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I did this because of the kids, they wanted a family trip and I thought It was the perfect opportunity to make Viv interact and blend with the whole family. The mission was accomplished but there were a lot of events that made me question my sanity, my darling. And trust me, traveling with Andrew was the minor inconvenient. I really wish you were there but at the same time, i'm glad you didn't have to go through all the chaos. My darling, you are angel, thank you, you know these little things you say and how you include Viv in your routine means everything to me. thank you for welcoming her and making everything easy for her, for me and for edith who adores you and she is excited to visit you. -he is adorable!! i love dogs and cats... and goats...and chickens, well, the list is endless but this one has the cutest eyes and he seems so into you and i can't blame him... so... you decided you adopt a new dog in part because you wanted to entertain my girls? -Gosh! I am so in love. get all the masks and outfits ready, we can have our own mask party in your room after the girls bed time.

oh babe, those call's were also to check on your sanity after some of those very cryptic texts...and i can't even scold you for not saying "no" cause i'm very aware of who i'v fallen in love with. That being said, the place will be toddler proofed by the time you three get here and i'm not gonna lie, i just really want viv and edith to be comfortable here, so i just want thing's to go smoothy — He's pretty darn cute, huh ? a friend of mine saw him at a shelter and called me up when i mentioned i was sorta wanted another dog and it couldn’t have been more perfect. I mean, the three cat's were already powering over poor popeye, at leat it'll level the grounds and keep the girls happy.....as will it for us. I've been so used to living in suits, it took a whole masquerade to pull out the glamour again, but if it caused such a stir....i'm sure i can fufil a simple request. but only if you wear my mask, i've got plenty.

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Cate: I think i am both, so you have the best of both worlds in me. do you want to try? my older children probably swear more than you and i together so there's no remedy or salvation for them, but my two little girls keep some innocence in them. let's keep it in that way until they get older and they start hating me. Trust me, I am not the coolest mom but i pretend to be so fake it until you make it. my young kids are so naive and they still buy it.

Cate: you better keep working, and keep showing the world your gorgeous face, perfect body and amazing acting skills and by the world I mean me specifically. i'm good, i am back and flying to NYC, I am spending there some days, where in the world are you?

Aubrey: the fact that you still want to kiss my cheeks after I threatened to teach your children advanced-level swearing proves you’re either dangerously trusting or just as chaotic as I always suspected. Either way, I’m honored. Don’t worry, I’ll keep it PG...ish. Probably. Maybe. You’re rewriting the whole parenting aesthetic and I’m obsessed. Tiny monkey and all. As for me, I’m alive. Questionable at times, but alive. About to start filming a new movie so life's good. How about you, gorgeous? How's that fabulous life of yours going?

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you incredible woman, where have you been lately? why haven't you been admiring my boobs in person for such a long time?

OH my GOD! Cate fucking Blanchet, you delicious human being, I am totally taking you up on that offer.

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It was a hard, a lot of work and exhausting nights while I was coping with welcoming my daughter, everything felt too chaotic but it worth it, i love the stage, i loved the play and my daughter seems adjusted to us now, by the way, i can't wait until you can meet Vivianne, she is a sweet baby girl who keeps me busy now but i love being her mom. and we had our first family trip with her included, we went to Abu Dhabi and then some days in Dubai. it was fun but now i need to recover from that trip so I am heading to NYC to spend a few days with Jenna. What about you honey? what are you doing lately?

That's good, you deserve that time. Especially since you kicked ass in the play, I am so lucky that I got to see it. Where did you go? Anywhere fun? Yes, I had a few brand things, which was really cool to be a part of. But now I am getting a break so I feel like I must come and see you since it's a rare time of us both having free time.

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I have a LOT to tell you about this not too little vacation with all the gang, It was insane and your daily texts and calls kept me safe but now I need some kind of rehab and my only safe place is with you right now, I can't get rid of my two young ladies so, the three of us are flying to NYC as I promised. I could have arrived today but I had to attend to this talk in London, you know my incapacity to say NO sometimes but now everything is ready to leave and spend some days with you. I want all the comfy clothes, long baths, your food and your long cuddles while the girls get entertained by the new puppy, I saw the pictures and he is so cute!! How did you pick him? Edith and Viv will adore him, you know how weak they are for animals just like their mother. I have another request, could you wear the same attire you showed me the other night? I am still not over it.

Sound's like somebody need's to be revived with some tlc — & you know i wanna hear all about this "colourful" family vacation... but only after you've soaked in my tub, put on one of my comfy robes and let me cook for you. I personally think it's time you find yourself, edith and viv in new york for a little while instead, so i can finally let you in on the little surprise i sorta leaned into for myself but also the joy of the girls ? i'm mothering a new puppy. And just like him, i'm love sick, it's bad, cate.

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Ehemm, excuse me? Did you just mention an obsession for my boobs? is that correct? Kate fucking Hudson we need to talk because it might be mutual. Drinks are on me.

Here goes nothing, I'm not good at this sorta thing, but hi. ha, no that's not it. I could totally stand here and talk about how I love all of you and fangirl about Cate Blanchet's boobs, but nope, I'm going to do that silently, or the way Kathryn snorts when she gets to excited or finds something really funny. I could go on, but I just realized, Anne trying to ruin yet another wedding of mine, kidding baby. I'm Kate Hudson, and yes, you are correct, I'm the class clown you wish you would have had in school. Thank you and now I need another drink. @hfrpstarters

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How do you know i need a wine? you got it, you got me! I need a bottle of wine, perhaps two but it's part of motherhood but i'm done, i need to go back to work.

That is mildly disappointing, however I feel like all of that is much lovelier and much more exciting than my current daily routine of breakfast, dog walks, vocal warm ups, theatre, and then bed. You sound like you need a wine.

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my honest review after a long family trip with all my kids, my new daughter in law, my ex, my sister and mom is: I am dead. I need you. I need some sanity back. @lyonnns

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You gave everything I needed, a very detailed explanation of a modern thing like an specific category of videos on TikTok, you gave a possible solution for my cleaning process and a good option of entertainment during these nights when i can't sleep so thank you for all the valuable information Sophia. I promise I am going to take a look and then we can share tips and compare our magical cleaning mixes at the end of the day.

i really need to figure why cleantok has such a hold on me. now, if you're asking yourself, 'sophia what the fuck is cleantok?' let me tell you, it's asmr but with cleaning supplies. sometimes it's also cleaning, but it's usually in a sink or something. the person making the video will show off the cleaning supplies they're going to use and then they all have these cool sponges with designs on them and everything. they'll put those sponges in the sink or bowl or whatever and just start pouring a bunch of cleaning products in and start squeezing the sponges. it's just so oddly soothing. no waste cause they usually save whatever they've mixed together and then either use it for cleaning their homes or in other videos. has it inspired me to make my own cleaning mixes that smell absolutely amazing? yes, yes it has. please don't ever look under my kitchen sink to figure out how much i have though. anyways, now that i've babbled about my current obsession, i'm sophia and i'm very strange but how are you? and what is your current obsession? @hfrpstarters

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Congratulations!! My kids wanted to watch Minecraft but I couldn't take them, they went with their dad and when they got home, they were so happy so I think I need to watch it even if I don't have idea about the video game and all that but I still try to be a cool mom. so, are you already taking a break? -what do your teenage children prefer to do? because god! teens are so complicated. I don't know how I am still sane with an adult, two teenagers, a 10 years old and a toddler. let's say it keeps me busy. but as an experienced mom, I can tell that teenagers always win for our own mental health as a parents.

I've been going non-stop with all the Minecraft promotion, and I'll just say right now that the feedback from that movie is crazy, and I'm loving it. I loved getting to play Garrett and being so over-the-top; it was a break from some of the things I normally do. I deserve a bit of a break, though, right? Especially since I'm going to start promoting Chief of War soon as well, and that schedule is going to be just as intense as Minecraft, if not more intense. But yeah, I deserve a break, and since I deserve a break, I should get to choose where I take my break, right? Because right now I have two teenagers telling me where they want to go on my break and vetoing every place I suggest to go on my break because it seems boring to them. It's my break, which means it should be my choice, right? Or am I wrong and my teenagers are right? Don't say they're right, though, they'll be smug then. @hfrpstarters

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I was getting stressed and nervous because I did not have any recommendation because these last months I haven't gotten stuck to anything, my kids keep me busy and whenever I want to lay on my couch and watch something, I end up falling asleep but I am glad you recommended yellowjackets, I started it but this is a reminder that I should continue. I never recommend my own shows because that's so lame but you should watch Disclaimer not because of me, but for the rest of the cast and the amazing director we had.

i'm in this weird period where i've been going at 100 for so long that i don't know what down time is. do i travel and do everything i've had on my 'to do' list for the past year or do i hibernate for awhile? only time will tell. i do, however, need some recommendations on things to watch so hit me with what you're currently obsessed with and if the answer is nothing, then let me suggest (shameless plug for the win) 'yellowjackets'. i hear that lottie matthews is a real fun time. @hfrpstarters

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I know how disappointing it can be when you are expecting more of a show and the company decides not to continue it, but it means that the third season will be even better and that more amazing roles are coming your way. Is the last season out already? come on, I am sure this is not the end, this is the beginning of an extraordinary career for a young and brilliant actor like you. you were part of agatha, weren't you? that was also a big thing!

well, it looks like the show i've become quite known for heartstopper isn't getting it's fourth season after all. quite sad news but, we're going to do a movie instead! i think that's a good compromise right? we're going to end it in a much bigger way and i can speak for myself and the rest of the cast easily and say how excited we are about it. it's always like the best and worst to have something you worked on for a bit come to and end, isn't it? so, if you have any ways to cope, do share. i'll need them. || @hfrpstarters

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cate: Bozzo! I miss you!! how is New York treating you? or are you in LA? I can't keep track on you. you're everywhere, but remember, you always can come back to my farm and live the best lesbian cottage vibe. cate: please, don't mention the grandma word out loud, i fear it could be a reality at any time. i am traveling with the family and my son's girlfriend came with us. this is...fun! cate: probably after this little trip with my kids, i will go to NYC to spend some days with Jenna so if you are in the big apple by then, you know we should have a sleepover.

sarah: you can never tame the womaniser within, cate. oh lady, i don't know WHY i haven’t casually been crashing at your place more often, but i can't remember the last time i woke up with what felt like an upper ab workout. it was me being the jackass, jenna was just googly eye's at the mention of you in these forbidden vegas stories. I adore her, but she'll crack so i can't even be mad - but the sweetest bodyguard's! i meaaan come on, you did good, lady. I would say all is good considering you're not a hot grandma yet sarah: finally on my flight back to new york, as much as i'd be tempted to stay a little long i have a fiancee awaiting whom i gotta begin birthday spoiling. my version of "girls gone wild" will be planning, we haven’t really sat down and just...talked about the little things we want, you know? like, time of year, when - that'll certainly make it a lot more real 🫣 for you? i'll even seat your ass right next to her during the dinner...how's that 😉 just you way, as if you won't be an important asset to this whacky wedding

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Cate: Look at you! finally you remember that I exist, it's been million of years and I was starting to feel offended but now since you come to me talking about my mini me, I melt and I want to kiss your cheeks and introduce you with this little monkey. i love being her mom and i am having a good time starting all over again, changing diapers and washing bottles yay! and you can babysit whenever you want, but please, let them know that swearing in school is not good. Vivianne repeats everything she hears so be careful, i beg you. i am a responsible mom even if i don't look like one. cate: where are you? how are you? tell me everything!

Aubrey: Okay, yes, I’m late—time is fake and I’m terrible at etiquette—but congratulations on another mini you, Blanchett. Honestly, at this point it just feels like you’re flexing your effortlessly fabulous life on the rest of us and honestly? I love it. Now, the important part, when can I babysit? I promise to be responsible-ish. I’ll only teach her and Edith two swear words each. Just enough to make them cool, but not enough to get Edith expelled. / @cate-eblanchett

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well, well, I can brag about my family vacations, we've been traveling and enjoying of some family time. i don't know if this is something you'd like to experiment since I'm traveling with a toddler, a nine years old, a teenager with his girlfriend, my ex husband, my sister and mom plus other nephews that are driving me crazy. so, tell me, is this the chaos you're looking for?

I need to live vicariously through you, please tell me you're living a much more exiting life than I am at the moment | @cate-eblanchett

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I understand, work is our life and we can't help it. I finished the show in london a couple of weeks ago and since then, i've been spending time with my kids, we've been traveling and enjoying of a nice vacation, my kids are enjoying our time together, it's special because it's our first trip with my little Vivianne. So, yes, basically. I'm enjoying of some time off after such a long time! what about you? are you taking any break soon, darling?

I am so glad I got to catch the play before you closed, you were so amazing and I could gush about you for ages. I am sorry, I am talking about work again! Work has been keept me busy but I promise I am also trying to find some fun. What about you? What's going on outside of work for you?