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theyanderespecialist · 4 months ago

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Base Yandere 2p America Headcanons: His Doll (Hetalia)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one is with 2p America and I hope that you enjoy this chapter here!]

(Disclaimer 1: 2p America is not a canon or official character in the Hetalia universe. He is a fanbase made character and these are the main traits that the community has given him for the most part (Edited)

Disclaimer 2: 2p America is not yandere in canon, since he is a fanbase he can be made yandere, but for the most part he is not. This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Simping for fictional characters is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you! HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!)

-Base Yandere Headcanons With 2p America From Hetalia-

.2p America is a punk and bag guy to his core, you could even call him the Villain.

.He loves baseball and LOVES his baseball bat that has nails in it and blood on it.

.He is a major flirt and he flirts with you a lot!

.Because you are the person that he loves the most.

.He would shamelessly flirt with you and hit on you, even if you turn him down every time he is not going to give up.

.Of course, if he is horny enough he will look for someone else if you keep turning him down and fuck them, just to take the edge off.

.He is a diehard vegan and would not take kindly to someone putting any animal product in his foods or drinks.

.He would not want to kiss you after you eat meat, saying that is gross, though he would still kiss you even if you did cause the urge to fuck his darling is more than his die-hard veganism.

.He would 100 percent be a bad influence on you, bringing out your bad side with ease.

.When he gets drunk he ends up drunk texting you asking why do you not love him.

.He is low key a needy little fuck that loves you so much and as a yandere, he is greedy for your attention.

.He wants to be the one and only person you focus on, he can get downright nasty with anyone that steals your attention from him.

.He has a huge temper and his yandere side would make him beat up anyone who checks you out and maybe even kill them.

.He would kill his rivals, after torturing them of course.

.He would beat them blood, dry, and then bloody again.

.Of course, he would do that to all his rivals because he is a sadist and unfortunately, that ends up dripping on you a bit.

.He can be sometimes an irrational yandere, in which if more guys are checking you out that he would blame you for leading them on and being a fucking tease.

.He might even punish you, or worse lose his temper and smack you with an open palm.

.That is because of his very bad temper and he has to work on it a lot.

.He would of course instantly feel so much fucking regret and spill you, we have to remember he is a 2p which means he is insane and a murderer.

.He would never actually want to hurt you outside a punishment and he would hate himself for it, but sadly it might happen again.

.This man seriously needs a whole bunch of therapy and anger management.

.He would also of course call you doll, dollface, babe, and sugar. (Yes even if you are a masc)

.He is the type of yandere that is so easily jealous that it is ridiculous.

.He also is the type of yandere that does not share.

.It is almost like you are his favorite shiny toy and there is NO WAY he is sharing with anyone.

.He may even lock your pretty little butt up. Making sure that you can never ever leave him and that no other man or woman or whatever (his words not mine) can even look at you, let alone take you away from him.

.He would confess over and over and over, with the most shameless flirting and most of the time saying stuff like "You wanna fuck!?"

.He really has no class, but finally, when he gets serious about it he confesses to you with all his heart and that is bad if you turn him down.

.If accept his love he will fist-bump the air and go "Fuck yeah!"

.If you turn him down, get ready for a bat with nails in it to your head, he is not taking no for an answer and is kidnapping your ass.

.Also he cusses a lot, so there is that lol.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this and stay sexy all of my sexy muffins!]

#yandere #yandere 2p america #yandere 2p hetalia #yandere hetalia #yandere headcanons #headcanon #hetalia #2p hetalia #2p america #2p america x reader #reader #gender neutral reader

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j0jorocity · 4 months ago

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NICHOLAS BRAGINSKY (2P Russia)

Meaning of name: Named after Tsar Nicholas II Nicknames: Pimp Nicholas (don’t ask about the context) Age: 28 Height: 6’0 Weight: 178 lbs (80 kg) Personality/Background: An autocrat at heart, Nicholas appears to be similar to his 1P—crazy. But Ivan is childishly cruel, and doesn’t always know what he’s doing is wrong. Nicholas knows very well what he does to people, how he makes them suffer, and takes great joy in it.

When he was younger, he didn’t want anything to do with his sisters. Unlike his 1P, he wasn’t raised in the woods and was practically born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he was just… naive. Easy to manipulate. As he’s gotten older, Nicholas has realised he’s most similar Katya (2P Ukraine). He learned most of his survival skills from her—how to lie, how to deceive, how to get his way in general—Nicholas appreciates her greatly for this. 2P Lithuania, Kęstutis, quite frankly, hates Katya for this.

He has a thing for 2P America. It’s just.. extremely onesided.

@lightworknoreaction @yanmunchymochi are you guys happy now

(This has been done for a while now, I just wanted to brainstorm on the other 2p allies. Honestly I seriously doubt if I’ll expand on them more, much less give them cards, but I’ll try to post some headcanons for them every now and then)

(I don’t ship RusAme, I actually kind of dislike it, but 2P RusAme….)

(It’s onesided as fuck anyway as long as Nicholas doesn’t get love I’m fine with it. When I post more stuff about him you guys will see what a terrible person he actually is lol)

#hetalia #2p hetalia #2ptalia #jojo’s 2ptalia #2ptalia ccs #2p russia

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hellonerf · 7 months ago

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OHH same anon as lasg time!!! now rhat we have confirmation of relationships can we maybe get a list of em?

OK... i will try my best... keep in your mind i am ame guy i always think about ame its a torturous existence but i will use this opportune to explain my 2ptalia. i wont make a list cz thats hard so i'll just write as much as i can. long paragraphs here we go

2p fra and 2p eng live in the manor and he's the head of the household there (of like two people lol). 2p eng plays the role of a stay at home mother and 2p fra the father. years back meri and nada lived there as the kids. 2p eng likes playing house but he wants full control of the house so its suffocating for the others. meri especially had always needed particular kinds of help and rejected alot of 2p england's ways. but 2p eng was also very particular about things so they clashed really badly. 2p eng fed him shit like human meat idk how to fit this in but this old 2p thing is so funny to me i have to keep it anyways that was a thing meri was kind of the problem child there. 2p eng did not like meri lol but it was under layers of strange lying and false affections

nada was like... a lying kid he'd just go with what was told of him quietly and kind of halfassedly to get things done. but he also would try to cool down situations to keep himself and meri safe. he fed meri wild berries or whatever other foods that meri wouldn't get sick from and puke out so he didn't end up seriously malnourished... a good older brother. if not a little aloof. (and meri could be difficult sometimes because. you know. obviously. and nada didnt always know how to respond to him properly). he is all annoyed by meri Now bcz of how clingy and needy he is and how meri seems to want him to prioritize his needs over nada's own. meri doesn't intend this but nada to him is someone who'd never drop him anyways and meri wants to feel whatever counts as happy at the moment (does whatever he wants lol).

2p fra is useless husband lol ok but he is a sad sad guy and he doesnt gaf anymore and just stays in the manor and during the brothers childhood mostly turned the other way. he can garden tho theres that! also 2p eng can actually cook he just does shit but he can cook well. hes demanding of his husband and purposefully difficult sometimes... likes testing him.

nada and 2p eng's relationship is a lot better but nada holds his tongue a lot anyways. they get along pretty okay and meri is like im really chill about that (not really)(but well nada likes me more than him anyways... he'll always take my side no matter what he tells england...). meri thinks 2p fra hates him too but 2p fra doesnt he just doesnt gaf about those damn kids. after meri and nada ran away 2p fra was like well i guess this family doesnt really have kids anymore. and 2p eng waslike no they just left for college. (2p fra: college doesnt exis.t.. okay). now meri and nada adventures the small deserted world they live in on a shitty motorcycle doing errands and jobs for people.

now for other guys. 2p ita is an asshole to like everyone but he gets things done. he keeps things in line in most of the area though some people dont listen to him even if he threatens them. he's pretty aware of whats his strengths and what isnt so hes calculating about who and how he exerts control... hes the one who figured out the very faraway portal door to 1p world. he lives in a long asymmetric tower that looks like a radio tower... 2p ger works here for him and basically lives there too. 2p ger is a kind of mechanic thats weirdly clumsy but also really good at his work. (2p ger gives us gratuitous fanservice from tripping over lines that werent there previously and 2p ita pops three whole blood vessels at once!) 2p jp is the bodyguard ish. but he kind of hates being under people so he doesnt always listen to his bosses. (2p ita knows how to get him to listen tho even if its a hassle). 2p ita hires meri and nada to do shit sometimes (mostly nada cz meri is worse at listening than him. but meri shows up there anyways so they get to know each other's working styles). they dont like each other but due to a job now 2p ger, meri, and nada all know about the door so he has to figure out to keep them in check about it

2p pru is 2p ger's older brother that was a major deal but lost his whole arm!!! and is now weak and sad. so 2p ger mostly takes care of him and his mechanical arm. 2p ger has little loyalty to people, but he takes care of his brother anyways. he'd probably sell him out lol but then take care of him after anyways.

2p roma is on the radio Oh i forgot to mention everyone has a little walkie talkie or radio that connects to the radio tower and this is like their only source of entertainment (unless germy lets them borrow his shitty laptop) and well communication of sorts. anyways hes on the radio always and has to keep coming up with material and sometimes has to pretend like hes 2p ita when giving announcements... 2p ita thinks hes annoying and thinks whatever "entertainment" he gives on the radio sucks ass but they got each others backs anyways.

2p japan as i said is a kind of bodyguard but he's very protective of his work and also not friendly like at all. 2p chi is not rly his mentor but they keep running into each other anyways. 2p chi is kind of true idgaf guy he lives in one of the houses closer to the radio tower because its convenient and he couldnt care less about the other people around. he keeps a lot of old things in his house like old jewelry old trinkets just old old things of their world. he might've been the one who found the laptop and just gave to it to 2p ger just cz he asked. 2p ger gets his mechanical materials from him because nobody else keeps shit they find cause they suck and are lazy. so germys always like man that guys the best! and 2p japan grits his teeth and stars come out from him gritting his teeth cz of how hard he grit his teeth. 2p chi does not gaf abt 2p japan of course its like a weird beef... he keeps the old trinkets because its useful and he might find a thing or two that makes his life more convenient... if not he'll sell or give them away. he listens to the radio and thinks it sucks but not much else to do.

2p spain is a little further away from the radio tower but he's there. he lives in someplace that looks like a church but if you walk in its basic house interior. he is a shit guy but knows and keeps and sells information around here. 2p ita has beef with him for that(but its fine... he's a patient guy... kgh...) and instead of talking directly for managing stuff he just sends 2p roma to do it.(romas like i dont rly wanna... but fine.. cz im just rly charitable...) 2p spain likes throwing glass at people thats just a thing he does. meri and nada doesnt like doing jobs for him but he pays a lot so they do it anyways. 2p ger wouldnt mind working for him but 2p spain doesnt trust his weird mechanics and technology... he does things manually. of course he doesnt know but many things of his house runs on the same mechanics...

2p russia is closer to the radio tower than 2p spain is but relatively not close. he likes keeping the plants and ecosystem in this world alive because nobody else is managing it. (2p fra would but he's in that fuckass manor all the time... this pisses 2p rus alot cz instead of being useful to the environment hes just There). meri has no idea but the only reason there was wild berries all around and various non-meat food is cz of 2p rus. 2p rus barely knows of him tho he just hears abt them like oh those two who would do anything for a little piece of money. 2p russia always has the radio on because information is valuable even if right now its just a shitty improvised soap opera on the radio... he doesnt like other people and only interacts if he must.

aaand i forgot to mention but 2p eng's manor has one singular radio connected to the radio tower but its like always turned off and hidden. 2p eng doesnt like 2p ita and doesnt agree with how he runs things at all and is the one who is most uncooperative with him. thats why 2p eng is really secluded living in the manor... he's the furthest away from the radio tower. 2p ita thinks hes a freak but hes mostly not causing trouble for him so he lets him do whatever that shit is.

#ask #2ptalia #fuck this took a lot #okay here u gooo

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eekykins · 1 year ago

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Hi bestie!! I wanted to get your opinions on some of the hetalia 2ps (mainly the allies) and what you think they’re like

I adore the concept of the 2ps, I think it’s such a silly idea that a lot of the fandom agreed on stuff for them w/ out prompt!! I always love hearing the different ideas or opinions on them :00!!

Hi!! Happily!! Though some I don't really use, I have a slight bit about them! I tend to focus more on England and Japan, but I don't toss out everyone else! But I'll warn, most will mention something about Oliver 😭

2p England - Oliver is my absolute baby, he's become a vital part of me at this point. Though he follows same guidelines as the fandoms' depiction of him, he has... pages of lore I have made for him. Explaining why he does what he does, says what he says, what he wants and how he views things: ex. He hates everyone, he sees no value in any life including his, other than Arthur (his twin) and his partner. Allen and Matt are seen as his sons, but they stopped loving him, so he won't hesitate to dismiss or hurt them. Kuro is a friend, he cares a bit, but not nearly enough to take his feelings into account. To him, if they don't love him after what he's done, they don't deserve the life he provided them. He has a lot of... issues. He's sympathetic, but you still don't like that he's that way. He's capable of care, but just... doesn't. Though, he wasn't always like this... in fact he used to be the opposite until the incident happened that led him down a rabbithole he can never crawl out from. He's bubbly, manipulative, cunning, deceptive, clingy, needy, greedy, intelligent, selfish, and sickeningly affectionate. Severe abandonment issues and has a need to always have attention, or else he starts to get aggressive. Though he sees no value in other's lives, it doesn't mean he goes out of his way to hurt them just because- oh no. He saves that for people who hurt others. Vigilante, you could call him. He has no country power, since he was "too soft" to take anything seriously, so they chose Arthur to be the main one instead of having them both.

2p America - Allen is alright to me, I enjoy him, but I don't tend to use him. Allen is a very liberal man, and extremely stubborn in his beliefs. Vegan, but doesn't force it on others. He often goes out at night to attack people that threaten or harm women, but never shows himself to the ones he helps. Learned that from Oliver. Gets along well with the others, but sees Alfred as an annoying, stupid little cousin that needs scolded all the time. Though, he absolutely despises Oliver with his entire heart. In fact, he wants him dead. He is aware Oliver kept him safe growing up, but he can't forgive him for the secret he kept. Sometimes he gets himself into trouble by giving too much or caring too much about others' feelings, despite how he acts. He's extremely empathetic and patient with people, and fights often with Alfred over how their country is being run.

2p Canada - Matt is quiet and tends to keep to himself, he's confident in his own abilities and sees no need to get attention from others- he knows his worth. He gets used about as much as Allen, since they're usually a pair, much closer than Alfred and Matthew are. Strong, smart, solid. This guy probably built his own house just because he likes doing it. He's not really selfish, but isn't selfless. He's a good median, and is fairly balanced. Has a soft spot for Oliver's sweets, and sees him more as a father than Allen. Doesn't hate him, but doesn't love him as much as he used to, sadly. He's actually quite nice to Matthew and tells him to stop caring about other country's attention, he's a fine guy.

2p France - Not much on him other than he's cold, tired, but not cruel. He's very avoidant and seems to get uncomfortable around Francis, since Francis keeps trying to "brighten him up". Would much rather sit in a quiet room with Matt and embroider or knit, maybe have a glass of wine and go to an art museum. He likes art, a lot, and is often painting alone... and he's quite good at it. Usually calm and a bit snippy with others, he won't apologize but won't keep going, but he is remorseful. He has a lot of back pain which affects his sleep, but doesn't talk much about it. He's a bit afraid of Oliver, and Oliver wants him dead. But he's not sure what he did for Oliver to want that of him... so he just never communicates unless necessary.

2p Russia - I.... actually don't have anything for him. I don't have an opinion on him, he's mostly quiet and serious, straightforward about what he wants. Sorry! I don't really use Russia in general!

2p China - I don't use him much either but... This man pretends to hate cute things, but in fact, loves them. He likes to think he's dismissive, but he actually cares too much and wants to help, but restrains himself from doing so. Mainly, he hates arguing or debating. But once alone he will complain to himself hardcore. While his counterpart is talkative and jokes, and can be emotional, he tries not to be. He doesn't hate Yao, in fact he actually likes him a lot, but seems to just do as Yao says, since he trusts him. He sees Yao as a big brother, so that's why he does that. He trusts him more than he does anyone else. He doesn't have much power but that was his own choice, he enjoys living as a regular person rather than deal with the stressful job as a country, though he gets called in for major things.

I hope that's all okay! 🫶 I really like the idea of 2Ps and.. well my own 3Ps haha

Sorry Ollie has so much he is a hyperfixation 😭

#hetalia #aph hetalia #hws #headcanon

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1p2p-heta-suggestives · 1 year ago

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2p Seborga nsfw alphabet pleaseeeee

Disclaimer, I see 2p Seborga as my age, 18, I’m not writing smut of minors. Read more is here for now so people don’t read this kind of content without wanting to

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• Literally the sweetest, fretting over them and making sure he didn’t hurt them. Prewarmed towels, snacks, drinks, their favourite movie, he was raised right and it shows by how sweet he is

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• He likes his tattoos, it may not count and most of them may be shitty stick and pokes he did but it’s the memories connected with them

• He likes their thighs, forever a thigh man, will spend forever with his head between them as well

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• Cums a lot and will get it everywhere, does not care. Stomach, back, thighs, bedsheets, inside them, he’s just happy that he got to cum.

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• Hentai watcher. Yes, he will jokingly make fun of people who do that but he will watch it from time to time, he will die if people find out.

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• He knows what he’s doing, but he’s not actually that experienced compared to other countries

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Doesn’t really have a favourite when topping it bottoming, he’s not really that bothered

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• He can’t take anything seriously ever, he’s more goofy

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• He trims every now and again, usually it’s a bit of a mess though but he’s also just a mess, in general, so it’s fitting. It’s pitch black just like his hair.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• Not really affectionate during sex unless he’s bottoming. He tends to get all ditzy and sappy when he bottoms, very different to how rough he usually is when topping.

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Way more than is probably healthy, if he has a spare moment in his day then it’s probably what he’s doing with that time.

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Leashes

• Clothed sex - it just does something for him

• Degrading praise (giving, receiving, both make him go weak)

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• Their kitchen (can’t do it in his own kitchen, living with his brothers), something about being bent/bending someone over the counter really excites him

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Wearing his clothes, especially if they’re oversized on them, it’s the hottest thing in the world to him

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Being blindfolded, something about not being able to see just sets off his claustrophobia

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• As previously said, he could spend forever between someone’s thighs, he loves giving. He’s really skilled, his venom piercings (tongue piercing on each side) really add to it.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• Prefers it fast and rough, will also be fast and rough with them. He’s not opposed to something slow and sensual, especially if either of them is already ducked out and overstimulated.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• Loves them, would prefer it to jacking off in his free time, he will never complain about it

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• He adores any kind of risk, he’s naturally a thrill-seeker so he’ll be up for pretty much whatever. Experimenting with something tame, however, likely isn’t his cup of tea.

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• He’s an 18-year-old boy, he’s practically insatiable. He doesn’t care if he’s shaking and crying from overstimulation, he wants more. He lasts about 6 minutes, a little less than average.

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He has a fleshlight but it’s stashed away deep in his room so no one can find it. It’s for him only and he’s terrified of getting any more toys because he was almost caught buying the fleshlight and it put the fear of God into him

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• Surprisingly not much of a teaser, he just can’t get into it, he’s too impatient to just tease

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• Very loud, he’s completely unashamed of it as well. It’s mostly grunting and moaning, maybe a whimper or two if he’s really overstimulated.

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• Has nipple piercings and they’re extremely sensitive, also wants to get his dick pierced but he’s too scared to actually do it

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• Around 5 inches. He’s cut, it’s a little thicker than average and it curves upwards.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• Very high, something he’s completely unashamed about, he’s a very horny guy

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• He’ll usually stay up long enough to make sure they’re feeling good and then he’ll fall asleep with them

#Hetalia Smut #2p #Hetalia #2p Hetalia #2ptalia #2p Seborga #2p Headcanons #2p Hetalia Headcanons #NSFVV Alphabet

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coralcatsea · 1 year ago

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HetaOni Fanmade Ending Thoughts

I have both compliments and criticisms and just want to give my honest thoughts after playing.

I enjoyed the scenes with the nations themselves, such as Italy being trapped in his mind in a perfect simulation and Holy Rome, Prussia, Romano, and the two ancients working together to get him out. I liked the basic idea that Russia's seemingly disturbing phone calls were actually him trying to help, but not saying anything because he could never find the right time. I think the way England got his sight back made enough sense, although I think it'd be even better if he was shown having to deal with the consequences of the sacrifice a bit more, plus maybe America having more moments to react, get upset, and help him out.

What I didn't get into, however, was the explanation for why the events of the game happened. In short, everything with the 2ps. For me, their existence in the game felt very random and not at all organic. I think the plot with them could work in another game, but not HetaOni, because the original game had no build up that would ever make me expect a universe domination scheme with 2ps, plus the themes and styles don't match. It'd be like if you took Coraline and threw in an evil organisation that employed witches to rid the world of children, haha.

I think a backstory/myth just surrounding the lore of that one cursed house would've worked better, something focused more on Ryuuzu and the creatures as mysterious supernatural entities on their own rather than elements of a super ambitious plot. Maybe they can't even be fully explained. I do have ideas, but I feel it'd be better to make a separate post for that.

Moving on to the ending itself, I have mixed feelings. While the nations worked very hard together, I feel like the 2ps just deciding on their own to hand over an escape portal felt a bit...anticlimactic? It sort of removed their agency. I think it would've been better if they acquired an escape route on their own. Either by finding it, defeating a final boss and taking it, or even having to convince the one keeping them trapped to let them go.

Then, when they do leave the mansion, I'm okay with them expecting to lose their memories since that brought about a very sweet scene I felt fit all their growth so far, but then there should be a scene that triggers the memories to come back. That sort of happened with the candy, but it felt unsatisfying how little they remembered, because then it's hard to tell how much their arcs meant in the end. If their memories have to stay gone then I feel like they should at least have a moment expressing how strangely, they all feel a great deal closer to each other and less alone than ever before, maybe in an epilogue scene at the sleepover thing they decide to have.

These are just my opinions. Maybe they'll be taken into consideration for the remake, maybe they won't, but either way, it was interesting to see a continuation of the game. The art was great and made it a lot easier to take serious moments, well, seriously. Also, I don't know if/how much the original dialogue got tweaked, but it felt better than I remember. I'm sure it took a lot of hard work to recreate the game, so congratulations to Cookie for starting the project and seeing it through.

#HetaOni #Cookie's HetaOni #heta games #hws italy #hws romano #hws russia #hws England #hws america #hws prussia #hws rome #hws holy roman empire #hws germania #HetaOni ryuuzu

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sexuallyfrustratedpineapples · 8 months ago

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Hetalia Roleplay Information Area

Welcome! This is a place that I’ve made to allow you to read all of my information in one place without any of the bullshit of having to search my tumblr.

You can find starters, shipping lists, plot ideas, my favorite tropes and more!

**Please note, if you are under 20 years of age I ask that you disconnect with me. I am 27 and I do not roleplay with minors and would prefer not to roleplay with anyone under 20. If you roleplay with me or interact and you lie about your age, I will immediately block you. I take this very seriously.**

**All characters that I play are at least 18 years of age. I do not roleplay as characters under that limit unless it is a child/parent relationship.**

Ship List

Nyo! Northern Italy: GerIta, PruIta, EngIta, SpaIta, 2p! Germany x Nyo! Italy, DenIta, 2p! Denmark x Nyo! Italy

Nyo! Southern Italy and 1p! Southern Italy: SpaMano, GerMano, AmeriMano, EngMano, PruMano, and PortMano

Nyo! Prussia and 1p! Prussia: PruIta, PruMano, PrUk, Nyo! PruHun, PruAus, PruAme, PruScott, PruCan, 2p!Can x Pru and PrAnce

Nyo! Seborga and 1p! Seborga: PortBorga, SeyBorga, SpaBorga, and GerBorga

Nyo! America and 1p! America: USUK, AmeriMano, PruAme, DenAme, RusAme

Nyo! Canada and 1p! Canada: PruCan, RusCan, and GerCan

AU/Trope List List

Plot Ideas, Universes, Tropes

Soulmates

Flower shop/coffee shop/shop au

Omegaverse

And they were roommates

Fake dating

Unrequited love

Medieval

Prompt List

1. Why are you helping me?

2. We could get arrested for this.

3. Was that supposed to hurt

4. We have to be quiet.

5. You're trembling.

6. Tell me again.

7. I can't keep kissing strangers and pretending that they're you.

8. Do you regret it.

9. I still remember the way you taste.

10. We still need to talk about what happened last night.

11. Do you trust me?

12. What happens if I do this?

13. You're making me want things that I cannot have.

14. People are starting to stare.

15. Is this what you want?

16. Can't you see that I love you?

17. I cannot believe you!

18. Why would you do this to me?

19. Why now? You had all of these years to do it, but you picked now?

20. Where do you think you're going?

I am always open to new ideas and such! This being said, feel free to ask for other ideas or AUs!

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A New Start Q and A!

When you started writing this story how much planning did you do? Did I have this Fic planned?

Yes and No. Let me explain! So I did somewhat have this fanfic planned and by planned I mean Reader would live with the Whitebeard Pirates as a daughter with Flora being her mother figure and living in Windmill village with a cast of characters. I was even going to have her in the teen years by now and the darker stuff as well but then…I started having fun with this, like a LOT of fun and there are A LOT of OP characters and I had to fit them in and also give characters the endings they deserve but also flesh out characters that were just one shots because as I said I was having a LOT of fun. So with that, I gave character backstories, I gave characters parents, and made a lot of found family references, then the maids happened XD So you’re all probably wondering, where did these five, rather six dorks come from? Perv came first and she was going to be Head Maid. I wanted Doffy to have right hands that weren’t his family and I figured militant maids would be good and I was RPGing with a friend and Perv came first, then Lesser. Lesser was going to be Perv’s subordinate but things were switched. Then Cook and Dom came and finally Cleaner. Pretty much they had a “hierarchy” in the house. Lesser oversees everything and basically Doffy if he’s not around. Perv takes care of the front of the house and downstairs and is his personal assistant, she files everything away for him. Cook is in the kitchen and keeps an eye on the gardens. Dom takes care of the second floors and wings, and finally Cleaner takes care of the backyard and does all of the cleaning. If the house is ever attacked, they are each a level of defense and no one can get past Perv. Taicho came about as the SOLE reason why Doffy isn’t as bad a sociopath that he is which is why he spared Rocinante and decided to do his best to take care of his brother and his new family. Seriously, Doffy will NOT admit it but Taicho raised him right. I also wanted Reader to have obstacles and things as well growing up and that’s where Holly and Katherina came in. I wanted her to have a rival and maybe a bully. Holly fits the role perfectly and has become more and more unhinged and I love it. Not to mention she represents someone I know personally and someone I kind of know and I will tell you ALL about her in the next one. Katherina was going to be her “official” rival. Someone who can and will challenge her, mean girl her, and everything but something happened. Katherina became a very sympathetic character. She’s in a home that doesn’t love or appreciate it and it became evident that the reason she “bullied” Reader and Sanji was because she was hurting inside. Katherina wasn’t going to make much of an appearance until high school where she would learn to respect Reader and Reader would feel sorry for her. But as I wrote the more Katherina needed a happy ending and she’s getting one. Not to mention Katherina became a fan favorite. A LOT of characters soon became fan favorites so I just started fleshing them out more ie Killer, Lesser, and Tesoro, as well. Seriously, I would have thought I would been in the teen years by now but now I’m going from her childhood, to adolescents then to her teen years where everything will be a lot more juicier, especially with new things popping up with One Piece so I have to incorporate it somehow.

“Btw i need to know why Holly is insane😂😂 and if she’s based off on a real person than oooof rip” “Why is Holly insane for she a nutjob”

LOL okay so it has come to this! Now this is a little personal but it’s necessary. Soooooo before I wrote One Piece I was writing 2P!Hetalia. Some of you probably remember me because same username and such and I’m going to get back into Hetalia someday but the main reason why I stopped was because of this woman named Holly. There’s a lot to say about this but I’ll spare the details and give you all links but long story short: 40 year old edgelord let me emphasize 40, a 40 year old woman was stalking and harassing a 20 something year old on the internet) decided to cyberstalk and bully me because “social experiment, my writing is shitty, I’m a terrible person”. Then she send her drones after me and THREE years later she STILL blamed me for her life being really shitty (her husband is lowkey cheating on her, she’s unemployed, living off the grid in the woods, etc.) the reason why I know ALL of this info is because unlike me, she posts her entire life online, right down to her real name, location, and email address. It got to the point that she was making death threats so I had to get the FBI involved. I think they seized her computer because she whined about it. I’ve NEVER met this girl face to face and when I was making the fanfic I needed someone to be the antithesis to Reader so I took Holly and four of the most batshit crazy people I know and combined them into one perfect little sociopath:

Raven: (ex booth partner) narcissistic, never willing to change, petty, and thought she was a living goddess

Amanda: (ex acquaintance) thought a boy was madly in love with her and they were in a relationship. They were not. ALMOST gave me Hep C because she had a flair up and decided to not tell me. Risked the student body with coughing and mucus secretion because she refused to stay home when ACTIVELY `contagious

Addy: A girl at my uni who’s father was a teacher at the school. Couldn’t understand WHY she had to pay every time she lost her ID ($25 replacement for each one and she lost it 35+ times). And would spread rumors and just be an all around mean girl who was into glitter and too much pink. Pretty much an legbeard. Cafeteria staff HATED her because she would make their jobs HARDER

Christa: (ex high school friend). She’s a wide ride in itself. TW Animal abuse: used to cut chili peppers and rub her bunny to watch him twitch and bite his balls, married someone so they can stay in the country and caught feelings, paid $300 per session to an online psychic, became a psychic, learned to “love” her husband, only apologized for her shitty behavior because a psychic told her she was a former prostitute with many lovers. Because “Bi” to piss off Mommy, edgy mc edgelord legbeard. There’s more if you guys want because there’s a paper ><

So with all of those powers combined, Holly was made. Holly locked onto Reader because she thinks Reader is beneath her but to the point that Reader is some kind of nefarious demon that’s too uppity for her own good. Like her mind, if Reader didn’t exist, then she would have been adopted by Whitebeard, Ace would love her, Katherina would be her best friend, Killer would pay attention to her, Reiju would be her gal pal, and yeah. Basically Reader’s existence is why everything in her life is terrible when in reality, it’s Holly herself. Holly is racist, classist, ableist, and would do anything to be in a position of power that’s why she clings to any sort of social standing and prestige. And she sees Reader as her Rival…even though they are NOT on the same page. Kaya, Vivi, Plum, Katherina, and Penny (ESPECIALLY Penny) outranks her and she thinks they’re beneath her just because they don’t flaunt their status (and she thinks Alabastor is a poor country). Even when if she finds out that Reader is of a higher status by birth, Holly is STILL going to bully her and sabotage her so she can leave and she can have the perfect life away from her.

Can we end up with law or kid as their hot?

I might end up doing a what if type of thing where Reader ends up with certain characters. It really depends on my laziness XD

Oh can we have more story's with the maids rescuing the reader?

Well, not them rescuing Reader but there will be more stand alone Maid stories about their pasts and motivations because they in fact do have backstories, not just Lesser and Taicho. For example, Perv is the official doctor of the Maids and actually has medical training and a living family. Cook has her own found family along with Zeff being her bio Uncle. And Dom’s backstory, at least part of it, is going to come around on V-day ^^

Is whitebeard proud of us?

EXTREMELY. He didn’t know if he would actually get along with a little girl as a daughter, especially with him and Flora still tender about their daughter but every day when he sees Reader he KNOWS he made the right choice in adopting her.

Can whitebeard adopt us

Damn right he can!

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rozinaaa · 6 months ago

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Honestly, All I Want Is An Interesting Permanent Full Time Job At A Large Company That Comes With A Lot Of Job Security

It feels like I'm asking for the world here, but all I want is a reliable schedule and some stability at a fairly well-known company since they tend to take themselves a bit more seriously than small businesses and startups.

Based on my experience so far, I've pretty much worked at a small business (which lasted for a summer before I went to University in 2019) before getting a job at a large company (I originally applied to it through a fairly decent recruitment agency, and got made permanent at the end of 2021, so although the work was physically intense and mind numbing, I had a permanent full time job at a large company that had a decent amount of job security, but I chose to leave that job since the schedules would clash with my University schedule, not to mention the constant amount of disruption of having to travel back and forth all the time, as well as the fact that I wanted to make the most of my final year at University), and eventually landing a job at a startup.

I've explored self employment and freelancing, as well as taking up multiple volunteering opportunities (which only added up to a couple of hours per week), but those didn't feel like real jobs since they were basically unpaid opportunities, so in total, I've only had three actual jobs.

From what I remember, working at a small business was incredibly awful and I hated it, since there was virtually no structure and no one to guide me, so I had to figure everything out on my own, not to mention that I barely saw my coworkers that often (despite going into the office 5 days a week because it was 2019), and that my boss (who was supposed to help me out) just disappeared for the length of my employment only to come back and randomly fire me (apparently because I was underperforming although it was my very first job, I had no guidance at all, and I had to figure everything out on my own, yet I saw my replacement (a guy who was probably the same age as me at the time) getting all of the training that I never received, so it felt borderline sexist), although the timing was perfect since I just ended up going to University instead (at the time, I did think about taking a gap year before going, but I'm glad I didn't), which turned out to be better for me in the long run, since that job was grossly underpaid (I literally got paid £3.90 an hour, and made a grand total of about £700 from that job, which I spent on the deposit and one month's rent for my student accomodation), simply because it was disguised as an apprenticeship, although I just saw it as an excuse for them to get away with paying me as little as possible.

After immediately finishing my second year of University, I was on the hunt for a summer job, and quickly got offered one from a recruitment agency to work at a warehouse that was essentially round the corner (a 10-15 minute drive) from my house, so I took it up because I wanted to get some work experience and money as well as having a productive way to spend that long summer, although I immediately regretted it when I came back from the first shift, making a vow to never set foot in that place again, only to show up again the next day, and the day after that.

I did leave that job at the start of August 2021 (because I had Jury Duty that would last for 2 weeks, I was going to go back to University anyway, and I had no idea how to book time off from work), but I quickly managed to get the job back at the end of the month on a part time basis, which ended up working perfectly for me, since it essentially covered that gap in my employment, and it meant that I still got paid during my placement year, since that was unpaid, so I essentially got the best of both worlds where I got to explore my interests yet still actually go to work and have money coming in, as well as experiencing double weekends, since I'd work the morning shift (6am-2pm), and still get to enjoy the rest of the day, not to mention that after doing really well during the Black Friday period, I got made permanent despite the fact that a lot of people got laid off, but in a job like that, it probably wouldn't have felt that brutal since it was advertised outright as a temporary job, so in that situation, I guess I got lucky.

Straight after finishing my Placement Year, I opted to work full time again, and at this point, I was fairly used to the work since I had been doing it for over a year, not to mention that I actually enjoyed the structure (I worked for 3 days, and had 3 days off, since that felt a lot more effective than working 9-5 because I'd still work full time, but it wouldn't feel like I was working full time) as well as the act of clocking in and out of work at pretty much the same time as everyone else, and the fact that I could just forget about it when I came home, which meant that I had a fairly solid work/life balance.

If it was up to me, I probably would have stayed and applied to another role within the company and worked my way up from there, but finishing up my degree was much more important and meaningful to me than running around a warehouse all day.

Now, for my current job, which currently feels like I'm holding dry sand and I'm watching it blow away into the wind, because although I have it for now, it's going away soon, and just as I thought that I was settled into this job, I'm now thrown back into the depressing and dehumanising process of a seemingly never ending job search through apparent budget cuts and financial problems (yet the CEOs always seem to jet off to the other side of the world every other day, like it's just the pub down the road for them, although it's to peddle everything that the company does to the same few people), so it doesn't really add up for me, because I'm sure they don't need to travel that far that often.

First of all, I'm sure that there are a lot of opportunities to host webinars and virtual networking events, especially now that everything is pretty much online, so they can easily interact with people from different countries.

On top of that, I'm sure that there are plenty of opportunities to attend networking events WITHIN THIS COUNTRY that will cost a lot less than jetting off to exotic places all the time, so at this point, they're literally burning money (and the environment) to satisfy their own egos, all whilst laying off entire teams of people and throwing them into the deep end.

Following on from that, I've scrolled through the company's chat archives and I've looked at the company's LinkedIn profile only to discover people that I've apparently worked with (yet ones that I've never heard of) also get laid off from the company after having worked with them for about a year (and funnily enough, they all seem to be within my age range), so I guess this company that I work for is nothing more than an intern burner, meaning that they get students and graduates, give them some work experience, and show them the door after a bit, despite the fact that they often do well at their jobs.

I mean, I'm glad they've given me and others a decent opportunity to break the endless cycle (of needing a job to get experience, but needing experience to get a job), but treating a bunch of twentysomethings as disposable and easily replaceable items is not on, so I guess this job is nothing more than a stepping stone for me, and on the plus side, at least I've got a year's experience within a somewhat decent industry, so there's that.

As for the job itself, it was alright, but it felt very laidback (to the point where it almost felt concerning), the structure was essentially nonexistent (i.e. things would sometimes change at the last minute), and it didn't really feel like a job, perhaps due to the fact that it was predominantly remote and the fact that the management didn't take themselves seriously enough, probably due to the fact that they were always busy jetting off to the other side of the world to even think about anything else.

For my actual team manager, they were alright, but it felt like they were a 10 year old trapped in the body of a 30 year old (especially considering that the rest of the team were fairly mature), and although there was some evidence of project management, it felt very ineffective since the deadlines would often be missed, sprints often had no meaning since they'd overlap by spilling into other months, and everything was followed very loosely, which meant that things were done, but they wouldn't be released for a very long time.

Getting project briefs was okay, but I struggled to understand what would actually need to be done because not only did everything seem very technical to me, but the manager's personality seemed to get in the way a lot (to the point where it felt like a borderline drunken and swear laden performance everytime there was a new thing that was to be made), and I'd have to do a lot of guesswork to actually figure out what I'd need to do, so in my opinion, it felt very ineffective, since having a straight talking and more mature manager probably would have made my life easier.

The workload ebbed and flowed, which I think destroyed my work ethic a bit, since I'd do things quickly, but I'd delay submitting the work because then I'd have nothing else to do, and I'd pretend to look busy a lot of the time, which was actually a lot more exhausting than actually doing the work, not to mention that it quickly became too easy and repetitive to the point where I started to lose interest at the start of the new year.

Working at a startup was okay (much better compared to working in a small business), but it felt underwhelming and not very intellectually stimulating since it was geared towards to the developers, so everything they did felt wildly out of reach for me.

Going forward, all I want in my next job is for it to be more permanent (ideally at a larger company (honestly, working in a government department or an educational instituion sounds really tempting, since they seem fairly reliable and well established), so I don't feel singled out, and so that I can at least have a higher likelihood of having some things in common with other people), for there to be a decent schedule in place (so that I can at least have a decent work/life balance), and for the higher ups to at least be more mature as well as taking themselves seriously (but not too much), and thinking a bit more practically instead of chasing the latest hype and boosting their own egos at the expense of others all the time.

I just want to get a decent job offer at a decent company with a decent work/life balance (being in your twenties does feel overrated, and the companies that tend to appeal/be geared towards the twentysomethings feel very annoying to me), where everything is permanent (and there's more structure) and stable with a steady and consistent workflow, so that I don't have to worry about finding another job, because ideally, this time next year, I want to be fully settled into a role to the point where I don't even have to think about finding another job, but instead, I just focus on doing the work.

May this job hunt be as short, as easy, and as effortless as possible, with no gaps in employment for me, because the idea of being unemployed is extremely depressing and scary at the same time.

#context

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alfredosauce50 · 3 years ago

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2p Russia headcanons pls??? 🥺🥺🙏

He's quite the character and so far with the [character] headcanons that you've made, I feel you're the only one who can write him properly!!! With how you write things so clearly, and elegantly (as well your with and humour, everything is honestly so fun to read).

You’re too generous! But there doesn’t seem to be much on him, and the 2p wiki isn’t the best place to look. I’m happy to break that cycle with my take on 2p Russia. I haven’t seen much on this guy, so I’ll be spinning something up and hoping for the best 🤓

2p! Russia headcanons

He takes anti-social to another level by warding off people with his unapproachable demeanor. He’s dark, bitter, and brooding, but if you’re patient with him, he’s not half-bad. This guy is actually in a league of his own. Knowing that means you’re halfway there.

Appearance

He has short, fluffy, and dark brown hair. Viktor would never say it, but it’s one of the only things he likes about his looks. He isn’t conventionally attractive. He falls somewhere in the middle, so it’s up to your taste to decide how attractive he is. However, his deep-set eyes, prominent brow bones, and large nose make him quite rugged.

Viktor is the biggest guy in the lineup. He’s around 6’5” and has the physique of a bear. His muscle mass is no joke; it doesn’t help that he likes wearing turtle necks. On other days he wears sweaters, trench coats, and long sleeves. He never wears short-sleeves, not even in the sweltering heat. Yeah, don’t ask him if he’s hot.

While he doesn’t think too much about his appearance, he prefers to be clean-shaven. He takes his personal hygiene pretty seriously too.

Personality

He’s an ambivert, but he displays anti-social characteristics towards most. With strangers and acquaintances, he’s quiet, stoic, and tries his damnedest to not be involved. Not only does he have distrust for them, he thinks their lives are boring, repetitive, and the epitome of being ‘cogs in a machine.’ Ergo, he picks his friends carefully, who he deems ‘tolerable.’

At first glance, he’s very mature. In reality, he can be sarcastic, blunt, and get on with little regard for other people’s feelings. He can be seen as quite mean, but he’s not an asshole—he usually justifies himself if you cared to listen. He has a very particular opinion on body image, for example. “If you’re ugly, you’re ugly. If you’re fat, you’re fat. People only lie about it because they think it makes someone less.”

His wit makes it jarring to be around him, so be prepared to let go some of your pride. Fortunately, he’s nicer about it with people he likes, so he ends up teasing them instead—“Allow me to be frank with you, моя радость дорогая (my dear joy). You’re making this about them. Make this about you. I thought you had enough of living for others, or was that a lie?”

Viktor likes to be relied on. It stems from both protectiveness and cynicism. He will accompany you on errands, speak to staff of authority, or act on your behalf because he’s not afraid to speak his mind. He’s the type to complain out loud at a service center until you hiss at him to be quiet. “Necessary services should be fast and efficient. If not, it means the government is failing.”

It’s impossible to embarrass him. No matter what mistake he makes, or what predicament he winds up in, he will never break his composure. He’s mastered the poker face and the subtle art of not giving a fuck. Viktor has attempted to cut onions by closing his eyes before. He will tell you it was a good idea, but poorly executed.

He has an unorthodox way of thinking, or a strong moral compass, if you will. If the result is more important than the process, he will do anything to achieve them, even if there’s heavy consequences. “I am above that,” he will say before breaking the law.

Viktor would be the crazy driver everybody tells stories about. If his passengers tell him he’s in a hurry, or better yet, someone is going into labor, he will simply tell them, “I am from Russia,” before slamming his foot on the gas and reaching speeds to get everyone close to God. Ironically enough, he’s the Uber driver from Hell.

Interests

He likes carving stuff out of wood. Turns out, he’s great with knives in general. He can peel an apple and keep the peel in one long springy strand. On that note, he can throw them with scary accuracy too. If you ask him if he’s done it before, he will nod with no further elaborations.

Viktor is good at cooking. He can debone and prepare a fish from scratch and make it look easy. If you stay over, he will always make the most elaborate meals for you to enjoy. It’s how he shows that he likes or appreciates someone.

He has a few herb planters. It’s more convenient to have some dill and parsley growing on the side than to keep going out to buy them. He uses these plants all the time, so he may as well have his little garden to take his mind off of things too.

This guy can be a big talker. If you can keep up with him, he will sometimes complain or rant to you about the things he sees in real life or the media. Viktor is very discerning with the information he receives, and has a keen eye for bullshit. “Look at the way they wrote this article. They’re trying to rile people up. And they’re eating it up! The world is going crazy.”

Psychology + Romance

Before you graduate from being a stranger, there has to be constant interactions before he notices you. A probable location for that could be the library or an educational institution. He will have an easier time remembering someone if they’re kind to him. Since he’d not looking to meet anybody, it takes time and patience for him to care enough to uphold conversations.

He’s good at reading people. He can instantly tell if someone is a people pleaser or afraid of judgement by the way they relay their thoughts and opinions. Viktor hates sheep. He can’t trust them for the love of God because they will change themselves the second others demand it. But confident people, he tends to respect. If they can rely on their own judgement, he can too.

Naturally, he prefers his own company because he’s bought into the belief that he’s the only one who can keep up with himself. If you reciprocate his energy and humor him, he will no longer be as elusive. He will catch you after class or in the afternoon for some coffee or tea. Soon enough, you can count on him to be a study buddy and companion. Getting free rides is a bonus.

Eventually, you will end up at his house to ‘parallel play,’ which entails people doing their own thing next to each other without interacting. Viktor respects that you have your own tasks to do, but he wants you to be around either way. That’s a huge step forward when he values his alone time. At the end of the day, you can find him in his kitchen leaning over a bubbling pot. “Dinner is nearly done, малыш(ка) (little one).”

If he likes you, he will be direct about it. Viktor feels no shame in making it obvious and will whisk you away if he feels like spending some time with you. “If you want to drink, I have a cellar back home. I can send you home right after too. It’s more convenient, isn’t it?” You can retort by saying you want to see your other friends, to which he will be visibly upset about. “That’s fine.”

Viktor struggles with being vulnerable. He’s not one to be emotional, and he imagines that it would be shocking if he showed a softer side. Being in control of his thoughts and feelings has always been a safety net, a way of having an advantage, so that’s why he never cultivated close and meaningful relationships which could jeopardize that. And yet, here he is, stressing over the thought that he’s replaceable to you.

To his good fortune, you show up late at night after a bad night out. His love language will take the wheel and he’ll hover like crazy. When you tell him to calm down, he will freeze up, realizing he’s gone completely off the rails. While he stands in the hallway, completely still and silent, the next words he’ll hear from you will change everything. “I wanted to see you because you always have a way of making me feel calm,” You say, reaching up to his chest. “But I guess it’s finally my turn.”

He will dart his eyes all over your face when he finally tells you the truth. “I want you.” Your shock will render you speechless, and he’ll fill in the gaps with his own anxious thoughts. Viktor will sit on the side of his bed with his back hunched as he speaks. “It’s like hell has frozen over.” Heavy regret laces his tone. “We don’t have to do this anymore. All these... arrangements. I feel like I’ve frightened you with what I’ve said.”

He’s grown on you just like you’ve grown on him, and you make it explicit. You stay the night to prove him wrong about his anxieties. Soon, one night will turn into multiple when you don’t want to leave. Despite having practically moved in, Viktor will be hesitant to initiate the affection at first, so you’ll have to take the reigns.

He will be left reeling if you keep holding his arm, hand, and face. Viktor has never liked being physical, but it��s different when a lover does it. Combine that with how unused he is to touch, his heart will pound if you do so little as hug him. But kissing? He will lose his head completely, so that should be saved for the bedroom.

No matter how many times you’ve done it, he can never keep his composure when you kiss him. Climb on his lap, and he’ll start choking. Press your open mouth to his, and he’ll lose his wits. While he feels his lips mesh together with yours like a fine puzzle, he stops thinking cohesively and loses all reason and eloquence.

He mellows out a lot into the relationship. He’s happier than he used to be, so he’s not so bitter anymore. Viktor is way too occupied with you to care about anything else—he will do absolutely everything with you, to where his biggest concerns will be as simple as deciding dinner.

#ask answered #thanks for the ask anon #2p russia #2p! russia #2p!russia #2p russia headcanons #hetalia headcanons #hetalia headcanon #2p! russia headcanons #alfredosauce50 #hetalia #axis powers hetalia #axis powers ヘタリア #hetalia x reader #hetalia fanfic #2ptalia #hetalia fanfiction

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shini--chan · 3 years ago

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How would the 2p face react when on the way home, there keys falling down In front of the door they get them and centimeters before there heads a laundry Maschine was landing there, when they shockingly look up they see the reader on the balcony standing also shocked. (because she tried to kill them) She be like "How did that happend? What did you do?," sweats and nervous smile.

Before we begin with today’s menu, I have to vent. Generally, I am a rather optimistic person despite all the dark stuff I read and write. Yet there are some instances that make me lose my faith in humanity. Namely, when some people can’t get in their heads that this is a damn yandere writing blog and not a fluff circus.

I mean, seriously? I write about sexual harassment, verbal & physical abuse and co., kidnapping, manipulation, the reader having children forced on them and having their dress code controlled… and some people say they noticed people asking for “an affectionate s/o” and they want a “tough s/o pretending not to love xyz”.

Really? Is it that I’m not writing the characters yandere enough or has Hollywood romanticised abuse to the point where people think it is cute to be gaslight? Or so romantic to be coerced into a relationship? Looking at films like “The Notebook”, I really think it is Hollywood.

Warning: torture

Yandere 2p!FACE – Condemnation

America

“Feel sorry now, dolly?”, Allen asked tauntingly, and gently knocked on the wash machine. A dulled bang was what followed, probably from you slamming your hands against the metal insides.

“Fuck you!”, you cursed, and it was clear from the cadence of your voice that you were very upset. Why wouldn’t you be. Yet the whole scene didn’t pull at his heart strings one bit. After all, you had brought this one yourself. Relationships were supposed to be reciprocal, as he had stated often enough, so this turnout was just fair play.

“We can gladly do so latter, babe. Do ya think if I go a bit hard on ya, I can finally drive the point home?”, he asked taunting. A few muffled sobs could be heard from inside your make-shift prison, along with a few dozen expletives that would make even a prostitute blush. He had taught you well in a sense. Just not how to behave, but he was working on that.

To say that Allen wouldn’t take the whole fiasco of you dropping a wash machine on him would be an understatement. He would be so very furious and wouldn’t shy away from displaying it. Punishments would ensue, because he is of the opinion that relationships should be mutual.

While he is a big advocate for rebellion against unjust authorities, he would nevertheless prefer to do the rebelling and not be the one being rebelled against. As such, he can’t simply turn a blind eye to the obvious coup.

Canada

Your arms burned as you continued to rub the wet shirt against the washing board. It had already been over an hour since you had started to do this, and you had only worked your way through half the pile of laundry.

The sun was burning down on you, and your muscles were numb where they weren’t on fire. Sweat run down the sides of your face and the back of your neck. Discreetly, you glanced over your shoulder at him. James was seated in a garden chair directly behind you, staring off into the surrounding woods. A pair of headphones covered his ears as he listened to an audiobook. In other words, his attention wasn’t on you.

You took the opportunity to throw your head back and take a few deep breaths of air, allowing your arms to rest. If had known this would be the consequence of trying murder your captor with a washing machine, you wouldn’t have even dared touch the contraption.

A well-aimed kick in the back made you lurch forward, and you let out a low groan as sharp pain spread up your spin. Come tomorrow, you would certainly be black and blue.

“Hey! I didn’t say you were allowed to stop. Carry on and do the washing. By your pace, you’ll only be finished well after sun down. Nights get cold around these parts.”

James would opt for killing two birds with one stone. Firstly, you would need to be punished for your actions. Secondly, he’d have neither the mood nor the motivation to drive to town to buy a new one. Which would mean that you would have to do the washing the old-fashion way. You would have really brought this on yourself, and he wouldn’t fail to constantly remind you of that.

England

Oliver hummed a merry little ditty as he surveyed his selection of tools. The older ones were still of wrought iron, with ornate handles and Latin inscriptions. Some were from the time of the Industrial Revolution, stainless steel that was more of the minimalistic style. The newer additions were rubber pipes and carbonfiber rods. All for the purpose of causing pain.

Softly letting his fingers ghost over the instruments of torture, he then turned to you. You were strapped to a table, goosebumps all over your skin due to the chill of the cellar and being strapped to a metal operating table in just your underwear. It could just as well be the fear that was making your blood turn into liquid nitrogen.

Deftly, he selected on ancient device and walked over to you. He appeared in your visual field, a manic smile gracing his face. After all, the dark, twisted part of him revelled in the fact that he had an excuse to scare the living daylights after you.

“So poppet. What shall it be? Shall it be the pear”, he chirped, holding the object up so that the light glinted off it. Demonstrativly he twisted the handle so that the leaves squeaked open. Fear shone in your eyes, and you struggle against your restraints. You screamed against your gag.

He chuckled to himself. One things that stood that he would never really use it on you. After all, he couldn’t afford to break bones that wouldn’t heal probably. Yet shocking you and installing fear in you was the whole aim of the game.

Oliver’s reaction would be the most extreme reaction of all the 2ps on this list. The moment the machine would land next to him would be the moment he would start planning various methods of torturing you. It would be an occasion to really intimidate you, to show you what the consequences of really defying him would be.

France

“You know, this is just further proof that humanity is lost and rotten”, waxed beside you. It was well past twilight, and the only source of light was the silver rays of the moon falling through the open curtains. And there also was the lit end of his cigarette, but that didn’t really count.

A puff of smoke rose from his lips. “I had put such faith in you, and yet you tried to murder me. Tell me, am I condemned to be surrounded by thief and traitors and pest?”, he mused, as if he were some great philosopher. If he was one, then he certainly wasn’t one worth listening to. Heck, you were only there because you had been rendered motionless and speechless by your restraints.

Raising his hand, your abuser then put out his cigarette on your arm, resulting in a burning sensation that made you scream against your gag.

François would see your actions as a confirmation of his cynical believes that the world is rundown, and man is just another monster. Not just that, but a greater monster than those that lurk under beds and in closets and in abandoned buildings. He simply wouldn’t have expected to find such depravity in you, the person he adored. Since he would know his sphere of influence is small, he wouldn’t roll up his sleeves in order to change the world. Instead, he would set to work to “purify” you.

#yandere hetalia x reader #yandere hetalia #yandere 2p hetalia #yandere 2p america #yandere 2p england #yandere 2p france #yandere 2p canada

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Base Yandere Japan Headcanons: His Sakura Blossom (Hetalia)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter, this one will have 1p Japan! So please Enjoy this chapter!]

(Disclaimer: Japan is not yandere in canon, and the people who are Japanese do not act like this. Japan in this and in the show is a fictional character and it is not how Japanese people act! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! It is fiction! Just do not be illegal or gross about it. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life!)

-Base Yandere Headcanons with Japan-

.He is a quiet and hardworking man.

.He met you by chance and you stole his heart.

.Japan though is a shy boy which with his yandere side makes him a bit more cautious and hesitant to court you.

.You are just so stunning and beautiful.

.He has admitted he leans more to preferring 2d girls compared to 3d,

.Though with you it is all knew to him.

.He also is very shy when it comes to nudity and intimate actions.

.So he would become very flustered with you if you were showing intimate interest or naked.

.Though he also does love it, so be ready for those nosebleed anime scenes too.

.He also becomes flustered when you hug him or hold his hand.

.It does not take a lot from you to make him flustered and have his heart racing that is for sure.

.He also has a love for food, very much, and indulges in his food.

.Also is not happy with the price of food in the bad economy

(MUFFINS that scene with him saying eggs were expensive! That hits wayyyyyyy too real right now with the egg prices where I am like, Japan! I FEEL YOU!]

.Though he is also a very protective yandere.

.He also would be firm with you and try his best to help you.

.His favorite thing to do with you would go cosplay with each other.

.Also He is a pervert having adult theme mangas and other books.

.Some that put the Hub to shame.

.He also would probably draw you in various new mangas he makes.

(TENTACLE WARNING)

.He loves the arts as well but is also very firm on the military side of his people.

.He would most likely be the scariest yandere when he snaps.

.It rarely happens but if he does snap he is scarier than the 2ps or Russia.

.Those torture methods that came out of Japan did not come from anywhere nice.

.Not to mention he is a silent yandere.

.You would not know he was a yandere until it was too late.

.By then you are kidnapped by him and belong to him for the rest of the time.

.He would deal with rivals simply by sneaking into their lives unnoticed and then killing them.

.This man is a ninja when it comes to getting rid of rivals.

.He would be so nervous when confessing to you.

.If you say yes he is so happy he may even smile the brightest smile!

.If you say no.

.Knocked out and kidnapped. No other way about it.

.You are his sakura blossom and he will keep you by his always.

.His prize!

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this and stay sexy all my sexy muffins!]

#yandere #yandere japan #yandere hetalia #yandere headcanons #headcanons #hetalia #japan hetalia #japan #japan x reader #reader #gender neutral reader

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my2phetaliaheadcanons · 3 years ago

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Feel free to ignore this. But I love your writing and was wondering if you could do the stalking headcanons you done but with the 2p allies?

How could I ignore such a request? After all, yandere is a fun aspect of horror to write, stalking is just one step in the process. Also thank you for the compliment and the ask. I love seeing them.

Sorry, I put it as an original post, but it was an ask. I fixed it!!

The buzzing sound of old electrical wires was the only sound on the empty street. It gave the young woman some comfort while she stood underneath the old streetlamp. Though that small bit of comfort was not enough to stop the paranoia that came from the feeling of being watched.

France – François’ chéri would be watched constantly in some shape or form. He would prefer to use cameras. Things like street cameras, security cameras, and the like would all be hacked by one of his men. From there François would have them all connected to his phone via a special app called Darling Watch. If there were spots along his chéri’s route that didn’t have a camera, then François will have his men install some.

This does extend to the home of his little chéri. As much as François doesn’t like to work, he would do the cameras himself. He knows her best and would know the proper places to put the cameras. Places she wouldn’t expect or think to look. From there he would install them in every room. Each one is well-hidden and yet gives a full view of her home.

François would occasionally view her in person. Unlike Denmark with his few times a month, François would find a place in her routine where he could watch her fully once a week. If she had a customer service-like job, then he would be the customer asking for her. A college student, then he would watch her as she studied in the library. So on and so forth.

Overall, his chéri would pick up on the fact she was being watched. That action is not the easiest to hide and may drive her to the point of tearing her apartment apart. Throughout all the madness, she would never guess François. The man that appeared in her life once a week. The man that occasionally stared at her or gave her a couple of words at work. The truth could be enough to send her into shock.

America – Allen is a pushy and possessive person, and it shows in his stalking. He stays close to his doll and watches for as long as he can. He spends his time out of sight but close enough to take photos and intervene on her behalf.

Until he feels that it is the right time to talk to her that is. At that moment Allen will saunter into her life. His overall timing and attitude would remind anyone of a villain from a greaser movie. The tough attitude but that rough charm that could make anyone weak in the knees is how he cements his place in her life. From there, his stalking becomes a lot easier and more fruitful.

He gets pictures and some of her most personal information straight from her mouth. Things like why her favorites are favorites. All the items with sentimental values and what extra things will be needed in their new home. The list could go on and Allen will catalog it all with a smile. Though at the same time, Allen will still watch her from a distance. Following her home after hanging out, making sure no creeps are around her house. He sometimes even watches his doll through her bedroom window. He just leans against his motorcycle and lets his thoughts wander.

Doll is gonna end up right where Allen wants her. She will assume he chases the monsters away, but in the end, she invited the worst monster into her home. Once reality sets in though, her feelings of betrayal would be intense. His doll may try to cast him out, but it won’t be for long. He will still watch and wait for the right time to bring her home.

Canada – Matt’s methods remind one of a zoologist. Continual observations, detailed notes, all while remaining in the corner of her eye. It's terrifying and somehow Matt is able to find out all he needs to know.

Matt is a true lurker. He is hiding just out of her periphery; the shadows help hide his massive form. His high-end camera letting off small clicks as he takes plenty of photos. Each one worthy of being on the front cover of a National Geographic magazine. The photos are printed on high-end glossy paper and then placed into an album.

Each picture is labeled and contains notes about his maple. The range from things about her likes, dislikes, medical needs, and more. He even has a book dedicated to her enemies, each one taken down is crossed out in red.

Through the process, Matt's zoologist behavior continues by entering her home, like an animal's den. Though he is helpful while looking through. he does this by helping them get a promotion at work via intimidation, getting any medications, buying her groceries, and placing them in their proper place, improving/fixing things in her home. He also takes out anyone that so much as bumps into her.

The improvements and groceries at first would be brushed off. But as time goes on and the incessant clicking of a camera will start to drive her into madness. Each click is enough to make her panic and all the improvements cause an uncomfortable itch under her skin. It will all end when Matt finally brings her home.

England – Oliver is very subtle when it comes to his dearie. Mostly because he has her come and interact with him. Then during the in-between times watches her.

This all starts simple enough, he makes sure that she has to visit him. It could be that her job has her deliver some paperwork to him and it must be in person. Maybe, a college student looking for a part-time job and suddenly finds a new cupcake shop looking for workers. Either way, Oliver will find some way to get her to him. From there he builds up the relationship.

It feels creepy at first. Oliver asks some deep questions, things that one would expect from a date rather than a boss or work partner. It gets uncomfortable, but Oliver is able to change the atmosphere with a simple sentence. It causes his dearie to think that she was overacting. It eventually gets to the point it makes her want to quit, but as she searches for something new, roadblocks pop up.

Things like businesses going under, people dying, and other horrible misfortunes. All the while not realizing Oliver’s sweet little flying bunnies had a hand in causing it. They are his eyes and ears, telling them the information that he could not pry from her lips. Sometimes they are his little thieves and take things from her home for him to alter.

All these elements lead to self-isolating behavior. As much as it pains Oliver to have her distant, it helps in the end. Though he was suspected in the beginning, she never had proof or some kind of connection. So, when he reveals himself, she is pissed. Screams and accusations are thrown and he just giggles.

China – Jin uses others to stalk his Qin. It's simple to him because he knows that unless love is involved, anyone will sell out another.

There are many people that buy from Jin. The types range from all walks and this gives him an advantage. Jin makes it simple, watch his Qin and report back to him. As long as his new employee doesn’t cross any lines, then a huge discount is applied to whichever of his products that they desire.

From there, information and pictures are gathered quickly. Eventually, these aren’t enough for Jin, so he goes and sees her in person. During these times, Jin will sit right in her line of sight. Maybe even a quick bump to interact with her. He lives for these times, though throughout it all Jin is still hiring people to find more information about her.

His darling is less likely to feel paranoid overall because it isn’t a single person just staring. It's people from all walks of life and sometimes attached to her life that the information is coming from. This creates a bubble of safety that he can exploit.

Once the bubble is popped, Qin will cry and panic. She will have realized that she should have been more cautious, but it’s too late now.

Russia – Viktor will operate in a very ordered way. His stalking is always connected to his preparations for their new life together.

When he starts Viktor takes watching his родная seriously, he uses his men at first to make her more comfortable. They are to watch from a distance and report her daily schedule back to him. Once the schedule is set, then Viktor comes to do things in person.

He walks into her home, like it's his, and looks for the most personal things. Diaries are read, medications are written down, preferences of food and clothing are noted. Viktor will analyze the deeper behaviors of his родная. This will help him understand her relationships, and what he needs to fulfill her emotional needs.

Throughout it all, Viktor will visit her occasionally. His visits are usually in a professional setting. It creates a sense of expectation for both and helps take the suspicion off him. This also helps Viktor to understand which situations his родная is most comfortable in. This will help when it comes to kidnapping later on.

Overall the moment Viktor has all the information he needs from the stalking, he strikes. It's shocking, because she was taken at a moment when no one would have guessed. This man that родная has had few encounters with is now standing across from her. He is claiming his love, and she is doing her best to hold it all together.

#yandere hetalia #yandere #2p headcanons #2p hetalia #2p allies #2p america #2p canada #2p france #2p england #2p china #2p russia

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