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I had the most stupid thought. Monopoly with the ghouls... I just know that'd be a disaster. Somebody would be trying to eat the game pieces. Others are fighting over property.. Somebody is just sitting in the corner scared of everything that's happening.
I imagine Copia had put them in timeout many times which did not work and ended up having to ban the game completely because they can't act right
- 🎸 Anon
I very almost added the Monopoly videogame to the 'ghouls and videogames' ask you sent last until I had images of the Nintendo Switch being thrown out of the window when someone gets bancrupted.
The pack has never actually been able to finish a game of Monopoly because it always ends up with someone crying (normally Phantom) and someone in a blind rage flipping the table (Dew.)
The fighting always starts from the second the game box is opened when everyone quarrels over which piece they all want, despite how they always pick the exact same ones every time. Mountain prefers to just watch and mediate any quarrels that break out while Copia acts as the banker because nobody else can be trusted with the fake money.
everything goes smoothly for the first few turns until more and more properties get bought up. the board quickly fills up with bought properties. Sunny somehow always manages to lose all her money which prompts an argument if she gets new notes or if they consider her bankrupt already. The table gets knocked and they have to pick everything up off the floor and try to remember who was where.
Swiss rolls the dice so hard it goes skidding off the table and under the sofa, so they have to pause the game to move it to retrieve it. It's already been an hour and most of them are getting bored. Phantom ended up in jail 2 turns ago and is unable to roll a double so he has to mortgage his properties to pay bail. Cirrus and Cumulus have somehow managed to build houses already which sends Dew into a blind rage when he lands on them.
Copia has had to move the bank to the other side of the room because Rain kept trying to distract him to steal money so he doesn't have to mortgage his properties. Aurora and Phantom quickly get bankrupted when they run out of properties to mortgage. Cirrus now owns half the board.
Swiss has gotten bored by this point and has started flicking houses at Phantom from over the table. He then pulls a card and has to bankrupt because he can't pay his taxes. Only Dew, Aether, Cirrus and Cumulus are still in the game by this point. Dew and Aether have about four properties between them and the rest is owned by the ghoulettes. Most spaces now have hotels on them. Aether loses to Cumulus.
Dew tries to kick Cirrus from under the table but instead boots Phantom in the shins which makes him burst into tears. He gets told off but it only makes him more angry. Aurora and Sunny are trying to stack the unused house pieces as high as possible on the edge of the table.
Dew lands on Cirrus' Boardwalk with a hotel, immediately loses all his money and gets bankrupted. he flips the table in a blind fit of rage and starts screaming at Cirrus. She screams back at him. There are game pieces all over the floor in the living room. Phantom is crying in the corner with Swiss trying to stop him. Aether is trying to calm down Dew while the ghoulettes try to calm Cirrus down. Rain is somehow managing to ignore the chaos while playing Pokemon
Copia bans the game after that. (it's not like they'd have been able to play again anyway given how most of the pieces were now missing)
#had to google monopoly rules for this#i refuse to play that game#nameless ghouls#the band ghost#ghost headcanons#ghoul headcanons#phantom ghoul#cirrus ghoulette#mountain ghoul#rain ghoul#swiss army ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#cumulus ghoulette#sunshine ghoulette#aether ghoul#aurora ghoulette#copia#calxwrites#calxasks#🎸 anon
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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At your side [End of Season 2]
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#wen qing#jiang yanli#a-yuan#It may have taken a year but we did it! The end of season 2!!!#(Granted: this season was nearly twice the length of season one.)#It's been a really fantastic season to draw for. So many iconic moments! It was a lot of work but I had a blast B*)#I also enjoyed experimenting more and more with my comic style. I'm growing as a comic artist bit by bit!#There is even a little bit of shadowing in this one for next season. As a treat. All the fun (and not heart breaking) scenes to come!#Comic talk time: Recently saw 12 angry men for first time and I love the coincidence of the themes aligning here.#They both touch upon the horror of judicial systems - in which the most persuasive argument wins and the truth is a nuisance.#All it takes is one person to stand against the crowd and say 'I do not know what is true. And that is reasonable doubt enough.'#When the majority is for condemning someone guilty - that in itself is persuasive enough.#One will set their mind to what the 'truth' is and refuse to see it any other way. That their perspective is the only correct one.#No one is born with a monopoly on the truth.#Everyone has biases and agendas. Some care not for the outcome - only that they can be on the convenient side.#Lan Wangji is putting everything on the line to say 'I'm not going to go with the majority vote.'#And that is a huge deal in a story that is so politically focused as MDZS is. Everything is a careful chess move to these sects -#and to not play the game is basically sacrificing everything you are and your families name. For some it is unthinkable.#And there is no doubt in LWJ's mind. He would stand there and lose everything if it means upholding justice.#More importantly - these two have each other's backs. The bond is unbreakable. This is the most ride or die I have seen two people be.
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We don't talk about how long ago I started this haha (there was supposed to be more parts but let's worry about that later).
You should roast Sampo all the time as a Belobog citizen duty.
#honkai star rail#sampo koski#trailblazer#serval landau#lynx landau#this was truly started ages ago and i only did the lynx part today but#gotta share it despite being INCREDIBLY behind in HSR and oof#being denied my game rights bc laptop refused to load the game and was just a black window no loading#then desktop needed to update and took over 45 minutes so i didnt play after cause i was napping while it finished#but then it didnt finish bc my comp went to sleep on its own#so then i had to CONTINUE to update and havent tried since but i should be able to play a bit today (hopeful)#despite what the trailblazers say here i answered every single option i could with happiness to see sampo cause it was funny
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Finally finished persona 3 so heres some art i made of the besties when it was hot out :p
#persona 3#persona 3 reload#persona 3 art#yukari takeba#junpei iori#these two were giving major sibling vibes#i also played this game completely blind#so i refused to look at content as to not get spoilers#so unfortunately im posting this while its cold out now#BUT it was hot before when i drew this#kaiiyoshiiart
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Alternative ending:
As the one minute runs out Tampa screams. Mackenzie exclaims “Ah man! It would have been so cool if you were the one who survived.”.
Pan out to the bonus room, the girls are all huddled around an incomplete Janga tower, Knife is just laying next to Tabitha unamused and just glad that the girls are done treating her like a toy for now.
The girls had simply just been playing Dread the entire time. Mackenzie’s dad and brother’s come home and try and talk to the girls. Mackenzie just just gives them a half-assed wave and basically ignoring them.
“Let’s do another one!” Tabitha exclaims in excitement. “What should the story be?” Mackenzie asks. “Zombies,” Mary suggests, “With worms.” she adds. Tampa cringes, “That sounds gross.” she comments.
“Let’s do it!” Tabitha says.
#I refuse to except the ending#nothing bad happened to the girls#they were playing dread the whole time and that’s canon to me now#cameron saying dumb shit#smosh#smosh games#smoshblr#smosh vs aliens#smosh vs zombies#smosh dread
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"why is ezran only blaming runaan and not zubeia"
because zubeia gave the order when she thought her baby was dead and runaan followed through even when he knew her baby wasn't. because runaan actually committed the murder even when others (like rayla) defected and campaigned to save harrow instead. because ezran has had two years to get to know zym and zubeia first hand. because like him with his father, zubeia was grieving and ezran has always known this; runaan was likely grieving (possibly lain and tiadrin) but why would ezran know this. because zubeia changed her mind and he knows she regrets it. because an actively grieving 12 year old isn't going to be 100% fair and rational, nor does he need to be, nor is him being mad at runaan and just runaan irrational either. why would i expect it to be the same anger towards both of them because the situations and relationships are entirely different in their own way?
#tdp spoilers#ezran#s7 spoilers#tdp ezran#if anything this just makes me want zubeia to have a hand in talking ezran through his grief#'don't make my mistakes' but yeah.#ezran being mad at runaan is so earned and deserved & no it doesn't also have to be directed at zubeia#anyway first and last time i refuse to post what should be obvious ad nauseum#also if we're gonna play the 'who should ezran be angry at' game harrow is ALSO on that list
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#I have been subjected to so many bad takes#Regarding the gamefreak leak#People trying to have the most monetizable reactions#Like my dudes they just wrote pokemon as yokai myths#Then decided not to go in that direction after they wrote those myths#Its really not a big deal#You don’t need some online persona to tell you its ok to still like typhlosion or octillery#You can look at that and go ok and continue playing your games#Also fuck the leaker for doxxing employees#But future content was the line they refused to cross#Chud Behavior
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i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend
#the walking dead game#twdg#violentine#clementine twdg#violet twdg#theres no casual explanation for clems reaction to that why did she look so upset#wide eyed middle distance stare brows drawn mouth open girl please relax#if your friend was wistfully thinking of their dead gf why would you be upset by that 🤨 hmm interesting#part of violets route will be about how she feels she failed minnie and so refuses to fail clementine and continuously makes that choice#and i still have to hear people yap about how she never got over minnie bro i swear some people are playing with their eyes and ears closed#i think her complicated relationship with her not dead not ex is fun and interesting actually and she tells clem not to worry Immediately#i just like poking fun at my girl for being a little jealous 😏 this and the way she looks at them hugging in the woods. i know what you are#her immediate reaction to seeing the v+m heart is also questionable girl why are you making those faces#spaced art 2024
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Scenecore Mabel and Teenage Dirtbag Dipper because I can
LOOSELY based on this. So loosely, if it were pants you wouldn’t even be able to use a belt to keep it up.
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#older mabel pines#older dipper pines#you guys are missing out on the ‘Mabel is the first to get glasses’ headcanon#‘oh we’ll Dipper is a nerd and plays video games all day so he’d probably get glass-‘#no. Mabel ends up being the one needing glasses because she keeps spraying shit in her eyes#is that how eyes work? idk#but I know that I accidentally kept spraying shit in my eyes and now I need glasses#meanwhile my sister ‘doesn’t’#(she does she just refuses to wear them)#in case you were wondering Dippers shirt says ‘humans aren’t real’#I based it off my stuff that says ‘humans aren’t real’
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Gotta give Rekha Shankar all the respect in the world. I don't think even Emilly "Sexy Rat Hilda Hilda Wanda Childa" Axford has ever managed to put the fear of god into Brennan with five simple words: I have a stupid question. I am in desperate need to see the two of them in the Dome together. The chaos they would unleash beggars the imagination.
I feel like the difference between Emily and Rekha is Emily is out to Break Brennan's Game (affectionate) and Rekha is out to Break Brennan's Mind (affectionate). I want them at a table together so badly.
#ask#dimension 20#farmer-10#nsbu#never stop blowing up#obviously this is mostly in jest no one is trying to genuinely break brennan's game or mind#I feel the need to state this bc I've seen ppl ascribe such weirdly malicious intent on the motives of friends playing a game together#refuse to have ppl believe this is serious in any way#'how did you know there'd be a plinth in this fight? Jesus I'm fucking ruined' is my fave emily breaking brennan moment#his voice cracks a little#it's great#'WE READ THE BOOK BRENNAN. AND BY WE I MEAN JUST EMILY."
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This happened to me in actual real life (I was having a dream about BG3 combat and woke myself up in the middle of the night remembering that I'd dropped my staff in combat during my last session and forgot to pick it up).
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#Don't worry it was still there when I went back lol#That was also the first and last BG3 dream I've had since I've been playing this game my brain refuses to let me be happy#bg3#baldur's gate 3#croissant adventures#tav#life imitates art#comics
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#fifth doctor#ainley!master#doctor x master#classic who#doctor who#dw#*#LOVE this moment & it gives vital context to what happens in planet of fire i think#god. the mind games the master is playing here#things he knows the doctor is going to do:#1) refuse to kill him in a duel to the death#2) beg for the master's life#3) choose an innocent's life over the master's#this whole scenario (which the master has scripted! entirely!) is him going 'SEE. I KNOW YOU.'#it's like. i can prove you still care about me. and also. i can prove you don't care about me enough#it's not enough!!!#it's like the master saying to the doctor 'how can you ask me to change my ways when you won't change yours'#'what is any olive branch from you worth when i know you'll make this choice'
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modern au andrew making AITA Reddit posts during the mania of the meds. not because he actually wants or cares for the input but just for the shits and giggles. he has to keep making new accounts because moderators think he's clogging up the subreddit with "obvious trolling".
#AITA for refusing to play the sport i'm at college for AITA for drugging my teammates AITA for killing my twin's mom#it feels wrong to type “modern au” when it's just a switch from 2000s to 2010s-2020s but oh well#pre-emptively saying yes i am aware this is unrealistic suspend your disbelief it's fun#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard
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my prediction for the ending of spiderman 2 is that peter will hold harry so gently like he did in ultimate spiderman and then they'll kiss and tell each other how much they love each other and-
Edit 1: I’m finally gonna be playing Spider-Man 2 this weekend and I would just like to say I get mental damage every time someone reblogs this with something along the lines of “how does it feel to get it so accurate” /hj
Edit 2: I AM A SAD, SAD BROKEN MAN. APOLLO HAS GIFTED ME THE POWER OF PROPHECY. DAMN YOU INSOMNIAC DAMN YOU.
#i refuse to look at any content for this game until i play it and i have no idea when i'll be able to#time to start muting some words on tumblr......#insomniac spiderman#insomniac spider man#harry osborn#peter parker#spider man#parksborn#peter x harry#lynx posting#edit 1: it feels great to be right actually (I have no idea what the ending of the game looks like)#edit 2: that ending felt so bittersweet after Peter said ‘’ilove you’’#i wanted to feel happy for Peter and MJ but. what the hell#if Harry isn’t in Spider-Man 3 I *will* go to jail for reasons#anyways time to finally watch jackscepticeye play it#*dies and never returns*
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Overly sexualized female designs in videogames honestly still piss me off so much I'll still refuse to play whole games if I see that shit. It's pathetic we shld be past this
#like in that last post maaaybe itll get a bit of a pass if its at least cunty but thats so rare#there are popular games that i still refuse to play cuz of this
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