#king the pathetic

[king-the-pathetic]

Oh my goodness I love it. It is so incredibly adorable

Poor little guy. So sad, so pitiful.

Forced to go run errands while it's raining and windy.

Poor little puffball who was nearly swept away by the wind.

He sits in the stores having flashbacks to the war he fought with the wind on the way here

[densewentz]

When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)

[isabellaofparma]

characters created in a lab for tumblr specifically (affectionate)

[featherlouise]

It was like a vision from an angry god

[king-the-pathetic]

Kings long lost fluffier cousin

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

[skoff-the-artist]

A spell gone wrong RIGHT!!!

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[stylish-fish]

These guys

[king-the-pathetic]

I love the differences between the 3 of them here. Duchess (big dog) does the goofy pose pretty often. It's had to catch photos of it though cause she usually moves when I go to take the picture

(ignore the towel, I'd knocked over a water bowl)

portrait of my dog in her rampant pose

[benevolenterrancy]

"Who could have guessed that after a mere wave of his hand, Luo Binghe would rush out the door to go find a corner to sulkily grow mushrooms in...?"

Tamaki-coded demon lord...

[abyssruler]

no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.

[dinoserious]

hes a street dog for a bit

[king-the-pathetic]

Omg old mans version of him

(art on fridge by draconym/cyaneus.com)

Everybody look at my dog RIGHT NOW

He is THE goober ever

[cryinganabell]

Devilish Wedding summary

[kingzombear]

First we had smol sub Pomni and dommy mommy Ragatha when it came to Ragapom, but we now enter a new era; doormat failwoman Ragatha and super blunt Pomni.

Oh how the turntables.......

Domni for PRIDE MONTH RAAAAAAHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[king-the-pathetic]

You think you're immune to it then one day you realize your dog has a whole wardrobe. And now you're sewing matching PJs for the pets. Family photos with matching pet PJs loom over the horizon...

Cant believe I used to be the kinda person who would be like "Ugh people who are obsessed with their pets are so weird ew your dog isn't a baby it's a dog". There was no joy in that. No zest for life. Who was I before my sweet and perfect darling son, my gentle handsome and clever baby boy, my child, who is a cat and approximately 6 pounds