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All the bats bite people. Every one of them. Even bat adjacents. It's the biggest threat to their secret identities, but they just can't stop.

Look me in the eyes and tell me that 10 year old Bruce Wayne wouldn't bite an old woman who made a shitty comment about his mother. That Dick and Jason didn't do the same.

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what if Damian wasn’t sent to Bruce by Talia and instead decided to do a bit of early child-rebellion by running away to him himself. Talia, pissed off but too busy dealing with uprisings in the league to go track him down herself, calls up the person Damian is most likely to listen to other than her; his brother, who she trusts to keep him safe.

the thing is, Jason is 1: busy with his own missions atm 2: was also once a rebellious little asshole who liked to run away from home. he was Damian’s tutor once, he knows the kid can handle himself and he also knows if he CAN’T handle something he’ll contact Jason for help. he knows this because about a week before Talia called him, Damian called him.

Jason, phone balanced between his ear and shoulder: what do you want, i’m undercover

Damian: i require money for a fake passport.

Jason:

Jason, letting go of the guy he was beating up: alright you have my attention.

Damian: i am running away from home. i wish to do something ‘for the lore’ like the stories you used to tell me as a child.

Jason:

Jason ‘i’m going to ethiopia’ Todd: there’s some stuff in the fake panel under my bed. don’t tell me where you’re going, i don’t want to be complicit when Talia calls. also don’t die, because if you do i’m gonna make you eat dirt once you get out of the pit.

Damian: understood. if i am about to die, i shall call again.

Jason: have fun kiddo.

so Jason tells Talia he’ll ‘keep an eye out for any leads’ and then goes back to his normal business. league missions, his own missions, some outlaw shit, and eventually he ends up crime lording it up in Gotham. he’s a little confused when Tim Drake is seen swinging around as Red Robin rather than just Robin, but he got over his obsession with the Robin shit a while ago, so he ignores it.

until he runs into Batman and Robin. and there isn’t a mask in the fucking world that could hide his kid brother’s face from him.

Red Hood:

Robin:

Red Hood:

Robin:

Batman: why are you two staring at each other like that. what’s happening.

Robin:

Red Hood: *deep sigh*

Robin: are you going to tell mother-

Red Hood: -when you said ‘like the stories i used to tell you’.

Robin: *looks at the floor*

Red Hood: i did NOT think you meant running to a different country to find your birth parent. you fucking COPIER.

Robin:

Robin: …but you made being Robin sound so cool…

Batman: what the fuck are you two talking about?

Red Hood, pointing: you stay out of this, this is family business.

Batman: ????

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Older Damian from the future for post related reasons: *is wearing glasses*

10yr old Damian: This is outrageous! I am a Wayne! An al Ghul! I would never succumb to such weakness as needing a visual aid!

Older Damian: *so done* Listen, whether you want to admit it or not we are, in fact, a human being. And as such there are only so many concussions we can get before there are consequences.

10yr Old Damian: But father has no such difficulty! And as his son neither should we!

Older Damian: Father is a lying little bitch that secretly wears contacts like the coward he is.

Bruce: *has been outed*

10yr old Damian: *shocked Pikachu face*

Older Damian: *smirks* And besides. Its not like I need to keep up the appearance of being invincible. I'm not even a vigilante anymore. I'm a doctor.

10yr old Damian: *demonic screaming*

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Dick having to deal with Bruce dying is always going to be so tragic because how do you grieve the person that you were only met in the first place because of death? How do you grieve the person who grieved with you and who taught you how to turn that anger into hope? How do you grieve the only person you felt truly understand your loss? How do you dress up in your father’s clothing and act like you have been him all along and manage to grieve him? How—

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Jason, talking about his siblings: We’ve got

Jason, about Dick: Daddy issues

about Tim: Daddy issues

about Duke: Chaos junkie

about Cass: Mommy issues

about Steph: More daddy issues

about Damian: Obnoxious asshole issues

Jason: And Babs!

Jason: …Babs seems kind of weirdly self-actualized actually

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Uh lesbians

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Dick, age nine, doing a cartwheel into a flip to enter the kitchen:

Alfred, having a heart attack while also feeling weirdly proud: he really is our little acrobat

Dick, the little shit that he is:

Don’t you mean…acrorobin?

Dick finds this so funny that he will, without fail, quote it in the middle of patrol when it gets silent.

Every. Time.

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“Technically you’re both easy-to-kill Robin.” Ok Tim lets calm down now 😭

Comic: Robin War #1 (2015)

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Remember when Batman basically psychologically tortured Jason, and Dick beat the shit out of him? He even disconnected him from all his tech so he couldn’t call on the Batmobile to escape. He has such a reputation for being kind but he’s terrifying when pissed off. Don’t fuck with him.

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Most random moments

(because they are my favorites)

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Duke insulting Jason Todd for no reason oh Duke nation we are so back

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4 random moments

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i love bat/birdflash sm

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Bat’s kiddos :]

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he really needed that hug ( ཀ͝ ∧ ཀ͝ )

Inspired by this wholesome video from

@ lifeisgoodco (on instagram)

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stop no can i join you????

I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.