuz weāre slow doesnāt mean you can play on your phonesā ššÆ
tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?
y/n: what no
tina: Well I wouldnāt blame you. Heās cute
y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT
its the tattoos isnāt it
richie: You have to be fucking joking
tina: I was playing..
y/n: im confused
syd: that was cruel
marcus: who cares itās not a big deal
y/n: so you donāt think heās cute tina?? ā¹ļøā¹ļø
tina: No he is cuteā¦ for you š
y/n: this is humiliating
richie: Iāll tell him
y/n: NO
stop
sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY
richie im not joking iāll put a bomb in your floorboards
richie: Iām just fucking with you kid
tina: This isnāt over.
THE GOLDEN TRIO:
[ 3:40 PM ]
syd: y/nā¦.
marcus: you look like a ghost y/n
y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc
iām done im so done
marcus: stop looking so sad itās making me feel bad
syd: itās okay! just be thankful it wasnāt to the work groupchat with him in it..
marcus: true it could be worse
y/n: i guess so
thank you for trying to cover for me marcus
marcus: anytime you know i got you
syd: letās get back to work before we start looking obvious
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lust for life - ms47 & cl16
ā° pairing: mick schumacher vs charles leclerc x fem ! senna ! haas ! reader
ā° summary: what happens to mick and y/n's relationship when y/n is chosen as the new ferrari driver alongside her childhood karting crush, charles leclerc?
ā° a/n bit of a spicy one for my first sma! big sorry to mick fans :-( also this is set in late 2022!
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mickschumacher Summer lovin' @ynsenna
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landonorris mega goals
haasf1team you two š«¶
username ok but why didn't she like the post ??
username lmao what are you implying
username calm down its not that srs
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ynsenna š¤·āāļø
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danielricciardo in your mindfulness era š§æ
username girl where is your boyfriend š
username wtf weirdo all her posts dont have to be abt him
username yk shes her own person right?
username her not posting mick is sending mee
username caption š³
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wearetherace RUMOUR ā ļø Ferrari are considering Y/N Senna for the 2022 season, and have been in talks with Haas to release her from her 2 year contract early.
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username YES YES YES
username finally she can get out of that shitbox š
username she'll just be trading one shitbox for another tho
username expect lots of crashes for ferrari š
username she hasnt even crashed out once this season...
username stfu misogynist
username side eye
username bye im so happy for her.
username isgt shes gonna win a championship just like her dad
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f1gossipofficial Celebrations for Y/N? The driver was seen partying hard last night at E11even club in Miami through several close friends' instagram stories, and was captured leaving with an unknown man close by her side in the early hours of this morning.
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username NAURRRR I KNEW IT. THEY BROKE UP
username so mick wasnt there ???
username doesnt look like it š
username no apparently just some "guy"
ā°āā¤ username yeah who lwk looks like charles
username dont call me crazy but i swear thats charles with her in the last photo?
username why is nobody talking about the fact that this probably means she signed with ferrari tho
username lmao yall thats not charles
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ynsenna gunther might kill me for this post but... all the rumours are, in fact, true ;)
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username OH MY GOD
username Y/N AND CHARLES IN THE SAME TEAM
username why do i already ship them ??
lizzo obsessed.
susie_wolff š
charles_leclerc ALL of them? š
ynsenna ahahah
username OH ???
username sharl u drama whore
username do u guys remember the interview where y/n said her dream teammate would be charles... yeah. š
fernandoalo_oficial š
username no im literally shaking rn
username AAAAHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD
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mickschumacher Proud ā¤ļø
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ynupdates Mick posted a congratulations for Y/N's new position at ferrari! They were also seen together in Florida on one of her family members' stories.
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username lmao why did ppl think they actually broke up?
username idk it just feels a bit off to me, he literally only put one word and a love heart :/
ā°āā¤ username yall are so weird. stop inventing.
username why did he disable comments š
username guys think about it... he might be jealous bc yn had a more successful year than him and is now going to a bigger team than him.
username why does this acc make sense
username people have to remember that her and mick have been in the same team together since f3. all of this stuff is hard to get used to for them, just give them space
username i dont want them to break up but i also think her and charles would be PERFECT together
username literally! do you remember their old karting interviews?? they had so much chemistry
ā°āā¤ username its bc she had a crush on him lol
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scuderiaferrari A warm Ferrari welcome to our new recruit ā¤ļø How are you liking red so far, @ynsenna?
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ynsenna can't say i hate it tbh
username it just feels right
charles_leclerc š„ā¤ļø
username HEART EMOJI??
username careful sharl mick has ig too šš
username I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
alfaromeo looking good š
username they had to rush to post this lmao
username mick didn't comment or like byeee
username why am i just noticing this š
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f1 BREAKING: Mick Schumacher to depart Haas at the end of the 2022 season.
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username gunther count your days
username THEY HAVE NO DRIVERS?..
username he deserved so much better than this shit fucking team ugh
karunchandhok Best of luck Mick ā¤ļø
username liked by charles leclerc ?????????????
username hes just happy bc he can flirt with yn without mick seeing now
ā°āā¤ username ayoooo
username it's giving petty
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f1gossipofficial Jessa & Charles were spotted kissing outside of Zedd's show at LIV Miami last night. It is currently unknown whether Jessa and Mick have broken up.
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username I KNEW IT !!!!!!!!!
username this is actually so gross of her :/?? she has a huge fanbase of young girls, why is she promoting this to them...
username Women āļø
zedd š³
username NOT HIM COMMENTING
username this is all your fault šš
username we knew this already but yall gaslight us into believing her and mick were still just fine.
username i feel SO bad for mick :( fuck yn.
username yall CHILL they probably just broke up
username no like why is everyone just jumping to cheating like that????
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To be continued :-)
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BREATHE DEEPER | four.
a charlie bushnell x fem!reader social media fic.
y/n
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y/n ā australiaās my new fav country
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levizmiller iām challenging you to another round of pool tonight ā³ y/n bet
iamcharliebushnell whenād you go to australia? š ā³ y/n when u didnāt show up for acai bowls >:( ā³ iamcharliebushnell im sowwy ā³ y/n DONT YOU DARE ā³ iamcharliebushnell okok sorry but thought you'd be in london ā³ y/n soon, yeah :')
levizmiller y/n im gonna poke you ā³ y/n okayy hi ā³ levizmiller letās get boba ā³ y/n YES
dior.n.goodjohn I MISS U COME BACK TO ME ā³ y/n once my australian chronicles are over i promise i will <3 ā³ dior.n.goodjohn WOOOO
walker.scobell youre pretty! ā³ y/n thanks lil dude!
i.am.andrewalvarez AUSSIEEE ā³ y/n THE SWEET ESCAPE FR
aryansimhadri DID YOU SEE KANGAROOS ā³ y/n NO NOT YET THOUGH I HOPE I DO
dailymail Y/n and Levi? ;)
user omg bf reveal happening??
user2 ive never held my breath this much
āGALILEOāS GALSā ā 5 notifications!
chanelās enemy Y/N
lee lee Y/N
dr dre why am i in this gc
chanelās enemy because u are
lee lee weāre getting off topic Y/NNN CMERE
ā³ hiiiii?
chanelās enemy HIIII HRU ILY
ā³ ILY TOO BAE IM GOOD WBU
chanelās enemy WE GOOD WE HAVE SOME ?ās THO
ā³ oh?
lee lee ARE YOU AND LEVI DATING
dr dre OHH THIS MAKES SENSE YEAH ARE YOU??
ā³ nooooo
chanelās enemy thatās a very interesting no
ā³ weāre not but idk
chanelās enemy what
lee lee girl wdym
ā³ weāre not dating but i think he likes me? idk
dr dre do you like him back though???
ā³ eh heās very sweet but iāve always seen him as a best friend, i donāt think we could be more
lee lee do you want to be more??
ā³ i mean, iād give him a chance if he asked? but itās not anything iām particularly into or wanting
chanelās enemy okay that helps
ā³ uhhh why
dr dre well if my sleepy ass remembers correctly, everyone and their mother are wondering if youāre dating
ā³ nah that aint possible
lee lee it is, stupid dailymail picked up on it first š
ā³ my managerās asleep, no wonder she hasnāt updated me lol oh well idgaf they can think what they want
chanelās enemy but even walker and charlie are š
ā³ theyāre gonna forget it in t-minus four secs itās fine
dr dre whatever you say, maāam but are you sure that ācrypticā caption wonāt cause any issues??
ā³ uhh andrew youāre scaring me
dr dre what if someone likes you? like like-likes you and knows you and gets hella jealous or doubtful? and not saying charlie does but he was raving about how he might finally get to hang out with you, ONE ON ONE. what if he thinks he can't because he thinks you two are dating?
ā³ bro first off ik you donāt like me, neither does aryan and i know its DEFINITELY not walker
lee lee girl he had a celeb crush on you a few years ago dont tell him i told u that
chanelās enemy LMFAOOOO but no andrew has a point how come you didnāt mention charlie? š¤Ø
dr dre yeah i was just aboutta say š¤Ø especially after my little analysis?
ā³ SECONDLY, guys, charlie doesnāt. not one bit and thatās obvious, like he isnāt even in considerations. i understand what he may feel but he has nothing to worry about. he knows i won't ditch him or anything lol (right?) but if anything the only person thatād be a little confused or whatnot is william
chanelās enemy WHAT?? AS IN WILLIAM FRANKLYN MILLER??
lee lee huh š
ā³ we dated for a month back when we were 15 or so and realized we were way better off as friends
lee lee why ?
ā³ idk i think i was just jealous of lily š but anyways weāve been just friends since and iām completely happy with that. i don't see him romantically anymore, yeah heās hot but like nah. but yeah if he was confused, it's probably because i was best friends with levi when we dated too and might question if he was the cause of our split?? AGAIN THATS IF HE OVERTHINKS IT
dr dre i feel like iām reading an autobiographical analysis you definitely are fond towards āmillersā
ā³ ur welcome <333 and NO i am not
chanelās enemy okok so we got several people whoād be jealous
ā³ WHAT WDYM SEVERAL I ONLY LISTED ONE
lee lee aināt no way youāre ignoring charlie
ā³ DUDES I REALLY DONT THINK HE LIKES ME
dr dre but there could be a possibility? just donāt rule him out
ā³ bro he doesn't like me š but yeah trust me everythingās gonna be okay again i dont like anyone and no one likes me, and we'll make sure it's obvious i'm single in case anyone does though that may take a while... ANYWAYS
lee lee suuuuure you should hang out with charlie btw
ā³ idk why but im scared to š
lee lee but you need to he misses you a lot yk
ā³ doesnāt change the fact that im SCARED
lee lee WHY WOULD YOU BE SCARED ITS JUST CHARLIE
ā³ IDK I JUST DONT WANNA SEEM STUPID OR UNATTRACTIVE AND SHIT
lee lee HE FLIRTS WITH YOU ALL THE TIME AND MESSES UP JUST AS MUCH, YOURE NOT THE EMBARRASSING ONE HERE
ā³ DUDE I KNOW I CAN BE AND I DONT WANNA DRIVE HIM AWAY
dr dre sure you and levi hang out and are sweet and shit but BRO the teeth rotting sugar is you and charlie in your damn COMMENTS
ā³ ITS NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?? š GOD I HOPE CHARLIE DOESNT THINK OF ME ANY DIFFERENTLY
chanelās enemy i think u like charlie, miss girl
ā³ NO
dr dre nah, theyād be cute together, even charlie said so himself
chanelās enemy you dumbass
dr dre uhhh ANYWAYS said too much im gonna sleep again love youse
lee lee BRO yeah night babes <3
chanelās enemy LOVE U BAE GN
ā³ what the duck STUPID AUTOCORRECT WHAT THE FUCK AINT NO WAY YALL JUST DIPPED fine ily guys too </3 BUT DONT THINK IM LETTING THAT GO EASILY ugh what do you guys mean š aint no way thats true OKOK YK WHAT BYE!! FOR REAL THIS TIME
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as always, i will continue updating the taglist :)
i love you and am so proud of you, stay safe and drink water <3
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NSFW ABCāS
ā„ synopsis : nsfw abcs for chris (my man)
ā„ warnings : smut/suggestive themes
ā„ extra : this is also late but my mom has not left me alone long enough to actually write these on time šš
ā„ masterlist !
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Ā Ā hes so good at aftercare!! like he is so so gentle. asks before pulling out and SPRINTS to get a rag to clean you up with, or if youd prefer he turns on the shower and helps you get clean before dressing you
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Ā Ā chris loves his hair, he loves how you tug on it as hes eating you out, and he loves the way you play with it when hes draped on your chest
Ā Ā chris loves your ass and hips. he loves the way your ass jiggles when you walk up the stairs from his room, loves the way it bounces when you ride him, and he loves seeing his handprints on it
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Ā Ā never used condoms, youve been on bc since chris suggested starting to have sex. he obviously asked you about condoms multiple times in the middle of sex, scared youd changed your mind and he just forgot (bless his heart)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Ā Ā LOVES LOVES LOVES when you blindfold him. loves not knowing whats gonna happen, he also loves how it heightens his other senses
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
Ā Ā had 2 bodies before you, so he had some experience under his belt, but he still asked you what you were comfortable with
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Ā Ā doggy and reverse cowgirl. backshots are his absolute favorite thing ever because he can easily smack your ass and grip your hips hard as hell. he also loves watching your ass bounce as you bounce on him im reverse cowgirl, turns him on so bad
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Ā Ā nothing is serious to chris, hes cracking jokes left and right. only sometimes will he let it be more serious
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Ā Ā hes shaved not bald. has DEFINITELY let you use wax to make designs in his hair šš
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Ā Ā can be romantic but doesnt do it often, hes not very good at it. praises you to the max to make up for it when hes trying to be more serious š
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Ā Ā he did it a LOT before you got together, but now that youre together he doesnt as much anymore. you do enjoy sending him nudes so he can send you videos of him jerking off in return tho
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Ā Ā mommy kink ā¼ļø he calls you ma outside of the bedroom anyway, but if hes feeling like being a sub hes whining out mommy every other word and LORD ITS HOT
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Ā Ā anywhere. if matt and nick are gone, hes a big fan of bending you over the kitchen table. in public he will literally follow you into the dressing rooms and press you up against the mirror
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Ā Ā literally anything. if its a serious situation hes not even thinking like that, but accidentally look at him the wrong way and hes hard, squat to get something, hes hard, change in front of him, hes hard. (bless his horny little heart)
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)
Ā Ā brat taming, doesnt like the idea of punishing you or having you act a certain way 24/7
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Ā Ā this man could happily spend a year of his life buried between your legs. will literally eat you out until youre spent beyond belief. he doesnt mind you sucking his dick but he would much rather have you bouncing on it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Ā Ā fast and rough 95% of the time, but he can absolutely be slow and sensual if thats what you want. his pace depends all on you, you say go faster? hes going faster immediately. you say slow down? hes slowing down without a complaint and pressing a kiss to whatever bit of exposed skin he can
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Ā Ā LOVES LOVES LOVES QUICKIES. at a party? youre going to the first bathroom he can see without a line. at the mall? dressing room. at a restaurant? bathroom.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Ā Ā chris isnt opposed to experimenting, hes down to try most things once, but he does have a list of hard nos.
Ā Ā however, he will take as many risks as he possibly can that youre ok with
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Ā Ā 3 or 4, doing so many sports as a kid paid off because he has an insane amount of stamina. can go three rounds without even faltering, sometimes the fourth isnt possible cause he gets tired, but if hes REALLY horny he can go for four
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Ā Ā he owns none but you own a dildo and vibrator. he likes using them on you to tease you, and he likes watching them use them on yourself
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Ā Ā chris loves to tease but if he can see you arent feeling it he stops without you having to say anything (hes observed all your signs during and not during sex so he can read you like a book)
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Ā Ā sort of loud. if hes giving you backshots hes grunting and groaning but hes not being quiet about it, and if youre riding him, hes moaning and groaning and whining loud
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Ā Ā saw a tiktok about this couple doing a clone-a-willy, and very eagerly asked you if you would what that š (clone-a-willy is this thing where you make a silicone mold of your dick and mail it to the company to make a dildo out of and they send it back)
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
Ā Ā CHRIS IS THICK. he isnt too long but the thickness makes up for it. definitely needs to stretch you before even thinking about putting his dick in you š
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Ā Ā 9/10, dude is ALWAYS HORNY, but he knows when to be serious and can go from 9/10 to 0/10 real quick
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Ā Ā falls asleep so fast, but he would never let himself fall asleep before you were both back in bed and comfortable.
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can we have a headcannon of y/n (female) thats throwing dark humour around everytime and have 141 + Rudy, Alejandro nd konig react to her lmao š¤£
Can we have that? š Thank you
Girl. Literally me. (I give my coworkers whiplash but they dish it pretty good too lmao)
Simon āGhostā Riley:
Might actually get a decent laugh out of him, weāve all heard his horrendous hilarious jokes, so we all know he can dish it, but can he take it? Depends on the type of humor
If itās self-depreciating, probably not. Doesnāt really get it? Like he does but he sees you too positively for the humor to click.
Unalive jokes? Definitely not. Hates hearing it from you even if youāre laughing about it, so if you want to make them, you better be cheeky about it (āHead down, sergeant youāll get spotted.ā āAw sweet, you think so?ā You donāt have to be near him or even see him to feel his glare)
Jokes about your traumas? Not super keen on it but if youāre at a point in your life that you feel ok enough to laugh about it, heās not one to take wind out of your sails (āDamn, this drink hits harder than my dad.ā āSweetheart. Please.ā
But if your jokes are similar to his, then your chances of getting a laugh out of him went up exponentially (he thinks heās so god damn funny and heās right. king.)
āHow do you turn a salad into a Cesar salad?ā
āHow?ā
āStab it 23 times.ā Soap audibly groaned,
āThatās my girl.ā
All in all, youāll get a deep sigh with pinching the bridge of his nose for every joke you make, and maybe youāll get a pretty laugh from him (god I bet his laugh is so nice š)
John āSoapā MacTavish:
(laughs nervously) what the fuck?
Heās heard Ghostās jokes firsthand, so the dark humor isnāt new to him. He might even laugh with you and crack a few of his own
Honestly, as long youāre having a laugh heās not really that worried (still a little worried tho)
He trusts that if youāre feeling particularly bad about something, youād talk to him about it and heās here for that
He kind of enjoys the theatre of it, the dramatic reactions to something so seemingly mundane,
āSo when are you gonna take me out?ā
āTo dinner? We just ate, bonnie.ā
āā¦ not what I meant but I love where your heads at.ā
āNot in a million years.ā He laughs kissing your temple and squeezing you against him
āSo youāre saying thereās a chance? Itās just a matter of when, got it. Thanks babe, I owe youā
John Price:
Heās not thrilled about it but heās worked with Ghost so heās somewhat built a tolerance
He knows you sometimes use dark humor as a coping mechanism but heāll tease you saying you should come with a warning label
Heās definitely choked at hearing some of the things come out of your mouth, at least the jokes relating to your own traumas, those always give him whiplash
He finds your situational dark humor much funnier than anything you might say that involves you being harmed, even if it is a joke thatās kind a nightmare scenario for him
Those will definitely get a chuckle out of him, just please stop making jokes about yourself, he loves you a little too much to stomach them
āWhat does my dad have in common with Nemo?ā He refuses to answer, he knows, he fucking knows
āThey both canāt be found.ā
God damn it, sweetheart
Kyle āGazā Gerrick:
Heāll join you for sure lmao
Heāll see you sparring on the mats with Soap and he sees you land a particularly rough kick that he managed to block
āDamn babe, that was clean. Now do it right here.ā Heās pointing at his temple, you laugh and throw your sweaty towel at him
Youāre out on recon and youāre making your way towards the targeted area,
āIād be terrible if I was discovered, sure hope there arenāt any snipers to take me out. Thatād be awful.ā
Price groaned even as Kyle stifled a chuckle,
āCome on, love, weāre a bit too good to let that happen to you.ā
āThatās the real tragedy, honestly.ā
āEnough, you two.ā
Kƶnig:
He thinks youāre funny but low key a little worried at how easily the jokes come to you
But if youāre laughing and having a good time, then so is he!
Sometimes you really do say some crazy things and he doesnāt know whether to laugh or to hug you
He likes the jokes that have nothing to do with you much better, youād be sitting at a briefing in the far corner when you lean in and whisper quietly,
āKƶni, whatās red and bad for your teeth?ā
āHm?ā
āA brick.ā
He stifles a laugh and shakes his head, you can see the corners of his eyes crinkle as he tries to hide the smile.
Alejandro Vargas:
Honestly, he kind of gives me the vibe of ātelling a joke becomes receiving a lectureā
Like youāll make a joke and look at him and heās deadpanned,
āMi amor, thatās no laughing matter.ā And then he goes into a full lecture about why what you said was out of pocket and a little hurtful
Itās not that he doesnāt understand the humor heās just concerned
But, he prefers the goofier jokes I feel like,
āAn apple a day keeps the doctor away, or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.ā
āMensa.ā He pushes your shoulder playfully with a laugh.
Dumb jokes like that get a good laugh out of him, just donāt make them about you please he loves you so much and he will lecture you
Rodolfo Parra:
Mortified in Spanish
āMi vida, please donāt make those jokes.ā
They break his poor little heart :( he loves you so much it makes him sad to hear make such harsh jokes about yourself or even see such awful things
He sighs every time he hears one of your jokes and gives this look š„ŗ
He doesnāt like that you joke about yourself or the things that have happened to you like that
He understands that humor is sometimes a coping mechanism, but heād much rather talk through the things youāre joking about
He just cares about you so god damn MUCH
But if theyāre nonsensical, then heāll chuckle quietly,
āYou donāt need a parachute to go skydiving.ā
āWhat? Amor you definitely-ā
āYou need a parachute to go skydiving twice.ā
āDios mĆo, amor.ā He chuckles.
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