#i still have FOOD POISONING!!!!!
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he was so fucking right btw
#benjitalk#i still have FOOD POISONING!!!!!#well thata a bit of a exaggeration i havent thrown up in like 2 days but anytime i eat anything my stomach dies#also thinking about eating anything sweet. not even eating just thinking about it.#grrwwahh fuck you lil debbies yoy are my new enemy#pepto bismol my beloved. u are my best feckin friend rn.
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i think you guys are onto smth..
i unironically got invested in this HELP
#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭#kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔#dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd#anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!!#takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve#both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year#newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :(#before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work#he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba#so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit#kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it#when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai#he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg#when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration#they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back#dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES)#and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed#ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again#this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain
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HL Incorrect Quote #62
*in the Scriptorium*
Sebastian: Extraordinary! I could stay in here all day!
Ominis: I would rather we didn't. I wish for us to leave as soon as-
*slurping sounds*
Sebastian and Ominis: *turn to see and hear MC sipping from a cup*
Sebastian: Where did you get that?
MC: Oh, it was just sitting here.
Ominis: And you DRANK it? Do you not realize how long that beverage had to be sitting there?
MC: It was only a little dusty.
Ominis: A little-?! You are going to kill yourself one of these days!
Sebastian: Why would you just drink some random cup of...whatever is in there?
MC: I think it was tea. You're telling me you're not curious what kind of tea a founder of Hogwarts drank?
Sebastian:
Sebastian: Well, when you put it like that-
Ominis: DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS-
#can we talk about the fact the game lets mc drink random cups of drinks from ANYWHERE#One of the cups in fact being in the Scriptorium which had to have been unvisited for centuries???#I think we're sleeping on how deranged mc actually is#We can hand wave the unforgivables and constantly casting revelio and spinning globes but I draw the line at drinking random cups#Anyway sebastian and mc share a braincell and ominis has to try to handle them#mc is somehow still alive despite obvious food poisoning#hogwarts mc#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes
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#blinkees#blinkies#tummy ache#the food poisoning blinkies didnt win the poll but they got enough votes that i wanted to do SOMETHING for it#i still have so so so many requests to get thru i promise im doing my best#but im also still sick so im gonna go lay down now
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random CrossCode sketches I did months ago when I was playing thru the game. Lea my sillygirl :>
PLAY IT IT'S PEAK FICTION
this one I did purely from memory of the squad
And obviously the best one I did lol
(i sucked at drawing that thumbs up hand hhdhj)
#pinyatart#crosscode#9/10 gaming experience besides a lot of the puzzles being hard af for some reason. everything else is chefs kiss perfect#it's useful having a very large backlog of art i never post to social media that i only send my irl flesh friends#it's like im giving you very old leftovers that somehow still taste good and didn't give you food poisoning. i think#when it comes to drawing i have two sides: draw like it's your last damn day on earth or do fuck nothing and play gacha games like a loser#the latter is beating my motivation's ass to hell. save me
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blood dripped from Poseidon's mouth, red.
red.
the day they overthrew Kronos, child-eater (stomach acid crawling around them, after maw of teeth grazing his small, child body), his golden ichor bled red.
god blood, degraded into a mortal's.
the day Typhon, father of monsters (as big as their father was, as big as the Titans with sharp claws and teeth) ripped out Zeus' tendons, his blood was red.
Poseidon, god of the tides, son of Kronos, looked up at the dark shape stood above him, his own golden trident in his hand, the teeth like prongs drenched in red.
Odysseus is a mortal. was a human.
sharp webbed ears spread out on the side of their head, scales grew around their neck and arms, shining like a coral reef, illuminated by their growing red eyes, that were shrunken to slits.
Odysseus' teeth glinted in the lightning, showing their unnaturally sharp point.
monster.
#small snippet that i can't develop any further.#this is uh#Ithacan Naga AU#didn't mean to talk about Poseidon's probable trauma with Kronos but here we are. do you think particularly salty or poisoned water reminds#poseidon of stomach acid? do you think the original five olympians are closer knit with each other#from being eaten alive as a child and then growing up in a stomach?#do you think hestia is the goddess of family cause she was the oldest sister and had to care for the others the most? that hades find an un#ealthy comfort in the darkness of the underworld? How do you think stomach acid was for Poseidon; as god of the sea? if that was the closes#he could get to his domain in a /stomach/? The same with demeter? only chewed up food as the closest to agriculture?#do you think hera understood - somehow - that this hurt their mother?#sigh#and all and all Zeus was really only able to lead them so easily afterwards is cause they didn't /know/ what to do after they were freed?#/AND/ Zeus really isn't privy to any of it; cause of course he isn't (nor does he care to know).#didn't mean to rant with that but. yup. anyway#tbh i want to draw a part of this to show the webbed ears w/ head-wings so. yeah. maybe. i'm still getting used to my new drawing tablet an#my sketchbook fell in water a while ago and i've been frozen on how to deal with it. so. yeah.#anyway#600 strike#vengence saga#epic the musical#the vengeance saga#epic the vengeance saga#why do we have so many tags for the same thing ;.)#six hundred strike#odysseus epic#epic odysseus#odysseus#writing#poseidon epic#epic poseidon
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Hand placement 👀 they're not actually holding hands ⬅️ says the animators back in the day
I just finished season 4 and I'm so excited for season 5 & rewatching 97
charles babe i just need you to swap your left and right hands ok dont ask why idc if your thumbs are switched too just please close your left hand
#snap chats#bestie sent me the BTS book for 92 and i swear theres a foot note that says theyre holding hands in this very scene 100% no lie no foul#'we have accompanied a great victory this day' yeah love wins or whatever now this is the part where erik floats off into space#also hi erik you still fucking wide as shit. your waist is absurd. i think i hauve covid. or food poisoning again#from all this fucking BEEF HEYO im funny. please laugh. im laughign int he dark. i am very sad.#jk im gonna go play rivals i just saw a clip of someoen playing magneto for once and i got inspired LMAOOOOOO#why the fuck is he so wide. ..... im gonna get sick if i think of his waist i gotta go
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I'm curious, in general do we prefer Poison Ivy with Green Skin or Nah?
oh reblog for more responses please lol
#poison ivy#poison ivy dc#dc polls#tumblr polls#polls#dc poison ivy#dc#dc comics#also I find it more interesting when Poison Ivy is very biologically plant#I think I prefer her with green skin I think partially because I like her more plant than human#but also because design-wise I love her red hair as the pop of color contrasting the green#a white ivy can be good tho to break up the green and making the design more visually clear#also I like when she is very plant and like needs sunlight and water and dirt not food lol#(but also she should still have human emotions)#I love Poison Ivy#I love love Ivy#Oh and I really don't like when she's a ginger (orange hair) her hair needs to be bright red#to me her core character traits are 1. her overwhelming and intense love for plants and the environment#2. her care for people (usually restricted to Harley but never underestimate Ivy's motherly instincts)#this trait is usually where the conflict with her character lays#3. her sex appeal this was originally her only trait I'm a gay man so I have less to say about it but I do love her femininity and slay lol#4. probably least important her evilness which is best when it's motivated by one of her other traits I like w#if its not clear I love Poison Ivy and I just put an entire other post in the tags lol#I like when she has cool lesbian aunt vibes#but I also like when she has unhinged plant lady vibes#pamela isley
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Way off topic but you know something the state of Georgia does that every state in the union should do? Require restaurants and such to post their health inspections somewhere visible to their customers and also upload all inspection reports online into a database easily searchable by the public. My sister was going out to dinner tonight and right there on the door was a giant sign that said the restaurant had failed their health inspection yesterday (but it wasn't low enough to require them to shut, just post the "U" grade right on the front door). Usually the grade is posted somewhere near the register or at the little lobby area inside. I pulled up the report and read everything wrong with the restaurant. They have rats, don't wash hands, are storing food at the wrong temp, storing raw meat improperly, don't have properly functioning thermometers in the freezer, and aren't cleaning their ice/drink machines. Every state should have that kind of transparency. I want to know if the place I'm eating at is handling food safely! Food poisoning is NOT FUN!!!
#i still dont know if i got food poisoning a few weeks back from thanksgiving or cheesecake factory#it was cheesecake factory that I ate last before nothing stayed down anymore#but homemade food that sat out too long made more sense#but you know#it really could have been either#anyway my sister is eating somewhere else#i sent her a list of the places with scores under 85 in her town after going down the rabbit hole lmao
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i wanted to put these four together chatting, cooking, dancing, and trust
#witch hat tag#orufrey#sorry for repost of 3 of these images the 4th is new.#based on kitchen chapter 10 and all the emotions that a COOKING SPINOFF gives me. it looks uh. weird. to me. now#but i understand what i mean. always. i like that art can be a way of capturing that for you (and writing)#secrets and food and the one dance we've danced our whole lives and The mountain apple - your heart - the trust i have for you#“If you're the one saying it then it must be true” no offence but yet again official translation chose something paltry compared to that#What if i would die first before i would poison you but what if your trust in me is killing us#What if you're the one who should be trusted wholeheartedly yet still I'm the one who holds back? Who does not take the apple?#What if this is SO evocative of yet so different to the cantarella scene in utena and cai loses their marbles for real this time#drawing wine drops from the apples makes it look like the snow white apple. i cant take it#a week (or 4 days) of randomly trying to be more intuitive with composition or..idk. this weird sloopy brush is good for that. Sloopy i say
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been binging tf outa Avatar the last airbender bc ive been puking my EVERLOVIN guts out since yesterday and hear me out
#remy would probably get cool weapons or somethin but honey im so sorry it would be the reality#sk8 squad#ollie#ponti#oscar#abio#kari#vinny#remy#im Just Now feeling like the worst is over but holy fuck talk about misery#and i Have to go to work tomorrow anyway since i had to call bc today was supposed to be the recovery day but nOOO body said fuck u#cause this is like the 3rd time this has happened this year alone like i refuse to believe its just a bunch of food poisoning instances???#i been eating the same for years and i know my immune systems been shot ever since covid but that was 4 years ago now somethin aint right#pray for my downstairs neighbors they had to hear me fighting for my life every 30 minutes PFFFT EEUUUAAGHGG HUFF HUFF HUFF yeah#although i will say all this shit has really toned down my emetophobia now everytime i gotta puke i just let out a long disappointed sigh#but goddamn still brutal tho
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every time he steps into the kitchen he invents a new health code violation
follow for more. whatever this is
#happy 800 followers. more xie lian giving people food poisoning yay#you guyses tags were so good on the original#i was inspired#there is an informational sign banning him from the kitchen. hes caused 3 separate grease fires#he got the nickname the white clothed calamity because he made the soft serve machine explode#how is hua cheng still alive at this point tbh.#lmao imagine a no magic modern au but the toxicity of xl’s cooking necessitates that hua cheng still be a ghost somehow#also!! sqx!! she tries to make her uniform as cute as possible#whenever swd comes around they argue about the dress code#sqx has also been decorating he xuan’s uniform against his will#the beefleaf arc here is that it turns out he xuan doesnt actually work here. he just works shifts to gain sqx/swd’s trust#when this is revealed they have a fistfight in the parking lot#all three get fired#instead of he xuan giving back the fan he gives back the apron she bedazzled :(#sorry for making you think about beefleaf on the mcdonalds doodle. lmao#xie lian#tgcf#art#tgcf mcdonalds au#digital art#my art#mxtx#tian guan ci fu#shi qingxuan#hob#heaven official’s blessing#lmao#tgcf meme
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the more i think about season 4 of the umbrella academy the more i realize it was so deeply disappointing. they made decisions that made no sense, it all felt both rushed and too slow at the same time, i still feel like they had so much more explaining to do. why did they brings back ray for two seconds just for him to be completely absent (completely out of character i do not believe he wouldn’t at least stick around for claire), they got new powers from the marigold for some reason and seemed to forget about their original powers, luther goes back to being ape man even though that wasn’t the marigold they made him like that (i know they did it for the joke but wtf), and don’t even get me started on five and lila
#also there needed to be more of an actual reconciliation between viktor and allison#man i wish all the seasons could have been as good as season two#so iconic#i still really enjoyed some moments and honestly i ate it up but it was like i ate something that i thought was good and went down easy#only find out it was expired and gives me food poisoning#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua season 4
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I'm thinking I should reread dungeon meshi because I feel like I would've connected with it way better had I not decided to read the whole thing lying sick in bed from food poisoning 💀
#bro why did I even do that to begin with#who pukes their guts out and then decides they wanted to read a cooking manga about eating monsters#ok but like also even though I was extremely nauseous the whole time I still enjoyed it a lot so it says something to the quality#I was watching the anime and was thinking “bro this is so fucking amazing why didn't I have the same experience while reading the manga”#and then I remembered that I had to stop reading for a few minutes because everytime they showed food I felt sick 😭😭#food poisoning is top ten worst illnesses btw#up there with sore throat and the common cold
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why are you starving your farmer's son to death. feed him
#grits teeth. none of you know him like i do#a dude who grew up with food and hard labor is going to be big. come on#im really truly not being specific bc this 'vision' of him just seems to persist endlessly.#its still actually just homophobia and fatphobia imo grow up make him big#he hates clothes and loves sunbathing and food(TREATS!) and does excersize 24/7. did we watch the same show#like that's not. donut. who is that. that's some guy you invited#everyone knows that a group of guys whos story revolves around being 'wrong' and unwanted#would primarily be made of a cishet skinny white male cast#obviously of course#the sunlamp joke made me remember something#i WISH i could go play lamia donut right now i need to do something and instead im throwing up (not related to this)#(but it is very funny to pretend soft uwu gay white blond skinny donut is the source of my woe)#im going to be tormented forever. nobody even cares about my phd#IVE BEEN HERE FOR 8 MISERABLE YEARS!!!!! !#oh god ive actually for real been obsessed with donut for 8 years#listen im talking right now inthe middle of possibley having food poisoned myself but listen listen listen#literally not my first time going on about it#he likes treats. he works out. you cannot deny he is big#i can't control you not putting some melanin on him bc i have nothing for that aside from his tanning#i PERSONALLY do not think he's white on top of that#but he is in no universe skinny#do i think he is as fat as as grif? probably not#he's definitely got enough muscle to carry some crazy shit compared to a city boy though#think actual animals (50lbs+) and bags of concrete (which can be 80+lbs a pop) and all the fucking.#donut cares SO MUCH about doing the things hes told to do. he can get it “Wrong” but how the fuck did he memorize sarge's plans otherwise#small donuts are not donuts those are holes#that is a sex object#kind of literally. lol.#i personally really dont like turning donut into a sex object from the fandom-eye view bc of how hard hes implied to be a SA victim
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having a queue is so much fun idk why i didnt do this sooner
#it also gets rid of the anxiety of rb ppls posts from blogs i've never interacted with before so that's neat !#the fact you can pause the queue.... AND you can still schedule posts to go up at certain times UGHHH i love it...........#sorry had to geek out about my blog for a sec. in other news i ate raw oysters and now i have food poisoning teehee 🤸♂️#if you need me i will be playing sdv and editing sim pics and bed rotting <3
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