#i shitpost for like a week and then BAM

[fuckmeyer]

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[the-flaneur]

the worst attempt of nnn ever

pairing: f1 grid x gn!reader [headcanon]

ft. the whole 2024 grid

summary: technically everyone wins, aka who's most likely to fail nnn the quickest

warnings: shitpost/crack, very suggestive content and some 18+, MDNI, NSFW -> smut

[masterlist] [requests]

fail first

lewis

this man has zero discipline when it comes to you

absolute zero, zip, zilch, nada

normally he's on you 24/7

but when it comes to the end of the season and most things have been tied up and he dgaf, what better way to end each week than by fucking your brains out

aka 25/8 times a week

so when you attempt to propose to do nnn "for fun" on the 31st, he glares at you, calls you dumb before fucking you silly overnight (until the 1st) so that you never suggest it again that month/year

(he also bribes other drivers and wags to make sure that you are NOT included in their nnn plans)

zhou

shockingly in second place

but only cause he loves you too much, finds nnn a weird tradition (when you explained the basics) and just wants to snuggle with you and sweetcorn in bed

like why make yourself unconfortable and horny when he could just be happy and satisfied (and still horny) with you :D

lando

man is so fired up about the championship battle that he doesn't entertain the notion and just fucks you the minute november starts just to make sure you know not to fuck with him

he only manages to hang onto longer than lewis and zhou cause he was tired and forgot what time it was

carlos

had planned on competing with lando, since they had done it the year before, and the year before that (aka when they were teamates)

but when he found out from you (who found out from lando's partner) that they had already failed, he said to try for a few days

you said you didn't want to

"but it might be good for us" carlos had complained, saying something no one had ever said

and so you just like seduced him like five days later then BAM WHAM, he's back to blowing your back out

not that he needed that much encouragement

pierre

just wanted to fuck you in peace for halloween after you showed up in a very hot outfit

but then charles was like oohhhh we should try this

(f u charles)

but then almost cried in the shower when he realised he couldn't jerk off either

you heard him whimpering, laughed about it and then sucked him off

he tried to hide it, but charles found out anyways

max

is usually too busy to fuck you during race weekends so, he just failed when he like normally fucked you

cause he wanted to fuck you

cause yeah...

so....yeah...

oscar

likes to pretend he's disciplined and has lots of mental restraint

(he doesn't have restraint when it comes to you)

tried to keep some distance, aka by not arriving together at the paddock

but then failed after he saw you with franco, got jealous, said f this shit and then took you in his driver's room

checo

didn't give two flying fucks

only got interested cause evens was talking about it

but throws the challenge out the windoow the minute you insinuate that he seems "weak" about you

kmag

thinks its childish but still wanted to try it

got actually comfortable with it, until you made a sexy joke

hulk

lasts longer cause kmag found it childish

but still wanted to try it too after kmag told him about it

ocon

just wanted to beat gasly

lance

wanted to fuck you

so he complained to his father about the challenge and how you were going give him a reward at the end

so evil stepmum kdrama style, lawerence comes in and tries to give you envelopes of cash to get you to fuck stroll

you gleefully refuse

you manage to negotiate three ashton martins, a ferrari laferrari, and more, before still teasing him

to which he just gives up, and waits for you

george

for those actually dedicated to doing it, he set up the betting pool and "official" rules

(no charles...touching and edging yourself is not "illegal" but you're running the sPIrIt of the challenge)

but like lost out in the second week, when he saw you were having an amazing hair day

said ok i wanna pull on it *with grabby hands* and then gave up

(everyone mocked him relentlessly afterwards)

valterri

super chill about it

tried it only cause you wanted to try it for fun

actually found it hard to be away from you (only cause you love him so much too)

but you managed to reach the third week before simply saying

"that's enough"

franco

had never heard of it

but defs wanted to try after he learnt a about it

got really pissed off by the second week cause you were also teasing him sooooo much

but you kept refusing

basically had to beg his way into convincing you "near" it, and only seeing him get really pouty did you give in

yuki

swears and glares daggers at you the entire three weeks

but he's gotta prove that big things come in small packages

and actually makes it almost to week four before passing out from sheer horniness

fernando

actually lasts longer than most people thought he would

(liam spitefully calls out that he thought nando's blue balls would fall off)

is happy he is technically the best wdc at nnn (even moreso that lewis lost first)

makes it to like the last couple of days

you get bored and tired

so now fernando is bored and tired and just fucks you

alex

certified genz brainrotter

ofc know what it is, and is demandin to win it and prove he's at least NOT a lost in one area (his words not yours)

makes it to the last few days, before you trick into letting you give him a handjob

tries to argue technicalities with george

but by then nov its over and he just gives up

charles

used all his ferrari training in patience to last this long

wanted to tell you to kys when you suggested it

but eventually he got soooo into doing it, he was policing you

however he losses cause he was stupid

you're on his jet

he forgets time zones exist

thought he won

sent a gloating text message to the gc

and [redacted] beats him on the technicality

liam

this man is going all in no regrets, gambling style 😎

even if he didn't propose it, he's definetly the most eager to prove himself (especially to fernando and checo)

he's setting up strict rules to ensure that his dick does not get anywhere near you when sleeping, eating or breathing

(in the last few days he desperately asks you to sleep in the guest bedroom cause he's this close 🤏 to caving in)

however, he resists and gets bragging rights over everyone for the rest of the year.

fail last/succeed

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[softieklimson]

school shitpost 1/?

nervous abt starting school again after a holiday? i have been there too. *pats you on the back awkwardly* miraculously i survived and i have lived to talk about 3 tips to lessen your anxiety in the jittery first days. without further ado,

1. new pencil case

i know this seems unnecessary and immediately wham-bam as the starter of this list, but hear me out. you don't have to buy a whole ass pencil case in the store if you're broke (hi, we have that in common.)

just change your pencil case! it doesn't have to be a new storebought one. you might have a spare one around, or like an old one. try cleaning it up and using it instead!

OR another alternative would be to get a random zipper pouch & use it. i have a clear miniso one & that's the one i'm currently using, and i 100% recommend it because it's bigger and it doesn't get dirty easily.

the point is to feel a "change in the environment" of the pencil case. changing your pencil case, even to an old one, feels like a fresh start. looking forward to using a cleaner, better pencil case instead of the one you've used so far (which can be full of eraser dust and empty pens) will actually make you more excited to use your pencil case, and in turn, more excited to learn (this sounds so wise)

2. pre-read lesson topics

the worst thing about school is usually the classes, and they can range from 7-am-i-am-not-paid-for-this boring to actual living "hah what?" hell. to prevent it from being either, i suggest to pre-read lesson topics!

check out your weekly plan or schedule, and make a list of the topics that will be covered in your first week

read about the topics in your textbook or research them online to prepare yourself

speaking of online, i strongly suggest watching Youtube videos on explanations of the topics you might not understand. here are some channel recommendations: Don't Memorise (Physics), Khan Academy (Physics), Professor Dave Explains (Chemistry & Math), Tyler DeWitt (Chemistry), Organic Chemistry Tutor (Chemistry & Math)

(by pre-read i mean skim & read enough to get the gist of it, not full-on studying. save your energy for your first week!)

this will give you a head start in familiarizing yourself with the topic, so you'll feel more confident and less clueless when attending your first classes after a holiday break!

3. hangout w/ friends

this is a rather far-fetched tip from me

HOWEVER, this has a really good effect. not only will you meet with your friends and spend time with them, but this is also kind of a trial period after the holidays

you meet with your friends again, though the ones you're closer with, and it gives you a chance to adjust to meet people 5 days a week from now on

and meeting your close friends also serves as a reminder that you'll meet them at school, and that's one thing you can be excited about!

MKAY so that's it for my school shitpost. these are just some tips from me that work for me, and hopefully they'll work for you too. get enough sleep and spend more time enjoying the last of your holidays instead of worrying & ruining your mood. stay slay and study well <3

[al0m]

reblogging this, a month later, after they have liked and reposted two posts in the span of two days is insane to me

this time it wasn't a shitpost but something I'm really proud of, which makes it even better

I'm so happy bam got to see my lamb and narinder plushies I worked really hard on

thanks for all the love they recieved throughout the last week <3

I have an exciting update already so stay tuned, I'm also still working on naris robe!!

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES BAMSARA SEES MY NARILAMB COSPLAY SHITPOST OUT OF ALL THINGS NOOOOO LMAO 💀

[spevonnie]

The Butterfly's Always Bigger in Somebody Else's Mind

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Of course Connie had heard the term before, her mother was a doctor. And it was certainly no surprise when her boyfriend was diagnosed, of course. It wasn't exactly a secret, and anyone could see how the weight that had been put on Steven's shoulders could cause such a breakdown and such a condition. Years upon years of shouldering the weight of his family and friends’ emotional well-being and the fate of the universe itself sinking heavily into his psyche. 

Being impressed, Connie thought to herself, is not always a positive thing. Many were impressed that it had taken this long for Steven to crack, though this didn’t mean that anybody was proud of the fact that he had hidden such a large part of himself for so long, it was merely a shock, acknowledging that it must have been incredibly difficult rather than admiring the feat that had taken such a toll on him. 

Recovery, or stabilization at least, was not linear, and she knew that. There were ups and there were downs, and while her lover was participating in therapy now, and taking his meds rather consistently, she knew that she couldn’t expect things to just magically get better as they had so many times before. And this, perhaps, was why she was now pacing around the kitchenette of her and Steven’s small apartment, her phone in her hand as she massaged her temple anxiously. Her dinner, which was a styrofoam cup of packaged noodles as opposed to her usual broccoli and oven baked chicken breast, sat on the counter, cold to the touch. Her fingernails, however, had been reduced to little nubs. 

Connie finally flopped onto the little love seat in the main area, curling up tight with Steven’s sweater, which she had pulled out the moment she came in from school. It was getting chilly outside now, especially at this time of day. The night was seeping in, melding with the sunset as if the moon were drinking away the last of the sunlight through an invisible straw. Steven had a busy day today, she knew. He had a shift at the pizza place down the street, and then Lion was bringing him over to visit Little Homeworld to fix up some problems they had been having with training and to visit with the gems of course, but he had to make it back for therapy that night. This was what worried her really, the fixing and then the therapy--She expected Steven to come home worn out, emotionally and physically, and to need lots of affection and care. She was happy to give this to him, of course, but it was a fine line that she tried to walk carefully. Showing Steven love, of course, always came with the risk of admitting that she was constantly haunted by her own nightmares, her own flashbacks, her own paranoia. It wasn’t about the war, though. No, her stress was all around Steven.

For months after the war, especially when Steven had had his break, Priyanka had plagued Connie with questions about how she was doing, how she was feeling, if she was alright. Each time, Connie patiently assured her mother that the war was stressful, but it wasn’t really following her the same way it followed Steven. The strangest part, she had realized, was that this was true. It wasn’t the war. The battles, the fighting, even being held prisoner by the Diamonds. All of it had been terrifying, and it the fear had clung to her like a thick slime for  weeks after, as it had with almost everyone involved. With good self care and some mandated therapy from her mother, she was able to put most of it behind her. She just considered herself lucky, or chalked it up to having expected some big battle when she had first started training with the gems and Steven. But there was still a lingering feeling  like a chilling force starting at the very core of her being, and it only worsened when Steven began showing symptoms--It was then that she realized she, much like him, had been shouldering her own weight. And, much like Steven, it was the weight of someone else’s well being. 

When Connie had first started training with Pearl, she was still a bright-eyed, sharp-minded twelve year old girl, and she longed for connection and friends. Steven had given that to her happily, just as eager for his own connections. Of course, they had both made other friends since then, and they never once regretted becoming friends, or thought that they were only friends as last resorts--They truly loved each other, and that just made it all the more difficult as Connie continuously watched her goofy, care-free, cheeseburger-backpack-wearing best friend turn into a literal monster created from suppressing his own trauma. 

Deep down, She thought to herself as she cuddled on the love seat, chewing her nails once more and glancing at her phone. I sort of always knew it was happening. She was right, of course. And subconsciously, she had always tried to help. She knew, when she had started, that she was signing up for a battle. She didn’t know that she was signing up to have to sit back and watch, feel helpless despite all her training, as the one who had brought her into this was torn into again and again by a blade whose wound could be healed with no amount of magic. 

It became evident to her that nobody else knew the extent of the trouble when they had fallen off the battle arena after accidentally unfusing in another panic attack, and she, despite falling to her own death, comforted the crying boy. Sensible through the panic, thereby saving them both. She still woke at night with a falling feeling, causing her far more panic than it would anyone else who felt the typical falling-as-you-drift-off sensation. She still spent sleepless nights staring at her snoring lover, watching him breathe, and snore, and sweat, just to know he was alive as haunting images of his half-dead, limp body laying in her arms wavered through her mind. She still would crawl on top of him in the night to prove to herself that he was no longer the huge, pink monster that destroyed himself and their city, and he was simply her loving boyfriend, who could still fit in her arms. She never told him this of course, for fear that he would once again try to fix everything for her at the expense of his own health, which was doing so well at the moment. She could never-

“Connie?” Steven’s voice sounded through the thick fog of thoughts, and Connie opened her eyes, seeing him crouching in front of her.

Steven was looking at her with a gentle sort of concern, and he reached out to wipe tears from her face that she didn’t even notice had fallen. She shuddered.

“Steven! Hi, I’m sorry, I--When...When did you get back? I didn’t hear the door.”

“Connie,” He said gently, giving her a little look. He sat on the love seat and pulled her into his lap, hugging her tightly. “It’s okay. I’m here, and I wanna help, I-”

“No!” She interrupted, wiping her nose. Steven looked taken aback. “I-I know you wanna help, Steven, that’s what I’m worried about! I’m perfectly fine, I-I just...I messed up on a test.”

“Um...Connie..? We both know that’s not it, honey.” He said gently. “I...I promise, whatever it is, we can handle it together.”

“Steven,” She shook her head. “It’s not a big deal. You need to focus on yourself and what you need.”

“Mmm,” He nodded, giving an air of thoughtfulness. “Yep. What I need is to give my beautiful girlfriend a kiss-” he paused and kissed her hand comfortingly. 

She smiled a bit, despite herself. Sniffling, she leaned against him, hugging him.

“There,” He said quietly, hugging back. “I’m not gonna push you, Connie, but I’m always here...Whenever you’re ready.”

“But...You have your own things to work through.” Connie said quietly.

“Well of course I do, Nini, but why should that mean that you don’t either? We can do this together.”

Connie smiled a tiny bit, and Steven smiled back. They snuggled together on the seat for a long while. 

Finally, Connie said, “Okay...”

“Okay?” He said quietly as the dark seeped around them like a dab of watercolor.

“I’m ready to talk.”

And the young couple talked until the sun rose, and when the light finally crept up, back into the sky, a very calm, loving Stevonnie lay in the small twin bed that they shared, the same sweater Connie had been cuddling wrapped around them.

[anya-chalotra]

hello my love, idk if you've had one of these before but: this is a content creator appreciation! list five favorite sets you've ever made and send this ask to five other content creators 🧡 (bc you need to appreciate your stunning works of art and admit you are a photoshop wizard ok byeeee)

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Fellas. Pals. Beloveds. I am... *squints and does double take* uh, two months late to the party. In my defense, which is an admittedly shoddy defense, it is taking about eight years to catch up on the couple weeks’ worth of messages I’ve been behind on. I am but a snail or a turtle, though one that is extremely flattered, and as such I did not want to leave these to collect more dust.

Answering all of these in one go because I do not think I can come up with 25 whole ass sets, being as nit-picky (as well as overtly critical, not to mention indecisive, not to mention forgetful, et cetera, et cetera) as I am. However! In an effort to practice the self-love a certain sorceress here is preaching, I’m forcing myself to compromise by picking some honorable mentions.

1. The Witcher Songs: I don’t know if anyone besides me will look at something they’ve made and go, “Huh, I will never top that.” But I’ve thought it about a few creations over the years, and as it stands, this set’s been the ‘unbeatable’ one for a year and a half. I’ve toyed a lot with the idea of recreating it, and I think I finally will when the new season drops, but it’s been a special set to me since it was one of those ‘milestone’ ones where I started branching out and seeing what methods in graphic-making I could apply to gifs.

2. This is kind of piggy-backing off #1 since that’s technically a poster set as well, but The Witcher Posters. Drove me insane, the whole lot of them. I fluctuated between “insanely frustrated” and “insanely proud” so often that by the time I finished any of them I was just insanely glad to have them off my hands.

3. Certified OT3 enthusiast that I am, I have made many a set for the chaotic trio, but I think I’m particularly proud of this times of day set and this eclipse set. For all the mixed feelings I tend to have about my own work, I do take pride in coming up with potentially-unique ideas and bringing them to life.

4. The Witcher ⨯ Twelfth Night by Shakespeare: There is legitimately an entire (albeit unfinished) set in my drafts of The Witcher and Shakespeare lines, but I had wanted to do something with this particular quote for literal ages because it felt like it fit Ciri, Yen and Geralt so well, and I’m really proud of how it turned out?

5. Little Red and the White Wolf: Another idea I didn’t get around to for a long time, but nevertheless a super fun concept to play around with. I remember it taking a while to get the reds just so since Ciri’s outfit is a whole wham-bam of blue-green, but I think I did a decent enough job in the color-shifting department.

Honorable mentions would probably go to this Yennefer set, this Geralt and Ciri set, and this recent Geraskefer set. Maybe. Or maybe I’d just give honorable mentions to all the meme and shitpost sets I’ve made, like this malewife/girlboss/manwhore set or this BDSM set.

[randomized-ice]

ROOT Reformed

Okay so you know how Yamato, Sai, and Shin were in ROOT? Well, what if Yamato had seen the two children, one so sick he was throwing up blood and the other so antisocial he kept getting bullied because of how he talked, and adopted them? The Dad!Yamato, and Child!Shin and Sai headcanons that nobody asked for coming right up :)

When Yamato first met Shin and Sai, Sai was hiding behind Shin because he accidentally insulted someone and got punched. Shin was trying to comfort the small boy and protect him.

Yamato then decided to adopt them both, he scared away the bullies and helped Sai cover his black eye, which looked worse than it was since Sai’s skin is so pale and markable.

When Yamato learned that Danzo was sending the two small children on B-Rank missions as PAWNS and they just barely survive all their missions, he personally whooped Danzo’s ass

Yamato was put in charge of Shin and Sai and the two children warmed up to him quickly

Yamato chasing Shin around the room trying to get him to eat vegetables

Yamato having to force veggies down two screeching kids throats

Shin and Sai doing target practice and Yamato tallying up the scores

Yamato training Sai and Shin on their jutsu

Yamato helping Shin reach his full potential with his ice powers

Yamato finding out how to make pieces of paper so Sai could draw all he wants

They have a huge garden in their backyard that they take care of.

Yamato growing different types of plants with his wood style jutsu and Shin and Sai reading books on how to take care of them

On Christmas, Yamato sneaked Shin and Sai out of Root so they could go to an actual party

Yamato introducing Shin and Sai to Kakashi

When Shin and Naruto first met, it was chaos at first sight

Sai following Yamato like a lost puppy and holding on to his pant leg until Yamato picks him up and put him on his shoulders

Yamato, Sai, and Shin cuddling by the fire like the smol beans they are

When Shin got really sick from his unnamed diease, they immediately went to see Tsunade, even though it took a week to track down the gambling lady

Tsunade getting full access to Root’s medical supplies so she can make sure Shin is okay

Shin surviving and being cured of his illness, NOT DYING BECAUSE HELL NO YAMATO WASN’T ABOUT TO HAVE HIS CHILD DIE, NOT TODAY SATAN

Sai and Shin keeping their memories and growing up with an actual parental influence

Yamato chasing a cackling child with a huge butchers knife around the house, both of them are yelling

Sai being the sassiest little shit in the world and everybody thinks he doesn’t know what he’s doing but Yamato’s just like “You sneaky lil’ shit-”

When Sai got to join Team Seven with Yamato, they brought Shin along as an ANBU “for the mission” when really, they didn’t want to leave him behind and come back to find the house destroyed

Yamato trying desperately to find where the hell Shin is getting all this cup ramen from and Sai is just not telling Yamato because he’s a lil’ shit

Shin third-wheeling with Kiba on all of Ino and Sai’s dates (Kiba third-wheels on everbody’s dates, its a fact)

KIBA x SHIN, KIBA x SHIN, KIBA x SHIN (I’m sorry I just need my dog boy-o to love somebody okay??)

Shin just randomly came home one day holding Kiba’s hand and Yamato immediately adopted him

IRUKA AND KAKASHI SHOW UP AND BAM (Yes, this is KakaYamaIru. Shhh-)

Naruto and Kiba calling each other “Brother” bc their father-figures are dating

Sai and Ino being quieter about their relationship than Shin and Kiba but they’re literally so damn cute oh my lord

Shin and Kiba going on dates that are mostly composed of running around the woods and chasing rabbits but they love it anyway

Yamato being a Proud Dad™

When Danzo died and the family got their curse marks removed and became real Leaf Village citizens they were overjoyed

Suddenly, the Leaf Village had about 100 more extremely talented teenage shinobi at their service

Yamato re-opening Root but this time, making it into a friendly place where everybody is supportive of one another

Sai and Shin helping people understand that they’re not alone anymore and it’s okay to have friends and be original because you’re one purpose in life is not to be a pawn for the Leaf Village anymore

Sai getting to decorate the ceilings of the Hatake Mansion with whatever designs he likes, making it not only beautiful but deadly

The Hatake Mansion having designs of tigers, birds, flowers, and symbols all over the roof

Murals of the person in their rooms (Naruto has a silly fox one, Kiba has a dog one, Kakashi has a lightning one, Yamato has a garden one, and so on.)

Yamato adopting Shino bc we need our bug boy to be noticed (COUGH COUGH NARUTO)

Shin running around the house, chasing a bee that stole his homework

Shin becoming a super energetic gym teacher at the Academy

Sai becoming an elite jounin and having a custom, crop-top uniform

Yamato becoming the nicest leader of an ANBU division there’s ever been

Shino and Sai being weird shitposting edgelords together

Sai and Ino baking cookies together only to find that Shin, Kiba, and Naruto ate them all

Iruka managing the chaotic household while being constantly cuddled by Kakashi and Yamato

Iruka teaching Sai about friendship and smiling

They have a huge ass garden

Yamato helping Ino and Sai at the Yamaka flower shop

When Sasuke returned, he was immediately adopted

The Hatake Household of Chaos

Sasuke, Shino, and Sai being weird shitposting edgelords

Anko as the weird aunt who came around only to fuck shit up and leave

Gai as a weird uncle and Lee as their favorite (and only) cousin

Kakashi making breakfast and dinner for about nine hungry people

Yamato making all the kids little lunches

When Orochimaru came back to the village, Shin and Sai both made sure that he was five feet away from Yamato at all times

They only began to trust Orochimaru when Sasuke told them that Orochimaru was his sensei/father-figure and the supporting father figure he never had

Orochimaru apologizing to Yamato for testing on him

Orochimaru becoming a father figure to Yamato and Sasuke

GRANDPA OROCHIMARU

Orochimaru and Shino talking about bugs and snakes

Shin, Naruto, and Kiba chasing a yelling Orochimaru around the house with a bunch of marigolds and ammonia (snakes hate those)

Iruka trying to make peace with the marigold and ammonia welding children and a terrified Orochimaru

Tsunade coming over to see her favorite little brat (Kakashi)

GRANDMA TSUNADE

Tsunade secretly supplying the children with marigolds and ammonia to get back at her old friend (Petty revenge is a bitch)

Orochimaru tricking Sai into calling Tsunade old

Tsunade never sending Jiraiya on that mission alone, she sent Kakashi with him and they managed to win the fight. Barely, they were in a coma for a few weeks, but they sure as hell won.

TSUNADE AND SAKURA BEING ABLE TO HEAL ITACHI AND THEN ITACHI WAS ADOPTED

HATAKE HOUSEHOLD OF PURE AND UNRESTRAINED CHAOS

[nyaskitten]

ME!? :O OK I WILL GIVE A LIST OF ARTIST PALS (or ppl I've like, interacted with at some point) WHO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK OUT!

UHHH @twigs-sprigs AND @marsipain ARE LIKE, RLLY COOL LLOYD-BASED ARTISTS.

For Kai stuff I'd say @hiddensneker and @pajamamen

@abunnsburrow does more general stuff (to my knowledge).

@galaxyhanart has some awesome aus

@prime-pulse has great Garmadon content, and a REALLY cool master-swap au.

@lunar-eclipse-bunnies has awesome oc's, and is great if you're into things like samurai shipping, and other ships.

@drowsydregon has v cool art, and a really cool fan-season in the works!

@acidsaladd makes great RGB sibs art...

@tofuless has AWESOME art and makes the coolest designs ever

@yaboiignis will drop some awesome art, refuse to elaborate, and leave for a few weeks.

@ataraxixx has just... so many cool designs and ideas....

@woffles-4-waffles does a lotta great art, believe me dude... they do

@nyad-ny is GREAT for rarepairs like braincell and techno!

@calypsolemon has incredible art, and is also working on an au with some other ppl which is really cool (genuinely is, go check it out!!!)

@rarlkove is great if you want a shitpost or wanna laugh

@weekend-whip great artist/writer, has a rlly good rewrite goin on

@asher-hyperfixation-hell just trust me dude

@pastelpoltergeist one of my first friends on ninjagotumblr, rlly cool art.

@general-yasur and @diisdoodles are great if you love zane and want your heart stomped into a billion pieces!

@badboychaser isn't v active in the fandom, but awesome for cole and morro art!

@survivalshipping doesn't post MUCH art but you'd LOVE the art they do post!

@jay-cult is awesome if you want Jay content!

@stormglider v funny dude

@lille-scribbles is so mean... one day you'll get the cutest thing ever and the next? BAM, ANGST.

anyone on tumblr like ninjago

[rocketcowboyblu]

Hi! Hello it’s me again (PArdon me lmao)

Since I posted about the Lion king idea of presenting finn, Thought why not give an idea of the entire movie if yall wanna idk write it? Cause I cant write at all. Ignore the spelling and grammar errors Im trying my best. ANYWAY uh have fun reading this mess of an R.D? (Rough Draft)

Alright, its like 10 years or so after the prime invasion. The BFF Squad finished restoring magic to the universe and found out where Adora and Catra hail from, (Magicat hidden kingdom on ethiera, and adora on eternia etc.)   Catra finds out shes magically pregnant and tells adora, adora is like “Holy shit were gonna be moms” SO like the dummy she is goes to glimmer and asks her permission to present her when the kit’s born. (cause its presumably from magicat culture idk u decide) Glimmer agrees and puts it on her to do lists cause yknow queen shit. 

Months later, Finns Born. Swift wind like the annoying loyal steed he is, goes to inform the other princesses of the presentation. (Insert the Circle of life Music) 

The princesses show up along with a bunch of other people cause It’s She-ra’s Heir/Kid. Anyway magicat queen comes and takes Finn and goes to present them (the balcony idk what part of brightmoon looks safe!?) presume the thrusting of them over a balcony. 

Scorpia and Bow are holding each other crying over how cute finn is, Catra and adora are looking at finn feeling so proud and shit, Glimmer is just holding her head staring at these idiots wondering why she even let them live there.

ALRIGHT HERE COMES THE INSANITY.

Behind the scenes, Catra had been helping glimmer with advising and taking over the actual royal advisors job. The R.A aint happy that her job is being taken by a war criminal and fraternizing with Etheria’s Hero. SO With some rogue clones they build a plan to get rid of finn and catra.

FLASH FORWARD 7 TO 9 YEARS LATER. 

Finn’s growing up and needs to learn the difference between play and work, the advisor tells finn that and suggests  adora help them out. so Adora takes Finn out to the whispering woods to teach them about self defense and magic bonding with the planet. 

DT strolls up cause their now Brightmoons babysitter (Much to their Utter Delight) and tells adora that theres some trouble in the LightZone (Frightzone) about clones. Finn wants to come but adora says no cause its dangerous, So DT offers to take finn cause they were gonna round up the Runestone kiddos for a playdate. 

DT and Finn pick up the kids and they get into trouble. Finn has a whole inner monologue about cant wait to be a Hero or something to make adora let them come with em. Cue the Ditching of DT and the Runestone Kids find themselves lost in the whispering woods.

Rogue Clones find them and give chase with laser blasters. Catra finds DT tied up and explains the kids tricked DT and they hear laser fire. So they go and save the kids. 

NOW catra’s a lil pissed and impressed cause Finn manged to trick DT but also left their sights. Catra gives a speech about how much trouble finns in but also quite impressed with their work and tells them that, they’ll show them how to really trick somebody (aka pranks) 

Later that night the advisor and the rogue clones finally finish the plan to get rid of catra and finn. 

A WEEK LATER. Spoiler alert its finn Bday (Oh god here comes the angst)

The R.A suggests a Royal family picnic. Glimmer, Micah, Bow, Glimbow kid, catra, adora, and finn go to the whispering woods cause theres a nice clearing the advisor has “Suggested.”

a mile or so away rogue clones had been herding up the wild beasts of the woods. (Yknow those hog creatures) 

Catra and adora actually have a gift for finn but want it to be a suprise so they ask the advisor what to do, Advisor tells them that theyll take finn to a spot near the picnic and they can give them the gift there.

Advisor puts finn in a spot and then signals the clones.

The ground shakes, the trees start moving, BAM OUT comes running thousands of magic hogs. RUN

Finns on all fours running for their life, their panting and see a spot which they presume will keep them safe. It’s not safe at all. 

Finn bolts into a canyon, and sees a high top rock that SURE LOOKS STABLE. They climb up it.

Back at the picnic advisor runs back to the crew, and tells them what happened, Catra goes haywire and starts bolting towards the canyon, Adora tells bow and glimmer to get help and grab the advisor and head towards finn.

Catra reaches the canyon first, she spots finn on the rock, Jumping down she goes running along in the herd til grabbing finn, Adora and the advisor are watching from the top, Catra is carrying finn and puts them on a platform of the canyon. Catra gets impaled by a running hogs horn, She goes down into the herd.

“CATRAAA!” Adora cries and jumps down into the herd as She-ra to save catra. Finn looks on in horror trying to spot adora and catra. Boom out jumps adora  going up the slide, struggling to carry catras limp body.

Finn goes to climb their way out of the canyon.

Adora is holding catra tightly and is still climbing til she sees the Advisor looking down on them. “Here! Grab onto catra!” The advisor smiles sinisterly. “I’m Afraid I can’t do that adora..” Adora looks at them in confusion. “Goodbye my oldest enemy” The advisors eyes flash green. Adora’s eyes go wide. BAM a burst of magic hits adora causing her to fall with catra.

Finn screams in the distant.

The herd leaves. Its quiet. dust is still kicked up.

Finn looks at their parents bodies on the ground. Limp.

“M-mom’s?” They called out. Knees buckling they go to catra shaking her “Please you gotta get up...”

“What have you done...” The advisor voice tells them.

Finn looks them at in fear “I didn-” “Insolent child! Look at what have you done! You’ve robbed etheria of their greatest heros!” Finns ears fold back, tears flooding their face.

“Get out of here. If you ever show your face here again I’ll have the palace guards kill you” a bright ball of magic formed in the advisors hand.

Finn bolts. the advisor chuckles darkly, for it was only the beginning of a new era.  

Bow and glimmer teleport to area. they spot their friends.

Glimmer shakes catra “Horde scum DONT YOU DARE-” Catra bolts up gasping and then groans in pain “well.. there goes one of my 9 lives.”  catra looks around and sees adora. And now shes screaming at glimmer to heal her. 

The advisor looks ready to run. Glimmer heals adora and adora stirs going “W-what happened?” catra fills her in (catra doesnt know about the advisor she was unconsious.) And they cant find finn. so now its depresso expresso time cause adora cant remeber what happened and where finn is. 

LOL  IHATE WRITING THIS ALREADY. 

Alrighty alrighty. So finn gets lost in the crimson and find Lonnie and the horde kids. (they dont know its catra or adoras kid cause they burnt that bridge) they adopt em for protection and help with digging in the crimson waste mines for gems and whatever else. And finn dyes their hair blond and shaves it to hide their idenity in fear of the advisor.

8 or so years past. Finns like 17 and the horde kids r old LOL

Scorfumas kid stumbles upon finn and they go into conversation about what the hell happened. Finn tells em about how they killed their parents and how they werent allowed near brightmoon cause the advisor would kill them. Scorfumas kid then has to explain that the advisor was now running brightmoon into the ground using their grief to an advantage. Btw kyles singing can u feel the love cause he do be misintruptioning shit. fuckin kyle XD (Lonnie is gonna kill this fool)

LATER FINN LOOKS AT THE WOODS AND OUT COMES YA GURL RAZZLE DAZZLE! Madam razz goes into her time loops and yknow the deal, she goes “Catra is that you dearie?” Finns like “YOU KNOW MY MOM?!” anyway razz leads them to the abandoned fort of grayskull yack yack yeack. Razz tells them that evil comes from power, not from heart, remember who you are type of shit.

Finn finally decides to go home.

Back at brightmoon everythings horrible. its the works yknow? DT got stuck in the “Prison” cause of how they were sus of the advisor.

Just gonna shorten it cause this is so LONG. Finn shows up, catradora are in shock. advisor turns out is the leftover of PRIME so then finn and him fight. Finn wins and here comes one of the newest heros to etheria. GG end of AU LOL

Sorry I dont know what I just wrote. but yeah theres the gist of the idea if yall wanna steal and try to write this shitpost? idk lol thanks for coming to this ted talk

[alittleemo]

thanks for tagging me gab @12monthoctober and eden @pianoandcookiedoughlover and faith @shades-of-greens <3 (i did not realize how many times i did not respond to this dfjhgjlkds you are all darlings <3)

1. why did u choose ur url?

i was tired at lunch one day and figured, ok im short, im also vaguely emo but not committed enough to go full out, so bam im both a little emo (as in noncommittal) and a little emo (as in short) <3

2. any sideblogs?

technically i have one now but i mostly have it to save the url, if i ever actually decide to start streaming ill prob make a blog specifically for that!! (though i think I’d use my alittleemo handle for it anyway so who knows then)

3. how long have u been on tumblr?

a little over a year now!! i think i made this blog in february of 2019 but started using it march/april of last year

4. do u have a queue tag?

i still do not know how to use the queue function dfjkhgkldjsjdflkh

5. why did u start your blog in the first place?

nearly all of my Pinterest feed was tumblr memes anyway so i figured why not go to the source of it all /hj. also i wanted to find more people into aftg and skam

6. why did u choose ur icon/pfp?

matching pfp with gab’s dsmp side blog!!! ae asked me if i wanted to match and i couldn’t pass up the opportunity :D (plus clingy duo / tommyinnit supremacy) i think it’s pretty fitting honestly <3

7. why did u choose ur header?

i love taking shitty pictures of jellyfish and i thought this one ended up looking really cool 

8. how many mutuals do u have?

13!! i have immense fondness for each of you <3

9. how many followers do u have?

39 babey!!!

10. how many people do u follow?

97 currently !!

11. have u ever made a shitpost?

what is anything i post if not complaining or making dumbass posts (affectionate)

12. how often do u use tumblr each day?

yikes. I mean like i am def here several times per day (its gonna be more now too now that its summer) but i feel like i sort of j scroll through my dash and only rb a few things compared to how much i actually see yk

13. did u ever fight/argue w another blog? who won?

no i hate confrontation but i also would rather j block someone trying to start smth w me

14. how do u feel about "u need to reblog these" posts?

going to steal celia and gab’s response bc yall are more coherent than me - sometimes it's too mentally draining to read abt terrible shit all the time. calm down. not everyone needs to read everything. i don't need ur guilt-trip rn. u can get across that a post is imp. w/o that statement. idk. sometimes i ignore them out of spite. i know that i rb a decent number of activism posts but i dont like those ones as much bc the guilt tripping isn’t the way to go

15. do u like tag games?

yes if u ever tag me j know i would instantly deliver cookies to ur house if i could <3 i do however often forget to respond to them until later (hi this tag is from over a week ago dfjkhgljdksh)

16. do u like ask games?

yes i love them immensely i j often again forget to actually finish them whoops

17. which of ur mutuals do u think is tumblr famous?

ik that i have a lot of relatively famous mutuals-in-law, but as for my own mutuals i’d say @lunawedlers and @lesbeanadiamcnll, i feel like yall have such good vibes in that respect <3

18. do u have a crush on a mutual?

like gab said, yes but platonically <3

tagging @coffee-and-moo, @alinastarkovaz, @lesbeanadiamcnll, @lunawedlers and any other mutuals who’d like to do so!!! (as always feel free to ignore as well <3)

[spearxwind]

Hey Windy, I've been struggling lately with artblock/fatigue, and I was wondering; how do you go from idea to art, even with like little scribbles? Do you have like a mental list of ideas for drawings already, or do you just sit down to draw and have it come to you then? Do you ever have to force yourself to draw something? What would be your advice to someone who is trying to draw more frequently, but is struggling with ideas/things to draw?

well, that’s funny because I have ALSO been going through some bad artblock/fatigue lately

I rarely RARELY have an idea come to me when im facing the canvas, I cant just sit down and wait for an idea to slap me in the face. usually when i try to do that i just end up either scrolling through social media or just looking at a blank canvas for hours and hours without doing anything

most of my ideas I get either through friends or through music! I talk a lot about ocs with my friends, and we think about interactions with each other or send each other memes that remind us of our characters, and sometimes we do that (even though we DO talk about cool, more aesthetic ideas) but shitposts are a effort-cheap and easy way to draw stuff or break out of art block 

With music I just let it play and let my mind go nuts with oc AMV scenarios. Like not to be cringe on main or whatever but imagining your ocs doing crazy shit to edgy music?? absolutely fucking rules and I think everyone should do it.  I really like making different playlists for my characters and playing them depending on who i want to think about, since i end up associating the songs to each character whenever i hear them my brain goes hey!! think about this bitch now!!!  I’m not sure if you yourself have characters, but if you DONT then making playlists for general vibes works just as well. want to draw something dark and gloomy? make a dark ambience playlist. want to draw smth dynamic and actiony? bam, playlist with songs with a high bpm.  this doesnt ALWAYS work, but it helps me enormously!  I only have singular oc playlists for like 6 of them (my main ones) even though i have many characters, because its actually very hard for me to associate songs to a character, the rest of my oc lists are general story/universe vibe lists. My bf though has a playlist for each of their characters its incredible idk how they do it

sometimes I will have ideas while listening to music but i cant act on them until weeks later, for whatever reason, so a lot of times i will make a WIP file (i have a folder specifically for WIPS) and pick it up whenever in the future i feel like it (or maybe never)  or if i cant get to my laptop ill make a note of the idea wherever I can so I can remember about it (for example that pic of alex shredding a guitar i did for tapas? that one actually sat as a single line of text on my sketchbook for like 2+ months)

speaking of, having a sketchbook is also great! just a small little notebook where I draw... random crap. very low effort nonsense, with pencils and pens and dollar store markers. its a cheap sketchbook too, it doesnt have to be anything fancy either, but it helps for drawing out ideas/thumbnails (that you may or may not polish later), just drawing things to get them out of your system (with the least effort required) and keeping notes for overall stuff (i have... so much extinction crap written down on these its so disorganized oh god)

I hope this helps! at the end of the day there’s not a guaranteed-to-work solution, but you could try other things in the meantime  a lot of people also just tell you to plow through an art block by forcing out art which is horrible advice. unless art is your work you shouldnt HAVE to force it. youre doing it for fun! it’s ok to put it down and focus on other things. it might take a couple days, or over a week, but sometime you’ll think ‘oh shit i want to draw’ again and youll get back to it :3

[quorras]

📌🎶💕

hi!! thanks for asking!! :3 this is. a VERY long answer whoopsie 

📌 : how did you find your hyperfixation?

ooh boy this is a long story, but i’ll try to keep it short bc i KNOW the rest of this post will get Very long kfdjsghskdj

i remember seeing promotional stuff for legacy back in 2010, but i didn’t really find out about TRON as a franchise until sometime in 2017, when i saw this piece of art of Ahsoka Tano (from Star Wars) on the Grid by raikoh14 here on tumblr. Star Wars was (and still is) by biggest hyperfixation and source of that good home-y feeling, so I thought it looked cool and shelved the name in the back of my mind. It wasn’t until early 2019 when a friend of mine brought up Legacy one day, and I suddenly remembered that Ahsoka fanart before promptly forgetting TRON again kfdjsghdkf. Cut to summer 2020, I’ve just survived my worst school semester ever, and my newest hyperfixation at the time was Daft Punk! I’ve loved house music ever since I was a kid, so discovering (haha) their music was really incredible. During one of my many wiki dives that summer, I came across the TRON: Legacy section of the Daft Punk wiki page, and I gave the soundtrack a listen despite not seeing the movie yet. I LOVED IT. I listed to Nocturne so many times that week that I convinced myself to read the TRON wiki back to front. And I did! All before watching any of the movies or anything lol. Then August 2020 rolled around and I gave in-- listening to the Legacy soundtrack with no context was. Really weird. And I needed to know more. Not only that tho! I had also just found out that two of my favorite artists of all time, Moebius and Syd Mead had worked on TRON (1982) as concept artists! That was the only reason I needed to watch the movie. 

(above, my favorite piece of art by Moebius)

So on August 13, 2020, at sometime very late at night, I watched TRON (1982). I didn’t like it fdkgjhjfkdsghfdsjk. I was really in love with the visuals, but because I was so sleepy, I didn’t really catch the plot all the way and kind of dozed off when Tron, Ram, and Flynn arrive at the energy spring, whoops. But I was so adamant on fully appreciating Moebius and Syd Mead’s design influences and the gorgeous animation, so I tried again in a couple days. It grew onto me! I got the plot on my second watch, and BAM! TRON (1982) became my biggest comfort movie. I think i watched it over thirty times in that August alone. I watched Legacy soon after, which made me bawl my eyes out on the very first watch. I read Betrayal, watched Uprising, and started reading up about Evolution and 2.0 some time that following September. And then I made this blog! And here we are today! Half a year later, I’m still thinking about this little but mighty franchise, and I’m writing fic, making art, making shitposts, memes, and friends all along the way :’)

🎶:  if your hyperfixation has songs/an ost, what is your favorite song from it?

Ok i know this questions asks for songs specifically but i’m going to count movie sountracks too because OH BOY!!! TOO MANY!! All of it, honestly? But here’s a few select current favorites--

Journey ~ Only Solutions (movie extrended vers.)

Journey ~ Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart)

Wendy Carlos ~ Creation of TRON

Wendy Carlos ~ Love Theme

Wendy Carlos ~ Tower Music

Wendy Carlos ~ The Light Sailer

Wendy Carlos ~ Break In (For Strings, Flutes, and Celesta)

Wendy Carlos ~ Anthem for Keyboard Solo

Wendy Carlos ~ Ending Titles :’)

Daft Punk ~ Outlands, Part II (my favorite!)

Daft Punk ~ C.L.U. (and Reflections)

Daft Punk ~ End of Line

Daft Punk ~ Father & Son (this makes me cry SO MUCH)

actually the entire extended Legacy soundtrack goes SO HARD, it matches the movie So Well, and I just love those funky french robots so much :)

💕 : tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!

already answered this here, but i’ll take this chance to expand on a few other characters I hadn’t mentioned too much about before :) • sam flynn - similar to the quorra thing i mentioned the precious reply,, i kind of got more interested in sam’s story through fanon interpretations of what happens post-legacy rather than his story during/before legacy. although, rewatching the movie while keeping sam specifically in mind is a Wild Ride, i really feel bad for him and im super intrigued to see how his story continues in canon one day (hopefully!) • alan bradley - i love alan. so much. i think he’s one of the more well rounded characters, in the way that it’s really easy to see his likes, dislikes, comforts, and struggles. its a little strange because he’s one of the few characters that i don’t really care what happened before 1982 for him, but everything from 82 onwards is SO INTRIGUING. he’s just a normal man! who misses and loves his friends! he’s the kind of character who i’d love to know in real life haha (also he’s a good subject to both fluff and angst IN CANON and thats the real deal maker here) :) • kevin flynn - man. in similar ways to alan and tron (mentioned in the previous reply), he’s got a LOT of potential for angst and depth which i think gets explored but not fully enough in canon. i really loved him in 82, he’s a nerd with an amazing taste in interior decor and music, and i love that. legacy kevin is Really tragic and makes me really sad, but for some reason, that just makes me even more interested in who he is as a character :)

media hyperfixation ask game here!

[cipher-dorito]

CONGRATULATIONS DUDERITOOOOOOOO GIMME ALL OF EM PLEASE

Thankssss mangbro!!!💚💜♥️♥️

So sorry for being so late dudebro, you had to wait for this for weeks :(( coz I'm

✨lazy✨

Okayy

📜: I'll tell you an incident that happened to me

Alrighty so this is the story of THE TIME WE MADE OUR HOUSE A TEMPORARY BED-AND-BREAKFAST FOR BUTTERFLIES

So this happened last year. One day my dad and I found this little injured butterfly, so we brought it home(one wing was tattered, poor thing). We kept the lil chap in the living room on a plate, and then decided to feed it something. So we soaked a piece of tissue paper with honey, and kept that on the plate the butterfly was sitting on. It stretched out it proboscis and began sucking the honey and it was just AMAZING to watch! Soon they gained quite a bit of strength, and started flying for tiny intervals!

We basically kept them the entire day, and allowed them to sleep in my dad's study at night. In the morning, my dad opened the window, and the lil butterfly literally sat on him to say goodbye and the left!

We were really happy, and we went on with our day as usual, when bam! we realised the adventure was FAR from over. That evening, our verandah was FILLED with butterflies wanting to come in! Apparently word about our hospitality had spread lmao. Plus there was a lizard there waiting to feast on all of them, so we quickly brought in 5 butterflies. We housed them in my dad's study for the night, and the next day we let them fly away! So yeah, that's the story :)

💞: I'll tell you 3 things I love about you

1. AAAA mangbroo what's NOT to love about you!! You're my awesome dudebro - fellow worm snacc enthusiast! Damn it I LOVE planning heists with you!

2. Thy PUNS are indeed extraordinary. I frickin love your legendary puns AND your reaction memes!

3. YOUR. MUSIC. TASTE. ROCKS. I absolutely love all the playlists and song recs you post you frickin genius.

🎶: I'll tell you which song you remind me of

You remind me of this AMAZING indie song "I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus" by beabadoobee

👁️: I'll try to describe how I perceive your aesthetic.

Okay so I had once sent you an ask describing your aesthetic (on the same fateful day I had sent an ask to Aadya and the Maggi Masala meme was born), but sadly you didn't get the Simpsons reference, so I am gonna give this another try.

Your blog is basically a blog Hermione would have, but whenever she's busy reading books , Fred and George take over and fill her blog with shitposts.

Thanks for the ask @mango-pickle!! I hope you like this :D

Celebrating 300 followers!

[roxxxy-android]

If you wanna do like manicured drag next week I can give you some tips.

Bam!

I'm a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[tarotfurbyandchill]

Megalist of Unique Furby Names

Naming a Furby is one of the best parts of owning one. By naming your new friend, you are officially adopting them into your family, making them your own. But naming can also be one of the most difficult parts, especially when you just can’t find a name that fits. I mean, furbies aren’t exactly human. Sometimes your “Sarahs” and “Johns” just don’t work on your new pal. Wouldn’t it be nice, then, if there was someone crazy enough in Furblr to organize 900+ unique names for your convenience?

 You already know where this is going.

 Below the cut are over one thousand Furby names, organized by category (listed below). I wanted to make the names as different and individual as possible, so instead of only researching “normal” names that could easily be pulled from a baby book, I tried to branch out a bit into stranger categories like Scooby Doo villains. This resulted in some interesting (and stupid) names – you’ve got pretty ones, like Mulberry, and shitpost-y ones, like Cackling Skeleton. You could casually browse the names, or, if you’re on an internet browser, Ctrl+F the category you’re most interested in to be instantly taken to it. Enjoy!

A big thank you to anyone who has helped me out with this last over the past few weeks!

 ** If you reblog this, put your favorite name in the tags! And if you name your furby using this list, please feel free to submit pictures of your newly named friend! **

 *** If a name on this list is inappropriate/appropriated/etc., PLEASE TELL ME! I tried to be sensitive and educated when choosing names for this list, but with 900+ names, something is bound to fall through the cracks. ***

 Categories)

 Adjectives ✦ Animal Crossing Villagers ✦ Animals ✦ Bagel Flavors ✦ Banned Books ✦ Bee Species ✦ Blogs that follow tarotfurbyandchill ✦ Carmen Sandiego Villains ✦ Chillwave Names ✦ Colors of the Nintendo DS ✦ Color Swatch Names ✦ Crab Names (according to an online generator literally titled “pet crab name generator”) ✦ Crayola Color Names ✦ Death Deities ✦ Disney, Character names ✦ Dungeons and Dragons Monsters ✦ Fairy names from a suspiciously 2000s-looking website ✦ Food ✦ Food that I have eaten in the last 48 hours ✦ Gender Neutral Names ✦ Hurricane Names ✦ Lake Names ✦ Legendary Creatures ✦ LGBT Bookstore Names ✦ Lisa Frank, Character Names ✦ Locales ✦ “Me Sleep Again”-Appropriate Names ✦ Music Artist Names ✦ Mute Furby Names ✦ My Little Pony, Character Names ✦ Names from the “Anime Companion” books I bought with real money in sixth grade ✦ Okami, Character Names ✦ Orcish ✦ Pizza Chain Restaurants ✦ Plants and Vegetation ✦ Precious Stones ✦ Roller Coaster Names ✦ Sanrio, Character Names ✦ Scooby Doo Villains ✦ Scott Pilgrim, Character Names ✦ Seapunk Names ✦ Shakespearean Names ✦ Shawn Wasabi Songs  ✦ Small Town Names ✦ Song Names ✦ Star Names ✦ State Nicknames ✦ Tamagotchis ✦ Thrift Shop Names ✦ Toy Robots ✦ Vaporwave ✦ Victorian Names ✦ Watership Down, Character Names ✦ Warner Brothers, Character Names ✦ Words and Phrases that Stuck Out to Me in Poems ✦ Words of the Day from Merriam-Webster ✦ Youtube Music Artists

 Names)

Adjectives: Brave ✦ Breezy ✦ Chunky ✦ Dizzy ✦ Humdrum ✦ Macabre ✦ Sleepy ✦ Puffy ✦ Quixotic

 Animal Crossing Villagers: Analogue ✦ Bam ✦ Bangle ✦ Beau ✦ Biskit ✦ Blanche ✦ Bones ✦ Boris ✦ Charlise ✦ Cheri ✦ Cherry ✦ Curt ✦ Dotty ✦ Francine ✦ Freckles ✦ Gigi ✦ Gloria ✦ Groucho ✦ Hazel ✦ Julian ✦ Keaton ✦ Ken ✦ Kiki ✦ Lobo ✦ Midge ✦ Pango ✦ Peaches ✦ Peck ✦ Rizzo ✦ Scoot ✦ Soleil ✦ Spork ✦ Stitches ✦ Willow ✦ Yuka ✦ Zell

 Animals: Beluga ✦ Cicada ✦ Clam ✦ Cobra ✦ Cockroach ✦ Conch ✦ Crab ✦ Crane ✦ Dogfish ✦ Grasshopper ✦ Heron ✦ Lark ✦ Lynx ✦ Magpie ✦ Mosquito ✦ Moth ✦ Newt ✦ Peacock ✦ Partridge ✦ Pidgeon ✦ Reindeer ✦ Toucan

 Bagel Flavors: Asiago ✦ French Toast ✦ Garlic ✦ Marble Rye ✦ Momofuku ✦ Poppyseed ✦ Pumpernickel ✦ Pumpkin Pie ✦ Salt ✦ Sweet Potato

 Banned Books: Beloved ✦ Candide ✦ Curved River ✦ Doctor Zhivago ✦ Frankenstein ✦ Gatsby  ✦ Howl ✦ Leaves of Grass ✦ Persepolis

 Bee Species: Blueberry ✦ Honeybee ✦ Hoverfly ✦ Leafcutter ✦ Mason ✦ Squash ✦ Sweat

 Blogs that follow tarotfurbyandchill (with links; I do not specifically endorse any of the following and if they’re problematic, please tell me and I’ll remove them): Artho ✦ Beautiful Azalea ✦ Dopwangel ✦ Lethargic Lesbian ✦ Monsieur Raspberry ✦ Muck ✦ Neon Nightmare ✦ Plastic Bile ✦ Shyopossum ✦ Small Bird ✦ Vampyre Willow ✦ Yuck

 Carmen Sandiego Villains: Anita Dayoff ✦ Ann Arky ✦ Art Schrival ✦ Barb Dwyer ✦ Baron Wasteland ✦ Belle Igerant ✦  Carmine ✦ Carri Daway ✦ Contessa ✦ Cy Berpunk ✦ Dee Cryption ✦ Dinah Myte ✦ Double Trouble ✦ Electra Vector ✦ Hannah Lulu ✦ Indy Slammer ✦ Jacqueline Hyde ✦ Jane Reaction ✦ Jess U. Wait ✦ Lars Vegas ✦ Patty Larceny ✦ Ruth Less ✦ Sarah Nade ✦ Top Grunge ✦ Vic the Slick ✦ Wonder Rat

 Crab Names (according to an online generator literally titled “pet crab name generator”):  Chester ✦ Crabbitz ✦ Crusty ✦ Grabandhold ✦ Hermi ✦ iSnap ✦ Muffin ✦ Ripple ✦ Sheldon ✦ Waddle

 Chillwave Names: Blanket Vessel ✦ Brite Rocket ✦ Cold Marrow ✦ Cloud Control ✦ Deer Shade ✦ Dune Summer ✦ Eternal Ash ✦ Failure Gloss ✦ Forever Locket ✦ Inner Glitter ✦ Lost Vessel ✦ Sand Black ✦ Shore Champ ✦ Siamese Arrow ✦ Sonic Fear ✦ Teardrop Elixir ✦ Temporary Bones ✦ Topaz Angst

 Colors of the Nintendo DS: Cosmo Black ✦ Felyne White ✦ Flame Red ✦ Galaxy ✦ Ice White ✦ Metal Slime ✦ Turquoise

 Color Swatch Names (you can Google “*name here* color” if you want to see what it looks like!): Absolute Zero ✦ Aero ✦ African Violet ✦ Alabama Crimson ✦ Alabaster ✦ Alice Blue ✦ Alien Armpit (no, I’m not kidding) ✦ Almond ✦ Amaranth ✦ Amazonite ✦ Ao ✦ Apricot ✦ Arctic Lime ✦ Arsenic ✦ Artichoke ✦ Atomic Tangerine ✦ Auburn ✦ Avocado ✦ Axolotl ✦ Azure ✦ Baby Blue ✦ Baby Powder ✦ Banana Mania ✦ Beau Blue ✦ Bisque ✦ Bistre ✦ Bitter Lemon ✦ Bittersweet Summer ✦ Blood Orange ✦ Blush ✦ Bottle Green ✦ Canary ✦  Chartreuse ✦ Cinnabar ✦ Cobalt Blue ✦ Cyber Grape ✦ Dust Storm ✦ Eucalyptus ✦ Flattery ✦ Folly ✦ Golden Poppy ✦ Gunmetal ✦ Honeydew ✦ Inchworm ✦ Irresistible ✦ Lemon Chiffon ✦ Limerick ✦ Lotion ✦ Mardi Gras ✦ Milk ✦ Papaya Whip ✦ Princess Perfume ✦ Quincy ✦ Rose Vale ✦ Rust ✦ Saffron ✦ Sasquatch Socks ✦ Sepia ✦ Shampoo ✦ Sienna ✦ Silver Foil ✦ Soap ✦ Spicy Mix ✦ Temptress ✦ Thistle ✦ Tumbleweed ✦ Volt ✦ White Coffee ✦ Xanadu

 Crayola Color Names: Baby Powder ✦ Blush ✦ Canary ✦ Carmine ✦ Cerise ✦ Cerulean Forest ✦ Cornflower ✦ Cosmic Cobalt ✦ Dandelion ✦ Goldenrod ✦ Jazzberry Jam ✦ Magic Mint ✦ Maize ✦ Maui Sunset ✦ Melon ✦ Midnight Pearl ✦ Misty Moss ✦ New Sneakers ✦ Razzmatazz ✦ Rose Dust ✦ Scarlet ✦ Shrimp Cocktail ✦ Sizzling Sunset ✦ Spring Frost ✦ Sunglow ✦ Thistle

 Death Deities: Azrael ✦ Donn ✦ Dullahan ✦ Hades ✦ Kalma ✦ Keres ✦ Mania ✦ Styx ✦ Tartarus

 Disney, Character names (requested by anon): Anna ✦ Ariel ✦ Bambi ✦ Baymax ✦ Belle ✦ Bellwether ✦ Boo ✦ Chesire ✦ Chip ✦ Clarabelle ✦ Clawhauser ✦ Daisy ✦ Dale ✦ Dopey ✦ Dot ✦ Duchess ✦ Drizella ✦ Eeyore ✦ Elsa ✦ Esmeralda ✦ Fauna ✦ Flik ✦ Flounder ✦ Flynn ✦ Gaston ✦ GoGo ✦ Goob ✦ Goofy ✦ Hades ✦ Hiro ✦ Jafar ✦ Jasmine ✦ Judy ✦ Kovu ✦ Lady ✦ Launchpad ✦ Lumiere ✦ Maleficent ✦ Marlin ✦ Meg ✦ Merryweather ✦ Mickey ✦ Minnie ✦ Mushu ✦ Nala ✦ Nemo ✦ Pacha ✦ Pascal ✦ Pongo ✦ Remy ✦ Roz ✦ Scar ✦ Scuttle ✦ Simba ✦ Sneezy ✦ Stitch ✦ Sven ✦ Sully ✦ Syndrome ✦ Thumper ✦ Tigger ✦ Tramp ✦ Vanellope ✦ Violet ✦ Wasabi ✦ Wendy ✦ Woody ✦ Yzma ✦ Zazu

 Dungeons and Dragons Monsters: Basilisk ✦ Blight ✦ Bugbear ✦ Chimera ✦ Darkmantle ✦ Dracolich ✦ Gorgon ✦ Hobgoblin ✦ Imp ✦ Landwyrm ✦ Mimic ✦ Sprite

 Fairy names from a suspiciously 2000s-looking website (and supposed translations): Abella ('the beautiful') ✦ Acacia ('flower') ✦ Adorabelle ('the adored and beautiful') ✦ Ailive ('elf darling') ✦ Alalia ('not talkative') ✦ Alina ('the fair') ✦ Alura ('elf peace') ✦ Alysia ('of captivating power') ✦ Alzena ('a woman') ✦ Amber-Jewelle ('orange beauty') ✦ Ambrosine ('the immortal') ✦ Amelinda ('the loved and beautiful' ) ✦ Araxia ('of the river') ✦ Ariella ('ethereal', 'airy') ✦ Aurelie ('immortal') ✦ Azura ('sky jewel') ✦ Bliss ('she that makes me happy') ✦ Caelia ('fairy queen') ✦ Calista ('the most beautiful') ✦ Cameo ('ivory jewel') ✦ Candace (‘iridescent, incandescent') ✦ Carita ('luna, moonlit beauty') ✦ Cerylia ('a sea bird') ✦ Cein ('jewelled') ✦ Celinette ('the moon') ✦ Chrissanth ('gold flower') ✦ Christalle ('translucent') ✦ Chryseis ('the golden') ✦ Clairette ('bright and clear')  ✦ Cleantha ('glory flower') ✦ Cymbeline ('melody') ✦ Delicia ('delightful') ✦ Desta French ('destiny') ✦ Deva ('the divine') ✦ Dwynwen ('white wave') ✦ Elgiva ('elf gift') ✦ Elodie ('water thyme') ✦ Eloiny ('precious') ✦ Emerenta ('to glisten') ✦ Epifania ('the manifestation') ✦ Elysia (‘blissful beauty') ✦ Estrellita ('little star') ✦ Euclea ('the glorious')  ✦ Euphraxia ('to delight the heart and mind') ✦ Evvie ('life') ✦ Eliska-June ('sweetly scented') ✦ Fay/Faye (‘fairy or elf') ✦ Fayette ('fairy fate') ✦ Faylinn ('fairy kingdom') ✦ Fayre ('fair one') ✦ Fialka ('violet') ✦ Felicitae ('happy one') ✦ Fossette ('little dimple') ✦ Gaea ('earth goddess') ✦ Glykera ('the sweet') ✦ Hyacynthie  ('fragrant warmth') ✦ Ianthine ('frail flower') ✦ Ilona ('beautiful, of the light' ) ✦ Jarita 'a bird' ✦ Jewele ('jewel') ✦ Lunette ('little shining one') ✦ Loxy ('loving') ✦ Meliantha ('honey; sweet flower')  ✦ Niada ('river nymph') ✦ Niamh ("brightness" or "eternal youth”) ✦ Nata ('dancer') ✦ Nyx ('of the night') ✦ Nolana ('little bell') ✦ Nissa ('elf') ✦ Olinda ('sweetly fragrant') ✦ Oona ('old Irish') ✦ Pherenice ('heavenly blue flower') ✦ Rosalva ('pretty rose') ✦ Sarette ('princess') ✦ Shea ('fairy palace') ✦ Sorcha ('dark princess') ✦ Tania ('fairy queen') ✦ Tertia ('3rd born fairy') ✦ Tyballa ('people’s princess') ✦ Tryphosa ('the delicate') ✦ Tita ('safe') ✦ Trixy ('she that makes me happy') ✦ Tunder ('fairy') ✦ Una ('the one') ✦ Vashti ('the beautiful') ✦ Xylia ('of the forest') ✦ Zuleika ('the fair')

 Food: Albacore ✦ Alfalfa ✦ Apples ✦ Avocado Roll ✦ Bagel ✦ Barley ✦ Basundi ✦ Batter ✦ Bisque ✦ Blondie ✦ Blue Raspberry ✦ Bratwurst ✦ Brownie ✦ Bruschetta ✦ Burrito ✦ Buttercream ✦ Buttermilk ✦ Cheddar ✦ Cheesecake ✦ Chowder ✦ Chimichanga ✦ Clotted Cream ✦ Cocoa Krispy ✦ Cream Cheese ✦ Donut ✦ Dumpling ✦ Eggnog ✦ Enchilada ✦ Fajita ✦ French Toast ✦ Frosting ✦ Funfetti ✦ Glaze ✦ Gnocchi ✦ Grits ✦ Guasacaca ✦ Gumbo ✦ Ham ✦ Hershey ✦ Italian Ice ✦ Kabob ✦ Lemon Pie ✦ Linguini ✦ Linzer Tart ✦ Macadamia ✦ Mac and Cheese ✦ M & M ✦ Meatball ✦ Pancake ✦ Parmesan ✦ Peanut ✦ Pecan ✦ Pizza ✦ Quiche ✦ Quinoa ✦ Raisin ✦ Red Velvet ✦ Reese ✦ Salt ✦ Sausage ✦ Scrambled Egg ✦ Sherbet ✦ Slushie ✦ S’mores ✦ Soft Serve ✦ Spinach ✦ Thin Mint ✦ Twizzler ✦ Waffle ✦ Walnut ✦ Wheat ✦ Yogurt ✦ Yolk ✦ Ziti

 Food that I have eaten in the last 48 hours: Brie ✦ Cantaloupe ✦ Caprese ✦ Carrot ✦ Cheez It ✦ Egg ✦ Famous Amos ✦ Homefry ✦ Snow Caps ✦ Syrup

 Gender Neutral Names: Addison ✦ Adrian ✦ Albie ✦ Alex ✦ Ash ✦ Aubrey ✦ Avery ✦ Bailey ✦ Beau ✦ Blair ✦ Blaine ✦ Blake ✦ Brady ✦ Brynn ✦ Casey ✦ Carey ✦ Charlie/Charley ✦ Cody ✦ Corey Dana/Dane ✦ Devin/Devon ✦ Dorian ✦ Drew ✦ Dylan/Dillon ✦ Eden ✦ Eli ✦ Elliott ✦ Ellis ✦ Ellery ✦ Emerson ✦ Emery ✦ Finley ✦ Florian ✦ Flynn ✦ Francis/Frances ✦  Frankie ✦ George ✦ Gray ✦ Grayson ✦ Hadley ✦ Harley ✦ Harper ✦ Hayden ✦ Hunter ✦ Jackie ✦ Jaden/Jayden ✦  Jamie ✦ Jay ✦ Jean ✦ Jesse/Jessie ✦ Jordan ✦ Joss ✦ Jude ✦ Jules ✦ Julian ✦ Kai ✦ Kaden/Caden ✦ Keegan ✦ Kelly ✦ Kendall ✦ Kennedy ✦ Lane ✦ Lee/Leigh ✦ Leighton ✦ Lennon ✦ Linden ✦ Logan ✦ Lux ✦ Mack ✦ Mackenzie ✦ Madison ✦ Marley/Marleigh ✦ Max ✦ Micah/Mika ✦ Mickey ✦ Morgan ✦ Nico ✦ Nicky ✦ Noel ✦ Oakley ✦ Ollie ✦ Orion ✦ Paris ✦ Parker ✦ Pat/Patty ✦ Pax/Paxton ✦ Payton/Peyton ✦ Perry ✦ Piper ✦ Phoenix ✦ Quinn ✦ Ray/Rae ✦ Reagan ✦ Reed/Reid ✦ Reese/Rhys ✦ Riley/Reilly ✦ River ✦ Robin ✦ Rory ✦ Rowan ✦ Rudy ✦ Ryan

 Hurricane Names: Arlene ✦ Bonnie ✦ Bret ✦ Camille ✦ Cleo ✦ Fabian ✦ Felix ✦ Fifa ✦ Flora ✦ Frances ✦ Greta ✦ Gustave ✦ Hilda ✦ Hugo ✦ Ike ✦ Irene ✦ Isidore ✦ Ivan ✦ Joaquin ✦ Katrina ✦ Klaus ✦ Lenny ✦ Opal ✦ Ophelia ✦ Otto ✦ Rita ✦ Roxanne ✦ Wilma

 Lake Names: Champlain ✦ Club ✦ Dingle ✦ Rainy ✦ Rush ✦ Salt ✦ Skadar ✦ Victoria ✦ Volta

 Legendary Creatures: Alicanto ✦ Arion ✦ Bugbear ✦ Callisto ✦ Cinnamon Bird ✦ Cockatrice ✦ Encantado ✦ Harpy ✦ Hellhound ✦ Jackalope ✦ Kelpie ✦ Lamia ✦ Onikuma ✦ Pegasus ✦ Pooka ✦ Selket ✦ Selkie ✦ Tengu ✦ Thoth ✦ Qilin ✦ Zu

 LGBT Bookstore Names: Antigone ✦ Calamus ✦ Charis ✦ Common Language ✦ Outwords ✦ Wild Iris

 Lisa Frank, Character Names (yeah, they had names, I’m as shocked as you): Dotty Paws ✦ Emerald ✦ Forrest ✦ Iris ✦ Lily ✦ Markie ✦ Rainbow Reef (technically a location in the *~Lisa Frank lore~*) ✦ Rainbow Chaser ✦ Rose ✦ Skye ✦ Spotty ✦ Valerie

 Locales: Amarillo ✦ Amazon ✦ Amery ✦ Ankara ✦ Ashanti ✦ Avalon ✦ Bahama ✦ Barbados ✦ Bermuda ✦ Canterbury ✦ Capri ✦ Casablanca ✦ Chaco ✦ Chicago ✦ Chita ✦ Congo ✦ Corfu ✦ Cork ✦ Cuba ✦ Cyprus ✦ Dakota ✦ Dallas ✦ Danube ✦ Darwin ✦ Delphi ✦ Ecuador ✦ Everest ✦ Fiji ✦ Galapagos ✦ Joplin ✦ Kilimanjaro ✦ Lagos ✦ Myra ✦ Oahu ✦ Pacific ✦ Rhine ✦ Salem ✦ Tuscany ✦ Vegas

 “Me Sleep Again”-Appropriate Names: Aurora ✦ Daydream ✦ Doze ✦ Sandman ✦ Shuteye ✦ Snore ✦ Trance ✦ Wink

 Music Artist Names: Arcade Fire ✦ Black Sabbath ✦ Chainsmokers ✦ Florence ✦ Halestorm ✦ Little Mix ✦ Madeon ✦ Omniboi ✦ Slayer ✦ Slime Girls ✦ Waterparks ✦ Weezer

 Mute Furby Names: Bean ✦ Chane ✦ Chell ✦ Gordon ✦ Groucho ✦ Molk ✦ Muffle ✦ Tih ✦ Tishina ✦ Tyla

 My Little Pony, Character Names: Adagio Dazzle ✦ Apple Bumpkin ✦ Apple Munchies ✦ Banana Fluff ✦ Berry Dreams ✦ Blossomforth ✦ Blueverry Curls ✦ Bumblesweet ✦ Button Mash ✦ Charm ✦ Cheese Sandwich ✦ Chestnut Magnifico ✦  Cherry Jubilee ✦ Coco Crusoe ✦ Coconut Cream ✦ Dance Fever ✦ Drizzle ✦ Eff Stop ✦ Elbow Grease ✦  Fine Line ✦ Florina Tart ✦ Gilda ✦ Heart Throb ✦ High Winds ✦ Honey Rays ✦ Junebug ✦ Juniper Montage ✦ Lemon Heart ✦ Lickety Split  ✦ Lighting Dust ✦ Lilac Links ✦ Lucky Star ✦ Mango Dash ✦ Masquerade ✦ Meadow Flower ✦ Orange Swirl ✦ Parasol ✦ Party Favor ✦ Peachbottom ✦ Photo Finish ✦ Powder ✦ Tealove ✦ Thunderlane ✦ Toola Roola ✦ Tree Hugger ✦ Trixie ✦ Truffle ✦ Twilight Velvet ✦ Rainy Feather ✦ Rare Find ✦  Rarity ✦ Sassaflash ✦ Screwball ✦ Snuzzle ✦ Spitfire ✦ Spring Forward ✦ Sprinkle Melody ✦ Star Hunter ✦ Starlight Glimmer ✦ Strawberry Sunrise ✦ Stellar Eclipse ✦ Sweetcream Scoops ✦ Sugar Belle ✦ Sugarcoat ✦ Sunburst ✦ Surprise ✦ Vapor Trail ✦ Violet Blurr ✦ Whiplash ✦ White Lightning ✦ Windy Whistles ✦ Wisp ✦ Zipporwhill

 Names from the “Anime Companion” books I bought with real money in sixth grade (I have no idea if these actually translate to what they claim to translate to, take with a grain of salt): Cha (Tea) ✦ Gekkin (Moon Lute) ✦ Ikki (Peasant Revolt) ✦ Ikura (Fish Eggs) ✦ Taiko (Drum) ✦ Tsubame (Swallow) ✦ Tsuru (Crane) ✦ Kaiju (Giant Monster) ✦ Pachinko ✦ Yakisoba (Noodles)

 Okami, Character Names (I just really love this game, man): Amaterasu ✦ Blight ✦ Issun ✦ Jorogumo ✦ Kamiki (Village Name) ✦ Kushi✦ Orochi ✦ Sakuya ✦ Susano ✦ Yami ✦ Yumigami

 Orcish: Gashraz ✦ Glurfish ✦ Krogak ✦ Lambl ✦ Lorban ✦ Mork ✦ Murbug ✦ Shazrub ✦ Shelern

 Pizza Chain Restaurants: California Pizza Kitchen ✦ Dominoes ✦ Little Caeser’s ✦ Papa John ✦ Pizza Hut ✦ Uno

 Plants and Vegetation: Acorn ✦ Aspen ✦ Balsam ✦ Banyan ✦ Beech ✦ Blueberry ✦ Candleberry ✦ Checkerberry ✦ Fern ✦ Phlox ✦ Pine ✦ Chicory ✦ Pichi ✦ Gooseberry ✦ Hawthorn ✦ Juniper ✦ Mistletoe ✦ Myrrh ✦ Salvia ✦ Underbrush  ✦ Yarrow

 Precious Stones: Carnelian ✦ Coral ✦ Citrine ✦ Druzy ✦ Garnet ✦ Jade ✦ Jasper ✦ Kyanite ✦ Lava Rock ✦ Moonstone ✦ Mystic Quartz ✦ Obsidian ✦ Onyx ✦ Rhodonite ✦ Selenite ✦ Serpentine ✦ Sunstone ✦ Tiger Iron ✦ Zircon

 Roller Coaster Names: Acrobat ✦ Afterburn ✦ Apocalypse ✦ Behemoth ✦ Bizarro ✦ Boomerang ✦ Bullet ✦ Cornball Express ✦ Cyclone ✦ Dodonpa ✦ Fujiyama ✦ Goliath ✦ Montu ✦ Nitro ✦ Phantom’s Revenge ✦ Raptor ✦ Steel Dragon 2000 ✦ Viper ✦ Vortex

 Sanrio, Character Names: Charmmy ✦ Chibimaru ✦ Cinnamoroll ✦ Keroppi ✦ Kuromi ✦ Mimmy ✦ My Melody ✦ Tuxedo Sam

 Scooby Doo Villians: Amos Crunch ✦ Baba Yaga ✦ Cackling Skeleton ✦ Creeper ✦ Headless Specter ✦ Mr. Wickles ✦ Pietro ✦ Redbeard ✦ Spooky Space Kook

 Scott Pilgrim, Character Names: Envy ✦ Gideon ✦ Kim ✦ Knives ✦ Ramona ✦ Scott ✦ Wallace

 Seapunk Names: † вода 韵律 † ✦ ▩ LIL CORE ▩ ✦ SAMSUNG ∞WAVE ✦ ☥ ṪHE F00TB∀TH ☥

 Shakespearean Names: Balthasar ✦ Benedick ✦ Benvolio ✦ Caesar ✦ Calpurnia ✦ Caius ✦ Cassandra ✦ Cassius ✦ Ceres ✦ Cicero ✦ Claudio ✦ Corin ✦ Demetrius ✦ Desdemona ✦ Diana ✦ Edmund ✦ Helena ✦ Hero ✦ Iago ✦ Iris ✦ Jessica ✦ Juliet ✦ Lennox ✦ Luce ✦ Macbeth ✦ Mercutio ✦ Octavia ✦ Othello ✦ Portia ✦ Prospero ✦ Puck ✦ Regan ✦ Romeo ✦ Rosaline ✦ Silvia ✦ Tybalt ✦ Ursula ✦ Valentine

 Shawn Wasabi Songs: Burnt Rice ✦ HOTTO DOGU ✦ i lost all my eggs ✦ Marble Soda ✦ Otter Pop ✦ Spicy Boyfriend

 Small Town Names (every town listed is from the US and has less than 1,000 residents!): Angelica ✦ Arietta ✦ Avella ✦ Belmont ✦ Blanca ✦ Bliss ✦ Colt ✦ Damascus ✦ Delta ✦ Errol ✦ Garfield ✦ Granger ✦ Grove ✦ Holly Grove ✦ King Salmon ✦ Kraemer ✦ Marlow ✦ Morris ✦ Minerva ✦ Noble ✦ Orient ✦ Otto ✦ Ovid ✦ Pitkin ✦ Ravenden ✦ Rose Bud ✦ Schaghticoke ✦ Sugarloaf ✦ Venice ✦ Victory ✦ Welcome

Song Names (suggested by sea-slug-flow): Absolute Territory ✦ Aftermath ✦ Apollo ✦ Cake by the Ocean ✦ Eros ✦ Flamingo ✦ Gimmie Chocolate ✦ Hollaback ✦ Hot Milk ✦ Lowlife ✦ Sick Beat ✦ Sixteen Candles ✦ Strobelite ✦ Sugar and Cream ✦ Summer Holiday ✦ Wonderland

 Star Names: Aries ✦ Bootes ✦ Cassiopeiae ✦ Chameleon ✦ Fornax ✦ Gamma ✦ Gemini ✦ Lyrae ✦ Hydra ✦ Iota ✦ Orion ✦ Pavo ✦ Pegasus ✦ Ursa

 State Nicknames: Bluegrass ✦ Centennial ✦ Evergreen ✦ Gem ✦ Golden ✦ Last Frontier ✦ Magnolia ✦ Peace Garden ✦ Show Me ✦ Sunflower ✦ Treasure

 Tamagotchis: Kuchipatchi ✦ Lovelitchi ✦ Makiko ✦ Mametchi ✦ Memetchi ✦ Petipuchi ✦ Violetchi

 Thrift Store Names (at least according to a Buzzfeed article I read): 10 Feet Single ✦ Collective ✦ Ditto ✦ Junkee ✦ Monk ✦ Pretty Penny ✦ Rumors ✦ Strange Cargo ✦ Unclaimed Baggage

 Toy Robots: Bender ✦ Billybot ✦ Buster ✦ Garloo ✦ Ideal ✦ Newton ✦ Paya ✦ Piston ✦ Pleo ✦ Simpathetic ✦ Smatty ✦ Spacedog ✦ Zoomer

 Vaporwave: </body> ✦ Anthology ✦ Arizona ✦ Banshee ✦ Crystal Vessel ✦ Dodge Viper 2000 ✦ High Fructose ✦ Macintosh ✦ Playstation 64 ✦ Polygon Dream ✦ PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH ✦  Saint Pepsi ✦ Space Cowboy ✦ SYNEFELD ✦ Utopia ✦ .WAV

 Victorian Names: Augustus ✦ Ada ✦ Alice ✦ Arabella ✦ Beryl ✦ Blanche ✦ Bram ✦ Cassius ✦ Clementine ✦ Cora ✦ Edward ✦ Grover ✦ Ives ✦ Lottie ✦ Luella ✦ Oliver ✦ Vinnie

 Watership Down, Character Names: Bigwig ✦ Blackberry ✦ Dandelion ✦ Fiver ✦ Frith ✦ Hazel ✦ Hyzenthlay ✦ Pipkin ✦ Woundwort

 Warner Brothers, Character Names: Bugs ✦ Cecil ✦ Daffy ✦ Foghorn ✦ Junior ✦ Lola ✦ Porky ✦ Road Runner ✦ Sniffles ✦ Sylvester ✦ Tweety ✦ Marc Atony ✦ Marvin ✦ Witch Hazel

 Words and phrases that stuck out to me in poems: Ever Tenacious ✦ Frosty ✦ Harvest of Sighs ✦ Hurricane ✦ Pale Branches ✦ Shining Beads ✦ Undone ✦ Yield

 Words of the Day from Merriam-Webster: Dithyram (Poem/writing written in an erratic or excited strain) ✦ Fey (Fairy) ✦ Garble (Sift impurities from) ✦ Hebetude (Lethargy) ✦ Vermicular (Wormlike in motion) ✦ Waif (Thin Woman)

 Youtube Music Artists: In Love With a Ghost ✦ Pogo ✦ Ramune ✦ Snail

[phantomrose96]

Hi two questions really quick 1 how are you so cute and 2 why don't you post more photos of your cute face?

1) HEY THANKS

2) Look anon, you don’t know just how dog-eat-dog the Shitpost industry is. Any Joe with at least 3 fingers and a keyboard can make memes, smack a caption onto an image macro and BAM. theyre in. so how do you get to the top tier of the shitpost hierarchy, anon? you gotta claw. and climb. and sell some people out to your friendly local mafia. 80 hours a week minimum of meme content to make a name for yourself in this hellscape. and oh boy, boy the hopeful memers who’d delight to tear you down. you know why memeing is a male-dominated industry? its because people dont wanna accept a girl as Top Funnyman. they’ll sneer at you and say, “people only like you for your face, not for your stellar loss.jpeg edit of Griffin Mcelroy and Sasuke Uchiha.” the yearly shitpost council is convening soon. and if you dont pass your meme evaluation (also known and memevaluation) you get doxxed to a bunch of angry 15 year olds. i wont have my brand of meme fuckery besmirched by the rumor that ive only amassed my following with tantalizing grainy iPhone selfies taken from like 10 feet away because thats the only full-body mirror i own. i wont have it. i built this empire on shitty cartoon commentary and keysmash fanfiction. i wont see it fall because of the sexism inherent in the system.