#i should probably add the ships in the tags

[noperopesaredope]

So I Had a Dream the 501st Got a Dog-

This is the greatest thing I have come up with and my best contribution to this fandom.

So the 501st have just finished a battle, and unfortunately, a village was pretty much destroyed in the crossfire. They are currently helping out survivors, and Fives and Echo are looking around for people when they stumble across a big ol' dog. It’s basically an Irish Wolfhound. Actually, it straight up is an Irish Wolfhound.

The two of them decide to take it along with them and ask people if they know who it belongs to. One family says that it's their elderly neighbor's dog, but he didn't survive the fighting. So now this dog is without an owner. Fives and Echo asks if there might be anyone who can or is willing to take the dog in, and they are reminded that everyone literally just lost their homes and they have other things to worry about right now. Fives and Echo look at each other, look at the dog, and immediately sprint over to Rex with the dog in arms.

Fives: Captain, can we please keep the do-

Rex: No.

Echo: But sir-

Rex: We are not keeping the dog.

Fives: But just look at it! 

Dog: *Is adorable*

Fives: Do you have no kindness in your heart? Why would you do something so cruel to a homeless little puppy? Are you really willing to have it fend for itself in the middle of a war torn area with nobody to take care of it? Are you willing to abandon such a sweet, innocent dog?

Rex:

Rex: We'll take it back to Coruscant and find it a new home.

Fives & Echo: Yeah!

Rex: But don't get attached to it. We are not keeping it. This whole thing is temporary.

(Spoilers: It was, in fact, not temporary)

So they bring the dog onto the ship and into the barracks where Fives and Echo begin introducing it to everyone. Rex, meanwhile, is busy doing captain stuff and honestly forgets about the dog. But after they leave and are in space, he gets a call from Anakin about some reports or something. Rex suddenly realizes he completely forgot to tell Anakin about the dog or even ask him if it was okay, and begins to panic. He rushes over to the barracks and says they need to hide the dog.

Shenanigans ensue, and Anakin stumbles upon them in the middle of an attempt to hide the dog in the most ridiculous way possible.

Anakin: Um, what is going on here?

Rex: Sir, I can explain-

Fives: This is the 501st's new pet dog!

Rex: I already told you, we are not keeping the dog. We are just taking it to Coruscant to find it a new home.

Fives: General, can we keep the dog?

Rex: No, we can't-

Anakin: Sure, we can keep the dog.

Rex: *Stares into Anakin's soul*

Anakin: What? I’m technically the general, so my word is final. And I say we should keep the dog!

Rex: We’re in the military fighting in a war! We spend most of our time either on the battlefield or on this ship! How are we possibly going to be able to take care of a dog?

Anakin: We’ll figure something out!

Rex still tries to convince the others that they cannot keep the dog, but then Ahsoka comes in and immediately loves the dog.

Ahsoka: *Aggressively petting the dog* Who is this?!

Fives: We found this dog last campaign.

Ahsoka: Are we going to keep it?

Fives: You should ask the captain.

Ahsoka: *Turns to Rex with the biggest tooka eyes in existence* Rex, can we keep it?

Rex:

Rex: We can keep the dog.

...........

There's quite a bit more (and most of the funniest stuff happens after this), and I might want to post some other stuff for this, but I'll add that stuff in separate posts. Also, feel free to send me asks about it or something.

I'm probably gonna call this the "501st Pet Dog AU" and will tag it as such. Stay tuned for more!

Edit: (Guys, I added a second and third part, and will likely be adding the 4th tomorrow. Here's the link to part 3, which has links to all previous parts)

Edit 2: Link to Part 4, the final story part (unless I add more stuff)

[itsnotmourn]

CRASHES THROUGH YOUR CEILING

HI!!

so we were talking about (and making fun of) shipnames in my discord server AND SOMEONE MENTIONED SOMETHING THAT I THINK SHOULD BE ON THE SHIPCHART

JACK X MR. CLOWN AS TRIGGERHAPPY!!!

ive also become . stupid into this stupid crackship i need it to be real HAHEHUAGSH

MY CEILING NO !!!!!!!!!!!

omg.... triggerhappy is so good actually, but the ship itself is CRAZYYY considering jack's clownphobia LOL

i thought someone mightve used "triggerhappy" for jack x shotgun but i can't find it so i guess i imagined it

slapping it in tyyyy!

[dolefulsunfish]

Main post

Astarion is a very grumpy sea baby

[mbirnsings-71]

genderfluids your pro neighbor because the gender in parkciv is parkour- Who needs gender roles when you've got parkour anyways-

[sparky-is-spiders]

In honor of Rift-closing day I am doing a little TMA Pacrim Poll <3

There is no "other" option. You Must Choose. You can interpret platonic or romantic if you want tho. Ships are listed by "order in which I thought of them." If you explain your choice in the tags or replies you will be my friend forever <3

[nillisaie]

So instead of trying to handsew a stretchy fabric and risk ending up with something I don't really like, I made a f/o beret ❤️

It's not perfect, but also I'm still very new to crocheting. I've only really made a few small things and this is my first biggest crochet project

I look like an angry deer :3

[deadpoetsandlivinglegends]

Wlw couples that dps mlm ships remind me of

Anderperry - Tara and Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer mixed with aspects of the relationship Anne and Diana from Anne of green gables have

Chadd - Tara and Darcy from Heartstoppers

Chameron - mix between catra and adora from shera princess of power and Luz and Amity from owl house depending on how the person handles the rivals to friends to lovers like sometimes Charlie is catra and Cameron is adora whereas sometimes Charlie is luz and Cameron is amity

Chetknox - Regina and Emma from Once Upon a Time

Knarlie - Brittany and Santana from glee

McKeating - Stef and Lena from the Fosters

Mittsie - Robin and Nancy from Stranger Things

Narlie? Cheil? - Carmen and Ivy from Carmen Sandiego

Stalton (because I refuse to call them cheeks) - Velma and Daphne from Scooby Doo

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

ok I’m obsessed with the squip as Alastor

thinking about fallen angel michael…

Gods me too

Michael's eyes were not kind to me

[aghhtdraws]

It'll be my birthday this week! it feels exciting for some reason, even if it's something I haven't held in recent years. something to celebrate!!

I keep forgetting to add this but I should make a new "wishlist" for gift art or other stuff since I've never really posted one before ^^; I see other ppl putting up gift wishlists so I kept thinking of doing the same.

I tried making a list a month ago for "things I like" and even tho I used to make this stuff as a kid before and it's pretty easy to guess what I like it was really hard.... (I was trying to make a list of physical gifts I like haha)

I ended up just describing a lot of shapes and colors, heh ^^

(Hi, I'm Anni, I like bright specific colors, pastels, stars and space, nature, moomins, and lots of unknown cartoons haha)

[cherrylight]

hello everyone. do you want to see my tua self insert whose lore is so confusing and discombobulated because of time (i also have too many ideas for her lore wise so it's okay i guess). i'm being brave, because you are seeing her and i'm indecisive.

look at my darling. i love you. (i like the one on the left a lot i'm sorry)

picrew

[lilacstars15]

uhhh this was supposed to be my valentines day art but I got busy and my motivation disappeared soooooo this is very late but take some lenmiku fanart

[ceo-mochee]

"This ship ain't toxic!" "That ship ain't toxic!" "Yall hating on ships like Romesse, Aidesse, etc are so booooring" "It's not toxic if (this character) is redeemed!!"

...... shut up 😭😭

[delightfuldevin]

My design for Red!! He is a skeleton/plasma elemental hybrid, like me ÚwÙ

[alpinelogy]

i tend to think i have a pretty robust tagging system and then i reblog something and realize i should probably clean up my tags. one of these days i will do it

[samiferboy]

sometimes instead of rbing posts and being insane in the tags I just put them in my drafts instead you're welcome

[wooboomoomoo]

Hey look, I can draw Dante now! Two losers having a jam session (and Thisbe 💛).