#i swear it's a joke

[fatherward777]

sometimes i want gary, maybe in his demon form, to [CENSORED]

[crystalninjaphoenix]

My brain at all times:

[drusies]

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

[majubengel]

Family Portrait~

Extra:

[jubshead]

So we’re in agreement that this is canon… right?

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

[rystiel]

au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner

stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy

(plus a part 2 & part 3)

[egophiliac]

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

[lylahammar]

tragic little victorian child still serving cunt despite it all 💜

[thebringerofdoom]

Why is Murder considered cool/baddass in shows and book? im not asking that in like a moral or ethical way, more in like a technical reasoning kinda way.

Like, Ppl can die from the DUMBEST of things...

You can just not offer someone water when its sunny and they'll legit DROP DEAD.

If the sun in baby sun in Teletubbies can do it, r ya really doin anythin special??

NOW TORTURE ON THE OTHER HA

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Language! Part 2

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The speech bubbles are a little odd, a holdover from when I used to draw these small and all on one layer and canvas.

Somehow, some way, Splinter’ll always catch them and make them pony up to the swear jar! Darn ninja dads, I swear, it’s like they can hide in the walls or something

Anyway, thought it would be fun to hint at Splinter having a life and acquaintances from his time in yokai society, in that weird way that parents have when they mention a crazy skill they picked up from their mysterious life before parenthood that their kids have no knowledge of yet. Plus, it’s interesting to think about what Splinter does in his day. He loved entertaining and stardom, I doubt he’d up and quit forever. His voice is the last thing truly his after his transformation, I’m sure he’d use it somehow to keep doing what he loved! He’s also a ninja warrior specifically trained to fight the supernatural, that probably comes with some pretty fun skills!

My mom once stole a boat and sailed to an abandoned condemned island for a whole couple of days, a story which cropped up once and then wasn’t explained until years later, much to my intrigue. She’s so calm and well collected, it was crazy to hear the shit she used to get up to lol

[alphacrone]

sometimes u gotta go to the Sea or the Mountains to witness something so much older and larger and more magnificent than anything in your daily life that will not be affected in any way by your brief blip of an existence to really get your head on straight like. who the fuck cares about taxes in the grand scheme of things.

[viyojo]

[waitineedaname]

Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day

Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries

[drakkonyan]

is that how the joke goes idfk man