#i really need to think of more stuff for this dude. if yall have any ideas how we can make Bailey a legend

[chronicler-of-narrative]

Man, Bailey (not an oc, but the chad known officially as Bailif Defector) really seems like the type to be super cheesy.

Like just imagine you summon him during a defection and he comes in with something like "your bailif, here to give out punishment!" Or smth like that.

(Yes, im thinking he would be a cool-ass failsafe for defection missions)

Also thank you @goldenboikuvasauce for helping me come up with the idea of him as a summonable.

Would ya'll like to play defection more if you could summon old Bailey charging into the tile and knocking back the infested for the sake of his Kavor brothers and sisters?

[hijackalx]

GALE NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

gale will insist on doing the clean-up himself. like cleaning up both u and him. it's just his gentlemanly nature 😇 i think he also will ramble about stuff completely unrelated while doing it too 😹😹 like while he's wiping off ur face or something with a warm rag he'll be saying shit like "hm. i wonder where tara is, haven't seen her in a while. probably off eating pigeons, i suppose" STOPP IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

i think he's pretty proud of his shoulders. they have good width to them and idk they just look nice and stronk 💪🏻 as for his partner, he is a thigh man. he lovvessss thighs. will kiss and squeeze them while u sit on his face. also, if ur AFAB, he will not ever hesitate to grab a titty 🤭

C = Cum (anything to do with cum,

basically)

not getting any specific places where he likes to cum. i think he will cum anywhere as long as it's on/in u. waitttt he probably does like to cum in ur mouth doe. and maybe to smear it on ur lips a little like some lip gloss 😊 LMAO

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

lowkey think he's a little bit of a voyeur ooohhh nasty boy. idk like i think hes into watching/hearing other ppl fuck but he is deeply ashamed of this so dont ever bring it up 😹😹

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

dawg. nobody can convince me his first wasnt mystra. sooo.... not SUPER experienced in terms of like... numbers...... but him and mystra was doing some freak shit....... i just know it.......

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ugh this is a good question. i think he likes cowgirl. u have to hold his hands tho and make eye contact with him or just forget it gurl 🙄✋ he likes to admire ur body and watch u use him to get off

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

okkk gale can be a little silly sometimes but are we surprised ?? HES ALWAYS SILLY !! i think he switches between serious and goofy. he takes mess-ups and embarrassing moments pretty well and will never make u feel bad over them 🥺 like he'll use humor to make u feel comfortable and safe I NEED HIMMMMM FUCK

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

yeah hes pretty hairy. i dont think his hair is EXTREMELY thick tho. like he has fine, kind of curly kind of straight body hair? not a lot on his chest but he does have a happy trail, pubes, ARMPIT HAIR 🤤, and leg and forearm hair. i think it looks rlly good on his forearms too eugh.......

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he can be really romantic if he wants to (which is most of the time) but like i said he can also be unserious. but that doesnt make it less romantic i guess ???? anyway yeah he'll even plan everything out. like the type of dude to light candles and lay rose petals and shit 😹😹 probably likes to have some wine beforehand to get yall in the mood better too

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he will but i dont think he does often. if ur an option he prefers that. if not theres like a 50/50 chance he'll beat off. lowkey feel like he might debate on whether or not its too much work and if he should just go to sleep instead LMAO WAIT PAUSSEEEEEE MAGE HAND ????? yeah...... yeah gurl. if hes feeling lazy thats how its gonna go. prolly will close his eyes and pretend its ur hand

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

normally somewhere secluded like in a room together on a bed but if hes feeling spicy then somewhere with the possibility of getting caught 😏 maybe on a balcony somewhere or IN THE FUCKING SKY

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i think hes pretty sensitive and in tune to teasing glances or accidentally-on-purpose touches. wordddsss too bro. loves dirty talk so much. especially if ur the one to talk dirty to him. ugh ok gemini vibes yall? yes or yes? anyway whisper things in his ear or say suggestive things in front of other ppl, like innuendo shit 😹

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

uhhh... umm.... uh

jk he wont do any noncon roleplay or anything like that. not sure if theres anything else tho 😭

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

wants to give and receive but has a preference for giving head like its probably his fav sex act 😭😭 yall know hes good af at it too and probably says nasty shit while hes doing it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he'll adjust depending on what u want. but if ur riding him he likes when ur more sensual that way he can admire ur body a little better

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesnt seem like a quickie guy to me. like i said he likes to plan it out most days.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

😐

yes. hes a freak yall

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

if he does most of the work then he wont want to go another round but if its u then he probably will. i think it just depends on his mood too. if ur not satisfied yet tho he will use mage hand or projection gale to help 😹😹

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i think he likes to tease a generous amount. he can dish it out but cant take it tho he gets flustered pretty fast lol

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not extremely loud but will moan/whimper whatever. hes not afraid to make noise like not ashamed at all but i dont see him being obnoxious lol. mostly just talks tho LMAO

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

hes pretty much always thinking nasty but not always horny. he just like me fr. prolly not trying to smash often tho cuz he likes to plan ahead and make everything perfect. will fuck maybe 3 days a week unless ur really raring to go 😭

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

will prolly catch up on a book afterwards for a while before going to sleep. this is so comforting to me tho like what? imagine being all fucked-out and snuggy while ur bae reads their lil book and looks after u while u sleep.... need

[yyokkki]

Asking to Sketch Them

POMEFIORE 

Vil Schoenheit 

You’re gonna have to schedule an appointment with Vil’s manager first darling, but, because you’re his friend he will accept the request free of charge

Literally started this entire hc series because of this man, the way I draw him does not match up to his standards whatsoever

The best model you could ask for, because it’s Vil so of course, but Pomefiore can prepare any set you ask for in the snap of a finger and they’re giving you a free spa treatment after this???

And that’s exactly why he’s the worst model you could get

Pressure cranked up to 100%

His face is so symmetrical and oh god rook is breathing over your shoulder, staring as you work and he hasn’t blinked in a w h I l e

Once you’re done Vil gives a balanced amount of positive feedback and helpful criticism

But rook

Dude is n it p ic k y, there’s no malice but the guy is intensely observing everything Vil does daily so he definitely has stuff to say no matter how good you do

If you don’t mind the bone crushing pressure, this is probably the most helpful session you could get with genuinely good advice and tips at least in the realm of drawing people as beautiful as Vil

Its either -100/10 or 100/10 depending on how much pressure you put on yourself im sorry but if I were asked to draw a portrait of fucking Beyonce while she sat right in front of me I would cry

Rook Hunt

Boy is grinning ear to ear

Contrary to… Above, Rook is very happy to model for you

Rook is very skilled at staying still for prolonged periods of time even in the most precarious positions so go crazy (revenge)

Usually he’s the observer so to be the one being observed is kind of nice to him in a way

Once you’re done he improvs a unique poem about your masterpiece and how much he loves it 

Whether it’s stickman or hyperrealism on ms paint, he’s framing your work and hanging it up in his room

Next thing you know there’s a scented letter full of flowery poems detailing his gratefulness and his awe at your skill, as well as a huge oil painting of you ready to be hung up somewhere in Ramshackle dorm

This stuff probably comes naturally to him

9/10 Actually quite pleasant for, well, Rook

Epel Felmier

Vil hasn’t gotten around to teaching him how to pose for portraits yet cuz he’s really trying to hammer in the basics first but he will do his best!!

After you actually manage to convince him to do it that is

Posing for a portrait sounds stiff and boring and he’s already forced to put up with that everyday at his dorm

Bribes? Pomefiore basically has everything he needs and more

Food? Vil is gonna kill him if he eats anything outside his meal plans

A place to hide from Vil? Ramshackle is falling apart, he breaks in visits every other day with the other first years already

Your hand in marriage? I don’t think you should be offering something like that for a portrait

A competition? Ya bet yer ass I’m winnin

And now you’re drawing Epel while Epel is drawing you, with the other first years acting as judges

Honestly pretty fun, the atmosphere is light hearted

The other first years are arguing at the side and both of you aren’t super cut throat about it, cracking jokes and laughing at the dumbass combo whenever they do or say something distracting

You exchange the portraits at the end and Epel actually had a good time so it’s a win win situation and yall get to have a sleepover later

He challenges you to an apple carving competition next 

8/10 Turned into more of a first year hangout but it was a good time so who’s complaining

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Heartslabyul | Savanaclaw | Octavinelle | Scarabia | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Diasomnia  

[rzyraffek]

You did a request on fainting in front of Brahms, so how would the Sinclair Brothers react to reader fainting? Thank you! Y’all have a good one! :3

Yay! My writing spirit came back! So now imma spam you all with fanfics!! I also wrote a bit more that JUST Sinclair bros

They/them, sfw, Request Open

Slashers with s/o that faints

Bo sinclair

Will immediately pick them up, check for any damage.

Will be stressed af, and get so protective i swear

Will overthink it, he kinda has anger issues so he might think he did something that casued it??? Idk

When s/o wakes up he gonna be so realived. They really gave him a scare

Will ask if anyone hurt them? Or is it like normal for them

Overall 7/10 probably died 5times while waiting for you to wake up

Vincent Sinclair

Tralala vibing with my love lala HU- WHY ARE THRT ON FLOOR??? UHH BO? BO! S/O IS IN FLOOR

Will knee and check breathing and heart beat. Of thank god at least they are alive

With bo's help carried them to bed room and he didnt leave their side! Holding their hand whole time

When they wake up he gonna shower them with kisses and hugs!!! Yay so you are alive!!! Yay!!

Will lay in bed with them, moving his legs in air while s/o turns into Wiki page and tells him all sympptoms, what to do ect

Overall 8/10 live laugh love Vincent

Lester Sinclair

S/o got to tell this man about their 'fainting problem' before it happends

Bcs this dude might cry, or have mental break down

Especially if it happend when yall where in Forest, AWAY FROM ANYONE THAT COULD HELP OR COMFORT

S/o probavly gonna wake up in middle of car ride home and this guy will be so relived

Guy will acually take notes of stuff he needs to know about their fainting problem, so in case he panics next time he has everything written down

Overall 9/10 boy is doing his best

Jason Voorhees

P.A.N.I.C

Immediately picks them up, so so worried, will check their heartbeat by putting his ear on their chest

Lays them down on the most comfy bed he could find in this god forsaken camp

Sits down next to it (probably in chair or if there's non he will just sit on ground)

When they wake up he will be so so happy but also so so puzzled? Did you ate something bad? Were you too hot? Too tired? Too worried? What happened! Tell him

You gotta to tell him step by step how to react, how to notice that s/o will faint and what to do afterwards

Man will be on full alert after every time they pass out. Like this guy will lay them gently down, put water bottle right next to them so it's close and litteraly stab anyone in 100meter radius (boi gets protective)

Overall 8/10 good care taker

Myers Micheal

... okay? So your sleeping now??? Weird

Nah but fr he was in ASYLUM for FEW years, he probably saw plenty of people who pass out, due to stress, emotions, self destructive stuff ect ect

So he knows what to do and how to do. But he simply doesn't want to lol

Hes sure that you will be fine. He will just make sure that you didht break anything or that you are laying in position that makes you able to breath of course

S/o gonna wake up with muscle pain and headache :(

Gonna tell micheal that. No babe you arent edgy, you are just an asshole

Next time he gonna sigh loudly and put s/o back to bed. Only because they gonna be mad at him afterwards.. its not that he cares! Pfff micheal? He totally doesn't care pfff

Overall 4/10 will judge the position you passed out in

Billy lenz

Will sit on their chest, litteraly he gonna choke them frfr. But he didnt mean to so it doesnt count!

Will talk to them while they are passed out

Will drag them to couch because no way in hell hes going to drag them all way upstairs

Will get bored and lonley >:(

When s/o wakes up they have to explain to him that, no s/o wasn't sleeping, they were timed out of life

Gonna bring them glas of water

Gonna look at them with his goblin eyes,and be like 'sooo can we play uno now?' 'Honey I see everything doubled now 'okay... so can we play uno now'

Next time they pass out he is gonna put them in so many blankets they turn into burrito (not only in looks but also its probably extremely hot)

Overall 6/10 would rather play uno

Asa emory

"Ooh honey..." picks them up✅, carries to bed✅, puts in right position✅, grabs water and mess from kitchen✅

He is so ✅✅✅

Will ask them about how they feel, do they need to puke? Maybe stronger meds? Are you cold? Or maybe too hot?

But he isn't very 'in your face' with all those questions, he asks them just like doctor would, with absolute no emotion or huge facial reactions. He knows it might be stressful or overwhelming

Will give space if needed

He also made sure to reread books and articles about people who pass out randomly to make sure to read theirs body language

Dont worry little butterfly you can rest now

Overall 10/10 but made you watch his beatle collections while you couldn't leave bed

[sequs-art-box]

give me ALL your Anger headcanons,,

You sure you want that? Okay.....

• Has a high pain tolerance. The most you'd get with a punch to his stomach is a small grunt. Nothing more.

• Continuing the tolerance thing, he has extremely high spice tolerance as well. Maybe to the point of not having capsaicin sensors at all. That'd be so funny honestly..

• Cold Take: Anger is Gay and Ace.

• SLIGHTLY WARM Take: He's Biromantic and Ace.

• Physically strong. Even more than Embarrassment. He could have broken through his grip no problem. Do you SEE my vision.

• Completely immune to lava (this is kinda canon already but I don't care >:>)

• Emits heat, even when he's not super angry. The other emotions use him as their personal heater- similar to Baymax in that one scene- during the winter.

• Has woken up the other emotions due to a bad dream many times. Surprisingly enough, his fire extinguisher hasn't been used yet.

• Anger is Joy's second in command.

• One kind of pain he can't tolerate are migraines (totally not projecting)

• I've mentioned this before but I like to think Anger is really good at making the others feel better, whether if it's about themselves or about how they work (gestures to the scene where he comforts Joy)

• Used to sleep with a tank top on but took it off after finding out going shirtless was way more comfortable

• Likes generally hardcore sounding music, but he doesn't mind some relaxing genres too. He ain't afraid to admit that either. He can listen to whatever the fuck he wants.

• Didn't like tea until Fear made him try it (Fear didn't like coffee until Anger made him try it)

• Doesn't have good handwriting. It's not too bad but Joy, Fear, and Anxiety wished he slowed down and wrote a little better.

• Anger is actually a very organized emotion, at least with the stuff he cares about.

• Cheeks turn cherry red when he's flustered (think of it like an opposite reaction to his orange cheeks when he's angry)

• After the events of the first movie, Anger had to *really* learn to control himself. That work definitely paid off by the second movie.

• He's actually not that bad of a dancer, yall just don't give him enough time to practice.

• Tends to babysit Envy a LOT. Says he doesn't like it but he's 100% a father figure to her now. Sorry, no takebacksies.

• PEOPLE THINK THIS MF CANT RUN OR SOME SHIT but he keeps up with the others just fine in the second movie. Dude literally works out every day how can he NOT.

• MY Anger is a good singer, but OG Anger isn't. Sorry bud. I can't see (hear) it.

• He is textbook "act now think later"

• Unintentionally an early bird. Often the first to wake up cause he needs to get shit done.

• The console was made with very durable material, specifically to withstand Ange's outbursts.

• He may be the "youngest" of the original five, but he acts like the oldest.

• Anger's love languages are quality time and acts of service.

• He was the first one to be brought down to the Belief System.

• Despite having a high spice tolerance, he's more of a savory/sweet guy.

• I love to think that Anger is unintentionally charming.... Giving him a high rizz score here. Sorry not sorry.

• Extremely protective of the other emotions. Doesn't show this side often, but when it matters, he'd fight till he fades from existence for them.

• Tried to learn origami with Joy but he kept burning the paper.

• Likes Western dragons more than Eastern dragons, he finds all kinda super interesting though.

• Owns multiple ties with the same design (this can be said about the other emotions too)

• If I were to give him an instrument, he's totally rock an electric bass, or any low sounding instrument.

• Anger is a dog person.

• Looks SUPER good with blue and black clothing. He should wear it more often.

• When he can't show affection to someone, he just punches them (toph from atla core LOL)

• Some positive aspects of his character: Loyal, compassionate, ambitious, and confident.

● Stopped reading the Mind Reader newspapers because they lost their journalistic integrity.

• I will edit this with more headcanons in the future. Enjoy this for now :))

[majimasleftasscheek]

I was wondering if you had any nsfw headcanons re: tigerfish? mostly asking cause i was thinking about the idea of nishiki doing his little hair-slick-back thing whenever he’s feeling Spicy (more dominant, regardless of position) so if/when he does that when they’re making out or whatever saejima knows what’s coming hehe

hope this isn’t too uncomfy to ask or anything! thanks for making me a fan of this tiny little ship lmao <3

not uncomfy at all! I'm always happy to talk about nsfw 😏

*as usual, even tho I talk about em as cis dudes, yall are welcome to imagine them however 😌

so prolly an uncommon take but Saejima's always sorta sat on the ace spectrum for me personally like he's into people but not in a way that's like something he'd go out and seek nor really need to be happy. not into being touchy feely with people he's just met and needs a bit of emotional bonding to let that happen *insert some joke about him making everyone he meets his kyoudai lol*. so when it comes to Nishiki, he feels a lot more comfy being openly intimate since they've gotten plenty of time to know each other in jail. Nishiki on the other hand, gives me casual guy™ vibes so he's into slapping the salmon whenever however but not in a wildin' type of way. he's into trying new things but also enjoys comfortable patterns that don't necessarily have to change anything up.

so when they're first shooting the shit about getting their freak on, I can see Nishiki being kinda surprised at first by Saejima's preferences but totally gets it too. he's used to Kiryu being a loner type who isn't exactly going out of his way for the ultimate boner experience. where they differ tho is Saejima is experienced while Kiryu just sorta bumbles through it. Saejima on the other hand, sees Nishiki who was a prominent crime boss and conventionally very pretty so he's thinking oh yeah Nishiki's prolly some kind of sex pest but is pleasantly surprised when Nishiki's more than considerate and patient.

now, Nishiki's been with people of all sorts so he knows his shit while Saejima is more like yeah I know my stuff but I ain't into it enough to really know if I'm performing up to the standards for my partner. he has a good bit of anxiety about that sorta thing and Nishiki didn't really believe him at first cuz like, just look at him. Saejima doesn't look like he'd have anxieties about anything so that's a hurdle they'd have to cross. Nishiki ends up being the lead in most cases, if anything to show the types of things he likes and to give Saejima confidence that he's doing a good job.

when Nishiki leads, he's either topping or power bottoming which defo pumps up the fish ego. but when tiger tops, it's more of a service top thing - he wants to see Nishiki pass the FUCK out lol. he wants to see toes CURL, he wants that ex patriarch to BEG for more. it makes him happy, knowing he can bring Nishiki down a peg for all the pride he's got in him. for Nishiki, it's a nice balance of leaving the work to Saejima while still being in control, even more so when he's going evil mode and gets a mad kick out of having such an imposing man at his beck and call hohohehe.

Saejima's very much not horny ever so Nishiki's gotta be the one to get him in the mood which is perfectly fine for the two of em. it's part of their foreplay, lots of talking and touching and even if it doesn't pan out to anything, they still enjoy just being around each other.

when Nishiki tops he's real sweet about it, very handsy and slick, doing everything you'd expect out of a well choreographed movie tbh. it's a very ideal time and Saejima just sorta gets lost in it, unused to being treated well and gentle. he's definitely prone to being a bit more emotional during these times and not afraid to show it which shocked Nishiki for a time until he got used to it and has come to really enjoy bringing such feelings out of him.

EVIL MODE so there's occasions where Nishiki's into the rougher stuff *insert whatever your heart desires here* and it's a lil bit embarrassing for him cuz there's been occasions with past partners where it's not exactly been the most enjoyable experience for either party, due to inexperience or going too far, etc. he's a lil too eager and too aggressive for his own good, especially back then cuz he had some aha issues to work out and ended up unintentionally taking it out on others.

so insert Saejima who proposes hey let's try out whatever the hell that maybe other people couldn't handle and Nishiki's hesitant, thinking, oh nah you already have anxieties and I can't do that to you but it's in the back of his mind like I want to tho. a big component of nsfw tigerfish to me is that they have a theme of taking time to get to things with a certain gentleness unlike my kazumaji hcs where they have a very intense, impulsiveness to them. so it takes a hot minute for Nishiki to open up this more aggressive side of him that for a long time he's suppressed cuz he felt that there's no place for it even tho it's very much a part of him.

so when Nishiki does eventually start to tip toe into his more perverse kinks, Saejima gives him comfort in that nothing really shocks him about what he wants and he's more than ready to handle it physically. with Nishiki leading, it's a good time for the two of em; Saejima can be of service while Nishiki can feel freer to explore this part of himself without judgment or so much worry.

after all that, aftercare! very important. it's usually Saejima who takes care of Nishiki, wrapping him up and massaging out the jitters. sometimes, one or both of them can experience some mixed emotions from a variety of things, performance worries, trauma, etc so they spend a lotta time just talking to each other. there's a lot of reassurances but also just a lot of wanting someone to listen.

random shit

Saejima loves some good head and body worship. he knows he's got a fine bod so complimenting him is the good shit 👌

Nishiki's all about smooches whether they be deep ones or just lil pecks here and there. ever since post y1, he's been one for enjoying simpler affections, especially when he knows his partner means it.

Saejima's a handsy drunk with people he's close to, but it's all cuddles and kissing and then passing the fuck out.

as a material girl in a material world, Nishiki gets off to gift giving lol. definitely has a praise kink but you gotta be a bit careful. be too dick sucky and he starts to feel like you're just patronizing him.

both of em are into overstimulation for different reasons: Saejima likes the intenseness and Nishiki likes inflicting it (receiving it ain't so bad either). Nishiki doesn't exactly have Saejima's stamina so they got a lotta toys just for the occasion 👀 there's been many a time where Saejima gets into it more than Nishiki can handle and he's then down for the count.

Nishiki tends to keep his prosthetic arm on and doesn't particularly like bringing attention to his disfigurement in general so when he's being intimate, he wants to be treated as if his body is like anyone else's. in that way, he's not into body worship at all, as he sort of warps it into pity he doesn't want.

Nishiki's possessive - not to the same extent Majima is @ Kiryu but it's there in the sense of like, look at this guy, he's mine.

bonus monster AU stuff 👀

as a literal tiger man, Saejima's got a lot of cat characteristics including loving pets and pats. Nishiki's learned very quickly which spots are best to get Saejima riled up and fiesty ;)

that being said, he's got a spikey dick lol. the spines aren't harmful, they more or less lock his partner to him which can end up being inconvenient if they're in a hurry.

big claws = lots of big scratches all up Nishiki's back. Saejima gets nervous he's hurting him but Nishiki think it's pretty hot to be marked up.

[34saveme34]

ep 2 Crashing Down and Building Up

ayy here it is!!!!! I think I like this one more than the previous, hope yall will too

words like 6.4k if I remember right, we getting silly

The silence between them wouldn’t last forever though.

“I’m pretty sure I wanted to do groceries today” 4 spoke out loud.

Trey was about to ask what could stop him in that but stopped himself as he quickly remembered.

“Well, I guess we could go together, while we try to figure this out”

“I… hate that”

“Like I wanna hang out with you! But I kind of don’t want to separate while we’re like this. Besides, who knows what ELSE could happen if we do, you’ve gotta think it through, dumbass”

4 was quiet for a while. Trey looked at him tense, expecting any kind of answer out of him.

“Sometimes shit can’t be comfortable and you’ve gotta get used to it, man” Trey added.

4 sighed.

“Wish it didn’t need to be that way but… you’re right”

Trey wordlessly went to his roommate’s closet. Looking at the clothing he realised they’re the same size. He didn’t know why he’d take note of that but whatever. He chose whatever he found most presentable from there, although 4’s stuff was really plain. It did make him think about how much more stylish his transformed outfit was. He chose not to think too hard about it. He didn’t need to. Meanwhile 4 was too lost in his thoughts to notice his roommate was dressing up a few meters away from him. Or he was just really strongly zoning out, scared of seeing any weird reaction. Regardless it did surprise him to see Trey dressed up.

While he didn’t have much trouble dressing up, 4 seemed to be frozen about it.

“Thought you wanted to go?” Trey questioned him.

“Yeah! It’s just- it’s… um… awkward to…” 4 couldn’t hide that this flustered him.

“What? Afraid to see the nude form of another man? What are you, a baby?”

“Sheesh dude just… I’m not… give me a moment to figure it out”

“I’m not dressing you up”

“I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO??”

Trey laughed at the reaction.

“Just messing with you. Just grab some stuff, go to the bathroom and somehow make it through. I’m not THAT ugly, am I?”

“...No- okay, I’ll try,,” that was a belated reaction. Was 4 considering calling him ugly? Well regardless, 4 clumsily grabbed some stuff while trying to keep it together, his face was so red, Trey found it hilarious. 

As soon as 4 was gone, he went back to his laptop, opening it up again.

“Oh!” a distraught voice came from the laptop “Thought I’d be trapped in darkness forever”

“I’ll consider that”

“HUH NOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT-”

“Anything? Well… what does SMG4 have on his pendrive then? He’s not here right now and I won’t snitch” Trey grinned with evil intent.

“You think you can bribe me??”

“I guess you must really like being in the dark and…. lonely, right?”

“I-I” Puzzles wasn’t sure what to say “... you’re awful, I hope you know”

“Sure, now tell me about it”

“Well- it’s… sound effects, meme sounds and videos…. but he has it all encrypted so his collection is like… cooler. You would USUALLY use this kind of encryption for more serious things, like the core file”

“core file?”

“The CTMGC file. Yours has one too”

“Oh, it’s a core file, huh? What does it actually stand for?”

“4 and I have been trying to figure it out. We’re sure it’s a core file based on its behaviour though. Once he tried to remove it and I- I well… I think I got to experience what true hell is”

“That true hell sure sounds intriguing” 

“Oh, cut that out! It’s like you WANT to see me suffer! But yes, it was awful, like being ripped from reality”

“I mean, it’s amusing but it’s not like I want it. I’ll forget about that as soon as your idiot comes out finally dressed… why is this fucker taking so long to dress up? Ugh”

“Don’t be so harsh on him!” Puzzles looked like they were about to cry, hopefully because of the slander 4 was receiving and not something else!

“You know trying to prohibit me from that won’t actually work. You know, I have free will and all and I’ll call him a loser whether you like it or not”

“Ah… I guess so”

Trey was left feeling a bit weird over Puzzles’s sudden loss of excitement. It was actually starting to feel a bit awkward. Ugh, did he really feel bad for some lines of code a bit too sentient?

“Since when can computer programs feel sad?”

“I’m NOT just a computer program. There’s… there’s more to me”

“Yeah? Like?”

“I-” they seemed to panic “I don’t have any obligation to show you”

“Damn. I guess you don’t actually wanna look good in front of me!”

“I don’t! I really don’t. What reason do I have to look good in front of someone as rude as you? What reason do I have to look good in front of someone who doesn’t like my friend? What reason do I REALLY have to prove anything to you if knowing what I’ve seen it won’t bring any positive effects? Whaaat, am I supposed to seek your approval, ay? Am I?”

Trey looked at him wide eyed. Trying to ignore how the words made him feel, he thought through how to word his next sentences.

“Alright, let me reword it. Think about it logically. I’m a fellow uh.. super hero? Whatever the hell we’re… supposed to be. I’m the closest thing you have to getting to know more about what we are. Wouldn’t it help you figure out more if you tried to trust me at least a little bit? Like a business relationship”

“Hm” Puzzles had an unreadable expression, something unusual for him.

“What do you say?”

“Turn on 4’s pc. No need to move the USB”

“Oookay?” he did as he was told.

“Now. Watch” Puzzles said as he disappeared from his laptop and appeared on 4’s monitor instead. 

Trey gasped.

“Huh! How’d you do that?”

“It’s a part of the things I can do. As I said, I’m anything but an ordinary computer program. Although I can’t deny 4 did help but I was able do to this without him too”

“Mhmm”

“You know it surprises me you don’t have such a thing on your own USB”

“I mean… I never really thought to try anything like that with it. I don’t… really know if it has anything special like that”

“I guess we can help you with that. As- business partners or whatever you said”

“Sure, yeah, I’m fine with that” Trey chuckled.

And then 4 finally came out from the bathroom, with a nervous yet hardly readable expression.

“You ready to go?”

“Why is my PC on..?”

“I just showed him one of my tricks. No need to panic, all of your meme collections are still safe”

“Alright” 4 breathed a weirdly heavy sigh of relief “I guess I’m good to go then! We’ll be back as soon as possible, Puzzles! You already know how you can occupy yourself”

“Yeeaaaah” 

They grabbed what they needed and left, locking the door behind them.

“You really left him with instructions like a child”

“I just know how he can get… so I wanted to show that I care”

Trey just walked along, not sure how to reply. Show that he cares? Huh.

“...So, what were you going to buy anyways?”

“Just food for the next week. I’m rather picky”

“Ah, I see”

“What are you so inquisitive for?” 4 teased him.

Now that caught Trey off guard.

“Don’t get the wrong idea, you’re still a loser. I just… Ugh, I don’t know, I don’t feel like making the situation harder.”

“That’s loaded coming from you”

“Okaaaay. Whateverrr, shut the fuck up”

4 chuckled. Ah, weird as hell. That wasn’t exactly a positive interaction with Trey yet he continued on with a small smile on his face. Maybe things had been so negative with him that a slightly less negative interaction felt positive.

Just as they were about to get to a bus stop with the lead of 4 since he was the one who knew where he liked to shop, the bus left right before they could get on.

“Damn it!” Trey exclaimed “I don’t even know how often this bus comes”

“Every… 10 minutes or so” 4 said after a bit of thinking.

“Great.”

They stood there, silent for a bit. 4 didn’t hate the quiet but something in him wanted to break it.

“So… what did you talk about with Puzzles?”

“Well, we talked for quite a bit because of your slow ass”

“Spare me from your dumb remarks”

“Never. Anyways, we were just talking about business. Hero business. He told me about the whole core file thing”

“Oh yeah, yours has one too”

“Yeah, he made the same observation too. Although I don’t personally have a weirdo assistant installed on my USB”

“Awww, are you jealous?”

“No! Ugh, maybe a bit, I don’t know if there’s anything special to mine”

“Hmm…” he eyed the USB on his neck, considering it was his roommate’s “Maybe when we get over this I can look at it?”

“Sure, whatever”

“I mean if you don’t want me to!”

“I wouldn’t be against it”

“Mhmm”

“You think there’s others out there too?”

“Who knows”

“Fair enough I guess”

It felt weird that they were talking. This was never supposed to happen. 

“Hey wait…”

“What?”

“Doesn’t your name mean 3?”

“It… does”

“Did… your parents also have different plans to name you?”

“A…Also? But… How’d you know?”

“Cuz I was the same way. It’s why I’m SMG4 now… it feels fitting”

“I… do relate actually”

“This is… weirdly comforting”

“Oh, keep your sappiness to yourself, what does SMG mean anyways?”

“Heck, if I know… I did name my channel that way. There it stands for Super Mario Glitchy- considering it’s a Mario animation channel”

“You animate?”

“I- Yeah, but it consists of other stuff too”

“Like editing… Yeah, I get it. Although I moreso edited music. Used to”

“Oh, is this you opening up about your music?”

“No, but I’ll admit I was indeed in a band for a while. It was fun until it wasn’t”

Just then, the bus arrived.

“Oh, finally” Trey exclaimed. 

They got on, settling down, 4 took a second until deciding to sit next to Trey. Something felt right about this. Or maybe they both just wanted it to feel right so badly. This was like a nightmare, 4 was wondering if maybe he was starting to somewhat enjoy this over how miserable he had been. They didn’t really talk until they reached the destination.

“Get up, we’re here now”

“Ah” Trey seemed out of it for a second but quickly followed 4.

They walked to the supermarket then went inside. Trey was so out of it while 4 routinely grabbed the things he’d want.

“You want anything?” 4 asked Trey.

“Oh! Uhm…”

“Dude, what the hell” 4 quickly covered his mouth “Heck… I mean heck”

Trey looked at him amused.

“Heh… Am I starting to affect you?”

“Your disgusting energies are hard to avoid”

“Why of course! Anyways, maybe, let me look around”

“You weren’t looking until now?”

“No not really… this whole situation had been making me think a lot”

“Uh huh”

“Like… eh, it doesn’t matter”

“I get it”

4 answered maybe a bit too kindly, it just sent Trey to a different place. Guilt was one hell of a mood killer. 

“Not trying to mock me?”

“I should?”

“Ugh…no? Yeah? I don’t know”

“Jeez, you REALLY have been thinking hard” 4 chuckled “No worries, you’ll get all your quiet time after this”

“Quiet time?”

“Like… relaxing time. I won’t bother you is what I’m saying.”

Trey didn’t reply as he instead focused on shopping. He picked out a few ingredients to prepare throughout the week. Although he wasn’t a lover of cooking he wasn’t the worst at it. He had to learn sadly.

They both paid for their stuff separately then left the building.

“So with that done, I guess we can just go back now” 4 said.

“Uh huh, sure”

“You’re… quite low energy”

“And?”

4 felt tense.

“And what?”

“Exactly. Mind your own business”

“Well, you should see where that got me when I did just that!” 4 broke finally. It had been on his mind “I’m almost sure this whole ordeal happened because we were doing just exactly that!”

“And I wish we could go back to that so I could finally find a different roommate that is nothing like you!”

“Oh, is that how you feel??”

“How else would I feel??”

“I was actually starting to like you!!”

“You-.. You’re kidding?”

“No, what the- no??”

“Are you like, trying to trick this shitty curse or something?”

“Is it so hard to believe that maybe I can put aside childish pettiness for once and start to consider you more than an oxygen stealer??? And you can’t”

“I… you have no right to talk like that to me”

“Oh, you’re now more than childish! Are you trying to insinuate I’m below you or something?”

“What is it with both your stupid ass assistant and you having such bitter words, what the fuck- I just wanted to have a CALM weekend, damn it!”

“You…” 4 clearly looked hurt. Then, loudness. A loud crash. It was so strong they fell over, clambering to protect their groceries. Looking to the source, they saw what looked like a spaceship.

“What… the…” Trey stared on “No fucking way, I’m checking it out” 

“WHAT???” 4 could only run after him, yelling “THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS!!”

“What, did you pussy out?”

“THIS IS A- DANG SPACE SHIP???”

“Come on, some danger is healthy, or was talking to me too much?”

“Yes”

“Well, I’m going to check it out anyways”

4 followed him reluctantly because he didn’t want anything bad to happen to his body. He would like it back at some point.

The closer Trey got, the more he heard what sounded like a distorted feminine voice. 

He got closer and with the dust dissipating enough, he saw the source of the noise. Somehow a TV sort of contraption fell out of the ship which looked to be in rough shape.

“Hello..?”

The sound stopped.

4 finally caught up.

“Why are you like this?”

“Doesn’t matter, I’ve got a feeling about this”

Trey walked closer, reaching out at the TV, he saw the face of a pink haired woman flicker.

“Oh shit! That’s.. crazy”

“What did you see?”

“Some pink haired girl?”

“So… is it aliens or what? Time travel? Oh, dear, I don’t know what would be worse or better!” 4 panicked, thinking about possibilities so maybe he could feel better. Or not. Hard to tell with how he seemingly looked worried either way.

“Shut up” Trey said weirdly calmly while trudging ahead. It puzzled 4 how calm Trey seemed. He followed behind them, although not too closely. He wanted to be cautious, and not just because this whole situation was feeling dangerous. He wondered if there were even right words for him to say…

Trey entered through what was a mostly destroyed entrance of the ship. Or at least it was an entrance now, that could be said. There was chatter inside. Trey saw what he swore to be the 2 biggest eyes he’d ever seen. He wasn’t sure if it was some kind of weird monkey with no ears or… probably something not of this realm. He was scared but he went along anyway. It eluded 4 how he could go on. Then again, he didn’t know him too well just yet. Didn’t know being fearless would be something 3 could be. Err, Trey, although 3 fitted him just as well. 4 didn’t know how he could feel about it, especially considering that that would imply they’d be matching and Trey already seemed so adamant about not having anything to do with him. In some ways it hurt. In others, he wished that those ways didn’t hurt because part of him believed this didn’t worth it at all. Like fighting a battle that was bound to have no good outcome for him. No matter how hard he tried.

Trey finally found himself staring at those pair of eyes he swore he saw, now staring back at him. A screen flickered on in the background with that same girl he saw before, which took his attention away from those pair of eyes.

“You” he pointed at her. His heart was loud in his ears but he wanted nothing else but that. 

“Hmph” she responded “What? Never saw a girl with pink hair? Do you ever step outside?”

4 chuckled at the exchange which drew attention to him.

“Oh no, it’s not that, I just got a feeling about this is all. Not human, are you?” Trey said.

“I see what you mean” 4 said.

She seemed surprised.

“There’s a lot of girls on screen from where I’m from” she smirked “Are you perhaps a prejudiced asshole?”

“Some may call me that”

“I try not to be personally” 4 said.

“Mhmm, yeah, I totally believe that” she chuckled and raised her hands “You 2 are as nice as I am trapped” she showed off the black shackles with a distinct green shine which clearly weren’t holding her down. 

“You know, lot of snark for someone who just crash landed” Trey added.

“Oh, I’m fine but the 2… other passengers seem a bit more shaken up haha” 

4 raised an eyebrow while Trey moved on to look around.

“Other 2, huh?”

“You also seem quite calm for someone who just entered a ship”

“Oh I’m filled with adrenaline. I love it” 

At least 4 had an answer now to one of his many impossible questions. 

4 bare all this quietly though. He didn’t know what to say at this point. What was he supposed to say anyways? Whatever he said would be bad anyways. Just all wrong. So there was just no reason for him to speak. 

Though his thoughts would be disrupted as he heard noise behind which sounded like walking, albeit quiet. As if someone was trying to sneak behind him.

As he looked, he found himself looking down at what… looked like a literal square headed alien.

“We come in peace!” they said with their hands up.

“Mostly” a squeakier voice spoke up, the source of which jumped on Trey’s back.

“Hey, don’t do that!” Trey tried to shake off the little guy but had no success with that. He sighed, reaching acceptance. 

“I don’t come in peace, I don’t care personally” the pink haired woman spoke again.

“Saiko! 2! Enough with that! We didn’t come here to mess around for no reason!”

“Daaaamn” the yellow, sphere headed little guy jumped off from Trey’s back now known as 2. 

“I know I know, world ending and all that. Don’t care but I get it” the computerised woman, now known as Saiko, said.

“The world ending?” 4 asked.

“Yes. We came looking for help. Because we got intel that there’s other guardians on this planet” the square headed said.

“Guardians? Of what?” Trey questioned.

“Memes? Don’t you have any around? I was pretty sure you humans would have a ton of them” 2 spoke up, a little confused “aw man, did I get duped in my research?”

4 looked like something connected in his mind.

“OH DAMN IT, MEME GUARDIAN CORE” he shouted then immediately got embarrassed as everyone stared at him. Trey chuckled.

“Nerd”

“Oh, you 2 perhaps know the guardians then?” the square one asked.

“Uh- we are. We are them actually” Trey said “Although-”

“Great! I’m SMG1 and this here is SMG2! I hope we can receive the help we need-”

“Noooot quite right now” 4 said awkwardly”

The 2 guardians stared at the other 2.

“We… switched bodies” 4 explained “We don’t know how it happened, we just woke up like this!”

“...Oh my god…” 1 looked like he lost hope there.

“I knew something felt wrong! Although I never had anything like this happen with 1. Do you 2… get along?”

Both Trey and 4 proceeded to avert 2’s gaze.

“Dear god…” 2 joined 1 in losing hope.

“If you guys had enough of chit chatting” Saiko interrupted “I can see through the cameras  outside that people are gathering outside to check out our ship. We need to move”

“Got it” 1 and 2 replied in unison, transforming into their guardian forms in sync. They had harmony Trey and 4 didn’t come even just close to rivaling. 

And they worked in harmony as 1 picked up 4 and 2 picked up Trey. While Saiko chose a different way of following along, a way our 2 rookie guardians weren’t aware of.

They were taken to a big empty lot by 1 and 2. There were no other humans in sight as far as the eye could see. Just a road that had cars pass every once in a while and a weathered billboard.

“Well, now that we got away from the unwanted attention” 1 said, putting down 4 “We can finally discuss what the cosmic forces did to you”

“We don’t know how it happened!!” 4 whined.

Trey stayed silent.

“Well, do you 2 get along?” 2 asked again with a more accusatory tone.

“What do you fucking think?” Trey said “I’d rather be anywhere else but those stupid cosmic forces thought we had to get along for some damn reason”

“So…” 1 thought for a bit “These forces, they have a way of stopping something awful from happening at the right moment”

“I just wanted to switch rooms, man” Trey whined.

“So what you’re saying is we have to get along” 4 stated, some annoyance already slipping through his tone.

“Exactly”

“WELL, if somebody else here was also WILLING to at least TRY maybe we wouldn’t be in this right now!!”

“Yeah? Am I the one who would close off to an unhealthy extent? I started conversations way more than you did because all you ever did was be obsessed with your internet fame and your weirdo computer assistant. Do you EVEN have anything else in your life?”

“Oh, look who’s talking, taking me as an awful guy at first sight and constantly making fun of me! To my face, to other people, you probably make fun of me in your dreams I wouldn’t be surprised!”

“Like you GAVE me a reason to be nice to you! Your vibes are rancid, you have no fashion sense and n-”

“MY vibes rancid?? Mine?? Really?? If I’m rancid than you’re a compost dump”

“YOU have NO class!”

“IF class is liking you then I want NONE of it”

“Oh my god, presidential warning, the girls are fighting!” Saiko’s voice came booming through the wind. As they all looked from where, she waved back at them from the billboard, with a smile showing she was rather amused with the show Trey and 4 put on.

“Oh, don’t mind me, keep fighting” she added.

This caught them so off guard they actually stopped fighting.

“Thank you, Saiko” 1 sighed “You 2 need to work this out”

“Let’s play therapist” 2 said, sitting down on the ground “We’ve even got space to sit”

“No way!” Trey and 4 replied at the same time.

“Look at you 2 already agreeing on something!” 1 said sarcastically.

“So! Tell us how you 2 met!” 2 said.

“Ugh, fine” Trey said before 4 could open his mouth “we met because we became roommates. Nothing much else to it. I wanted to move to another room anyways because I hate his presence, ugh”

“We’re also in the same classes but I wouldn’t expect you to remember that, Trey”

“Oh, I know very well, don’t worry about that”

“Okay, scratch that! When did you 2 learn about each other’s identities?”

“When we woke up today” Trey sighed.

“But…” 4 added “We actually met as guardians way earlier… at least then he wasn’t so mean”

“Cuz I didn’t know”

“I wasn’t a different person”

“You just- you weren’t… ugh. Nevermind”

“No no, finish that thought” 1 added “Hiding secrets isn’t possible when you’re a guardian”

“DAMN IT” 3 sighed really loudly “It’s because of the attitude! You didn’t immediately close off!”

“Huh…” 4 thought for a bit “I mean, was I..uhm… I was closed off?”

“Yep”

“You could’ve said that earlier”

“And lose dignity over it? And not like I didn’t hint at it”

“Was you bullying me supposed to be one of those hints?”

“I wasn’t bullying you, I was just being critical”

“CRITICAL??”

“I MESSED UP OKAY?? ARE YOU HAPPY??? I’m- I’M not good with this kind of stuff!”

“We all noticed!” Saiko added happily “You’re both dumbasses. You fit together”

“A match made in hell one could say” 1 sighed,  2 giggled.

“Quit pairing us up!” 4 protested.

“Yeah, I don’t want to work with  him anymore!”

“Did you 2 genuinely not share a single good moment? Not even a half of a moment?” 1 sighed again, he was truly having the unluckiest of days.

Both shut up again. Thinking. Pondering.

“Well…” 4 started “Even if I did have some, does it mean anything anymore?”

“I-” Trey had so much to say “I don’t know, should it?”

4 was caught off guard, staring at Trey. Trey grew quickly flustered over that.

“Don’t give me that look, damn it, I guess I didn’t say anything! I take it back!”

“And how does that make you feel, 4?” 2 tried to keep the conversation on track. 1 whispered something to 2 and he only seemed to nod in return.

“I… I don’t know? It’s hard to really define what I’m feeling…”

“Don’t think too hard about it” Trey wanted to dismiss this so badly.

“I think he should actually” 2 said “you can’t defy cosmic connections”

“Because when you do…Bad things happen” 1 said rather ominously.

“Haah…….. It….. It makes me feel hopeful” 4 admitted, staring at the ground. He didn’t even fully understand what he was feeling. He just knew he wanted more out of this.

“You’re…..” Trey was trying to think of ways to say what he really means “Too nice”

4 looked at him so confused.

“Jeez just say you don’t hate him, don’t make it so dramatic!!” Saiko sighed, annoyed at the sight of these 2 struggling for no good reason, at least in her eyes.

“I-. I guess” Trey admitted.

“Are you willing to give me another chance then?”

“Are you?” 2 words that conveyed so much. Not only did it show that Trey cared, and that he was also feeling guilty about this but that he was absolutely cool with giving 4 another chance.

“I- of course. Don’t make me regret it though. You’ll never hear the end of it”

Trey chuckled.

“Right back at you”

A few seconds passed.

“So, can we go back to talking about the deadly villain coming to destroy the whole world?”

“WAIT WHAT??” Trey and 4 expressed bafflement at the same time.

“Well that’s why we came here, number 3 and 4, to ask for help”

“We even lost…. to this guy….. we can’t beat this guy alone. So that’s why we came for help” 2 seemed to remember something. He clearly looked upset but he still sort of tried to keep an upbeat yet frustrated tone. 

“Sure um but…. it would definitely help if we weren’t STILL fucking swapped, you know? It’d be awful great”

“I do agree actually” 4 said.

1 sighed another big one. 4 for some reason felt self conscious about disappointing him, even though he didn’t know shit about this guy! Why was he like this?

“I’m afraid you’re correct. Try transforming, it probably won’t work”

They both tried and it wouldn’t work. 

“Just as I guessed…” 1 spoke again “Which means we need to get you 2 to swap back”

“But what else? They seemingly made up” Saiko asked.

“Well, there’s one thing but… ehehe” 2 giggled.

“Oh you mean… oh my, no way” 1 giggled too.

“Spit it out” Trey was not having it.

“You 2 gotta hold hands” 1 said, finally stopping the giggling.

“Huh?” Trey wasn’t sure how to feel.

“Is… Is that it?” 4 said “Well, worth of a try”

4 grabbed Trey’s hand, gently at that.  Almost like he didn’t want to disturb Trey. The hand holding equivalent of walking on eggshells. Trey had enough of that, squeezing 4’s hand.

Then a flash of light.

And the world looked different yet the same.

Now they were looking at each other from the right bodies. Although they didn’t let go of each other’s hands yet.

“Congrats! One step closer to cosmic unity” 1 said.

“Cosmic unity?” 4 asked, he was so interested while the phrase made Trey let go of 4’s hand.

“Indeed. You’ll know it when you see it.” 2 said “I hope we’ll see you 2 reach it before we have to face the rogue guardian”

“So… to be cliche, we have quite the road ahead of us” 4 said.

“Cringe” Trey chuckled “But I hope we’ll make it through”

4 was shocked by those words.

“Sure hope too”

As they all stood around a bit awkwardly, while there was something on Trey’s mind as he longingly looked into the distance, who knows what he could’ve been thinking. Something small, something big, something he’d regret or maybe praise himself forever for thinking that way, you’d never know unless you’d ask him. But it was thoughts that were clearly plaguing him in some way.

And a moment too late, a meme appeared, larger than what they usually would have to deal with. And it also looked unrecognisable. It was monstrous, with rage filling its eyes, sharp claws and a body that looked unstable, everchanging yet in such an upsetting way, it was hard to look at. It was like a red mess of an omen as it glided across the 4 guardians and landed not too far from them with a large thud.

“Jesus…” Trey said, looking up.

“Well, I- um, no idea what meme THAT is” 4 panicked. 

“Hey, this is their chance!” 1 said to 2 “We’ve gotta let them prove themselves”

“True! You’re on your own”

“Better make a great show!” Saiko said, as she disappeared from the billboard. Who knows where she went.

Trey and 4 exchanged glances, Trey smiling small but sure, something that gave 4 hope.

“Let’s do this” 4 said, finally feeling alive after what felt like an eternity, quickly transforming, with Trey following quickly after him.

1 and 2 watched them, fighting well but still inexperienced. This was more than what they had done before.

Trey shot at the thing but it barely did anything. He panicked. 4 went to land a hit with his sword but he almost bounced back with how tough the skin of the meme was.

“Uh oh…” 4 looked clearly panicked.

“C’mon, dude, we can’t give up!”

“R-Right!”

4 went to slash again, harder but this time he actually fell back, landing on his back.

Trey only noticed 4 falling after he shot. As soon as he noticed he was surprised to see 4 wasn’t right back to his feet as he’d usually be, he quickly jumped down beside him.

“Yo, what’s up, we can’t just-” Trey would speak further but seeing how distraught 4 was put a deep wound in his soul. Something about it felt wrong, like it shouldn’t be like this.

“I… I don’t know- how we can defeat it… I… never felt so weak…”

Trey looked away.

“I- Dude… look. Whether you like it or not… we’re a team. So, get up”

But 4’s panic persisted, he felt like he was doomed. Trey sighed… he didn’t really want to do this but he had no other choice.

“Alright” Trey grabbed 4 by the shoulders and stood him up “This ends here, alright? I bet you’ve been through so much, shit like this shouldn’t bring you down”

“I actually lead a rather peaceful life”

Trey looked at him like he was stupid.

“What?” 4 continued “Don’t have much going on besides this”

Trey looked at him like he was the king of dumbasses.

Just then.

From the corner of his eye. He saw. But it was too fast. The beast of a meme slashed at them, making them fly across the field they were in. 

It felt like as time stopped as 4 clung onto Trey, and as if they were in the air longer than they actually were. And it was a rough fall too, both bruised over it. Luckily only bruised as their magic protected them but it could only do so to a certain extent. And this meme was really pushing it.

Trey gathered strength to sit up. Although it was hard not just because of the injuries but because of 4 holding onto him.

“It… sure is stronger than I thought…” Trey said, looking back, seeing the meme slowly closing in on them, almost teasingly, as if it was playing with them. Playing with the prey until ending them for good.

4 was silent. Trey was starting to feel really bad.

“Look, I don’t know what to do either. Nothing we do seems to work”

Then it hit 4.

“Nothing either of us does seems to work actually!”

Trey tilted his head.

“That’s what I said, dumbass”

“No no… we’ve… I’ve got a feeling. We have to work together” 4 got up quickly, with seemingly new energy in him. He might’ve been bruised himself but he got spirit that Trey was jealous of.

“Haven’t… we been doing that?”

“No! Closer!”

“Closer how?” 

“Well… trust me”

Trey was unsure first but complied.

“Get up and aim at it with your gun”

“But that-”

“Trust me” 4 was so stern.

“Alright but… how is it any different from what I’ve been doing?”

“That WE’re going to do it” 4 said, putting his hands over Trey’s, which caused him to be rather close to Trey. Trey wasn’t exactly flustered but after today, it felt just a tinge bit strange. 4 was too busy thinking about how this could work. His hands felt so sure on Trey’s, in great contrast to what he did before. He wasn’t afraid to disappoint anymore, he was fully believing this could work. The face he also made, more than hopeful. And it was rather contagious. 

He concentrated. His gun felt a bit weird, almost feeling hard to hold but 4’s hold on him was keeping them stable.

Just as the meme would’ve reached into a distance where it could swipe them away again, the gun fired, a large bullet leaving it as it expanded to a crazy degree, with such a perfect combination of blue and purple. It was a beautiful sight.

Would’ve been for Trey and 4 as well if they weren’t knocked out from it, because as the power dissipated that was the sight that greeted 1 and 2. 

“I’m surprised, I'll say. I didn’t expect them to actually do it” 1 said, as he started walking towards the 2. 2 followed closely behind.

“Yeah… I guess they’re just like this… were we like this too?” 2 wondered.

1 chuckled, pulling 2 into a half hug while still walking.

“Well, I sure hope not”

2 nuzzled into 1’s neck to be a little annoying.

“Aww but you know it would’ve worth it regardless, you’d miss me if I wasn’t with you!!”

“Oh shush… Let’s… get these 2 to safety”

Just as he said that, a car pulled up behind them.

Looking behind them, they saw there was no driver inside. The cars doors flung open, inviting them to get inside.

“Ah, right! Our ride” 1 clapped his hands together.

“Yeah, let’s grab these 2 then”

They all got inside, the car actually looked quite modern, with a screen inside. An all too familiar pink haired woman showed up on it.

“Nice ride, isn’t it?” she boasted.

“How’d you get it?” 1 asked sceptically.

“That doesn’t matter, just give me directions so we can go”

~

4 woke up, feeling like everything was hurting. It was weird how he was in his own bed. The sun was way down at this point, it was actually quite hard to see in his room. Being in his bed the way he was, he would’ve believed he dreamed all that but the aching he had going on was enough to disprove that.

He got up, although it was painful. He took his sweet time getting to the bathroom. He washed his face, especially because there was some dry blood on there. It wasn’t too much luckily but it was enough to be annoying. He started patching himself up from a kit he brought. He would need it from time to time anyways so he was glad he had one when he was beaten this badly. He took a while patching himself up, making sure to disinfect worse wounds. He knew it wasn’t fun to suffer the consequences of not doing that.

As he got up to leave he came face to face with Trey.

“Oh, you’re awake too?”

“Yeah” Trey sighed “That was so tiring…”

4 took a closer look at him.

“You look awful. Better get those wounds treated…”

“Don’t really have stuff like that with me s-”

4 already grabbed his own kit. 

“That wasn’t a suggestion”

Trey chuckled.

“Christ, you’re weird but alright”

Trey took getting treated rather well. It was soothing in a way, making him silent. 4  thought this kind of peace looked great on Trey’s face.

“You know…” 4 said “I wanted to ask something”

“...Yeah?”

“Do you still want to change rooms?”

“No, no reason to anymore”

4 smiled about that. Maybe a bit too much.

“That got you so happy, didn’t it?” Trey took the chance to tease 4. It did indeed fluster him.

“And- And I’ve no shame about it! Okay??” 4 said nervously but then ended up laughing at himself.

“Well, there’s also something else I’ve been thinking about…Especially… after we met these other 2”

“Mhm?” 

“So they’re SMG1 and SMG2 right? And you’re… so I… you know”

“If you want to”

“Kind of… ever since you mentioned it with the names, it’s been on my mind”

“AH!” 4 yelped, seemingly out of nowhere.

“What, fuck?” 3 wasn’t even sure how to react. That was so sudden and unexplainable.

“THE DAMN GROCERIES”

[avissapiens]

Jockbull Summer Final Week Set A (1/1/24-7/1/24)

Model Used is Tsonghan Wu

Here we are bros. I decided to end it early since I accidentally started the Jockbull summer in like the last month of Spring. So we’ll call this a season. 8 weeks and then onto the next. Additionally, interest largely seem’s to have waned and I wanna focus on giving some more stuff that’ll keep your attention rather than flooding your dashboards lol. These will be my last set of diary write ups. And then next week I'll have a retrospective detailing how things went and what I'm likely to keep

1.

I’ll be straight and real with yall. This was probably the worst week yet lol. Mentally i just wasn’t here. Lots of stress and strain. I do have a new workout structure, that includes AMRAP pushups near the end. Diamond push ups that really tire you out by the time you finish all your other training, but its not quite the same or for the same purpose. I tried to sort my time table so that Pushups were combined with the times i wanted to work on my PT cert early in the day. But that has yet to really work out.

2.

Keeping with the smite idea from previous weeks I managed to go on a 3 game win-streak. Total ez streak, possibly because my Elo was reset from not playing in such a long time. But dunking is still dunking and you still get the mental endorphin rush from winning. Only thing that broke the streak is that my Duos partner (yet another Muscle brained Gym bro that i’ve known for years) had to dip mid game. Tragic.

3.

Since this is the last week and its even I didn’t throw anything out. But I am going to have one final push to get some of the last chunks of shitty oversized clothing out of my life. Gonna make an attempt to throw out 4 more pieces of clothing and then the lot will be going to the charity/thrift shop.

4.

I’m good enough at this. I’ll use it more often. And I am 100% going to do that Bro voice file at some point in the future.

5.

There is an episode of Baki where the main character is lying in bed with his girlfriend horny as hell, and they are about to fuck when Baki’s father, Strongest man in the world Yujiro, appears out of the darkness to cheerlead them fucking. And more than cheerlead. This man encourages the most relentless rauchy unending stream of fucking bitches from his 18 year old son. Literally morning noon and night boning down. It sounded like a passage from Alpha breeder. Unbelievable. Why doesn’t this show have more fanart?

6.

A kind of gymbro failure story which makes me sound like a bit of a douche but i also don’t care.

I’m pretty regularly one of the bigger guys in the gym at any given time. Not always. And that’s not really a compliment to me and more of a dunk on the kind of establishment that my gym is. So this one dude has kinda latched onto me as his story for hope cause of all the weight i lost and how much i’ve grown. I think he’s convinced i’m going to give him the secret formula and not just tell him “Just keep training and eat properly.” He came up to me this week and asked if he could come and workout with me another day. Gave some spiel about needing someone to motivate him and keep him going. He’s another immigrant too. So I commiserate with that and I told him sure, even tho i don’t particularly like training push with other people. But then on the day he was supposed to come at the time we had set up he just…didn’t show. Which makes sense. I tried telling him, motivation should be internal. Consistency comes from discipline. But he didn’t want to hear it. And so the outcome made sense. I wasn’t super broken up about it, Just meant i got to train push on my own in peace and quiet.

[proxythe]

can i get your top glee headcanons??

or any glee stuff you just CANNOT stop thinking about

infodump pls king

i yapped so bad omg i’m serious … anyways here you go!!

i don’t have many specific hcs just kind of general stuff but let me get into this…

- bpd quinn fabray and bpd blaine anderson will always be famous to me

- bisexual finn & sam just real as hell… dare i even add bi4bi hudevans…?

- finntana bffs is literally my favorite thing of all time i fear </3 technically not completely hc since they’re actually friends but in my head they r Best Friends… its a need

- fuinn endgame 🙌 yall gotta stay w me on this ship fr hold on wait-!!!

- also technically canon friends but needed more quinncedes bffism ?? i still picture theyre very close. theyre occasionally lovers in my head as well

- i imagine college finn when i draw him but i love teacher finn bc i would die without the unique & finn dynamic in my head. hes her number 2 fan (kurt and mercedes are number 1). she is his favorite student TO ME!!!

- finn actually being protective and a good brother and friend is technically somewhat of an hc to me. they love acting like he’s an awesome friend but i always feel like it was never properly shown (aside from a few times, to my memory). needed him to whoop some ass protecting kurt at least once i fear!

- artana bffs… artie my beloved lowkey! i know him and santanas convos & texts are Crazy as hell… they love to talk shit it’s true it’s true…

- tina staying emo style wise is huge for me… i loved it so much on her… let her queen out idk.

- same w rachel lowk. her early season looks and outfits were soo cute, i always picture a similar style on her even when she’s older 😭 (honestly a lot of the characters s4-on i thought had kinda basic outfits ?? maybe it’s just me but idk. felt like they had more individual&unique styles in s1-3)

- honestly i mostly have so many friendship thoughts with no further elaboration. blaine/finn, britt/rachel, more mike/finn, more kurt/quinn, artie/mercedes, quinn/blaine ?!?!? def more but my mind is blanking…

- anything furt related i inject directly into my head and heart … siblings hit me in my chest like a bullet every time

- a more unserious one but kurt and quinn are literally sues gay son and thot daughter. her favorites i know this to be true

as for stuff i just can’t stop thinking about… oh you already know the first thing i’ll be bringing up…

- “can i show you something?… it’s my girlfriend. i used to have another photo but i like this one better” “why? she looks terrible” “cuz i think it’s the first one where you can really see her” TURN IT UP!!!😭😭😭

- “you’re the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen in my life” …yall could never make me hate fuinn im sorry like look at the material

- finntana hugs, fuinn s4 hug specifically, furt hugs … its simple… finn hug = cinema

- quinn wanting mercedes there when she delivered her baby. this was serious for me

- “you’re gonna dance it with me dude” + him singing to kurt will forever live in my heart. mhm mhm lemme not forget my furt

- marley jake & unique. just pure bffism. theyre unique defenders 4L & i think thats beautiful as fuck

- “sam just tweeted that i smell good” “i wont stop til its trending” SAMCEDES!!! 😭😭😭

- sam’s “bring it” & finn’s “brung”

- samcedes, fuinn, brittana, klaine … my ultimate beloveds really. + jarley :-)

- and, lastly: “there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are” “me” “no, me. sue sylvester.”

[perch-the-cat]

The Yard Sale

I'm starting a little series for Mario headcanon. They aren't Major events but I hope yall enjoy,

*Opens to the inside of Bowser's Castle*

*everyone is sitting in their normal spots in the dining room. Bowser was taping his fingers hunched over*

Bowser: *jerks up* THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

*Everyone looks at him*

Larry: take what?

Bowser: There is too much random shit in this Castle! We need a yard sale!

*slams both hands against table, a huff of smoke comes out of his nose*

Iggy: I don't really want to sell anything I have though-

Bowser: I don't care, we have to sell at least 5 things you don't need anymore!

Roy: Well I think we should sell Iggy and Lemmy-

Lemmy: Dude- WHY!?

Bowser: You aren't selling any of your siblings!Roy: damn it-

*later*

*they all managed to get at least 5 things out of their bedroom and outside for a yard sale*

Wendy: This is stupid, I shouldn't have to sell any of my stuff! *Wendy crosses her arms* besides, Larry is probably gonna take all the money I get anyway!

*Larry looks at Wendy and chuckles*

Larry: You're right bout that sis hehehe...

Wendy: SEE!?

Ludwig: Wendy, you have hundreds of outfits you have never worn, you only brought this on yourself.

Wendy: oh fuck you!

*Morton comes out of a castle with a cake*

Roy: Morton, why do you have a cake?

Morton: Morton couldn't really find anything to sell, so Morton made a cake to sell!

Bowser: *walks over to Morton* Morton, you can't just sell a cake-

Bowser Jr: Well Morton doesn't really have anything that isn't food to be fair and I don't think anyone would want to buy food crumbs that have been particularly eaten by ants.

Lemmy: Yeah the only stuff Morton really has is a bed, tank of fish, refrigerator, his Hammer, and a whole lot of Legos.

Morton: Morton likes an empty room!

Ludwig: *rolls eyes* I could tell-

*Koopa comes up to Bowser*

Koopa: um how much is this stuff for?

Bowser: the paint is 14 coins each and the chair is 40 coins.

Koopa: ummm ok… how much for the plant looking guy? *points at Iggy*

Wendy: oh he's not- *gets cut off by Roy*

Roy: 10 coins

Iggy: ROY!

Koopa: Ok, I'll also buy em… here's the money *hands Roy the money and takes Iggy, The paint and the chair*

Iggy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ROY!? *has now been dragged off by the Koopa*

Roy: *chuckles* now that got rid of one problem, onto the other one *looks at Lemmy and smirks sadistically*

*Lemmy backs up with a hint of fear in his eyes*

Bowser: eh I didn't really like Iggy anyway… he'll find his way back… *walks off*

Larry: *takes the coins out of Roy's hands* yoink!

Roy: Hey that was mine!

Larry: not any more! Hahaha ha!

King Boo: *floats over* What are you guys doin?

Wendy: selling stuff, wanna buy anything?

King Boo: no, where's Bowser? He said we could get drunk at my mansion…

Bowser Jr: inside the castle

King Boo: Thanks… also I think someone stole your Iggy-

Morton: Roy sold him!

King Boo: … that makes since-

*Later*

*Everyone was sitting at the dining room table again*

Bowser: … 753, 754, 755, 756. We got 756 coins out of that!

*Iggy crawls in through the window and falls on the ground with a loud thud*

*Iggy literally crawls to his seat and sits down, leaves and sticks in his hair. Some mud on his legs and elbows*

Wendy: *has a look of disgust on her face* What happened to you?

Iggy: I escaped the guy Roy sold me to-

Roy: Damnit, I thought you were gone for good…

Ludwig: You look like you've seen some things-

Iggy: *eyes widen in trauma* I did… and I don't want to talk about what they were making me do…*Larry gets out a notebook and writes something down*

Larry: Iggy, possibly raped…. Alright. Got it!

*everyone just continues eating their food like nothing happened except Iggy who didn't have any food since they all thought he was gone. Instead he laid his head on the table*

Beginning/Previous/Next

[tixuctoad]

General Creepypasta HCs

General TW/CW for gore/violence/ect

If I need to add any extra warnings let me know!!

Not proof read btw

I have an au that all of them are in the same universe!! All the characters that can age (basically any of them that aren't undead or whatever) are aged up !!

Im still not sure by how many years, but it's in the 8-9 year range!! So!! This will be applied!!

Also cringe ahead because I've combined fanon n canon stuff !!

Eyeless Jack 🍖

You know that one backstory someone wrote for EJ, where he was a student who got dragged into a cult sacrifice thingy? Yeah!! That's what I base my verison of EJ on!! Of course, I'm still gonna work in EJs OG creepypasta in, if I ever write out this whole au, be it comic or fic form

Funky possession stuff. Jack is still there, along with the silly flesh eating demon in his silly body

He doesn't really. Want to eat people. I mean, does anyone? But it's really the only thing he can actually. Digest and get energy from now

Still humanoid, but his looks will degrade and become more monstrous as time passes and he consumes more flesh

Hermit, he wants to separate and isolate himself. He thinks it'll help lower his body count

Lives in the woods, probably builds a little shelter somewhere

Short king, about 5'5

But stocky

Bites at his fingers n shit when his mind slips and desires flesh

Dude he's so over it

Jeff the Killer 🔪

Okayokay so. I *personally* HC Jeff to be FtM trans so!! Yeah!!

His sight is all sorts of fucked up, because, yk, he messed up his eyelids

Eyedrops are his best friend

Is it realistic? Probably not, but lets be real, was he ever realistic? No. He never was

Tall stringbean, 5'11 and has a nasty punch

In my au, Jeff actually does feel some remorse for (mostly) everything he did; especially things regarding what he did to his own, and Jane's family

While he doesn't necessarily go out of his way to make things right, he is mellowed out in the killer department

Kinda bounces around, doesn't stick in one place long. Cuz. Yk

Though if I were to impliment the slender mansion into this au, or at lesst some sort of stand in, I think Jeff would be there

Would probably patrol the grounds to make sure no intruders come

Oh but going back a few lines, don't get me wrong; Jeff is still the arrogant asshat the bulk of the fandom portrays him as

Jane the Killer 💅

I need to reread her story tbh, but for the most part it plays out the same; Jeff still destroys her family and messes her up

Unlike most the others, though, I feel like Jane still has a place in society; in terms she can go out into the streets and do whatever. She's not really. A killer like the others

She's still gunning for Jeff, though. Literally all she wants is revenge and then she can live her life in peace

Probably lives with a relative and works in town

When she's not trying to track Jeff, I feel like she does volunteer work

I don't really have much on her atm

Laughing Jack 🍬

Ooooough I love a guardian/imaginary friend character being corrupted by their maker yall dont get it

The whole "Issac becoming a murderer shaped Laughing Jack into one without intending to" thing has me in a death grip

Can puff into black smoke, and he uses that to fuck with people; be it other creepypastas, or with his victims

Often times has his tongue sticking out between his teeth

REALLY tall, I'm talking like 8 feet tall; but I like to think he can manipulate his height, so he can be as short or as tall as he'd like

Calls everyone silly pet names (E.g. "Sweets", "Gumdrop", "Toots", ect)

Have you ever seen Spinel from Steven Universe move? Yeah he moves like that

Noodle arms n legs

Perma smiler

Sometimes, if you land a stab on him, candy and confetti comes out of the wound; alongside thick, tar like blood

Laughing Jill 🥀

While L. Jack is more... fleshy? Laughing Jill takes on a more doll like appearance; at least for my take on her design!!

Real short because of it; like. 3-ish feet tall

Don't let that fool you!! This ankle biter is stronger than she looks!!

In my au she's more benevolent and caring, opting to take on a protector sort of role

I wanna make a storyline with her and Jane, where she's helping Jane track Jeff. Need to figure out how the two end up meeting, though

I dont have much on her yet either tbh

Ben Drowned ⛓

I'll admit, I wasn't aware there was a lot more lore with Ben, but since this is mostly based around the og version of ben the fandom took n ran with, I'll only really touch on the original ideas of the creepypasta

When he initially died, his soul got bound to his game; I feel like in his ghosty form he looks like how he looked when he was alive mixed with Link + other traits (his eyes being all messed up, his skin being blue with dark viens, ect ect)

He CAN bounce from device to device though it's. Hard, I'd assume

Can rarely exit the screen though

So literally if I ever make a fic or comic and he's there, someone's gonna have to be carrying him around on their phone

Imagine he's on his DS and you're arguing with him and as he's about to say something mean you just. Shut it

What's he gonna do? Open it? Spoiler, he can't open it

Because of this, he can't really. Do much physical harm to anyone; and instead has to rely on bullying someone to death (/hj)

When he does manage to exit a screen, it's v brief, and the occurrences are rare

His hair swishes around!! Like he's underwater

Bastard

Since he's like 13-14, and can't really. Age. He still acts like your standard annoying 14 year old boy. Probably really whiny n shit

Yk how some fans interpret Ben as a flirt (which is weird bc. Hes a kid)? Weeeell.. I guess that's kinda how my Ben is. But instead of being "good" at it its really fuckin cringe and annoying

Hes just some annoying young teen, yk?

That's all I got right now!! I would love to write more for these lads in the future but!!! Idk!!! Not sure if it'll be in comic form, or as writing

And if it is in writing, idk if it'll be one continuous story, or if it'll be in chapters

Idk!!!!!

[ad0rechuu]

plz share ur thoughts on the other obey me chars👀

hey anon i wasn’t sure what you meant by other obey me characters so i decided to just give a small example of how i feel about different characters in order of my ranking. i hope this is what you meant and feel free to send me asks again <33

Mammon. — you give me a guy that is the black sheep of his family and i don’t know how to act …there is just something about guys that know nothing but love you and be a problem

Thirteen. — women Women WOMEN WOMEN!!! do have i to say any more just her, i want her to do things to me that i cannot discuss (would be 1 of i knew more abt her)

Lucifer (interchangeable with luke). — he’s the epitome of girl dinner how could i not want this traumatized ass man i think it’s the daddy issues

Luke (interchangeable with luci). — he’s my son, my sunshine, i would burn all the three realms down for him but most of all he’s a hater and i love that

Solomon. — i have to be honest he didn’t stand out to me until the later parts of omswd but once he became mcs mentor i really i needed a piece of that gilf

Simeon. — he’s sweet, kind, intelligent, loyal, selfless, has no dislikes and is a great parent, what’s not to like about this silly lil guy (also i don’t know why but something deep and dark inside of me wants me to see him as a yandere)

Satan. — him and me share an affection for cats (and dogs on my part) that goes so deep i can’t explain it and his growth just makes me really proud)

Asmodeus (interchangeable with belphie) — sure he gets on my nerves sometimes but in a hot way like one sided enemies to lovers however most this i adore him and he’s the only brother supportive of my poly play style

Belphegor (interchangeable with asmo). — this guy gives yandere like no other and i dig it, he’s mentally unstable im mentally ill and i need him in the most toxic way possible

Beelzebub (interchangeable with diavolo). — listen beel is my beloved, he’s my pookie bear, he’s so kind and caring but there are times i just feel more platonic affection (v rarely)

Diavolo (interchangeable with beel). — something about big strong powerful men with the personality of a baby girl (if he was an idol he’d be wonho)

Barbatos. — i can look past that ugly fucking hair cut but he rejected me once in the third part of omswd and i never truly been able to forgive him, still i like him a lot especially his beef with rodents and solomon, he can take care of me too ;) i think it’s the mommy issues

Leviathan. — i know a lot of people were offended by my placement of him but hear me out, i can handle him being cringy and fanboying i think that’s cute but i dont understand his hatred of ‘normies’ just let ppl enjoy stuff dude!! (i LOVE it when he gets flustered tho)

Raphael. — i realized he’s annoyingly loyal to the celestial realm and i kinda respect that because he clearly cares a lot abt the brothers and the angels, he’s just somewhat of putting in a way that makes me want make out with him

Mephistopheles. — gonna be honest with yall i did NOT like this motherfucker at first, his design is gorgeous but boy he’s a bitch but then the last few lessons happened and i’ve seen him in a new light, it’s official i like him now!

AND THE WINNER IS . . .

CERBERUS AND MC, fuck everyone else

[azar-rosethorn]

Introducing........

A fanmade TMNT Iteration created by yours truly!! Inspired by Rise and TMNT 2012.

ALSO feel free to drop into the ask box ANY questions u have pls I love interacting with yall!

also I would love you forever if u reblogged this so it reaches more people pls pls pls

Origins:

The Hamato Clan had broken into the Foot Clan headquarters in order to steal the Dark Armor before Oroku Saki could inherit it. But, Hamato Yoshi underestimated the armor's power, and got mortally wounded while trying to obtain it. He would've died if it wasn't for the mysterious purple vines that wrapped him up before he blacked out. Three days later, Yoshi woke up in a sewer, all healed up (though, with some strange new physical features), and accompanied by some strange looking turtle eggs, as well as a note taped to the basket they came in. Over the next 3 years, the eggs hatched one by one (well, except Leo and Donnie, those two hatched around the same time), and over the next 16 years, Splinter raised the turtles, and he hopes that one day, he'll finally get to thank the person that saved his life and gave him his children. Meanwhile, the turtles' gain powers from both their mutation and their Hamato ancestry, and end up digging up secrets of the past that should've stayed buried.

Meet the Cast!

Leona is not what you'd think of when the image of a leader comes to your mind. She's slow to adapt to new surroundings, a bit arrogant, looks to the past way too often and, to quote her older brother, "Her anxiety has anxiety!" But, despite all her flaws, Leo has been able to lead her team through unfathomable challenges, way more naturally than her precedent, Raph. She works hard to live up to her family's expectations (which, despite what Leo's anxiety tells her, aren't actually that high. Basically just "don't die.") Leo also loves anime and is in many fandoms; she has actually made her own cosplays and has gone to the surface for conventions on the surface. She is 15, a hawksbill sea turtle and her mystic power is hydrokinesis (water).

Donatello honestly could not care less. They spend most of their time in their lab, creating who knows what. But whenever Splinter or one of his siblings go scrounging around in the sewer, he'll definitely come with. They really don't like interacting with people outside of their family, especially humans, after a traumatic event when they were eight. Needless to say, Donnie made plans to create his battleshell the second that he was all healed up. But, despite that, Donnie is surprisingly close with April. Those two are basically inseparable. Actually, they're pretty close with all their family, even though they act like they hate everyone, but that's just typical sibling stuff. Donnie's 15, an indian flapshell turtle, and their mystic power is aerokinesis (wind).

Raphael would rather die than admit that he's scared. As the oldest, he's always been a role models for his younger siblings, even though, he wasn't very good at leading, well, anything. But, as the strong big brother, he always felt the need to bottle up all his feelings for the good of the team. It took Raph a long time to learn that Leo could handle the weight of leadership, much better than Raph did actually. He is extremely overprotective of his siblings and sometimes that equals holes in the walls. He does have anger issues which he takes out on the objects surrounding him. It's one of the reasons why nothing in his room is completely intact. Recently, though, he's targeting his anger towards enemies instead of household objects, so it's progress. Raph also learns to chill out a bit when he meets (and falls for) a certain runaway foster child who has just as much of an anger problem as he does. He's 15, a common snapping turtle, and his mystic power is geokinesis (earth).

Michelangelo just wants to party with his fam. He's an eccentric little dude that always knows how to turn up the party. She's the heart of the team, always knowing how to resolve issues within the team and how to find the positives in stuff. When she was mutated, she was actually given a little more power than her siblings, making her the most powerful with her mystic abilities. But, that means that controlling their power is a lot more difficult, and being kinda sensitive and emotional has resulted in more than one room of the lair getting burned down. They've tried their best to keep it under control but if their emotions end up getting the best of them, uh...good luck, bud. You'll need it. He's also taken a great interest in art and sometimes goes to the surface to graffiti the city, often joined by either April or Casey. He's 14, an eastern box turtle, and his mystic power is pyrokinesis (fire).

Hamato 'Splinter' Yoshi needs sleep. A lot of it. He grew rebellious of the Hamato Clan due to his father's treatment of him and left for Los Angeles to become the action movie star Lou Jitsu. But, when his father called and said there was a Foot Clan situation up in NYC, Yoshi just had to help. And the rest is history. He was aware that while he was in Hollywood his family captured Oroku Saki, the one to inherit the Dark Armour and become The Shredder, but he never knew what Oroku Saki looked like. This had consequences later on. After an incident on the surface that involved a break-in, a human with a weapon, and a dent in Donnie's shell, Splinter finally went back to the ways of ninjutsu to keep his children safe from the surface. When the turtles met April and Casey, Splinter practically jumped for joy at the thought of talking to actual people again. he also trains them as well as the turtles. Splinter hopes to reconnect with the Hamato Clan after him and his children started fighting the Foot, but little does he know the lies that he's been fed as a child...

Baron Draxum is, well.... we don't exactly know what he is. After he and his mother were taken and experimented on by a human military group called the Terrestrial Cryptic Research Inventory (TCRI) when he was six, not even he does, really. All we know is that he's a powerful guy who HATES humans after his encounters with TCRI. Though, a long time ago, he did save the life of one man and entrusted said man with 4 turtles that he mutated with the powers given to him by TCRI's experimentation. And meeting them again 16 years later was definitely a shock. But, he's tried to be as best of a father as he can to the turtles, and has tried to teach each of them about their own powers as best as he can. He owns a store in the Hidden City that sells all sorts of mystic goos, potions, and enchanted objects.

April O'Neil CANNOT catch a break. Let's just say that, being raised in the foster care system, she knows how to defend herself. April and her cousin Casey Jones ran away from their foster parents when she aged out of the system and they wanted to separate April and Casey. But, when Casey got in trouble with the cops, April got separated from them, now she's trying to find where they are, as well as finding her father, who she discovered is a scientist in NYC. She's very introverted and has a lot of trust issues, which is why it takes her a long time to actually open up to the Turtles once she becomes friends with them. She's also a huge bookworm and a great writer, and wants to have a career in journalism. She's currently living with Splinter and the Turtles until she can find Casey and her father and start a new life for both of them.

Casey Jones is a menace to society. Can't go one month without getting in trouble, and that's only when they get caught. They're not immediately introduced at the beginning of the story, due to the Foot Clan framing them for a crime they didn't commit. Instead, they're going to show up 6 months after April meets the turtles. Casey is instantly a part of the family due to April's stories about them, plus watching them in action during a street fight with some petty criminals (which Raph was absolutely smitten by). They're definitely a wild child who is on a mission to play hockey and overthrow society. They will also fight you for that one specific brand of eyeliner.

And that's it! I can't wait to show you guys more about this AU! I'll probably do another post that's all about the villains in the future. But in the meantime, u can read this post if u would like to see some silly villain banter

[sugar-omi]

(swiftie asker) "he was the sweet lemonade you wanted for a summer but cove was the water you needed" OH OKAY. OH OKAY. YOU LITERALLY COULD'VE JUST TAKEN MY STILL BEATING HEART AND THROWN IT INTO A FOOD PROCESSOR AND IT WOULD'VE HURT LESS THAN THAT. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DUDE

the idea of baxter filling the "other woman" archetype is so bittersweet because he doesn't even show any hints that he's upset about it. he's just so very good at reassuring others that everything's fine, that the day is meant to be about them and that he's here to make their special day perfect. but who's going to be there for him? who's going to be more than just his summer love? who's going to realize they still love him in the fall?

reminds me of some of taylor's new music from ttpd ... fortnight (the first track) is such a baxter song because like . fleeting love? the one that got away? "thought of calling ya, but you won't pick up" referring to baxter ghosting mc for five years? "i took the miracle move-on drug; the effects were temporary" referring to baxter trying to make himself as temporary as possible so mc would forget about him easily - and it not working? "i love you, it's ruining my life"? "i touched you for only a fortnight"? "all of this to say, i hope you're okay - but you're the reason"? "and for a fortnight there, we were forever"???? i'm sorry but it's literally him.

ahhhh i don't mean to constantly send in walls of text but i've been a fan of yours for a long ass time and i'm so glad you like my silly little ideas!! i look up to you a lot as a writer so it makes me really happy that you're willing to entertain my thoughts haha

"who's going to realize they still love him in the fall" OH MY GOD.... just snatch my heart up n squeeze it omg...

that song is so him. i listened to it like 3 times and it's so HIM. also "i love you, it's ruining my life" is the best fucking way to describe how I FELT AFTER PLAYING BAXTER'S DLC. the pain, the way he delicately then cruelly rejects you when you ask for more.

that'd be exactly what he was trying to avoid. it's why he didn't go further with you in the cabin, and it's why he keeps up the appearance of someone put together and strong, mysterious and a whirlwind. so much so you can't put up with it for more than the summer.

gives you the glitter and flare of a summer fling, gives you fun and excitement but deprives you of the intimacy, dodges the sensitive questions...

but you're too kind. always reaching out for him, pulling him into your small world, and he's too much of a sucker. falls for your sweet smile, your insistence that he joins your friends or family for activities. falls for you insisting that you need him, that you like him...

jfc i cannot ramble again, if anything im the one yapping your ear off LMAO. please i can ramble about baxter for DAYS. i love him but this man is the perfect angst bank and i can drag on for ages...

and please don't worry about writing long messages, even if i take awhile to respond, i love reading em so much. i was actually looking forward to what you had to say about my last response lol <3

n plus you know much more about taylor swift than i do, and the songs n stuff better. i mean i do check the lyrics n associate em n associate songs n stuff but i love how enthusiastic you are, it's very refreshing to me 😊

and omg you're so kind... ngl i cried a bit LOL i've never had someone say they look up to me n i didn't expect that, that's very sweet and i'm glad i'm good enough to be inspiring, i'm very happy to hear that🥹🫶

n i'm more than happy to listen to everyones thoughts, i think everything yall have to say is worthwhile and it's like you pluck some things straight out of my brain too 😂 i wish i could spend all day answering yall's thoughts and stuff, i get excited seeing more asks even though i cannot respond quickly

so thank you for sharing your thoughts <3 i look forward to more, n don't be afraid to dm me!!! yall are too sweet, so feel free to ask me anything ��

[thenixkat]

apparently, Booster's not a fan of having rude women cling to him but he is a professional and he's gonna pretend to be friendly and excited about shit

the 1000 kidnapped the makers of the Booster Gold comic in-universe to drain what info they have on Booster Gold b/c teh senator is still very pissed off about Booster ruining his plans

huh say what you want about Booster Gold but his villains be killing people. Like killing people killing people, on a frequent basis

also Superman is in this town and apparently not investigating any large underground lead lined structures after the last one got publicly revealed to be a villain's lair

also its wild to me that the senator is going through all this effort when he could just plant a bomb in Booster's apartment. Like Booster doesnt have a secret identity, his address is findable

like you dont have to go through all his associates and their families again Booster's villains dont play around.

Senator yer beefing with a celebrity who doesnt even know yer the bad guy

Again Booster doesnt know how big yer organization is or even what it does. He's not investigating you. He's minding his own business and stopping the very blatant crimes yer guys are committing. He didnt even know who was behind the assassination attempt for the president and yall might have gotten away with it if the Legion hadn't been there instigating

again yer beefing with a dude who's been minding his own buisness and do more commercials than patrolling. You could literally just bomb his apartment or poison his food instead of all this convoluted fuckshit

the Boostermobile got repainted to match his costume

Booster's secretary makes him dress like a normal person to avoid getting press if they're gonna eat together

also why are so many of Booster's villains visibly disabled/deformed? That's certainly a choice that the writer and artist are making

sure he's joking but between that and bith him and Dirk having her work way outside of her shift hours I dont think Booster Gold is a good boss

yeah teh way Booster mangles phrases does suggest that he's some kind of foreign. But frankly, it should sound like he has an accent of some kind given that he's speaking English from several centuries in the future (and a later comic says that his first language is Esperanto so dude would have def an accent)

also Booster feels comfortable enough to tell his secretary some of his secrets like his birth name Just, Booster Gold should have a hell of a notable accent given everything. Facetiming Skeets, a robot that doesnt have a face

I'm going to assume that floater nets are for catching people if they need to jump out the windows of a highrise building or skyscraper as like a safety feature or used by emergency services

also the star on Booster's costume is different now again Booster's villains be killing people

like its not like villains werent killing people in Ted's comics or in JLI and stuff but like those didnt really have impact panels of corpses or bodies in the backgrounds of panels or a page with cops pulling a vehicle out of a ditch and describing exactly how the folks in it died.

Also, DC comics have a lot of coloring errors for something that explicitly has editors supposed to be checking shit also how the fuck did the Senator get more goons after one minion killed 900 of them at once and another minion melted a guys head for mentioning something he didnt like. Like yes, yall have benefits but i think a workplace that homicidal you just dont sign up for it

Again where the fuck is SUperman for half teh shit happening. WHy is Superman not showing up to help with a burning highrise apartment? Does he hate Booster Gold that much?

huh, would Skeets like more robot friends?

Booster's put together that the 1000 is after him b/c they sent some chatty ass robots

huh. Are you telling me Booster hasnt been charging his suit's batteries like he should be

…did he bring a charger for those power rods from teh future? …pls tell me Booster is aware that batteries lose charge over time that his 'powers' would decrease if the charge goes down. That he should be keeping track of the charge on those power rods

writer… if yer implying that yer tech using superhero doesnt bother upkeep for the suit that gives him his powers to the point that he doesnt know why he's gotten weaker… that's …

secretary lady, why are you crushing on yer boss? Why are you upset about him being asked questions about the celebrity that he's fake dating for publicity?

why you mad that Booster is a slut for the camera? you know what he's about why be mad about it if you like him? why date a model if yer gonna get upset about people openly drooling over him and him playing into it b/c it gets him paid more?

yer bad mouthing him for doing the shit that gets him money

[hikarry]

I think you're literally the only Portuguese I ever saw on Tumblr

So I came for information

I'm going in Erasmus there (I wanted Italy but they didn't have a spot for me rip) and I need to know what's it like there. If it help with anything, I'm going to Coimbra? FLUC?

Parties? Pubs? Are yall nice? Do I have to worry about being harassed by middle aged men in the street?

Oh my fucking God

You are literally coming to my faculty! The chance of us crossing paths when you come is up to 80%! That's insane!

Okay okay, focus

I've lived with people from Erasmus so I think I can help

We have a group here of Portuguese people that "collects" all the people from Erasmus and programs stuff for yall to do like bar nights, clubbing, games etcetera. My old flatmates used to go to all of the events and they loved it

There are parties literally all the time here. We have 3 main clubs. One of them is specifically for Erasmus students (but anyone can go, really) and I've heard it's super fun - I'm not a club person, so eh can't help much there. My friends used to go almost every night tho

Pubs is much more my area

The main pub we used to have closed due to ✨️illegal activities ✨️ but we have a shit tone more

I usually go to the Irish pub uptown. It's hella classy and the prices are good. Got live music most of the time and ya can have lunch/dinner there also if you want

I can literally give you a map of all the Irish pubs in the city. Ive been to all of them and they are all top notch 5 stars

Also, I imagine you are coming next semester? In the first semester we have this festival called Latada. We get a week free of classes and it's literally a 1 week party with concerts. People go a bit mad there. Mainly because it's cool as shit ngl. Get ready to get Portuguese and Brazilian music stuck in your head

People from FLUC are nice. We are the letters and languages faculty so we are used to foreigners all the time. Everyone speaks English there. And we are the freaks of the university! My faculty is the one where all the queers and gays are! Listen, there's literally this cute girl I see all the time that dresses herself Lolita style. Where else would you see that? Only fluc

If you ever need any help, anyone will try and help you

Our streets are pretty safe. Sure, there's the occasional creep, but it's very rare. Just be careful with drunk college dudes. If you do go out, take trusted people with you that can have your back just in case

Alas, I won't ask you to show yourself, but if you need any help while you're around, hit me up. If you want me to know who you are, dm me. If not, send an anon ask again and I'll try to get to you as soon as I see it

Getting a house here can be a nightmare (even for us portuguese) and I might be able to help you with that. Depending on your course I might also be able to hook you up with files with all the summaries of your classes