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i hate splitting on someone i care about but godd do you even like me anymore
#✿ over beers#i hate being like this because i sound lile such a fucking prick#''why does everyone leave me'' i hate hate sounding like that because its obvious im a wreck#why cant someone just not lose interest in me#why cant i be someones favourite. their first choice#i sound pathetic#if you’re reading this (ykwya) just a heads up if my pfp changes its not personal its just driving me crazy rn
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No one talks about how fucking terrible having separation anxiety is
it sucks that whenever you’re away from your loved one, your thoughts quickly spiral out of control
I miss them, when are they gonna be back? Are they ever gonna be back? What if by the time they get back I’m too tired to do anything? What if they don’t love me anymore? What if I did something wrong and hurt them and they’re ghosting me? What if something terrible happened? What if I never see them again?
It’s awful, and I always end up feeling so guilty afterwards. I always assume the worst no matter what they do, it’s not their fault, I’m so afraid of making them feel guilty. Am I controlling? I’m not controlling, I want them to do what they want, but god it hurts when I’m not included. It hurts so bad when they’re not with me and I feel so terrible about it. I’m just some stupid dog. All I do is sit at the door and wait for them to get home. All I do is sit and stare at the clock for hours on end, too terrified to move. To terrified to breathe. Seconds become minutes. Minutes become hours. And what’s after that? Days? Months? Years? What if I never see them again?
God I’m pathetic
Why would anyone choose to love someone like this, I’m draining, I’m exhausting, but I’m so scared to be alone. I don’t want to be alone. Please come back. I promise I’m still good, I’m still a good dog..
#that spiraled into nothingness pretty quick#I’m too scared to move#i sound crazy#I sound pathetic#someone needs to muzzle me before I do or say something stupid#vent cw
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Five foot something and he's royalty.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#odysseus#I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say#but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)
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i had a dream where etho accidentally called bdubs 'john' on stream,, and in retaliation bdubs said 'yes horace'..... and that's how we found out etho's real name is freaking. Horace.
#can you freaking imagine i think i'd die if i'd been losing my mind over a man called HORACE.#even worse than when i dated someone called gavin tbh... and that's quite hard to beat#i think the funniest part was that the internet couldn't tell if bdubs was joking or not. until etho addressed it as the comment of the day#in his lets play series.... and he was like. yes guys my name is horace. please stop being mean to me.#and he sounded like a kicked puppy#<- tbf he often sounds like that. pathetic man#horsemeatposting#etho#bdubs#hermitcraft
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god i miss when this artist posted (<- is the artist)
#the heron speaketh#having a frustrating evening.#i keep promising fun things but i might just have to post something simple and self indulgent before i get in gear again#i have ideas but nothing will fucking posess me enough to actually sit and work on it i just keep picking and picking at things#this sounds pathetic oughhg woe is me but there are like. almost 450 of you. who followed for art. and i DONT POST#shaking myself by the shoudlers would you just draw please
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curse technique concept:
your technique can make anyone fall in love with you. it's not permanent, but the emotions are extremely real, and powerful, wearing off over time unless refreshed.
the technique is activated by eye contact.
you've also taken a binding vow - you cannot activate your technique at will, it's always on. this makes your technique much stronger than it should be.
so you run around with a blindfold, much like gojo, just to prevent making random people fall in love with you.
it's not so bad, really!
growing up, your parents would wear eyepatches - with only one eye making contact, the technique was half as effective!
except... if the effectiveness of the technique increases proportionally with the number of eyes... well...
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk imagines#idk#i'm thinking sukuna and gojo obviously#can you even imagine#sukuna would be SO put out. how DARE you. *glares at you and falls in love again* FUCK#gojo's fucking DEAD#poor bastard#six eyes? sounds like a disability to me#gojo: “i am so in love i'm about to throw up” sukuna: “pathetic”#you: “yuji could you help out with this curse-” sukuna: “MALEVOLENT SHRINE”#gojo x reader#sukuna x reader#sorry to my normal tl who 99% signed up for obey me im gonna spam you with jjk ideas now
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just livin'! (♪)
#ts4#*ts4 gameplay#*sunday save#*sunday save gen 2#z#*arden#*cheddar#*jay#*paloma#*ruthie#not to sound pathetic but i get like. in-game seasonal depression when it's winter in a save lol#they're just home all the time
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and the award for most wet cat of a man goes to ethoslab!
#yes i edited this#no the distressed person drawing is not mine#i found it randomly online so props to the og creator#he sounds so pathetic in this clip 😭#i love him for it though#we all do <3#hermitcraft#etho#ethoslab
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
#the witcher books#dandelion#geralt of rivia#gerlion#you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'?#this is like that except the reverse#geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just#don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous#'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not'#'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'
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Whimpery men, gimme
#she speaks#heard a snippet from an audio where he sounded really pathetic just “please please please”#and now my brain is short circuited and i need about three hours of that
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Kepler's hard knock life. He's so pathetic
#warren kepler the pathetic man that you are. why does he make sounds like that though#i love it when they beat the shit out of him#i've been sick in bed all day so this is how i decided to use my time#wolf 359#w359#warren kepler#keplerposting
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(These are the images I used in this part)
Magical discussions happening on twitter dot com, unsurprisingly, where the worst takes can be found.
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring dlc#sote spoilers#fire knight queelign#call my nuanced view of the situation “word vomit” and you get queelign'd#maybe this will make people understand how utterly idiotic and pathetic they sound like when they say shit like this#I am not admonishing the crimes of the Hornsent#I just think that. maybe. I dunno. genocide is never good?#because if one is “good” then where is the line drawn?#reminds me of people arguing that the aztec deserved to be slaughtered by the conquistadores because of their human sacrifices#like yes I get it. awful practices but there's people in there too#val-post
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AEW Dynamite | 10.08.24
#AEWedit#AEW Dynamite#Jay White#my gifs#Marie#MY FAVORITE PATHETIC SOAKING WET GREMLIN!!!!!!#even when there's no sound i can hear how loud he is....#love of my life perhaps...
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I think a big reason people think of arabian horses for Machete is their reputation as an incredibly nervous and high-strung breed, something we've grown to associate with our beloved tissue paper and pipe cleaner skrunkle dressed in the finest fabrics. However other personality traits often assigned to arabians (at least based on all the reading I did in my horse girl past) is being friendly and eager to please. Also, honestly, the bug eyed look is a pretty recent development in arabs as breeding has gotten more extreme - I think both arab and akhal-teke could be very fitting breeds for Machete, but I gotta admit I enjoy the idea of akhal-teke. Horse Machete with an almost pearlescent, shiny coat sounds wonderful. (Though, also, something about marwari horses intrigues me for Machete - that's not how his ears go, but the prominence of marwari ears as a feature feels right. Understandable if the shape is too off, though.)
Also for Vasco I would vote for a lusitano in the palomino colouration, personally!
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#“tissue paper and pipe cleaner skrunkle” is making him sound like the saddest most pathetic arts and crafts project#all of these are excellent points#Lusitano would suit Vasco really well I think!#I've always associated him with iberian and baroque breeds#answered#anonymous
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Hi yes, Wookieepedia that’s not fucking funny
Actually sobbing
#came across this when reading Kallus’ page during my lecture and had to physically stop myself from letting out a pathetic sound#they are everything to me it’s not even funny#THE PAGE ALSO REFERS TO KALLUS AS ZEBS PARTNER#im so unwell#I miss them sm#alexsandr kallus#rebel kallus#star wars kallus#agent kallus#garazeb orrelios#zeb orrelios#kalluzeb#kallus x zeb#Star Wars#Star Wars rebels
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the only part time job I actually wanted
#p5r#persona#art tag#it's tough being the main breadwinner for the phantom thieves#he's doing his best but gear is expensive#and he probably has a crane game addiction#i hope it looks ok bc it looks a bit blurry when i go to upload#ryuji posts it to the group chat and akechi leaves immediately#also idk how to draw renren without glasses#he doesnt even look like the same person#though i guess that is lowkey the point#lmao i keep changing what i call him#ok maybe he's happy to go by both akira and ren#my original line for mishima was less pathetic#but i had to do my boy justice and make him sound a bit more like a loser (affectionate)#if atlus weren't cowards they'd let the boys wear maid dresses and the girls wear butler outfits
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