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HE'S A CRIMINAL
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"And where would that be, specifically? Hypothetically. How far of a walk? Do y'need a key to get in, or is there a passcode...?"
#I SEE YOU VILLAIN#sammy gutierrez#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#jwcc#roxie camp cretaceous#jurassic roxie#roxie
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The Father Doctor That Stepped Up
[NO SPOILERS ALLOWED]
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Mir ist gestern aufgefallen, dass die bubble, die vom Schmink-Anon weiß die Szene ganz anders aufnimmt, als die anderen.
Wir wissen es ist die Ruhe vor dem Sturm. Für andere wirkt es wie eine Szene mit viel tension, die aber durchaus gut ausgehen kann. Die haben einfach eine Szene als teaser gewählt, die wieder ein wenig Hoffnung gibt, obwohl sie komplett anders endet. Das SE promo team ist evil! Confirmed!*
Und damit guten Morgen zum ersten Montag der SE-Saison 🙃
* Also zumindest ein bisschen. Die Charakterbeschreibungen klingen gut.
#schloss einstein#i see you villain#not ready at all!#auch nicht f��r die real life pflichten am montag
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if we pay the oompa loompa a tenner I bet she’d stay and watch. she looks like she needs some fun. call the unknown and have a threeway.
The Grunka Lunka has suffered enough so we'll need to leave her be 😔 But I do have it on good authority that the Unknown sucks harder than a pipe in a chocolate river and they're into roleplay xx
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Can I just say, the cultural shift from lawyers are blood sucking demons to these people are our last line of defense from the police state is super sexy.
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Ha ha, boy, if you notice yourself picking up a new weird habit or thought process that really isn’t working for your life and you’ve ever had problems with mild-to-moderate OCD in the past, probably a good idea to hit up Mr. Google to see if your new little anxiety-producing buddy is immediately returning hits for... yep, that’s another potential expression of OCD.
Fun. Fun times.
#asshole wears many hats#at least it's comforting to know it's the same underneath#i see you villain#with your fucking villain mustache
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the amount of times I’ve started a ‘tiktok bestseller’ romance book knowing it’s going to be bad but just needing something harmless and fluffy only to get halfway through and be hit by the realisation it’s published reylo
#it’s like that bo burnham scarecrow thing#ITS A FUCKING REYLO AGAIN#this one tried to dupe me though bc they’d flipped the genders#I SEE YOU VILLAIN#it is still a harmless romance book but it’s also just bad hope that helps#plum.txt
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NOT YOU. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOT YOU
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spent the last four hours poring over session notes and writing out theories for what might be going on in this campaign and??
it’s all so meaty. so delicious. so sick and twisted. Ive gotta sleep on it before I send anything to the rest of the group to let the connections and conclusions I’m drawing stew a bit before serving. but like. ahhh?????
#this Damn Campaign has had me going pepe silvia style for over a year now and it just keeps ratcheting up every weeek#Leo if you’re reading this you’re a sick bastard for: “’well. things change-‘ he smiles; like a 1-man inside joke’#I SEE YOU VILLAIN
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i keep seeing people who have finished the game still refer to taash as she/her. i know what you are
#i see you villain#i don't care if you dislike the character but you clearly have a specific agenda if you keep using the wrong pronouns#this btw happens so much on the subreddit and the messages keep staying up so i guess mods don't really care
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Moon Chosen
#paid commission#by lavrikaspring on twt#listen every time I'm trying to save#for like a commission by another artist#this one drops a YCH EXTREMELY tailored to my oc#I SEE YOU VILLAIN#Ithilrin Starfall#my OC#moon chosen#lady of the silver moon#lord of the rings#noldor#the silmarillion
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das ist KEIN ‘nein’…
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
#9/11#serious post#not a shitpost#this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks#politics#this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it#i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed#because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries#we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government#but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support#so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains#and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel#truth is irrelevant#worse: to the people in charge#truth is a HINDRANCE#'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase#facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations
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truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.
during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.
he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.
the peak lords think he's cursed.
maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.
it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.
maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.
of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.
this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!
even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.
they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!
maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.
luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.
for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.
shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.
#i like the idea of sqq sort of disassociating every time he talks with the system#like his eyes go unfocused and he goes quiet and doesnt seem to hear what others are saying#and the others always thought that was odd but hey. whatever. until some strange *thing* started showing up#i do also like the idea of the system slowly allowing sqq more liberties#bc its decided it likes this storyline#liu qingge comes to cleanse sqqs meridians and gets red with anger when the system pops up in sqqs eyes#but then sqq reaches out to him and says ''no. it... likes you.''#the system doesnt (cant) really like anyone. but its gifting him friendship points when liu qingge visits him and that's positive?#liu qingge doesnt see it as positive and gets even more mad because what do you MEAN this monster enitity ''likes him''????#liu qingge is going to kill it the first chance he has!!#yue qingyuan talks about a mission looking for volunteers and you can *see* his face fall when the blue box appears#''it wants you to go. doesn't it?'' ''this shidi would like to join this mission.'' ''i understand.''#sometimes the blue box appears and sqq looks *stricken*. like he just saw something really awful#but he just cant talk about it#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#mu qingfang#system svsss#svsss au#reveal au
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