#i survived retail

[mattsmemes]

[a-town-called-hometown]

flowey having such a low tolerance for frustration is endlessly funny. there are a thousand hilarious ironic hells you could put that guy into and most of them are some flavor of "has to deal with an everyday annoyance." cringe conversation with sans. getting stuck in traffic. can't beat a level of candy crush. homework he doesn't like. item got stuck somewhere he just barely is incapable of reaching. can't figure out where he put his stuff. hell is real for flowey undertale and it comes in the form of daily inconveniences

[crookeddelusions]

Finally, I can call this day Done

[jakemyboy]

Happy National Grilling and Macaroni Salad day!!!! Yep, it's ALL about the Macaroni salad for me! 🤣

[buddiedaydreamer911]

the only thing keeping me sane at work while i have to deal with the messes people leave me in fitting rooms, is the headcanon i have where buck makes sure to clean up everything he brings in and puts his unwanted stuff away himself, and might even help clean up pre-existing messes left by others to help the overworked staff.

if i didn’t have that headcanon i probably have gone mental by now. how one person could make such a huge mess in the fitting room is beyond me.

[thehappiestgolucky]

Oc posting. As a teen I tried shoving all my ocs into one universe and now i’ve separated them out and I find ‘broke college crew just trying to exist and also this random angsty teen gets tossed in there’ universe extremely fun to draw they’re goofy goobers

my persona has a species now. ig. this creatures name is Eclipse. And meet gods angriest teen, Saiya

[marsixm]

im so frustrated w myself all the time but i don’t think its easy to go thru everything i went thru and come out normal. to come out the same. its a long process. i need to calm down

[peaches2217]

Aaaaaaaaah I’m SO happy at my new job so far! The park director loaded me up in her truck at one point and took an hour to just drive around and show me all of the nooks and crannies of the park, all the campsites, the trails, etc. I saw an owl taking up residence in an oversized birdhouse, and on the drive back up to the office, an adult bald eagle flew right over us! It was incredible.

The hours are gonna be a lot more consistent too! The park office is only open eight hours so I’ll be working open to close every day I work. Which means I have to learn to get to sleep earlier and stay asleep longer because I’ll now be having to get up at 6:30 every morning… 😭 But for everything I experienced today, and the promise of getting to do and learn even more? Worth it. SO worth it.

[deus-ex-mona]

i hope they fight (can’t read past this point)

[mattsmemes]

[danekez]

Do you work Instacart?

If you do, don't take orders for Spirit Halloween. It's not worth it.

It's the last week, so much has been shoplifted at this point that the online inventory is COMPLETELY wrong. The store is in shambles. You won't be able to find anything in a reasonable time and the workers cannot help you.

I am a Spirit Employee. I stock and merchandise. I know these stores like the back of my hand. I cannot help you.

[undercoverangell]

having to double mask in my own house bc my mom has covid and will not take any precautions to prevent the rest of us from getting it

[lazaruspiss]

im quitting this job i swear i pinkie swear guys

[purrusaurus]

being a background extra and getting a 4:30 call time is so much fun. im gonna be there up until 5am aren't i

[gingersnapwolves]

I hope I’m not the only person whose financial strategy is “the world will end in a climate apocalypse before you have to pay off that credit card debt and $30 wouldn’t even make a dent in it so why not order Chinese food for dinner?”

[yharnamesque]

Obviously I'm not one to play any Hoyoverse games but seeing the way a chunk of the HSR players were welcoming Chris fucking Niosi as one of the VAs with open arms AND continuing to defend him now that he's rightfully stepped down is sickening