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i butt heads with my mom on occasion but honestly kudos to her on some stuff fr fr
#wind howls#i think if my sisters-in-law actively tried to prevent me from getting an education and job to try n force me to be a hoursewife .#i think id be on the news man.#like. i think my mom is strong as hell for still being normal within their vicinity id be trying to rip them to shreds at all times#the only reason i dont yet is because i live with my parents and i dont wanna throw away my moms efforts#but the second i move out and i can Leave The Place After Saying Shit. hoooh boy#and its so dumb too bc neither of my aunts were housewives either like. they just wanted my mom to be one.#and thank GOD my mom is build stronger than those cunts bc we survived on my moms paycheck alone for a While-#before my dad was diagnosed with adhd and stopped like. losing his jobs here and there.#(one of my aunts is at home because her house lost power due to yesterdays storm. so im having thoughts.)#i cant wait to move out and come out. i will not feel bad for whatever emotions this may make them feel.#i guess it helps that my boyfriend only has one brother and hes cool so i dont have much to worry about anyway but still
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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut
What a mess
#fop nature au#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#dale dimmadome#Flowers OC#candy gore#gore#blood#body horror#this really is a mess on so many levels#I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up#everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain#And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now#Not exactly easy to explain away#Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol#Im sure he'll be fine#This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it#Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline#which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO#Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup#Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time#that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing#Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished#He's gonna have to get metal implants#You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch#He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite#Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks
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there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fushiguro toji#toji#fanart#jjk fanart#i took this too seriously for what it is but in my defense#uh#i have no defense actually this is the most unhinged thing i think ive ever drawn#bows head in shame gomenasorry....#context ws talking 2 sam about my love of furby and long furby customization#and the free real estate that is fushiguro toji hit me like a truck#i have no clue if this has been done before sorry if it has sorry if it hasnt#i dont know if id be alarmed or proud if i was th first#i saw th art of toji with the very hungry caterpillar n was inspired also . took that ate it made it furby#speaking of furby this one Is sentient and yearns to Consume. toji actively hates it. he speaks furbish tho <3 bilingualism <3#uhhhhh in other news debut toji art !! :D this man's shirt is holding on for dear life jesus.#his waist is so small and for what......................
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it’s already june here but it’s mermay in Most Places still, so here’s some several-years-post-canon codfather
#.png#empires smp#empires s1#the codfather#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#fanart#no id#i am frequently lost on how to describe my own art#artistic nudity#because well. his scales cover everything but he Is technically naked lol#i like to think he went back to get the cod mask at some point#or made a new one#a few years after canon#because he felt weird without it#i was gonna say he felt naked without it but it’s literally the only thing he’s wearing#anyways .#we don’t need to question the beautiful and intricate headcanons that exist in my mind. look at this fish man
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guys i nearly embarrassed myself and moaned out loud….in PUBLIC.
#ʬʬ.sosa speaks.com#ninja kamui#literally forgot where i was for a moment#ive been thinking about him too bc i haven’t watched the new episode yet#so i went to look at photos of him and i literally couldn’t help the noise that tried to escape#but i caught it just in time!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#physical involuntary reactions bc this man is so fine i melt and implode#IM REWATCHING THE WHOLE SERIES IDC I NEED MORE#1 thing about original animes is that there is no source material to read more#so if i wanna write about him id have to wait and know more from the show…..once a week!!!#it’s cruel.
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You see, i keep thinking about fics sending characters back in time and how they just fix everything and they're sweet and i love them but also
There's things you just can't change, you know?
How would a 8 year old fucking stop a traffic accident on the other side of his city, not even the country they're in
How does a child prevent someone somehow from getting an illness that will kill them, both psycological and not
I'd love a story where yeah, they fix what could be fixed but stomp into walls that just couldn't be prevented, not having money for the doctor, personalities that just won't do as they wish, people forgetting or ignoring a kid's advice, someone that needed more than a few words to turn away from certain paths
And i don't mean it in a "Destiny finds a way" type of thing, they can do stuff, they really can, but somethings go far, far away from their capabilities
#me thinking about this p5r new+ game sorta fix i want to write#and also#about all the fix it fics for the#batfamily#so i'll tag it#it all ya know#persona 5 royal#i dont see it much with the other games?#persona 5#p5#p5r#you know mostly things with#akira kurusu#and#akechi goro#cuz#shuake#but still#been seen it a lot with#Tim Drake#for some reason?#id be more of a believer in#jason todd#but also if you sent him back it feels complex for him to want to#you know who would tho#dick grayson#and i cant recall the last time i read one of his that was nicely done#anyway#oh Right the man causing everything lol#bruce wayne
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All evidence suggests yes
#starting a new power scaling system for the warlords of the sea but im rating them based on whether i think theyre an ally or homophobic#kuma is an ally because photos dont lie and hes clearly wearing an ally pin#also you cant spend that much time around somebody with the title “Queen of the Queers” and somehow be homophobic afterwards#unless youre sanji but hes still on his internalized homophobia growth arc. i believe in you buddy you can beat this#crocodile is trans and baroque works is the alphabet mafia in a literal form#with that said. he has the energy of “im not homophobic yall are just annoying”#doffy has the energy of a homophobic homosexual#like hed kiss a guy and then call him a f*g and throw him out a nearby window#jimbei joins the strawhats so ofc HES an ally#blackbeard sucks but i dont think hes homophobic#hes one of those people you meet and theyre just the worst all around and youre like “man this guy has gotta be homophobic”#somebody mentions their partner and you go “oh boy here it is” but he just has no reaction whatsoever#hes such a problem but at least hes not homophobic on top of everything else#Gecko Moria is such a virgin that i dont think he knows being gay exists any more than he knows being straight does#Typa MFer who thinks “sex” is just a synonym for gender#also hed see your top scars and get excited because he thinks youre a zombie#gecko moria probably thinks LGBT is an acronym for some branch of the navy that he doesnt know (or care) about#Because Boa lives on Sapphic island i would jump the gun and immediately say she's an ally but i feel that its more complicated than that#not unlike moria. she also doesnt actually have a real strong grasp on being straight vs being queer#but thats just because shes used to everybody being whipped for her equally#somebody tries to explain it to her and shes just like “??? but theyre all obsessed with me?”#if she ever encounters a gay man it will be a reality shifting event for her#id say itd be the same if she met a sex/romance indifferent aroace but like#monkey d luffy#its already happened#mihawk is probably both an ally and queer himself but he just minds his own business so much that we may never know#one piece#seven warlords#warlords of the sea#bartholomew kuma
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the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!
the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*
the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*
the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
#g/t#giant tiny#teeth tw#slight body horror tw#i feel like that warrants a tag#anyways I MIGHT HAVE TO GET DENTURES. FUCKIN WHAT#IM TWENTY FIVE#tbh i knew i needed them. but still. got that news today. fuckin nuts#anyways. sorry to ramble abt my irl life. but if i told any of my irl friends i was getting dentures id be roasted#not in a mean way. but there was a denture related incident at the place we all worked years ago. and they would be making parallels so fast#plus i think itll be fun to tell no one and then yank em out at a party as a surprise#can u even yank dentures. idk. ill find out tho!#again sorry for rambling i just love to ramble actually#(also absolutely no shame against ppl w dentures! teeth r incredibly important to self esteem tbh and dentures r a wonderful aid to have)#(like man im gonna smile so much after. chew w both sides of my mouth)#GO BRUSH UR TEETH BTW
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i've seen a lot of dp fans in the dpxdc fandom talk about not having access to comics so here. it's completely free, good quality scans (for most things), basically any dc comic you could want is there. you should have an adblocker but the ads aren't the worst if you don't, just noticeable and annoying. you're not gonna get a virus, i've been using the site for years, as have many other fans.
if you genuinely want to read the comics, take advantage of the sites comic fans have been using. there's new and old stuff and everything in between. crossovers too. whatever you want to read, you'll find there.
#it was genuinely surprising to see people talk about inaccessibility and cost of comics here#like ik most of you arent dc fans but i was still surprised#literally everyone in the dc fandom knows about this and uses it regularly#i just forgot that people who arent comics fan wouldnt know about the free comic sites lol#new runs are updated too! its not just the old stuff!#so no you dont need a comic store or a shit ton of money to read the comics#dpxdc#if we're talking movies and shows then use fmovies#DEF use an adblocker (and vpn if you have one) for that though#and since this is directed at dp fans id highly suggest watching the bat.man scooby doo crossover!#its amazing and imo is a great example of mixing bat.man with a more comedic child friendly vibe#bat.man is so goofy in that movie i love it aldhg#oh man... thats making me think of dpxdcxsd crossover now...#is the acronym for scooby doo sd? that feels wrong#well anyway if you want to read the comics for free you can lol#remember! the dc fandom has been here for decades! we have all the resources you need!! dont be afraid to look or ask!#and if you dont know where to start reading - just pick your favorite character and find a masterlist made by an obsessed fan#and start there lol#but if anyone wants recs let me know and ill be happy to help :)
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I wait patiently for the day where someone makes a possible starkid reference and I make one back and we do the spiderman point meme and we become best friends and they become my favorite person and we run off into the sunset screaming Join Us (And Die) at the top of our lungs and leave the world of man behind
#i dunno man it's like 5:30 and i've been up for an hour#but like#if i ever meet a starkid fan irl who i don't force to be a starkid fan?#new favorite person#id truly hope they were as obsessed as i am if they weren't id feel bad because like they'd get my references but also maybe hate me#for being so into it#am i thinking about this too muhc????#maybe i am#team starkid#starkid
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life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main
#FOUR POSTS IN ONE DAY i was so scared i would forget to post some art if i didn’t do it Now#ANYWAY. let me explain this comic#first off i hc wallace still transforms every full moon bc he deserves it. as a treat#and he just has a big ankle chain in his basement lol so he doesn’t go on a rampage and cause a ruckus#and they think willard oughta know about this sooner or later so gromit takes him down to meet were-wallace on a full moon#and willard just gets overwhelmed. it’s a lot to process and the newness of the situation makes him extremely anxious so he freaks out#he feels bad about it the next day bc ultimately he doesn’t give af if his bf transforms into a giant rabbit monster on the regular#but it was just a LOT to process at once and i think wallace would understand sndfwuhilvwirughth#WHATEVER MAN I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT#apple pie with cheese#no id#giddly’s art#chicken run#wallace & gromit#willard tweedy#cotwr#were-wallace#between me and pant-eater we have drawn so many comics where willard ugly cries HSJSHDBSJSJ#what can i say. i love me a sopping wet paper bag of a man 🫡
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#i dont talk abt it a lot but i've been unhealthily obsessed with spider-man for most of my life and sometimes i need to imagine making a#spider-man comic to stop myself from being really annoying about it. a spider-man comic by me would be shit keep in mind i hate fight scene#and superhero comics are fight scene so I'll never actually do it I just like to think about it. Id have nothing new to bring to the table#I just like peter parker a weird amount like its unhealthy and its annoying and i think doc ock and aunt may should get together#i also think peter should not be given access to science careers even though he really wants them#and i dont like when hes rich. or happy. or winning. or#i keep looking at that thing and going oh jerma that isnt jerma do not interact with me#also i like doc ock hes funy. hehe do cock#hehe#bye
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charlie day & that one pair of black jeans
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#the always sunny podcast#charlie day#MAN.#he wears them in more early eps too but the table makes it hard to see anything other than a dark blob so i didnt bother#BUT UH. i only started noticing when they ripped but he wears them. pretty much every episode. my guy has like two pairs of pants.#its either these or khakis jshbfjgv#looks like he finally got a new pair of black jeans bc in the latest eps he doesnt have the gigantic rip in the knee#anyway i was thinking about this because s1 promo shoot charlie's got a huge fucking hole in the crotch of his jeans#and i assume they're charlie's pants irl because they wore their own clothes on set#ada speaks#anyway id like to talk about glenn saying he 'blew out the crotch' of his jeans after asking charlie if the tear was naturally occurring
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Why does he look 6'8" here???
#id let him **** me **** ** ***** until I *** ***** ********#id let him *** so *** that a new ********* *******#i would legitimately ***** to **** regardless of the risks#please ***** me *****#i saw a man so beautiful i started crying#i think i hauve covid#i may be *********#changbin#QQ more
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@intertexts okay before i answer the second trigger question i NEED to talk about the trickster/clarence/mal backstory. fuck . okay. you know the drill. nhw essay under the cut:
ok first off this is the required listening for reading this post bc ive imagined all of this in the form of an animatic (trickster pov). there was like a 4-hour span of time at work one day last week where i just had this song on repeat and zoned out thinking abt this while i did absent cleaning tasks. so thats how u KNOW im insane
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ok so i still havent thought of a name for the city. but ive been thinking about this city as a parallel equivalent to the spirit world. ironically, its a city that doesnt have a huge parahuman population, so its relatively quiet. the cape presence is pretty small. the lead hero in the city is Whisperer (aka clarence albert), a striker/mover/stranger. he can fly, turn invisible (NOT intangible!!!!!!!!), and if he can get a hand on someone he can calm their emotions just by touching them. it's effectively like a tranquilizer, except theyre not asleep theyre just not feeling whatever strong emotions led them to causing trouble in the first place. (thinking abt this like a touch-based version of the calm emotions spell in dnd, its concentration so the effect is limited to when hes actually touching someone. when he lets go, theres a small window of time before they reorient themselves and are back to whatever they were feeling before) (this is to parallel the idea that the whisperer can pull chaos spirits out of possessed people like william did to atlas).
anyway. distracted. Whisperer's partner was originally a rogue named Ghoul, a huge hulking Brute cape who didnt really cause many serious problems but was a huge disturbance to the local people just beacuse of his monstrous appearance. Clarence confronted him and Ghoul dropped his changer form to reveal mallard conway, a man who had only recently triggered and was essentially.. lost. directionless. he didnt know what to do with his powers, since they were so... different. hes a master/changer/brute, with the ability to create strong illusions and influence people in his regular form, but can change forms to be a hulking monster with brute strength. essentially both brains and brawn in one guy. clarence asks him something along the lines of "well if you have nowhere else to go, why not come wiht me?" and basically. takes him under his wing? i guess? its not like he trains him, but just by being around clarence, mal learns what its like to be.. good. not selfish and heartless. clarence isnt much involved with capes from other cities since their own is pretty quiet, so his main focus is to just kind of keep the peace. keep the balance.
this goes on for... a long time. clarence and mal (whisperer and purgatory << mal's new hero name) are basically inseparable. call it love, call it brotherhood, call it a one-sided hero worship crush on mal's end. who knows. theyre secretive, not in the public eye much unless they need to be. UNTIL. some new villain triggers and is an IMMEDIATE s-class. now i have a couple different ideas for how and why exactly the trickster triggers and where he comes from but honestly im okay with leaving it a mystery for now. one day he shows up like a natural disaster. it becomes a situation VERY similar to nilbog- the prt forces get called in, they try to take him down with non-capes first since hes a high leveled master and they dont want him to immediately gain super powerful puppets to control. this,, does not work and basically just feeds him fodder to make his numbers grow VERY quickly. Whisperer and Purgatory (mostly whisperer) can't sit back and watch this Trickster guy just keep absorbing innocents into his masses and use them to do his dirty work anymore, so Whisperer wants to confront him. I think Purgatory tries to hold him back at first (mainly due to the fear of losing him, but he words it as "we're not supposed to, if either of us get caught it would be so much worse for everyone involved"). Whisperer does not listen to him and goes anyway; hes convinced that with his power, all he needs to do is touch Trickster and everything will be so much easier to handle once hes out of commission. the fight DOES NOT GO THIS WAY. clar and mal actually are able to fight their way up to the trickster, clarence gets a hand on him.. but his power doesnt work. theres this moment where the trickster freezes like maybe something did happen, but then clarence realizes like... he cant feel anything. i think usually he can tell what sort of emotion he's repressing when he uses his power; sort of innately understands what sort of effect hes having on a person, but with the trickster it jsut feels like. nothing. theres nothing there. and then he starts laughing and breaks the silence and turns around to grab clarence and hurt him in some way. mal is preoccupied; hes fighting off puppets as theyre sort of swarming the area, allowing clarence a moment to use his power... and then he sees whats happening.
i dont think trickster is particularly strong on his own. but. i mean. his name is trickster. i think he probably keeps some sort of secret weapon on him. knives in his coat to make the "ive got a trick up my sleeve" joke. he slashes clarences throat, doesnt even bother trying to control him. what would he want with a power like that anyway? clarence is basically his antithesis- calming instead of chaos. that sort of power is almost like an insult to him. so he kills him. clarence is laying there bleeding out, trickster is laughing over him, mal drops everything and runs over to clarences side, trying desperately to talk to him or stop the bleeding or ANYTHING. he dies in mals arms. mal fucking. fully snaps. instant brute form, he wants to tear the trickster limb from limb, kill anything that moves around him etc etc etc. in his rage, hes not really fighting very well, hes leaving himself vulnerable, theres a lot of openings etc etc. trickster fucks up his face pretty bad (this is how he gets those big scars like he has in canon).
however, MALS powers are more fun so he doesnt outright kill him. its harder to take control of him both because of his current rage state and also the fact that hes also a master and part of mals power kind of cancels out some of the tricksters control. so instead of puppeteering him right away, trickster forces him out of the city. he of course tries to keep going back in, but at that point the PRT has made the decision to put the city under quarantine and just let him take it. they keep mal from going back in. (clarence's body is still in there. he doesnt even get a burial.) . you know how mannequins main thing is that he was originally a hero that was driven crazy by the simurgh attack that killed his wife and daughter? yeah thats what happened to mal. he was just totally unreachable after this. clarence basically saved his life, was his best and only friend, was his mentor, was the person who taught him how to be good... and now hes gone. what else does mal have left. he goes back to being called Ghoul. he joins the s9. his rage and grief eventually settle into a manipulative calm, and he starts using his master powers more than his brute powers, to get what he wants from people.
aaaand then . years later. he sees the new wards team on tv, and theres a hero with a cape that looks achingly familiar. surely it cant be him, clarence is dead, has been dead for years... but there he is. theres his costume. this new hero is even ghost-themed. as smart and manipulative and greasy as mal is i think theres a fundamental piece of him thats just. really irreparably unhinged. seeing something that reminds him of clarence again drives all common sense out of his mind and he defaults to "thats him" even though he would logically know that its not. and thats why hes so obsessed with wibby. he knows this new cape calls himself Wraith, but like. capes change their names all the time! mal even did it himself once! maybe if he calls him Whisperer enough times, he'll remember who he is.
theres some more to this plotwise that mostly just deals with. the plot. but i feel like this is a good setup for mals whole thing :]
#honestly i see clam as very one sided on mals part. mal is head over heels in love w him#and clarence does love him back just. not quite as intensely.#clarence is like “hes a wonderful partner id trust him with my life i know he can be offputting sometimes but he has a good heart deep down#meanwhile mal is “i would do anything and everything this man asks me to do. please ask me to kill for you i would do it without hesitation#ive been thinking abt them a lot <3#new haven wards
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is there any shinee show that's kinda underrated in the fandom but is a fun watch??? there's so much content to watch as a new fan and i have seen the popular ones like hello baby n ofd n fbg etc
i think ppl barely talk about key's know how but it's super fun to watch, it also gives a lot of behind stuff that esem used to not give, another key show ppl should watch is keytchen the ep with minho is cute, there's also an ep with taeyeon. you can find both of these easily on yt, they're also subbed. also jonghyun's monthly live connection is a must watch 1 2 3 4. ! hmmmm ot5 shows.... the ultimate group, yang and nam show (eric n/m tw lol), their line music express interview, every blue night shinee appearance 160606 i ii 161121 i ii , shinhwa broadcast, idol army and hmmm watch minho helping victoria in her we got married ep.
also forbidden perfume x shinee interaction, mv bank stardust, high society (its just jinki and key), happy together (jinki + sulli, luna & krystal + tvxq), my last 48 hours with minho part 3 part 4, fantastic duo with jinki , eat sleep eat, 1v100 with jinki, order and cook with jinki and taemin (when they ask u a pw put 121489)
#also taemlog taemin xtra cam taemin hit the stage jinki law of the jungle in burneo is fun minho + key master key ep is good too maybe add#secret readers to jjong solo promo stuff and keyword to kibum solo stuff#ALSO HOW COULD I FORGET IMMORTAL SONG! jjong's covers are so good and this remids me of his ep in sugar man taem was in immortal song too!!#check 1000 song challenge!!! jinki is so good jjong is also good and kibum too!!!!#honestly avoid knowing bros and snl kr the vibes there are.... yeah no weekly idol sucks but if ur curious abt it watch the 2016 ep#if ur new like new new like hard era fan watch soh shinee inc key ila ep with advice taemin the travelog with onew#jinki voice lives for extra lore ig... and jinki jangpan id rec amasat but the show is good only bcs of kibum and no one posts key cut so..#minho solo stuff... i liked to the beautiful you sulli is cute there my first time with thee park sodam and the most beautiful goodbye#in yumi's cells he's the gay coworker romance in the house is good too i think him and naeun saved it actually#as an idol... watch every heartbreak fancam esp the smtown in seoul one the fanchats are so loud i dont remember how the show was called bu#he was a mentor in one ep and some of his inputs were so interesting hehe also every chase promo is worth to be checked out#but most importantly check out his dj radio short period in starry night his msuic taste and ofc best choi radio chngmin ep and jinkibum ep#are fun#asks#anon#answered#i have to remember that variety name omg...
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