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chloesimaginationthings · 14 days ago

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What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #Jeremiah fnaf #mike schmidt #jeremy fitzgerald #fnaf 2 movie #ID be so down for jeremiah being a night guard in the new establishment #I only think his inclusion could enhance things #like the set up is already perfectly there #his name is derived from Jeremy #he’s a security guard so him working there isn’t left field #and he’s already friends with Mike so they can interact immediately #Mike obviously would want to protect his friend too #so that adds another layer to why he’s gotta stay at the location etc #I also think Jeremiah’s reaction to the animatronics etc would be so funny #he’d be the ‘straight man’ in that set up #he’d be such a good addition to the main group #chill with if they get someone else to be Jeremy etc #but jeremiah would feel like a big missed opportunity to me

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transgaysex · 2 years ago

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i butt heads with my mom on occasion but honestly kudos to her on some stuff fr fr

#wind howls #i think if my sisters-in-law actively tried to prevent me from getting an education and job to try n force me to be a hoursewife .#i think id be on the news man.#like. i think my mom is strong as hell for still being normal within their vicinity id be trying to rip them to shreds at all times #the only reason i dont yet is because i live with my parents and i dont wanna throw away my moms efforts #but the second i move out and i can Leave The Place After Saying Shit. hoooh boy #and its so dumb too bc neither of my aunts were housewives either like. they just wanted my mom to be one.#and thank GOD my mom is build stronger than those cunts bc we survived on my moms paycheck alone for a While-#before my dad was diagnosed with adhd and stopped like. losing his jobs here and there.#(one of my aunts is at home because her house lost power due to yesterdays storm. so im having thoughts.)#i cant wait to move out and come out. i will not feel bad for whatever emotions this may make them feel.#i guess it helps that my boyfriend only has one brother and hes cool so i dont have much to worry about anyway but still

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bunnieswithknives · 3 months ago

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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

#fop nature au #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop #dale dimmadome #Flowers OC #candy gore #gore #blood #body horror #this really is a mess on so many levels #I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up #everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain #And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now #Not exactly easy to explain away #Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol #Im sure he'll be fine #This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it #Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline #which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO #Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup #Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time #that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing #Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished #He's gonna have to get metal implants #You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch #He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite #Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks

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hinamie · 7 months ago

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there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fushiguro toji #toji #fanart #jjk fanart #i took this too seriously for what it is but in my defense #uh #i have no defense actually this is the most unhinged thing i think ive ever drawn #bows head in shame gomenasorry....#context ws talking 2 sam about my love of furby and long furby customization #and the free real estate that is fushiguro toji hit me like a truck #i have no clue if this has been done before sorry if it has sorry if it hasnt #i dont know if id be alarmed or proud if i was th first #i saw th art of toji with the very hungry caterpillar n was inspired also . took that ate it made it furby #speaking of furby this one Is sentient and yearns to Consume. toji actively hates it. he speaks furbish tho <3 bilingualism <3 #uhhhhh in other news debut toji art !! :D this man's shirt is holding on for dear life jesus.#his waist is so small and for what......................

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codgod · 6 months ago

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it’s already june here but it’s mermay in Most Places still, so here’s some several-years-post-canon codfather

#.png #empires smp #empires s1 #the codfather #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #fanart #no id #i am frequently lost on how to describe my own art #artistic nudity #because well. his scales cover everything but he Is technically naked lol #i like to think he went back to get the cod mask at some point #or made a new one #a few years after canon #because he felt weird without it #i was gonna say he felt naked without it but it’s literally the only thing he’s wearing #anyways .#we don’t need to question the beautiful and intricate headcanons that exist in my mind. look at this fish man

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torawro · 9 months ago

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guys i nearly embarrassed myself and moaned out loud….in PUBLIC.

#ʬʬ.sosa speaks.com #ninja kamui #literally forgot where i was for a moment #ive been thinking about him too bc i haven’t watched the new episode yet #so i went to look at photos of him and i literally couldn’t help the noise that tried to escape #but i caught it just in time!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#physical involuntary reactions bc this man is so fine i melt and implode #IM REWATCHING THE WHOLE SERIES IDC I NEED MORE #1 thing about original animes is that there is no source material to read more #so if i wanna write about him id have to wait and know more from the show…..once a week!!!#it’s cruel.

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theredcuyo · 3 months ago

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You see, i keep thinking about fics sending characters back in time and how they just fix everything and they're sweet and i love them but also

There's things you just can't change, you know?

How would a 8 year old fucking stop a traffic accident on the other side of his city, not even the country they're in

How does a child prevent someone somehow from getting an illness that will kill them, both psycological and not

I'd love a story where yeah, they fix what could be fixed but stomp into walls that just couldn't be prevented, not having money for the doctor, personalities that just won't do as they wish, people forgetting or ignoring a kid's advice, someone that needed more than a few words to turn away from certain paths

And i don't mean it in a "Destiny finds a way" type of thing, they can do stuff, they really can, but somethings go far, far away from their capabilities

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giddlygoat · 11 months ago

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life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main

#FOUR POSTS IN ONE DAY i was so scared i would forget to post some art if i didn’t do it Now #ANYWAY. let me explain this comic #first off i hc wallace still transforms every full moon bc he deserves it. as a treat #and he just has a big ankle chain in his basement lol so he doesn’t go on a rampage and cause a ruckus #and they think willard oughta know about this sooner or later so gromit takes him down to meet were-wallace on a full moon #and willard just gets overwhelmed. it’s a lot to process and the newness of the situation makes him extremely anxious so he freaks out #he feels bad about it the next day bc ultimately he doesn’t give af if his bf transforms into a giant rabbit monster on the regular #but it was just a LOT to process at once and i think wallace would understand sndfwuhilvwirughth #WHATEVER MAN I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT #apple pie with cheese #no id #giddly’s art #chicken run #wallace & gromit #willard tweedy #cotwr #were-wallace #between me and pant-eater we have drawn so many comics where willard ugly cries HSJSHDBSJSJ #what can i say. i love me a sopping wet paper bag of a man 🫡

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theposhperyton · 7 months ago

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All evidence suggests yes

#starting a new power scaling system for the warlords of the sea but im rating them based on whether i think theyre an ally or homophobic #kuma is an ally because photos dont lie and hes clearly wearing an ally pin #also you cant spend that much time around somebody with the title “Queen of the Queers” and somehow be homophobic afterwards #unless youre sanji but hes still on his internalized homophobia growth arc. i believe in you buddy you can beat this #crocodile is trans and baroque works is the alphabet mafia in a literal form #with that said. he has the energy of “im not homophobic yall are just annoying”#doffy has the energy of a homophobic homosexual #like hed kiss a guy and then call him a f*g and throw him out a nearby window #jimbei joins the strawhats so ofc HES an ally #blackbeard sucks but i dont think hes homophobic #hes one of those people you meet and theyre just the worst all around and youre like “man this guy has gotta be homophobic”#somebody mentions their partner and you go “oh boy here it is” but he just has no reaction whatsoever #hes such a problem but at least hes not homophobic on top of everything else #Gecko Moria is such a virgin that i dont think he knows being gay exists any more than he knows being straight does #Typa MFer who thinks “sex” is just a synonym for gender #also hed see your top scars and get excited because he thinks youre a zombie #gecko moria probably thinks LGBT is an acronym for some branch of the navy that he doesnt know (or care) about #Because Boa lives on Sapphic island i would jump the gun and immediately say she's an ally but i feel that its more complicated than that #not unlike moria. she also doesnt actually have a real strong grasp on being straight vs being queer #but thats just because shes used to everybody being whipped for her equally #somebody tries to explain it to her and shes just like “??? but theyre all obsessed with me?”#if she ever encounters a gay man it will be a reality shifting event for her #id say itd be the same if she met a sex/romance indifferent aroace but like #monkey d luffy #its already happened #mihawk is probably both an ally and queer himself but he just minds his own business so much that we may never know #one piece #seven warlords #warlords of the sea #bartholomew kuma

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so-very-small · 1 year ago

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the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!

the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*

the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*

the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#g/t #giant tiny #teeth tw #slight body horror tw #i feel like that warrants a tag #anyways I MIGHT HAVE TO GET DENTURES. FUCKIN WHAT #IM TWENTY FIVE #tbh i knew i needed them. but still. got that news today. fuckin nuts #anyways. sorry to ramble abt my irl life. but if i told any of my irl friends i was getting dentures id be roasted #not in a mean way. but there was a denture related incident at the place we all worked years ago. and they would be making parallels so fast #plus i think itll be fun to tell no one and then yank em out at a party as a surprise #can u even yank dentures. idk. ill find out tho!#again sorry for rambling i just love to ramble actually #(also absolutely no shame against ppl w dentures! teeth r incredibly important to self esteem tbh and dentures r a wonderful aid to have)#(like man im gonna smile so much after. chew w both sides of my mouth)#GO BRUSH UR TEETH BTW

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megalophobic-astronomer · 10 days ago

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whaut if springfest didnt suck

#sorry fer shitter quality not a lot i can do rn #might colorrr unsure tbh ..#im thinking white + green + brown .. cuz the weird bright green pink blue was NOTTTTTT it and the gradient was yhe laziest path to go #three poisons btw i dont really care if its sort of off theme when off the hook literally gets. Well. off the hook for wearing stuff that #doesnt even match liek whatsoever ……………….. didnt even wear new costumes for halloween dawg id like to design them a splatoween fit #anyway #splatoon 3 #springfest #deepcut #shiver hohojiro #frye onaga #big man #my art

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secretlythatsme · 9 months ago

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i've seen a lot of dp fans in the dpxdc fandom talk about not having access to comics so here. it's completely free, good quality scans (for most things), basically any dc comic you could want is there. you should have an adblocker but the ads aren't the worst if you don't, just noticeable and annoying. you're not gonna get a virus, i've been using the site for years, as have many other fans.

if you genuinely want to read the comics, take advantage of the sites comic fans have been using. there's new and old stuff and everything in between. crossovers too. whatever you want to read, you'll find there.

#it was genuinely surprising to see people talk about inaccessibility and cost of comics here #like ik most of you arent dc fans but i was still surprised #literally everyone in the dc fandom knows about this and uses it regularly #i just forgot that people who arent comics fan wouldnt know about the free comic sites lol #new runs are updated too! its not just the old stuff!#so no you dont need a comic store or a shit ton of money to read the comics #dpxdc #if we're talking movies and shows then use fmovies #DEF use an adblocker (and vpn if you have one) for that though #and since this is directed at dp fans id highly suggest watching the bat.man scooby doo crossover!#its amazing and imo is a great example of mixing bat.man with a more comedic child friendly vibe #bat.man is so goofy in that movie i love it aldhg #oh man... thats making me think of dpxdcxsd crossover now...#is the acronym for scooby doo sd? that feels wrong #well anyway if you want to read the comics for free you can lol #remember! the dc fandom has been here for decades! we have all the resources you need!! dont be afraid to look or ask!#and if you dont know where to start reading - just pick your favorite character and find a masterlist made by an obsessed fan #and start there lol #but if anyone wants recs let me know and ill be happy to help :)

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kairithemang0 · 8 months ago

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I wait patiently for the day where someone makes a possible starkid reference and I make one back and we do the spiderman point meme and we become best friends and they become my favorite person and we run off into the sunset screaming Join Us (And Die) at the top of our lungs and leave the world of man behind

#i dunno man it's like 5:30 and i've been up for an hour #but like #if i ever meet a starkid fan irl who i don't force to be a starkid fan?#new favorite person #id truly hope they were as obsessed as i am if they weren't id feel bad because like they'd get my references but also maybe hate me #for being so into it #am i thinking about this too muhc????#maybe i am #team starkid #starkid

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wulvert · 1 year ago

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