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JOHN "CALICO JACK" RACKHAM AU BACKSTORY
CW : DEPICTIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF DEATH AND BLOOD‼️
(This is very self-indulgent and mostly because I thought it'd be cool)
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AU LORE :
At 36, Calico Jack was the captain of the REVENGE (formerly Charles Vanes's ship, which he mutinied and took over).
At 37, he was captured by the Royal British Navy and thrown in "pirate prison" (idk what it was called irl). On his first day, he was whipped/beaten by the guards, something they did to every pirate on their first day.
[I imagine this part like a scene in a movie] As he lays there in the dirt, he's nearly unconscious, but feels someone grab him. They drag him over to their cell and get someone to help her clean his new wounds. It hurts, hence the drawing, and it depicts that scene.
[She is one of the big bosses of the pirate prisoners, so holds authority with them]
The person who helped him was Anne Bonny, whom he fell in love with. They are together in the prison for a few months before escaping and spending the rest of that year pirating on the high seas.
At 38, he's again caught and this time sentenced to death instead of imprisonment. Anne Bonny is able to convince the court to pardon her because she was pregnant (Calico Jack's son/Kwazii's father). Anne Bonny leaves him for Mary Read, who was also pardoned. (Irl, there was no evidence of them being in a relationship ship, but in Octo-universe, they are now. Lesbian cats.)
He's able to escape his hanging and flees, where he hides for two more years (until 40 years old, and authorities wound his left eye), then a storm shipwrecks him and he ends up in the Amazon for another 15 years.
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I love my pirate pookie and making him suffer <3
#octonauts#octonauts fanart#octonauts au#calamaroo's au#octonauts calico jack#calico jack#i really like pirates man
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pirate radio, december 2023 risograph printed in bright red and black ink
my final graphic design thesis project from about this time last year! i made a sleeve for a diy vinyl record (track featured by my friend aria @everlastingwife ^_^). this process was so much fun to experiment with!! on my first attempt, i tried to 3d print a record using a 3d model i generated from the wav file. this did not work because i didn't have access to any printers with a fine enough resolution — all of the grooves holding the audio information totally melted. for my second try, i used a subtractive process instead and badgered my department into buying the gakken toy record maker, which was essentially a tiny record lathe. the audio quality was total ass but it worked much better and was playable! lot of trial and error involved but i'm overall very satisfied with the final outcome :-] hope to make some cd mixtapes now that i no longer have access to that little lathe.
🏴☠️ bootleg everything. ok bye
#pan draws#pan designs#risograph#pirate radio#instagram is not letting me post this. Thumbsdown.... 99% sure the meta robots r scanning my shit & being like ''hey man u cant talk about#copyright infringement on here.'' well what if i really wanted to.....#xines#zine
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should also mention this as a romani person. BIOWARE. HEY. isabela was a racist caricature.
the barely clothed brown woman with a head scarf and gold jewelry that comes from a place of fortune tellers and swindlers, who is also a thief, liar, and very sexualized (also slut shamed vehemently by a white cop)
i see you, gadje. i see rivain will probably be an option to go to in datv too. if you hadnt learned your lesson so help me god......
#dragon age#not to mention how much of like the fantasy surrounding pirates#and how they dressed is straight up ripped from romani culture#like headscarves (dikhlo) and hip cloths and extensive jewelry#also just the stereotype that roma are thieves and con artists#never really knew how to phrase my stance on the antiziganist caricatures#especially since i really love isabela#but its like#come on man.#do better#be better
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Horror's silly I guess..... idk sometimes I just want him to slam people idk
Sighs the man's a little angy don't judge him... Jesus he's ugly
#sans au#utmv#undertale au#killer sans#horror sans#UwU#I thought I miss back when I didn't hate nightmare but then I remembered how I interpreted him.....#I think my. I think the context I can give is Gacha club#anyways my dumbass keeps jumping on shit I can't do#and now I can't do shit#homework kinda a dumb concept bc school lasts already half the day..#homework's initial concept was punishment.... guess they just wanted to punish all students..#anyways I'm just babbling I literally do not have homework#anyways I really wanna write Wattpad fics....... sighs it's silly#originally I wanted to writer highschool fic or pirate fic but my motivation was. I'm writing mafia fic instead.......#just barely anyways. it's probably bound to be discontinued#man horrors so ugly. I just wanna slap him.. I watched my old Gacha vids and horror was a no expression softie man..#but then again. everyone but like. ink. and just sometimes corrupted nightmare were softies.. I think. I think I liked making softies???#now I think horror and killer should ferally beat each other up but... sighs anyways they should make out I mean what
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#uHhHHh Ross and Crozier. yeah#Featuring: Crying jfj#bc he is jealous#extremely jealous#uhhhhhh also pirate au drawings#I have schizophrenia dont worry about it#Crozier is a pirate and Ross is in the royal navy and they gay sword fight bc its sexy#dw about it#also first time drawing either of them idk why they look like that dont worry about that either#my art#the terror#francis crozier#james clark ross#please#idk#i need help#james fitzjames#we're really in it now#also close up bc i like the cropped version better bc idk whats going on with their bodies man#any crozier x ross truthers? no? just me? ait I'll see myself out-#rossier#pirate au
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(semi future au) magolor needs to start asking questions before taking jobs
#i have extras for this but ill put them in a reblog#i know this guy looks suspiciously like max haltmann i just needed something simple and very obviously evil#magolor really got hired by the pringles man /j#kirbyposting#my art or something#quinn does comics#magolor#sailor dee#magosailor#this is ridiculous but i thought it would be funny#drawing the expressions was fun at least lol#obviously dreamland doesn’t have much of a ‘military’ but like what do you call the meta knights post romk? idk#i actually drew this a while ago but i got so hung up on that detail i put off posting it all this time#i just think they’re fun#tbh half of my reasoning for giving sailor the role they have is just that it’s fun to imagine them both as space pirates lol#i mean…they’re not space pirates but it’s close enough#semi future au
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#marshall d. teach#blackbeard#blackbeard pirates#one piece#whitebeard pirates#my art#so sometimes i think about how teach stayed on WB ship for close to 30 years#now i know he was fighting and doing his part but still he never tried particularly hard and he was basically living under his dads roof#for his entire adult life#and would have continued to do so if not for the yami yami no mi#anyway after talking with a friend it got me thinking about him as a neet so there#really loose concept and this is just me procrastinating but kind of funny i thought#neet au#about marco since someone mentioned. since he was ship dr and 1st commaner i wouldnt consider him a neet#marco had a lot of responsibilities while teach was just a regular member#so marco would be the more mature and successful older bro#anyway with this i finally drew bb with tired eye bags#like this man doesnt sleep. he should look tired as hell#i feel like im going crazy#i want to draw highschool luffy and discord mod teach having a brawl on the street
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I am allowed to draw them soo out of character and somft. As a treat.
#cursed to only draw skin-taker kinda ok when im not taking anything seriously#they have so so many issues making out won't solve but at this point can't make worse.#this is really silly and definitely not canon to me but I do like the idea of them being more on equal grounds in the relationship#they're on my mind#silly weird and violent old men who kiss and make everyones lives worse together#candle cove#skintaker#the skintaker#horace horrible#flf: freaks loving freaks#i took too much benadryl and now im plagued by old pirate man yaois
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Congratulations to the Kites and their new members who have totally normal faces!
#pirates smp#seapeekay#eret#the eret#what if my face was a void that absorbs all light and your face glows constantly and we were both kites? We can be the glowing man date mem#I like to think they show each other their faces and bond over their strange features so they can hang out with someone without any coverin#got into pirates soley bc i saw p!cpk fanart from mellozheist where he had a void face and i had to know-#i watched his recruitment officer video and that was it before today where i binged both his and eret's pirate vods#really shooting myself in the foot with that cpk design. somehow combined dc question with pirate fox man and the power of combining both m#blorbos- this design is so me core i was going feral drawing him what do i do send help#my art
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I think I may be just a bit of an Ashswag fan…
#Ashswag#Ashswag fanart#I am too obsessed with this man#please save me#the mermaid au is here also#swagdoons mermaid au#really need a name for that thing#art#my art#my fanart#please reblog and like#I need to share my Ashswag art to the fandom#swagdoons fanart#swagdoons kiss#again Ash is a siren and Red is a demon pirate#money#we love money#Ashswag does too#especially mermaid au Ashswag#one of the drawings is the shirt from Squiddo video(I think it Squiddo video)#Ashswag’s Squiddo video shirt
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Still thinking about them… I feel like pure shit I just want this dynamic back 😔
#I’ve definitely made a post like this before-#but I’ve played more games since then!#still not Xrd/Strive but still-#I still like Dizzy ending up with the Jellyfish Pirates and her dynamic with May in particular was really sweet#but I still like her GGX endings with Potemkin the most#it makes me so sad that Potemkin and Dizzy don’t get to interact directly too often after this#but I’m holding onto how protective Potemkin was over Dizzy in GGXX until I DIE#guilty gear#yappin'#edit- as you can tell by the upgrade in quality I switched over to using the proper wiki instead of the fandom wiki now-#I’m a changed man
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I love people who love competent Stede Bonnet but, for me, he's always at his best when he's at least a little bit cringefail
#look i fell in love with the guy whos best raid got him a potted plant#who tells his crew bedtime stories and runs sewing groups#who kills men by the stupidest accidents#who walks into spanish jackies in an all white suit; drank from the nose jar; offended everyone + got wine thrown on him#man for sale stede bonnet!!! dramatic black theatre turtleneck stede bonnet! the guy who goes on nature walks!#i LOVE that guy#hes a little whimsy pathetic cringefail and he means EVERYTHING to me#is he good at what he does? no! but my god. hes having fun#and i genuinely adore him#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#Stede Bonnet#The Gentleman Pirate#idk its not like i didnt want to see him grow as a character (though. SNT) but. i miss his whimsy#i miss the things he did that everyone found embarrassing but he loved#the bits that ed fell in love with#sorry to turn this into s2 crit but. i think thats why i really fell off gb
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Fighting DEMONS rn trying not to get invested in one piece to figure out wtf you're posting about!!!!
come here cyber.... we have this thang
#mp answers#i've been trying so hard not to be annoying to my bnha friends but if you will allow me to push this for this ask let me say 🙏#if you're afraid of the episode count for one piece the manga is a lot quicker read while being just as enjoyable because the art style is#an actual delight. its great its fantastic im absolutely in love with it#the series is soooo good and i know luffy can seem unappealing to people before they start but he's just SUCH a great character & continues#to be even now. the story is SO GOOD the characters are SO GOOD... theres so much lore and world building that its insane#if you read the manga we get 'cover stories' on what's going on with previous characters to see what theyre up to even though we moved on#from where we left them. a lot of these cover stories blend into the main story so well its just seamless#there's one where we get introduced to a character we dont see hundreds of episodes into the anime and they show up like; during the second#saga. the series is about traveling to other islands and every single arc has been tied to another in some way or form that shows up later#even if its sagas and sagas later- it still becomes relevant again!! it's a huge ongoing story and there isnt a single arc that feels like#it has no purpose (sans filler in the anime-but even then!! some filler arcs are really entertaining!)#it's emotional! its sad! its downright stupid and silly but GOD... you can feel the love that oda put into this series and his characters#and the emotions in the expressions and the messages the story gives off it just makes me UEUHGHHAHGHH!!!#it's all about the adventure and the romance of it all! its about the freedom it brings and bringing freedom to others!#its a series where treasure should be a focus given its pirates and the its a giant treasure hunt for the one piece and yet! and yet so man#of the characters treasures are things that are not coins and gems but people and promises and family and and#im going to EXPLODE i love one piece
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What is one controversial opinion that will get you jumped , whether it be a certain wiki character , the wiki itself , (maybe the Heykids wiki too itself if you wanna count that in ) , or just anything about the fandom that you wish to see improvement on 🤔🧐
#candle cove#feeling a bit silly#a very scandalous ask 🤞🏾#for me ehhh i kinda wanna see more morally bad Poppys#like listen#hoping i dont sound like those edgy newgen creepypasta fans that are canon elitists while making really disturbing hcs about random emo ocs#like i PERSONALLY don't view him as a good guy#he's so morally grey and the wiki tries to portray that as the opposite I'm not a fan of the sweet caring father figure troupe people give#him but idc if anyone ik hcs that since its just a weird little pet peeve of mine#cmon did you really think the guy that skinned a man he didn't know and shouts verbal insults at his pirate courier for little reasons#would be an amazing father figure??#another thing is that im hoping to see more black Thade recognition and some more Jojo and Sanjay fans#i can't control on how people view certain characters and they can do whatever they want with Poppy idc at most#so erm don't start random discourse I'm not in the mood
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freeing my inner 12 year old by posting michaelwave of fnaf fame
five billion images of him under cut
i am cringe.... but i am free
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#gore tw#body horror tw#gore#body horror#sorry to contradict myself btw i was just really really proud of this design and i want to share it#i still stand firm on my stance tho fuck scott cawthon. do not support him financially in any way. pirate all the things#if you dont agree w me posting fnaf art thats fine man. idk. i just like drawing this guy
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hypothetical "the rat grinders if they were bad kids and vice versa" type drawings. there are many thoughts swimming around in my brain...
was this mostly an excuse to draw gorgug in mary ann's style of outfit? maybe. am i having fun? absolutely <|:)
#fantasy high#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#d20 fantasy high#potatart#buddy dawn#gorgug thistlespring#mary ann skuttle#hey. transfem buddy dawn. you understand and agree#i think ive only seen this headcanon once in the wild but its nice i think. its pleasant#my idea is that in this hypothetical situation she mirrors kristens sort of character arc in that shes trans#their paralells drive me insane btw.#thinking... i like designing outfits#with buddy its hard to come up with. what her style of clothing would be since we only ever see her wear one thing#and its this like. uniform#sorry. i am rambling. i like talking about my reasoning behind my art#transfem buddy dawn who is a cleric of ankarna (or maybe bakarath i cant decide which i like more)#i think mary ann as an artificer is great. she would be the type to like#modify a 2ds and download pirated games onto it i think#and i think gorgug in mary anns place still has a special interest in music methinks#im thinking a lot about mary ann tbh. i really like her#i think she is more than just “the girl who likes quokki pets” and i like exploring that#mary ann is so cool man...#anyways. more people should draw transfem buddy dawn i think. as a treat#ok *skateboards away*
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