#i sometimes mix these up for funsies

[turtle-ly]

im seeing that poll about learning cursive in school a lot on my dash and as a vietnamese im kinda bewildered bc what do you mean you cant read cursive?? because to us cursive is for capital letters only! the rest are normal letters. so ig our normal written letters are the american cursive, and our "computer" letters are your normal letters?

↑ these are the fonts we learn in school. The left are our normal letters, the right are our cursive. Oh and the thing is, these are the only fonts we actually taught a school, the "typing" font is just what we imitate from printed books. In elementary school we have "good handwriting competitions" where the participants write in the above fonts and are graded on how close it is to the table above. its like boring calligraphy

[spotaus]

Sorry for being dead af today guys I had like 3 separate energy swings before I gave up and doodled this instead 🙏

[dragonbleps]

If Dal was a cat, what kind of cat would he be...?

A sleek lanky shorthair because he's a rogue-type? A luxuriously long-hair because of his, well, long hair that he's vain about? An active breed because he's a busybody who always needs work to do?

hmmm

[archivingbarca]

https://www.tumblr.com/archivingbarca/768954703453323264/do-you-support-any-other-teams-in-other

U ARE BRITISH??!!

it wasn’t obvious? A WIN 🥳🥳🥳

[voxslays]

SQUID GAMES MEN’S HOBBIES

TLDR: What the squid games men would do with you for fun… A/N: I got bored so I binged all of season one in a day yesterday (I have a problem. I’m too obsessed with this show).

HWANG IN-HO

❀ Coming up with ideas for the next games (and playing them). Don’t get me wrong, In-ho is a brilliant man—but sometimes even he gets stumped on new ideas for the games. But with you by his side, it all seems to come to him so much easier.

❀ Your imagination seems infinite, seeing as you come up with so many good ideas (glass bridge, mingle, etc). And when you’re done? You play them together with the guards just for funsies. You truly know how to make In-ho feel like a kid again.

THE SALESMAN (GONG YOO)

❀ Ddakji. Must I say more? This guy loves Ddakji so much it’s basically his job—well, that and recruiting people with money struggles or debt into a death game! But you don’t know that part yet.

❀ Although Gong-Yoo usually wins, it’s always fun to see your cute little faces when you’re focusing, or when you mess up. Unlike the slaps he usually gives to his elders (or anyone for that matter), when you mess up, all you have to do is give him a little kiss.

THANOS (CHOI SU-BONG)

❀ Thanos loves writing his raps with you. It takes him quite a while to write his songs—but with you it goes ten times faster. In Su-bong’s mind, you are his muse, and he usually sits in his studio, at his desk, with you on his lap.

❀ Thanos is usually the one to write the first lines, while you come up with the rhymes. According to Thanos, you are the smartest person he knows, so who better to help him with his rhyming? That, and he just loves any excuse for you to be on his lap (and cockwarm him).

KANG DAE-HO

❀ Cooking. Growing up with four older sisters, he learned a lot of ‘girly’ things (as his father would say) from them. From cooking to sewing, he can do it all! So really, it’s no surprise that every night he has off, he wants to help you cook.

❀ Dae-ho is also very helpful in the kitchen. If you’re stirring, he’s mixing. If you’re cutting, he’s mashing. With his help, you can get a meal with an hour preparation down to around a half hour. This man is crazy skilled, and not afraid to deviate from the recipe a bit.

[satoruhour]

Thoughts on poly with satosugu

a/n: long post LOL enjoy

howd you manage to get two of the most caring yet annoying boyfriends ever??? they feed off each others energy sm it’s insane lol good luck. but not in a bad way of course. it def started out when one man of the two was frustrated with the stagnancy and the mixed signals between the three of you that gojo decided to confess and the both of you dated for a while.

geto didnt rlly wanna intrude and felt bad even tho you three were still eye fucking basically every time u were in a room together. gojo was the first to ask you about it “no because ive thought of it too” and gojo’s face lights up bc teecchnically hes been texting geto always how its been a dream to date you even tho it rubs in the wound a little. but it’s ok!!!! im sorry suguru!!! all three of you are together now !!!! 

to start off they are very physical and clingy. always need to have some part of their body on you. gojo prefers the arm slinging over your shoulders, geto prefers a more subtle arm around the waist. ppl r always starin when you three go out 😭 but it’s so cute lowkey! gojo is usually the upbeat one, suggesting dates and places to go and things to do, creating the gc between the three of you (if u didnt alr have one), keeping the relationship fresh with a lot of questions. geto contributes more to the practicality of the rs?? not to say he doesnt talk or is passive in the poly rs but he’s more of a getting groceries, lounging in the back watching the two of you talk excitedly bout digimon, and likes the household chores kind of guy.

it feels like if i say this it’s too cheesy but gojo feels like a sunrise: the dawn of a new day and the adventures that it may bring while geto is like sunsets: the dusk of winding down after the exciting day and youre always craving both. gojo and geto complete each other in countless other ways too and the dynamic you three have is super adorable.

ill highlight a few scenarios bc theres too much potential and power w/ poly stsg!! watching movies: geto us usually okay with anything u two pick out and gojo picks out some psychological horror for funsies but hes screaming into geto’s arms at every jumpscare 😭 the popcorn goes everywhere good lord. you and geto laugh (in the case youre not too afraid of horror) laugh at gojo and pepper him in kisses even when he puts the blame on you for choosing this movie. “too scared that youre placing the blame on our poor (y/n)?” gojo tsks and swats away geto’s hand but is soon distracted by you pulling u into your embrace lol <3 the usual movie positions are like this: either the both of you latch onto geto’s sides, or youre tucked into geto and gojo sits on the floor, your head in either man’s laps and your feet on the other, you squashed in the middle of them both, gojo tucked in your hug while you are tucked in geto’s <333

going grocery shopping: it’s stocking up time and geto cant possibly handle bringing back all the groceries by himself so he brings you along and also (reluctantly) brings gojo. main reason is bc gojo likes to put a lot of things in the cart and begs with his pretty eyes of his that geto always gives in 😭 youre like semi-focused on the task. you put together the grocery list but then youre getting distracted when you see the fruits section and point at it excitedly to geto. gojo is somewhere in the store. sometimes you lead the expedition, pushing the trolley as geto and gojo walk together a few steps behind hand in hand. it changes a whole lot.

sometimes geto will head off to get something and youre left to push the trolley, with gojo by your side kissing your temples walking by your side. they will both sometimes play pranks on you and go off without telling u and run around the store hoping you wont find them LMAO, or even be so so embarrassing dancing in the middle of the aisles or putting their face up to the cameras that broadcast the footage on big tvs ….. also once you guys lost gojo and you had to make an announcement at the counter to call for a six foot man to meet you two at the cashiers….

it’s easy to feel insecure sometimes, or rather not getting enough love / feeling left out bc sometimes they both click so well together you cant understand their inside jokes or they act like boys again, hitting and laughing to each other about shoko fumbling utahime again or something. they apologise profusely, feeling guilty that they even made u feel like that, esp gojo since he has a tendency to initiate a lot of those jokes which you dont understand, or talk about man things lol. youre the sole focus of their eyes always and they show it even more today by pampering you, having a sleepover ish date night, you paint each other’s nails and do some skin care, gossip a little. geto and gojo compliments you a lot, even more so during this bout of insecurity. they fight over who gives better compliments 😭😭😭😭

but either way you bring both of them in to kiss them as a thank you. it’s so difficult to choose between the both of them for cuddling too bc theyre so warm always. you curl into geto first bc on this night you guys picked your fav movie (which also happened to be gojo’s fav) but you were feeling tired asf so the former let you rest up on him while hte latter had his eyes glued. and later when geto needs to clean up he passes you to gojo gently and you adjust yourself against his lanky body <3333 “she’s just so cute, ain’t she?” geto smiles, brushes your hair out ur face, placing a peck on your forehead and another on gojo’s lips. “rest up first, both of you. i’ll come in soon.”

overall best boyfriends ever; let me highlight some more scenarios which i think would happen: coddling over you when you get your period. geto holding your tummy and massaging it while gojo feeds u snacks. fighting over the blanket between the three of you. gojo runs cold at night, geto runs a little cold too so youre usually the mediator between the two of them. “just buy a bigger blanket!!!” and gojos up and ready to head out at 3am. “go to sleep satoru the stores not open rn.” “theft exists.” “no!” sometimes youd go on individual dates when the other cant make it, esp when you three have busy schedules. either two will ALWAYS promise to shower the third in affection once they return home from the date! sometimes when you three need to visit weddings, you’d be squashed in the middle dancing with them, two towers and the shorter one in between that it looks a little comical.

fighting about whose music is the best in the car and fighting over the au, fighting abt who gets to drive. gojo tries to squeeze into the stick shift bc sometimes he misses you two in the back seat :(((( they let you sit down on public transport if the car isnt possible. scary dog privileges, two of them. gojo sneers at anyone who wants ur number and tells them off, geto glares quietly, gojo thinks its bc of him but actually it’s all geto’s doing LMAOAOAO. loving the kisses they both give you: gojo a little more excitable and geto’s sensual and slower, will also fight over who you should straddle when your making out but u give them both equal attention. one will take over the other whos preoccupied with your lips. geto littering kisses down your neck while youre busy with gojo’s lips and vice versa 💟💟💟

sigh id love to be in a poly rs with them and id love to write n*sfw but my hands hurt toodles (i do have a stsg ask that is smutty tho ... will write that soon muahahha)

hello hello!

[riacte]

My pet headcanon for False and Iskall is that they're both ex-hitman recovering from their bloody days and are now hermits living peacefully (most of the time).

They weren't from rival organisations so they don't carry old beef, but the moment they met, they instantly recognised the alert, battle-ready way they carried themselves and were like "👀🤨 I know exactly what you are" [non-judgemental but very aware gaze]. And thus they continuously try to one up one another / test each other's skills, maintaining a competitive/lighthearted/hostile (but only when it's funny) rivalry. You want to prove your worth but sometimes you can't be bothered, but sometimes that's also the only thing on your mind. There's also a mix of mutual contempt / respect / clinginess / companionship. Sparring with the ex-hitman bestie for funsies.

Anyways, they are both recovering well from the hitman days, they're kind and generous hermits who are always willing to help their friends (and each other), but sometimes the bloodlust comes back so they casually take it out on each other then move on. When that doesn't scratch the itch, they trap Ren in a pit because Ren is inherently so killable lol

[undergoing-mitosis]

i am going to ramble about my death note accent and language headcanons (wammy's boys + light) okay thanks

L is very British. This fits surprisingly easily with Alessandro Juliani's incredible dub performance, but just lose the Canadian(?)ness. He still has that slight drawl and softly pronounces every consonant, so it's less bo'o'wa'a bri'ish and more autistic every consonant is pronounced British. Every language he speaks is practically perfect accent wise, he tends to be a bit of a chameleon. You can only tell that he's not native Japanese when he speaks it by a few lilts on certain sounds which aren't quite right, but even then it's only noticeable if you're looking for it. Knows an ungodly amount of languages fluently: he had a period of hyperfixating on learning a bunch between cases, before he got bored and moved onto advanced Go strategy.

Light is Japanese. Mamoru Miyano's voice is canon. That is all I have to say on the matter. He also knows a few other languages from his studies, including English, but knows very little about using these languages in practice, making his speech sound very formal and textbook-y.

Mello is from somewhere in east Europe, but given he's lived at Wammy's since he was around 5-ish he had completely lost his accent. So his base accent is British like the rest of them. Whatever his native language may be, he can understand it but not speak it. Mello tended to err on the side of more rough British, dropping consonants no matter how much Roger tried to make him speak properly. He never devolved into full roadman though. When he ran away to the US, he taught himself how to speak with an American accent. (this idea is directly from Crush on ao3 haha) Over the years of the time skip he perfected his accent, now it is indistinguishable from a native LA resident. However, he is still having to actively put this accent on. Post-Mafia, Mello doesn't have to put up a front of being purely American any more: he still does it out of habit, especially in public, but in private his voice will become an odd mix of American, British and a few muscle memory sounds that come from his mother tongue, creating a unique sound. When Mello loses his composure (mainly, when he gets pissed at Matt) he devolves into full British expletives. He is known he mutter "bloody hell" under his breath frequently. He can also speak Japanese fluently, along with French and bits and pieces of a few other European languages.

Matt is Canadian. I don't know, I just think a Canadian accent suits him. Picked up a few British turn of phrases at Wammy's, but given that he moved there later than Mello he kept his accent. The only Japanese he knows is osmosised from anime. He also picked up wingdings from that period of time when every email he sent would be in it for funsies.

Near is also British. Very much has that autism British accent, without the added drawl in L's, making him sometimes sound quite posh even though he isn't. Nate River is the most British name I have ever seen I'm sorry I don't make the rules. He learnt Japanese for the Kira case, and can speak it pretty fluently and without a strong accent, but as a rule of thumb he has no interest in learning languages: he'd rather spend his time making paper cities or studying quantum physics. An exception to this is code languages: he knows morse code fluently.

[vethbrenatto]

As much as I take constant physic damage from every mentioned of the divourse, I WILL NOT be normal about Pike being all “ew no I don’t want him to look at me, I’m old and fat now, I want to see him when I look good” and Scanlan just instantly going upon seeing her for who knows how long “oh hi pike!!! you look wonderful and your ass looks great”

like hell yeah, even thirty years later, that fuckass gnome is still obsessed with her 10/10 no notes

i have very much come around on the divorce since finding out that they've canonically been divorced multiple times.

back when the news of pikelan divorce came out and pikelan fans (who, let's admit, are kind of few in comparison to most CR ships) went, "really? in a random source book?" the "pikelan gets married and divorced for funsies" headcanon has been circling around and the canon validating that has been very fun.

i haven't seen the episode, so certainly grain of salt here, but the way ashley and sam played it as it's been described to me is a very fun mix of "real couple with real fights leads to break ups" and "so in love they keep coming back to each other and care about each other no matter what". like it's not exactly the schmoopy headcanon of they're just doing it for the LOLs, but it's somewhere in that area.

and it is endlessly hilarious that instead of saying that they're long-term on-again off-again partners which seems more practical given the trajectory of their relationship, they get married every time they're back together. for my own pikelan brain rot, i'm going to keep headcanoning that sometimes the breakups are real, sometimes they're to spice up the marriage, and sometimes they're just for funsies.

i actually think it's a really unique relationship concept and i love that they got to have it. they're not perc'ahlia (Idealistic, Cookie-Cutter Happily Ever After) or vaxleth (Tragic, Star-Crossed Lovers Who Can't Be Together). they're pikelan (Divorced ? Times, Silly Billies, Love Beyond Their Differences)

[acupofinkedblood]

Shuriken x reader

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

• Shuriken is definitely an interesting yet charming demon that you come across with. He is like the Robin Hood of Thieves Den, though you aren’t too sure of whether or not if he has other intentions aside from stealing for fun. You have mixed feelings about Shuriken, I can be sure of it. Sure, he’s nice, but let’s not forget that he’s also a thief, no? Well, your first impression of him can vary from one to another, can be positive or not so memorable at first. But in the end you just follow your heart and give it a shot. And as you currently look at the present dynamic between the two of you, you are more than certain that you have made the right decision

• The ninja himself loves showing off what is his that he takes pride in. And this includes you. He’s huge on PDA, always seeking you out in the crowd before rushing to your direction almost immediately. In some sense, you can even compare him to a golden retriever. That playful and energetic personality of his really works its magic with you after all. And have I mentioned the fact that he also enjoys messing around with you to get your attention? He won’t go too far with it, so don’t worry. Shuriken means well to you

• When he first introduced you to Slingshot and Vinestaff, you knew damn well that they would be giving you a vibe check though it wasn’t too obvious. Especially Vinestaff. She cared a lots for her brother after all. Once they have made up their mind that you had no ill intentions with Shuriken, you would be welcomed as family

• Sometimes the dynamic catches you off guard in a good way. Imagine you are chasing his ass off around the house because of some random reason and either Slingshot or Vinestaff walk in. They will back you up and start chasing the living hell out of Shuriken as well, mostly for funsies. Hell, sometimes Vinestaff is willing to wrestle Shuriken down after Slingshot has captured him back to you while you’re laughing like a dying tea kettle over there. They have your back. And Shuriken doesn’t mind if much since he finds the whole thing to be quite hilarious as well. He might find a chance to get back at you though. All is fair in love and war, so you do have it coming

• He has an odd interest in bugs. And no I don’t mean eating them — that’s gross — he doesn’t do that at all. Instead, he collects and puts them in his terrariums. He actually has a lots of it, the amounts will certainly surprise you. A specific corner of his room is dedicated to that hobby of building terrariums in different sizes and putting his favorite insects into it. If he finds one that doesn’t fit into those spaces, he will just put it in a box temporarily. You lost count how many times you accidentally opened it up and was jumpscared by a literal huge mantis. That’s his favorite insect, if you’re wondering

• Speaking of hobby, he is actually quite the artistic type himself. He isn’t technically the extraordinary artist in the typical senses with good portrait and all, but he does know how to design stuff on paper before takes it into practice. He knows how to carve stuff out of wood and paint them himself. It does help him to keep focused, and he can sell them as well for extra cash. Mostly small sculptures for kids to view as toys or decorations, but sometimes he makes masks for special occasions too. You have received a good load of his handmade gifts, and he makes sure that it’s something that only you will ever have that no one else has the same privilege. He even designs them all specifically to your liking and personal preferences

• Face painting is a traditional thing in Thieves Den, which is coincidentally also his specialty. He can paint your face if you want. And trust me, you’re in good hands because Shuriken knows what is he doing. Most of the materials he has for paints are from crushed plants and flowers he made himself, Vinestaff taught him how to do that. When he paints your face, he will try to be extra careful since he doesn’t want to ‘ruin his bae’s beauty’. Of course, he will be very close to you, like merely inches away. Is he aware of it? Yes. Will he back off? Eh, why should he? Maybe he might steal a kiss from you if you are distracted by him

• Remember that tattoo on his arm that he got in honors for his sister? That’s just another proof of his skill. Honestly having the endurance to stay still while getting a tattoo is already impressive, but he just has to take it to another level by doing it himself. The fact that his arm is literally covered in it with the questionable accuracy in each of the patterns— it’s just amazing at how he is capable of doing so. Shuriken will be more than just happy if you want a tattoo by him, as long as you don’t question his method, you’re good to go!

• And yes, he doesn’t kill people. But with all that is said before, it’s more than enough to put someone down into the ground unconsciously. Most of the time he will decide to flee the scene to save both of you the hassle of violence, his instinct values flight over fight. But if things go south, he doesn’t mind drag someone down to the mud for the both of your sakes. He wants to protect you, and if there is danger sneaking around that threatens your safety, Shuriken will back you up almost immediately

• If you think this guy is a wimp, you have never been so wrong in your life before. He is a ninja after all, of course he knows how to keep up with his training for the sake of his own technique. His figure is rather slim, but don’t let that deceive your eyes about his actual strength. Although Shuriken isn’t the type to just charge forward into a fight without thinking it through, if he wants to get in a fight, he knows exactly how to put his advantages to good use. He specializes in Taihenjutsu and Shurikenjutsu — no jokes intended — but Taijutsu is also there waiting to be used

• Shuriken dedicates most of his free time to train in specific times of the day. Finding him whenever he is off to train is kinda hard, considering the fact he usually goes inside the deep woods with thick forest that isn’t really suitable for beginners to go into. You have probably been lost a few times before in that area, and he has to come out to bring you back home. He will definitely laugh the hell out of the situation, saying that you can just call him instead of following him like that. He will bring you with him properly next time, your company will definitely boost up his motivation as he will try to impress you at every single opportunity

• He won’t be hesitant to try the whole Spider-Man kiss when he hangs himself upside down with his ninja’s equipment out of nowhere with that shit-eating grin on his face while asking for a kiss. This guy is just full of surprises, isn’t he? He expects it half-heartedly, since you’re probably used to his random schemes already. Yet when you do entertain his idea, he will have that dumbfounded expression on as if he hasn’t seen that coming yet. Just a few first time like that, then later on afterwards he will just hang down and give you a peck immediately before you even realize it. Now you’re the one who is stunned!

• With that being said, Shuriken knows what is he capable of. But on the side note, he is actually rather clumsy on how to take care of himself. You can already expect that his room is technically a literal mess with the bit of dirt from the terrariums and sawdust coming from his DIY projects, and have I mentioned the snacks he sneaked in his room alongside with paints smearing here and there? You definitely understand Vinestaff and Slingshot’s insistence on making him clean up his room. Living with him is like staying in touch with an actual miniature ecosystem without organizing it up daily

• Shuriken doesn’t mind it, you can definitely tell by that expression on his face when you visit him for the first time in the trio’s apartment. Trust me, your jaw will be on the floor with that hint of judgement when you see the thing yourself. Honey, you have to tell your man to clean up his room up before the ants start to take him away in his sleep. Of course, he will only do so begrudgingly. At least with you there, it doesn’t seem too bad like when he has to deal with it by himself. Don’t get sidetracked by his coos on just leaving things there, you have to keep your opinion steady

• While the two of you are cleaning the room, maybe he will have a good chance on finding things that he thinks he has lost before. It’s like treasure hunting at this point. But hey, it gets the job done, so why not? Vinestaff appreciates your presence a lots because of the effect you have on her brother. It’s a positive thing, and Slingshot thinks so as well. Do expect those silly smiles of theirs when the two of you look back and find out that they are watching, it’s genuinely so amusing

• Just a reminder, he snores. And I don’t mean by just snoring oh so lightly every now and then, he basically roars in his sleep. He probably uses something to muffle it down whenever he’s asleep, but it’s still questionably loud as hell. If you want to sleep with him, I highly recommend using thick earplugs with blanket that is comfortable enough for you to drape over your head to get over his snoring. But his body is actually comfortable to cling against to, and he doesn’t mind holding you close against his chest, so that is definitely an option on the table as well

• You’re probably the reason why he finally has a good reason to look after his hygiene. The last thing he wants with your first kiss is for you to find out he hasn’t brushed his teeth. Vinestaff definitely owes you a ton of thanks for being the reminder to keep him brushing his teeth. Shuriken doesn’t sweat that much, so there isn’t anything too special about his body’s scent in a positive or negative way. He actually smells like petrichor subtly with a slight hint of wood lingering on his body, it isn’t that noticeable much though

• And as for his other identity as Sliver Shadow? Well unless you want to be the Gwen Stacy of his Peter Parker, I suggest you to keep the blissful unawareness of said demon in the box. And don’t be too curious, you won’t know what might happen. But then again, it’s probably an unfamiliar name for you— like, who is Sliver Shadow, right?

• You don’t know about Sliver Shadow at first. All you can be aware of is that this individual is some sort of urban legend revolving around a demon who lurks in the darkest corner of the night to deal with brutes that dares to disturb the peace of the neighborhood. You have no idea that the stoic enigma of a vigilante is actually your boyfriend. And he seems to be pretty into the whole ‘act fool’ thing in front of you whenever you mention his other identity. It just adds up to the thrill of it

• Of course, he keeps his hidden vigilante identity as Sliver Shadow away from you as he also keeps it away from Slingshot and Vinestaff. It’s not like he enjoys the cliché of mysterious people hiding who they are to people around them to keep them blissfully unaware, it’s just that he knows damn well the idea will get shut down the moment you guys knows about it. And listen, he becomes a vigilante for the love of the game, so there is no way he will give it up

• But if there is any chance he encounters you while he is only his duty, maybe when you’re struggling with punks who don’t know anything better, then he will just have to cross his fingers and pray to the SFOTH above that you will not recognize him at any chance. He will make sure to deal with it quick before leaving almost immediately without a trace. For your information, later on Shuriken definitely has to find a place to calm the adrenaline inside him down. Hell, you manage to make him so anxious yet so thrilled to the point he can only laugh it off somewhere secured

• Since his vigilante stuff at night really causes his sleep schedule a havoc — although demons don’t need to sleep everyday necessarily, Shuriken still needs his sweet time to just close his eyes out of exhaustion — you aren’t too surprised whenever you see that tired yawn escaped his mouth in the morning at the cafe anymore. Shuriken usually uses the excuse of staying up late to train or just anything that hits his mind to cover his actual story up. Thankfully that you believe it. After all, his excuses are pretty convincing when you have grown so familiar to him that much

• And if you pay him a visit during his shift at the cafe, this guy will find any possible way to talk to you without making it looks too obvious that he is currently ditching his work for you. He just can’t help it, Shuriken just loves to spend time with his beloved — which is you — and he just hopes that his boss doesn’t catch him because he knows damn well he won’t be able to hear the end of it. Last thing he needs is to be worried about his salary again when he’s already such a mess in morning shifts like that

• He loves taking you to festivals around Thieves Den and enjoying the moment with you. Shuriken is pretty keen on the culture of his factor, you can even say that he is proud of it himself as well. Festival dates are just the best in his eyes, the experience of the traditional upbeat atmosphere adds up with the remarkable customs, and he gets to be so lively with you by his side. Isn’t it just perfect? There was a time when he took you out to see the firework festival, and before you knew it, he already carried you up to hop from roof to roof just so the two of you can get a clear view out of it. It was a golden memory that he treasured in his heart

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

Note: I know I’m supposed to take a 2 days off before come back, but I’m just bored =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

Note 2: I’ll receive the results from the competition tonight, I’m worried-

[doberbutts]

Something really funny to me when people get mad that I track my name tag is like.

(Again I've never interacted with the first OP so idk why she specifically is so insistent on blatantly making shit up about me when I've never done or said the shit she accuses me of)

But like. The post under it? The one that I am clearly tagged in? The one of someone starting a conversation with me about a show I started watching and then that OP started watching due to seeing me talk about it? Yeah that's not in my notes or my mentions on my activity page. It's just straight up not there.

Several years ago I realized I wasn't seeing all of my mentions and so I started tracking my url just in case someone was trying to talk to me and it wasn't appearing in my activity page. I found several pages' worth of people asking me questions, sending me photos and fanart of the dogs, trying to get my attention due to a doberman thing, etc that NEVER made it to my mentions. I have tracked my name ever since.

Anyway I just thought it was really funny because like. Yes, I do certainly see who says my name on this webbed site and the reason for it is in fact right below your exact post: sometimes when people tag me the notification for it straight up disappears and I would never see the tag if I don't keep an eye on it in the search. Consider not posting incessantly about me and then I won't see you talking about me in the worst faith possible. I don't really want to live rent-free in your head and I don't really understand your beef with me tbh. Why is it a greater sin to keep an eye on when my name gets dropped than to be constantly talking smack about someone who has no idea who you are?

Oh just for funsies but I've also noticed the same problem in reverse. That photoset of the dobe mix puppy playing with OP's resident dog? Not in my name tag again despite blatantly having tagged me in that post. That one was in my notifications. So apparently not only do some tags only show up by searching, but also some tags only show up by notification. AND THEN a third and final problem: there's some posts that don't mention me at all in my name tag as well??? Tumblr go home you're drunk

[the-xolotl]

What I think your Hazbin Hotel fav says about you

Pt. I ; Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Lucifer, Angel

A/N: these are entirely my opinions based on what each of the characters have meant for me. i’m a psych major and like doing lil analysis of things so it’s for funsis nothing else XD and i’m writing these with adult personalities in mind ! just fyi

it’s kinda long, fair warning, lots of text.

—• TAGS: none, completely sfw

ᯓ፥Charlie ꪆ

Starting off with the MC herself; I can see her being a fav bc you are the sunshine coded individual that likes to do things diplomatically first, handles situations with words first and foremost as well as enthusiasm and optimism. You’ll always see the bright side of things and like to see the good in people.

So probably relate a lot to her.

You have a tendency to put others way above yourself and your own needs, most of the time unconsciously so.

Maybe you’re the mom-friend of the group. You’re the most caring and giving out of your surrounding friends or family.

Which kinda makes me think you may have a mix of daddy and mommy issues.

However sometimes your kindness is taken for weakness and naivety when that couldn’t be further from the truth. You’re not unaware of the world around you, in fact you’re probably someone who understands a little too good, so you choose to give positivity to the sea of negativity.

You’re highly emotionally intelligent, mature and likely find yourself always taking the reign in things. You’re a doer, determined to see everything you put your mind to to completion, lots of initiative in many aspects.

A WORKAHOLIC. Completely unaware of that aspect tho. Or just unintentionally so. Bc you are so determine on projects you give 120% and don’t stop until it’s completed.

You probably find comfort in her character in some ways; either bc you see yourself in her or strive to find a person like her who will see your redeeming qualities when you can’t, and want to help you grow as a person.

You aren’t a strict planner or someone who sticks 100% with a plan but do like to have an outline at least. Even if you have to improv further down the line at least you have an idea of wtf you’re doing.

So you can also roll with being spontaneous, you can easily think of a loose path to follow and roll with it whenever.

You’re very enjoyable company !! Smile and laugh is contagious, it’s impossible to not feel good around you.

ᯓ፥Vaggie ꪆ

You struggle a lot with imposter’s syndrome so let me be the one to tell you; you deserve good things, you belong in good places and with the people you love and love you back.

You’re likely the person everyone turns to for a voice of reason.

You’re very headstrong, you’re the decision maker in whatever circle you run.

Ms./Mr./Mx. Hyper-Independent™️

You’re likely also the mediator. Are you the middle child in your family?

You’re a perfectionist to a fault, and fear failure. Sometimes you need a little reassurance.

However, you’re an exceptional lover. You’re loyal, attentive, your love language might be acts of service and/or words of affirmation.

You greatly value those around you and just want to help them be successful.

Sometimes you’re too strict with yourself, even with others but you mean well.

Despite anything though, you have a pretty firm grasp in your sense of self, you know who you are and what you want in life.

You stand up for yourself, you don’t let anyone push you around; you’re the scary dog privileges.

And even if you sometimes come across as hard around the edges, you’re quite soft on the inside. You still choose to act with kindness even if someone doesn’t deserve it. But you’re good at killing with kindness.

You give me Taurus energy. And despite the bullet-point above you have made grown men cry. You’re kind but you are capable of hurting with your words if you so choose.

ᯓ፥Alastor ꪆ

I’ll just get it out of the way: raging daddy issues

But the kind of daddy issues that come from resentment and anger at a fatherly figure or men that remind you of that fatherly figure.

You neither want fatherly comfort nor find someone that is a good fatherly figure. You don’t need it, you’ve been this long without it so what’s the point ?

Maybe you’re likely even the type of person who comforts others but don’t want/let others comfort you. You don’t need others, others need you.

You value your privacy, very reserved about your personal life. Keeping everything close to the vest do to the load of trust issues you carry.

Definitely into older partners (more specifically older men)

Unless you don’t do dating or physical relationships. In this case you maybe find yourself being the older friend of a group of friends.

You don’t have a parental bone in your body but you have this innate need to make sure others never feel the way you did; alone, helpless. This whether you admit it or not.

Much like our resident Radio Demon you have an appreciation for the entertainment and may take some sadistic pleasure in watching the people you don’t care for fail (especially those who have wrong you in the past).

But if not giving a fuck was an olympic sport you’d be a gold medalist. You are winning the 'idgaf war' every time, bc you don’t need to retaliate immediately when someone does do you wrong either, remaining unbothered knowing that person will do themselves in.

You like to play the long game in some situations, waiting for the right time to make a move.

You don’t have time for bullshit, time costs and yours comes at a high rate. You rather get to the point than run circles. And the biggest pet-peeve is getting lead on in any way just to ultimately waste your time and get nothing out of it.

In most circumstances you don’t do anything without receiving a benefit from it unless it’s the people you truly care about. Everything has a price, a lot of things you do are for self fulfillment (Not in a negative way. You value yourself and know your worth)

You’re also a go-getter. Not waiting around for opportunities to just fall on your lap you go and make your own opportunities and open your own doors.

However one of your biggest flaws is overestimating yourself which ultimately leads you to feel like you failed at something when really you didn’t, you didn’t reach the intended goal even if the outcome was fine. Pride comes before the fall, for sure (And you’re trying to work on it. Kinda).

But you do have an issue with feeling like you’re absolutely invincible no matter what.

You have your own skeletons in the closet. Things you don’t like looking back on, decisions you regret to this day bc they shaped more of your life than you intended. But here you are persevering in one piece. If maybe a little jaded to the world around you, but in one piece. Good job.

ᯓ፥Lucifer ꪆ

You and Alastor fans are two sides of the same coin but with marked differences.

Daddy issues here too, but the ones who actually want a good fatherly figure. One you often find from a mentor or someone to give you affection and/or guidance.

You’re less likely to seek these out in romantic relationships as really what you want is to heal your inner child.

You heard More Than Anything, cried bc it’s a beautiful song than cried harder wondering why couldn’t someone love you like that.

More than anything (ba-dum-tsss) you crave to be protected, you can do it yourself, you have been. But you’re tired. You want someone else to do it for a changed, see you for who you are and love you unconditionally.

I have the feeling you’re the oldest child of a broken home that had to be a 3rd parent at a young age to your even younger siblings and it hurt like a bitch having to leave them once you were able to get out of your parent’s house. But you couldn’t stay there a second longer.

It’s also likely in your upbringing you were seen as the black sheep of the family, whatever the reason may have been. That’s something that still hurts to this day even through the no-contact you’ve likely established.

You have a lot of love to give but often don’t know how to express it or measure it. In the sense that you love too hard or too little, but you care so much. You really do.

And this is why you probably have a lot of people coming to your for a shoulder to cry on, because what you will do is protect the ones you care about the way you wish someone did you in your worse times. This is where your over abundance of love comes the most handy.

BUT behind all of this there’s also a high spirit that can be the life of any party. You have a unique magnetism and easy going personality despite anything that makes people gravitate towards you.

ᯓ፥Angel ꪆ

You have likely been through some awful shit (I’m sorry you had to go through that, me too 🫂) and that has shaped you a lot as a person today.

Probably came out of those experiences a hyper sexual that has to constantly advocate for those of us who don’t cope the same ways others do.

Angel is like a breath of fresh air because for once you get to see a representative whose bad experiences aren’t romanticized or glamorized.

The level at which you relate to him when he yelled “It’s not an act! It’s who I need to be!” was spiritual and it left you a little broken bc you likely use your persona as a shield bc if you don’t laugh you’ll cry

You don’t like letting your past define you but the line between who you are and who’s the persona built for the public keeps thinning more and more.

The trust issues you carry are so deep sometimes you accidentally push people you care about and who care about you away.

Because you do care, so much but it’s hard to let people in not knowing who’s truly going to treat you well.

Sometimes the only was you let in are the ones who go above and beyond to climb the tall thick walls you’ve put around yourself.

But life has made you strong, resilient. You know how to defend yourself and you take no shit from anyone.

You either want Angel’s rambunctious confidence or you have it and know how to work it. (work it 💅)

Don’t forget you’re more than what you can offer people. There’s genuine value in you as the person you are, not for what you can offer.

a/n: thank you for reading. i’ll probably take a while to upload the next parts tbh !

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[poedays]

Some Headcanons I have for the listener characters for Redacted/Castle Audios (for funsies):

Castle - Ranger, Seer, Knight, Sugar, Dewdrop, and Dear/Bud

Redacted - Angel, Babe, Sweetheart, Tank, Lovely, and Honey

Castle:

Ranger:

- Looks like the phrase ‘ladies and gentleman’.

- Owns a pair of docs but stopped wearing them because they hurt their feet.

- Has a vintage Hindustan Contessa car in a beige colour.

- > has one of those fluffy dice decorations because Isiah gave them one for Christmas.

- >> they took it down after getting their memories back.

Seer:

- Has grey-ish blue eyes and when they use their powers they flash a bright white.

- Framed a piece of paper with Beth’s work signature on it and hung it where she pushed them against a wall in their house.

- Likes really big dangling earrings but can’t wear them for long otherwise they give Seer a headache.

- Tristan asked Seer to see into his future but instead of something cool, they saw him tripping over his own untied shoelaces.

Knight:

- Has an ‘I love my lesbian sister’ T-shirt, and Claire has a matching ‘I love my ally brother’. (Can be queer sister, ally sibling, or literally any matching queer shirts - I just thought it was fun).

- Is totally into Evie biting them and liked the thought before she was turned into a vampire.

- Knight never walks in front of Claire when the two are walking together, only beside her or behind her. They’re scared she’ll disappear again.

- Being introduced to people as ‘Knight’ gives them a confidence boost every time.

Dewdrop:

- Would own a pet snake.

- > Would call it something either ridiculous or super serious.

- >> “This is my little boy: Sir Serpent Snake-Sir the third”. Or “That’s Bob.”

- Chloe has a birthmark on her thigh that they love to kiss.

Sugar:

- Had a favourite jacket they were wearing before getting turned with a bunch of pins and patches on it -> but it was covered in blood stains after they were attacked and now they never wear it.

- > Their turning was a full on attack that was very bloody.

- Looks 20 but is like 98

- Is such a Valentine’s Day snob and would either proclaimed it’s a false holiday made to make profit from love, or they’d be 100% into it and go wild with roses and wine. (Basically they’d either be Damien or Huxley when it comes to Valentines).

- Saw Liza when she was a high school student but only has a vague memory of it so they can never place where they’ve seen her from before.

Dear/Bud:

- Has Heterochromia, left eye is blue and the other is brown. Totally doesn’t symbolise the two different characters that they’re involved with. Totally.

- Has GAD and takes medication for it, but prefers to have Rose in their head sometimes to help their overwhelming thoughts.

- Monster energy drink addict (Abby got them into them) it is not good for their anxiety (Rose would much rather they drink tea).

Redacted:

Angel:

- Likes to bake but forgets to set a timer, then forgets there’s something in the oven and has almost ended up burning the house down -> David has banned Angel from using the oven when he’s not around.

- Tried and failed to get their driver’s license five times.

- Has a tattoo sleeve with little Animal Crossing and Minecraft references mixed in there.

- Romanced either Sebastian or Shane in Stardew Valley.

Babe:

- Is an only child but has a younger step-sister they see on holidays.

- Likes to carry Asher around sometimes -> wears light and layered clothing so you wouldn’t assume they have muscles but actually have quite a bit.

- Makes Asher little packed lunches for when he has pack meetings and they’re not going.

- Is dyslexic, and needs glasses, words don’t like to word for Babe.

- Has painted Angels nails on numerous occasions.

Sweetheart:

- To empowered people they have tattoo like white marks on their collarbones and under their eyes (Stealth things (also can choose to show them, so people can’t tell right away)).

- Needs reading glasses.

- Has phased in their sleep and woken up above the blankets somehow?

- When they panic they cloak and uncloak really quickly so it kinda looks like they’re teleporting.

Tank:

- Has a bunch of siblings (Tank is towards the older end of the lot) and was heartbroken when they all moved away and none of them chose to stay with them in Dahlia.

- Easily sunburnt.

- Tried to count Sam’s freckles once without telling him what they were doing and kinda just stared at him while gradually getting closer. Eventually they ended up getting his shirt off to count more of them, and Sam just sat there flustered and confused.

- Has 100% played ‘Save a horse (Ride a cowboy)’ to serenade Sam.

Lovely:

- Their hair has started to turn white from stress.

- A lot of their hair was muddy and bloody after getting captured by Adam, so the morning after they were saved Vincent helped them chop off bits that couldn’t be salvaged.

- Used to think their brown eyes were boring but after they turned they miss their old eyes every time they look in a mirror.

- Is absolutely amazing at board/card games.

- > Somehow always wins Game of Life even through it’s pretty much a game of chance.

- > Got Sam, Vincent and Tank to play Monopoly with them and all three were bankrupt within half an hour.

- > Also dabbles in chess.

Honey:

- Works from home most days and has an office with a ‘No Guy Allowed’ sign on the door.

- For Guy’s birthday one year Honey learnt how to crochet and made an amazing sweater with a bunch of granny squares specific to Guy’s interests. Honey is all embarrassed about it because they know where all the little errors are but Guy loves it to death.

- Has picked up Guy to move him out of their way.

- Also plays Stardew Valley sometimes and is like five years in but hasn’t married anyone.

- > Has high hearts with the Wizard.

Thanks for reading! I’ve got more Redacted/Castle rambles on my blog. ❤️

[joocomics]

Have you ever gave your thoughts on who in xdinary heroes likes spanking their partner? Whether it's for sexual enjoyment, a punishment or just for funsies? In private or in front of the other members? I need to know, for research purposes ofc 👀

And dw, I'm working on that ask for Junhan for you. I'll send it sometime today 💋 - 🍑 anon

xdinary heroes spanking their s/o

smut | xdh x fem!reader | mdni

cw: spanking, loose descriptions of sex and one mention of possible usage of pain kink, whips & belts; established relationships

a/n: YUM!! 🤤 i’ve done it only for pussy spanking, so let me do this one too real quick

before we begin i’ll just note that i think all of them enjoy spanking ~ and also, neither of them pass on the opportunity to give you a playful pat on the butt when you’re at home and you walk by just minding your own business

♡ gunil

i have a feeling he’s the biggest ass guy in the group, so spanking is basically a hobby of his

sexual enjoyment, punishment or for funsies?

all three! when it comes to punishments, he’d test the waters first by giving you one or two smacks in a playful manner after you’ve been bickering over something silly. he’d ask if you enjoy it, and if you want to get punished for being naughty, and imagine his reaction when you say yes rolling over on your tummy for him. he gives me big brat tamer energy, so teaching you a lesson through a nice spanking session is something he’d love to do. this would totally stimulate his size & strength kinks too

he definitely places millions of kisses over your red cheeks after

if you end up enjoying it as much as he does i feel like some days he’d do it for simply getting in the mood too. he’d pick you up, taking you to the bedroom and put you across his lap. he’d spank you - a mix of light and harsh slaps, massaging and jiggling - while also playing with your pussy at the same time until you beg him to fuck you. i can see him being very vocal during your punishment, he’d just talk and talk about your bad attitude, threatening that you won’t get his cock if you don’t learn to be a good girl

he’d get extra extra turned on if you leave your panties on, or if you happen to wear a nice lingerie when he spanks you

in private or in front of the members?

i don’t see him doing it in front of others even the members. i believe he’s the type to leave stuff like this behind closed doors. he’d also get pretty jealous if he attracts attention to your ass tbh

♡ jiseok/gaon

big spanker alert!! i mean take a shot every time he and jooyeon smack someone’s ass in rtw. i pretty much believe it wouldn’t be too different with their s/o

sexual enjoyment, punishment or for funsies?

jiseok would enjoy spanking just as gunil would (although he loves sucking boobs a little too much too), but with one key difference - i don’t see him lasting long during punishments, so they wouldn’t be as long and edging as gunil’s. he’d definitely be very confident at first about how well he’s going to put you in your place, but after a few smacks while you’re on all fours, he’d give up and just take his cock out. he loves it, but it just turns him on too much, to the point he’d get impatient and it’s not really a punishment anymore

he’d love fucking you in doggy when your entire behind is red tho, so his slaps may not be many, but they sting

in private or in front of the members?

to be fair, this is not a very easy question for me, but jiseok is the one i’m leaning towards the most when it comes to spanking in front of the group. he’d do it playfully after you’ve been exclusively together for enough time and you’ve gotten to know the members well (and they you as well), and he’s sure it won’t make you/them feel uncomfortable. they wouldn’t really pay attention to it if it happens

♡ jungsu

the only one of the group that i can see getting through a spanking punishment without ending up fucking you. he may look soft and innocent on the outside, but there’s a patient freak underneath him that would make you have some of your best orgasms ever

sexual enjoyment, punishment or for funsies?

i feel like he’d absolutely love spanking you for punishments. the moment you tell him how much it turns you on it’s like a new side of him unlocks. it would really tickle the dom in him, and he would find a lot of satisfaction in taming your bratty attitude. he’d be the most gentle and caring partner ever, but irritate him with something and he’d make your cheeks red in seconds. he has big control of himself, so he could literally pause whatever he’s doing at the moment just to spank you for a few minutes, and then get back to work like nothing happened

i can definitely see him chase you around the room if you mess with him, pull him a prank or something like that, until he picks you over his shoulder and spank you for being naughty ~

in private or in front of the members?

in private, but he would totally give you a few loud smacks if there’s people in the other room. he’d love how flustered you’d get from the thought of someone hearing the sound and catching onto what’s happening

♡ jooyeon

i feel like he’d bite your ass a lot too!

sexual enjoyment, punishment or for funsies?

for funsies > for punishments

he’s a Brat. he can’t tame you with punishments, because he’s the one getting them?

but now real talk. he’d constantly tease you throughout the day with playful pats, pinching and smacking if he catches you laying on your stomach. he’d compliment your ass, saying how delicious it looks and he’d try to take a bite of it, before giving your cheeks light slaps and maybe rest his head between them

however, in comparison to the other members he wouldn’t do spanking for punishments that much. he’d do it for sexual enjoyment - when he fucks you doggy style, when you hump him through your clothes or when you ride him. he’d love smacking you as a sign to ride him faster. he’d find it hot when you moan after every hit, and would definitely lose it if you tell him to slap harder. that’s instantly gonna make him wanna cum right then and there. but he’d probably rarely think of punishing you for anything tbh. he’d think through the idea if you seduce him by saying something in the lines of “i’ve been really naughty today, haven’t i? maybe i deserve to get spanked for misbehaving so much..” that would definitely get him in the mood

in private or in front of the members?

in private, he might get a little flustered to do it in front of others

♡ hyeongjun/junhan

i have such weakness when it comes to hyeongjun’s hands so i might be somewhat biased here… but just imagine his pretty painted fingers roaming your butt cheeks… the cold feeling of his rings after he warms up your skin… anyways

sexual enjoyment, punishment or for funsies?

same as jooyeon, junhan would love slapping your ass during sex from being really turned on, but i don’t see him doing it to punish you. he’d definitely do it if you ask him to, but i don’t think he’d think of it to do it by himself. or the thought of it would cross his mind one day, but he’d hesitate to bring it up for a while

he’d shower you with lighthearted smacks when you fuck though, and they’d get louder as he’s close to cumming. if he catches himself get lost in the moment he’d caress your flushed skin after you’re done, asking if it hurts. he’d apologise for getting carried away, and chuckle if you tell him you liked it a lot

he’d pat you when you’re sat on his face too, so you can ride his tongue faster

in private or in front of the members?

in private. but i can see him having fun if YOU slap his ass in front of the members

♡ seungmin/o.de

i can definitely see spanking being one of seungmin’s kinks. it’s intertwined with his strength kink

sexual enjoyment, punishment or for funsies?

seeing his scarlet marks on your soft cheeks and hearing the sound of his slaps clashing with your moaning arouse him so much, that his hands are constantly all over your ass while he fucks you. punishments are a yes for him if they are for you too. if you bicker - he spanks you. if you don’t bicker - he makes up something and spanks you for the funsies through your clothes, until you whine to take them off

i feel like he’d be willing to try spanking with a whip or belt if you tell him you’re into the idea. i can see him possibly being into exploring pain kink, so he’d be open to use his belt not only for tying your wrists together, but also for spanking too

definitely loves spanking you with his bare hands as you’re bend over the table and making you count the slaps out loud

in private or in front of the members?

he’d occasionally give you some playful taps when the members or other people are around. i feel like he’d enjoy showing that your pretty butt is for him and him only. not out of jealousy or anything like that, just because he feels confident and proud to show you off as his partner

[sleepymagpie-draws]

HIIIII! LOVE YOUR ALIEN AU AND CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT!!

Their design is so coooool!! They give me the vibes of "someone finding a wet pathetic beast and trying to help them trying to be as not frightening as possible, while the animal is fighting for their life in the scariest day of their life not understanding"; good stuff

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, LOVE YOU AND THIS AU!!

THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH US AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!

(Also, on a completely unrelated note, I wanted to ask how the boys would see a YN who has trouble walking or with chronic pain /totally not projecting, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO, if it makes you uncomfortable please ignore this last part, ok byeee!)

AWWW THANK YOU!!!! Sweetest thing ever I swear, I'm glad you're enjoying my brain worms so far. They absolutely are finding a wet cat outside and taking it in like those women on tiktok-

I won't pretend to know much about mobility aids or chronic pain but I will try my best! I'd love for people to find themselves in my work and quite frankly, what sort of world-builder would I be if I didn't consider all angles?

I think that as these guys were based off of arthropods and crustaceans, they would actually be very accepting of mobility issues and chronic pain. Molting is something very common, and is experienced by everyone in this species, but it causes a lot of issues for movement and can also be quite uncomfortable at the best of times.

It probably wouldn't be the typical type of accommodation we're used to, but I think canes, wheelchairs, and pain medication would always be on hand. Or some variation of it anyways.

So far this is what I've come up with!

I kind of went overboard and expanded upon some other things as well, just for funsies!! I tried my best to research what were the best/most suitable forms of aid for canes and wheelchairs and tried to mix that with what i think their tech would look like. As well as trying to consider what might help them!

Such as the mandibles. Sometimes during molting anthropods/crustaceans can lose antenna or even limbs because of getting stuck during the process. As some of their species have mandibles that stick out quite prominently, I think this could cause issue in molting and may result in losing them entirely. However, its totally possible to be born without or have them amputated for medicinal reasons. In these cases, I think they may use prosthetics, probably either porcelain or metal. The only issue with this is that it wouldn't replicate the same sound as the mandibles when talking so this may still make it difficult to communicate.

Anyways!! Taking all of this into account, I believe any reader with chronic pains would be well taken care of! (To be fair, they might even assume something similar to molting is occurring to you at first. Before realising of course that's not the case). Especially with the boys as they are royalty of course, they have the best care avaliable at all times!

I really enjoyed this ask so dont worry about making me uncomfortable with it!! I welcome all questions about their species and the relations with the humans!! Especially reader based! If any of this is inaccurate please do let me know, as I've mentioned before I'm not very knowledgeable in this area but I'm always welcome to learn if I've made some mistake in my research!

Hope you enjoyed my little ramble >:)

[lavleyart]

Are you willing to share some Vaalumi relationship headcanons?

omg I'D LOVE TO! Thank you SO much for asking!!!

● Lumina grew up in a small town, being an apprentice for domestic magic. She dreams of looking beyond her horizon though so she volonteers to be Vaatis apprentice someday (she has grey morals).

● At first Vaati sees her more as a pawn. He is in a power fight with Ganon (era between FS and FSA but Vaati is a shapeshifter between his human and monster form) so any enrichment to his army is welcome

● Them getting together is a sloooowww burn. So damn slow. By working together they get more and more used to each other. Until after several years they have become so comfortable around another... The only difference between that and a relationship is a kiss.

More headcanons (+ art) below the cut:

● Both need therapy since yesterday. Lumina tends to overthink herself into oblivion. Vaati is more dramatic and with a fragile ego. But they are a team anyways. Healing together.

●They are not afraid to gently scold each other. Vaati "bonks" Lumina for over- and black-and-white thinking, Lumina "bonks" Vaati for being greedy and impulsive.

● I wouldn't say they are clingy or overly jealous. They both are independant, free spirits. They know each other inside and out and trust each other blindly. They also know to not take each other for granted

● Outside of the relationship with Vaati Lumina meets up with a mages circle sometimes. Her best friends are some of Vaatis high up mages and scholars. Vaati himself is too paranoid to truly have friends but his mind is occupied 24/7 with whatever fixation he has atm (for example how to win against Ganons threats)

● Personality-wise Lumina is a mix of being chatty and outgoing and being introverted and calm. She is a contradiction in herself. Though her outgoing self is a mask she is putting on. And she prides herself in having that mask. (Even though it exhausts her).

● Lumina also acts as Vaatis propaganda minister. So she needs an extensive network and good presentation skills. Also when Vaati is busy she oversees his army and trains some of the mages - after she finished her apprenticeship under Vaati himself.

● Vaati admires Luminas bravery, curiosity and determination. Lumina also loves Vaatis determination, his willpower and sheer self-confidence. He might have complexes but he always believes in his goals.

● Lumina wants to see the world, Vaati wants to conquer it. Either way they go and travel a lot. One can see AND conquer it at the same time after all.

● They call themselves "Lord Vaati and Lady Lumina" but none of them comes from actual nobility. Vaati just likes the Lord title. And a Lady is the female counterpart of a Lord so essentially Lumina has been lady-fied just for funsies 🤣

● Lumina keeps Vaatis villain behaviour in check with logic. After all being too vile has a lot of cons and burns bridges he might need in the future. A leader can't just impulsively wreck havoc even when he's really really feeling it!

● Vaati reminds Lumina to not get struck in unneccessary thinking cycles. "Focus on the goal, not the pebbles on the road to glory" he would say, immensively helping Lumina out of her spirals.

I could ramble a lot LOT more but for now I leave it at that. Please feel free to ask more questions! My goal is to depict a healthy and rich relationship even with those two chaots. 😂 and every question helps me to flesh out their world and dynamics!

(art by: me, me, reycupcake, yerin, neid.art, alustrations, me again)