#i should have a tag for original art huh

[sesamenom]

a handful of mercreatures

[rateatinginsulation]

What if I was a robot and you were my creator and we lived together in a post apocalyptic world and we were both girls 😳😳

[sideartblog999]

Fuffy getting handsy at the club

[bloodstainedcupid]

Simplifying and fixing up a design + testing a watermark.

(Base by @tatsushimaraiji, sorry for the tag x_x)

[ceaselesssong]

Rho Erl Posting #3

Hello Future-er.

Heres some sexual Dichotomy in Rocs. There actually isn't much, besides in plummage. Male Rocs have distinctive red/blue/green feathers, where as female Rocs are a plainer white. Wearing bright colors is a very masculine trait- which makes Rho a bit of a tomboy by her cultures standards. Dark saturated colors are also very sexual by their standards-

A Roc would look at this:

And go "God that's such a slutty shirt."

[angelfoodscake]

girl why you so red

[wrylu]

vincent face reveal

[beepboopappreciation]

Hello, welcome to my robot blog!!

I guess I should introduce myself, huh?

Clay (or Dalek!) he/him/they/it 23 years old

I love fictional AI, robots, and old computers a... completely normal amount!! (<- he's lying, officer! GET HIM!!11!)

My main blog is ClayDaDalek, which I mostly use for random reblogs.

This is a SFW blog, however I am an adult and occasionally post or reblog suggestive robot/computer content! Minors, beware and be aware. I tag suggestive posts as #suggestive and/or #minors dni

Tagging System (tagged at the bottom of this post for your convenience!) #Clay Posts - anything that I upload myself! #Clay Art - any art that I make! #Clay Answers - askblog posts! #CL8-0N - anything relating to my robotsona, CL8-0N!

In addition to my Original Post tags, I tag everything as thoroughly as I can, both for myself and for others to easily browse my posts/reblogs.

Blinkies and additional information under the cut!

This blog is REBLOG HEAVY!!! You can expect to see reblogs of robots, computers, technology, etc, and lots of fanart of the previously mentioned.

Interests there's a bit too many to name them all, but expect a lot of . . .

Inscryption - P03 Ultrakill - V1 and V2 I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - AM Electric Dreams - Edgar Transformers - Shockwave Toontown - pretty much all of the Cogs Portal - Wheatley

or . . . whatever the brainrot has latched onto as of recent!

Please feel free to send me asks! I love answering questions, and sometimes I'll even draw you a little doodle with my answer (no promises though)!! I love meeting new people, so please don't feel intimidated to send me a question or just say hello! ^_^

!!WARNING!!

This user is a certified Robot Enthusiast, Robot Kisser, and also very Objectum for old computers! DNI if you're uncomfortable with that.

I AM GAY FOR ROBOTS AND COMPUTERS! BRING ME THE ROBOT YAOI!!!

My DNI policy is live and let live, so if your hobby is shitting on other people and their identities, it's probably for the best that you stay away from this blog.

That being said, this blog is anti generative AI, so get outta here with that shit.

Anyway, blinkies!!! Yay!!! Thank you for reading, you made it to the end! here is your reward! :]

[bookished]

( a collection of starters. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post ♡ if you like, please consider supporting me through tips. tag me when you use any!

'Only a few more seconds left before he gets here.'

This was it. The big mission.

It was always the prettiest things that had the ability to kill you.

Forget the benefits. Forget the money. The feeling alone was enough.

It was a disgusting sight.

"You actually came."

"How about a little show?"

Clothes were scattered across the wooden floor, multiple bottles of alcohol surrounded the setting.

Boxes, and boxes of case files laid out along with pictures too extent and extreme for the human eye could even process.

“Why isn't anything connecting...”

To understand the “artist” you must study the “art”.

Question after question days after days.

As it haunted her dreams and burned its image on the backs of her eyelids...

“The devil is in this place.” people would whisper.

“If only you could have known how much faith I had in you, it’s pathetic, really.”

“I trusted you-“

“You were family, I cared for you!”

“If I was so much to you, maybe you should choose family better. That’s the difference between you and me, I KNOW I’m not the hero but I far from the villain.”

"You didn't hesitate to break my heart, betray me, pretend to care as you spied on my castle's every move! You shouldn't hesitate to drive your blade into what once was my loving heart, either! You didn't love me, so feel free to hate me just as dearly as I do you."

"A fight, huh? How about I give you a war, baby?"

"A war of betrayals, fuelled by hate, a hate only nemesis would entertain towards one another, sounds better to me."

Everyone glides across the floor in their gowns and their suits, all worth a fortune, all unbeknownst of their fate.

The prince whose blood runs with the enemy.

Tonight is all a game, a game of lies and deception.

[prongsfish]

wip (it out!)

share whatever project you're working on right now, except 'project' is incredibly open ended. It could be fic, original writing, playlists, art, crafts, whatever it is you're doing! thank you @malchai for the tag!! <33

considering i am currently right in the middle of exams season i SHOULD be telling you i haven't done much writing lately but uh that is not the case... this is for an upcoming fest so i'm not sure how much i'm allowed to tell you, but i will say that i'm not even sure if this is going to make it into the actual fic lol (//minor nsfw mentions)

“Still, if anyone should be sharing a bed, it should be us. Your friends shouldn’t have to move around for our sake.” Sirius’ eyes narrowed. “No.” Oh, was that how he wanted to play this? Well, Regulus could narrow his eyes too. “Why not?” He asked through gritted teeth. “Because I don’t trust him.” “Wow,” Regulus scoffed. “No shame about it, huh?” “Oh come on, you knew how I felt about him. I want to trust you, and I want to trust your friends, but him, of all people? Really? It’s one thing for him to be here at all, but he’s not staying in the same bed as my little brother.” “Would you care if I was born male, hm?” Sirius rolled his eyes. “This may come as a shock, Reg, but I of all people am aware that two people with dicks can have sex.” “Ew, don’t talk about your dick–” “You were asking for it–” “If anyone is asking for details of the other’s sex life right now, it’s you, and you are incredibly lucky I’m not giving them–” “You don’t have a sex life, you’re like twelve–” “I am eighteen!–” “Child! Child! Child! Child!–” “Alright.” Lupin said, causing Regulus and Sirius to quickly fall silent. Snapping out of their argument, he saw everyone else staring at them with varying expressions. Lupin's was somewhere between amused and fatigued, Pettigrew's vaguely concerned, and Potter's absolutely terrified. Only children, Regulus thought.

no pressure tags: @messymoony @godsofwoes @crimsonlovebartylus and anyone else who may want to!!

[twigg96]

Works Master list 💕

Hello my sweet lovelies. It has come to my attention by some very lovely mutuals that I should make a master list of all of the works I have posted here on Tumblr. First and foremost I would like to say I do try to reblog most of my original posts and fics over on my second page @bionicpancake00. However none of that is in order nor is that sorted. So I am making this list, categorizing the works, and will be posting this and will be updating it each month with each new entry. (Hopefully lol) so let’s get started. Shall we 💕😊

First and foremost I am going to post my AO3 HERE. Most of my long form content that is not X reader ends up there. If anyone has any request for HCs, x reader fics, longform fics, or simple suggestions I am always accepting them either in my asks or my DMs. Linked HERE is what I do ask my requester's include, just simple things that I believe most writers ask for.

Metalocalypse Dethklok HCs Relationship HCs

Dethklok with a neurodivergent S/O

Dethklok with an Autistic S/O

Dethklok with a Bipolar S/O

Sharing a bed with Dethklok

Dethklok with a smol tactile S/O

Breaking up with Dethklok part 1

Breaking up with Deathklok part 2

Dethklok with a really shy S/O

Dating Pickles

Dethklok dating a belly dancer

Dethklok helping their partner through a monthly cycle

Foot rubs and massages

The boys caring for a sick/injured S/O

Dethklok caring for a sick partner

Dethklok with a disabled S/O

The boys caring for an S/O with chronic migraines

Proposing

Wearing their shirts

Fear of public relationship in fame

Wedding reaction and Song HC

FLUFFY HCs

Dethklok caring for crying S/O

Dethklok dealing with an S/O's annoying coworker

Dethklok & Mags with a Goth S/O

The Boys receiving head scritches from S/O

S/O is Charles' Daughter

Dethklok with a crush on a shy S/O

PETNAMES

MORE PETNAMES

Dethklok with a British crush

Pickles & Magnus with S/Os who likes cute things

Dethklok helping an S/O who's mensurating

The boys with a nerdy S/O who infodumps

Dethklok with a happy/cheerful S/O

The boys realizing their partner has a angel wing tattoo

Their first "I love you"

Trying to impress their crush

Sharing a pink bedroom with Dethklok

Pickles with a S/O w/ scars on their thighs (TW: Scars)

Pregnancy/Parent HCs

Dick Knubbler, Dr. Rockzo, and Magnus as the father

Dethklok Pregnant (MPREG)

The boys as a dad to a teenage girl

Papa Murderface HC (Lullabies)

Papa Murderface HCs (Being a dad)

Dethklok Daddies

Random HCs

William Murderface cooking HC (Based off of @polyklok's post)

A Potato Flew around my Room Vine

Dr. Rockzo HCs

Dr. Rockzo Relationship HC

Yandere Magnus ( CW: Touches upon abusive relationships)

What the boys smell like

Dickface HC

Pickles' Rats

Dick Knubbler HCs

The boys as yanderes

Helping Toki when he's having a flashback

DRAMA The boys trying to steal each other's partners

Sleep HCs with Murderface

When their partner has a lot of stuffies on the bed

How old are these dudes

Skwisgaar HCs

Nathan HCs

Murderace HCs

Toki HCs

Pickles HCs

Magnus & Nathan HC (Based off @folkdevilism's post)

Continuation of ^ This

Toki's Christmas HC

Dethklok's favorite football team

Witchsona HC

Dethklok's Zodiac

Just some art I made

Just a little tag game about ships I did once

Toki name HC

Does Dethklok Tip?

Nsfw HCs

Birthday gifts

Dethklok with a Bratty S/O

Murderface's first time with his S/O

Favorite Sex Positions

The boys reacting to a loud S/O

The boys finding out they're their partner's first... everything

Dethklok Fics

Eyes like Diamonds (Dickface)

Until Next Time (Charles X Reader)

By the Light of the Library (Dethklok & Reader PLATONIC)

You're all I need Babe (Dickface)

Take Me To Church (Skwistok)

Just Us (Tickles)

The Walking Dead Daryl Daryl Dixon X Reader

You're kind of a MILF Huh? (Parents! Daryl X Reader FLUFF)

I Should Have Been There (Daryl X Reader ANGST)

Can I Trust You Dad? (Daryl being a dad)

Spring Chicken (Parents! Daryl X Reader)

Thank you for the Music (Daryl X Reader FLUFF)

In the Nick of Time (Daryl X Pregnant Reader ANGST)

Princess (Daddy! Daryl X Reader/ Daryl being a dad)

Beau as a middle child HC

Strangers like me (Daryl X Reader from Merle’s POV)

Midnight Moonshine (Pissed off! Drunken! Daryl X Reader)

Into the Darkness, I become Stronger (Daddy Daryl X Injured! Reader HURT/COMFORT with the tiniest SMUT)

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington HCs

[stareulogy]

❝ if you could choose to be anything after death, what would you be? ❞　 star eulogy is a hyper-extended version of headspace, made real upon sunny’s death in the bad ending.

content warning: this blog contains heavy spoilers for omori, suicide, cannibalism and general dark themes.

pinned post updated as of: august 17, 2024

this blog follows a porcelain doll that holds sunny’s consciousness, as he finds any way to pass the time. cursed with immortality, he’s been alive for centuries.

sealed at the bottom of the universe, sunny’s made highly questionable decisions in his past, leading to his imprisonment, and his failure to acknowledge the truth. as he learnt that fateful day, you can’t hide from the truth, even in a different life.

sunny’s open for asks. keep him entertained?

this au has been in development for over a year. from a discord server, to multiple threads, to art between a few people. i finally decided to make a blog for the au, after months of writing.

currently available:

sunny, the porcelain doll (tag)

??? ??????? (???? ???????)

????????? ????? (???????????)

no nsfw asks, anon gifts are allowed, interactions with other blogs are highly appreciated and encouraged.

you are absolutely welcome to make fun games using anon magic, as long as you label yourself (if on anon). this is runs on an honour system, do not impersonate each other, do not cause drama via. my inbox.

reminder that the character ≠ the writer, sunny has a disorder that effects his behaviour and how he interacts with other people. sunny is not an accurate representative of the cluster-b disorder he has - it’s dramatized after centuries. of being in blackspace.

this au is closed, and is not allowing other characters to join in. (for example, you cannot make a star eulogy aubrey account and interact with people.)

feel free to ask as other characters if you don’t have a blog to do it, just add:

- (emoji) (character name)

and i’ll tag it. feel free to get crafty! i encourage alternates/variants of a character coming to ask, sunny here is aware of the different universes.

(same works for consistent anons. if you want sunny to remember you, then add an sign off in the same style.)

now, if you’re struggling with asking questions, you now have a silly little prompt list! it’s fun, speedy interactions you can get with sunny!

NOT LORE RELATED

# princess arc (ongoing?)

# royal ball event (finished)

# tea party event (finished)

LORE RELATED ARCS

... huh. i didn’t do any yet.

sometimes i might not tag things properly! please remind me to add a tag if i forget.

LORE POSTS

alternates, variants, sunny’s thoughts

sunny’s feelings on hero

would sunny date each variant? (with honest opinions and his thoughts)

jobs that sunny had in the past

sunny’s favourite universe so far

flowerwaltz in star eulogy

bounty hunting

florians (species)

blackspace

here, everything should be tagged properly.

characters have their own basic tags, i only drop ooc text into the tags, after these symbols: //

i’ll tag your blog name under each interaction.

for organization’s sake, i’ll only link the anons here.

special anons

# 🌟 anon

# 👑 anon

# 🔮 anon

# 💠 anon

# 🃏 anon

(tumblr ate the tags, sorry. those are the current roster of anons, listed from early to recent.)

honestly. i didn’t want to make a section for this. i kinda wanted to stay mysterious and cool.

hi! i’m the star eulogy mod, he/meow pronouns, i go by sunny, but you can just call me sunshine here, for the sake of differentiation between character and writer.

i mind my own business, so i don’t really see a lot of things that other blogs do. i’m very private.

if you ping the blog in your promo post, i’ll reblog it. i reblog new blogs’ pinned posts, whenever i can.

my timezone is est. but i sleep when i want to.

all of the art you see coming from me belongs to me, aside from the usage of official art, by omocat.

here’s one of my favourite art posts.

fun fact: the original universe that star eulogy originates from, was on the universally loved route. it was set up for sunflower, hence how sunny distances himself from most basil alternates.

i personally don’t ship sunny (in general) with anybody. but i’m willing to write it for the lore, if sunny (star eulogy) can keep a relationship for longer than a day.

he’s on the spectrum. (aromantic, asexual, autistic) so romance might not look the same to you, as it does to him. he’s my silly little princess.

[satanicsanity]

Wow, there's been.. A lot going on huh?

Hello my loves! I just wanted to come back around for just a moment, chat a little bit about what's happening with the Welcome-home Fandom! (and partially about why I've been gone longer than originally planned)

I might not explain all of this the best, I apologize in advance for that

In all honesty... This is an incredibly unfortunate rough-patch. The p3dophiles, the r34 art not getting tagged correctly, and quite a bit more.

It makes me very upset that such a wonderful Fandom has people that were in it.. that seem to be really dragging things down for everyone else. It all makes me feel very drained, unsafe, uncomfortable, and not really inspired to make content anymore currently. Many of my fellow mutuals are also taking a break from welcomehome, because of these circumstances.

And I try to separate those people causing trouble from the Welcome-home Fandom in general, and syntheticcharmva had mentioned about on their Twitter, because of course one's wrong doing should not reflect the ENTIRE Fandom... At least in my opinion. However there has been a lot of continuous unfortunate events that have taken place, making this all very... Messy and feel very unsafe. (hope that makes some sense and comes across correctly)

I deal with mental health issues as I've mentioned previously, which is why I decided to take a break in the first place due to the severity... But the current issues the Fandom seems to be facing, are not making me feel excited at all to get back into working again. To put in simple terms, it's putting me down even further and It's putting others down as well.

Do I plan on returning and doing more wally audios, and more, at some point?? Yes absolutely! And I have a lot of content on my Welcome-home au that's in the workshop, and looking at all the lovely requests you guys make, makes me very happy!

But now with what's happening with the Fandom and the trouble makers, (setting my own original reason for taking a break aside) Makes me very nervous to return. And my break might string on longer than I thought because of this... since my original reason for taking a break from tumblr... Is now not my only reason. If... That makes any sense at all.

All this to say... I do miss you all dearly, but I'm going to stay very quiet for a while until two things happen,

1. The Fandom cleans out from all that's happened/happening

2. My mental health is in a good enough state for me to continue

Is the entire welcome Fandom bad? Hell no, that's not at all what I'm trying to say at all! A lot of people in the Fandom are just trying to have fun, and they're amazing people! But there are people making things very uncomfortable (especially for minors, such as myself) and very messy. I don't know this all is.. A bit hard to describe and talk about so I apologize if I explain things improperly, or in a confusing way.

All on all... Things aren't great, and I'm going to stay away from posting for a bit longer until things improve for myself and for the Welcome-home community. I still do consider myself part of the Fandom and will show all the love and support I can, I just won't be posting for a bit longer, as I've been doing.

I am so so greatful for your guys support, kindness, and kind words I very much am <3 and I will return... But with everything going on I need more time as I no longer feel very safe or comfortable currently.

I hope you are all well and staying on the brighter side of things 💕💕💕 I dearly hope that things get... Better. Not perfect of course, (because no Fandom is) but.. better! Again thank you for the support and all of the encouragement, kind words, you peeps make me smile a lot! So thank you 💕

I cannot wait to see you all again, hopefully soon... Hopefully <3 Much love my Darlings

[lucigoo]

Weekly Roundup: 21st April - 28th April

Did we all have a good week? Mine was much better, so hopefully yours was too. You alll deserve the best of weeks ever <3

I only worte 10,844 words this week, but with that I have 3 fics written and posted. and one has the biggest treat possible. Check out this art by @hobbityalse for the TSF fest and give them all the love they (And Thorin, Bilob, FIli, Kili and Frodo deserve)

So, on to recs:

Makes the Whole World Blind - Chrononautical - The Hobbit (Bagignshield, I love when they are feral for one another)

Summary: Bilbo Baggins has been kidnapped. Thorin Oakenshield considers a proportional response.

Nori Needs a Burglar - SunnyRose - The Hobbit @sunnyrosewritesstuff (Bagginshield, this is so clever and Bilbo getting caught in shennanigans accidently is *chef'f kiss*)

Summary: In charge of distracting Bilbo from their party plans, Nori tells the hobbit about a problem they've been having in the treasury. Of course, Bilbo being Bilbo, he managed to stumble upon a conspiracy against the Crown.

Unbreakable - Fantasyinallforms - The Hobbit @fantasyinallforms (Bagginshield, ngl, im not usually fond of the sex pollen trope as a personal prefrence, but this one is done so well and its all about the feels, its wonderfuly written)

Summary: Bilbo and Thorin are captured coming back from a diplomatic mission to the elf king's halls. Their captures have no intention of killing the great Thorin Oakenshield outright; instead, they seek to break him and attempt to use Bilbo to do it.

Bruises on the Heart - thehufflepuffhobbit - The Hobbit (Bagginshield, oblivious idiots, i'm looking at you Thorin, is always such a delicious plotline)

Summary: 5 times Thorin noticed his soulmate’s bruises and 1 time he gave them one.

With a tie not easy to break - MiraHerondale - The Hobbit (Bagginshied woth alternate first meeting, this amount of sweetness isnt good for my heart)

Summary:

“Finally”, said the hobbit, frowning despite his rushing heart. “I was worried.”

The smial was deadly silent behind him, which was surprising, considering how loud the dwarfs had been moments prior. Yet he refused to turn around and check.

“Worried? I thought we were angry.”

Fic for Thauc with the prompts "Bilbo and Thorin met before the Quest, fell in love and got married (in secret or not). How does that affect the Quest?" and "Thorin and Bilbo having an awkward and terrible hookup in Bree several months before the quest and then meeting at the quest."

Clue-finder - TheGrayKnight - The Hobbit (Bagginshield, Bilob being accidently BAMF is brillaint)

Summary: Bilbo originally asked to meet with Balin to discuss what he could do to help restore Erebor. He had no idea Balin would turn it around and talk about dwarven courting customs.

Huh, it ended up being all Bagignshield this week. Not that thats a bad thign of course, hopefully at least one person finds something to read <3

Fili and Kili are the highlight of Thorin's life. Everyhting he does is so they and the other Ereborians can have a better life.

Now on to mine.

Everything I need is in this Armchair (Bagginshield, but Thorin-centric, I was honoured to be able to work with HobbityAlse and please check out their stunning artwork above)

Summary:

Dis is confused. Thorin should be happy, he is back in Erebor, his heirs are well. He has everything he ever wanted, right?

His whole life is shaken when they are stolen by slaver.

Sincerely, the Broken Hearted (Past Bagginshield, mind the tags, sad, MCD)

Summary:

So why is Dis' brother sad? As a younger sister it is her job to find out and help him if she can.

Back to the start, but this time together (Wolfstar, prompt #250 of @flashfictionfridayofficial, feel free to search the other writers works, its always amazing to see what direction and fandom people go in with the same prompt imo)

Summary: The occupents of Grimmauld Place are rushing to catch the Hogwarts Express. Its time to take a new trip on the train that hearlded so many changes in all their lives. This time they are going to catch it together.

[bluejaysandblackbats]

To Touch Fate

Fandom: DC Comics, Batfam

Summary: Jason attempts to settle down in Southern Italy and live a civilian life.

Chapters: 12/?

Characters: Jason Todd, Original Character(s), Bruce Wayne, Terry McGinnis, Matt McGinnis

Relationships: Jason Todd/Original Character(s)

Additional Tags: Angst, Jason Todd-centric, Jason Todd is a Father, Terry McGinnis is Batman, Retirement, Future Fic, Major Original Character(s)

Chapter Twelve: Six

Dario climbed into bed with Jason and Noemi and sat on Jason’s chest. “Hi, Signorino,” Jason mumbled as Dario hyperventilated and cried quietly. “Oh, tell Papá what’s wrong.” Jason rubbed his back, and Dario lay on his chest, clutching Jason’s shirt. Dario slept well. So, it felt unusual to see his son in distress.

“I strow up,” Dario cried. Jason kissed his temple.

“Where?” Jason gently asked. Dario hid his face in Jason’s chest. “You’re not in trouble… It’s okay.”

Jason sat up, still holding his son close as he increasingly got more upset. “In your crib?” Jason asked. Dario sniffed and gasped for air in between sobs. Jason kissed his cheek to quiet his worries. “Papá isn’t angry. It’s alright. You didn’t mean to get sick. I know you didn’t.”

Jason entered Dario’s room, sitting Dario in Noemi’s chair, and stripped the crib. Dario calmed as Jason cleaned up the mess. “Let’s get you cleaned up. Does your tummy still feel funny?” Jason asked. Dario’s drawers were neatly packed with pajamas and clothes for every day, so Jason grabbed a pair of Dario’s favorite pajamas.

“No,” Dario whispered.

Jason smiled as he carried Dario to the bathroom and ran his water. “I wonder what your tummy didn’t like,” Jason whispered. He sat Dario on the counter, and Dario sucked in air as he watched Jason swirl his hand around the warm water. Jason put his son in the tub and grabbed a towellette. “Sorry, Papá,” Dario apologized. Jason washed his face with the towel.

“It’s not your fault. Do you feel better?” Jason asked. Dario nodded. “Do you want me to sleep in your room?”

“Uh-huh,” Dario replied, “With me?”

“Okay,” Jason yawned, “Sorry, Signorino. Papá’s tired. Are you tired?” Dario shook his head, eliciting a laugh from Jason.

“Sorry,” Dario replied.

“It’s okay. Here, let me get behind your ears,” Jason whispered.

“Why?” Dario asked.

“Because dirt and oil touches behind your ears… And when you’re clean, you sleep better,” Jason explained, “You have to be gentle because ears are fragile.” Jason dried Dario off and dressed him. “What should we do, Signorino?”

Dario shrugged. Jason chuckled as he carried Dario to his room, and they climbed into bed.

Dario lay on Jason’s chest while Jason patted Dario’s back to a gentle rhythm. “I love babies… I always thought I’d scare children if I had any,” Jason whispered, “But you’re not scared of me. Are you?”

“No, Papá,” Dario answered.

“You’re so quiet… And life is so loud. Quiet people learn all sorts of things,” Jason whispered, “I had a sister who was quiet like you. The last time I spoke to her, she told me something. I’d like to share that with you. I wished we would’ve learned each other’s languages sooner. There’s so much love in communication and understanding. You’re too small to understand it now, but one day I’ll tell you again… And you’ll know.” Dario’s eyes drooped, and he made a soft noise. Jason pulled the blankets over him and shut his eyes, too. That night, he dreamt of home.

*

Noemi’s first art show was shortly after Claudia’s birth. It was a hectic day for everyone involved. “Giasone, which dress should I wear?” Noemi asked as she set the two dresses on the bed. Dario patted Jason’s leg and pointed to the burgundy dress.

“My thoughts exactly,” Jason whispered with raised eyebrows. “The burgundy one is a family favorite.” Noemi nodded, and Katerina ran into the room with tears in her eyes.

Noemi picked her up and tapped Katerina’s nose. “What’s wrong, fragolina?” Noemi asked.

“I can’t find my shoes,” Katerina wept. Jason kissed their cheeks.

Dario handed Jason the sippy cup in his hand and climbed under Jason’s bed. “Here go,” Dario whispered, taking Katerina’s shoes to Jason. “It okay.”

“See, fragolina. Dario found them,” Noemi whispered, “Thank you, piccolino. Where is Sheils?” Noemi sat Katerina down and let her put her shoes on.

“I’ll go check on her,” Jason replied. He went to the twins’ room and knocked on the door. “Cecelia? It’s Papino.”

Cecelia let Jason in, and he smiled. “You’re the first one to get ready. Do you want me to tie your ribbon?” Jason questioned. Cecelia nodded.

“Papino, what are you wearing?” Cecelia questioned.

“Hmm… What would you like me to wear?” Jason asked. Cecelia draped her arms around Jason’s neck, and he picked her up.

“Pink!” Cecelia exclaimed.

“Pink it is, principessa,” Jason smiled, “I have to go check on your big brothers. Can you wait for me?” Cecelia nodded, and he set her down.

Jason knocked on the bathroom door. No one answered. “Count of five before I come in. One. Two. Three. Four—.”

“Don’t!” Angelo shouted. Jason sighed and nodded.

“Do you need a minute?” Jason asked.

“You’re going to laugh at me,” Angelo replied. Jason tilted his head.

“I promise not to laugh, ometto. What’s wrong?” Jason asked. Angelo opened the door a crack and beckoned Jason in. Jason entered the bathroom and sat on the bench near the shower.

“I stink. I’m going to ruin Mamma’s night because I’m so nervous that I’m sweating, and my sweat—.” Jason kissed his forehead and reached into the drawer.

Jason took deodorant and lifted his son’s arms, gently applying deodorant. Angelo flinched and giggled. “There you go. You should be fine. Grownups stink sometimes, too. It’s no big deal. I’ll remind you to freshen up before school now, and I’ll get a deodorant for your backpack. You don’t have to be afraid to talk to me… I was a boy once, too,” Jason whispered. Angelo sniffed, and Jason coached him through three deep breaths. “Okay… Are we okay?”

“Uh-huh,” Angelo whispered. Jason looked into his eyes. “Papá, what do you do when a girl likes you, but you don’t like her back?”

“Tell her the truth, but be kind. Is she a friend?” Jason asked. Angelo nodded. “Tell her that you’d rather be friends. Honesty can hurt sometimes, so you should be gentle with her feelings.”

“Papá, I don’t like anyone yet… Is that weird?” Angelo asked. Jason shook his head.

“Everyone is different. Besides, you’re eleven. Give it a few years before you start to worry.”

Angelo nodded. “Get dressed. We leave in an hour,” Jason smiled as he left Angelo alone. He knocked on Domenico’s bedroom door.

“Papino, can you tuck my shirt?” Domenico asked. Jason nodded as he entered the room. Jason crouched and tucked Domenico’s shirt into his pants.

“Domenico, am I scary?” Jason asked.

Domenico giggled and kissed Jason’s cheek. “You’re silly, Papá,” Domenico replied. Jason laughed.

“My mammina would’ve loved you,” Jason whispered. Domenico grinned with Jason’s gap-toothed smile. “You’ll try not to become a big kid too fast, won’t you?”

“I’m gonna grow as big as you someday,” Domenico replied. “And then I’ll be the boxing champion of Italy.” Jason lifted Domenico over his head.

“Do you dare challenge me?” Jason teased as he gently tossed Domenico on his bed and showered him with playful punches. Domenico squealed with laughter. Jason stopped and jokingly wiped the sweat from his brow. “You’re a formidable opponent. Usually, my enemies drop after a single punch.”

“Formidable?” Domenico asked.

“You’re strong. I’ve met my match with you,” Jason explained. Domenico flexed, kissing his muscles before shaking Jason’s hand.

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Writing Pattern Tag Game

@bootlegfrank tagged me and @septiccoffeefreak - who shares this post w me because we're writing partners >:3 (frank tagged us indirectly. and then directly because i responded saying i was gonna do it. so in-indirect-diretly(??))

Rules: list the first lines(s) of your last 10 fics and see if there's a pattern. I also said where each one is from in case u don't wanna scroll through our ao3 and do the math urself!!!

all these fics except one r RPF, sooo BE WARNED. i'm putting everything under da cut, and i'm also putting my reblog banner since fanfiction!!! is!!! art!!!

Seán’s about ready to burn his entire calendar.

from "Scheduling Conflicts and How To Cope - A Guide For The Busy Homosexual"

Tommy hates LA with every fiber of his being.

from "City Of Angels"

it's cold, and it hurts.

from "The Part Where it Gets Better (Lads rescue AU)", and also THIS SOUNDS SO WEIRD OUT OF CONTEXT LIKE WHAT'S COLD??? it's water. the water is cold. this is the character based one btw. WE FOUND IT, THE NON-RPF!!!

Tommy inspects Seán’s behelit tattoo carefully, running his thumb over it a little, then kisses it.

I fucking would. kissing all his tattoos right now. mwah. this goddamn MOOD is from "There's No Place Like Home"

Ethan N3st0r was not expecting Seán to still be awake at three AM, even though with jet lag considered, he really fuckin should have.

I censored the name for search but it's not like that in the fic, that's just for tumblr. anyway, from "Three Drabbles In Which Tommy and Seán are bad at Keeping Secrets"

Ethan's the one to bring it up first, on Brain Leak, of all things.

OPENING WITH ETHAN AGAIN LMAOO. this is from "And Suddenly, It Makes Sense."

"So, who would have thought, huh? T0mmy1nn1t and Jacks3pt1c3y3, famous YouTubers, passed away in their sleep on the same night."

censored for tumblr again. from "Count your Soulmates- There's only one."

Seán and Tommy have sleepovers sometimes.

from "kissing practice". very original opening line /sar /lh (also tbh i feel awful about em being evil in this one :( I know its fanfic and i can do whatever I want but like. idk. i'm not accusing em of being mean IRL okay??? OKAY))

Seán spends about fifteen minutes pacing and staring at himself in the mirror, doing breathing exercises his therapist taught him and trying not to rub or scratch his wrists too much.

from "Puppy Love", the closest we've ever gotten to full misce posting on main

They were gluing ducks to a jeep the first time it happened.

FROM "PETNAMES" AND ALSO THE BEST OPENING LINE EVER

INTERPRETATION TIME!!!!

soooo yeah!!! we like to jump right into action as well but I think it's safe to say our autistic ass habits of giving exposition for everything lead to the specific outcome of starting in the middle of a scene, WITH an explanation of the scene. like we're already in the middle of something going on but also sometimes it's exposition at the same time somehow?? or like right after these first lines. idk maybe that's just me????

the way it's usually less (character does this) and more (character does this BECAUSE ____ // character is doing this and FEELING ____) feels like it's trying to give context, to me. but again idk maybe just me

TIME FOR SEÁN'S READING:

@septiccoffeefreak - "What I'm noticing here is more along the lines of just, how we almost always seem to open with a person. Usually by their actual name(s) too and not just a pronoun. I understand what you mean, Tommy, but I don't personally get that vibe? You could totally be right, of course, I just don't pick up on that. I defenitely notice, though, just how many of these are sentences where the literal first word is a name. the two exceptions to that are the pronoun "they" (which is still a person- or two people actually), and then water.

I guess the dialogue could also be considered an exception, but I don't think it counts since it also directly references us as characters.

and that's not something you necessarily have to do. You could open describing scenery or objects, or with dialogue that DOESN'T have the names of the characters in it- you could open with wind through a blade of grass or a character cursing under their breath or someone's cellphone crashing to the pavement or something. So it's definitely an "us" thing, it's a quirk of our writing style and not just normal writing. I don't know if like, we ALWAYS do this, but I do know that in these ten fics you pulled we do. I wouldn't be surprised if we did it like literally all the time as well, but I'm not going to pretend to know every first line we've ever penned to paper. or...print?? I don't fucking know, here, I'm just analyzing sentences on the internet for a tagging project.

Sorry if this ramble is kind of long, I hope it's at least interesting though??? sort of interesting? kind of interesting, in it's own way, hopefully. at least mildly, like a video you didn't turn on but aren't really reaching for the mouse/remote on to change it. You know?? Yeah. Like that. Or more interesting then that, hopefully. Thanks for uh, reading or, whatever, listening if you have a screen reader i guess, I'm getting nervous and it's very obvious because i'm rambling so I'm gonna hand things back off to the birthday boy, Toms. wish Tommo a happy birthday or I swear to fucking god your liver will be missing in the morning and you'll find it at the bottom of your morning cup of coffee."

back to me:

LMAO

wow omg i love my babygirl,,,, that made me laugh >:p

ANYWAYS. i didn't notice that!! oh em gee,,,,, name moment.

YOU SHOULD DO THIS TOO AND SEE IF YOUUUU SEE ANYTHING!!!!!

I'M TAGGING @kalcifers-blog AND.... no one else because all my other mutuals who i know for a fact write have paused as far as i'm aware, bc they're into mcyt RPF like I am and the w1lbvr situation put them on hiatus. and i don't know if any of them are back to feeling up to writing stuff.

I don't write about w1bvr ever and didn't watch him so I wasn't that affected but a lot of people were even if they just watched so like... Kalcie ur alone on here i'm SO SORRIE. ALSO this is /nf so u don't have to if u dont want to :p :3 >:D :000 >:PPPP :000 >:00