#i think id be on the news man.

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

[transgaysex]

i butt heads with my mom on occasion but honestly kudos to her on some stuff fr fr

[bunnieswithknives]

Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

[hinamie]

there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(

[dennisboobs]

:) i certainly have no issue dressing in drag :)

^guy who has no issue dressing in drag btw

glenn said that dennis' drag name is victoria von hemen btw

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[codgod]

it’s already june here but it’s mermay in Most Places still, so here’s some several-years-post-canon codfather

[torawro]

guys i nearly embarrassed myself and moaned out loud….in PUBLIC.

[theredcuyo]

You see, i keep thinking about fics sending characters back in time and how they just fix everything and they're sweet and i love them but also

There's things you just can't change, you know?

How would a 8 year old fucking stop a traffic accident on the other side of his city, not even the country they're in

How does a child prevent someone somehow from getting an illness that will kill them, both psycological and not

I'd love a story where yeah, they fix what could be fixed but stomp into walls that just couldn't be prevented, not having money for the doctor, personalities that just won't do as they wish, people forgetting or ignoring a kid's advice, someone that needed more than a few words to turn away from certain paths

And i don't mean it in a "Destiny finds a way" type of thing, they can do stuff, they really can, but somethings go far, far away from their capabilities

[ducktollers]

did a screencap study and ofc tumblr nukes all my lovingly painted textures that differentiate this from the original screencap. so theres close ups under the cut. Oh and this scene always guts me btw

ok byeeee

[giddlygoat]

life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main

[theposhperyton]

All evidence suggests yes

[so-very-small]

the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!

the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*

the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*

the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[megalophobic-astronomer]

whaut if springfest didnt suck

[secretlythatsme]

i've seen a lot of dp fans in the dpxdc fandom talk about not having access to comics so here. it's completely free, good quality scans (for most things), basically any dc comic you could want is there. you should have an adblocker but the ads aren't the worst if you don't, just noticeable and annoying. you're not gonna get a virus, i've been using the site for years, as have many other fans.

if you genuinely want to read the comics, take advantage of the sites comic fans have been using. there's new and old stuff and everything in between. crossovers too. whatever you want to read, you'll find there.

[kairithemang0]

I wait patiently for the day where someone makes a possible starkid reference and I make one back and we do the spiderman point meme and we become best friends and they become my favorite person and we run off into the sunset screaming Join Us (And Die) at the top of our lungs and leave the world of man behind

[coconutcows]

Oh if you caught the “Clown Meat” Easter Egg in Mouthwashing and aren’t in the know about it, Clown Meat isn’t a saucy joke or word play, those are gaming magazines, Daisukes gaming magazines feature currently in development game “Clown Meat” on the cover

Where you play as a weird little Clown made of Meat platforming across a devastated world to find an enormous clown that came to earth from Jupiter. It’s horror, but heartwarming, I recommend AlphaBetaGamers playthrough of the Demo if anyone’s interested in checking it out