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“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus
#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them#because of course they would#but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught#because then the seagulls descended#but listen okay#Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys#because i dunno#i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle#NPMD#nerdy prudes must die#for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all#Pete Spankoffski#Stephanie Lauter#Richie Lipschitz#Ruth Fleming#Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics#i forget who anatomy is#i seriously don’t know her#esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms#Art#fanart#Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links?#that's all i got for you#also im so sorry steph my beloved#i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain#starkid#hatchetfield#//Komic
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i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without
#don’t get me wrong#wade and vanessa are going to end up back together again if there’s ever another deadpool movie#and then he’ll lose her again for whatever reason#because that’s just how it goes#ignore the fact that logan tells wade to talk to vanessa and i’d be convinced that the ending was supposed to imply them being canon tbh#not gonna delude myself into believing poolverine will ever be genuinely and seriously canon#but shippingwise#i think this’s why i’ve latched onto poolverine despite some of the similarities between cable & logan#with cable it was never gonna be serious#despite it being fun to ship them and enjoy their dynamic#but#with logan… storywise… it makes so much sense for them to be endgame#they both were at terrible points in their lives and really needed each other#not just to fix each other’s problems. but they needed someone who was so on their own level that they could fix each other#not in a healthy way. but#yknow#anyway#idk i’m kinda rambling about nothing here#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan#um#logan howlett#<- ….i guess#poolverine#deadclaws
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atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again
#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞#like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic#like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean#but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did#isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!)#and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out#copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh#honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE#its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its#genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!!#the old guard
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personally I think that all queer books should have a “special edition” with a subtle cover (and a code name if it’s necessary) for all of the people in homophobic areas
#it’s me I’m people#no but seriously we’re out here in the trenches smuggling queer books and desperately hoping our parents/family/friends won’t find out#I have stack of all the queer books I own in a bag underneath a bunch of clothes IN MY ATTIC CRAWL SPACE so that they don’t get found#and the amount of times I’ve had to switch out a cover on one hardback for a cover of a different hardback is insane#my sister thinks I’ve read The Shadows Between Us like 6 times but most of the time it was actually RW&RB#it gets ridiculous#for example#to get RW&RB in the first place my twin had to stuff the book under her shirt while we were in the bookstore#buy it herself in all cash#and then hide it again as we left#so please I am begging for “special edition’’ books like this ��😭#literature#lqbtq#queer#queer books#gay#lesbian#trans#bisexual#books and reading#booklr#homophobia#pride month
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Hey, so, am I the only one who remembers that just a few episodes ago—and literally just the other night in-game—Orym was given Otohan’s sword the first time and the group agreed that it should be his to deal with? That he walked off on his own with it, full of grief and anguish, and they all let him have his moment? How that was literally just a day ago?
And now, just a day later, Laudna is looking at him with total betrayal that he’s actually wielding the sword.
Just a thought.
#the nerve of him to make a decision about the weapon that everyone in the group agreed to let him make a decision about#no but seriously I love these crazy fuckers so much#I don’t know if I could handle that kind of hypocrisy and inner-party conflict at my table#but it is so goddamn delicious watching it play out on the big screen#also someone get laudna some help and stop enabling her addiction please?#critical role#cr spoilers#bells hells#cr orym#cr laudna#orym of the air ashari#laudna
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So whose going to tell these people that Elain was friends with the shadow twins before Nesta was friends with Gwyn and Emerie? How are Elain fans copying y’all by talking about her trio when canonically her trio existed before Nesta’s😭?
Seriously though the possessiveness Nesta fans feel over normal things is so…? They’re some of the most envious people in this fandom because how are you gatekeeping friendships? It’s canon that they’re friends. It’s canon that they spend more time with her than her own sisters. It’s canon that they’re friends with her not because they’re getting paid for it but because they like spending time with her (they literally rejected when Feyre tried to give them a raise for helping Elain). Elain’s life does not revolve around Nesta and she does have outside relationships that matter to her. Y’all need to just cope with that.
Like having friends is copying someone now? Please go outside platonic relationships are normal.
And secondly how are you gate keeping a court that already belongs to Rhys😭? “Elain fans try to steal Dusk from Nesta” now how can they steal something from Nesta that doesn’t belong to her in the first place? The Dusk Court/Prison does not belong to Elain or Nesta and it’s already said that even if it’s an 8th court, it still falls under Rhys’ jurisdiction. His blood is the only thing that can open the gates. You’re gatekeeping territory that already has Rhys’ name slapped on it. But you want to talk about fans copying and stealing from other characters?
And it’s funny how people only have an issue with saying another character is going to get Gwydion when it’s Elain. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think she’s going to get it because I’m personally not an “Elain becoming a warrior and wielding a powerful sword” girlie but why is it this big discourse only when it comes to her? Mind you, y’all aren’t even arguing over how her becoming a warrior and getting Gwydion wouldn’t fit her character (which would be valid)…y’all are arguing over her “taking” something from Nesta. Which makes no sense because almost every character is foreshadowed (by this fandom) to wield Gwydion and y’all don’t have as much of an issue with that.
Like I’ve even seen some theories about Nyx, a baby, getting it (because if the High Ruler plot does happen he would be a future High King) and it wasn’t a big deal. It’s like people understand that Nesta did not claim that sword the way she did with Ataraxia until Elain is brought into the conversation. We can make fanart and create theories of every character under the sun with that sword but you better not even think about Elain getting it.
From gatekeeping Motherly relationships, friendships, a court that doesn’t even belong to Nesta, and a sword I think it’s safe to say Nesta fans have officially lost it.
#elain archeron#nesta archeron#feyre archeron#archeron sisters#elain hasn’t even had her book yet and she’s already pissing people off over mundane things#being mad over a friendship that has nothing to do with nesta? seriously.#Nesta fans get so upset over Feyre and Elain’s friendships because they have nothing to do with Nesta and she’s not included in any of them#gwyneth berdara#emerie of illyria#dusk court#nuala and cerridwen#elain x nuala x cerridwen#elriel#pro elriel#elain x azriel#gwydion#also I haven’t really seen elain fans try to ‘steal’ the mother from nesta. elain’s relationship with the cauldron is what people really#find interesting because there more knowledge and substance behind it#azriel#pro elain#y’all leave that girl alone y’all aren’t even criticizing her for valid reasons but simply because you’re a miserable and jealous person#like I would like if elain and feyre had some sort of relationship too but you don’t see me out here devaluing every other relationship#elain has because I’m upset that she isn’t super close to feyre. it’s NOT that serious.
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oh so THAT’S what you guys meant about persona 4.
#finally seriously attempting to finish it. just got to naoto’s whole. thing. jesus christ#btw i thought playing persona 5 on the family tv was bad but NOTHING prepares you for your 55 year old mother#watching you play through rise’s midnight channel scene. truly. and i can’t even explain what the hell is going on because I DONT KNOW#i am enjoying it though. i’d die and kill for nanako in a heartbeat#and i’m very slowly getting dojima to stop neglecting her which is great 😐👍#deeply scared for what is to come though because i still don’t know JACK SHIT#i feel like at this point in persona 5 i at least had a suspect. like i knew akechi was WEIRD at the very least#anyways. wish me luck everyone i haven’t actually saved naoto yet and im pretty sure im very underleveled#personal
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#swtor#sith warrior#eralei audroti#gonna ramble in the tags real quick hope u don’t mind#six years ago today i created one of my most beloved characters of my whole entire life#and i may not really Go Here(TM) anymore but i still love her just the same#i can’t even really put into words how much she means to me#without getting too much into it…as corny as it sounds she really did help me realize so much about myself#im no stranger to putting myself in a character... i have been doing this since i was a child#but there are such sacred precious pieces of me in eralei#pieces i never even realized i planted#and i will forever be thankful for this beautiful little creation of mine#she inspired me so much#led me to deepen some friendships even#even though i don’t play swtor anymore she will always have a special place in my heart#i will seriously cherish her until the day i die#she may just be a fictional character in a video game born from my imagination#but to me she is so so so much more than that#happy birthday eralei#i love u
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No cause it’s so offensive to not defend your close friend who you know did nothing wrong WHILE on vacation that THEY took you to.
Why didn’t Garroth, Travis, and Nana jump in and say anything? Didn’t Garroth literally just mention a few episodes ago that Dante hasn’t dated anyone since Nana in Highschool? And Nana confirmed it by punching him, fully debunking the cheater propaganda and then Jess remembered that and showed us that he in fact didn’t cheat contradicting herself again for the 200th time. nah cause they were so fake to Dante I can’t believe he took them to a one week 5 star cruise afterwards none of them deserved it he’s better than me fr most annoying part of that season was when aphmau came in with her 4 foot self involving herself in something that had nothing to do w her and talking about some “where’s Dante I gotta teach him a lesson1!1!1 🤬” girl you barely reach his kneecap he can literally pick u up and throw you out of a window sit down you have much more important struggles to worry about like how your boyfriend can’t be around kids and how you almost dated your half brother. Now be grateful you’re even here in love love paradise mrs grown woman who swims with toddlers in the kiddies pool and Nicole.. you also grow up you’re crying childishly cause he doesn’t date you 💀 it’s not the end of world seriously get over it y’all never were and never will be a thing leave that man aloneeee there are many fish in the sea go date Katelyn instead if you want one with blue hair so badly
As usual Zane and Lucinda were the only reasonable, logical and smart two to not involve themselves in this mess
#And when Garroth and Travis were telling Dante to apologise.. Apologise for what? Not wanting to date somebody? 💀#mystreet#dante aphmau#aphblr#aphmau dante#minecraft diaries#garroth ro'meave#laurence zvhal#aaron lycan#aphverse#nicole von ronsenburg#aphmau#travis valkrum#zane romeave#Nicole’s very pretty too she can get anyone she wants but she’s crying over Dante who doesn’t want her? Like… his loss girl but don’t haras#him go date Katelyn or something if you want a partner with blue hair that badly#Lucinda aphmau#Dante mystreet#nana ashida#Don’t take this too seriously I’m not genuinely mad over blocks I like being overdramatic to make it sound more entertaining that’s all#I don’t genuinely hate anyone mentioned here#Except garte but I didn’t mention him just thought I’d say I hate him cause I do
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RIP to everyone who followed me or is liking the Bradley portion of my masterlist after @roosterforme reblogged that silly, little one-shot because this is essentially a Glen Powell blog 💀
#Liz speaks#Emily is getting me back for calling her a Jake blog#I just know it#well played ma’am#but in all seriousness#I don’t remember the last time I posted for anyone but a Glen character other than Scott haha
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Taryn is not a girls girl. That’s all I have to say
#to betray ur TWIN? to let her be HUMILIATED? ok#bye#even Cardan was out here tryna give Jude hints#even NICASIA was trying to hint to Jude#NICASIA#when Taryn said to Jude: nice braids#me: literally fuck off?? ok miss I’m not like other girls#goodnight#not hating on anyone who like Taryn/has a soft spot for her#we all have our controversial sides#seriously tho no hate#I’m so sensitive#I love you even if you don’t love me#jude duarte#the cruel prince#omg I didn’t think this would get the attention it got I’m dying this is the most hilarious thing#everyone pulled up I swear
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I’m really growing to appreciate that once we got Dune two and actually saw Florence Pugh take on the role of Irulan the paulirulan tag grew in size over the last couple of months. I’m glad I’m not the only one seeing the (potential) fail marriage of the century vision here. Denis can’t let me down the material is really all there.
This is not to say that I don’t like paulchani but the way Villanueve has changed certain aspects of Chani’s character (for the better in my opinion) has shifted how I feel about that dynamic. I’m not really sold on the passionate all consuming young love fest of it all, especially with how it’s played up in the books. Don’t get me wrong there are some beautiful lines but I can’t help but think about the missed opportunity with irulan (as a character and her relationship dynamics).
I also had my brain warped by Florence and Timothee’s chemistry in little women so I’m part of the apparent minority (?) that believes they’ll likely have better chemistry than paulchani. (Note: I have also seen racist stans on twitter praise their chemistry over zendaya and timothee on account of Zendaya being biracial which is disgusting and stupid, and definitely not a reason I prefer Timothee and Florence’s chemistry).
I could write a whole separate meta on what I like about Denis portrayal of Chani but it honestly boils down to her having more agency and actual principles. We as an audience know she comes back to Paul obviously, we just don’t know when and what changes her mind. Which is very intriguing because I’d like to know what Paul gets up to in that time of separation and how irulan is involved. I also think, if Denis were to go this route, Chani could play a key role in forming a resistance against Paul’s rule (something she could end up abandoning when she goes back to him, also interesting to study motivations there. I feel like that can get really dark with Paul involved). Then the two would be on opposing sides in the similar way I imagine paulirulan would be on opposing sides vying for power in different ways as they rule together (like Paul promised in Dune part two, another key difference from the book alluding to a more interesting complex dynamic).
All of this is to say I want a real love triangle that’s not really a love triangle bc everyone is doomed by the narrative and it’s all really dark and gross, thus making it romantic.
#truly I think it’s all about hating your wife but not actually hating your wife it just kind of 360s into loving her#but also loving your mistress#but also you’re incapable of love because you are a harbinger of Elder terrors#and you’re all doomed by the narrative#which 360s back to real romance#I hope you see what I’m getting at here#I don’t know I’m fucking rambling#whatever don’t take the seriously#but Rachel this is very serious#paul x irulan#paul x chani#paul atreides#irulan corrino#chani kynes#dune#dune part two#dune messiah#zendaya#timothée chalamet#florence pugh
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I’ve seen someone say that Sally was selfish and inconsiderate for telling Percy they need his room for Estelle???
#thoughts on this#?#personally#they got blocked#or actually they already pmo by being an annabeth anti this was the final straw#and it wasn’t just a passing comment they were full on saying Percy must’ve felt so excluded and depressed about it#but if I remember correctly he was overwhelmed with joy about the news of Sally’s pregnancy#he wasn’t upset about it right?#and I mean it is true they will need his room…#and he’s going to college#to have a future and eventually start a family with annabeth#I’m all for Percy angst but can we stop looking for it in places where it’s not there#and the subtle (not so subtle) Sally slander was new to me#I’ve never seen it before#I thought we all thought of her as a queen who does no wrong(don’t take this super seriously everyone makes mistakes I know that)#I hate that I clarify everything but ppl get mad over little things so clarification it is#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#hoo#sally jackson#sally jackson appreciation#no sally slander allowed#estelle#estelle blofis#estelle jackson would’ve ate#annabeth chase#chalice of the gods
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Saying that Sansa’s rest of the plot is in the Vale is like saying Arya’s rest of of the plot is in Braavos. Hope that helps.
#GET MY GIRL OUT OF THE VALE#what is she doing there?#seriously#fuck this shit#get them both to winterfell asap please#rebuild it together#or don’t#just come home#if I hear one more ‘oh Sansa has too much plot to cover in the Vale to come back to winterfell’#or ‘her plot is being the lady of the vale’#bad faith interpretations have no room in this household#my girl was praying for winterfell all the way back in acok#she went with LF thinking he’s taking her home back to WF#hiding behind horrible half baked theories isn’t going to save you#just come out and admit to yourself that you’re a Sansa hater on the main#and let us block you and live our lives in peace#I am so pissed today#everyday I have to see opinions of people who barely passed 8th grade literature on 3-dimensional women#the vein in my head is having a party#sansa stark#asoiaf#anti sansa antis
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Regardless of who you do or do not ship, those that get mad at people for viewing Wednesday as anything other than straight are just admitting that if they went to school with someone like Wednesday they wouldn’t have idolised her they would have bullied her. It’s giving, “she can be different but only in the ways I personally approve of” which is honestly the antithesis of her character.
#you’ll were tricked with main character syndrome I seriously don’t think you even like her at all#you can believe she’s straight if you want to#but getting unreasonably mad at people who think she isn’t???#sus#to the wenclair anti currently plaguing my inbox I thrive off being hated but find a valid reason first mmmkay#I assure you there is plenty#wednesday#wednesday addams#wednesday netflix#wednesday 2022#wenclair#enid x wednesday#ptbv
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i am not anti sam but i sometimes find myself hating sam because some samgirls are super into bio/gender essentialism whether or not they realize it. sam is a woman and dean is a man and sam is the victim and dean is his abuser like what show are you watching?
#as much as we all like to have fun these are two cis men characters who have roles to play in the narrative they don’t escape#they are both being abused. we find this out *fully* in s14#but it’s always been present. this is the abuse sam and dean winchester show#but some of y’all don’t actually understand abuse! you think abuse is just being mean and yelling#‘sam is a woman because his autonomy is taken away’ your idea of womanhood is fucked up and you should unpack that#if you compare sam to a woman because he’s been SA’d then you are WEIRD. they are both men canonically getting SAd????#like yes dean has some weird stuff about his own gender that he needs to unpack but it’s part of a mask?? like if u genuinely#believe that he seriously 100% believes this stuff then you don’t know his character at all#and yes their relationship is toxic but if you think for one second that there’s a genuine power imbalance then you’re sorely mistaken#dean’s entire identity is based around taking care of sam. sam can do wrong but not enough to be truly held accountable#it doesn’t matter what he does. dean will always protect him and be there and do whatever it takes to save him. he will always forgive him#and sam knows this and uses it to his advantage. he repeatedly goes behind dean’s back and avoids the communication he says is so important#he blames dean for shit that isn’t his fault because he’s there#and no he may not fight dean on stuff but he can. he often doesn’t because he doesn’t want to!#they enable each other and they don’t grow because they can’t because there’s always something else BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH BEING ABUSED BY GOD#they’re not allowed to take a break. they’re not allowed to slow down or stop or rethink it’s always the end of the world#so yes some of y’all annoy me with the ‘i wish dean was nicer in the midst of his trauma’#shit or saying that therapy fixes everything stuff or whatever#and the fact that so many of y’all use that to treat sam like some fragile white woman who can’t#have an opinion without her husband’s permission is WEIRD like your gender stuff is weird#and just repacked essentialism onto them. idc if you’re trans. unpack that shit cuz your meta is full#of rad fem friendly or adjacent shit if you refuse to talk about gender without using abuse as an argument#because that does not hold up in canon of these two FICTIONAL MEN!!! or in the real world#(edit: most of the stuff i see is by cis women but im saying ‘idc if ur trans’ bc it’s not exclusive to them)#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#wank adjacent#maybe just straight up#fandom wank
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