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Well, it's official, Agent Washington is my new hyper-fixation. How do I know for sure?
Because I just spent half an hour staring into space and running a WashingMaine AU in my head.
it was both hilarious (to me), and very messed up.
Spartan!Maine, ODST!Wash, no PFL, Wash still gets his brain damage, post war retirement (they served together for a few months then parted ways and Wash got brain wrecked just before the war ended) they both get really nice retirement packages and coincidentally for plot reasons end up retiring to the same town on the same planet.
Maine spots Wash and recognises him right away but gets a case of the shy, so instead of communicating like a person, he stalks Wash instead. Wash... takes a while to notice because he has the forgetfuls and when Maine breaks in to touch Wash's stuff, just assumes he forgot moving things.
Then Maine decides to kidnap Wash, which doesn't go as well as Maine was hoping and he has to leave him tied up in the root cellar of his very nice hobby farm farmhouse.
Which Wash promptly escapes, but much like when you leave one room and enter another and forget why you were doing that, Wash's brain damage decides the whole kidnapping thing is irrelevant news, and so Wash is standing in the entry hallway of a strange house when Maine returns from his very urgent errands.
Wash freaks out because he thinks he broke into someone's house, Maine accidentally convinces Wash they're housemates (Wash is in the process of moving in) and Wash just forgot... because he has a spare room with a closet full of Wash's stolen clothes.
And thus begins their domestic farm life, where in the most exciting thing that happens is Maine getting scarily determined to win best cake at the local farmer's market competition, and Wash convincing him they need a cat, and then the cat having kittens.
(Wash doesn't recognise Maine at first because he never saw him without his spartan armour, so it takes a while to click, and by the time it does, he assumes he already knew that but forgot.)
And then a year later while they're quietly reading Wash suddenly gets up without a word, grabs a flashlight, heads down to the root cellar and finds a small blood stain left behind from his kidnapping.
"Maine, buddy, I'm not mad, but I need you to tell me the truth: did you stalk and kidnap me, or is that a crazy dream I had?" *Guilty silence* "Okay, not mad, but probably don't do that again, okay big guy?" *nods, chastened* "Cool, hey is it lunchtime yet, I'm hungry."
and they move on with their lives not addressing the kidnapping thing because they are fail-people who deserve a soft epilogue, dammit.
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There was a bonus story-line in the background, where Carolina had worked with Wash and was keeping a part-time long-distance eye on him because his brain damage, and noticed he'd been kidnapped and lead a task force to find him, only to find him living in domestic bliss and her determination to see justice done to the monster who'd kidnapped her teammate crumbling in the face of Wash showing off his new kittens and their prize winning pumpkin.
#rvb#red vs blue#agent washington#agent maine#washingmaine#i think that's their ship tag?#or is it#mainewash#i like my fictional relationships a little messed up sometimes#it adds flavour
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
#yes this is ouizzy#but tag your favourite guys#ouizzy#ship dynamic#character dynamics#i think im funny#izzy x frenchie
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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi#dunmeshi spoilers#farcille#marcille donato#falin touden#falin x marcille#let's go lesbians let's gooooooo!!!!#listen I fully respect those who ship farcille starting from their school days it is very good#but I find it FAR funnier to think that Marcille does not realize her feelings are super not-platonic actually until WAY late lmao#let's pretend i can draw#I. genuinely don't know if this needs a mature label or any cws or not. I never draw anything that normally toes that territory lmaoooo#tumblr please don't get mad at me if I tagged this wrong!!! T_T
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#christ lord ive had enough. yes i shouldve said outside america#but like 5 amending comments and edit to the original post thousands of notes ago#yet only like 2 of you seem to think 'hmmmmm maybe op has already heard about canada's shipping rates a billion times in the tags!'
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Shipping is fun and all but I swear every single time someone makes a comment, whether as a joke or in a legitimate analysis, about there being "no other explanation" for a pair's interactions, I lose just a bit more of my sanity
Like, no, you guys don't get it. Romance is not about the Amount of devotion, it's about the COLOR. the FLAVOR of it all. a character can be just as devoted to their platonic friend as they are to their romantic partner, and they don't love either of them more, just differently.
But because the majority of people still have it stuck in their minds that romance exists on the highest tier of love, I'm stuck seeing endless takes that boil down to "these two care about each other too much for it to NOT be romantic" as if that's the core determining factor to how literally any of this works
In conclusion: stop telling me that I don't understand the story if I don't interpret the leads as romantic, I am TIRED
#analysis#meta#miscellaneous#fandom#shipping#media discussion#amatonormativity#lgbtq#I feel like tagging any of the fandoms I was thinking of when writing this would be a little mean-spirited potentially#Disclaimer: no one has actually been telling me personally that I don't understand any story in particular#It's just that the way people tend to phrase their analyses feels unnecessarily targeted at the reader and that's just. not great#even if I agree with every other point they make
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The Red means I love you // Tragedy of 3rd life Animation
Watch The animation on Youtube >:D
@inthelittlewood
#itlwart#inthelittlewoodfanart#Renthedog#renchanting#treebark#desertduo#grian#goodtimeswithscarfanart#gtwscar#trafficshipping#implied shipping if you want to see it like that#doesn't have to be romantic#I have brain rot listening to this song and thinking about treebark#forgot to tag the series oops#3rdlifefanart#trafficblr#MellozH art
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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT
#dead plate#rody lamoree#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rodince#rodincent#my art#i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was#aksjdhf#also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#thankfully at least tumblr allows edits#anyways#rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh#also little story time lol#when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with#we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us#kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation#one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳#i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO#thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah
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trying to get used to drawing on my tablet sense my phone gave up on me- (this tablet is old af and ASS. but yknow.) so some jizzie to get that art flowin. im really liking joel's hair cut in this idk
#tenoart#my art#mcytblr#hermit fanart#empires smp fanart#hermitblr#empiresblr#jizzie#shadowbeans#hermitcraft fanart#bride and her ugly ass groom#tanuki joel#joel smallishbeans fanart#smallishbeans fanart#joel smallishbeans#esmp ldshadowlady#esmp lizzie#lizzie ldshadowlady fanart#lizzie fanart#ldshadowlady fanart#jizzie fanart#smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady#hermit shipping kinda?#theyre married#i dont think the tag is needed theyre married
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more sketches of this dumb bunny from various conversations with @gen-toon. there's context for all of these but i think its funnier if i post without
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc jax#tadc ragatha#bunnydoll#(yeah theyre standing next to each other in the 4th image. yes i ship them)#snowgems art#still thinking of a tag i can use for these#bunny jax#bunny au
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dude idk what’s wrong with me but dragon age 2 has been on the edge of my psyche for the past month since i finished the game
#isabela dragon age#merrill#Like idk i think they deserve it ok#dragon age 2#my art#This ship for some reason is just like. In my mind#It’s fenhawke and then meribela#Hslfjasldfjlsdkj#merribela#thank you everyone for not making fun of me accidentally leaving a misspelled tag on here for ages
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They're bound to run out of good board games at soMe point
#idia shroud#azul ashengrotto#twisted wonderland#twst#twst idia#twst azul#idia shroud fanart#azul ashengrotto fanart#twst board game club#idiazu#☆▪DEAL#please feel free to imagine what they could be saying i couldn't think of dialogue;;;#anywhomst; two of my favorite boys i care them very much and it's so fun to see them being so casual with each other#of course i tag as ship but feel free to consider it platonic as well :]
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ITS FINALLY DONE!! :DD
I started this comic back at the start of April, back when I made this other comic! It took an unfortunate amount of time to complete thanks to my condition.. but that's ok! All the lovely responses from the last comic kept me motivated! XDD (Thank you everyone!!🥰💞💞)
This time around I went with a more serious tone and put a bit more story in there! :00 With this comic I wanted to experiment with Bonnie and Gloria's relationship. And more importantly, Gloria as a character.
I've thought of her as the groups leader, some may even say she's a mother of sorts. She is always so calm in the face of danger.. She always knows exactly what to do and she does it perfectly. How is she so strong? How does she deal with the stress of it all?? Does she even feel stressed to begin with?? Well as its turns out.. she kind'a doesn't feel anything at all.. and she wishes she was stronger..
#do not tag as ship!#pokemon scarlet and violet#gardevior#ampharos#gengar#kricketot#sylveon#meowscarada#my ocs#pokemon#tw injury#tw body gore#this comic was a great big experiment XDD#experimenting with the colorful emotions..#trying to keep all the pokemon on model-#dialogue.. body language..#I think all the things I was experimenting with came out pretty good! :}#Also with the relationship I've build for Grim and V up to this point-#it was fun to draw all the body language between them in the background XD
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Author’s note: Hey guys! Due to some recent life changes (messy breakup with my boyfriend, turned evil) I’m gonna have to put this fic (“Forbidden Love - A Master Chief x Arbiter Story”) on hiatus. Hopefully I can get back to it soon!! Thanks >_<
theghostofmirandakeyes commented: this is buIIshit
#this is more lonescribble territory but this is what cortana was doing for all those years#lonescribble#halo#cortana#charbiter#why does chief x arbiter have a definitive tag but not cortana x john. this says a lot about our society#actually no i can guess why i think the people who are more likely to ship charbiter are used to ship names
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twitter is distracting cause i keep saving tweets to draw... anyway, this is MakoHaru to me 🤭
(Bonus: big sis is here to help....?)
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#ca3 art#makoto niijima#haru okumura#comic#makoharu#??#QueenNoir#okujima#this ship is so hard to tag#also this got WAY too popular on twitter for some reason... got 33k likes and im still in shock why and how#i think the sapphics were relating too hard but honestly same#sae niijima#kinda salty it got so popular cause its now my most popular tweet and i low key half assed this comic 😭 but glad ppl thought it was funny
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Being even more cringe than usual
Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend
#fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft#geminitay#smallishbeans#hermits#minecraft#god I’m getting cringer by the day#mcyt fanart#mcyt#mcytblr#hermitcraft season 10#idk why I made gem a lion fish but I just think they look cool#plus I mean they’re pretty scary so it fits or whatever#Joel is a tanuki because I asked my friend out of context if I should do shrek ears or tanuki#what do people even tag stuff#ugh#posting for different fandoms is so annoying because I have to learn the tags#be prepared for my next 20 posts to be hermitcraft#I’m sorry to my booster gold heads#joel smallishbeans#do they have a duo name or some shit#aughhhh#and are duo names even different than ship names? I’m unclear on that#bilby art tag#artists on tumblr
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internalized homophobia
i’ve done nothing but work on —> s33k the highb100d for a week, so i took a break and did some humanstuck.
#homestuck#humanstuck#equius zahhak#vriska serket#gamzee makara#terezi pyrope#not actually meant to be ship art but i don’t care if you tag any of them#i think these two are a really funny duo and i don’t see a lot of content with them not as just a romantic pairing#zahhak/serket shenanigans#are you guys picking up what i’m putting down
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