#i saw a tiktok of a black woman with her baby and the baby just straight up looked White LMAO
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thinking about how insanely strong childe’s genes are and having his kids consists of them looking 99% like him and nothing like you. gives him the biggest ego ever, and he has the most smug look on his face all the time.
#risu’s rambles ☆#ajax 𓆩☆𓆪#been thinking about this for awhile actually#as i have been imagining our fictional children#i mentioned this before in a general post a long time ago#i think they’d have my curly hair at least#but you cannot even tell they look like me fr#i saw a tiktok of a black woman with her baby and the baby just straight up looked White LMAO#and she was complaining how she carried that baby just for them to not look like her at all#that’s childe and i#childe just sees it as a good thing since no one will question who knocked you up#tw kids#tw pregnancy
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"rafe!" you called, smiling on the couch as you watched the tiktok video.
the trend 'when im running away from a serial killer, but it's just my boyfriend dressed in ...' has caught your interest, and well.. it kinda suited your boyfriend.
"yeah?" he called, altough he was already walking to you, taking a seat at the edge of the couch. you sat straight and wrapped your arms around his neck from behind, replaying the video.
the woman mockingly ran and her boyfriend came from behind, and the woman turned around, saw her boyfriend and began unzipping her crop.
"you wanna do this sweetheart?" he asked with an amused grin, turning his head to you. you mirrored his expression and nodded. "mhm, that'd be cool."
"k' baby, we can do that. i got a mask," he murmured as he stood up, and you happily clapped your hands, getting up as well.
"and i got a crop like that!" you called with a chuckle, and he almost laughed at the irony.
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"i want you to flash me by the way, that's our deal." he winked, putting on the mask he had, only showing his eyes. he wore a full black outfit, tight shirt and normal jeans, showing off his body.
you drooled, yet you were as hot as he was, with your closed from the front with a zip crop and shorts.
"alright, alright," you nodded, smiling as you put the phone, and starting ten seconds timer before you both stepped out from the room.
the video was slow motion, and you ran to room, rafe walked behind you with his scary yet hot frame, and you turned around; strutting your way to him, opening your zip.
the video was long ended, with you opening your crop and rafe holding your waist, now replaying what you got.
the thing video didn't got was how rafe threw you over his shoulder, making you yelp yet laugh. "where are you taking me exactly?"
"my room," he stated with a grin as he made his way. "to appreciate those tits."
you chuckled. "alright.. but the mask stays."
"hell yeah."
the video is this fellas !!!
edit ;; i dunno if someone already wrote this idea by the way, i watched the video and it reminded me rafe <3
#the irony is that rafe has the mask and you have the crop#get it#you're just a girl 🎀#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron x you#rafe cameron x y/n#rafe cameron x female reader#rafe cameron#outer banks#obx x reader#obx x you
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GRANDMA’S HOUSE — ARMANDO ARETAS x BLACK! READER [Summer Randoms]
A/N: this was honestly inspired by typical family functions + a vid I saw on Instagram (possibly belonging to Tiktok) where we all have that universal experience where we spend the night at grandma’s lol.
SYNOPSIS: your grandmother’s always been in your business, you had a good job? Great! That job got on your nerves? Just be thankful that you have a job when there’s plenty that can’t even find one. You finally moved out of your parent’s house? Good for you, it’s about damn time. Now when you upgraded even more, hearing that you have finally got yourself a boyfriend after being single for only the lord knows how long…she opens up her home for you and Armando to crash instead of spending money (you both had it) out of the kindness of her heart—mostly.
<- read my previous anthology piece here.
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Your grandmother smelled like fresh baked cookies with a hint of peppermint, Armando thinks as the smaller woman embraces him at the front door. The ranch styled house is more fitting than the coastal one she offered you two to stay in last summer out in The Hamptons. From what Armando’s learned about the elderly woman is that she may have the sweetest face but her lip was more deadly than anything. He would have never guessed that Granny Bessie would ever want to be bothered with the folks out there but it was evident that she held her own.
He shouldn’t have suspected anything less.
“Oh you’re so handsome,” Granny Bessie pats Armando’s cheek before staring up at his hair, “You got Indian in you? Looking like you got that Arabian grade of hair.”
Armando casted a glance at you who deeply sighed at the slight ignorance in the entry way of the home. He kept a smile on his face, finding this humorous more than anything, “No, ma’am. I’m Hispanic: Mexican…and black. I used to get Guyanese all the time though.”
The woman nods in agreement as she waves him into the home, “I thought your daddy was coming too?”
Armando inhaled at the mention of the man, who your granny had no issue inviting to her home as well for the upcoming festivities, “Detective Lowrey’s flight got delayed, probably won’t be here until early morning.”
The woman raised a brow at Armando as she closes the door behind him, “You call your father by his profession?”
“Well he hasn’t been much of a father so, yeah.”
“Hold on now, that’s still your blood—
“Granny! How’s the garden been treating you?”
“Oh, It’s flourishin’, baby.” She grins as you slip an arm across her shoulders and sent an apologetic look at your boyfriend, “your cousin Saleema and I went out to the Lowe’s and picked up a bunch of flowers. She helped me plant half of them but I know you’ll help me do the rest.”
She had a whole lot planned it seemed, considering you two came up for a couple of days for the upcoming family reunion at her house. You honestly thought about not attending, since you didn’t feel like socializing with half of your father’s side (1. they were either in your business to make sure you weren’t doing better than them—it wasn’t a competition in the first place but apparently it was in their eyes, 2. acted like they didn’t know you and expected you to roll out the red carpet for them—meaning if you didn’t speak to them first then that automatically became a problem, or 3. simply weren’t wrapped too tight in the head) but pushed through it since your granny got sensitive about not seeing her grand babies as often now that you were all adults.
Armando chuckled to himself at that, you knew your granny would bring this up since your cousin wouldn’t stop boasting about their outing in the: first cousins group chat. Saleema was older, just touched forty and was single living in her condo with her funny looking cat. She was always your granny’s favorite—perhaps it had to do with her being the first grandchild since your aunt had her young—although Saleema was a true hell raiser throughout her teenage and college years apparently, she hardly got shit on out of the grandchildren and it showed.
“Sure thing…anything you want me to help with on the inside first? You know I’m not built for this type of heat.” You whistled, fanning at the back of your neck after swiping some of the braids to your boho Bob to the side.
Granny Bessie scoffs, “stop that lyin’ baby, you chose to live out there with them gators and those strange Florida folks so you have to be built for some of it.”
Armando laughs as he follows you two into the living room, spotting old photos of: Granny Bessie during her bowling tournaments with her voluminous hair, various of family members, and childhood photos of yourself and many more cousins from previous family reunions.
“Oh you should see her Granny.” Armando speaks up after putting a picture back above the piano, “I think she got bougie on you, she even walks outside with umbrellas.”
Not this man snitching on you?
Granny side eyes you, hand still latched on your waist, “…you not one of them demonic people now are you?”
Now it was your turn to send a dark stare to Armando, who bit down on his bottom lip trying to hide his laughter. He knew what he had started, knowing that your grandmother was religious and always had something to say about other aesthetics? The goths and the emos received no love from Granny Bessie.
“No, grandma!”
You only ever called her by that to show that you were serious.
“Good,” she states with a pat to your hip before adding, “you haven’t contracted high blood pressure yet have you? I just knew it would hit you like it hit your father and me.”
Shaking your head you reply, “Nope, still dealing with low blood pressure actually.”
“That’s why I told you to up your vitamins and eat better foods. Good thing you’re here with me for a few days, I’ll send you on your way brand new,” she dusts her hands off with a clap, “your doctor will be thanking me.”
“As he should, granny Bessie knows all!” You rested your head against the shorter woman.
“Damn straight, now y’all come on in here and get you something to eat.” The elderly woman with the Mother Nature braids waves you two along.
Armando starts to squeeze his way by at the news of eating, hands rubbing together in excitement as his stomach rumbled before he steps to the side to continue letting you two go ahead.
“…ah a gentleman! I think I like him so far.” Granny Bessie whispers up at you, carrying into the kitchen.
It was 7pm by the time Granny Bessie was packing it up and getting ready for bed. She made the arrangements, sticking Armando in the back room while it left herself and you on opposite sides of the home. She of course let the home be open to you two but you knew not to stay up too late since the woman liked to be up early and active. Granny Bessie was in her seventies and still moved quickly even when her Arthritis was acting up. Everyone told her to slow down but granny Bessie has proven that she was always going to what she damn well wanted to.
Which definitely stood when she sent her last warning to you two of where you two would be sleeping for the night.
The both of you stood at the entry way of the ranch home, lips attached and battling each others as Armando swung you towards the wall, hand going to your waist then down the side of your ass to hook your leg over his hip.
“You said Granny Bessie was a snorer didn��t you?” Armando breathed against your neck.
You nod as you lick your lips, “yeah but she’s still a light sleeper and I’m not in the mood to get cussed out when we get caught.”
“When?” Armando quirked up his brows to look up at you, “All you have to do is keep quiet, mami.”
“And you think you’re going to help me do that?” You question while Armando thinks about it, “Yeah no.”
You pecked his lips while running your fingers over his facial hair, “just call me on FaceTime if the night gets too bad.”
For as long as you’ve been dating Armando, you weren’t completely oblivious. You knew that he didn’t adapt well to new spaces and it only got worse at night. The nightmares kept him up and anxiety was a bitch, he was trying to get through it on his own and even tried to hide it from you plenty of times before he moved in but there wouldn’t be any secrets in your relationship.
And you wouldn’t disrespect your granny’s home—never did and never will.
“Alright,” Armando sighed as he kissed your forehead, “better keep your phone charged, we both know how you are.”
You scowl as he pushes the creaking door back that led down the narrow hallway, “that was only a few times and I had valid reasons.”
“Uh huh,” Armando holds his hand out back for you to interlock your fingers before stopping in the middle of the hallway, “…goodnight baby.”
“Sleep tight, don’t let the dolls bite.”
Armando halts at kissing the back of your hand as he steps towards you, head dipped as he quizzes with a soft whisper, “…what fucken dolls?”
You’re trying to silence your cackling at the deadpan angle of Armando’s face on your phone screen as you settle into bed. There’s no cable in this room so you’re stuck leaving the tv on some court show that’ll help you fall asleep. It only took maybe a minute or two for Armando to start calling you, you on your side and arms tucked underneath the comfy blankets that made you feel like you were back in your childhood.
Granny Bessie had all sorts of trinkets decorating the dresser drawer by the side of the door and you had to remind yourself that if you needed to get up during the night to not stub your toe.
“It’s not that bad is it?” You ask while Armando just simply blinks at you, which said enough.
Eventually you’re the one that falls asleep on Armando although you promise that you wouldn’t. He knew that was a lost cause after you decided to shut the tv off, welcoming the pitch black and snuggle deeper into the sheets without him. You were closer to the opposite end of the hallway with your granny right across the hall but her bed sat deep in her own room yet that didn’t stop you from hearing her lawn mowing snores. You even popped an earphone in one ear to drawn out the noise and just enjoyed the company of your man on charge.
He ends up falling asleep after you but it takes him much longer, browsing social media, checking up on his side business, ignoring a text from Marcus, and simply sending a thumbs up to Mike’s text that he was finally boarding. Armando managed to keep himself busy, fighting the urge to snatch up all the weird looking dolls, rip their heads off and shove them in the closet.
He guessed this was a thing with Grandma’s having obsessions with odd items?
He makes sure his own phone in on charge, bringing it back to the FaceTime call of your closed eyes before completely covering his head underneath the covers then dozed off himself.
That doesn’t last long being woken up out of his sleep. There’s a loud booming noise in the distance and he’s tempted to find his piece just to make sure no one was breaking in. Granny Bessie had an alarm system and that didn’t seem to be going off but that didn’t stop Armando from sitting up in bed. He looks at the dolls and it suddenly feels as if their soulless eyes are still watching him.
He tossed the covers back, feet on the carpet, eyes finding a random blue light that he couldn’t find the source of as he passed by the edge of the bed. This room was suffocating and he feels like he’s been sweating underneath the sheets. The house was cool before the both of you went to bed and now it felt like being inside of a sauna.
Armando pulls the door back, peeking out into the abyss of a hallway and he just hopes there’s no one else in the house but you three. Leaving the door open a crack he moves back into the bedroom to grab his phone to use the flashlight since he can’t remember where exactly the hallway light is.
The floor creaks underneath his feet as he moves from the back of the house. As he gets to the middle of the hallway, he picks up on Granny Bessie’s snoring and stops at your room. His fingers rack against the door and he gets no response so he moves forth with twisting the door knob. Your back is to the door now, phone abandoned on the floor but still charging.
He picks it up for you and steps back out.
Armando lets you sleep, heading towards the front of the house. He’s in the entry way and the home feels much bigger in the dark, more eerie but knows he’ll find comfort in the dining room or kitchen—where the snacks are.
It’s 3 in the morning when you get the violent urge to use the bathroom. You try to fight it but the pressure in your belly isn’t pleasant so you throw the covers back in annoyance. It was your own fault chugging that ice cold water before you started making out with Armando but you didn’t need to acknowledge that. Shoving your fuzzy socks on, you pull the door open and head out into the dark hallway. Eyes half lidded as you use the wall for guidance to the bathroom, your head turns to the left to see the hallway door is left open just a crack but you carry into the bathroom.
Leaning against the door after doing your business, you feel a pull to head out into the main areas of the home. You see a light from the right of the dining room and walk through the sitting room towards it. Turning to the right you spot Armando immediately, snacking as you plop down beside him in another chair.
Balling your arms up on the table, you rest your head against them as you ask, “Can’t sleep?”
“You didn’t hear that big ass noise?” He says around the dried fruit he’s chewing on, “Sounded like a whole bomb.”
You hum, “yeah we’re near the military base…I thought I mentioned that.”
“No. You didn’t.”
“My grandad was a vet. They moved here in the early 2000’s, it’s a whole community.” You yawn.
Armando shakes his head, “that sounds like nothing but triggers. I don’t know if that’s worst or the creepy ass dolls following me with their laser blue beams as I snuck out of the room.”
Frowning you sigh, “did you take an edible before bed?”
Armando feels his eye twitch, “no I didn’t take a fucken edible—I’m for real. Is this supposed to be normal? The dolls? The random lights? The bombs? The clicking and buzzing?”
You shrug, “…I didn’t hear any of that…or maybe I just learned to tune it out.”
“I see you didn’t get the light sleeping from your granny then.” Armando mumbles while you snort, moving one arm to latch onto his wrist.
Slowly lifting your head you say, “…well we can’t stay out here for the rest of the morning. Granny gets up at six and probably will let us rest until eight if we’re lucky so…”
Waking up early had no effect on Armando since he barely slept anyways. He already scoped out the area once the two of you got closer to Granny’s home from the airport for a good workout.
You just didn’t know it yet.
Working out with Armando in the gym was a death sentence and you’ll be damned if you do it out in this heat too? You rather go to hell in a pretty hand basket and Armando was willing to take you there honestly.
No pain, no gain.
*Cue the eye roll*
“That’s cool,” Armando shrugged, “but I’m not goin’ back in that room.”
Sitting back against the chair you huff, “fine you big baby…set the timer to 5:45 so you can go back to your room. Don’t think she won’t check once she’s up for the day.”
Armando scowls as you scrape back from the kitchen table, reaching over to slap your backside, “I’ll show you a baby if you keep getting smart.”
Rubbing the sting on your back side, you fan your hand back at him, which he snatched to hold while setting a timer as you both make your way to the hallway. Too tired to give him any lip, you were just ready to get back into bed and cuddling with your man didn’t hurt.
Your back is to Armando, he tucks himself right into you, feet intertwined, his hairy legs prickling your shaven ones, chin buried into the space of your neck and shoulder while cradling your stomach.
“…how long were your grandparents together?”
You heard him but take a minute to respond as you fight sleep, “They’ve been married since the early 60s…all the way up until pa’s passing in 2019.”
Armando breathes you in, “how’d they do it for so long?”
“That’s something you’ll have to ask Granny but they were everything good you can imagine—nothings perfect but they felt like it you know?”
“…Think he was used to all the noises here?”
You snort, “he’s always been a night owl so if any of us couldn’t sleep, he was always up in the living room in his chair, eating that a disgusting banana ice cream just waiting for any of us to talk. If we had a nightmare, he’d do anything to make us laugh until we forgot it.”
“Sounds like a special man.”
“He was.”
“…I want that you know? With you. The kids and the gran’s. The creaks and the strange, a loving home. A place where anybody can stay and feel like life’s worth revisiting, like it was nothing but a breeze once you see who you’re surrounded by. A less lonely life.”
You shuffle to face him now, resting your head underneath his chin, not finding this conversation to be new. Most nights when Armando couldn’t sleep, he would ramble about what a future could look like with you.
It warmed your heart just as much as how warm your granny kept the back of the house.
“Then let’s do it.” You mumble into the night as Armando squeezes you, placing a kiss right on top of your bonnet.
That sealed the deal.
“Morning, dear. How did you sleep?” Granny Bessie asks with a mug of coffee as Armando makes his presence known.
Armando glances at you who sips at your own mug with a hidden small smile, “Good. Thanks, Granny Bessie. I’m actually about to head out for my daily run…would you like to join us?”
That gets you to cast a glance at the man over your shoulder who softly squeezes your shoulders with a grin, “us?” You whisper.
Granny Bessie laughs, “oh no. I need to tend to some things around the house but make sure you eat something because the heat will rise by the time you’re out there. Also did you speak to your daddy about what time we should be expecting him?”
“He probably should have landed by now.” Armando shrugs, trying to ignore the feeling that he felt when Granny Bessie labeled the man as such.
You say, “He texted me about twenty minutes ago. He was heading to baggage claim, maybe in the next hour he should be here.”
“Alright, well you two best be going and stay away from the houses from the next two streets over…nothing but confederates on that side.”
The woman wags her finger in warning.
Armando nods, “Thanks Granny,” he pops a red grape into his mouth, “these are delicious.”
“Take as much as you want, darling.” The woman squeezes his elbow on her way by, “Now I’m going to go get fully ready for Mr. Lowrey.”
Frowning you ask, “now what do you mean by that granny?”
“Just that I need to be presentable in my own home.”
“Uh huh. I know you’ve been on Facebook and know what Mike looks like.”
“I am a woman of God, do not sass me.”
Armando snickers while you raise your hands in surrender, finishing off your morning juice.
“I see you Granny Bessie.” Armando teases while the woman fans her hands at him.
“Hush! Don’t make my bad list, Herman.”
You gently reminded, “It’s Armando, granny.”
“That’s what I said.”
“Okay! love you.”
“I love you too, baby.” She grins.
As you’re locking up the screen door, you and Armando walk around the path to the driveway to exit the home. He silently stops you, encouraging you to stretch while you send him an unimpressed look.
Armando was lucky you didn’t go into hiding around the house and shouldn’t be so bossy but you knew better.
“When did Granny see a pic of Mike?”
You switch to bending to the other toe, “when she wanted to see a picture of you. Then she proceeded to rate you, Dorn, Rafe, and of course…”
Armando laughs as he finishes, “Mike. your granny is a trip.”
“Tell me about it.” You try to prolong this morning exercise but he picks up pretty quick and isn’t having it.
He stops jogging in place, hand going out to slap your ass before pulling you along by the hand.
You’re wheezing, ready to throw a whole tantrum, legs stinging, wrists limp as you drag yourself up Granny’s driveway. There’s a Porsche parked to the right in the driveway by the rental you picked up from the airport. Mike’s already out of the car, at the trunk as he’s pulling out his luggage.
“Hey y’all! uh oh, Armando what did you do to my girl?” The smile vanishes from Mike’s face as his son glances back at you.
If the ground wasn’t so damn hot, if the air, if everything wasn’t on temperature hell you would have face planted right on the gravel.
Armando also looks back at you, hands on your knees as you give a wave to Mike, whose brows are deeply furrowed before he raises them to the twenty-eight year old closest to him.
“She’s aight.” He shrugs, “we needed to get our cardio in and she’s the one who wanted to tone that hot girl body up—her words not mine but I don’t disagree.” Armando looks at you again, biting down on his bottom lip, “she’s lucky I didn’t strap any weights to her ankles.”
Raising your hands above your head, you actually feel yourself sway doing that movement over touching your knees and Mike actually takes a step toward you but Armando presses the back of his knuckles against his bio dad’s chest. Mike takes his eyes off you for a second and sizes Armando’s hand as he’s now analyzing you closely himself.
“I don’t know how many serious girlfriends you done had in your life man but I’m telling you right now, if that girl ends up in the hospital with heat stroke because of you pushing her too hard, that’s your ass.” Mike warns Armando, who glares up at him.
He didn’t need Mike to tell him about you.
He was the one who took the time to get to know you mind body and soul.
Mike’s missed out on twenty-something years and didn’t get to give Armando any advice.
And that’s on Kanye!
Armando does move over to you the moment you feel your stomach clench, ready to upchuck any light breakfast you had. He doesn’t waste time picking you up and over his shoulder, you resting limply against him before he’s walking by Mike.
He pauses, “your room is the last room at the back of the house, padre.”
And with that Armando continues towards the house, ready to cater to you because what Mike Lowrey didn’t know was that Armando would die for you.
Mike is mumbling to himself, trying to control his temper since it felt like he was building a connection with Armando one minute and then in the next he was pulling ten steps back. The kid didn’t even offer to come back and help him bring his things in—not that Mike needed it but it was a decent thing to do.
Respect was earned and the duo had a long way to go.
So Mike lets it go, slamming the trunk shut before meeting a very excited Granny Bessie at the front door.
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GIRL HERE ME OUT CAN YOU PLEASE CREATE ADARABBLE * NAT X Y/N WITH KIDS* OUT OF THIS PLEASE 😭😭😭I NEED SOME FLUFF RN COZ I JUST FINISHED MY EXAM
Lol I saw this tiktok last night, so cute. Good job on finishing your exams I’m sure you did great and I’m proud of you<3 I love soft mama Nat hope you enjoy this little fluffy piece.
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Warnings: None just fluff and Nat being a softie for her family.
You and Natasha were sitting on the couch watching a movie, your son in your arms as you feed him his milk, you look to your side and watch as Natasha is staring at the two of you with so much love in her eyes making your heart skip a beat. Starting a family with the ex-assassin has been the best decision you’ve ever made, as she is the greatest mother to your two children. She gives the three of you everything you could ever want and need, and has never missed any milestone.
“Are your eyes stuck Natty?” you give her a teasing smile, laughing when she huffs and rolls her eyes, planting a kiss on both your heads making you smile.
“Can I not admire my perfect partner and our son?” you blush at her words, she never fails to make you feel like the most important person in the world, and you are forever grateful for her. You finish feeding your little boy, and you look to your side once again to see Natasha making grabby hands. You giggle and allow her to take him in her arms, and she instantly holds him up to her chest, rubbing and patting his back softly to get him to burp. You get up off the couch to clean up a bit, chuckling when she whines out.
“Baby where you going?” you turn around and plant a sweet kiss on her lips, and her smile instantly warms your heart.
“More please” her pout makes you giggle, this woman is such a softie that you would never have guessed she is the Black Widow. You plant a few more soft kisses on her awaiting lips, and a few on your sons head as well.
“Me and our little munchkin are happy now, proceed to what you were doing, but don’t take too long please we already miss you” you smile at her words, letting out a yelp as she spanks your butt softly when you turn around, glaring at her when she gives you an innocent look.
“What? You know I can’t help myself” you shake your head, proceeding to clean up a little around you. You admire Nat as she holds him in his arms, her soft nature for you and the children is something you will never get tired of. You make your way back to the couch, sitting beside her and planting a kiss on her lips once again.
You watch the two of them, smiling as Nat kisses and noms on his chubby cheek and tickling his sides softly, his giggles making the two of you smile. You hear footsteps coming closer and you see your daughter make her appearance with a book in her hand, but once she sees the position the two are in, she instantly gasps, her mouth open wide as she clutches at her chest, completely shocked at the scene in front of her, seemingly feeling betrayed that Nat would do that to anyone other then her, causing you to laugh out loud. Shock is written all over her face as she stares at them, then climbs into your lap, and puts her hand out at Natasha, a frown on her face.
“Mama no!” the two of you laugh, and Natasha pulls her into her lap as she cuddles and holds them both in her arms, making your heart burst with love at the scene.
“Aww my little princess, mama loves you just as much, I love you both so so much. Want me to read you the book?” she nods and cuddles into Nat more, getting comfortable against her chest as Nat wraps her arm around her, holding the two of them protectively in her arms. She kisses her brother on his forehead, making the two of you smile. She may get jealous, but she loves her brother. Natasha turns towards you, motioning for you to come closer, and you cuddle into her side, the four of you huddled together.
“I love you and our family so much” her confession makes your heart skip a beat, and you kiss her softly, smiling against her lips.
“I love you and our family so much more” she kisses your nose, then both their foreheads, and proceeds to read the book, her voice smooth and comforting, calming the three of you down. You wouldn’t change your family for anything. This is where you are meant to be.
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Whatever you're doing, drop it right now and go watch BlackBerry. I can give a million reasons to watch it and I will.
This movie has everything.
You loved The Social Network and you never really found something quite like it? Go watch Blackberry, then. You got the love triangle, you got the genius who displays neurodivergent traits overtly, the Best Friend, the other woman a.k.a. the real businessman.
BUT, big wonderful but, it's ugly. It's painfully uncool, staged and at the same time terribly realistic. They all look like shit and you can't help but love it. None of that Justin Timberlake, Andrew Garfield, Jesse Eisenberg that make you want to jump into a foursome, here the business cool guy (Glenn Howerton from IASIP) is balding and wearing a suit he clearly stole from Micheal Douglas from Wall Street and he looks unfuckable. The Best Friend has a ninja turtles wallet. They're all ugly, but let me be clear with what I mean: I am fucking sick of seeing fashion models on screen, I am talking about ugliness not as insult but as a punch of reality straight in the face. None of that tiktok black cat gamer boyfriends, these 40 year old men should all burn their entire wardrobe and sue their barbers, I love it.
And yes, at the very beginning (just there) the movie is set in the 80s, and thank God it's not Stranger Things/It chapter one aesthetic, it's disputable shirts and the most pathetic athletic hair band you'll ever see.
You said found family? These tech guys are all Best Friends and party together and dance and have movie nights in the middle of the day in which they watch Indiana Jones and They Live.
The first third of the movie is basically The House Bunny for business companies, with Glenn Howerton sweeping in, giving a makeover to the company, toss those glasses away and make it the belle of the ball, so much that quaterback is asking her to dance.
And it's directed with the camera movement of a mockumentary, hand-held camera baby. And I am telling you this as someone who is getting pretty sick of the overabudance of mockumentaries, I hear you if you're complaining, but this is so good you get over it.
How is the story of the Blackberry phone handled, you ask? Well I am no expert, but I think they did a brilliant job. The Social Network is about Facebook but also about connections and human relationships changing, here you see how the phone industry was changed by Blackberry. In TSN you never actually saw how The Facebook was impacting the world, just the main characters' lives. Here you got the other face of the medal.
The soundtrack? It fucking slaps. I don't know the titles of all the songs in the soundtrack, but sure as hell I am going to look for them. And every movie that has Joy Division in it has my respect.
Oh, if you're a cinephile, I must advise you to be real careful watching this movie, because the amount of movie quotes contained in it could make YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE. Same goes for nerd culture quotes, there are just tooo many and you could risk loving them too much.
Afraid this movie it starting to sound too wholesome and happy? Oh, don't worry, there's enough corruption and angst to fill a Scrooge McDuck money deposit. You got corruption arcs, you got a big deal of actual corruption, calls from the SEC, you got fucking espionage, you got straight up lying, committing crimes, betraying your best friend, one of the few man who looks worse as a villain than as a hero, you got bastardization arc, you got Onceler-ization arc, you got Mark Zuckerberg equivalent of "We're not putting ads", you got "Stop, this isn't you".
But I understand, it's not enough for you. How about the FUCKING Apple-Blackbarry War, uh? How about that? Might interest you? With a flavour of tragedy because you already know who prevailed, but you're living the story from the side of the losers. Doomed by the narrative, ladies and gentlemen.
You got resentment building up, you got workers' discontent growing, you got sales dropping, in TSN you stopped very little after the explosion, now you get to see the whole thing collapse. It's the Western Roman Empire and it's 476 AD. It's "we could have it all". It's epic and terrible and destructive and it's the story of fundamental changes in the phone market and what phones came to be. It has an ending that it's bitter and happy and delightfully ironic and leaves you wondering what if.
I had one, one complain about this movie: it all starts in Waterloo and you don't put Waterloo by Abba? But I take back my complain, and if you, like me, are into 60s music you're going to love it. They're one of my favourite bands, if you know who I am talking about, so I was elated.
Go watch BlackBerry. Go. Right now. This is how I spent my one night off, this is how I ended a very shitty day and I was not disappointed. Watching this movie has been the best thing to happen to me today.
#blackberry#blackbarry 2023#glenn howerton#go watch it right now#movie#cinema#the social network#tsn#succession because it's the business wave baby
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as a black girlie i wanna ramble ab how cove would be w a black s/o
he don't know nothing bout no 2 step ‼️‼️ tried ONCE and literally fell over (don't worry baby i can't do it either)
we ardy know he loves to eat, but i think he really hankers down on some soul food. put bro in front of some collard greens, baked mac n cheese and chicken and he's SET. you seen that one tiktok of the guy on thanksgiving w his black gf and his face was all in the plate? that's cove
OMG OMG HELPS YOU DO YOUR HAIR AND DECIDE YOUR NEXT STYLE IF YOU'RE INDECISIVE LIKE ME
i could ramble more but idk if you'll relate or like... enjoy it so imma stop here ;-;
OMG YES PLEASE IVE BEEN THINKING ABT THIS TOO
I do relate on the hair front (we eat like basic trash americans over here I'm ngl 💀💀💀) but like put down anything in front of cove?? he's devouring it, he won't even ask what it is he just knows it smells good n tastes even better
IVE SEEN RHAT VIDEO YOURE TALKING ABT AGES AGO N I MEANT TO SHARE IT if I find it ill add the link
I SAW ANOTHER ONE TOO the guy had sauce all over his face n he was just eating w his hands (he had like a thing of ribs or smth w a bone so that made sense lmao)
but lkke he abandoned all civilty, man's was gonna eat n he was gonna do it EFFICIENTLY it was so sweet, he even thanked her mom like 😭😭😭
I couldn't help laughing it was too funny n so cute man's was actually in heaven
but ykw every video I've seen of someone eating soul food, they devour it omfg
i saw one woman cooking for her Korean in laws n the parents had a little bit of everything n were in awe watching her cook n they. threw. DOWN
I just know they went back home a couple pounds heavier bc that food did look good af
BUT I CONSTANTLY THINK ABT COVE DOING YOUR HAIR
now I don't have very course hair, my hair is 3B but reallyyyy thick. like my classmate even said I have more edges than people have hair, which is rlly funny
but before I cut my hair it was like down to my butt, and now that I've been able to take care of it its gotten thicker
so imagine making cove detangle and wash your hair n put in product n braid it for you.
like especially when my hair was long, I wished someone would just come do my hair bc it's such a strain on my arms
so imagine cove sitting in the bathroom or in the tub w you to help with your routine, and he's so gentle that depending on your hair type you gotta tell him to be a bit rougher bc he's not getting the job done
he's just so afraid of ruining your hair or smth pls hes very paranoid rn💀😭
better to start with him putting in your products and letting him comb out your hair once you're done w detangling n stuff like that
omg he does help take your braids out
I braided my hair into micro braids n please.... I was ready to cut at the root bc that was irritating to take out. I was combing my hair n almost snatching my head off my shoulders bc I missed a braid 🪦🪦🪦
his braids are so bad omfg.... there's definitely pieces of hair sticking out
eventually though I think he becomes so good at it and before you know it he's a braid master !!
also yeah there isn't a dancing bone in his body but ykw he's gonna learn at least one move!!!!
imma have to find it but there's this old dude that rlly buckled down on one move n that's so cove I think
yout family definitely keeps pulling him in to dance and he just cant keep up.... that's the white in him /j
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Early Wedding Present Armin/Reader MNDI
A/N: This story has NSFW that’s clearly marked. So if you go past that, well you decided to play FAFO and now you lost 🤷🏻♀️
P.S The kitten picture was taken from Google Images
Summary: Only a few months away from their wedding, Reader and Armin decide to adopt a fur baby
Taglist: @arlerts-angel @arlertwitch @callm3senpaii
Lemme know if anyone else wants to be added
Finally it was all done. All the planning for the senior manager of Paradis Inc, Armin Arlert, to marry his fiancée Y/N Y/L/N after dating since freshman year of high school. Hell, most everyone they went to school with thought they would get married immediately after high school graduation. So while Armin did propose at their joint graduation party, he really wanted to wait until he was able to give his fiancée the wedding of her dreams. No expense was to be spared.
So the couple decided to wait.
Now, five years later, after working for Paradis Inc since he was 14, he had become a senior manager, and it was at a point that he felt he could give his future wife everything under the sun.
“We should get a fur baby,” Y/N spoke, scrolling through TikTok.
“Are you thinking of getting a cat or a dog?” Armin asked, putting his phone down to give Y/N his undivided attention.
“I’ve always wanted a kitten I could raise,” Y/N smiled and grabbed her phone from the couch, clicking on her favorites and finding the video she wanted.
In the video, there was a video from an animal shelter in Marley that had a striped black and brown one that just came in.
“Can we go see him?””
“Of course! You remember Reiner from school? He moved back to Marley,”
“Oh yeah I forgot he was from Marley,”
“Yeah I can see if he wants to meet up before the wedding,” Armin smiled. He hadn’t seen Reiner since he proposed to Y/N.
“Have you spoken to him recently?” Y/N asked, the look on her face screaming I have piping hot tea!
“Alright you look like you are about to pop from excitement, what gives?” Armin asked with a brow raised.
“Well, I heard through the grapevine that Reiner has a new girlfriend that he knew from before he came here to live with his aunt and uncle. And they just started dating like a month ago,”
“How did you know all this?” Armin asked with a laugh. He’d always been the one closer with Reiner so unless-
“You stalked his instagram, didn’t you?” Armin asked, narrowing his eyes while a playful smile was on his lips.
“Nooo,” Y/N couldn’t hide it from Armin. He knew her too well for that.
“Honey! You can’t go stalking people’s social media,” Armin playfully chided and Y/N shrugged.
“Meh. If he didn’t want people putting two and two together, he shouldn’t have put it on Instagram,” She tilted her head while lifting her hands a little bit.
“Can’t blame him for posting about his relationship. When you’re happy, you wanna shout it off the rooftops and hope the entire world hears you,” Armin smiled softly and slowly blinked.
It was as if the man’s blue eyes turned to hearts when they opened and saw the woman he loved more than anything and was only a few months away from sharing his last name.
“And I can’t blame her for loving that about him and needing to do the same thing. And if she didn’t, she wouldn’t be able to do anything else,” Y/N smiled before Armin cupped her cheek in his soft hands.
It was obvious that they weren’t talking about Reiner and his new girlfriend.
His thumb brushed over her cheek and pulled her in after a moment as if to scan this image of her into his brain. When those moments throughout the day were tough, he needed to remember what he was fighting so hard for.
“I love you,” Y/N whispered and instead of answering, he pulled her in for a kiss, as if to respond “I love you more”.
His tongue begged for entrance, which she granted. And that was when the two battled for dominance. It didn’t take long for Armin to win that battle, which caused Y/N’s body to feel like jello under his strong but delicate embrace.
NSFW AHEAD
It was then that Armin leaned Y/N’s back to the couch cushion, which she happily accepted. She brought her feet up a bit to scoot down on the couch, trying to make it easier to relax against the couch, and to make the rest of makeout sessions (and hopefully more) easier. She sighed happily as Armin’s lips left hers and were now moving down to her jawline.
His lips quickly worked to her neck. He zeroed in on her sweet spot, causing her back to arch a bit to make it easier for him, and he nipped at the skin there.
“You know, I love making these little marks on your skin,” Armin confessed, which caused Y/N to smile.
“Minnie I think I figured that out during our first hot and heavy makeout. But you’re not the only one,” Y/N purred, spurring him on.
This time, his hands moved to her top. Luckily she was still wearing her work attire. Which made Armin thank whatever god was listening that she had decided to wear a button down blouse today.
‘I never thought I’d say this. But thank the gods for business casual dress codes,’ Armin thought as his fingers were able to languidly get the top unbuttoned as it started their clothes pile.
While Y/N’s hands came up to get his shirt off next.
The second her fiancée was kneeled shirtless in front of her, her hands trailed down his chest and abs. Her fingers rested at his waistband of his sweats, as if to get a final confirmation. Even though she could feel his bulge against her skin, she needed to get an actual confirmation from him, to which he nodded ferociously. His cock felt unbearably tight against his boxer briefs.
She pulled him into another kiss as she looped her fingers to hook around the waist and of his sweats.
A tingle flowed through her body and ran down to her thighs and centralized at the apex, spreading throughout her center. She broke the kiss, only to get her slacks down her legs, leaving her only in her bra and panties, and Armin in only his boxers.
The only thing that separated them now was the most bare level of fabric.
Y/N began to unlatch her bra, but Armin shook his head, and spoke in a sultry tone.
“No, let me,” he reached around himself, unclasping it in one fluid motion.
“Thank you to whoever first taught you how to do that,” Y/N’s tone was just as sultry as Armin’s, if not more.
“I’ll pass that on,” Armin’s eyes took in Y/N’s breasts, the nipples already hard for him. Then his gaze drifted down her body and landing on her underwear, and he looked up again for the confirmation, which he immediately got. And he scooted himself a little down the couch so he was eye level with her sex.
Y/N raised her bottom half in impatience.
“Be patient kitten. Don’t worry, my love, you know I’ll make sure you cum first,” the filthy sentence left lips while looking up at her through his lashes.
Y/N grabbed a pillow from the couch cushion for the next part of the sectional above her head, gripping it tightly, knowing that she’d need it soon. Her fiancé knew exactly how to get her screaming in seconds.
“You don’t need the pillow. We don’t live with anyone and I wanna hear those pretty little moans you make. And the neighbors know that we’re getting married soon. Not like it’s not a given.” Armin protested, gently grabbing the pillow from Y/N and letting it drop to the floor.
Within seconds, Y/N was already starting to become a bumbling mess, soft moans leaving her lips. That was at least until Armin added a couple fingers to the mix, when his hand moved to her torso to keep her body flat against the couch. He made a ‘come hither’ motion with his fingers, turning her back into a bumbling mess.
“Don’t you dare cum until I tell you,” Armin speaks, his voice taking on a dominant tone, making Y/N’s voice to come up to defiant one in return.
“And if I don’t listen?”
“Is someone going to be a brat tonight?” Armin raising a seductive brow.
“Maybe I am,” Y/N’s lips curled into a defiant smirk, a challenge in her brown eyes.
“Well now we can’t have that,” Armin smirked and while Y/N’s already dark eyes seemed to grow darker, Armin’s had finally been noticeable in his oceanic eyes.
“You’re free to try,” Y/N smiled, pulling him into a kiss, and it was then that Armin finally gave in and slipped himself inside her, slowly inching himself in before slamming into her without warning, making a cry of lust fall from his future wife’s lips.
“You love when I do that,” thrust “Don’t you,” he asked and Y/N nodded furiously, barely able to hold the pleasure back from bursting.
“Cum for me kitten,” Armin growled into her ear and Y/N didn’t need to be told twice. Her orgasm hit her like a freight train, and it was then that Armin gave a sloppy thrust, allowing them to cum together.
They both helped the other ride out the high, and they both laid on the sectional, trying to catch their breath.
Once they both did, Armin raised an arm from around Y/N to rest over his head and Y/N immediately laid on his chest. Her eyes felt heavy when Armin spoke since telling her to cum. While catching his breath, he had been thinking about what started this in the first place.
“I’ll book two tickets to Marley for tomorrow so we can go meet that rescue cat at that shelter.”
“Really? What made you decide?” It wasn’t that Y/N or Armin doubted that they could raise a kitten. It was more of a curiosity that Armin was about to buy two plane tickets for first thing on a Saturday morning. On one of the most expensive and busiest days to travel.
“I was thinking about what started this in the first place. So it’s the least I could do for the little kitten on TikTok,” Armin kissed the top of her head.
“Unless he hates us, we’re bringing him home,” Y/N affirmed, snuggling deeper into Armin’s embrace.
“It’s a little boy cat?” Armin hadn’t seen if they specified the sex of the kitten or not.
“Yeah and he’s ten weeks old, so he’s still a baby,”
“Book us an appointment for tomorrow anytime,” Armin sighed. A sinking feeling rose in his stomach at the thought of someone abandoning a ten week old kitten, but he knew that there was a very likely chance, considering their friends tease that she’s the group’s Snow White, that he would be coming back to his forever home tomorrow.
“I’ll book the tickets now actually,” Armin grabbed his phone from the couch and hopping onto Google Flights to see the earliest flights into Marley tomorrow morning, on the off chance that Y/N wanted to be there bright and early in the morning.
Y/N’s eyes watered at this being real. There were so many animals out there that deserved someone like the Arlerts, but most animals don’t get that.
“What’s wrong my Princess?” Armin asked and Y/N’s lip quivered as she stayed on that train of thought maybe a teeny bit longer than she should’ve.
“Not many people or animals get someone like you Minnie. Someone who is so kind, and generous, and as smart as you. And I know I’m so lucky to have you, and this kitten will feel the same,”
It was Armin’s turn to get misty eyes.
“Princess,” he smiled so bright that it caused Y/N to blush.
“I mean it,” Y/N moved her hand to his face as he lifted himself up, propping himself on his arm.
“I can’t wait to make you my wife Y/N,” Armin spoke softly, before continuing.
“And for us to go see about making this family bigger,” Armin smiled wide at his fiancé and it was her turn to pull him to a sweet kiss. While their first round of making out exploded with lust, this one was full of the pure romantic love that they shared.
“It should be our early wedding present to each other,” Armin spoke softly as he felt Y/N press her head sleepily into his chest. He grabbed the blanket from the ottoman next to him and draped it over Y/N as he knew she was exhausted from work and then making love, it wouldn’t be surprising that she was tired.
“I love you Princess,”
“You too Prince Charming,” Y/N spoke softly, sleep starting to creep into her voice. She pressed a gentle kiss to his bare chest.
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the nara smith hate comes from, as you mentioned, being succesful & luxurious, yes, but making cereals for her children that probably takes her at least 3+ hours is an unrealistic view of stay-at-home mothers. love me some white rich tiktok mother on the Internet standing in her rustical kitchen of her third cottage cooking some stuff an getting huge praise. i genuinely think she is nice but hearing about her converting to mormonism for her husband is weird. he had his first baby at the age of 19 with a ~26 y.o woman. he should get the hate. idc how sexist that sounds. have a black/biracial woman on the Internet and see how much hate she gets for being poc and part of an actually racist cult. i don't think she tries to spread propaganda for the religion. her voice-overs may be too much for me but i don't get the hate for her. critisize the man for once.
I'm going to have to disagree here about giving lucky hate for having a kid with stormi. I think stormi was weird for having a child with a teenager. She had the power dynamic in the relationship, and saw nothing wrong with starting a relationship with him when he was 17.
Also the creator I think you're talking about who is actually a billionaire but lives like a farmer, also provides an unrealistic view of stay at home moms. I think people just have to use their discernment and realize that, Nara and a lot of other creators pre-film their content. Nara is most likely not making her toddlers wait that long for food, but it's filmed in a way to make you think that she did. It's her MO at this point, and she doesn't seem bothered by the running joke at all.
I don't know much about her journey to Mormonism, or if she had exposure to it before she met lucky. But if it was her decision, and her decision alone, then that's her decision. I don't think it's any different than someone converting to any other religion because they fell in love with the practices and way of life.
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Dec. 16th: Islands in the Stream
Day 16: Cute Aggression/Spontaneous Dancing
It’s time for day 16 of @comp-lady’s Domestic December writing challenge! Day 15 was a free day and I used it to travel for Christmas so there will be no fic on the 15th. :) The next ten days of stories will be shorter than I have been writing…this is because I’ll be with family and I’ll have less time for writing each day. Forgive me! <3
Warnings: Swearing, *Slight* Allusions to Smut (This is an 18+ blog, minors dni) Word Counts: 0.7k+ Words Pairings: Eddie Munson x Reader
You had seen a TikTok earlier today of something called the “Beckham Test.” In this video, the woman began playing “Islands in the Stream” by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. As the song began to play, she began to dance and you quickly realize that if the man randomly began dancing with her, regardless of his moves, he ��passed’ the test. You thought about how funny it would be to see Eddie’s reaction to hearing this song, a song that is very clearly not in his wheelhouse. So you set out to try the challenge discreetly, even if he didn’t dance, the challenge was so ridiculous anyway that it would give you both something to laugh about later.
With your mom and Macy still at your grandparents' until dinner, you had music playing all day as to not draw suspicion from Eddie. In preparation, you set your phone up on the window sill above the kitchen sink. As the music started playing, you started to hum and sing along as best as you could after only hearing the song a handful of times on TikTok.
“What are you doing in here, baby?” Eddie questioned as he came into the kitchen causing you to turn and look at him.
“Doing dishes and listening to some music,” You answered, as you turned back towards the sink to put your dishes down. This is the moment, you thought to yourself as you turned back to face Eddie while swaying your hips a little to the beat.
In the background you hear, Islands in the stream, that is what you are, there’s no in-between... and Eddie, your ever-confident and lovable boyfriend, grabs your hips and begins to sway with you. You giggled, knowing this reaction would be the one you’d receive but as you both began to lightly sing the lyrics to each other, your eyes grew misty.
“You passed,” You whispered, breaking the moment as Eddie looked down at you with a soft smile. A second later he noticed your eyes full to tears and his happy expression faded into one of confusion.
“What, sweetheart?” He questioned, his hands coming up to your face, thumbs swiping underneath your eyes to catch the tears that were beginning to bubble over your waterline.
“I saw something this weekend on TikTok about knowing the person you’re with is your person based on how they participate in this test,” You began mumbling, looking up into Eddie’s eyes. “I expected you to dance with me but it just made my heart all mushy.”
“Aw, did my girl get too overwhelmed with looooove,” He said, extending the word love in a way that he knew would make you smile and (hopefully) giggle.
“Shut up,” You said, pushing at his chest with no effort as a smile lit up your face.
“I’m glad I passed the test I didn’t know I was taking,” Eddie said, releasing you from his grasp and doing a ballerina spin toward the sink where your phone was sitting. “How about we get this party started, huh?”
“What do you mean?” You asked, stepping towards him as he began typing into your phone.
“I mean,” Eddie started as you heard the opening chords to the Black Sabbath song, ‘Paranoid.’ “We’re gonna dance, baby, but it is gonna be metal when we do it.”
Giggling, you began to headband while jumping up and down as Eddie pretended to shred on the guitar. Together, you started screaming the lyrics, your bodies jumping up and down with limbs flailing in all directions. You were so distracted that you didn’t hear the front door open and an excited Macy ran into the room.
“Metal dance party,” She screamed, causing you and Eddie to both stop your dancing, startled by the intrusion.
“Macy Macy, you’re back!” Eddie shouted, grabbing the little girl and swinging her around.
“Did you guys miss me?” She asked in between squeals.
“So much, sweet girl,” You said, ruffling her hair before walking over to your mom to greet her.
“What’s going on in here, my sweeties?” She questioned, as you pulled away from the hug.
“Your daughter was afraid I wasn’t actually her person, so we had a dance party and then a metal dance party to prove it,” Eddie said shrugging, Macy still giggling.
“He’s ridiculous,” You argued, rolling your eyes with a smile on your face. Your annoyance was not believable in the slightest.
“Well?” Your mom said, nudging your hip with hers as you both watched the other two dance around. “Did he prove himself as your person?”
“He sure did.”
#Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson Fluff#Eddie Munson x Reader#Eddie Munson AU#Eddie Munson x Reader Fluff#Stranger Things#Stranger Things AU#Stranger Things Fluff#fckinwild kiwi#fckinwild kiwi writing#comp lady domestic december#domestic december
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Welcome back to Gingernut's After-Show Debrief
This is the show where this gingerbread girly completes another series that completely WRECKS her mental stability and she'll never recover
Before I crash out I'm gonna throw a spoiler warning up here real quick because the show I'm about to talk about is...
Arcane: Season 2 Act 3
I actually.....I just feel like....this was....😭😭
So 😭
And 😭
I am actually stunned that this show is over.
I didn't know figure out that is was ending for real for real until the last ep of Act 2 so I'm kinda new to this just distraught feeling and then...then.....
😭
I really enjoyed ep. 7 it was the cutest fucking thing to come out of this whole show. To know that there is a universe out there where they get to be happy, even if it means Vi is dead, is nice.
And Himerdinger's little song was too cute (and he's not dead. I saw someone on tiktok say he wasn't because he's a yordle and you know what I'm gonna believe it because if I don't?? its not gonna be a good time. Also I really thought he turned invisible then because I SWEAR I heard his little footsteps walk away som maybe I'll go with that)
Clogger and Milo being back!!!
SILCO WITH THE GOLD EYE EHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHE
If I were to get my hands on that man omgggggggg ✋😩 the fanservice was fantastic this season I was very well feed.
BENZO 😭 I sobbed when Ekko just attacked him in a hug like yesss he gets to have his goodbye moment and I'm happy for him
But I am UPSET for Ekko because what do you mean he's all alone sitting on the same ledge he was sitting on with Powder??? Why isn't he with friends??? WHY IS HE ALL ALONE SOMEONE GO CHECK ON HIM PLEASEEEEEE
The French song when Ekko and Powder were dancing was wonderful and I love both Stomae and POMME!!
I am upset that Sevika didn't get more screen time then she did, but I am SO happy that she 1) lives and 2) is on the council now!! She deserves it and she IS ZAUN she everything that Zuan stand for and she'd been there since day 1 and just UGHHHH I love that woman let me marry her right here right nowwwww
Piltover and Zuan teaming up to fight against a common enemy was wonderful. I loveee a good war/battle/invasion scene and that whole ep FED ME
Ambessa was badass and I hate her AND love her?? Like I have very mixed feelings on her and that's okay because that's what the writers want.
I'd let her completely annihilate me on the... battlefield....and that's all I'll say on the Ambessa topic.
Well actually that Shadow Black Rose mage was LeBlanc right?? I slowly trying to learn all the League lore and I read a bunch of people saying it was her but I really don't know enough yet to be like oh yeah. That's her.
ALSO MEL YOU BADASS BABE YES GOD YES GOD
Stunning, beautiful, let me sit on your lap as you rule over your kingdom pleaseeeeeeeeee
The creators of Arcane want to do other tv shows right for League? I know they are working on Penelope of Sparta but we've GOT to get some more for Arcane seeing different stories and stuff there are too many characters NOT to do it, Noxus and whatever Mel is gonna do with it being one of them
CaitVi being end game was wonderful. Caitlyn was looking scrumptious these last few eps and unfortunately, I've been a big Cait hater but she's....okay now....i guess....got played HARD by Maddie though like fuck that girly omgggggg Maddie was horrible even those she really didn't get us a reason to dislike her till last ep.
Talking about end games
JAYVIK
WE GOT JAYVIK!!!!!!
I LOVE that that was the victor in the PfP Jayce Wars from tiktok just stunning. 10000/10 right there. Yes, go be little space partners for all eternity love you bothhhh
MACHINE HAROLD WAS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SO GOODDD
I like how they changed it to be more in line with the lore for Arcane like the look of those Arcane creatures very nice very good love him would join his cult I don't need free will pffffttttt
And VIKTOR BEING THE GUY WHO SAVED JAYCE WHEN HE WAS A BABY LIKE YESSSSSSAHSGHAGHDGAHGDH they will be together forever and always I love those two
Ekko and Jinx entrance to the battle was perfect and they both were so good and--and--and--
SHES NOT DEAD
NOPE
She just got teleported to a different area in Runeterra like she's with her girlfriend Lux she's okay....😭
I will deny deny denyyyyyy that's dead like I won't even let the thought cross my mind and the ending of the show I think allows me to do so perfectly
The ending, after some thought and not just going off of my instant reaction which was to scream and cry and pull my hair out, was perfect for the show.
I honesty like how it gives you that feeling of I guess unfinished, like you know there should be more because that's what they want us to feel. The arcane world is so big and there are hunters of stories to be tole and even though I'm sad Vi and Jinx's story is done I know it's not really done, done which is in a way comforting.
This show really was beautiful.
I liked the mix between magic and reality. It really has set a high standard for any animated TV shows that I really doubt anyone will be able to replicate.
But I'm pumped for Penelope of Sparta because greek mythology AND stunning animation/storytelling??? Yes please sign me up I will eat it up.
.......now I'm just gonna...sit in my room....in silence for a good while because even though this show was stunning I'm sobbing
#I'm not doing good#i am unwell#and its all thanks to this show#gonna write fic to forget#sobbing#can't see#heart hurts#please send help#ALSO#I WISH WE HAD SOME MORE OF JANNA#LIKE A BLUE BIRD FLYING OVER HEAD OR SOMETHING#THE LACK OF HER WAS CRAZY#LIKE ALL THIS CRAZY MAGIC IS HAPPENING AND SHES NOT GONNA PEEK HER HEAD THROUGH THE DOOR AND BE LIKE#OH DAMN THATS BAD#AHHHHHH#WHERE IS MY WIFE ARCANE???#WHERE IS SHE????#also I know that adding her in would like--majorly tip the power scales but stilllll#I love her and I want to see her#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane season two#gingernuts after-show debrief
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"Harry Potter? Who's that? Oh, a random child raised by abusive relatives? That's a pity, I'm sure sooner or later it'll get better for him <3"
Excuse me while I faceplant into a concrete wall hard enough to crack it.
Also we know literally 0 about her canon personality, what they're thinking about is fanon Euphemia. For all we know she could have believed Sirius guilty and left him to rot. Remus and Dumbles sure did.
I literally just saw a tiktok of a woman picking HP characters and which one she’d save and then all the comments were like “you can always tell they’re a potterhead when they call Uncle Moony (🤓🤓🤓) ‘Lupin’” and “picking this character over James (aka the guy who died a decade before the series began) is a crime” and “sometimes I forgot not everyone is a Marauders stan” (I see this comment ten times a day, like do Marauder stans just have no originality whatsoever??).
Like why do they refer to fans of Harry Potter as “ew omg Potterheads” as if that isn’t the series they’re creating literal non-existent personalities from?? 😭 Y’all aren’t superior “fans,” some of us actually like characters with screentime who’ve been mentioned more than twice in 7 books. <- We also actually know how old our “favourite characters!!” are; that concept must be so new for Marauder stans.
Honestly, I legitimately don’t have much of a problem with them creating personalities for characters (their insistence on one very specific interpretation is a bit of a red flag tho), but the problem is when they start acting like literal OCs are better than fleshed out, nuanced characters in canon and then acting like they’re superior to fans of the ACTUAL series. I literally love the Marauders era (the DEs + Snape and the Marauders) but WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE Y’ALL ARE PULLING OUT OF YOUR ASSES?? Exploring what little was shown of their characters and making valid headcanons of their personality is ofc okay… but straight up stealing the personalities of other characters in canon, giving their OCs all their qualities, and then acting like they’re somehow superior is downright insanity. 🤠
Also we know literally 0 about her canon personality, what they're thinking about is fanon Euphemia. For all we know she could have believed Sirius guilty and left him to rot. Remus and Dumbles sure did.
It’s actually so sad for them, they have NOTHING, they live off of the crumbs of crumbs. I don’t think her name was even said in canon 😭 at least not more than like two times-
Also I think Euphemia was fond of Sirius because 1. she likely knew how close he was with James for years 2. Sirius lived with the Potters at some point so she and Fleamont had to have gotten a good impression. But like… why do they pretend like she automatically fawned over “her bAbY,” he did come from the Black family so I think it’s safe to assume she and Fleamont were at least somewhat wary of him at first.
(I hate myself for forgetting about your ask 😭 when you sent it to me I immediately started writing my answer then saved it in drafts and didn’t remember until I saw you liking some of my posts 🥲 forgive me pls <3)
#😭#anti marauder stans#anti marauders stans#anti marauderfen#anti marauders stan#harry potter#hp#ask#asks
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You say Reddits and Tiktok are war-zones and its a bad place to be a Elucien and Gwynriel shipper. I've never been on those websites and I'm not planing to but I made mistake of searching "Gwynriel" on twitter and MY GOD it's bad!! Like if twitter its like that and a small part of SJM fandom are there then I don't know what is happening on Tiktok and Reddits!?
You know I always say that Sarah's books reached the wrong audience because of Tiktok for advertising it as a smut books, which they're way more than that. Why do you think when you ask everyone their fav bat boy they say Azriel? Because he has "the biggest wing-span" but what about his character? Nothing. when I first read the books I was ready for Az to be my fav too but all I got was this confusion over what people has been crazy about?
Or why do you think Nesta is now everyone's fav sister and they starts hating on Feyre? Because she's badass and been mean and cruel to every living thing and people find this hot and Feyre decided to have a child with her mate (which I've come to realize so many people hate it when the character has child which I don't understand it at all. Shaming a woman for wanting a baby of her own wasn't supposed to be a thing in 2023 but here we are) and have a little art studio like she always wanted.
What people tend to forget is that these books are so much more that some some sex scenes and supposedly badass female characters.
Don't get me wrong I've grown to love Nesta in her book (and that's because I saw myself in Nesta in so many ways that it even shocked myself) and I'm hundred percent sure I would love Az's or literally any other character who are going to have their story shared but honestly its a shame that these books are reduced to this and a ship war we have no control over because Sarah will write whatever is best for her characters and won't listen to you little idea of 3 brothers x 3 sisters you've been obsessed with like your life depends on it.
And I'm so scared for Sarah and glad that she's not in social media anymore. I can only imagine the death threats these people will send her when the books don't turn out the way they want.
You know, you draw attention to a sad fact.
I do think too many people rely on what others tell them about the books on social media rather than making sure it matches with what is in the books.
It's fine to read all the theories but you have to fact check and make sure what's being said is true rather than blindly spreading them around the fandom as genius takes even though there are glaringly obvious holes that can be poked in them.
Even the rumor that Az has the biggest wingspan, a rumor that will not die.
It was a joke Feyre made to Rhys because she could tell he was stressed about heading to the CON. Can you really imagine her telling the guy she's starting to feel something for that he's got a smaller dick than his friend? 🤣
And just because of that worry, just to get that tightness off his face, even for these few minutes before we faced his unholy realm beneath that mountain, I said over the wind, “Amren and Mor told me that the span of an Illyrian male’s wings says a lot about the size of … other parts.” His eyes shot to mine, then to pine-tree-coated slopes below. “Did they now.” I shrugged in his arms, trying not to think about the naked body that night all those weeks ago—though I hadn’t glimpsed much. “They also said Azriel’s wings are the biggest.” Mischief danced in those violet eyes, washing away the cold distance, the strain. The spymaster was a black blur against the pale blue sky. “When we return home, let’s get out the measuring stick, shall we?”
Rhys has seen Azriel's dick and he doesn't seem all that threatened.
There is an interview SJM did, I have it posted somewhere on my blog, but she was asked who actually had the biggest wingspan and she said that while she has her own thoughts about it (my guess is Rhys considering she said he'd be the ojey thing she'd take to a deserted island) she leaves it open ended for the reader to decide for themselves.
So people getting super obsessed over Az because they think SJM confirmed he's the biggest makes me shake my head.
And shaming Feyre for her choices is someone saying, "Hey! You can't do important things once you have kids!" which is the mentality women have been dealing with in the workplace for decades.
Feyre is a warrior sure.... but there's only going to be so many battles. These characters will eventually have lives that aren't full of war and rallying forces and it's logical for SJM to create a storyline that gives her purpose and a reason to step back and let the other characters shine.
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Black Girl Magic! Janiya Baker Becomes 1st Student In Miami-Dade County History To Jump From 9th Grade To 12th Grade
Posted on August 24, 2023 - ByShannon Dawson
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Congratulations are in order for Janiya Baker, a 15-year-old student from Homestead Senior High School who made history in Miami-Dade County after she became the first student to be bumped up from ninth grade to 12th grade.
Baker is on track to graduate high school in the spring of 2024, according to WSVN.
Now, that’s Black Girl Magic at its finest!
It wasn’t easy an feat.
The 15-year-old high school senior ground through “a lot of work” to accomplish her historic feat. Juggling her homework with cheerleading and her responsibilities as class president, Baker never broke a sweat as she ground her way through ninth grade. Thanks to hard work and determination, the young Miami-Dade County teen now holds the current highest GPA in her class.
“I was ready to finish school,” the beautiful teen told WSVN during the interview.
Baker’s tenacity did not go unnoticed. Her mother, who identifies as Jasmine Gary on TikTok, also saw her unwavering drive to complete high school.
“I noticed she was very accelerated, and I’m like, ‘OK, she don’t make B’s,” so then I’m like, let’s put her in higher classes, and then she started accelerating, accelerating, and she went higher, and she never dropped the ball so I was, ‘OK, let’s go for it,’” Gary shared. “Me and her dad Travis, we raised her to be the intelligent young woman that she is, and we’re proud of her,” the proud momma added.
Gary has been celebrating her daughter’s big jump to the 12th grade on TikTok. In a video posted Aug. 22, the happy matriarch shared a behind-the-scenes video of Baker’s WSVN interview with a caption that read, “So proud of my baby. She made history, now it’s time to take off!”
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Homestead Senior High School also showed love to the historic student on X, formerly known as Twitter.
Reflecting on Baker’s success, Homestead’s principal, Samuel J. Lewis, applauded the young pupil for showing “grit” and “perseverance” during her remarkable jump up to the 12th grade. “It shows a young lady with tenacity and the vision to accomplish her future goals sooner rather than later,” Lewis told WSVN.
Looking ahead to the future, the Miami native hopes to attend Florida International University in her freshman year, where she has big plans to study business and continue cheerleading. She also shared a few words of advice to other students determined to fast-track their high school journey. “Never give up and keep going even if it gets hard, and just have a great support system around you,” the 15-year-old star said.
Baker’s historic accomplishment will be celebrated at the Homestead City Hall.
Congratulations to Janiya Baker! We can’t wait to see where you go next.
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That quote 'women are unaware how much men hate them' and it's pretty apt right now.
Over the last few years I've spent time looking in manosphere circles and this stuff has been brewing the last few years.
There are compilation videos on YouTube by MGTOW (men going there on way) of women that they hate. Mostly tiktoks about dating and feminism. The comments are full of men who talk about how much they hate 'modern women', they hate that were in the workforce, they hate that women have 'high standards' for dating, the gate childless women, they hate career women, they hate single mothers, they hate religious women 'chameleons' they call them, they hate slutty women and they hate that we can divorce now. A lot of them hate their own female relatives.
It's a real visceral hatred. One comment was a guy saying he only spoke to women when he imagined them as an inferior being. Another said all he imagines when women speak was whether or not his dick fits in her mouth. They discuss rolling back the clock on women's rights or talk about women causing the downfall of the west.
They lament the lack of pure women, saying even 18 year olds are 'ran through', used up, smashed, have '1000 cock stare', unable to pair bond, hypergamous whores. Women over 30 are dried up hags who are hysterical, bitter Karen's destined to either die with cats and wine or divorce rape a beta.
When you look at their profiles a lot seem to normal guys. You wouldn't spot them in the wild. And there is a lot of them. People obsess about white male republicans but a lot of them aren't. A lot of these manosphere channels are run by black men. A lot of comments are left by Indian men who complain about Indian women getting 'tainted' by Western feminism. Stuff like fresh and fit is a starting point but these guys get crazier the more you follow the algorithm. Some are religious but a lot aren't. I saw a lot of 'i hate Muslims but Islam is right about women'.
There's a black manosphere guy who films foreign women in his Uber and asks them 'why aren't American women feminine anymore?' and puts up the videos despite them saying they're uncomfortable
They share tips on getting a young, untainted wife from poorer countries. A lot share videos of their trips to South America or Asia surrounded by young women (sometimes VERY young).
You also have the tradmen, who claim to care for women but also believe they are inferior and illogical, best kept at home to serve and raise babies. They will say they value women's natural role', but it's telling that this role requires financial dependence and an inability to leave no matter what (these guys get angriest about divorce). These are the ones who feel most cheated that an income is no longer all a man really needs to land himself the attractive 20 something he feels he deserves.
Then you have guys really angry about the dating market, whine about Chad and Stacey, the 80/20 rule, height standards and hypergamy. They talk about living for the day women 'hit the wall' and they can laugh at their teenage crush getting older and less attractive. I've seen comments where they hope women ask them out, so they can have the satisfaction of turning them down cruelly.
They can't be normal about anything. One Brit talked about going for a walk, and said all the 30 something women he encountered looked miserable. A woman posts a video of her dog and they assume she's fucking it (dogpill they call it, pornrot more like). A woman posts a video for women about life over 30 and they swarm the comments to say how unattractive she is and that women expire.
There are lots of alpha male type accounts on twitter, usually fronted as fitness advice for men. But there are a lot of posts about women being illogical, childlike, simple minded and often just evil. Lot of younger guys follow these and again, chat about how to bring women to heel.
I know as a woman that being aware of this is very straining for mental health. But I don't think pretending these guys are a handful of gross yet mostly harmless trolls is a good idea. And they aren't just cis white men in their mums basement either. The subway shooter was deep in this manosphere stuff, as was the Toronto van killer, yoga shooter and more I'm sure.
A lot talk about wanting sons, but also how they'd never ever want a daughter. The hate is that deep rooted. The she's someone's daughter' isn't going to help them see women's humanity.
Keeping women dependent is what a lot of these guys want. And some don't even want a wife out of it, just putting women back 'in their place' is enough to make them happy. They love watching videos of women being upset, revel in it.
Removing the right to abortion is one step, they are already talking about repealing women's right to vote and a lot want women out of the workplace.
Like idk what the solution is, but these guys are out there and would like to get more extreme.
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Saw some cute couple tiktoks and it gave me an idea for a fluffy request!
Just some hc’s of lwaizumi, Ushijima, Suna, and Hinata not understanding the stereotypes of black women when their gf is anything but that. She’s gentle and nurturing with them, can be firm but does so because she cares, calls them sweet nicknames with a smile on her face, makes banging bentos and dinner, and when she’s not wearing any makeup or accessories; her natural beauty just flexes on them with the sun shining on her melanin.
I just want these boys to simp and be like “Aggressive? Loud? Ratchet? *looks around* Where?” But if someone says sumn racist or calls their queen ugly, shit will be on sight.
A/N: Here you go, anon! Hope you like it! (i lowkey made these really long)
💪To say this man is enamored by you would be a massive understatement
💪You have him so far gone, and he wouldn't have it any other way
💪One of his favorite things about being with you is waking up next to you in the morning
💪The sun hits your skin just right, and he swears up and down you're glowing
💪Of course, no one believes him so he takes a picture to prove that you look ethereal, bonnet and all, and you feel your face heat in embarrassment when you find out he's been showing that picture to his friends
💪Since he has to wake up so early in the mornings, he's very careful when he gets out of bed making sure to not wake you
💪But before he gets out of the door, you're always right there, handing him his lunch before cupping his face in your hands, planting soft kisses on his forehead, nose, and lips
💪And if he could fall in love any harder, he definitely does every time you do it
💪He was working with the team at the gym, and he was getting dressed after showering, wanting to fall right into bed with you when he got home
💪He's smiling like a dork at his phone, reading over a text that you sent him, when someone gets his attention
💪It's someone he's become acquainted with, asking him who the person is making him look at his phone the way he is
💪He proudly shows him a picture of you (thankfully nothing embarrassing), and the guy's reaction confuses him
💪"I bet she's annoying, yeah?" he jokes, and Iwaizumi just squints at him, an irritated look on his face
💪The guy laughs his first comment off before making another one. "Like super loud? You know what I mean?"
💪Iwaizumi scoffs darkly as he shakes his head. "Nah, I don't know what you mean, but you don't want me to find out."
💪The guy's playful demeanor drops fear slightly appearing on his face at his tone
💪"Say something like that again, and I'll break you in half." He puts a light tone on his words even though he's dead serious
💪"Have a nice night," he adds, giving him a hard smack on his shoulder before walking out of the gym a lot angrier than he wants to be
💪But he can't help but think about what the guy said, and he hopes that no one's said anything like that to you
💪He finds you with your back against the headboard, scrolling through your phone, the TV playing
💪He drops his bag, instantly flopping down on top of you, and you chuckle softly as you run your fingers through his hair, your nails lightly scratching at his scalp
💪He's so tired that the feeling has him falling asleep instantly, and you ask him how his day was, and he tenses when he remembers the last conversation he had
💪You notice and stop moving your fingers, and rub your hands over his shoulders instead. "You okay, Hajime?" you ask concerned
💪He looks up at you, a look in his eye you can't read. "If anyone says any disrespectful shit to you, let me know, okay?"
💪You at him in confusion but nod your head anyway, and you know he'll tell you when he's not seconds from sleep, and he gives you a warm smile before pressing a soft kiss on your stomach before he finally conks out
🌾You were probably one of the first people to ever make him smile widely
🌾The first time his team sees it, they're more than shocked, and they constantly tease him about the fact that there's someone that could make him smile that big
🌾He loves coming home to you after practice or games, the house filled with the smell of his favorite food
🌾Sometimes he won't even eat, would rather spend his time in your arms until you make him eat
🌾He's always finding himself at a war with himself, the appeal of going out for a morning run sounding awful compared to staying in and laying with you
🌾He would probably do anything you say, whether that's easing up at practice or making sure he's following a new diet that he's been put on which means that, no, he can't have dessert tonight
🌾He comes home one day, crashing in the bed, and you instantly notice that his shoulders are tenser than usual
🌾Your soft is voice but firm as you scold him telling him, "You shouldn't push yourself so hard, baby"
🌾And that's all it takes for all of the tension to drain out of him along with your fingers playing with the hair at the nape of his neck
🌾For a while, you remained a mystery to the team, only Tendou knowing who you were
🌾And it was all because they just outright ask to see what you looked like, so he claims that it just never came up lmfao
🌾So, everyone is surprised when you walk in, and when they see his face light up, like, instantly
🌾They've never seen him move so fast off the court before, all of them floored
🌾He gives you a kiss on your forehead before promising you that he'll be home early and that he won't overwork himself, and then you're out of the gym
🌾He walls back to the team with a light blush on his face, his lips still upturned in a smile as he reads the note you left on his bento
🌾But as soon as he gets to the team, that same stoic expression is back on his face. "What is everyone standing around for?" 💀
🌾He's one of the first people out of the shower after practice, eager to get home, and he's slipping on his shirt when one of his teammates walks up to him
🌾He's slowly working his way up on actually getting playing time, but he just wants to get home, but tunes into the conversation anyway
🌾He asks him if the woman that walked in during practice was his girlfriend, and he gives him a dumb look at his nods his head once
🌾The guy chuckles lightly before saying, "I bet they're all the same, right?"
🌾Ushijima raises an eyebrow at him. "Excuse me?"
🌾The guy scoffs softly, and as he's about to respond, he slams his locker a little more aggressively than usual, making the guy jump
🌾"You should refrain from saying anything disrespectful about my girlfriend and instead work on your shitty receives," he deadpans, his voice hard before he walks out
🌾He didn't want to even begin to answer the conversation, hating how it sounded like the guy was putting you into a certain group
🌾His shoulders are tense when he comes home for a different reason when you hug him, and he's looking at you, but not saying anything
🌾"What're you thinking about?" you comment, lightly pressing on the wrinkles on his forehead. "What's wrong?"
🌾"If anyone says anything awful to you, you tell me immediately," he says quickly, his voice so serious that it makes your eyes widen
🌾"Okay?" he urges, cupping your face softly
🌾"Yeah, of course," you say, nodding quickly, and he smiles before giving your forehead a soft kiss
🦊There's literally nothing that this man doesn't love about you
🦊Like Iwaizumi, swears up and down that you're glowing when the sun hits your skin the morning
🦊If you're sitting anywhere in the house where the sun hits your skin through the blinds, he'll just stare at you until you finally call him out on it
🦊Has whole albums on his phone of just you, and you and him, it literally takes up a huge portion of his phone storage
🦊He's your biggest hype man, will literally have many photoshoots with you
🦊If y'all are driving around and the sun hits you just right, he's pulling over so that you he can take pictures
🦊This man also becomes a huge cuddle when you start dating, or more like he always wants to be wrapped in your arms or on top of you in some way, shape, or form
🦊This is mostly because your touches are so soft, that it puts him to sleep instantly
🦊It could be your fingers running through his hair, your hands rubbing up and down his back, or when you massage his shoulders after a game
🦊His soft snores fill the room like five minutes after you start
🦊He is very aware of the stuff that you have to deal with, microaggressions and all, and he's quick to shut it down
🦊Matter of fact, it's probably one of his favorites things to do
🦊He likes watching the people who make the backhanded compliments lose all of their bravado lmfao
🦊There was one time where he was hanging out with Atsumu, catching up with him, and he ran into someone that he vaguely remembered from high school
🦊Somehow you came up in the conversation, and Suna was more than proud to show him a picture of you because you're like smoking hot and he loves showing you off lmfao
🦊But he already knows where the conversation is going when he sees the guy's reaction
🦊"Isn't she like--" His comment is cut off when Suna squints at him, Atsumu hiding his chuckle being his hand
🦊"Isn't she like what? Hm?" he hums. "What stupid shit are you about to say?"
🦊The guy tries to backtrack, but Suna cuts him off. "Oh, no, please say whatever you were about to say, I'm all ears," he drawls, his eyebrows raised, having way too much fun
🦊The guy's babbling now, stuttering over his words, and Suna claps a hand down on his shoulder. "Pull that shit again and I'll kill you, yeah?"
🦊He gives him a wink before squeezing his shoulder hard. "Nice talking to you," he jokes before he walks away
🦊And best believe that he will fight anyone that thinks that shit is okay
🍊He's constantly floored by you
🍊When his eyes first landed on you, the world disappeared around him, and it still does every time his eyes land on you
🍊Stares at you a ton until he just tackles you in a hug or kisses
🍊This happens a lot lmao, and you've just learned to let it happen
🍊You're always there making sure he's taking care of himself like making sure he's drinking enough water when he's out in the sun for a long time
🍊He literally eats everything that you cook, and this man eats a lot
🍊He always asks you to come with him whenever he's playing volleyball out in the sand
🍊He tells you it's because he just wants you to be there to watch him, but he's mostly watching you and how your skin glows under the sunlight
🍊He comes up with cute, corny captions whenever he posts pictures of you
🍊Like, "my sunshine under the sunlight," corny stuff like that 💀
🍊His energy seems to be even higher whenever he's with you, and sometimes you have to put your hands on his shoulders to stop him from bouncing
🍊He always asks you to put sunscreen on his face because he likes how softly you apply it, and you always kiss his forehead before you put it on, and it makes him swoon
🍊His friends tease him about how his attention span on actually playing volleyball drops whenever he brings you with him
🍊And he's like "can you blame me???"
🍊Like, all you could be doing is laying there while you're reading or on your phone and he'll stop in the middle of the game or during a break and kiss you before going back to playing
🍊And let someone say something disrespectful about you, and his happy demeanor literally disappears
🍊Some guy that joined their game one day when they were down a player made some comment like "is that your girlfriend? Really?"
🍊And the pride he was beaming about being your boyfriend changes
🍊The smile falls off of his face, and he's stepping closer to the guy, his face goes hard
🍊And he lowers his voice so that his words are out of your earshot
🍊He gives him a dark chuckle. "Say it again, I dare you."
🍊The guy's eyes widen at his tone, and then that signature smile is back on his face. "Watch what you say next time, or I won't hesitate to find you."
🍊The guy is taken aback, and Hinata just walks away, making his way towards you
🍊You haven't seen him yet, and he's laying down on top of you, and you protest about him being sweaty and covered in sand
🍊"You know I love you, right?" You bristle in surprise, a small smile on your face before you nod
🍊"You're amazing in literally every way, and don't listen to anyone that says anything different."
🍊You're confused at the sudden declaration as you reply with, "Thank you, Sho. And I love you, too."
🍊And then he's smiling widely at you, brighter than the sun before he's pecking you on the lips before getting off of you and running back towards the court
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TIKTOK PRANK
Summary: Kira pranks her boyfriend
pairing: Angel Reyes x black!OC
genre: mainly humor lol
word count: 886
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Kira was waiting in the car for Angel while he went out to get their food they had ordered at home. She scrolled through her tiktok, bored as ever until a certain tiktok had came across a screen. It was the one where the person acted like they did something for a piece of candy or some shit.
She rarely ever did pranks on him because well, they either back fires or he takes it too seriously.
Kira smiled to herself, knowing how possessive and territorial Angel got when it came to her and she thought it was the perfect time to use the lollipop in her purse for said prank. She waited 20 more minutes until she saw Angel coming towards the car with a large bag of food. She unlocked the door and allowed him to get inside while she took the food and placed it between her feet on the floor of the car. She discreetly pulled out her phone to start recording on her camera roll to post to Instagrams IGTV later.
"Baby you will not believe what just happened." She stated with fake distress, making sure the camera was on his face. Angel gave her a worried look before he started the car but didn't drive off yet.
"What happened mi amor?" He asked with his attention on her. Kira smirked at the camera before continuing.
"Some man came to the car and asked to see my feet." She replied, watching as his face change from worried to angry. He glanced at her for a second before turning back to himself to calm down.
"Why you talking to random men?" He asked, with a squint in his eyes. Kira rolled her eyes at her boyfriend.
"He approached me dummy. I thought he needed help!"
"What did he look like?" Angel sighed, fingers to his temple.
"He was a really buff white man, black hair, green eyes, all that shit." She noted, towards her boyfriend.
"Well did he say anything else?"
Kira knew she shouldn't have milked it this much but she loved seeing him mad for some reason, "Yeah he asked if I had a man, I told him yes but he clearly ain't care cus he said that he would give me a lollipop if I turned around and showed him my feet."
"What?! Please tell me this a joke!" He bellowed, visibly angry. Kira kept her composure and shook her head at him. It was so hard not to burst out laughing in his face. "I wish it was baby."
"Ah hell nah." He mumbled before reaching in the glove compartment and pulling out his gun. Kira slightly widened her eyes at him. She was about to protest him needing a gun but he interrupted her instead.
"Which way he go?" He asked, looking out the windows, ready to pop whoever spoke to his woman that way. People knew his face and they definitely knew who his girl was so for some random ass man to walk towards his car was a big ass no.
"He went that way!" She replied, pointing with the lollipop in her hand so he could see.
"Okay stay right he—Where the hell you get that?" He asked, looking at his girlfriend to see her with a big ass lollipop in her hand.
"It was free candy..." She trailed off, licking the candy. Angel sighed again, trying his best not to get angry.
"Kira...If that man gave you that lollipop, I'm gonna fuck you up." He warned, sitting his gun in his lap.
"Baby....I only showed him one foot..."
"YOU SHOULDN'T BE SHOWING HIM NO GODDAMN FOOT KIRA!" He yelled, his face visibly red. Kira looked hurt and leaned back from him. She didn’t think that he would yell but she understood that this was a prank
“Why you gotta fucking yell!?”
Angel ignored her, “Throw it the fuck out before I throw you out and beat yo ass down.”
Kira started laughing, “I ain’t throwing shit out.”
Angel’s head snap towards her. “Oh so you ain’t?” She shook her head.
“Bet, when we get home Ima beat yo ass.” He replied, nodding his head as he started the car and began to rapidly drove off. Kira laughed lightly and stopped recording.
“Does beat my ass mean fuck me sideways on the bed?” She asked, peering at her boyfriend.
“Why you think this a fucking game? You showing random ass men your feet and shit for a fucking piece of candy. I’m not playing with you Kira.”
“It was a prank Angel geez!” She laughed, trying to calm down as she watched the look of relief and annoyance go onto his face.
“Your fucking annoying. That wasn’t funny.” He scowled, turning in the driveway of their home. She only kept laughing.
“It was funny. Your cry baby ass. Get the fuck out the car pussy!” She joked, getting out of the car. Angel sped out of the car and glared at her.
“What the fuck you say to me?”
Kira smiled before doing the dash towards the front door, not giving Angel a chance to get inside before she slammed the door and locked it as if he didn’t have a key either.
Angel sighed, “I’m gonna fuck her ass up.”
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