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JOHN "CALICO JACK" RACKHAM AU BACKSTORY
CW : DEPICTIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF DEATH AND BLOOD‼️
(This is very self-indulgent and mostly because I thought it'd be cool)
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AU LORE :
At 36, Calico Jack was the captain of the REVENGE (formerly Charles Vanes's ship, which he mutinied and took over).
At 37, he was captured by the Royal British Navy and thrown in "pirate prison" (idk what it was called irl). On his first day, he was whipped/beaten by the guards, something they did to every pirate on their first day.
[I imagine this part like a scene in a movie] As he lays there in the dirt, he's nearly unconscious, but feels someone grab him. They drag him over to their cell and get someone to help her clean his new wounds. It hurts, hence the drawing, and it depicts that scene.
[She is one of the big bosses of the pirate prisoners, so holds authority with them]
The person who helped him was Anne Bonny, whom he fell in love with. They are together in the prison for a few months before escaping and spending the rest of that year pirating on the high seas.
At 38, he's again caught and this time sentenced to death instead of imprisonment. Anne Bonny is able to convince the court to pardon her because she was pregnant (Calico Jack's son/Kwazii's father). Anne Bonny leaves him for Mary Read, who was also pardoned. (Irl, there was no evidence of them being in a relationship ship, but in Octo-universe, they are now. Lesbian cats.)
He's able to escape his hanging and flees, where he hides for two more years (until 40 years old, and authorities wound his left eye), then a storm shipwrecks him and he ends up in the Amazon for another 15 years.
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I love my pirate pookie and making him suffer <3
#octonauts#octonauts fanart#octonauts au#calamaroo's au#octonauts calico jack#calico jack#i really like pirates man
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should also mention this as a romani person. BIOWARE. HEY. isabela was a racist caricature.
the barely clothed brown woman with a head scarf and gold jewelry that comes from a place of fortune tellers and swindlers, who is also a thief, liar, and very sexualized (also slut shamed vehemently by a white cop)
i see you, gadje. i see rivain will probably be an option to go to in datv too. if you hadnt learned your lesson so help me god......
#dragon age#not to mention how much of like the fantasy surrounding pirates#and how they dressed is straight up ripped from romani culture#like headscarves (dikhlo) and hip cloths and extensive jewelry#also just the stereotype that roma are thieves and con artists#never really knew how to phrase my stance on the antiziganist caricatures#especially since i really love isabela#but its like#come on man.#do better#be better
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#marshall d. teach#blackbeard#blackbeard pirates#one piece#whitebeard pirates#my art#so sometimes i think about how teach stayed on WB ship for close to 30 years#now i know he was fighting and doing his part but still he never tried particularly hard and he was basically living under his dads roof#for his entire adult life#and would have continued to do so if not for the yami yami no mi#anyway after talking with a friend it got me thinking about him as a neet so there#really loose concept and this is just me procrastinating but kind of funny i thought#neet au#about marco since someone mentioned. since he was ship dr and 1st commaner i wouldnt consider him a neet#marco had a lot of responsibilities while teach was just a regular member#so marco would be the more mature and successful older bro#anyway with this i finally drew bb with tired eye bags#like this man doesnt sleep. he should look tired as hell#i feel like im going crazy#i want to draw highschool luffy and discord mod teach having a brawl on the street
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Horror's silly I guess..... idk sometimes I just want him to slam people idk
Sighs the man's a little angy don't judge him... Jesus he's ugly
#sans au#utmv#undertale au#killer sans#horror sans#UwU#I thought I miss back when I didn't hate nightmare but then I remembered how I interpreted him.....#I think my. I think the context I can give is Gacha club#anyways my dumbass keeps jumping on shit I can't do#and now I can't do shit#homework kinda a dumb concept bc school lasts already half the day..#homework's initial concept was punishment.... guess they just wanted to punish all students..#anyways I'm just babbling I literally do not have homework#anyways I really wanna write Wattpad fics....... sighs it's silly#originally I wanted to writer highschool fic or pirate fic but my motivation was. I'm writing mafia fic instead.......#just barely anyways. it's probably bound to be discontinued#man horrors so ugly. I just wanna slap him.. I watched my old Gacha vids and horror was a no expression softie man..#but then again. everyone but like. ink. and just sometimes corrupted nightmare were softies.. I think. I think I liked making softies???#now I think horror and killer should ferally beat each other up but... sighs anyways they should make out I mean what
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Congratulations to the Kites and their new members who have totally normal faces!
#pirates smp#seapeekay#eret#the eret#what if my face was a void that absorbs all light and your face glows constantly and we were both kites? We can be the glowing man date mem#I like to think they show each other their faces and bond over their strange features so they can hang out with someone without any coverin#got into pirates soley bc i saw p!cpk fanart from mellozheist where he had a void face and i had to know-#i watched his recruitment officer video and that was it before today where i binged both his and eret's pirate vods#really shooting myself in the foot with that cpk design. somehow combined dc question with pirate fox man and the power of combining both m#blorbos- this design is so me core i was going feral drawing him what do i do send help#my art
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I think I may be just a bit of an Ashswag fan…
#Ashswag#Ashswag fanart#I am too obsessed with this man#please save me#the mermaid au is here also#swagdoons mermaid au#really need a name for that thing#art#my art#my fanart#please reblog and like#I need to share my Ashswag art to the fandom#swagdoons fanart#swagdoons kiss#again Ash is a siren and Red is a demon pirate#money#we love money#Ashswag does too#especially mermaid au Ashswag#one of the drawings is the shirt from Squiddo video(I think it Squiddo video)#Ashswag’s Squiddo video shirt
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I am allowed to draw them soo out of character and somft. As a treat.
#cursed to only draw skin-taker kinda ok when im not taking anything seriously#they have so so many issues making out won't solve but at this point can't make worse.#this is really silly and definitely not canon to me but I do like the idea of them being more on equal grounds in the relationship#they're on my mind#silly weird and violent old men who kiss and make everyones lives worse together#candle cove#skintaker#the skintaker#horace horrible#flf: freaks loving freaks#i took too much benadryl and now im plagued by old pirate man yaois
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I love people who love competent Stede Bonnet but, for me, he's always at his best when he's at least a little bit cringefail
#look i fell in love with the guy whos best raid got him a potted plant#who tells his crew bedtime stories and runs sewing groups#who kills men by the stupidest accidents#who walks into spanish jackies in an all white suit; drank from the nose jar; offended everyone + got wine thrown on him#man for sale stede bonnet!!! dramatic black theatre turtleneck stede bonnet! the guy who goes on nature walks!#i LOVE that guy#hes a little whimsy pathetic cringefail and he means EVERYTHING to me#is he good at what he does? no! but my god. hes having fun#and i genuinely adore him#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#Stede Bonnet#The Gentleman Pirate#idk its not like i didnt want to see him grow as a character (though. SNT) but. i miss his whimsy#i miss the things he did that everyone found embarrassing but he loved#the bits that ed fell in love with#sorry to turn this into s2 crit but. i think thats why i really fell off gb
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Fighting DEMONS rn trying not to get invested in one piece to figure out wtf you're posting about!!!!
come here cyber.... we have this thang
#mp answers#i've been trying so hard not to be annoying to my bnha friends but if you will allow me to push this for this ask let me say 🙏#if you're afraid of the episode count for one piece the manga is a lot quicker read while being just as enjoyable because the art style is#an actual delight. its great its fantastic im absolutely in love with it#the series is soooo good and i know luffy can seem unappealing to people before they start but he's just SUCH a great character & continues#to be even now. the story is SO GOOD the characters are SO GOOD... theres so much lore and world building that its insane#if you read the manga we get 'cover stories' on what's going on with previous characters to see what theyre up to even though we moved on#from where we left them. a lot of these cover stories blend into the main story so well its just seamless#there's one where we get introduced to a character we dont see hundreds of episodes into the anime and they show up like; during the second#saga. the series is about traveling to other islands and every single arc has been tied to another in some way or form that shows up later#even if its sagas and sagas later- it still becomes relevant again!! it's a huge ongoing story and there isnt a single arc that feels like#it has no purpose (sans filler in the anime-but even then!! some filler arcs are really entertaining!)#it's emotional! its sad! its downright stupid and silly but GOD... you can feel the love that oda put into this series and his characters#and the emotions in the expressions and the messages the story gives off it just makes me UEUHGHHAHGHH!!!#it's all about the adventure and the romance of it all! its about the freedom it brings and bringing freedom to others!#its a series where treasure should be a focus given its pirates and the its a giant treasure hunt for the one piece and yet! and yet so man#of the characters treasures are things that are not coins and gems but people and promises and family and and#im going to EXPLODE i love one piece
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freeing my inner 12 year old by posting michaelwave of fnaf fame
five billion images of him under cut
i am cringe.... but i am free
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#gore tw#body horror tw#gore#body horror#sorry to contradict myself btw i was just really really proud of this design and i want to share it#i still stand firm on my stance tho fuck scott cawthon. do not support him financially in any way. pirate all the things#if you dont agree w me posting fnaf art thats fine man. idk. i just like drawing this guy
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hypothetical "the rat grinders if they were bad kids and vice versa" type drawings. there are many thoughts swimming around in my brain...
was this mostly an excuse to draw gorgug in mary ann's style of outfit? maybe. am i having fun? absolutely <|:)
#fantasy high#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#d20 fantasy high#potatart#buddy dawn#gorgug thistlespring#mary ann skuttle#hey. transfem buddy dawn. you understand and agree#i think ive only seen this headcanon once in the wild but its nice i think. its pleasant#my idea is that in this hypothetical situation she mirrors kristens sort of character arc in that shes trans#their paralells drive me insane btw.#thinking... i like designing outfits#with buddy its hard to come up with. what her style of clothing would be since we only ever see her wear one thing#and its this like. uniform#sorry. i am rambling. i like talking about my reasoning behind my art#transfem buddy dawn who is a cleric of ankarna (or maybe bakarath i cant decide which i like more)#i think mary ann as an artificer is great. she would be the type to like#modify a 2ds and download pirated games onto it i think#and i think gorgug in mary anns place still has a special interest in music methinks#im thinking a lot about mary ann tbh. i really like her#i think she is more than just “the girl who likes quokki pets” and i like exploring that#mary ann is so cool man...#anyways. more people should draw transfem buddy dawn i think. as a treat#ok *skateboards away*
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jrwi riptide 115
So the elephant in the room. Grandberry traitor. It’s Caspian or John right? Those are the two we know, the two we are attached to, it’s not just gonna be random new recruit #7 out of the unnamed folks they’ve picked up. It’s not that one healer from Joaldo who joined them that I can’t remember his name right now.
John has made it clear since he revolted from the Navy that he’s kept up with the Grandberry pirates, that all he wants is to join them. That could be a flag. The fact that he was part of his own “special unit” or something along those lines before going outlaw. There’s the journal of his they found back at Zero that they never truly read through and tossed after reading the first poem, which might have had definite answers. And this is small, but he was really protective over keeping the pin from Jayson Ferin.
But the block throws a wrench in it, because why would they throw him in their highest security prison and let him freeze? Unless somehow John was sure without a shadow of a doubt they would have come back for him, and they weighed the risk and reward. The Ferin family drama could have thrown a wrench in their plans enough to have thrown away any plans on easier escape. It’s plausible, but it just is too much of a discrepancy. And John wears his heart on his sleeve, since episode zero he has, it’s hard to think of him as the traitor.
Then there’s Caspian, who has been with Lizzie since almost the beginning, from Shadowbeard’s crew. It’s where they met, and they both survived and escaped Shatter Skull massacre together. But that means he was there for the fall of Shadowbeard, and Ava Ferin’s death. And while it’s pretty much said by Lizzie she thinks it’s Ava who betrayed her, with everything else said, and with what Jay remembers and loves of her sister, it just doesn’t quite track. There was an ulterior motive to kill Ava in the same fight, ordered by someone higher up, playing into the propaganda and fear mongering against pirates and pro Raft agenda. And he knows Edyn Tidestrider, he was the one to reunite her and Gillion. He has her number. And she is gills deep in double-triple agent Raft bullshit.
But could he have been such a double agent all this time, since Shatter Skull? After all his blood sweat and tears, all the weight he’s lifted for Lizzie? All the Edyn stuff could easily be a coincidence, considering their Undersea connection. And he’s not quite heart on his sleeve honest as John has been, but he’s chill like that, he’s kindhearted and patient. And after everything, and I mean everything, he’s done - for Gillion especially - giving him his sword, reuniting him with his sister, daily phone calls, teaching him spells and moves, being the first friend especially from the undersea and reconnecting him with their culture - it’s so hard to think of him as the traitor.
There’s proof enough for both of them. But everything considered, with how undercover and long term the black book missions are, how even Jay had been a spy at one point - Caspian makes the most sense, doesn’t he.
#if it really is him I’m opening a real life hole in the real life sea and diving in headfirst#I’m just so miserable dude#caspian my favorite my light of my life this whole time I’ve been like man I miss caspian calls I miss caspian time#and John :( he’s just so good. too good. it really could be him to and that sucks so bad#but I’d rather him than caspian jfjskfkskfk after everything. like#he’s always over the top and cheery and hunting for the grandberry pirates. but caspian evidence is damning to me#anyways. I don’t know what to do now#caspian could be a traitor drey is fucking missing why are my faves always doomed by the narrative#jrwi#jrwi riptide#jrwi 115#jrwi riptide 115#jrwi spoilers#riptide spoilers#jrwi caspian#marshal john#z speaks
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I keep on seeing people mention how they want to see another Davy Back Fight during the Final Saga, and while I'm 10000% sure we won't see another Davy Back Fight
Unironically
I think a Davy Back Fight between the Strawhats and Cross Guild could be fucking hysterical
Especially because like. Buggy could totally challenge Luffy intentionally, desperately hoping that either Luffy will save HIM from Crocodile and Mihawk, OR that Luffy ends up taking Croc and Hawk into his crew if he wins
(Sidenote, DBF is normally only about exchanging crewmates and stealing pirate flags, but could you imagine if Buggy could demand to have Luffy's copies of the Road Poneglyphs if he won? Hell, I imagine Buggy could probably get away with innitiating the challenge regardless because once it's on, it's on, and surely his men would be so riled up Croc and Hawk would know there'd be no way to stop it anymore even though Buggy's not the true boss. But just to keep Croc and Hawk from trying to murder him on the spot Buggy could maybe suggest taking the Poneglyph copies as if it were a part of his plan from the begining)
And you know if Buggy challenged Luffy into a DBF Luffy might just accept??? Because it could be fun (in Luffy's mind)??? And it could be kind of on-brand for him to jump in on a challenge like that???
And yes
The idea of Luffy winning against Cross Guild in a DBF, resulting in fucking Mihawk and Sir Crocodile joining the Strawhats would be fucking hysterical man, and that alone makes me kinda want it
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Cross Guild#It's just that between CrocHawk and Buggy I honestly don't think Luffy would want Buggy on his crew#See: Luffy calling Buggy a loser#I mean I don't think he'd want Crocodile on his crew either#I could see Zoro being like ''hey let's grab Mihawk it'll be funny as hell'' and the others maybe being cool with it#And I could imagine them taking Galdino and Daz Bones too before even considdering Crocodile#Also hey this is where we once again get to the ''how does Luffy actually feel about Crocodile right now?'' question#Because. Under circumstances like these. I could see Luffy choosing Crocodile for his crew.#If for no other reason than *Oda being able to make it as funny as fucking imaginable*#The thing is that Cross Guild is an Evil Organization Under A Yonkou and not really a Pirate Crew???#See: Chairman Buggy and not Captain Buggy#But??? I mean the opportunity for comedy could allow for some bending of the rules???#I just think it'd be hysterical man#Mainly because it'd be humiliating for Crocodile and Mihawk and arguably they'd slightly deserve it after bullying Buggy so much#ALSO we could avoid having Cross Guild fight the Strawhats entirely and that'd be cool lmao#But alas. As much as I'd love the leisure of a funny arc like this. Don't think we're gonna get one. But it could be so funny
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I don’t really watch one piece(anime) anymore but like zoro’s fit in the egg head arc is fire. And why do sanji and garp have the same fashion sense. Like why does this dude routinely dress like a middle aged father going on vactation in Florida I mean come on 😭😭.
Zoro’s fits are always really cool tho and I will be stealing his style 👀
#zoro canonically is best dressed#cause why he got that Hawain shirt and khaki shorts on man#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#roronoa zoro#egghead arc#I try and get back into one piece then I see what maki and Robin got on and remeber all the reasons I dislike it now#like they used to have really nice fits and now it just feels like they are dressed in whatever he can get away with#without making them borderline naked.#Frankg got pants on and Robin don’t#that’s insane.#straw hat pirates#straw hats
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This guy's L to W ratio is a solid 5:1 rn
#one piece#pretty funny for his intro to be like ''he became a warlord after delivering a hundred still-beating pirate hearts to the world government'#and then proceed to have him get terrorised by the straw hats and have his ass get beat for the next thirty episodes#CJ's op watch-through#op#trafalgar law#i thought this would be USOPP's Terrible. Horrible. No Good. Very Bad Day. but law is really outdoing him here#he even lost his stupid hat like come on man that's just cruel#the 1 is beating smoker#i would include securing an alliance with luffy as a W but i can only predict the chaos he's going to suffer for the next 3 arcs for that
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you guys have no idea how hard i laughed at this scene-
even luffy's "ohhh!" moment after kills me i love them so much-
#one piece#one piece live action#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#opla episode 5#summer.txt#summer.jpg#your honor they're my fave duo in op <33#i watched very few eps of the anime and know em mostly from insta reels but yeah they're my fave in the anime and live action ahasjdfhadfa#the most precious pirate dynamics really is one between the captain and first mate#like with crow and sarah from the sea beast too#man soon it'll be me with ofmd and black sails i'm excited to revive my pirate love~
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