#i think i might actually know what im doing

[btmzozzle]

The fastest way I've found to build up a music library especially if you're coming off the conveniences of music streaming and also don't care about doing a piracy is a qobuz subscription and qobuz-dl... Because it will just straight up download the FLAC file from their servers. I have a cron job to run the python script every 24 hours to just download everything from a playlist. You will need to know, how to operate a basic command line interface and how to fix the 500 song playlist limit or just make a new playlist and add a new line to your auto downloading script after 500 songs but you can also just download whole albums. Whole discographies up to 192khz 24bit FLAC or down to 320kbps mp3. Qobuz itself is kinda the least bullshit music streaming service, cuz you get one algorithmic playlist based on what you listen to, its called "my weekly Q" and it only updates every Friday, it's 30 songs long and it can kinda sucks tbh., but, no radio, no dj. no thing like that. But that's not the point because you get other seemingly actually curated playlists of specific artists, genres, moods, playlists from specific artists, and music labels. the first thing it shows you when you open the app is what new albums came out, not based on an algorithm or what it thinks you might like but just what came out at that time. i will admit, it does suck sometimes. sometimes music will just disappear from your playlist because of some licensing issue and it will be reuploaded to the service with the exact same name and everything but its technically not the same song as the one on your playlist so youll need to re-add it . and while qobuz is very indie friendly and can have a lot of obscure music, there is still a lot missing. but it what i consider to just be the least bullshit option. the closest to just like... accessing a friends plex/jellyfin server but for music. spotify will tell you what to listen. qobuz makes you find what you wanna listen and also kinda steal some of the music on the low cuz thats kinda how it works for some of the specialty hardware and software that works with it anyways im kinda rambling im not sure im cut out for bolging

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[psformybss]

hey loved the last one x

have a request for hidden vows

there is an interview the outerbanks cast did called scene stealerd where they react to fans doing stuff related to the show. I have an idea. what if the whole cast is reacting together and a clip of yn comes up. the producers of the channel asked her to submit a clip. the clip is a complication of her reenacting a couple of rafe scenes like:

the scene where he says, "I think we should kill them all" to ward

season 2 episode 10 scene where John b and rafe are in the red boiler engine room and he says " watch your head man" and the rest of the script

the scene where wheezie gives rafe money cause Ward kicked him out in season one, and she tells him about how ward is taking sarah to the Bahamas and he is like " I know about a billion more things about business them she does........"

lastly the season 2 scene where rafe and ward and talking how he shot her and he's like "I think I shot her. I was trying to shoot John b but she got in the way. i think I shot her but I don't care that i did".

in all of these yn is like impersonating rafe as kinda sassy and it's super funny. the cast cracks up and drew is all laughing and shaking his head

Scene Stealer

series masterlist

warnings: chaos energy, actor impersonation, unexpected talent, too much laughter

an: hiii, im so glad you loved them! this idea was so fun to write, there’s a slight chance i didn’t get all of the dialogue from the scenes right cause i mostly went from memory so if i didn’t pretend that’s the dialogue that’s actually on the show

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By the time the cast of Outer Banks piled onto the main couch, the room was buzzing.

They’d spent the past hour reacting to fan-made recreations—laughing, cringing, occasionally questioning their own performances when someone on TikTok out-acted them in a wig and a hoodie. Now, all seven of them were crammed together in front of the biggest screen yet, still breathless from too much laughter and too many inside jokes.

Madison, Chase, and Carlacia had melted into one tangled heap on one side of the couch, knees knocking and shoulders bumping as they fought for space. Madelyn and Rudy flanked the other end, the latter already half on the floor. JD had somehow wedged himself between them, sliding slowly toward the edge like gravity had given up. Drew sat slightly off-center, posture suspiciously straight—legs stretched out, forearms braced on his thighs, water bottle dangling loose in one hand.

He didn’t say anything.

Which, of course, made everyone suspicious.

“You’re suspiciously quiet, Starkey,” Madison noted, squinting at him.

Drew just eyed the monitor like it might bite him. “I know that face,” he said, nodding toward the producer behind the camera. “That’s the chaos face.”

The producer didn’t even try to deny it. Just smiled and said, “For this last video, we reached out to someone special. Someone who knows the show… intimately.”

Rudy gasped. “It’s your mom.”

“Worse,” Carlacia grinned. “It’s gotta be Y/N.”

Drew blinked. Once. Slowly. “Oh no.”

Chase pointed at the screen, already gleeful. “Roll it. Roll it now.”

_______

The screen faded in from black.

A familiar kitchen appeared, fridge slightly ajar, dishwasher humming faintly in the background. Y/N stood barefoot in the center, hair tossed into a chaotic bun, backwards cap tugged low, one of Drew’s hoodies nearly swallowing her whole.

She paced slowly across the tile. Calm. Deliberate. Head tilted just so.

And then, in a voice so casual it bordered on cheerful:

“I think we should kill them all.”

She stopped. Blank-faced. Still. Like she was talking about grocery lists instead of murder.

_______

The room detonated.

“NO—NO, WHY IS SHE SO CASUAL?!” Carlacia shrieked.

Rudy kicked the coffee table, rolling backward onto the floor. “SHE’S GOT THE HEAD TILT. That’s the tilt!”

Madelyn was pointing at the screen like it had personally offended her. “She looks exactly like him—why does she look like him?!”

Drew sat back slowly, squinting in disbelief. “That’s… that’s literally what I did.”

“She studied you like a nature documentary,” Madison howled. “You’re done.”

_______

Y/N crouched behind the backyard grill, wielding a rake like a weapon. She charged out of frame full-speed and slammed it into the wooden trellis with a crack that made half the cast jump.

She leaned into camera view, breathless, feral-eyed.

“Watch your head, man.”

_______

JD clutched the armrest like it was a seatbelt. “SHE BROKE THE TRELLIS FOR THE BIT?!”

“She’s gonna invoice you,” Chase wheezed.

Rudy was flat on his back, one hand in the air. “I’m ascending. Goodbye.”

Drew dropped his head into his hands, wheezing through laughter. “She told me she was out watering tomatoes that day.”

“Lies,” Carlacia declared. “She was watering vengeance.”

_______

The next clip was in their living room, Y/N perched at the edge of the couch, fisting crumpled cash, eyes wide. She stood abruptly, raked a hand through her hair, and spun in a tight frustrated circle.

“I know about a billion more things about business than she does!”

She kicked over a throw pillow.

“What is… what is this?!”

She threw her arms toward the ceiling like it had answers.

From off-screen—clearly pulled from the show—a voice cut in:

“We’re the black sheep. Get used to it, Rafe.”

Y/N froze. Turned. Looked betrayed. Then face-planted onto the couch with a dramatic groan, limbs dead-weight.

_______

“She’s got your rage pacing,” Madison whispered, eyes wide. “Like frame-for-frame.”

“She’s better at being Rafe than you,” JD said, pointing straight at Drew.

Drew scrubbed a hand over his jaw. “She didn’t even tell me she was filming this.”

“She didn’t need to,” Carlacia said. “It’s in her blood.”

_______

For the final scene the bathroom lighting was dim, Y/N sat on the edge of the tub, robe slipping off one shoulder, eyeliner smudged just enough to scream emotional turmoil. A bead of water trailed down her temple.

Her voice cracked.

“I hit her.”

Ward’s voice echoed, clipped from the show:

“What?”

Y/N turned to the camera, face blank.

“But I don’t care that I did.”

A beat.

“That’s your sister.”

She shrugged—one-shoulder, unbothered—and reached for something on the counter.

A juice box.

She punctured the straw with deadly precision and took the loudest sip any of them had ever heard.

_______

Madelyn collapsed sideways into Madison’s lap. “NOOOO.”

“THE JUICE BOX?!” Rudy shrieked from the floor.

“WHERE DID SHE EVEN GET THAT?!” Carlacia howled.

“This is Oscar-worthy,” JD yelled. “THE DRAMA. THE DETAILS!”

Drew just stared at the screen—mouth parted, eyebrows raised, laugh caught somewhere in his chest. And then it came.

A real, full-body laugh. The kind that forced him forward, face flushed, eyes shining. He looked stunned. Wrecked. In awe.

“She’s insane,” he said finally, wiping his face. “And I love her so much it’s actually terrifying.”

“She won the whole thing,” Madison grinned. “No one’s topping that.”

“She is Rafe now,” JD declared solemnly.

Drew gave a helpless shrug, smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. “Guess I’m out of a job.”

The screen faded to black.

The cast was still breathless, collapsed into each other, half-sobbing from laughter.

And Drew?

He just shook his head, the grin still stuck on his face like it had no intention of leaving.

“She’s gonna love this,” he muttered, already imagining her face when she watched this footage. Already planning the popcorn. Already bracing for round two.

Because if anyone was about to be dragged into another parody?

Yeah. It was definitely him.

[hyukalyptus]

txt reaction when they’re making love to you for the first time, you’re shy and want the lights off, but they urge you to keep them on and end up finding your healed body scars. Is that angsty?

HELL YEAH THIS IS ANGSTY i love it. lets do some hcs,hmm?? im kinda nervous for this one lmao. i feel like my answers may be a bit cringe but i don't care lmfao. maybe a tad self indulgent MWAHAHA

cw. lots of talk of scars and of self harm (nothing graphic, just talking about scars, not the actual harming), kinda cheesy i think?, i tried really hard to not make it cheesy though, sex implied but nothing graphic there, kissing, swearing.

hcs under cut. again, this talks about self harm.

yeonjun is quiet at first. you can feel the moment he sees them. it happens every time. and you still don't really know how to prepare or react. should you act like they don't exist? address the elephant in the room? cover them up with the blankets? your internal argument is interrupted, though. "i see them," he says. no sugarcoating things. which might be your favorite approach so far. you let out a quiet laugh. he says, "honestly, i was already impressed by you." then he grazes his fingertips over them. "now I’m just kinda intimidated." u raise a brow, unsure if he's joking. "you went through all that, and you're still here like it's nothing." you take a deep breath. then he looks into ur eyes and says, "you're even more of a badass than I thought." and you can tell that it's not a stupid line he pulled out of his ass. he's dead serious. and when he leans in to kiss you again, he shows you just how much he wants you.

soobin i think would be very quiet about it. like not really making many comments for a while. but not out of shock or confusion or pity. just an acceptance of who you are. like he's undressing you gently and finally sees your bare body in the light and starts noticing them slowly, his eager hands slowing down. he looks at it for a second while u carefully watch his reaction and then he leans down to press the softest kiss to one. again, not a performative pity party, not feeling sorry for you, and definitely not wanting to "save" you like some have wanted in the past. it's almost in admiration or reverence. and he kisses more of them, saying i see you without speaking.

beomgyu notices them when he lifts your shirt off, eyes slowly trailing down before catching on the thin lines as a flicker of awareness flits across his eyes. you've done this before, though, and with worse lighting. it's not so scary anymore. "yeah," you start. "they’re what you think they are." and he just nods, "okay." and there's this beat of silence before you finally ask, "you good?" he nods with a chuckle and says, "just trying not to say something stupid." a small smile tugs at the corners of ur lips. then he gently rests his palm on ur stomach and says, "it's just..." he takes a deep breath. "ur still here. and you let me be here too." he smiles. "that’s…a lot, you know?" and honestly? you finally feel seen. not as someone with weird scars or some pathetic thing that's minutes away from breaking down. and he's obsessed with you.

taehyun is kinda caught up in the moment already. ur splayed over the bed, fully bare and visible in the light. and he's just noticing them, touching them to acknowledge their existence. "they're not new," you say. "i'm okay now." and the way he looks in ur eyes, a deep admiration and respect ur not sure u've ever felt, just sort of hits. he holds ur face in his hand and says, "thank you for letting me see this part of you." and it's not dramatic. just truth. and you finally feel like he's not looking at something broken. "i didn’t mean to make it a big deal," you murmur. "you didn’t," he whispers. "but it is. you could’ve kept the lights off or covered up. but you didn’t." and the kiss is so beautiful and blissful—not because he sees your scars—but because you trusted him to.

hueningkai sees them when he's kissing down your stomach. he takes them in, slowly, silently. you go still, bracing for something, but ur not quite sure for what. you just hope it isn't disgust or worse: pity. he doesn't speak. just sits back on his knees and really looks at you. "damn," he starts. "you've been through it, huh?" then his eyes flick back up to yours, something different in them now—heavier than they were before. "and i’m just really fucking honored you chose me." you blink. and it hits. you don’t say anything. just reach for him, hand wrapping around the back of his neck to rest gently. when he leans in to kiss you again, it's not careful. it's intentional. he knows what this means. and he's not afraid. and this weight lifts off your shoulders. because he saw them. and he stayed.

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[stoopidpigeonxx]

Maybbeeee, Tubular crew’s reaction to waking up the morning after their first time with user? I just think itd be cute to read😭🙏

ah yes, 'Tubular crew'. (IM SORRY BUT I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY) But yes, I can do that! I really like this idea, I think it's really sweet :-) Thanks for the request!

Curly is programmed to wake up super early, so he's probably up way before you. He's hella sore, tired, and covered in various hickeys and marks from your scandalous night, but he doesn't regret a second of it. He's head over heels for you, and seeing you covered in matching marks almost makes him wanna go another round. But he lets you sleep and gets up to make breakfast or something, but not before kissing your head and gently tucking you in a bit more. He might tease you about it when you do eventually wake up, something like 'You look like you had a good night,' or 'feelin' a bit sore, babe?' But besides that he's really sweet to you the entire day, because he feels like you deserve it after what you did for him.

Jimmy is a heavy sleeper, so you two probably wake up at the same time or you might even wake up before him. If he wakes up first, though, he'll just kinda... stare at you for a while. Not in a weird way. He's just taking in your state after your night together, putting it to memory. He might reach out and trace around the bruises and hickeys he gave you (because he for sure gave you many) and just.. in awe. When you wake up, he'll put on a tired smile and kiss your head. It's gross and mushy, but recently, he's learned that maybe gross and mushy isn't so bad. He's not gonna cook you breakfast or anything. He can't cook for shit.

Daisuke is practically dead. Mans is NOT waking up unless you shake him awake. But when he does wake up (at like, 10:30 in the fucking morning) he'll take one look at his body and freak the fuck out internally. Not in a bad way; best experience of his life, ten out of ten, but like, he actually did it?? With someone super hot??? Flabbergasted. He has to stay in bed for an additional ten minutes to take it in before he gets up (dawning his goofy ass hello kitty pajama bottoms which you KNOW he has) and slowly joins you wherever you are. He's gonna cling to you for the rest of the day because there is literally no way he's ever gonna be apart from you after what you did with him.

Anya is.. surprisingly calm about it. Sex is a joyous experience to share with someone. It's still a bit surprising though, waking up with you next to her, sleeping away like you haven't a care in the world. That makes her swoon more than anything you did to her. You look so peaceful and relaxed even after the eventful night, and that's what she loves most about you; your relaxed state. She'll get up and proceed to treat you like an absolute princess/prince/ruler the entire day. It's the least she can do after what happened last night.

Swansea's played these games before. For god sakes, he has children. He knows it before he even wakes up; soreness, sweat covered, and some lingering exhaustion. You tired him out, that's for sure. He wakes up before you and is dressed and out of bed in minutes; no randevou in the sheets is gonna stop his grind. He'll kiss your forehead before he's off, though; a little thanks for showing an old man a good time.

[ghostlylittlemoths]

Rotten girl

Loser!perv!ellie x private school!loser!reader

Summary: you and ellie had lived next to each other most of your childhood. And now the two of you are in college. You two were never close even though the both of you wanted to be and now there is a party. Will you two finally get the courage to talk to each other after years of yearning? Will you become friends... or maybe more?

Wc: 5k exactly! Content: strangers(?) to lovers, fluff, lesbians yearning, slight angst if you squint, use of y/n once (im sorry) kissing, smut: switch!ellie, switch!reader kissing, strap,( r!receiving), oral(e!receiving) tribbing, cum eating, squirting(r!and e!), getting caught(by dina), multiple orgasms(e!)

Title has nothing to do with the story. The pic dosnt represent you i just used for the uniform

She thinks you dont notice her staring from across the courtyard. How her eyes linger on your body. More specifically your legs and chest. She thinks you don't notice when the wind blows the pages in her sketchbook and reveals the drawing she has of you in different outfits ranging from full cover outfits to skimpy lingerie in all colors and nude drawings. Her favorites were black and red, as you could tell from how many drawings in those colors there were. She was obsessed. And a loser to the highest degree.

You and Ellie had been neighbors ever since she moved to your town 7 years ago but you two didn't go to the same school. You went to the private school across the street from the public school Ellie went to. They were both nice schools, two of the best schools in the whole west coast.

You and Ellie never really talked besides when she first moved in with what you assume to be her dad and older sister. Her father, Joel, was a kind man. Him and your dad hit it off right away and so did her sister Sarah and your siblings. But Ellie didn't talk to you. She just stood looking uncomfortable in a corner writing in a book, most likely drawing.

You and her went to the same middle school but you still did not talk unless you were paired for a project but even then it was the bare minimum of talking. Now you two were in college and both of you wanted to stay close to home. You were accepted into a private college while Ellie went to a public college to stay close with her friends Jesse and Dina. Dina and Ellie dated a bit in highschool but soon realized they would be better as just friends. 

Ellie has changed a lot since you last saw her. Yeah you two went to colleges that were right across the street from each other but she tended to stay in the dorm while you went to your apartment off campus.

Tonight there was a party and both colleges were invited. You knew Ellie was going to be there, even though she seems like a loser who doesn't do anything, she does like to go to parties once in a while. And your friend convinced you to go as well. Or well she's trying.

“Come on it might be fun and you might meet someone” your friend Shane said while sitting on your bed staring at you as you were trying to figure out what to wear. You met Shane when you were shopping and you accidentally rammed your cart into hers.  She kept trying to set you up on dates with different women but none of them were who you were looking for. You knew who you were looking for. 

Her

Ellie

Maybe tonight you could get the balls and actually talk to her after all these years. But you doubt it, maybe she has a girlfriend now. There might be no use in talking to her, but it doesn't hurt to try.  You hope not at least. Maybe it goes well and you become friends or maybe more-.

“Hey did you hear me or are you fantasizing about your dream girl?” Shane said as she grabbed your hips and pulled you close to her. You knew she was teasing and trying to get you to talk. And it works. 

“How did you know? Are you a mind reader?” you asked Shane sarcastically as you pulled away from her to finish getting ready. 

“Yep and let me guess her name… Ellie” you froze. How the fuck did she know? You turned to face her only to freeze again. She had your diary. The same diary that was filled with the feelings you had for ellie. Sketches you made of ellie. Your initials in hearts on every page corner. 

“You are such a loser man. It's kinda sad. Just talk to her. You never know what might happen. The two of you could hit it off  right away and start fucking and or dating”  that's easier said than done. How would you even approach her let alone talk to her? You've known her for years and you've never talked. The two of you have been physically so close but you haven't talked to her. And you could assure her that you and ellie wouldnt fuck that night.

“Well why haven't I thought of that yet? I've alway wanted to talk to her. And I've tried. But she's never tried to talk to me. And even if she did she would just look at me then walk away. I've-” she cut you off by putting her hand on your shoulder and putting a black spaghetti strap tank top over your head and around your neck. 

“I was kidding, calm down. No need to get your panties in a  bunch. This top will go good with that black skirt” you were rambling. You pulled the top over your chest and tucked the hem into the top of your black knee high skirt. Shame laced a silver belt around your waist and turned you around. 

“ You look nice now let's get going so you're not late” Shane said as she threw a pair of sneakers at you and pulled you downstairs and into her car. 

It wasn't long until you and Shane arrived at the party. “Are you not going to come in? I know you like parties?” you asked as you got out of the car. “Nah I'm gonna head home, i have work in the morning but if you need a ride home i can pick you up, just call. Oh and you owe me 50 bucks if yall fuck” shane said then drove off. You rolled your eyes and walked into the house and went straight for the kitchen. You grabbed a red solo cup and filled it with some soda seeing as how you didn't want to get drunk tonight. You had a gut feeling that something was going to happen and that you needed to be sober for it. There were people dancing, drinking,smoking and making out everywhere. 

You decided that you didn't want to stand anymore and looked for a place to sit. As you were scanning the place your eyes locked on something. More like someone. 

Ellie

She was really here. Shanes words replayed in your mind. You needed to talk to her. Maybe you did need a drink. No, just trust your gut. You finally found a place to sit and pulled out your phone. You took a picture and added it to your instagram story captioned “at a boring party lol” holy fuck you sound like a total loser. You clicked off your story but  not even a minute later you got a notification that someone liked your story. You checked to see who it was. No fucking way. It was ellie. You had no clue she followed you. You quickly followed her back and looked up from your phone to see if you could see ellie. To your horror Ellie was staring at you from the stairs.

Ellie looked away and walked to the kitchen with Dina and Jesse in tow. You tried to shake off the feeling Ellie gave you when she looked at you. She made your heart race. Ellie seems even prettier today not that she doesn't look pretty everyday she cut her hair. You were all caught up in your thoughts when you felt the spot on the couch and an arm got thrown over your shoulder.

“So youre Y/n. she was right you are pretty” it was dina. You were so caught in your thoughts that you didn't notice that Dina left Ellie and Jesse in the kitchen and walked over to you. You never talked to Dina or Jesse. You were surprised she knew who you were.

“You are all over ellies sketch book- hiccup- and she loves to stare at you during lunch and anytime you are outside at the same time” this caught you by surprise, you thought you were the only one to do that and come to find out she does the same thing. It wasn't as creepy as you thought it was.

You were about to not pay attention to what she was saying because she was drunk but she said something that made you listen. 

“She wants to talk to you. She's in the last bedroom on the left "Dina whispered in your ear before getting up and walking over to Jesse who was in the kitchen talking to friends.you knew dina wasn't someone who would lie to you for shits and giggles.  You quickly stood up from the couch but you didn't want to seem too eager and you walked over to the stairs and walked upstairs.

You hoped Dina wasn't lying. You reached the door at the end of the hallway and slowly opened the door and peeked in. you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding in when you saw Ellie laying on the end of the bed on her phone. She looked up at the door and saw you. She quickly sat up on the bed and turned off her phone. 

“Hey, dina said you wanted to talk to me” your voice was low and quiet. You sound like a fucking dumbass. 

“Uh yeah i did, i didn't think dina would actually tell you” she laughed nervously. ‘Holy shit, she's perfect’ you thought to yourself. You slowly walked in and sat on the bed with your hands folded in your lap. You didn't want to get too close to Ellie because you didn't want to make her uncomfortable.

“I'm just gonna get right to the point. I don't want to tiptoe around this. I've had a crush on you from the moment I met you when Joel and Sarah came over to your house when we first moved in.’ Well that clears the whole girlfriend thought. “I'm sorry I never talked to you, I was just really nervous because I thought you were gonna think I was a weird freak. Then it got even worse when we started going to college. Now that you went to a private school with a cute uniform I thought you were gonna think you were too good for me” she was rambling like it was going to be the end of the world if she didn't tell you now. Though you didn't stop her, you always hated that in movies, when someone would confess and then be cut off right in the middle. So you let her continue.

“I've watched you for years, I know it sounds creepy and now saying out loud makes me sound like a total stalker creep but I couldn't get the courage to talk to you so I had to tell you to meet me up here.” She finally stopped talking the whole time she talked. She didn't look at you, probably fearing that you would laugh at her if she did.

God she was cute.

“Well… I'm sorry you felt that way. I never wanted you to feel that way. Honestly I felt the same way too though I did think you hated me and that's why you never talked to me. I did notice you staring at me during lunch but I just thought you were trying to find a way to make fun of me. And dina told me about your sketchbook but i can't say i haven't seen bits of what was in it” you laughed trying to lighten the mood. Ellie looked mortified when you mentioned the sketchbook. 

The two of you seemed to talk for hours occasionally interrupted by knocks on the door from drunks most likely looking for a place to fuck. The two of you shifted from sitting on the bed to laying down on it. Ellie was talking about a new game she was getting into and you were just listening when you felt something grab your hand. You looked done to see it was Ellie and that she had stopped talking and was staring at you. 

“You seem to have a staring problem” Ellie only smiled and leaned into you. Her lips meeting yours and them quickly pulling away and shot up on the bed. 

“Oh my god i am so sorry i didn't mean to. Well I mean I did but I didn-” you cut Ellie off with another kiss. Well now you sound like a hypocrite. She kissed you back and rested her hand on the back of your neck. She slowly pushed you down on the and straddled your hips, hovering over you. Without thinking her lips traveled to your neck and left hickies in her wake. Her hand pulled the hem of your top out of your skirt and she snaked her hand up and under your bra to grope and squeeze your breast. You let out a soft moan that was swallowed by ellies kisses.  

“You like that, yeah? God, I've been waiting to hear what you sounded like for years. You sound just how I imagined "Ellie sighed through kisses that she planted down your neck and over your collarbones.  Oh Shane was going to have a field day when she sees you tomorrow after work.

You didn't answer, you only made a quiet mewl sound and gripped ellies thighs. The feeling alone made her let out a quiet groan and she grinded her hips over your pelvic bone. You swore you died and came back from the sound.

“Can I take this off? Please can I take off your top?” Ellie almost whined. You nodded your head and let Ellie take off your top. But she got too impatient with her own slowness that she grabbed the shirt by the collar and ripped it down the middle. She immediately latched onto the skin of your breast. 

“Ellie i liked that top” you whined from the feeling of ellie's mouth on your tit.

“I'll buy you a new one baby i promise” she said while not really being focused on what you said.

You mustered all the strength you could and flipped Ellie on her back and this time you straddled her waist. You met Ellie halfway into a passionate kiss. You felt ellies hands move up your back and rumble with the clasp of your bra. She struggled for a bit then gave up. the two of you giggled in the kiss and you leaned away to take off the bra yourself.

“I only wear sports bras” Ellie said and she trailed her hands up your waist. When your bra came off you thought Ellie's eyes were going to fall out of her head. The moment your bra came off your nipples hardened at the cold air of the room but was soon overtaken by the warmth of Ellie's mouth and hands. You moaned at the feelingnand gripped the hair at the back of her head. 

Ellie soon switched sides making sure both got attention. Ellie pulled away and looked up at you, her glasses fogging up. You reached down and grabbed the end of her shirt and pulled it over her head. Ellie wasn't wearing a bra. 

“I didn't think I was gonna get any action,” Ellie said with a  small smile. You only laughed and kissed her again but with more force. Ellies tattooed hand went under your skirt and gripped your ass causing you to slightly open your mouth which gave Ellie the chance to slip her tongue in. The kiss was even better than you thought it was going to be. 

You lightly pushed Ellie to lay down on the bed and she watched as you trailed kisses down her neck, chest, tummy and down to the waistband of her pants. You ran your fingers over her happy trail and looked up at her, almost begging for her to let you take off her pants. 

Ellie looked at you and gave you a silent nod. God how she wanted to tattoo the image of you unbuttoning her pants to her eye lips so she could see it everytime she closed her eyes. She was definitely going to draw it in the morning. You tapped ellies hip to signal her to lift her hips so you could get her pants off. Once her pants were off you could see the dark patch from how wet she was.

“Look at you… is this all for me” you asked as you gave a kiss to the wet spot. She whined when she felt your lips connect with her clothed and needy clit and nodded her head. You slowly pulled down her boxers  to tease her but got impatient with your own actions. You quickly pulled her boxers to her ankles and she flipped them off with her foot.

 You grabbed her leg and rested it over your shoulder and brought your head down to kiss her puffy clit. You felt Ellie twitch and you grabbed her hip with your other hand and rubbed soothing circles with your thumb. The calm didn't last long as you licked a long strip from her weeping hole to her clit. You suckled on her clit and her quiet moans got louder. You were sure no one was going to hear her over the sound of the blaring music downstairs. 

You felt Ellie buck her hips into your mouth as you sucked on her clit. Pulled away with a sting of your spit and ellies slick still connecting you to her. She whined at the loss of contact and tried to bring you back down to her aching cunt. You grabbed her hand and held it in your own and went back down on her. You dropped your tongue into her clenching hole and you could tell she was getting close. 

“Are you gonna cum? Please cum for me baby” you said as you sped up your movements. You were sure she was screaming now but you didn't care. “Holy fuck im gonna cum im gonna cum please, please” You felt Ellie shake against your mouth and you felt as Ellie came into your mouth. Her hands came down to your hair to hold you so she could grind on your mouth.

You pulled away and crawled up to ellies mouth and kissed her. She could taste herself on your tongue. You pulled away again and reached down to pull off your skirt and pantie. Ellie wasn't paying attention, she was trying to catch her breath only to but taken from her when she felt your equally wet cunt on hers

You grabbed her calf and rested it on your shoulder and grinded her cunt against yours. The feeling of her clit bumping against yours was too good to explain. “Oh fuck yes ellie”  You kissed up and down ellies calf and she gripped your hip and thigh and bucked her cunt up to yours. Her moans were getting loud again and you could tell she was close and so were you. 

You and Ellie sped up your movements and before you knew it you were cumming and hard. The sight of you with your head thrown back caused Ellie to cum but it was different than before. You felt as a warm liquid splashed against your cunt and you looked down to see what had happened.

Ellie had squirted all over your cunt. You looked up at her and saw that she had gone beet red and covered her face. You let go of her leg and leaned down and kissed the back of her hands and pulled them from her face . “don't be embarrassed els its okay “ you were about to kiss her again when the door slammed open. 

“Hey els me and jesse are gonna head hO- OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY” dina slurred then screamed. You turned around quickly to see Dina and pulled the tucked end of the blanket out and flung yourself and the blanket over Ellie to cover both of you. Ellie screamed at Dina to get out and Dina grabbed the door handle while covering her eyes and slammed the door shut. You and Ellie sat in silence for a minute before Ellie laughed. 

“Holy shit no way dina caught us fucking” said said as she wiped away a tear and kissed your jaw. You sat up from Ellie and smiled at her. You got off the bed and started looking for your clothes. You found your skirt and panties. You looked for ellies clothes and handed them to her. You looked up to Ellie only to see her looking like a kicked puppy.

“What's wrong els?” you said as you softly grabbed her face and rubbed her cheeks with your thumbs. “Are you leaving me right after we fucked?” she asked with so much hurt in her voice it almost broke your heart. Did she really think you would do that? 

“Oh no ellie i would never do that, i just assumed you would want to leave the party and go home.” you said as you gave elie a kiss and cleaned her up. She responded with a quiet ‘oh’ and got dressed as you were looking for the rest of your clothes. Or what's left of them. Ellie soon realized and remembered that she had ripped your top off and she got beet red again and threw her hoodie at you. 

The two of you finished getting dressed and walked downstairs and outside. “Um, can I get your number and do you wanna come over for the night? It will save me from the back and forth "Ellie asked as she held your hand and lightly swung it back and forth. “I would love to els” you kissed her cheek and she led you to her car and grabbed the keys out of the hoodie she let you wear. 

You two arrived at her apartment and walked inside and took the elevator up to her place. Ellie brought you to her room and you sat in her bed while she left the room to go get some snacks. You texted Shane that you didn't need a ride home. You took a minute to really take in Ellie's room. You looked at her savage starlight posters and comics and her little dino toys and a book that was sitting on her desk. 

‘Is that the sketchbook dina was talking about?’ you walked over and sat in Ellie's chair. You know this was wrong. You didn't want to break Ellie's trust in you. But you really wanted to see what other drawings of you she had. You slowly opened the sketchbook as if it was made of glass and could shatter at any moment. Pages upon pages were filled with nothing but sketches of you in different outfits, or no outfits. Sketches of what could be of you and ellie. And birds, birds of all kinds. 

She was amazing. You were so enthralled in the book that you did hear ellies door open and her walk in. “what are you doing?” she asked with pure horror in her voice. You quickly turned to face her. It was like all the color drained from her face. “You're an amazing artist ellie. You portray me in a way I didn't think anyone could. It's beautiful.” you said in hopes of calming her down and not making her mad. And it worked, she walked over to you and grabbed the book and flipped it to a page and gave it back to you. It was a drawing of you when you had first met Ellie but from her point of view. She drew you like a goddess. You looked at Ellie who had walked away and stripped out of her clothes and changed into new boxers and sat on her bed and stared at you for probably the 100th time that night. You took that as a sign and closed the book and walked over to her bed. You had also stripped out of your clothes while remaining in eye contact with ellie. Once you were down to your panties she grabbed your wrist and pulled you into the bed.

She wrapped her arms around your waist and laid her head in your chest. You brought your hand up to play with her hair. She was starting to fall asleep. Her breathing was getting slower and her grip on you was getting loose. You had thought she had fallen asleep and reached over to turn her lamp off when she broke the silence. “What are we now?” Ellie asked through shallow breaths. She was trying to stay up when you heard your answer. “What do you want us to be els” you said as you took her glasses off so she did not ruin them in her sleep. “Can you be my girlfriend? Only if you want to” she inquired as her speech got slower. 

“You don't know how long I have waited to hear that from you. Of course. I would love to be your girlfriend” you said as you pulled Ellie from your chest to kiss her and then layed her back down. You felt her smile and kissed the skin of your breast. Tiredness finally got the both of you and you two drifted off to sleep.

Ellie woke up the next morning to find you not in bed next to her. She started to panic. Did you really leave her after everything that happened last night? Did you really lie to her face and say that you weren't leaving? Her thoughts were cut off by something hitting the counter in the kitchen. She quickly got up and stuck her head out the door. Her heart rate slowed down when she saw your figure leaned over the counter in nothing but her shirt from last night and your panties peeking out from under. 

She quickly and quietly stalked up behind you to try and scare you when she noticed you had a front camera facing her and you were looking at her through the camera. “I heard the door open you ain't slick Williams” you said as you wrapped your arms around her neck and pressed a kiss to her lips. She still wasn't wearing a shirt though you didn't mind. “You look good in my clothes, like really good” she said as she pressed kisses on your neck and slid her hand down to grab your ass. You moaned softly and brought her face back up to yours and slipped your tongue into her mouth. She groaned at the feeling all pulled away  and dragged you right back to her room. 

“What about the teas?” you questioned even though you didn't care about it and neither did ellie. Ellie had pushed you down on the bed and lifted your(her) shirt off your body.  Her mouth connected with your hardened nipple and she flicked her tongue over the hardened bud and rolled the other one under her thumb. “You're not sore are you” she asked as she looked up at your face. You simply shook your head no and she looked at you with the most sinister smile ever. “Well you're about to be” she said as she leaned over your body and opened a drawer of her nightstand and pulled out a black harness and a sage green at least 7 inch dildo.

She buckled herself in and attached the fake dick to the harness. She slid the gusset of your panties to the side and lined herself up with your tight cunt. She rubbed the tip of the fake dick on your slick cunt to get it wet enough to not hurt you. “Are you ready baby?” she asked as she rested her hand on your hip and got ready to thrust. You nodded your head but that wasn't good enough. “Words baby, words are you ready”  she said as she held your face. “Yes ellie please i'm so ready” you panted, ellie slowly thrusted in until she bottomed out and you were a moaning mess. Ellie pulled out almost all the way and snapped her hips quickly back flush against your ass. The sound was almost vulgar. Ellie reached up to the top of the headboard and held onto it to keep herself steady.

“Youre doing so good for me baby so- fuck- very good holy shit” Ellies thrusts were getting sloppy but she was determined to have you cum first. “Faster Ellie please oh my god I'm so close” you nearly screamed as your nails scratched down Ellies back. You covered your mouth as your moans got louder and louder but Ellie moved your hand away. “It's okay to be as loud as you want no one lives on this floor but me” she said while panting. She knew you were close because it was getting harder for her to thrust into you. 

She brought her hand down to rub your clit in tight circles and that's what sent you over the edge. “Holy fuck ellie im gonna cum- im gonna fucking cum” you yelled as you squirted all over her strap and her lower tummy and thighs. “Such a good girl for me you're gonna make me fucking cum” Ellie said in the same moment she came from the harness bumping and rubbing against her clit. 

Ellie pulled out of you slowly and threw her strap off and laid down next to you in the bed. The two of you were trying to catch your breath. “You still want that tea?” Ellie asked as she stood up. You nodded your head yes and Ellie left the room.

‘You sent $50’ 

'This is totally like a walk of fucking shame’

‘HA I FUCKING KNEW IT’

[seokluvs]

keep you company ❀ h.bn // n.kd

pairing : bestfriend!brian x afab!reader x bestfriend!kamden

warnings : SMUT!! MDNI!! use of 🍃(smoking not mentioned), threesome, nipple sucking, use of pet names (baby, princess) cumming inside, unprotected sex (wrap it up jinjja), cum eating, tongue fucking, oral (m&f receiving), deep throat, squirting, doggystyle, reader is overworked — i think that’s all?? lmk if i missed anything

wc : 1,442 words

authors note : this might be THE worst thing i’ve ever written.. sorry about that im like half asleep my bad 😣😣 barely proofread tell me if my grammar sucks pls

much like everyone else in the world, work had always been apart of your life. however, sometimes you’d wonder if it was just a bit… too much.

looking over at the digital clock, you dropped your pen to bury your face in your hands. all of your pent up frustration finally being let out as you screamed into your palms

it was currently 10:47p.m., not a horrible time to be up working, so why were you so irritated? simply because, you had been writing reports for your stupid boss for the past 2 hours and you weren’t even halfway done.

looking over at the pile of untouched files, you silently cursed at your employer for not sharing the workload with your other colleagues. i mean, being work oriented had it’s pros, but seemingly, the cons always outweighed them.

i mean why should YOU have to do everything? from always writing daily reports to fixing your colleagues mistakes, the burden always found its way on your back.

god, you needed a break, an excuse to pull you out of your misery, just something to take your mind off of-

DING

pulling you out of your trance, the doorbell rang. who could possibly be at your door so late?

getting up from the dining room chair, you jogged over to the front door before checking through the peephole.

“of course” you muttered to yourself, a slight smile creeping onto your face as you recognised the two silhouettes.

opening the door, the two tall men holding grocery bags and pizza boxes were revealed. god, that really was the perfect timing ever.

“my knights in shining armour, what are you doing here so late?” you questioned, gesturing them to enter your slightly messy home.

“we figured you needed a break… and we were right.. it’s depressing in here” the older one spoke as he took his coat off and walked over to clean up your dining table.

“we also brought pizza, snacks… and weed” the taller one said as he followed suit, a mischievous smile painting his face as the last words left his mouth

kamden and brian had always been there for you. they could tell when something was up even before you let it loose, and although them showing up didn’t surprise you, it still tugged at your heartstrings.

grabbing the pizza boxes and bags from the taller one, you headed over to the kitchen to place everything as you spoke.

“you guys don’t know how much i needed this.. like actually.. i was going fucking crazy” you said, emphasising the word “crazy”

“oh we know.. you’ve been cooped up in your house all week” kamden spoke as he finished cleaning up your dining table. “but, it’s time to let loose and have a little fun”

looking up from the snacks, you saw him hold up a small baggie with weed while grinning, this was gonna be a great night.

as the minutes slowly turned into hours, the weed took over your mind and you had gotten quite a bit more loose lipped as the joint finally died out in the hazy atmosphere.

“you know what’s so annoying?” the boys looked over at you as you slurred over your words. “work. i haven’t had any time to myself, or for anyone. hell, i can’t even remember the last time i’ve been fucked, besides by those stupid reports!” the frustration was evident in your voice.

for a quick moment, the boys leaned over to exchange a glance before the younger spoke up

“you know.. if you’re that frustrated, we can help you out..” looking back and forth at them, you were slightly confused at his proposal.

“what?” you questioned, clearly missing something. are they serious? is the weed playing tricks on you? are you going insane? why are you so turned on right now?

“you heard us.. come on.. it’ll be fun.” the older one said, his fingers slowly grazing at your bare knee.

now usually, you would’ve second guessed something like this. i mean who just agrees to having sex with their best friends? that’s weird, right?

but as the emptiness in your brain took over, you found yourself sitting in between them, slowly being undressed and teased.

brian’s hands were eager to tug your shirt off while kamden positioned your face in front of his. attaching his lips to yours, the kiss felt electric — sending a jolt deep to your core.

as brian attached his pretty lips to your right nipple, sucking on the sensitive bud, you moaned at the contact, giving kamden perfect entry to stick his tongue in your mouth.

as your tongues fought for dominance, brian’s digits found their way down to your inner thighs, slowly lifting your shorts to caress small circles in a teasing manner. the overwhelming sensation of everything had you dizzy and dripping wet.

at that point, you couldn’t contain your sounds anymore. whimpering into kamden’s lips like it was a prayer, he snaked his hand up to your neck, applying just enough pressure to drive you insane.

brian removed his lips from your nipple and kneeled on the floor. breaking your kiss, you look down at him, eyes glistening up at you as he toyed with the hem of your shorts.

“can i eat you out baby?” he asked, his tone light and teasing.

nodding along, you looked back at kamden who was now kneeling on the couch.

grabbing at his own hardened member through his jeans, he spoke up in a raspy tone

“want something else in your mouth, princess?”

not even giving physical confirmation, your hands immediately undid his belt, stopping in your tracks when you felt brian’s lips attach to your sensitive bud.

dropping your hands from kamden’s jeans, your fingers laced brian’s hair as he looked up at you with innocent eyes.

the feeling was heavenly and sent you into a trance of squirming and whimpering.

suddenly, you felt a hand near your face. snapping you out of your daze, kamden guided your lips to latch onto his aching cock. he was girthy and leaking in precum, it was obvious what the sounds you were making did to him.

taking his tip into your mouth, you swirled your tongue across his glans, which earned you a guttural moan from him. taking his shirt off, he gently took your hair into a ponytail and eased more of his cock into your mouth.

as you bobbed your head onto his length, brian’s tongue found your hole, fucking itself into you as his thumb rubbed quick circles on your clit.

moaning on his dick, kamden’s actions became rougher, grabbing at your head and forcing you to deepthroat his cock before mouth fucking you at a desperate pace.

removing his hardened length from your mouth, he gave it a few pumps before speaking up

“knees. now.”

as kamden spoke, brian removed his lips from your leaking cunt to reveal his glistening chin. letting out a dissatisfied groan from the loss of friction, you complied and got onto your knees, ass facing kamden.

brian undressed and sat in front of you, his long thin cock springing into the air as his angry leaking tip greeted you.

without warning, kamden gave your ass a harsh slap before roughly inserting his thick cock into your leaking hole.

gasping at the sudden friction, you gave brian the perfect opportunity to shove his length into your mouth, immediately fucking himself down your throat.

while you were gagging on his cock, you felt kamden’s hand rubbing on your clit as his balls slapped against your cunt.

in that moment, you were so overstimulated from brian throat fucking you and kamden slamming his cock into you, that you didn’t even realise you started to squirt on kamdens dick.

the stimulation of your warm liquid hitting his lower torso sent him over the moon and he was quick to cum, still thrusting deep inside of you while he shot his ropes of cum into your aching cunt.

as for brian, he was almost there. collecting yourself, you bobbed your head down onto his cock, mostly focusing on tonguing at his tip while your hands rubbed his balls.

after two more minutes of him fucking himself into your throat, his cock twitched and he came in your mouth. looking up at him, you stuck your tongue out to show him the mess he made before swallowing it and giving him a small smile.

as you all sat there for a moment, the pleasure seeped in and you let out a soft giggle.

god, you were so happy that they decided to keep you company.

[sirsealery]

mentioned this a bit at the bottom of some comment thread in one of my hunger games fics and figured i might expand on it a bit here? to see what other people have to say, i think. sotr spoilers !!

fyi im wearing a homemade lorax costume right now as im typing this. happy world book day!

so, anyways, i wanna talk about the careers. i wouldnt call myself a career fan or lover, and frankly i dont have much love for any of the careers in the series, especially in the first book and sotr. the only exceptions are finnick and annie (and i suppose mags? is she a career?) because theyre written as actual people. which leads me to my first point, which is that so often, theyre just so cartoonishly evil. they remind me so much of those disney channel bullies but take it up a notch. they kill people instead of shoving them into lockers or flushing their face in the toilet. but like with the same energy and the annoying jock voice you know what i mean?? lmao

and i mean i get it. in the first book theyre like the main antagonists and we're not spending more than a couple of pages with them, so they dont need to be all that fleshed out. which is totally fine, i dont care, but in some of the other books? in sunrise, where silka is actively trying to be humanized? to me, it fell very, very flat. i felt absolutely nothing reading about her eat chocolate and cry at the foot of the tree. and panache being a cato 2.0 kind of annoyed me. i get it! dumb brutes exist, but how are there so many of them? i dont think ive ever met a single person like this. ever. i dont know though, maybe my experience isnt universal. maybe in other parts of the world there are plenty of laughably stupid hunks. basically all of the careers are complete idiots, just running around and stabbing babies.

okay now what i really wanted to talk about after ranting a bit. sorry gang. i wanna talk about how sad the career existence is. i mean, theyre needlessly brutal and mean. but they were also raised this way? id love for someone more articulate than me to talk about this too. i had a thought a while ago kinda comparing the careers to like .. the people who peaked in high school? id love to have an exploration of the career experience, either an essay or fanfiction (lmk if theres any youve found !!) cuz like .. of course youre bringing honor and glory not only to yourself but also your whole district, patriotism and all that. but i wonder if its still the same once you start killing kids? i mean its basically a given that theyre pretty desensitized to violence, gore and death at the point where they volunteer for the games, but i dont think its quite the same when youre actually like .. doing it??

and when you go home, youre celebrated and praised, but only like until someone new wins, which is next year. and theres gonna be the trauma of the games and potentially life altering injuries and while in the other districts theres some kind of sympathy for victors, but since in the career districts they idolize it, theres not really any/as much i think?? i imagine itd be really weird to work your whole life, achieve your goals, and then come to the realization that you basically have no purpose now but to watch kids under your care die and hope that at least one of them will survive. i wonder if thats why some of the careers in catching fire were so eager to rejoin the games? since its all theyre known for and theyve had nothing for the last like 10-20 years and they want a shot to do what theyre best at again? relive their glory days or whatever? im honestly not sure, but i think its worth thinking about. thanks gang 🙏

[slaaverin]

ok, Im in with my Jikook prediction. Them living together is not even a prediction anymore, Im just waiting for their joint live, or JKs live interrupted by JM, I mean we all know JK built this fortress for them.

Sorry, I got sidetracked, anyway! I think that we wont get any BTS content as far as new album, world tour or sth like that this year. (With Jin and his world tour etc, I mean finally some concerts in Europe, Bh/Hybe finally remembered that Europe exists!) They might give us a RUN BTS episodes so that we can see them alltogether again.

As far as Jikook is concerned I would think they want to do more AYS, I mean they sort of promised 12 more seasons. And what would be greater than travelling Jikook style after mandatory MS? So yeah, thats my prediction for them. Busan maybe? Thailand? Australia? Europe, anyone? (They both shot their mv in Hungary so...)

But whatever they decide to do or not, they will have my full support and my heart - I just want to see them! All happy and giggly and in love!

Yess 👏🏻

I also think this fortress mansion is for two.

But they have to find a way to keep it private since it's already a tourist and fan attraction so I wonder if Jimin will actually be comfortable with this. I believe he may keep his own place just in case he wants to retreat sometimes.

No, clearly no new BTS album or tour this year - they need time. But maybe this would be the opportunity for Jungkook to do a solo tour before the end of the year? I'm sure he wants to but we'll have to see if it can fit into the schedule. (Glad they remembered Europe so it means there's a small chance Jungkook might come too 🥹)

RUN BTS for sure. But I also saw many people speak about Bon Voyage and if they indeed do it, I'm not certain jikook would make an AYS season the same year. Maybe rather in 2026 at a point where schedule calms down. But if no Bon Voyage is planned and it's another ITS, then perhaps AYS might still happen. It's true that it would be best to make AYS before the time next year where BTS schedule as a group will really pick up. Ahhh we'll see how it goes

I secretely wish for AYS this summer and then an AYS early 2026 😂

Can we have both? 😌

Ah you're right. I know many people have predictions intuitions and expectations but in the end who caaaaares! They will both be here and we will love seeing them happy and in love no matter what they end up doing 🥹 but it's fun to guess since we're bored while they're gone 😂 it would be so funny if something came out that nobody, absolutely nobody expected and blows out everything out of the park (side-eyeing keep going) WHICH COULD HAPPEN? At first we had no idea about AYS! I'll be happy to be surprised 😂

can't wait to find out 💜

Thanks and take care anon 🫂

[0viraptoraskblog]

hiiii!!! do u have any headcanons for what happens after the you ran away together ending with celia?? like what does celia and mcs daily life look like? where do they live? just ANYTHING PLEASE IM STARVING FOR CELIA CONTENT AHHHHHHHHHHH

i'd just LOVEEEE to hear about your wonderful thoughts!!!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

(Ask from Gato)

Going off of that; Celia would definitely view you as more of an equal. She might even be thankful for you, since she finally feels alive in her repetitive life. You two would have to rush out of town. You’d take her car, and whatever you can grab on the way out, but you need to start running. Once you’re far enough out of town you would probably stay the night somewhere to plan your next move.

The daily routine depends on what route you guys take. Are you going far away to settle down together? Are you in for a life of crime? Did you get new identities, or trust that you could just run away? Anything could happen; but the main thing to remember is that you’re a team now.

I think eventually you’d end up living somewhere high end; even on the run, Celia doesn’t want to downsize too much from what she used to have. She definitely transferred her money to a new account before her husband/the police could cut her off. If you decide to work instead of stealing, you might end up working the same job- maybe you’re her assistant or something.

I have a post I’m working on of some general Celia headcanons too, so that’s coming soon!

I actually have a drabble written somewhere of what happens immediately after you guys flee, but it’s not great(?) I don’t know, maybe I’ll spruce it up and post it someday if anyone’s interested. It is pretty short though.

[thatspurgatory]

OKAY FUCK DRAWING IM GONNA DEVELOP THE AMNESIA AU

//amnesia, gaslighting, just toxic yandere behavior

I do like the idea of people somehow discovering Silver is the son of Dawn Knight and Queen Leah and being the focus of attacks. He thought he was being injured for defending Malleus and that actually the person wanted to hurt Malleus instead of him, which isn't the case.

He gets hit by an amnesia spell, and the last thing he can see is his father coming up to him after defeating whoever was fighting Silver.

When he wakes up, the first he sees is this black and pink haired man throwing himself on him and hugging him, followed by some green haired guy starting to scold him for being so reckless. But all Silver can respond is, "Who are you? Why am I here?"

After the initial shock, Lillia ( who's very devastated to know his own son, doesn't remember a single thing about him, not even by telling him who he was) and Sebek go inform Malleus about the situation. Malleus was initially sad to know what happened to Silver... to think he probably doesn't remember Malleus either leaves him with a bitter taste on his mouth. However, he thinks it's better not to tell Silver everything, not even about his job as a bodyguard, as the amount of information he would get could stress him and not only but his duty might burden him when he needs to take time to rest.

Malleus and Lillia are very sure this attack was personal towards Silver, so while he rests, Lillia will look a way of regaining his son memories while Malleus investigates what the motive of the attack was ... he might as well need that person alive for now.

It's weird to Malleus, though, since Silver doesn't know about his duty and treats Malleus the same way he would treat a friend, even though he's more polite as Silver obviously knows he's a prince. It reminds him of simpler times when Silver was just the boy he used to visit every now and then, who loved to play with him, who didn't keep Malleus at a distance because of their roles.

Maybe Silver should stay not knowing this part. He can know everything but this, actually.

Malleus craves Silver's affection more than he knew, actually. He never knew how good it would be that they could hold hands, that Silver gets to talk to him about his problems (especially the amnesia) while Malleus listens and comforts him, that they even get to hug now... he doesn't want to let Silver go to being a retainer.

He can never return to the past now. Malleus doesn't want to feel so lonely anymore. He wants Silver close by his side, like a lover, not a guard.

Well, a little lie wouldn't hurt, would it? He did tell Lillia and Sebek to keep quiet about Silver's retainer job... it wouldn't hurt to tell Silver that he wasn't a body guard at all. After all, didn't that job hurt him? Malleus didn't need Silver's protection, but Silver DOES need Malleus to protect him at all times.

That mindset would worsen once Malleus found that Silver is being targeted for being Dawn's son. Ah, he gets too worried about him 24/7, and no one but Malleus is trustable enough to be so close to Silver, well, except Lillia and Sebek, he guesses. One more lie is fine. Those friends Silver had didn't want his good anyway, so even if Malleus did make some things up, he was right to do so.

The orders have changed now, and now they can't let Silver leave. What if he gets hurt so badly again? What if someone truly powerful is after him? Only Malleus can protect him. Not anyone else is capable of doing so. He tells Lillia that he doesn't need to look for a cure for Silver. They can just tell him everything. With the exception of that one information, of course. Lillia accepts it... maybe it's for the better that Silver doesn't know.

Ah, Malleus loves how Silver trusts him.

That's why he tells him they were lovers in the past, no more guard and prince history, that wasn't doing any good for both of them. They are lovers, always were, don't you trust Malleus to tell you the truth, Silver? It isn't good to worry about nothing at all? To just remain in the castle and love Malleus?

Silver doesn't need to know. After all, if he knew, Malleus would erase his memories once more again. That's the only way to save them both from a horrible path.

//yeah fuck the plot of the original game lol I just like the dialogues from Toma since they are very yandere!Malleus TO ME!!

"Are you scared of me?"

"Just like you don't care about my pain, I won't care for yours as well."

"I do everything to keep you safe, and yet you still escape."

I may have get some dialogues wrong BUT YOU GET THE VIBES

[fee-phy-fo-fum]

crab yeah linguistics post!! i forever regret my decision to take econs over lit or linguistics in high school, i think languages are so cool.

(okay yeah the classroom place is where the name mention was. i thought it existed somewhere but could not for the life of me find it or remember where it could have even remotely been)

oh but the L/R thing was deeply interesting to me. immediately tried to test it bc my knee-jerk instinct was "no, i definitely do both" and then promptly forgot every word that ever existed with an L/R sound. result: inconclusive, i cant think of any R-sounding words in chinese to compare sounds with the L-ones. im sure they must exist though. i think in general i do tend to conflate L/R sounds together? but like. in the direction of Rs arent. real. probably an accent thing

also. i completely forgot people make names in other languages when in different environments. head in hands. i should know this. which. actually if i think ab it. weird! why do english speakers keep trying to use my chinese name and chinese speakers keep trying to use my english name.

anyway!! i do love the idea of odile and siffrin bonding over that!! the dissonance between the face and the name and you're not from here but on paper it might look it until they see you. also what. dont tell me ive been pronouncing siffrin wrong too. T.T

hi! :) its headcanon thursday! 

i’ve recently found out i’ve been saying odile wrong this entire time, because apparently “oh-deal” is french and technically correct for a vaugardian name. and it’s not “oh-dial” (a la croc-odile) like i’ve been saying this whole time. 

anyway following that train of thought. you know that thing where like. you have a name in a language you do not speak, but its your parents', and so you say it wrong but its the only way you know how to say it, because that's how people around you say it in their language, in their accent? even if your parents still say it right. even if they try to teach you. but the people who know that language your name is in? they can tell you’re saying it wrong. most of them won’t try to correct you because, honestly, how rude is it to correct someone on how to pronounce their own name?? but you can hear it in the way they struggle to pronounce it the way you do, the way you know it's supposed to be pronounced but can't.

so, even if oh-deal is the correct way of pronouncing it because french, h/c that odile does not in fact pronounce it that way because yes her name is vaugardian, but her dad isn’t, and neither were the people around her while she was young. she grows up learning to speak it a different way. not even necessarily like. croc-odile. just different. 

and people in ka bue pronounced it wrong and she, too, knows its pronounced wrong, she just doesnt know how to make it work. and her vaugardian name may have been a source of alienation between her and her peers in ka bue, but her ka buen pronunciation of her name in itself is a source of alienation between her and the people in vaugarde. 

something about distances that can never be truly breached and molding yourself to fit whatever box that you think people have set out for you. 

(this, ofc, assumes that odile went by. well. odile. in ka bue. i dont remember if its mentioned anywhere if she is. but assuming that!!)

omg hiii headcanon thursday!!

this ask is soooo fun! but so unfortunate. you've activated my trap card. i'm a linguist. ohhh boy

this is an issue of phonetics being specific to languages, or, more specifically, language families. what that means is that a person born in italy and raised hearing, speaking and using italian in everyday life might not have as much issue learning the correct pronunciation of spanish because the phonetic profile of those two languages is not that distinct (tho small differences in words spelled the same like "dulce" might trip you up). most phonemes present in one are going to be familiar to the native speaker of the other because both spanish and italian are romance languages

this is not the case for, again as an example, an italian speaker suddenly attempting to learn hungarian or german. the sounds used in the languages are just different and neither your brain nor your body (i.e. your tongue and/or larynx) know how to accommodate it. i've actually had first-hand experience with this when learning english - the 'TH' sound especially. it's not present in my native language so it was causing me trouble, and for a long time my brain just rounded it up to either a 't' or an 'f'. i probably wouldn't have grasped it had it not been for the fact i've been learning english for the majority of my life

(this is why it's good to teach kids languages - their brains aren't that set in their ways yet and have enough memory space to encode this better. this talk of kids being like sponges with languages has a lot of credence!)

when it comes to odile, if her name were to be pronounced differently in ka bue, it would probably would be less o-dial and more the way it's suggested in the JP translation, オディール, so o-dī-ru. that's because asian languages don't really have an "L" sound and they conflate it with "R". they're also ruled by syllables more than singular letters, so it's hard to finish a word without a vowel at the end, unless the sound there is nasal or glottal. if that was the name she used in ka bue, i can imagine it being pronounced like that

and while i think odile wouldn't outright pronounce it that way especially after learning enough vaugardian to be fluent, it wouldn't surprise me if she pronounced it more akin to o-dirr, again, because of that L/R discrepancy. it'd probably frustrate her a lot that she can't just make her tongue shift in her mouth the way she wants it to to pronounce it in a way indistinguishable to a native speaker

we do however get the detail that she has more names than just odile - it's a conversation in the classroom by the student list, i think. and this made me think of how many people with, for example, chinese names, who function within a predominantly english-speaking environment, adopt english names for themselves to make the matter of communicating less complicated. it could very well be the case of odile taking on this name down the line, as part of her efforts to reconnect with the vaugardian half of her heritage

a fun consequence of this would be odile and siffrin being able to bond over picking names typical for vaugarde despite obviously and visibly not being from there. because yeah, in canon siffrin's name is not pronounced the way you would in english either!

gosh this got long!! so sorry! but it was just really fun to ponder this []~(￣▽￣)~* thank you for the ask, xen!!

[love-fireflysong]

I'm just saying you guys, if you're a fanfic author and you're going through a rough period where you keep feeling like your writing is shit and awful and just absolute garbage, just reread your own work.

You don't even have to look at the comments if you're going through a particularly nasty patch where you're convinced everyone is just lying and was only saying nice things to spare your feelings. Just reread the fic itself. It'll change your mind so quick I promise.

There's seriously nothing quite like clicking on what is *your* most popular fic and going 'Oh. I get it now. I think I understand why other people actually like this one so much holy shit'.

[dreamsy990]

drew some of my fav ody designs! wasnt originally meant to be also replicating the styles but thats sort of just how my brain works. except i didnt copy the lineart styles of anyone here so its DEFINITELY a bit uncanny for a couple of these (LOOKING AT YOU QINNY IM SO SORRY) but whatever

the designs featured here (from left to right) belong to: me, @gigizetz, @neal-illustrator, @irunaki, @bigidiotenergytm, @qinnyanimation, and @foopsie-daisy

[visiblesneker]

Want to add onto this

I get why many people, in this fandom see how Kai and nya act towards eachother and think it’s “fun sibling bickering” because their primarily still teenagers and they don’t actually know what it’s like to have a sibling when your both adults

But as an adult who’s older sister is also an adult we do not talk like that. Every adult pair of siblings I have meet ALWAYS say that at one point they realize they’re adults and stop bickering. Yes we still annoy eachother sometimes but there is a mutual understanding that we are both mature enough to be able to do things ourselves and handle issues on our own.

I have not meet a single adult who tags along on their also adult sibling dates. I have not meet a single adult who needs to be babysat by their sibling unless they are a very clear man child. Healthy adult siblings don’t constantly ignore the others issues and rarely take them seriously.

And I guess this might be a hot take considering how the fandom reacted last time someone tried to point out misogyny in dr but I feel like reducing Nya down to “only cares about jay” and “has to baby sit Kai the whole time” is not any better then how she was treated in the early seasons. I let it pass when they turned Nya’s greatest fear from something all about her to her man because I wanted to believe it was just nya missing jay. But after Dr Im now noticing that they are reducing Nya to the “responsible mother” of the group and the fandom is eating it up. Guys I thought we all agreed that reducing Nya to the responsible one is just as misogynistic as reducing her to the damsel in distress what the fuck happened.

!! DR SEASON 3 SPOILERS BELOW !!

Do njnjago writers genuinely just like get scared whenever they do something right and rush to ruin it. I don't understand how we can go from the characterization of Kai we had in s1 (where he was still reckless and a little impulsive but he could focus on what was important and because he is a GROWN ADULT MAN he had learned ways to cope with stress that were healthy)

To the characterization in s3 where he is just a massive manchild and nothing else. Through the whole of 10 episodes. The only thing they did with him that I liked was the game thing to get Jay back and even then man he was written so weirdly during parts of that

[gcballet]

Red Dwarf as tweets/textposts pt.7

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[jasperthejester]

me: finally accepting theres a good chance im autistic and starting to work up the courage to ask my parents to see if i could get a diagnoses but being scared to

my mom: do you ever think you have adhd? if you want to do a screening for add next time your at the doctors you can

me: