#king the pathetic
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(he's trying really hard to flirt)
(he sucks at flirting)
(she's not interested)
#its annoying that he attempts to flirt with her#but at least the (attempted) flirting is a useful warning that Duchess (big dog) is about to go into heat#I appreciate that hes not a humper at least#actually kinda impressed that king isn't a humper given that he was intact for 4 years and possibly used for breeding before i got him#dog#king the pathetic#chihuahua#ugly dog#dogs
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Kings long lost fluffier cousin
Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.
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When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)
#the og Pathetic Little Meow Meow#catwin#the cat king#thomas the cat king#edwin payne#edwin paine#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers#dbda#dbda spoilers#crystal palace#niko sasaki#my art#i feel like we dont talk about the Cat King's depression outfit enough#its so horrible i love it so much those ugly fucking sunglasses#whats even the point his kept boy is off leash and being tortured by a woman in fishnets#catwin fanart
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characters created in a lab for tumblr specifically (affectionate)
#dead boy detectives#deadboydetectivesedit#niko sasaki#the cat king#crystal palace#edwin payne#charles rowland#george rexstrew#jayden revri#kassius nelson#yuyu kitamura#lukas gage#mine#this absolutely includes the cat king btw he is My pathetic wet meow meow#i cannot get the colouring of this show!!! whatever.#1k
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It was like a vision from an angry god
#my art#simon petrikov#winter king#ice king#fionna and cake#simon adventure time#adventure time#his mentally ill brain and pathetic demeanour have captivated me#brian david gilbert#sure I’ll tag that#fionna and cake spoilers
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I love the differences between the 3 of them here. Duchess (big dog) does the goofy pose pretty often. It's had to catch photos of it though cause she usually moves when I go to take the picture
(ignore the towel, I'd knocked over a water bowl)
portrait of my dog in her rampant pose
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A spell gone wrong RIGHT!!!
#arthur pendragon#once and future king#merlin bbc#merlin#so many tags for merlin#mermay 2024#mermay#arthur fishdragon#goldfish to be precise#I'm back babyy#he's so pathetic#merlin fanart
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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Matching PJs!
This is how they came
And this is after I fixed the hind legs
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It's a bald King
Just like me fr
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no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.
#idk man my head is filled with hot dragon men who are also old enough to be my grandpa’s great x10 grandpa#neuvillette tho…our gap moe king#tho personally i think neuvillette is gonna be majorly depressed when you return from liyue stinking of zhongli#he’ll be all ‘‘i don’t have a chance. how could i ever stake my claim when they already have someone else?’’#idk i wake up and think hm how pathetic can i make neuvi today?#the answer is very#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#zhongli x reader#neuvillette x reader
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hes a street dog for a bit
#lycaon the wolf king#anthro#furry#sketch#wolf#thi s is from last week i forgor#this is how he gets pathetic enuf for tiber to take him along lol#eyestrain
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Devilish Wedding summary
#cuphead show#cuphead#king dice#devildice#the devil cuphead#cuphead fanart#cuphead stickler#cuphead henchman#they all want the charismaticly pathetic cube man#and theyr all so real for that#dd is real too of course they'd use their power to write a gay fanfic
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"Who could have guessed that after a mere wave of his hand, Luo Binghe would rush out the door to go find a corner to sulkily grow mushrooms in...?"
Tamaki-coded demon lord...
#yes i'm aware that this is a generic expression but i can't read it without thinking of tamaki from ohshc#pathetic simping demon king 🤝 pathetic simping club king#svsss#bingqiu#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#lbh#sqq#my art
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First we had smol sub Pomni and dommy mommy Ragatha when it came to Ragapom, but we now enter a new era; doormat failwoman Ragatha and super blunt Pomni.
Oh how the turntables.......
Domni for PRIDE MONTH RAAAAAAHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
#gangle is me im gangle#tadc#ragapom#pomni x ragatha#ragatha x pomni#buttonblossom#jesterdoll#suggestive#tw suggestive#amazing digital yuri#doomed digital yuri#i think pomni would like having control over SOMETHIN in her life#that something is a pathetic redhead <3#bear king draws#bear king speaks
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He's a special guy
Do you have a dog?
#king the pathetic#he ate that peice of toast like it was the greatest damn thing he'd ever experienced#ugly dog#dog
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