#i take “drink lots of fluids” very seriously

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I'm sitting her wondering why I've had to pee so much today but I've had two cups of coffee, a bottle of water, a Capri sun, and a can of coke and its only 4pm

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Hi! Can you do an Austin Butler x gf!reader imagine where Austin is diagnosed with appendicitis and has to get surgery? So like let’s say it’s the day of Austin’s surgery and he’s really nervous but the reader is really supportive and is reassuring him while they’re driving to the hospital. When they get there, Austin and the reader kiss each other and everything before the doctors take Austin to pre-op. Once the surgery is done and Austin is now in his hospital room, the reader sits by his side and waits until he wakes up. Once he wakes up the reader tries to get him water and take care of him, but he’s high on drugs 😭 so he’s like all lovey dovey toward the reader and like very clingy so he just asks the reader to lay with him. A little after that, the nurse comes in to check on Austin and get him ready to go home (you usually go home the same day for appendicitis surgery) so the reader has to get up from the bed, but Austin gets all protective and doesn’t want the reader to leave his side. He doesn’t even let the nurse touch him, saying that the only girl that’s allowed to touch him is his girlfriend. The reader calms him down and lets him now that it’s okay and that the nurse has to get him ready so that they can go home. After finally agreeing to getting dressed, Austin is ready to go home. Once the nurse and reader help him in the car, they finally arrive home. Austin is pretty sore so the ready is obviously very attentive and loving with him, making sure he has everything he needs. Austin insists on laying down, so the reader helps him to the bed and they take a nap together.

You can add anything else if you’d like 😭

I apologize if there’s any typos!

Author’s Note:

Thank you for the request! I loved writing this sweet and fluffy story about Austin being nervous before surgery and clingy afterward. I hope it’s what you were looking for. Enjoy!

Word Count: 2,837

Masterlist

Operation: Love

Austin wasn’t one to complain about pain—he prided himself on being tough, brushing off bruises and scratches as if they were nothing. But when he doubled over in the kitchen, clutching his stomach and hissing through clenched teeth, you knew something was seriously wrong.

“Austin,” you said urgently, rushing to his side. “What’s wrong? Is it your stomach?”

He nodded, sweat beading on his forehead. “Yeah. Feels like… like a knife twisting or something.”

You didn’t hesitate, helping him to his feet and guiding him toward the car. “We’re going to the hospital. Now.”

He protested, of course. “It’s probably just something I ate—”

“Austin,” you cut him off, giving him a look that brooked no argument. “This isn’t up for discussion. Let’s go.”

By the time you got him to the emergency room, he was pale and trembling, the pain worsening with every passing minute. Watching him writhe on the hospital bed while waiting for the doctor was agonising. You stayed by his side, holding his hand, whispering soothing words, though it felt like little comfort.

When the doctor finally came in, her expression was serious but reassuring.

“It’s appendicitis,” she explained. “We’ll need to remove it before it ruptures. The good news is it’s a routine procedure, and you should be able to go home the same day.”

Austin swallowed hard, his free hand balling into a fist. “Surgery?”

“It’s the best option,” the doctor said gently. “You’ll feel a lot better once it’s out.”

You squeezed his hand, giving him a soft smile. “It’s going to be okay, babe. This is a quick surgery, and I’ll be right here the whole time.”

The surgery was scheduled for the next morning, giving you both the night to prepare. You spent the evening coaxing him into drinking clear fluids and distracting him with his favourite movies. But despite your best efforts, you could see the nervousness in his eyes, the way his leg jiggled whenever he thought you weren’t looking.

That night, as you lay in bed together, he finally let his guard down.

“I don’t know why I’m so freaked out,” he admitted quietly, his voice barely above a whisper. “I know it’s a simple surgery, but…”

“But it’s still surgery,” you finished for him, running your fingers through his hair. “It’s okay to be scared, Austin. It doesn’t make you weak.”

He turned his head to look at you, his blue eyes searching yours. “What if something goes wrong?”

“Nothing’s going to go wrong,” you said firmly, cupping his face. “You’re in good hands, and I’ll be there as soon as you wake up. You’re stuck with me, Butler.”

That earned you a faint smile, and he leaned in to press a soft kiss to your forehead. “Thanks, baby.”

The next morning, you could feel the tension radiating off him as you got ready to leave for the hospital. He tried to put on a brave face, but the way he kept fidgeting gave him away.

In the car, his nerves were palpable. His leg bounced restlessly, and he kept rubbing his hands together.

“You okay?” you asked, glancing over at him.

“Yeah,” he muttered, but his tone was far from convincing.

You reached over and placed a hand on his knee, stilling his restless movements. “Austin, look at me.”

He turned to you, his expression vulnerable in a way you rarely saw.

“You’re going to be fine,” you said softly but firmly. “This is just a bump in the road, and by tonight, you’ll be back home, bossing me around like usual.”

That got a small chuckle out of him. “I don’t boss you around.”

“Sure you don’t,” you teased, giving his knee a squeeze. “But seriously, you’ve got this. And I’ll be right there waiting for you when you wake up. Always.”

The parking lot of the hospital loomed ahead all too soon, and as you pulled into a space, you noticed the way his hands gripped the edge of the seat, his knuckles white.

Once inside, you held his hand tightly as you checked him in and waited for the nurse to call his name. He kept glancing at you, like he needed reassurance you weren’t going anywhere.

Finally, a nurse approached, clipboard in hand. “Austin Butler?”

“That’s me,” he said, his voice a little shaky.

The nurse smiled warmly. “We’re ready to get you prepped for surgery.”

Austin’s grip on your hand tightened, and he turned to you, his eyes wide with nervousness.

“Hey,” you said softly, standing on your tiptoes to cup his face in your hands. “You’re going to be okay. I promise.”

“I’m scared,” he admitted, his voice barely audible.

“I know,” you whispered, pressing a soft kiss to his lips. “But you’re stronger than you think. And when you wake up, I’ll be right here, making fun of your hospital gown.”

That earned you a shaky laugh, and he kissed you again, lingering for a moment like he didn’t want to let go.

“I love you,” he said, his voice steady this time.

“I love you too,” you replied, your heart swelling with emotion.

The nurse gave you a moment before gently leading him away. You watched until he disappeared around the corner, your chest tight with worry but your resolve stronger than ever.

“All yours,” you whispered to yourself, taking a deep breath and heading to the waiting room.

The waiting room was cold, sterile, and far too quiet. The hum of fluorescent lights and the occasional ding of the receptionist’s phone were the only sounds keeping you company. You’d been given updates—one nurse had reassured you that everything was proceeding smoothly—but the minutes dragged on like hours.

You tried distracting yourself, scrolling aimlessly through your phone, but nothing could hold your attention. Every time the door opened, your head snapped up, hoping it was a nurse with news.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, a doctor in scrubs walked into the room, a small clipboard in hand.

“Miss?” he asked, glancing around.

You stood so fast your chair nearly toppled over. “Yes! Is he okay?”

The doctor gave a kind smile, his voice steady and calm. “The surgery went perfectly. We were able to remove the appendix before it ruptured, and he’s in recovery now. He’ll be groggy for a little while as the anaesthesia wears off, but you can see him shortly.”

Relief hit you like a tidal wave, and you let out a breath you hadn’t realised you’d been holding. “Thank you. Thank you so much.”

The doctor nodded and gestured for you to follow a nurse down the hall. Each step felt lighter than the last, the knot of worry in your chest slowly loosening.

When you entered the recovery room, Austin was propped up in the hospital bed, his head lolled slightly to one side. His eyes were closed, and his usually perfect hair was a mess, sticking up at odd angles. The sight made your heart ache with affection.

You moved quietly to his side, pulling a chair closer to the bed and sitting down. Gently, you reached for his hand, threading your fingers through his. His skin was warm, his grip surprisingly strong despite how out of it he looked.

“Hey, sleepyhead,” you said softly, brushing your thumb over his knuckles.

Austin’s eyes fluttered open, and he blinked a few times before focusing on you. A lazy, lopsided smile spread across his face.

“Baby?” His voice was rough, thick with grogginess.

“I’m here,” you murmured, leaning closer so he could see you clearly.

“Hi,” he said, his tone slow and dreamy, like he was discovering you for the first time. “You’re so pretty.”

You couldn’t help but laugh, warmth spreading through your chest. “Thanks, handsome. How are you feeling?”

“Great,” he said with a sigh, his head lolling back against the pillow. “Everything’s so… floaty. And you’re here. Perfect.”

His free hand reached up, clumsily brushing against your cheek. “I love you. Did I say that already? I love you so much. You’re, like… my favourite person. Ever.”

“You might’ve mentioned it,” you said with a soft laugh, though your cheeks were starting to burn.

“Good,” he said firmly—or at least as firmly as someone still high on anaesthesia could manage. “’Cause it’s true. Don’t want you to forget.”

His words were slurred but so heartfelt that they made your chest tighten. You leaned in, pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead. “I won’t forget. Promise.”

Austin made a contented sound, his eyes fluttering shut for a moment before they snapped open again. “Wait. Where’re you going?”

“I’m not going anywhere,” you assured him, squeezing his hand.

“Good. Can’t go. Need you. You’re the best nurse ever. Prettiest, too,” he added, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.

You laughed again, resting your chin on the edge of the bed. “You’re a handful, you know that?”

“Yeah, but you love me,” he said, grinning like a smug toddler. “And I love you. So much. Like… infinity.”

Before you could respond, he tugged at your arm, trying to pull you closer. “C’mere. Lay with me.”

“Austin, you’re in a hospital bed,” you said gently, though you didn’t move away.

“Don’t care. Wanna cuddle,” he insisted, his voice taking on a petulant edge.

You glanced around the room, checking to see if a nurse was nearby, then carefully climbed onto the narrow bed, resting beside him. His arm immediately wrapped around you, pulling you close as he let out a satisfied sigh.

“See? Perfect,” he murmured, nuzzling into your shoulder. “Best nap ever.”

You couldn’t help but smile, your fingers gently brushing through his messy hair. “You’re impossible.”

“Perfectly possible,” he countered sleepily, a proud grin tugging at his lips.

You stayed like that for a while, the steady sound of his breathing lulling you into a state of calm. He mumbled occasionally, little declarations of love and nonsensical compliments—“Your hair smells like sunshine” and “I’d fight a dragon for you”—that made you laugh quietly to yourself.

The peaceful moment was interrupted by the soft knock of the nurse entering the room. You shifted to sit up, but Austin’s arm tightened around you like a vice.

“No,” he mumbled stubbornly, burying his face into your shoulder. “Stay.”

You laughed softly and stroked his hair. “Austin, I’m not going anywhere. The nurse just needs to check on you.”

The nurse, a woman in her late forties with a kind smile, approached the bedside with her clipboard. “Good afternoon, Mr Butler. How are you feeling?”

Austin peeked out from his spot against your shoulder, his gaze narrowing suspiciously. “She’s the only one allowed to touch me,” he declared, his voice slurred but resolute as he pointed at you.

The nurse blinked in surprise before her lips quirked into an amused smile. “I promise, I’ll be gentle. Just need to check your vitals so we can get you ready to go home.”

Austin shook his head, his grip on you tightening. “Nope. Not happening.”

“Austin,” you said gently, pulling back just enough to look at him. “It’s okay. She’s just doing her job, and the sooner she’s done, the sooner we can leave.”

“But…” His lips turned down into a pout, his big blue eyes pleading with you. “I don’t like her touching me.”

The nurse chuckled softly, clearly used to patients in post-op haze. “I promise, it’ll be quick, and I’ll only touch what I absolutely have to.”

You cupped Austin’s face, tilting it so he’d focus on you. “Babe, you trust me, right?”

“Always,” he said immediately, his expression softening.

“Then trust me when I say it’s okay. She’s helping us get out of here, and I’ll be right here the whole time,” you reassured him.

Austin huffed dramatically, but he reluctantly loosened his hold on you. “Fine. But only ’cause you said so.”

The nurse gave you an approving smile as she got to work, checking his vitals and giving him instructions for post-surgery care. Austin endured it all with the patience of a grumpy cat, his eyes darting to you every few seconds as if to ensure you hadn’t left.

When it came time for him to get dressed, his stubborn streak reappeared.

“Can’t I just stay like this?” he asked, gesturing to his hospital gown.

You raised an eyebrow, smirking. “You want to walk out of here in a backless gown?”

He grumbled but finally allowed you and the nurse to help him into his sweatpants and hoodie. Once he was dressed, the nurse left to grab the discharge paperwork.

“I don’t like her,” Austin muttered as you helped him sit back down on the bed.

You laughed, shaking your head. “She’s just doing her job. Be nice.”

“She’s not you,” he said simply, as if that explained everything.

After signing the paperwork, you helped Austin into the car, his movements slow and stiff. He winced as he lowered himself into the passenger seat, and you quickly adjusted the seatbelt for him.

“Comfortable?” you asked, brushing his hair back from his forehead.

“Would be better if I was in bed,” he grumbled, though he leaned into your touch.

“We’re almost there,” you said with a smile, closing the door and walking around to the driver’s side.

By the time you pulled into the driveway, Austin was clearly feeling the effects of the surgery and the long day. His movements were sluggish, and he winced as he tried to unbuckle his seatbelt.

“Wait, let me help,” you said quickly, reaching over to unclip the buckle and gently ease it off him.

“Thanks,” he murmured, his voice barely above a whisper.

You came around to his side of the car and helped him out, one arm looped securely around his waist. He leaned heavily on you, his usual graceful movements replaced by slow, careful steps.

“How’s the pain?” you asked as you guided him toward the door.

“Not great,” he admitted with a grimace. “It’s like someone punched me in the stomach and then sat on me for good measure.”

You gave him a sympathetic smile, unlocking the door and helping him inside. “Alright, let’s get you to bed so you can rest. I’ll grab anything you need.”

“No arguments here,” he muttered, sinking onto the couch as soon as you were inside.

You crouched in front of him, your hands resting gently on his knees. “You okay to walk to the bedroom, or do you want to sit here for a bit?”

“I can make it,” he said, though he sounded doubtful.

“Come on,” you said softly, standing and offering him your hand. “I’ve got you.”

He leaned on you as you walked to the bedroom, his arm slung over your shoulders for support. You moved slowly, matching his pace, until he finally eased himself onto the bed with a groan of relief.

“Better?” you asked, adjusting the pillows behind him and pulling the blankets up over his legs.

“Getting there,” he mumbled, his eyes fluttering shut for a moment before opening again. He gave you a sleepy smile. “You’re the best. Can I keep you forever?”

You leaned down, pressing a kiss to his forehead. “I think you’ve already got me, Butler.”

“Good,” he murmured, his eyelids drooping. “Don’t ever leave.”

“I’m not going anywhere,” you promised, sitting down on the edge of the bed. “Now, do you need anything? Water, pain meds, a snack?”

“Just you,” he said softly, reaching for your hand, his grip surprisingly strong despite his grogginess. “Lay with me?”

You hesitated for a moment, glancing at the time. “I should get you some water and check your meds first—”

“Please?” he whispered, his voice so soft and vulnerable that it tugged at your heart.

“Alright,” you relented, kicking off your shoes and slipping under the covers beside him. “But if you need anything, you have to let me know, okay?”

“Deal,” he murmured, wrapping an arm around your waist as you settled in next to him.

You carefully rested your head on his shoulder, mindful of his soreness, and let your hand rest on his chest. He exhaled deeply, his entire body relaxing against yours.

“This is nice,” he mumbled, his voice thick with exhaustion. “Feels like everything’s better when you’re here.”

Your heart swelled at his words, and you pressed a gentle kiss to his jaw. “I’m not going anywhere, babe. Just close your eyes and rest.”

Within minutes, his breathing slowed, and you felt the tension melt from his body. You stayed awake a little longer, watching him sleep, your fingers brushing lightly through his hair.

Finally, you let yourself relax, the steady rhythm of his breathing lulling you into a peaceful sleep beside him. Whatever the day had thrown at you both, this was all that mattered—being here for each other, no matter what.

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Could you maybe tell us a bit more about remnant hunger? It seems like such a cool idea

Rubs hands together evilly like a small housefly Eheheeheheh (It’s easiest to explain if I just do an in-depth explanation of my au version of remnant, so this is some of that as well. The most important thing to understand is that remnant is NOT the same thing as soul.) REALLY long post ahead.

So the way remnant works in my au is that it’s a naturally occurring metal in the bodies of most living things (like iron or something) with a simple purpose: to bind the soul to its body. It’s found all throughout the system, but is concentrated most in the brain and nervous system (and the smarter an animal is, the more remnant there is binding its consciousness). So you want to make a ghost, huh? To do that you need a soul, a lot of remnant (different surfaces like metal hold onto remnant better) and a part of their body that the process will transfer the soul from. In areas with enough remnant, ghosts can happen naturally if there’s enough remnant in whatever part of the victim binds to a surface (Evan with the brain matter when his skull was crushed, Charlie with spinal fluid when she was stabbed in the neck). Remnant also has a relatively low melting temp (its liquid in the human body) and unbinds if it heats up to its gas state.

Now, living things constantly gain and lose enough remnant in their systems through the natural process of eating, drinking and breathing that running seriously low is hard to do without already being on the brink of succumbing to hunger and exhaustion. But spirits? Whatever they possess (be it an animatronic or corpse) exists in a much more passive state. They lose remnant, but it’s harder to gain it without digestion or circulation. It takes a while, but day by day their soul slowly unwinds from their body. The symptoms tend to present themselves as an intense hunger accompanied by a lack of self control that progresses into the eventual point of completely uncontrollable aggression. You can stave it off for a while, but in the end the only way to end the hunger is to sate it with concentrated remnant- aka human flesh.

You don’t necessarily have to kill someone for it (Mike probably breaks into morgues and such for the most part), but the longer something is dead, the less remnant it has. The guard bodies they recover from failed night shifts aren’t usually very intact almost entirely as a result of the animatronics feeding, Elizabeth gets a cut of the remnant from what she catches from Circus Baby’s capture mechanism, etc. William specifically was pretty fucked up by this, since he went like 30 years without more than the occasional rat to eat, so that whole time was in a sort of hunger-driven half conscious stupor (whoever unearthed him definitely got fucking eaten) which is why he’s so unhinged in fnaf 3 and much more ‘human’ in fnaf 6.

Mike was definitely pretty hard hit by the whole thing because: A) he has to pose as a human being and get along as normally as possible in society. B) he already has a lot of internalized fear of hurting people, and having a deep desire to bite Jeremy’s face off whenever he’s hungry doesn’t help. C) guy works at Fazbear Entertainment, he’s around blood and bodies all the time and he has to physically force himself not to just go batshit crazy. Good news, he can at least access already dead bodies somewhat consistently so he’s not running around murdering people, bad news is pretty good odds he snapped and ate a coworker once and got an extra layer of trauma on top of the ever growing pile.

[yandere-fics]

Ainsley's NSFW Alphabet

♡ A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) ♡

Of course she has to take proper care of you after an experiment, she can't have her cute test subject breaking on her, then she wouldn't be able to run another experiment on you for a few days. Not that she doesn't also enjoy taking care of you and worry about your health but she goes into a bit of analytical mode when she's running these tests on you.

♡ B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ♡

On both of you it has to be the eyes, how marvelous is it that with your eyes you were able to achieve love at first sight, eyes truly are a very joyous thing for you, they even allow her to watch you for hours on end as your eyes roll back into your head from the multiple sessions of testing you're helping her perform. It's wonderful how much of a gift this part of her body is to her, truly a gift of fate perhaps.

♡ C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) ♡

Well she's obviously going to bottle yours and taste it, it would be lovely to mix some in with the mystery drink she drinks every morning, she won't let you know she's doing that though or you might try to pour it out and she can't really have you wasting such a valuable substance, and by that she means both the mystery drink and your bodily fluids. If it's in the omegaverse she's going to use your fluids to make something that will induce a rut in her. Also either way her cum is a mystery liquid and you don't want to know what it is anyways.

♡ D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ♡

She doesn't even need to mix your blood with anything for it to affect her like an aphrodisiac, you would think she was the vampire with the way it affects her, she rarely touches it because if she indulged herself in it too much no experiments would ever get done accurately, it doesn't work with anyone else's blood either so it's starting to feel like her weird soulmate thing is true.

♡ E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ♡

She has a lot of experience but not with experimenting sexually, she's been waiting to be able to run these sorts of tests until she finds someone she loves, they mean a lot to her and how could she run them on just some random person, these are meant to sort of bond the both of you and combine your interests.

♡ F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ♡

She has a very comfortable padded table where she likes to have you lay in the center, it makes it easy for her to poke and prod at you while she records your reactions. She does like to bend you over the examine table and slowly fuck you after her experiments are over sometimes though. She tries not to because it might mess with her record keeping but she really can't help herself when you look so lovely like that.

♡ G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) ♡

She's entirely serious, she'd have to be in order to make sure the results of her testing are properly recorded. She also expects you to take it seriously, don't muffle your sound dear or she'll have to get one of those gags that open your mouth, please she needs accurate data on how this makes you squeal, you wouldn't want her to have to test it again because you fucked up the results, would you?

♡ H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) ♡

She's very fluffy down there, you aren't going to see it very often since she uses magic much more often. The carpet does not match the drapes, it's a dark black color whereas her hair is ashy blonde almost like the color has been stripped from it. She doesn't dye her hair, years of prolonged magic exposal has stripped it of it's color and vitality, she uses severe conditioner or it will frizz the fuck out and probably all fall off.

♡ I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) ♡

She just makes it feel so clinical at time, sure she can absolutely take a pause for the experimentation and just do it regularly with you but this for her does feel romantic, she's including you in her magic so it's bonding and very romantic in her eyes, fine she'll do it your way if you want but you had better promise you won't squirm away as much next time she wants to run another test.

♡ J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) ♡

You can't really tell if she does get off, I mean she sure looks happy after your experiments but did she get off? When she does fuck you too, something definitely cums out but honestly it's just as likely that she has let something weird out inside you just to act like she came for the sake of the experiment. She definitely doesn't jack off.

♡ K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) ♡

Magic and blood play. She saves things related to your blood for very very special occasions though. She does want to use a knife and mark you with it but that would be unrelated to the tests she's running unless she's testing a blood thickener or something. She often will make you consume her blood to see if it will affect you the way yours affects her. She might use yours if she's feeling spicy since it has an aphrodisiac effect on her.

♡ L = Location (favorite places to do the do) ♡

Only in her tower, it's the best place to remove any variables that could mess with her results since her tower is set up the same every time she wants to experiment with you.

♡ M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) ♡

She wants to learn more about you and how your body responds to certain things she does with it, what gets you to whimper, what makes you whine, and what makes you moan at the top of your lungs for more. If she wants to know everything about you then it means she has to do lots of testing.

♡ N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ♡

She won't share you, she'd murder everyone else in the kingdom and resurrect someone forcing them to look and act like her and be her puppet if you really want a threesome, there's surely someone who would be compatible to be resurrected as her duplicate in the whole kingdom, she just have to keep killing until she finds them.

♡ O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) ♡

I don't think you want to give with what she's packing just saying, the mystery liquid doesn't taste very good and while having it inside you makes you feel a state of tranquility and expedited healing, drinking it makes you feel a little bit light headed and a bit like a cat on catnip so probably best to avoid doing that too often. She won't make you do that anyways since doing it often might fuck with her results. She often does experiments involving your cum, making it thicker, making it wetter, making you produce more juices and part of that is tasting it so she often eats you out.

♡ P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) ♡

It's slow and steady because that enables her to take proper notes as everything happens, sure she could speed up but that would introduce too many variables to measure, was it the speed, was it the heat produced by the speed, was it that you're extra exhausted now, she can't tell and it fucks up the experiment.

♡ Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ♡

Quickies don't allow for enough note taking and if she pauses in the middle of the experiment to have a quickie with you then it might skew the results since now so is introducing herself as an unexpected variable. Thus quickies are a no go.

♡ R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) ♡

This whole thing is an experiment to her, of course she likes to experiment and take risks, so long as they happen in her safe magic tower where she can make sure they are conducted in a safe manner with very few variables. During it outside would introduce too many variables to get accurate clear results.

♡ S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) ♡

She can do this all day but she'll keep the experiments limited to a few hours because she doesn't want there to be too many variables like exhaustion included. She would like you to be fully recovered before the next test which will take longer if she leave the experiment running too long.

♡ T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) ♡

They aren't exactly toys, she took the models that Elisha designed and decided they weren't nearly creative enough since they didn't include magic and by infusing a bit of her will into the things she made she could make them specifically designed to crave being inside her darling. They also can tease themselves to do better each time she turns them on.

♡ U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ♡

She's not trying to tease you she was merely testing to see what your reaction would be if she pulled on your nipple will it was covered in the 'goo' compared to how it reacts when she pulls on it not covered in the 'goo'. Sorry you took it as teasing baby girl, she didn't mean for you to get that impression.

♡ V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) ♡

Honestly I think I would punch her because she mostly just sits in the corner writing her stupid little notes and making small comments to herself about how this potions seems to make you too woozy to respond and she needs to lower the wooziness in her next batch. If you try to talk to her she'll probably either ask you to tell her more how you're feeling or shush you because she has to document this.

♡ W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) ♡

If she uses magic all day then her hair looks greyer and then when you wake up is's gone back to a more normal ashy blonde. This is because the magic uses her vitality and then she uses blood to return some of the vitality to herself and it returns to a better shade. If she stopped using magic in general and keeps taking the blood it would likely return to black but she never gives it enough recovery time to return to black.

♡ X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) ♡

She certainly fucks you with something, you're pretty sure it's a real dick because something comes out of it though if you look at it you might die because that is not the color of a real dick which just makes you highly concerned about what is coming out of it and going into you. It's best not to think about the mystery substance. Anyways she's pretty thick, very bulky, not as much as Nora but she's got a decent amount of meat on her, almost dad bod especially with her flat chest. It really fits the dress shirts she's always wearing well.

♡ Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) ♡

Her overall natural yearning is pretty low, she only really wants it when she gets really really inspired to test something out otherside she's fine just hanging out with you, if she doesn't have any questions she wants to test then she's unlikely to initiate although it's extremely rare for her to not have something she wants to test with you.

♡ Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ♡

You don't know if you've ever actually seen her sleep, sure she lays in bed with you idly chattering about which experiment she wants but whenever you wake up she's always up before you and you always see her drinking that weird coffee drink so you're pretty sure that just keeps her semi permanently awake.

[giggly-squiggily]

I AM HERE TO YAP ABOUT BLUE LOCK

and i reeeeeaally liked s2 so i'm gonna get the stuff i didn't enjoy out of the way right at the beginning so i can focus on all the stuff i liked: animation was kinda boring. i didn't enjoy how static it was and i CERTAINLY did not enjoy the weird unfinished looking 3d shots

HOWEVER THERE'S GOOD NEWS REGARDING THAT POINT - I DID NOT REALLY CARE BECAUSE I WAS SO INVESTED ANYWAY WOHOO

don't get me wrong, i would've loved more motion but the shots that were supposed to hit really hit - like reo copying aiku?? HELLO?? i kicked my feet when i saw that it looked sooo cool AND REO COPYING NAGI TOO 😭😭 i don't even fw reo all that much but that got me so hyped i got surprised by my own excitement 💀 and all the goal shots too, barou swooping in to steal that pass from rin and isagi's final goal went so hard, i watched those in bed yesterday before going to sleep and i was silent screaming to not wake people up

i gotta say my favorite segment animation wise was rin outdribbling sae in the end, it was so fluid and pretty and the colors and effects were so cool i loved it 🛐🛐 also i hate to say it but rin won me over - he was kinda whatever to me but when "I'm done being Itoshi Sae's little brother" OUFFF SIR MY HEART 😭😭😭 also i lk wanna slap sae like yes good character but bro why are you such a cunt 💀💀

now have a completely unsorted list of my personal s2 highlights:

the puzzle piece saying "luck" flashing over the screen right before isagi's final goal

nagi being like "did i mess up my introduction" when everyone was dead silent after his goal

oliver aiku

gagamaru doing the weird fish kick?? i don't remember the name where he threw his legs up while being on his forearms to defend the goal- yk what i mean right

bachira letting the monster take over in the end

karasu's "use me" line when he joined the attackers

oliver aiku.

chigiri running, chigiri teaming up with otoya and karasu, chigiri cramping, chigiri crying, every shot of chigiri was a blessing

ISAGI HELPING CHIGIRI STRETCH AND TELLING HIM HE DID GOOD WHILE CHIGIRI WAS ABOUT TO CRY ARE YOU KIDDING ME MY HEART BROKE

having the families there that was so sweet

did i mention oliver aiku

niko in the big jacket he looked so CUTE

ego's fist clenching after they won the match

when rin made his way to the goal all by himself and the ball hit the what's it called the metal frame or whatever and sae went "still half-baked" that had me gagging like girl?? GIRL?? THE NERVE??

shidou, while gross, was very cool and i really like him a lot more than i thought i would

speaking of shidou having him electrocuted and locked up with a muzzle was crazy like respectfully ego you should be in jail

kunigami entering blue lock again was so hnngnn like why does he look like he went to war why do i have a feeling that i'm not gonna like the reunion between him and his old teammates

OLIVER 👏 FUCKING 👏 AIKU 👏

i'm probably forgetting a shit ton of stuff but that's it for now ily have a great day or night or whatever feel hugged and drink water ❤️

QBSBWNNDNWNDNWNDNNW AHHHHHH I KNOW RIGHT HOLY- 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Nah cause full agree the animation in the beginning was kinda funky, but they got their shit together by the end and that’s all I really needed you know? Especially that movie-like animation towards the end AHHHHH!!! AND REO!!!! When Aryu called him “Glam-eon” I nearly choked to death I was laughing so much whxbwnndns BUT SERIOUSLY HE CAME THROUGH!!! He grew on me like a fungus (affectionate)

RIN’S TRANSFORMATION ANZNANNSNS I was lowkey icked by the tongue thing but the REST AHDBANDNNSS He really said “fuck it” and went full zombie mode ABSBNWNSNANS 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 honestly mood Sae deserves a kiss on the cheek followed by a backhand 💀 I get it- but COME ON!!!

Gonna be real- I think you forgot about Oliver Aiku Rey ahznnansnqjsnwnsnsn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NAH BUT FOR REAL HE WAS THE MOMENT!!! THEY ALL WERE!!! Chigiri’s existence was everything; from his wins to his tears to him in the FREAKING PUFFER HE LOOKED SO DAMN PRECIOUS THEY ALL DID AHZBANZNWNNSNSNSNS

I FREAKING LOST IT WHEN IT MISSED HELL TO THE NAH- AND THE DRIBBLE OFF QJSNWNSNNWNSNWNDN 😍😍😍😍😍😍 all the things you listed, Bachira being freaking amazing, Shidou being a slut (affectionate and also mood) for Sae, EGO’S SUBTLE BUT REAL FIST CLUTCH MY HEART!!!! He was so damn proud in his own right 😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🥰🥰😭😭💪🏻

KUNIGAMI I’M GONNA LOSE MY SH- That both scares me and excites me AHHHH GOD AHNSNQNSNANSNSNS 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 the families, the victories, the wins the FREAKING ITOSHI BROTHERS- BARU RIPPING HIS SHIRT OFF QHSBBWBXNWNDNSNS (I cried laughing over Maid Barou’s return 🤣)

AND JUST FREAKING ISAGI WHAT ARE WORDS TO DESCRIBE I ADORE HIM SO!!! His support to Chi, his win, his awkward interview turning into him being such a powerhouse- AHHHHH!!!! This whole season was banging!!! Sure, animation was debatable in the beginning but where it hit like you said HIT!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖 God I wanna watch season 3 now! 🤣🤣🤣 Gotta wait, but I’m likely gonna rewatch it from the beginning soon so YEE!!!

Thank you for screaming over Blue Lock with me friend! Even if I’m late to reply, I’m always welcoming to shrieking fits of Blue Lock!!! Just- GAHHH! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[chainoftalent]

1/2 I am the anon who wrote in the other day - thank you for responding so quickly! Would you be willing to do prompts from the NSFW Headcanon Game for both Yandere Kokichi and Yandere Shuichi if you feel comfortable with it and/or have the time? If so, could you do B, C, F, G, I, M, N, P, Q, R, S, T, U, W, X, and Y for both of them? I am sorry, I know that's a lot to ask for! I was tempted to ask for the entire prompt but I feel terrible because it's a lot for just one character, let alone two!

*spits out my drink* well, you certainly know what you want! Do I need to get you some water for that THIRST

NSFT Yandere Alphabet B, C, F, G, I, M, N, P, Q, R, S, T, U, W, X, and Y for Kokichi and Shuichi

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Kokichi really likes his hands, he likes how clever his hands are and how quick they are, especially on use to his partner. While Kokichi really likes his partner's legs. He is definitely a bit of a leg guy, he likes them lean and strong.

If Shuichi had to pick, then maybe his eyes? They look kinda nice with the eyeliner and all that? He's not very body positive towards himself. His favorite part of his partner is their figure, especially if they're more on the curvy or heavy side, he likes being able to hold you.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Kokichi honestly finds all the fluids of sex kinda gross, ew, so if you swallow for him you'll make him quite happy.

Shuichi thinks yours tastes absolutely divine!

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Kokichi likes when you ride his thigh, getting to pleasure you and you being on his lap, AND it can be done on his throne? Yes please.

Shuichi likes a cowgirl, getting straddled and getting to look you in the eyes? Win!

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Kokichi is inherently impossible to stay serious for longer then a minute he's going to be like "hey babe let me take my scarf off" and then he takes it off for like five whole minutes because he tied a bunch of other scarves to it and they just keep being pulled out from under his clothing my dude my guy you are not getting laid at this rate-

Shuichi tries to take it seriously, but hes a nervous wreck and easy to fluster, no intimidation at all, so it becomes rather funny even if he whines if you laugh at him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Kokichi tries to keep it as light as possible, but if hes in a mood or doing aftercare, you'll find his touch...lingering, his holds more deep, some yearning to hold you so very close and keep you so very safe.

Shuichi wants to be so romantic but he's ~terrible at it~ he tries to be smooth and sweet but then you kiss his cheek and now he can't speak for another five minutes, you'll get their one day Shuichi.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Not much actually turns Kokichi on, but submission and giving his partner pleasure is definitely at least mild turn ons, he's just not very sex minded unless his partner is.

Meanwhile Shuichi is the guy who'll get stiff if he so much as has a breeze hit him while he's thinking about you. Very easy to rile up, it's funny.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Kokichi will never bottom, it's not even a control thing he just thinks that sounds Gross. All the fluids? The mess? Nooo thank you.

Shuichi hates painplay, he'll maybe give one or two spanks if you really want it but nothing more, he doesn't want to hurt anyone!!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Kokichi goes at your pace, do you want fast? Do you want slow, you'll get it, he's not here for his own pleasure after all.

Shuichi tries to be gentle and slow and all that, but once he's riled up he'll pick up in intensity pretty fast unless you snap him back to slowing down.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Kokichi doesn't mind a quickie, he'll stick a toy in you and we'll get this done in five minutes! No problem!

Shuichi much prefers something much much longer, but if you really just want something quick, he'll oblige, though he might try and draw it out into something more proper if you let him.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

As long as there's not too much mess Kokichi will try basically anything once on you if you want!

Shuichi likes to experiment but he also will be like "okay you can back out if you really want you dont have to do this for me-" the entire time and that can be a bit annoying.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Kokichi has little stamina, but he's more of a stone top so thats fine, he can keep you teased out without wearing himself out with chasing his own finish for hooours because he won't touch himself but if you like suck him off? It won't take long.

Shuichi actually has a decent amount of stamina! He can keep going for awhile and would love to push you to multiple orgasm, but if you get overwhelmed you can tap out pretty easily.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Since Kokichi doesn't really like to use himself, he owns so many toys that can do the job done on whoever needs it in DICE. True found family shares and helps out whenever help is needed after all, wink.

Shuichi starts out with a really basic collection, but the longer he knows you and is well, fucking you, he'll collect more if he sees anything he wants to see you with.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kokichi is such a tease if you tell him you want something slow, so much dirty talk, so much touching but not touching the Right places, he can go all day like this.

Shuichi doesn't like to tease for long, he might tease for a few minutes but then he can't help but escalate, he just wants you so so so badly!

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Kokichi likes human furniture while Shuichi has a thing for femdom.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Shuichi is on the average size for his height, uncut, while Kokichi is a bit big for his height but honestly he's a little smaller then Shuichi still because he is a small lad.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Kokichi actually has a rather low sex drive, he's the kind of guy who watches porn completely clothed with his hands on his lap as he just stares at it and makes bad jokes, he's really only all that interested in the control it gives him, he likes making people feel good.

Shuichi has a decent sex drive but he's a Gentleman and a Good Partner so he's going to try not to bring it up unless you seem interested, he can handle himself if you dont want it sweetie!

And if I missed any send less next time (teasing), but do resend any I missed

[zezacle]

Idk how to feel about Mastermind. If you just laid out everything that happened as a bulleted plot synopsis, its great. Dramatic. What things have been leading to.

But didn't it feel so... rushed? Forced?

Spoilers under the cut

This episode felt like Hazbin. In a bad way. Hazbin felt like a great concept crammed into too short a runtime. And that is what Mastermind felt like. I kept saying while watching, "This is a fucking fever dream."

IMO The episode should've cliffhangered at Blitz's sentencing. Then the earlier scenes should've been used to set the stage better. Have a moment where IMP have briefly escaped the cops before being caught again or where they are in prison together where the main cast can have a moment before being thrust into the trial. Have a moment where Stolas checks in on Via before sitting down at the TV. Have a moment between Stella and Co. alluding to their machinations. Otherwise it plays out the same with Blitz being sentenced to death. He says ILY to his family, we see Stolas rush out from his living room. Credits.

Padding this out more would've done wonders to negate this feeling of everything happening all at once and lets the audience drink it in more. Understand the players, stakes and motivations. Like, other than the super diehard HB fans, who remembered exactly what Andrealphus wanted from Stolas? Like all I recalled was that he was mad at Stolas for pissing off Stella, not that he specifically wanted his legions. Who is Vasago and why exactly is he on Stolas' side? What's his motivation to speak up on his behalf?

Additionally, splitting this into a two-parter really helps negate the whiplash of the musical number. I like the musicalness of the Hellaverse, but that shit did not work for me. However if you come off a cliffhanger into Stolas saving Blitzø, show him try to explain things and fumble, THEN lead into the number, it would feel so much more fluid. Also there wasn't ever a moment shown where Stolas tried to think of an out before resulting to self-sacrifice which I thought was silly. Ik the bird is downbad, but he's smart enough to not make self-sacrifice his FIRST option.

The rushed nature hurt the second half a lot too. Blitzø’s reunion with his family (yes, I'm referring to Loona, Mills and Mox here, fight me) felt too fast considering he was just saved from execution. The most we got out of that 5s was Millie getting a line of emotionality and Loona sincerely saying "Dad" out loud and without hesitation. (Which is huge I love that)

There was not a lot of time to depict Blitzø’s grief in the moments he thinks Stolas is taking his place on the chopping block.

Additionally, it felt really shallow of Blitzø to recieve the praise from other imps directly in the presence of Stolas who is being assaulted by people throwing shit at him. I get that might be the point, but it would've felt far more in character if he like went to the roof after kissing Stolas goodnight and took in the celebration, realizing what its about and who its for. I've never been a Blitzø hater, but that moment felt so very off for a character who's known to be aggresively defensive of those he loves, often to the detriment of those very people.

This episode really would have benefitted from like 6mins of extra runtime. Seriously, two 14min parts would've killed so much better than this 22mins. I know that's a lot to ask from an indie animation studio with their budget, but it my two cents.

Anyway none of that matters- We got Kesha as Bee again 10/10 putting it on loop

[enniewritesathing]

🍼

🍺

💃 

hi 👋

🍼 — taking care of children

John: He takes that seriously (maybe a smidge too much) so he's good. Babies, for whatever reason, are 🤩towards him and they love it when he speaks to them; they tend to be less fussy. Getting them to sleep? Easy.

If they're older, he will teach them some light fundamentals of Muay Thai. (I'll give a hint that he did this with his kids... 2 out of 3 took to it very well, the other one did but they didn't quite have that 'killer instinct' but they were great in analyzing. Alicia is one of those 2.)

Brian: It's a part of his job so he pretty excellent at it. He knows how to read them well and act accordingly; very gentle and patient with kids as well. (I like to think of this as he's treating them like he should've have been growing up. Brian almost always clocks the kids that's struggling a bit.) With his kids, they come to him for advice; he's a great listener.

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

John: It doesn't matter what type it is, it's low, lol. He doesn't drink all that much to begin with. Two drinks is his max. Very touchy-feely after (but silly about it.)

Brian: Ridiculously high. He can down a bottle of anything like no one's business. He tends to do so when he's had a very stressful string of days at the hospital; that is a lot and he also gets pretty mean too. (Big reason why there's none in the house.)

💃 — dancing

John: Very fluid and he can sway like a willow tree in the wind. Or something. (He's good lol.)

Brian: He does have rhythm but he's also a little stuff...

[fakeosirian]

house of anubis drinking game (playtested for safety and enjoyment)

i can't drink for the forseeable future (just adhd meds things) but i made an excellent drinking game for each season of hoa a couple years ago SO! i decided fuck it i will pass it on here on the off chance that others would enjoy it in my stead:

IMPORTANT NOTE: this was playtested multiple times over (alone and with friends), both with blocks of a good few episodes in succession and a few episodes selected from a random number generator. it is intended for beer/drinks of similar ABV and should also be safe with wine if you take smaller sips, but is NOT RECOMMENDED for drinks of straight liquor or primarily consisting of liquor*. you know your limits better than i do, but consider yourself warned. swap in water as needed!

*may be safe for mixed drinks that have been sufficiently watered down (like seriously, increase that fluid volume)

and for what it's worth, like any good drinking game, there's still fun to be had without alcohol! i've done that before while playtesting (mostly to compare seasons and make sure one wasn't considerably more difficult than another) and still enjoyed myself, but i'm also a freak who derives a LOT of enjoyment from categorization and pattern-recognition, so. ymmv?

without further ado...

SEASON ONE

take a sip when...

there's a dangling shot-reverse-shot cliffhanger going into the commercial break

something weird is going on in the background of a shot (up to your discretion -- i count funny reactions, characters not the focus of the scene screwing around, sufficiently weird production design details. that sort of thing)

pin drop :)

someone steals something from faculty/staff

iconic patricia line ("WHERE'S JOY"/"I WANT HER HOME NUMBER" things of that nature)

someone lies Very Badly

take two sips when...

nina has A Moment

fabian looks like he's going to freak the fuck out

someone says a ship name out loud

mara makes someone's life much harder than it was before

patricia attempts or successfully commits a crime (assault, theft, etc.)

finish your drink when...

someone drinks The Piss (elixir)

someone gets kidnapped

SEASON TWO

take a sip when...

there's a dangling shot-reverse-shot cliffhanger going into the commercial break

something weird is going on in the background of a shot

pin drop :)

someone steals something from faculty/staff OR (NEW ADDITION) faculty/staff do some theft of their own

someone almost fucking dies

joy chooses violence

take two sips when...

nina has A Moment

fabian looks like he's going to freak the fuck out

someone says a ship name out loud

awful flirting and/or breakup tactics

"Gerbil"

finish your drink when...

a tunnel chamber's main puzzle is solved

someone actually fucking dies

SEASON THREE

take a sip when...

there's a dangling shot-reverse-shot cliffhanger going into the commercial break

something weird is going on in the background of a shot

pin drop :)

someone steals something from "Team Evil" or vice versa

patricia acts irrationally jealous

jerome simp moment

take two sips when...

KT makes a Face Of Some Sort

fabian tries to fight someone (or is otherwise uncharacteristically aggro)

denby looks...i have no word for it other than "horny"

oblique reference to a character who has since left the show

failed attempt at either sneaking into or getting someone out of the gatehouse

finish your drink when...

someone gets locked in the crypt

someone gets sinnered (ONE drink per episode this happens. do not die during the assembly.)

BONUS ROUND: TOUCHSTONE OF RA (THIS ONE IS A JOKE IT WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU)

take a SHOT when...

a scene just fucking. ends. far sooner than you were expecting.

fabian/mara hateship moment

something mindbogglingly stupid happens (up to your discretion, but probably better to err on the side of caution)

if you have any adjustments, additional ideas, or rule changes, i would love to hear them! i've swapped things around and out a few times, so while these are what remained/what seemed to get an appropriate number of hits (for my relatively small frame) and were fun drink triggers for me, it's by no means a final or comprehensive list. i recommend picking things you usually look for or come up often enough to be notable, are memorable plot moments that happen a few times over, or are otherwise characteristic of the show/season in question without coming up too often.

if you're so inclined, let me know your tally for each category for an episode if you try it out! happy playing! :D

[officeobject]

(An AI had to tell me how to hydrate myself properly, and I ended up info-dumping about this 30 year old stranger, hope this post helps :) )

So, I learned this from Bing AI:

"How to have balance between too much and not too much, hydration?

Copilot

Striking that hydration balance can be a bit of a dance. Here’s a plan:

Pee Check: Aim for pale yellow urine. Clear might mean too much, dark means too little.

Listen to Your Body: Thirst is a good indicator. If you're thirsty, drink up.

Regular Sips: Instead of gulping down large amounts, take small, regular sips throughout the day.

Mix It Up: Include hydrating foods like cucumbers, watermelon, and oranges.

Adjust for Activity: If you’re more active or it’s hotter out, you’ll need more fluids. Tune into your body's signals.

Set Reminders: Use an app or set alarms to remind you to take a sip.

Finding balance isn't about being perfect, but about being mindful. You're doing great just by asking these questions. Does this seem manageable for you?

How to have balance between too much and not too much, hydration?

Copilot

Striking that hydration balance can be a bit of a dance. Here’s a plan:

Pee Check: Aim for pale yellow urine. Clear might mean too much, dark means too little.

Listen to Your Body: Thirst is a good indicator. If you're thirsty, drink up.

Regular Sips: Instead of gulping down large amounts, take small, regular sips throughout the day.

Mix It Up: Include hydrating foods like cucumbers, watermelon, and oranges.

Adjust for Activity: If you’re more active or it’s hotter out, you’ll need more fluids. Tune into your body's signals.

Set Reminders: Use an app or set alarms to remind you to take a sip.

Finding balance isn't about being perfect, but about being mindful. You're doing great just by asking these questions. Does this seem manageable for you?"

And I kid you not, I used to gulp down the water - like, I have this mutual-staring 30 year old office worker in the window, alright? And they used to have a drink on their desk at times (was at their desk a lot whenever I was there to see), but since I bought a to-go office cup (for water, of course), I used to just sometimes be like "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS", basically - like, just gulping down like I'm taking a sip of my ... beer, I think (I don't know, I never drank alcohol and never will), and also, this is why I'm tagging this with alcohol, even though it has nothing to do with it - so anyways, this dude began drinking more water, and, since they mirror my body-language (or because we have the same/we have it similar), they would ALSO sometimes take gulps of water, and I've learned that's UNHEALTHY, and now that I have a week without them, I'm gonna drink more water (but not too much), go to the bathroom more (just kidding, I'll just pee on the floor - just kidding again), and also will try not to drink like I'm a 20 year old staring at someone with that generic red cup in my hand at an American party.

Also, get yourself a damn reusable washable to-go coffee cup, unless you have something ELSE to re-use, as they can hold cold and warm drinks, and are easy to wash, and WILL spill (very good if you have enemies), and are easy to drink out of and you can look productive and professional - seriously, my 30 year old doesn't hydrate themself, and when they do, they have a fecking water bottle or a can of whatever, and I am SERIOSULY concerned for their health, even though they're a 30 year old who looks completely fine and can balance their work with our friendship or whatever it is, without even getting fired - also, they even have a watch, like, wow, very adult and professional - like, don't get me wrong, they ARE a childish and emotional adult who appears to have the "same species of brain" as me, but they've been mad at the computer, co-workers, etc, a lot - like, even more than the others, I think, and have also been overly emotional about it, and they've been just fine - and one thing I love about their existence, is that it proves I can be my clingy petty childish emotional unattractive bitchy loser-self, and STILL have a cool conventionally successful job with people who wanna sit with me and talk to me and a person to have intense platonic staring tension with, WITHOUT getting fired, and I hope that also gives Y'ALL hope - like, this dude can INSTANTLY change their mood, even for a few seconds, and THEIR FACE ISN'T EVEN EXPRESSIVE, A LOT OF THE TIMES! They talk with their hands a lot though ... wish they'd with ME a lot though - YOOOOOOOOOOOO -

But yeah, drink water an appropriate amount or you will die.

(Tagged with autism and neurodivergence, in case other people wanna know about hydration and an overly long TMI of a story).

[today3467h]

Low blood pressure — hypotension

Overview symptoms and causes, prevention and myths, diagnosis and treatment, faqs — All you need to know about it

Overview

Low blood pressure or hypertension is a medical state where the rate of the blood pressure in the arteries becomes lower than there normal. When the Mercury reading is 90 mm it is said to be normal blood pressure but when it starts declining it is the condition of low blood pressure.

The symptoms of hypertension start worsening with age and proper treatment is needed to provide or else it may lead to various severe complications in One’s body.

The abnormality of hypotension can affect your everyday life very badly and you may start feeling restless and have headaches all the time. Their food proper diagnosis and treatment at an early stage are really important to live a balanced healthy life as before.

Types of hypotension

low blood pressure or hypotension is majorly classified into the following types-

Postprandial hypotension -

postprandial hypotension affects people of older age for an hour or two when they have their meals. •

Postural hypotensiom -

orthostatic hypertension occurs in a person when they are standing or sitting for a long time in one place. The state majorly affects pregnant women and their common in all. • Multiple system atrophy hypotension — when abnormalities start occurring in the nervous system of the person’s body it leads to multiple system atrophy .

What are the various signs and symptoms to detect hypotension?

Hypertension people can majorly be seen with the following symptoms-

• Vision loss

• Fatigue

• Obesity

• Nausea

• Diarrhoea

• Restlessness all the day

• Fainting e

• Unable to concentrate at the workplace

• Dizziness

• Weakness and tiredness

• Demotivated

• Pale skin tone

• Shallow breathing

• Rapid pulse rate

Did to seek medical attention for hypotension?

Medical consultation is needed if anyone faces the above symptoms and does not show any kind of improvement within a few days.

What are the various causes that lead to low blood pressure or hypotension ?

Blood pressure depends on many Lifestyle factors like the way you sit, your stress level, your other medication consumption bad habits, or any kind of substance abuse. However, some of the most common causes of hypertension include the following of-

Being pregnant

• Dehydrated from inside

• Menstruation or some other reason of blood loss

• Genetics / hereditary

• Suffering from viral infections and allergies like septicaemia or anaphylaxis

• Hormonal imbalances

• Vitamin, fibre or some other nutrient deficiency in your body from a long time

• Consuming less sodium than needed

• Consumption of some other kind of medication or drug for a long time like water pills, alpha-blockers, beta-blockers, antidepressants and others

• Aged people have a chance to develop low blood pressure issues in their bodies automatically

Is low blood pressure preventable? How can I prevent hypotension?

The prevention of hypotension need not be extended a lot. You just need to take care of very basic things in your everyday life to stay healthy. Some of the precautional measures include the following-

• Stay hydrated. Drink a lot of fluids every single day

• Quit alcoholism, smoking or any other substance abuse if you do

• Without your doctor’s prescription please do not go for any kind of OTC medication or drug • Exercise regularly

• Have an adequate amount of sleep of at least 7 hours every day

• Practice yoga and meditation.

• Learn to manage stress

• Avoid exposure to toxins in the environment

• Avoid lifting heavy weights ( especially if you are a woman )

• Have a healthy diet with proper vitamins, fibre, calcium and essential nutrients

Some of the very common myths associated with low blood pressure -

Myth — low blood pressure is a very common issue and things need not be taken seriously

Fact — low blood pressure may not show its worst side in the beginning but in the long term it can even lead to death. Their food the symptoms of hypotension must never be ignored and doctor consults need to be taken at any cost.

Myth — low blood pressure affects only aged people

Fact — the risk of generating low blood pressure is more in aged people but it can affect people of any age even now the rate of children’s hypotension is also increasing.

Myth — if I feel restless all the time then I surely have a low blood pressure issue

Fact — this statement is not true. Yes, restlessness is one of the symptoms of low blood pressure but it is also the symptom of many other medical conditions. Only proper diagnosis can help in this state.

Myth — low blood pressure runs in my family so I can do nothing about it

Fact -yes chances may be higher for you to suffer from hypotension but it also depends on your lifestyle factors. If you choose to adapt yourself to a very healthy and fit life then nothing can harm you.

How do doctors diagnose low blood pressure/hypotension?

Doctors may ask questions about your symptoms and also go for various tests and examinations to detect your hypotension.

The following exams may be performed by the doctors-

Blood sample

• Urine analysis

• Study your past medical history

• Electrocardiogram test or ECG test

• Tilted table test

What treatments are available for low blood pressure/hypotension

Before treatment, one must keep in mind that blood pressure issues can never be solved completely and the disease can only be managed and reduced to a certain level.

The level of treatment also differs depending upon the stage at which you are currently in.

Doctors generally suggest the following treatment options-

• Compression elastic stockings

• Drugs like fludrocortisone and oven

• You may be suggested to hire a dietitian who prepare a proper diet plan for you which include protein-rich, fibre-rich, calcium-rich, vitamin-rich and other nutrient-rich foods and also with a low carbohydrate intake

• Sodium supplements

• Fluid supplements

• You can also be suggested to hire a body trainer to help you get a perfect body physique

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[cartanacia]

(Also written on the bus home 😭)

Oooh that is so cool...I love the contrasts you draw between them, that’s really similar to how I think of them too! 

(Just a random collection of thoughts now lol)

Diver is definitely the more laid-back of the two, but I also feel like in an especally serious or grim situation, that characteristic would kind of reverse for them, with Lander becoming focused and Stoic (in the philosophical sense rather than emotionlessness) as Diver starts to panic. I’m thinking of that scene where someone (I’m guessing Metalhawk? But I can’t remember) is like “you’re drinking? At a time like this?” and Lander responds, “I’m drinking because it’s a time like this.”

I totally agree with the part about Diver vs Lander on sticking to a schedule. I feel like Diver’s job is great for him because it involves a lot of waiting around, seeing what the animals need and reacting to them in a fluid way, figuring out what has to happen as the situation develops. Whereas Lander likes all his dates and parties because he gets to min-max his schedule with fun lol. I think Lander is a fan of high-effort excitement. If Diver and Lander went on a vacation together, I feel like Lander would have an itnerary and be trying to make sure they see everything there is to see while Diver just wants to wander and explore whatever happens to catch their interest. 

I feel like Diver isn’t exactly shy, but he doesn’t feel the need to talk to people much and just likes working with animals and using his hands. Compared to Lander, who derives a lot of energy from showing off and being cool and hot. Sort of like IDW Rodimus except toned down and focused on showing off through taste and distinction rather than flaming acts of Rodimusness. I have a Masterforce remake comic-type story bouncing around in my head where Metalhawk and Lander eventually go public about being aliens and handle all the media appearances and talking to governments and helping scientists that that involves (Metalhawk taking that responsibility Very Seriously, Lander reveling in the attention a little) while Diver and Phoenix stay private. 

Speaking of Metalhawk, I feel like he would be close with/ask for advice from each of the three other Pretenders for different reasons. I feel like he’s known Diver the longest and talks to him to just get a level-headed, calm view of a situation (or collaborating on a project related to biology or ecology ofc). He talks to Lander when he needs some more intricate, less intuitive ideas because he knows Lander knows a lot of eclectic and obscure stuff and tends to have more ambitious plans. In my mind Phoenix is pretty close with Lander but distant/estranged from Diver (for reasons I won’t get into now sdfjslf). 

Also this might not make sense, but I feel like a fundamental part of how I view Lander’s character is "sharpness”. I get some nebulous sense of “sharpness” from the way Lander talks to people and his sarcasm and his glasses and the way he pronounces the word “transform”. Whereas from Diver I get a nebulous sense of “roundness” (or “softness”?) from his robot form and his hoodies and his human face. I have no clue how to explain that further lol. 

HIIIII following a recent question I got (keep lookout for another post like this answering the other one sometime in the future, y'all 😌), I'm taking this opportunity to Finally explain specifics & thoughts I have about how Landiver works as a ship in my mind, why I ship them etc. No it's not justification because I will not be Not shipping these idiots anytime soon, Landiver and Ginhawk are two of like six total ships from all my fandoms that live rent-free and undebatably permanently in my mind thanksss <3

and so yea on that note, any of yall reading this don't have to agree with everything I say!! (Pls don't tell me what you disagree with tho I'm not gonna stop you from thinking what you will and all opinions are valid esp in the realm of like, fan-interpretation of fictional characters, but I am so full of anxiety I will be afraid and scared; I am just begging, don't point out what you don't agree with just leave me beeeeee)

I also realize a lot of this is my personal interpretations of them, which may or may not be entirely accurate (tho to be fair, we only rlly did get glimpses of who the pretenders rlly are as ppl, considering how plot-heavy a series it was; I'd say Hawk got the most attention in terms of that and even he doesn't get as much expansion as I'd have liked 😭) so....there's a lot of room for said interpretation imo.

But yea anyway, I'm talking purely canon Landiver (not gonna get into my AU anytime soon because it's relatively similar to this with more focus on different details bc they have different pasts and such in that....so yea)

Without further ado, my rambles are below the cut. Apologies for any grammatical errors, I typed this on my phone on the bus going home and while laying on my bedroom floor 😭✨

Enjoy! :']

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I think they work as a ship for a bunch of reasons (I'm only gonna mention some of my thoughts about this because I don't wanna go on for too long 😳)!!!!!

One, their personalities being somewhere in the middle of "opposites" and "the same." Like not "yin and yang" kinda thing but they're also not the same type of person either. Lander might be more confident, talkative, and quicker to get emotional/heated about things compared to an exponentially more easy-going and level guy like Diver. But Diver isn't shy or unemotional, and he is most certainly confident in himself. Both of them Give 0 fucks™ but in different ways, I guess. In that regard, I feel like they also mix very well personality-wise. Lander is more interested in doing the talking, the ranting, etc. Diver says what he needs to in shorter ways in general, prefers listening and making input here and there, chuckling while Landmine fumes about some guy at work. However he might also be slightly more wordy when talking to Lander. Conversely, Lander might be more chill and show the "softer" sides of himself with Diver, the side that loses that usual "cool, confident, smooth guy" composure for example. Fumbles up his usual fast-paced talk because he's distracted w the guy in front of him (when they're in a mostly romantic mood, that is) Lander is certainly more organized and can be a little uptight about things going as they were planned to, whereas Diver (like me lmao 😭) is kind of just perpetually confused a little bit, and just going with it. But see, it doesn't seem that way because he always has this look about him that says to the outside world that he's got this and he is not fazed. He forgets stuff a lot, spaces out, dozes off, etc. Lander's got his back with that tho ✨

Diver isn't as emotional as Lander, so he's a great touchstone for Lander to center himself when he starts to panic or flip out about something. And he only lets himself do that with Diver because he feels like he can. And, being with Lander for so long has encouraged him to express himself and be emotional in his own way more often than before they met. Slowly, over time.

They have different interests for the most part, and aren't going to pretend they want to adopt every single one of each other's interests, but they have a mutual understanding of that, and enjoy the difference in tastes. So they just let each other be. Little things like: Lander's a city person, Diver's a nature guy. Lander prefers style and flashiness, Diver just wants what works, and doesn't mind. Lander is watching like five different dramas at once when he's not working his day job or out on missions, and Diver enjoys reading more (which might be because he's out on be boat or busy doing lots of really hands-on work with aquariums and such for his day job, spending less time than his partner does in an office doing paperwork). Diver will easily take a beer over an expensive wine Lander might've found, and Lander likes finer-quality alcohol, but both would be willing to have the other thing if they're hanging out together and one really wants to have their thing that night. And, they both love a good fistfight, enjoy physical touch as a primary (Diver) or secondary (Lander; his primary is actually gift-giving) love language, drinking, and collect cassette tapes together ✨

Also quick aside, but I HC they chose human bodies that put them around mid-to-late-40s. This is interesting because for example, Hawk has a body that puts him at like 23 (yes specifically 23 don't ask 😳) in human years, and Phoenix is mid-30s. Then we have the other humans characters who are actually just their age (Ginrai is 19, etc...) However, in Cybertronian years, the Pretender team are relatively like the same age, give or take a [cybertronian] year. This is another reason they are so easily connected in a way, because both in human years and cybertronian, they're around the same age, but especially as humans, they'd be not rlly old or super young. Idk how to describe it properly but maybe you know what I mean?? 😳

They are also incredibly playful with one another--always have been. Like, lowkey harassing one another (affectionately) and constantly joking around/making witty quips back and forth in their way, with a specific type of energy no one else has. In fact, they have energies that match in a way where they are as they always have been: like old friends. No one else quite gets it. They're just....a pair. Always together, which I feel like even in the anime you see them fooling around together and perpetually side by side. (Take that one bit where Diver grabs Lander and like ruffles up his hair....i love their vibe sm 😭✨)

They never descend into a serious argument because even their constant "bickering" isnt really bickering at all and more just making comebacks at one another over something on which they disagree, until one bursts into laughter and the other follows.

[Landiver in general is a whole different vibe to say, Ginhawk, both having intimately sweet moments but in very different ways.]

They are more than willing to bring it up when they don't like something/have something to talk about, not worried even for a moment what the other will think, because it will always be the safest place to simply talk it out amongst themselves. They would be hard-pressed to trust anyone else when either have somth serious to discuss. Maybe (hard maybe) Phoenix, since he's usually hanging out with those two when he's around (which is just not that often at all, I'll get into that in the other thread haha) and is somewhat a close friends...but usually it's just Lander and Diver. However even s, they rarely ever have to because they don't really have lines to cross with each other...they do not hold back when goofing around in their definitely shared sense of humor 😭💀✨

Also, I feel like it took them an extremely long time to actually formally get together just because...like, they've always been together anyway, but didn't really know how to go about,,, relationships in the official sense--if that was even something they wanted. It was on and off and on and off again for a while, Lander and Diver trying other relationships with other people for a long time (especially in the period of time after being separated to the different parts of the country once Lander got his new job over in New York and left where he'd been with Diver, again a whole separate thing I have HCs for which I touched on in my "In Relativity" fic; on that note I wanted to mention in both my AU and in canon, I HC Lander as bi and Diver as gay ✨). But they always found it didn't really....connect. over and over, both of them coming back together but not really being sure what it even was they had...and then something happens where it just clicks, and they realize, that...there isn't really anything else they should do. They do belong beside one another. They can be true only with each other, because when they are together, they are "home." As friends in a deeper, more intimate sense of that. Partners....lovers. But always friends, because they both think the whole relationship labels thing puts a wrench in the vibes. It's just very complicated to explain for them, but there's never been any kind of malice or struggle between them other than coming to the final conclusion how the answer has always been in front of them. They've known each other for centuries in our human terms, and they know they've been together forever in a sense, but sometimes it feels like they've known each other even longer.

(When they finally, formally got together, Ginrai and Phoenix just nodded to one another, like they've been waiting for this for ages, and Phoenix playfully punches Diver, who just starts laughing. Hawk, the other godmasters and the kids, are all just happy for the two)

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[petersbaby]

This is FOUL. I am warning you right now so don’t come to me saying this was too weird or gross, this is for the ppl with piss kinks because I know y’all are out there. I offer you this in solidarity

WARNINGS: 18+ piss play, oral m receiving

This is your last warning 💀

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“Cmon, just tell me what it is, you’re killing me with curiosity”, says your friend with benefits with an amused expression.

“Oh my god, no. Seriously drop it” you were turning red from embarrassment as you stand by listening to him try to guess your secret kink. You hadn’t really meant for it to be a special secret, it was just something too unconventional to casually say so you’ve kept it to yourself as long as you’d had it. You’d both had a couple of drinks, and somehow landed on the topic of kinks and fetishes.

He told you his, and honestly, they were kinda vanilla. You were absolutely not gonna go there with him because he’s so innocent compared to you.

“Okay okay, let me guess.” He starts naming off random things trying to catch your attention with the right one. “Being tied up? Being choked? Daddy kink? Spanking? Hair pulling?” He kept going and going.

“I mean I do like those things but nope. It’s too gross, I don’t wanna tell you”, you are becoming amused yourself watching him ponder every possible answer you could possibly give him.

“Gross. That’s a hint. Hmm. Spit. No?”, you shake your head. “Uhhh blood? Some kind of bodily fluid? Piss???” He was halfway joking, but you shifted in your seat as he said the last guess. Mortified. His face lights up as he feels accomplished for figuring out your “big secret”. Then came the concern.

“That’s a new one. Umm, yeah I wasn’t expecting that.” You can tell he’s just surprised and not actually judging you. He was very sweet and was very open and receptive to what you liked in bed, he just wanted to please you and make you happy.

“Yep. Can we switch the topic now, or…” you want to crawl into a cave and never come out. He absolutely thinks you’re weird. Perverted, sick.

“Hmm no, not that easy. Is that…something you want to try with me? What do you even do?”, he asks curiously.

“There’s a lot of things you can do, but I don’t want to if you’re even the slightest bit uncomfortable with the concept.”

“I’m not uncomfortable, hell I might even end up liking it myself. Just show me?” His sweet tone when talking about such a perverse topic was almost comical, you giggle to yourself as he arches his brows, totally serious.

“Hm. Okay, well to start out I have a non-messy way to do it. We gotta take a shower together.” You were a little bold and not as shy as usual because of the slight buzz you had from the alcohol.

“Easy enough, sounds good”, he replies. You’d showered with each other a couple of times in the past, so it was comfortable as you both stripped once reaching the bathroom. You stepped into the tub as he followed, there was a silence in the room but it wasn’t an awkward one. He was already starting to get hard, not trying to be subtle while staring at your naked body. He’d seen it many times but was still enamored with it.

You kissed him passionately for a minute, which got you rather worked up. You pull away from the heated kiss, much to his dismay, to then get down on your knees in front of him. You sit back, resting on your ankles for support, and open your mouth with your tongue out wide. You look up at him expectantly, watching as the cogs turned in his head and the pieces came together. Click.

“In-in your mouth? I don’t even know if I can, you kinda got me hard.”

“Yes, just try.”

He closes his eyes to really focus, he was nervous but excited to make you happy (and horny). A few moments passed before he groaned and his piss began to hit your tongue, which was still sticking out, and run down your chest. You collect some of the warm liquid and groped your own breasts, rubbing it on your tits, massaging them and pushing them together before making sure to catch the rest in your mouth, enjoying the salty and semi sour taste and the sensation of the warmth going down your throat.

At this point, he’s watched the whole thing and if he wasn’t hard before, he absolutely was now. He looks at you, still on the floor in front of him, almost in awe. “That was-yeah you’re right that was really hot.” You just smiled, licking the head of his length and collecting the small droplets still lingering before taking him into your mouth, at which he groans and braces himself with his hand on the shower wall.

“Oh my god, fuck, so good. Please.” He grabs a fistful of your hair and begins moving your head to the rhythm he wants, fucking in and out of your mouth, using you as a sex toy after using you as a toilet. The depravity drove him crazy, he was just feral at this point and so desperate to unload into your mouth. You liked being used, you just let it happen as he handles you roughly, mascara starting to run as unintentional tears fall down from the repeated gagging on his cock.

It didn’t take long at all, and soon after it started he was spilling into your mouth, down the back of your throat. You nearly choked on it, there was so much and it just kept on coming, but swallowed every bit. He offers a hand to help you to your feet, and he turns on the water. Warm, not scalding but still really warm, it felt amazing as it washed over your body. He wraps his arms around your waist from the back as you washed the makeup off your face, relaxing into the heat of the water and the heat coming from his body pressed to yours.

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Once you’re both clean, warm, and in pajamas, you crawl into bed together and decide to get a little high while watching a movie. “So… yeah. That’s that”, you said meekly. He hadn’t said a word about the whole experience and you were afraid he didn’t enjoy it. He just laughs, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

“You said there are several different things you could do, I’m excited to try them all out.” You nodded and snuggled deeper into his chest.

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NSFW WARNING! 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI.

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King Dice Aftercare Headcanons

King Dice Aftercare Headcanons (GAME)

King Dice is a very hardworking man, and he takes his job very seriously.

Well, not serious enough to refrain from sneaking quick peg sessions with you in the closet during his breaks, but serious enough that he will not waste time after he finishes.

“Sorry toots, you’re on your own. My break’s up.” And he’s out the door before you can even blink.

But on the chance that he does get to actually take things slow with you, and make LOVE to you instead of fucking you? He’s a true gentleman.

After he finishes, he will slip out of you, grab some tissues from a box he keeps at the ready on his nightstand, and he’ll clean you up.

He’ll wipe you down not just where his seed spilled on you and the sheets, but there is not a single spot where Dice won’t touch. He’ll make sure all that sweat and fluid is gone so you don’t wake up in the morning all sticky.

Then he’ll get you comfortable in bed, get up, walk to his connected bathroom, and grab some ice cold water for you to sip on. Sweating can make you dehydrated, and Dice does not want that for you.

“Drink up, sweetness. You need to keep yourself hydrated.”

Once he makes sure you are settled, he will slide back under the sheets with you, wrap his arms around you, and pull you into his chest.

You both are still naked, but the soft duvet combined with Dice’s body heat is enough to keep you comfortably warm.

During this time, the King is nothing but praises, whispering sweet nothings to you as he holds you close to him.

He will have you rest your head on his chest, twirling his fingers through your hair, gently pulling through any knots as he hums to you.

The humming slowly morphs into singing, his gentle voice luring you to slumber as his hand lovingly rests over yours.

Once he’s sure he put you to sleep, he will leave a kiss on the top of your head, and whisper a quiet “sweet dreams, darlin’” as his eyes slowly shut, and within seconds he is sound asleep with you.

King Dice Aftercare Headcanons (SHOW)

King Dice prides himself on being the absolute best. Because of this, he will make the experience of having sex with him TOP NOTCH, including aftercare.

When he’s sneaking a quick fuck between cue calls, he’ll leave you with a quick kiss on the cheek with a rushed promise that he’ll make up for his haste before quickly buckling his pants and composing himself

“So sorry, doll! I promise I’ll take care of you after the show.” With a wave, he’s gone, and back to his show host persona.

He keeps his promise, of course.

After his show, he’ll give you another round in his dressing room, and make SURE you finish with the best orgasm of your life.

He rides out the high with you, savoring every second of the orgasm with you before slowly pulling out, being very gentle. He wants you in as little pain as possible.

Once he composes himself, he’ll pull up his chair and have you sit, letting your legs rest as he searches his vanity for tissues and lotion (he has both, of course.)

“Easy does it, love. Just sit back, relax, and let me take care of you.”

He wipes you down thoroughly to remove the excess seed, but he stops there. He’ll take care of the sweat when he gets you home.

Once you’re back to reality, Dice swoops you up in his arms and marches out the door with you, where a limo is waiting to bring you back to his home.

Back at his place, he sits you on his bed, and runs a nice hot bath for you (with lots of bubbles!)

Not only does he wash all the sweat off of you, but he bathes WITH you, letting you cuddle against his chest as he gently washes the remnants of that day off of you.

Once you’re back in bed (after he dries you off and gives you his spare robe of course), he is sitting in bed with you, letting you rest against him as he wipes away the leftover makeup on your face.

“I know you’re tired my dear, but I don’t want your pores to be clogged. We don’t want your luscious skin to get damaged.”

Once he’s done, he lays down, and lets you lay on top of him. He purposefully did not put a pajama shirt on, because he knows how much you like to bury your face into his chest.

He pulls you against him, draping an arm over you as your legs entangle with his. With a yawn, he rests his other arm behind his head and rubs your back, whispering sweet praises to you.

Before you drift off, you mumble to him “you’re the best, King…” as you cuddle closer to his chest, closing your tired eyes.

Dice smiles lovingly as he watches you fall asleep, resting his head on top of yours.

He already knows he’s the best, many people tell him that on a daily basis, but hearing it from you personally never fails to make him fall in love with you all over again.

[presidentbungus]

So here’s some tips for writing safe workshop practices for Engie (and partially Demo’s in the handling dangerous chemicals regard)

First of all, eye safety is EXTREMELY important when doing work with metal and dangerous chemicals! Usually shops require protective eyewear when in the working area (yes, even if not working) and this is probably why Engie is always seen with goggles on- He’s used to having them on while he works! This goes double for welding masks- they have a protective lens because looking directly in the arc of a welding tool, even with the lens on, can severely damage your eyes.

There should ALWAYS be a sink and eye wash station in a shop! This is also part of eye safety, but also because when you work with so many reactive chemicals you need to be able to get them off your hands as fast as possible. There are typically special cleaning agents for getting grease off as well.

Eating and drinking should be prohibited in the shop! You don’t know if you might accidentally ingest something dangerous that got in your food while you weren’t looking.

When handling chemicals you must be sure to do so carefully- ESPECIALLY with oil. Spills must be handled with care and caution, especially when you’re storing combustible fluids in your shop.

There are multiple different kinds of fire extinguisher, so there should be at least 4 in Engie’s shop! Different kinds of fires call for different type extinguishers. This isn’t exclusively for workshops like Engie’s but it’s still important!

Clutter is a general bad habit- Everything in the shop should have a place. While you can leave some things lying around it’s not wise to let it become a common occurrence in your shop. Stray parts can be a trip or slip hazard- or worse, they can puncture your foot! Losing a part or tool could also mean losing time and money.

Engie may not always be the safest in your interpretation, but I like to think he takes workshop safety very seriously. Most people who have suffered an injury or been involved in an accident are very pressed to be more careful when it comes to shop etiquette.

I wanted to include some more general tips as well, but I think I should maybe send that in a separate ask. This is good for this time though ^^! I hope this was helpful<3

this is all genuinely super helpful and I’ll definitely take a lot of this into account in future endeavors! engy’s confidence is definitely his occasional downfall—he’ll probably let some things slide, but I imagine he’s had much of this hammered into his head by basically every family member on his father’s side since he was four.

also, this is giving my evil little mind lots of conversation prompts, so thanks for that. if you have any more advice to give on this subject (or this goes for everyone—any other common misconceptions about any of the merc’s working lives), I’d be happy to hear it! always good to know stuff I probably wouldn’t have come across anyway.