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The dub putting “so the poor kid had no idea this scary girl was in love with him” and “he may be super strong but he’s still a damned nerd” in the same air space is FUCKING INSANE
I’m now wholly convinced it was supposed to be Katsuki’s voice instead of Mic’s depicting this scene but when they recorded this line it was just entirety too fucking on the nose so they scrapped it and used Mic instead lmao.
Nobody else has ever ever EVER called deku a damned nerd. Never ever ever except bakugo katsuki. Why is this here. Why is it there. It shouldn’t be there, in this conversation about love and boyfriends. While the only person who has ever called izuku midoriya a damn nerd is across the ocean literally being targeted and murdered for being the one and only person closest to izukus heart. What the goddamn everloving fuckity fuck. Why. Why. Someb knock me the fuck out i am begging
#i need a moment#i swear to fucking god bro#im not crazy#shaking and rocking back and forth#bkdk#bakudeku#mha#my hero academia#mha spoilers#bakugo softski
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.
#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog#slight spoilers#stobotnik#I've never seen such fucking YEARN in a man before like PICK IT UP bro your obsession is so obvious#I've never felt so.. like this about an end of a relationship before i swear to god if Stone disappears after this I'll riot#I need him causing destruction in Robotniks name but before that I'm going to cope with him being a yearny little shit snd Shadow being edgy#Genuinely it's going to be 1K words of Shadow thinking 'Maria would've loved guacamole..' or something like that because i refuse to be sad#I'm not coping.. everyone lives nobody dies stobotnik ISN'T DEAD NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN#the sonic movie team is paying for all of my bills not just the therapy ones because FUCK THIS#i loved the movie though it's so good gaia please never stop the peak it's so peak holy shit#OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED METAL SONIC WON'T HAVE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE#I'm NOT going to be okay coming into the third movie how could you have taken the father son bonding AWAY FROM ME
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My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio
Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you
#genuinely how the fuck do they go back to society after this???#for how Megumi would lose his eye#I saw some really cool fanart a while ago where he got some scarring post-possession due to Sukuna's weird face thingy#Forgot where it was but I thought it was so cool#and wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if they all have one eye at the end of this#Hell if you wanna cope you could throw Gojo in there too with the eye theories#This should not be funny but it is to me sorry#Gege just mutiliating peoples eyes for some reason#As it stands Yuji and Nobara are matching in canon since he supposedly can't use RCT anymore#Unless he fucking dies before they reunite#I swear to god gege#bro has been throwing too many death flags#Yuji feels like a ticking time bomb every chapter I keep thinking hes gonna die every week#Any way happy sunday yall#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk 267#jjk267#my art#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#jjk art
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I am perfectly normal about his laugh-
“The G in Gale stands for giggles apparently”
#I SWEAR I'LL DELETE THIS LATER PROBABLY BUT I'M DYING RN#BRO IS A GIGGLER AND EXPECTS ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT#FUCKS SAKE MAN OH MY GOD#don't look at me pls#it's a scream into the void#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale of waterdeep#dude just *sounds* like he's hella ticklish you know-
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Y’all ever write fanfic so hard that you end up accidentally finding your passion in computer science at the age of 25 and then randomly apply for college and get in and then end up really enjoying programming and network security more than literally anything you’ve ever studied in your life and you can’t fucking articulate why in god’s name you ended up getting into IT because if you said you ended up getting into IT due to writing a Stargate fan fiction the length of the Book Of Mormon where two IT Rats start an economy based around selling pirated media in another galaxy people would literally think you’re insane? or is that just me?
#stargate fan fiction made me get into computer science 😭😭😭#bro this CANNOT be real#I literally haven’t written the fanfic in ages bc I’ve been so pumped for college#and then now I’m in college and I’m VP communications and I understand what’s going on more than like 90% of my class#because I researched so much for my stupid fucking fan fiction#I swear to god stargate CANNOT keep having this much of an impact on my fucking life#not a bad imagine#personal post lmfao#a unique and experience I fear
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draw your fav as this/silly
can you tell i didnt use any guidelines and i dont know how to shade
insp
#scavs silly misc#festers fuckery#i spent two fucking hours on this i swear to god if this flops im going to light someone on fire/j#no seriously this took 2 hours help me#rw art#rain world#rainworld#rain world downpour#rw#rwd#fuck you im adding main tags#rw slugcat#rw spearmaster#rw rivulet#rw saint#rw survivor#rw monk#rw gourmand#rw enot#rw artificer#rw hunter#rw nightcat#rw watcher#rw nightwatcher#rw inv#shitpost#rw shitpost#bro im gonna reach tag limit this never happens#ok bye chat
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hc that Will cooked pasta wrong ONCE, and is now banned from the kitchen. Nico may be the stubborn, malnourished one but over his dead body will he let his boyfriend eat spaghetti that was broken before cooking.
#he may be a little shit that worries will senseless#but fuck up his fettuccine#and suddenly bro is gordon ramsay#pjo#solangelo#pjo headcanon#nico di angelo#will solace#italians and their pasta#“William Solance if you do not step away from the stove right now I swear to all the gods I will move away from camp”#“again”#skinsuit notes
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What if I were mentally ill and void of the light's presence and hung out with Alleria Windrunner wouldn't that be really cool
#world of warcraft#anduin wrynn#alleria windrunner#The War Within#Im gonna manifest shadowreaper into WoW even if I have to sell my soul to the devil#some form of that voidy ass bitch WILL appear in WoW i swear to god#Hearthstone made the coolest fucking version of Anduin and never touched him again#Okay but seriously Anduin does have some small history with void and it would make me so happy#if we got to see some portion of his story arc revolve around it and using it#and I dont mean in a 'lets have a second villain arc' i mean more like#bro is a priest lets explore how shadow can be harnessed for good#as it clearly can be like using void doesnt automatically make him evil#ive seen some ppl assume i want a second evil arc and thats not really what this is#I will admit...I did make him look kinda evil inthis drawing tho.
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i'm gunna start fucking screaming
#i self indulgently took these screenshots from an interview he did with nerdtropolis#bro like.... come the fuck on#stop!!!!#that fuckin smirk i swear to god#rory culkin#i am absolutely fuckin heated
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i think i have a mccafferty hyperfixation
#guys im so fucking proud of this#it took like five hours but i dont care#it looks so much better than everything else ive ever done and ive only ever drawn like three things#MCCAFFERTY I LOVE YOU#didnt have to redo a single panel#hell yeah#dave strider#dave homestuck#homestuck dave#bro strider#homestuck bro#bro homestuck#homestuck#comic#sort of#lyricstuck#mccafferty#the bed panel is my favorite one i swear to fucking god#📀🐦#dove.art
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Y'all I totally didn't stare at Kaito for like three minutes and keep apologizing to him like he was a real person when it was chapter five and he wouldn't talk to me. Totally didn't.
Edit: I FOUND PROOF
#Chapter four's trial and chapter five fucking destroyed me bro#LIKE HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME HAVE TO ARGUE AGAINST KAITO#Sure if I hadn't proved that it was Gonta then everyone else would have fucking died#BUT STILL#AND THEN IN CHAPTER FIVE KAITO ALSO HAD TO DIE ON ME#V3 is out to get me I swear to god 😒#danganronpa v3#drv3 killing harmony#danganronpa drv3#danganronpa v3 killing harmony#drv3#danganronpa#kaito momota#momota kaito#shitpost
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THEY KEPT THE TAILS GETTING BEATEN BY SHADOW TRADITION
#sonic movie 3#sonicmovie3hype#movieshadow#shadowthehedgehog#movie tails#little guy didn’t even defend himself😔#lil bro didn’t have a chance 😭#seriously???? what is this dude's fucking problem?????#Shadow HATES this little fox boy. Oh my god 😭#it's canon event lmao#tails’ “ow” 😭#bro targeted lil bro FIRST😭🙏#The beef is crazyy#THEY ALL GOT BEAT BRUH😭#LMAOOOO HE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE#LETS GOOO 😭🙏#imagine beefing with a whole ass child smh#Shadow is NOT beating the Tails Abuse allegations. 💀#tails did nothing but shadow still hit him 😭😭😭#HIS CHAOS CONTROL TELEPORTATION ANIMATIONS ARE CHEFS KISS#THE SHADOW FIGHT SCEENS ARE ABOUT TO GO HARD!!!#This mf just flying away on the air shoes Shadow just be fuckin' around in fights I swear lmao#dropkicked his ass right into yesterday 😭#he literally did nothing too like 😭😭😭#SHADOW HATES KIDS#except for cream 😌#he has a soft spot for cream XDDDDDDD#BRO TAILS DEADASS LOOKED UP AT HIM LIKE THIS LIKE WHAT DID HE DO LMAOOOOOO#beef that travels the multiverse#Fox hunting😈
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i watched mufasa today and was writhing in agony the whole time. partially because it was ugly. partially because the plot sucked. and not as much because i had horrifying period cramps.
#seriously tho i despise that movie#i did not want to go see it#but i also didnt want to be an asshole to my uncle who bought us tickets#it was a shit movie tho#hated it#i could point out a billion things i hated about it#EVERYTHING was cgi#every single character and the entire background#like atp just make an animated movie#but no instead i had to watch this weird uncanny valley between animation and reality#where everything is mildly unrealistic and weird but also way too realistic and weird#why do the lions growl and roar and whimper like lions but also talk like people#that bit was so weird#especially bc the lion voice never sounded anything like the people voice#one second youre growling like a wild animal and the next youre fucking james earl jones#like wtf#also it was odd to me that little kid mufasa was voiced by an adult and little kid kiara was voiced by a kid#like do the kid lions have human child voices or not?#it was so god damned confuzzling#the lions' faces were so emotionless. simone and pumba were annoying and unfunny and ugly as shit. the plot was bland and predictable.#i swear to GOD bro#you could have written all of the characters better.#give mufasa understandable and relatable flaws and attributes instead of making him Perfect#give taka understandable and relatable good bits and flaws instead of making him Evil#the characters had no nuance and no arcs#like i thought it would come into play that taka had undying loyalty to mufasa bc that was like literally how he was introduced#like his entire character from. the. START. was giving up his own honor for the safety of mufasa#but then he betrayed him? like what kind of a plot point was that?#also those white lions SUCKED as characters too#they had no nuances just malice
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You know what's fucked up about this entire Horner situation?
They were never gonna let him go. They did the investigation just to fulfill a formality. They even set the grounds for today's announcement by already posting yesterday:
"Any statement from Red Bull GmbH is expected to reflect a thorough and fair investigation, but matters of confidentiality are likely to limit the amount of information shared publicly."
By this, they just meant that whatever bullshit we post tomorrow (translation: we're not kicking him out) it'll be fair and impartial. And if someone asks us any questions (translation: we know we'll get the backlash) we can't say anything because it's a matter of confidentiality and we can't share private information (translation: you can fuck off, we don't have anything to prove him innocent, so we'll use the confidentiality clause).
And that is exactly what they did! They posted that their investigation was "impartial" and "fair" and it contains "private information".
They had been setting the stage for this all along!! Who are they trying to fool though?
I hope she takes him to court and drags him in the mud.
#fuck him#fuck that bastard of a man. what an asshole. sleaze. douche bag.#and what the fuck even was the statement by daniel Riccardo. stop it bro. your enabler is showing way too much#sending all the love to the poor victim#i really really really hope she gets justice#christian horner#f1#formula 1#formula one#red bull f1#red bull racing#red bull#anti christian horner#anti rbr#anti red bull#I SWEAR TO GOD#IF ANY REDBULL MINION COMES TO HARRAS ME FOR USING BOTH ANTI AND GENERAL REDBULL TAGS. I'LL RESORT TO VIOLENCE.#your fav team's tp is an abuser and he needs to be named and shamed. fuck your tags ok?#tw: harrasment#tw: christian horner
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Jay not being able to make up his mind on whether he wants Alex to be nice to him or whether he wants to antagonize him into hitting him hard, is making this chapter and absolute rollercoaster to write.
#Everyone's getting whiplash here. me. Jay. Alex. None of us know what Jay's gonna do next. and whatever it is god knows its a shit decision#I swear. Jay sits there and goes “ill be good to get this over with and get the aftercare quicker” and then he's like “no no im gonna do#do whatever it is Alex told me NOT to do so that he'll use me like a human punching bag" and he keeps fucking flipping from one to#the other. like BRO make up your mind. And also please talk to Alex??? He's trying to be nice. like YOU wanted. but you don't know how to#actually deal with that so you just keep antagonizing him to make him go back to being mean to you. AND THEN THAT MAKES JAY FEEL BAD#toxic jaylex#fucking dumbasses. stupid fucking moron bitches i hate them so much go to fucking therapy you stupid fucks#i feel like the jurgen leitner rant about them. “Jaylex? Stupid idiot mother fucking Jaylex? Goddamn fools---” and so on and so forth#mildly nsft#marble hornets#jay merrick#alex kralie#marble hornets fanfic#jaylex#mh sorry its locked
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