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can you imagine if like. object show characters were active on tumblr . i mean fans on here but his account is dead so. i mean itd be fun
#rocket talk #roc save #Fan come Back we miss you
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OH MY GOD NEW TPOT EPIWODHWND IM GONNA GO INSANE ONE!!! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS ONE!!!!!!
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My best friend is pacing around my lab. I think a new episode's come out on one of his shows...
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hey, i completely understand how you feel! im going to be busy the next few days with a finale, but ive sent you a dm if you need someone to talk to ^-^
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why do people keep messaging me about hotel things?? i barely even go in two's hotel!
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yowie, you all need a hug :(!!
#especially you baseball guy!!! #im giving everyone in the comments a nice warm soft cookie
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Reblog if you think Flower winning BFB was a good choice, you like cheesecake, you hate Steve Cobs, you think Platinum is annoying, you're a fan of Dr. Fizz, you watch Jasonville TV, you think Glowstick's elimination was deserved, or you're gay
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Hello, Tumblr, my name is Liam Plecak. I'm sorry for the tag spam, but this is an urgent enough matter that I think warrants it.
For the past year and a half, I've been trapped in another universe with little-to-no communication to anyone else. I've been reading a few posts here and there, and I think some of you might be able to help with freeing me and my friends (I think some of you have powers?). Below is an in-depth description of where I am, what happened, and who did this to me. Please, if you can help, send me an ask.
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BREATHE DEEPER | five.
a charlie bushnell x fem!reader social media fic.
levizmiller
liked by y/n, dior.n.goodjohn, leahsavajeffries, and others
levizmiller ā she won at pool. again.
tagged | y/n
y/n hey at least we got drinks ā³ levizmiller true ā³ walker.scobell YOU CAN DRINK??? ā³ y/n technically yes BUT i settle for virgins
dior.n.goodjohn best duo loading?! ā³ levizmiller YES
user i lowk shipp ā³ user2 nah they prob friends ā³ user3 ay no need to speculate š
y/n
liked by levizmiller, dior.n.goodjohn, walker.scobell, and others
y/n ā prep for the jumpscare at the end
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levizmiller š
walker.scobell i wanna be your age ā³ y/n in like five years buddy
walker.scobell also levizmiller your physique is ELITE ā³ levizmiller thank you walker :)
leahsavajeffries YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL ā³ y/n thatās our goal >:)
iamcharliebushnell hope ur having fun! ā³ y/n thanks!
dior.n.goodjohn YOURE SO HOT ā³ y/n BABES YOU ALL YOU
user2 not charlie becoming less and less consistent ā³ user4 fr man this is sad
GALILEOāS GALS
forbidden child added cutie patootie
ā³ HI ARYAN OKAY SO UH I NEED YALLS HELP i think you guys were right
cutie patootie aw whatās wrong?
chanelās enemy uh oh
ā³ yeaaah so is charlie mad at me??? for hanging out with levi?
lee lee he shouldnāt be, he doesnāt have a reason to because even tho all of us are close itās still your life yk
chanelās enemy i second that, and if he does that also means SOMETHING if yk what i mean
dr dre im not even gonna sugarcoat, his comment seems so passive š
ā³ welp iāve screwed up big time š
cutie patootie i mean heās okay around walker and i. he did keep talking about you at one point last night when we were watching moon knight literally made us pause the ep and just spoke of you
chanelās enemy BRO UR GONNA HAVE TO SAY MORE ELSE WEāLL JUST ASSUME HEāS GOT A CRUSH ON HER
cutie patootie idk bro it just seemed to me that he missed her a lot. he kept saying how he wanted to take her to egypt esp a restaurant by the pyramids considering y/n still hasnāt been and other places
chanelās enemy ong he deffo should if he likes her, he should actually ask her out before anyone else does take her to a nice lil restaurant, get her flowers, whatnot
cutie patootie yeah fr
ā³ yall pls tell me youre not speculating he likes me
dr dre omfg Y/N ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ANY OF THESE DETAILS
ā³ yes but im choosing to ignore them for the sake of my sanity
lee lee GIRL HE PROBABLY LIKES YOU IF IT ISNT THAT, THEN ITS BECAUSE WALKER SAID LEVIāS PHYSIQUE WAS GREAT AND HE ONLY EVER USED TO SAY THAT TO CHARLIE
ā³ YEAH BUT CHARLIEāS MATURE
dr dre is he tho guys do dumb shit when they like a girl
ā³ he doesnt like me š
cutie patootie ANYWAYS i'd keep my eyes and ears open if i were you, y/n, you definitely didnāt screw up but if you're worried abt charlie maybe just be a tad bit more careful?
ā³ gotcha, no more levi posts then?
chanelās enemy i mean ofc you can post him, it shouldn't be anyone's business as to who you're posting, but idk it's so hard to explain like don't get me wrong i think you should post whomever you wish but hopefully it won't hurt anyone. i mean you're not with anyone controversial so it shouldn't be a big deal anyways, plus if someone cough charlie cough can't fess up their feelings it's on THEM not YOU
ā³ i definitely get that, thank you for the insight you guys :) itās just tough because i really donāt know how i feel either
chanelās enemy WAIT WHAT i did NOT expect that response
ā³ i can't help it idk my emotions are all over the place right now
chanelās enemy GIRL YOURE NOT A BOP STOP ACTING LIKE ONE
ā³ RIGHT SORRY š K PLEASE HELP THO
cutie patootie okok miss y/n do you, or do you not, have a crush on levi?
ā³ i do not
chanelās enemy okok MISS y/n l/n would you rather be MRS. y/n bushnell?
ā³ DIOR WTF MAN
dr dre well THAT got a reaction out of her
ā³ ugh but he's cute and heās so sweet and heās so charming too he texts me every morning no matter what timezone iām in and he gave my mom flowers when he first met her too heās so smart, both emotionally and intellectually like doing math with him is just >>>>
lee lee girl. GIRL.
chanelās enemy LMFAOOO MATH š she down bad BAD
dr dre you see thereās a river in egyptā¦
cutie patootie AND YOU STILL THINK THIS IS PLATONIC??
ā³ OKAY OKAY fuck i like charlie donāt i
chanelās enemy OH YOU DO YOU DEFINITELY DO
cutie patootie YOU LITERALLY WORRY ABOUT HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH YOU'RE DOWN BAD N/N
ā³ aw shit man WHAT DO I DO
chanel's enemy MAKE A SUBTLE MOVE ASAP
lee lee HANG OUT WITH HIM SOON
dr dre MAKE A SHORT FILM
cutie patootie YES THATS PERFECT
ā³ guys this is too hard i dont like this
chanel's enemy STFU YOU WILL DO THIS WE ARE HERE BAE šŖ
ā³ OKOK LOVE YOU GUYS LEMME TRY THIS OUT
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hi my loves! i am so so sorry for disappearing for a bit, school was getting horrible during the second semester and i found very little motivation. i rested all of july and i am hoping to update this series, along with posting a luke one i've written for the past few months, throughout this month! i think i've mostly tagged all the people that requested to be a part of the taglist, forgive me if i missed you or tagged you twice.
how are you guys doing?
please stay safe and drink water, i'm proud of you <333
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ok like (kayfabe hat on) obvs mina should become aew champion and mariah should beat her for the title with a supprotive toni by her side in wembley but . (kayfabe hat off) obvs mina is gonna lose to toni but people are still speculating about her going to aew full time and i dont. want that.
sheād be booked Really Solidly for a good couple months and then get the same treatment as the other joshis. maybe she gets a proper feud with mariah and/or toni, maybe she gets to build up another star like anna jay or show us a new side of (spins wheel) kiera hogan in a good program. maybe she will be taking on some of the greener but promising girlies like anna and skye and aminata and maybe sheād give tay melo a really good return feud, to help get all these women get their reps in.
but by then tk will get distracted and find another woman to focus on and the evil network or whatever still wont allow them to book the womenās matches for 50% of the screentime so mina gets forgotten. best hope for her is she gets put in a stable with mariah or saraya so she gets to look pretty and dance when she walks them out on the ring (and god she would be GREAT at that dont get me wrong) but she wonāt be booked in matches consistently enough for my personal liking.
i just fucking love mina man. i havent kept up on stardom lately so i dont understand why shes in a seemingly random tag match on the conversion (maybe this is why the main champ shouldnt also have a trios belt cause when is maika ever gonna defend that on a ppv?) but she fucking steals the show man. she will put her entire fighting h-cup gravure pussy into whatever match shes in and she never comes across as bored or like she's aware she's on the undercard of a show. aew just doesnt DO enough womens matches to allow for them to put on women that arent in an active storyline (though roh is great for that if you want to see more american womens wrestling!!) and i dont trust tk to book her into good storylines like, a year from now.
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please tell us killer cupids lore PLLEEEAASSEEEEEEE
i usually just reveal and come up with little tidbits of lore in random kilelr cupif posts (sometimes having different versions and universes) but i will try to write down the most consistent. i may be forgetting some things though hehe
(btw the lore isnt really static, it can be kind of all over the place and inconsistent. and for the little tidbits just go through his tag)
here we go v
one fateful day somewhere in pennsylvania, madsion valentino was born into a very large family of criminals(secret style) and general weirdos, so yeah from the start he was gonna turn out weird. he spent his days reading fairy tales, folk tales and horror stories, and oh how he loved to dissect roadkill! he loved all things scary and all things lovey
in his younger years, he would be bullied a lot, by teachers and students alike, but also he'd beat the shit out of his bullies in blind rage (berserker style) and there would be one million horrors and living nightmare redacted trauma, and he would keep mostly to himself and read (haha, kind of like scarecrow). hed like animals better than people, seeing himself more as an animal, kind of like
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a very creature guy
further on he would actually grow more interested in people then become fascinated by humans and love to study them!!! anatomy and anthropology and psychology, wonderful!!! dissect things always <33 study peoples reactions to things and their behaviors and the way they think (and hed get a little silly with it, a little terrorizing with it) hed also love history!! and research history of gotham. interest!!!! hed be in awe of the history of gotham and the architecture and all that
so. when he went to college to become a doctor, hed go to gotham university, since its like. right over there. and gotham!! interest!!!! (hes like with gotham the way i am with boston (GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD šŖšŖšŖ)) so then he becomes a physician at arkham asylum cause hes like "ohoho i'll meet all SORTS of interesting people there." and thats where he meets jeremiah, and let me tell you, the second he meets this man its love at first sight. he wants to know all about him, become his bestie, put him under a microscope and all that. and jeremiah is so nice to him... madison finds him so kind... so.. interesting!!! and hes so cute when hes stressed!! want to give him a big smooch!!! and bite him and be with him forverv all time!! and keep him in his basement i mean what
madison always tries to find out everything he possibly can about jeremiah and get close to him. though he finds that jeremiah doesnt like to be asked about himself... but the scarecrow, one of the inmates hes very much grown to like, admires even, and become a bit of friends hehe, he used to be with jeremaih!! find out some things from him ššš and madison has definitely heard stories and done research about arkham itself and the family. each day his obsession grows more and more <3 start following him around and stealing from him
and with scarecrow, the two find they have so much in common, similar interests and things, two peas in a pod!! he finds he feels so comfortable around him.. so free... wiow! he can say batshit crazy things to this guy! he can BE batshit crazy with this guy!!!
some point, madison sees some rando that reminds him of jeremaih, he thinks "hey. what if i brutally murdered that guy. what if i cannibalized that guy while pretending he was jeremiab." (i got this idea from the first episodes of hannibal, yes. the whole "i killed them so i wouldnt kill you" thang) and so he does, and as he rips the heart out he has an idea "what if i mail this heart to jeremiah, how would he react? would he be horrified? i hope so." so he put it in one of those heart shaped boxes for chocolates and thehhrehes his valentine <3
also, how he became a werewolf: same reason gregor samsa became a bug, god said "why so creatureous?" and turned him into wolf becasue
#killer cupid#this got way longer than i thought it was gonna be#finally.. the killer cupid lore#i may be cringe but i am free i may be cringe but i am free i may be cringe but i#ok.
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#HOW IS MAEDHROS LOSING ARE YOU KIDDING ME#okay. that propaganda doesn't adequately transport just how intense his story is#because what happens: his father is killed by the evil overlord morgoth. and soon after said evil overlord sends a envoy to maedhros#(who inherited the title of high king from his father) offering negotiations#maedhros is like 'hmm seems like a trap' but ultimately agrees to go#he brings a whole lot of armed guys but of course morgoth brought more & overwhelms him#imprisons him#& sends word to his brothers that he will only be released once they withdraw their forces#maedhros's next-oldest brother (who at this point is high king) refuses to do that & instead fortifies a siege camp#& maedhros is hung by his wrist on top of the mountain; even his own family has no hope of rescuing him#ENTER FINGON THE VALIANT another elven prince from a rivaling branch of the family and also maedhros' bestie since childhood#(until a tragic betrayal. earlier in the story but let's skip that or I'll run out of tags) so he looks at the situation#and sets off to rescue his friend ON HIS OWN ON FOOT and only lightly armed. makes it into the mountain range but can't find maedhros#so then. this absolute madman. STARTS TO SING. and maedhros - who at this point is more alive than dead - SINGS BACK#this is how fingon finds him but the mountain is very steep; he can't get to him. & maedhros who has lost all hope begs for death#fingon prepares to shoot him with a arrow but just as he's about to do that a giant eagle shows up (it's actually a really cool religious#moment in the text & not as cheesy as it sounds here) & carries fingon und but fingon CAN'T BREAK THE FUCKING SHACKLE#and maedhros begs him for death AGAIN but fingon is like āfuck thatā and cuts off his hand instead#& that's how maedhros is rescued from horrific imprisonment and as soon as he's recovered he abdicates in favor of fingons father#which ultimately leads to fingon becoming the high king later on#and maedhros dedicates himself to becoming morgoth's fiercest enemy and for a time guards the elven lands basically on his own#and like. the WHOLE DAMN STORY is like that just. PAIN and TRAGEDY from beginning to end#it doesnt end well.but point is#vote maedhros or be forever cursed like he was :)
reblogging again with @bookshelfdreams' tags because i love seeing people go feral about my blorbo <3
also about that betrayal, maedhros' whole family had betrayed fingon and HIS whole family in a major way and maedhros refused to take part in that, but FINGON DIDN'T KNOW THAT when he set out to rescue him, so he went to rescue his old bestie while thinking he had left him to freeze to death :)
and then maedhros drags his six younger brothers way off east to settle where they can't cause as many diplomatic incidents and becomes the deadliest, most annoying thorn in the big bad villain's side and protects the lands south of him for like 400 years until everything goes to shit and then holds his fortress while the enitre rest of the northern half of the continent is basically on fire, all while fighting with his non-dominant (only remaining) hand
also fingon later dies in a battle that goes terribly wrong and attempting that battle was maedhros' idea :) and that's when maedhros loses his ability to resist the awful oath he and his brothers are driven by that then makes them repeatedly slaughter innocent people and become the worst possible version of themselves :) basically maedhros consistently tries to do the right thing and repeatedly fails in more and more disastrous ways until he can't recognise himself :) and just when you think he's hit rock bottom it GETS WORSE :)
just. vote for my tragic gay redhead ok?
Disabled Characters Showdown Round 3
Propaganda/Who is this:
Maedhros- Propaganda by @annoyinglandmagazine here and also under the cut.
Check out the other polls in this round here.
Maedhros should win this poll and in this post I will explain why. Maedhros was a king of the Noldor, a race of elves, until he was taken captive by the enemy. He suffered intense trauma at their hands and was then chained to a cliff for a time until he was rescued but in order for this to happen his right hand needed to be amputated. During his recovery he retrains himself to fight with his left hand due to the loss of his dominant hand and manages to become an even better warrior than he was before through pure determination. Heās just a badass like that. He is the most fearsome swordsman in all of Middle Earth and takes back management of all his armies and diplomacy with other factions very quickly. He continues to expertly negotiate treaties and unions and sets up and holds a fortress on the front lines of the war for many years. But as well as being an amputee his capture has other consequences. He canonically suffers from PTSD and this seriously impacts him throughout the rest of his life and becomes more and more obvious in the time leading up to his eventual suicide years later.
It also feels important to note that Tolkien himself was a soldier in World War 1 and this has a not insignificant impact on his works. A lot of the events and characters he describes seem to draw from his experiences and Maedhros certainly seems to be one of them. Someone coming back āas one returned from the deadā yet not quite the same? Even if Tolkien himself didnāt suffer from PTSD (and itās widely suspected he may have) he certainly would have known people who did and though they wouldnāt have called it that or may not have recognised it he would have been familiar with its affects. Thatās just part of what makes Maedhros an incredible character and particularly a great representation of a disabled character and he really deserves to win this!
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Enhypen as dates they would take you on <3
tags: gn!reader, established relationship au, fluff, bf! enha
members: all members !!
wc: 400-800ish for each member ?? this is very long uh Iām sorry I got carried away
a/n: hi, welcome to my first piece of writing on this blog šš I tried to write so that these matched the members and their personalities the most! Also as this is my first post any interaction is so cherished š„ŗ but anyways,, I hope you enjoy :D
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Heeseung
he would take you to so many fun places!!
Your dates would consist of going bowling together, theme parks, a walk in the park ā you can count on having a fun time with heeseung!
He would just want to impress you );
Heās be always so attentive to you and remember even the littlest of details about you
Youād be in a shop together looking around and heāll tap your shoulder, showing you a lace shirt that you instantly fall in love with
Itās just your style!
Youād ask him how he knew you would like it, to which he would simply mumbleĀ with, āyou told me a few months ago that you like shirts like this.ā
Youād just stand in shock like :ooo
Not even you remember telling him that ):
Please he loves you so much, if itās something that you tell him you like or donāt like, heāll immediately store it in his memory! He wants to know so much more about you š„ŗ
Your dates are definitely what you look forward to whenever you see him!!
As much as you love fun day outs with him, you also love your chiller night dates at him <3
Meeting each other late at night after practice? A must!! No way can you let your hee go home alone when heās the last leaving the practice room after a long day ):<
You would often surprise him by showing up at belift at ungodly hours, and as much as he would scold you with a light frown for coming to see him when itās already half past midnight,,
You still always catch that small little smile he has whenever you do surprise him hehe
to be aware of just the fact that youre there? is enough for him. you ground him and its especially those spontaneous dates youll throw upon him and inevitably show him without the words uttered that you care for him and you love him?Ā
those are secretley his fave (: but he doesnt have to tell you that - youve already guessed :D
But at the same time on those late night after-practice dates he just wants to make sure that youāre not staying up too late all the time just to make sure heās doing okay after practice, his y/nnie needs their sleep too ):
And what youāll do together? Eat ramen of course!!
Although these little late night dates with him usually dont last no longer than an hour, he still treasures them so dearly in his heart ):
Hee sometimes needs a lot of love and assurance, even if he doesnāt mention it
And youāre the best at making him feel better instantly š„ŗ
but we seriously cant forget about your daytime dates too! each date of yours is always filled with so so many jokes and giggles that your hearts burn with longing for the other whenever you part ways ):
i can see that heāll even store the memory of your dates even weeks after theyāve happened - heāll store those memories of you; all in his heartĀ (and the polaroid he took of you in the back of his phonecase š³) and tucked close.
Jake
as for dates, to me he seems the type to be into really spontaneous and random things!! Heād love going somewhere fun or just simply randomly travelling with you without a destination!
He especially loves to sneak out of the dorm late at night and meet you at you and his favourite park.
Itās located at the top of a really tall hill, and youāll both spend hours sitting on the swings, chatting away with little care for the rest of the world or the time as you both simply giggle at each otherās jokes and contentedly talk about anything and everything; watching the city lights glow from hundreds of metres below you
Heād offer you his jacket when the temperature drops by a few degrees suddenly
Youād be like no!! Itās okay you should also stay warm, Iām okay š„ŗ
But then because he is such a sweetheart heād huff and sit next to you on the swing, making the single-seater far too cramped as he tries to supply you with his body heat if thatās the only way that youāll accept not freezing to death š
But then youāll both slip due to there not being enough space for both of you on the wing, and your both fall flat down on your butts lmao
Youād both freeze, staring at each other blankly on the floor
but then youād both crack up and laugh for the longest time ā hushing each other in-between giggles from the fear of maybe you were being a bit too loud and could wake some people up?
But then youād both fall into giggling messes once again as you blame each other for causing the other to fall down ):
Youād eventually sit together huddled on a bench, sitting in silence and simply staring out at seoulās twinkling night lights as you share his leather jacket: heavy and warm as it drapes across you and hisā shoulders
But eventually youād both finally head home! ā your eyelids soon growing too heavy and both of you afraid of accidentally falling asleep at a park at 1am lmfao
idk why but i can just see a lot of late-night dates with jake,, such as
baking cookies together at 1am???? probably has happened twice already in your relationship aha š
honestly you both spend so much time together casually that you end up arguing on whether that time where he randomly showed up at your house wanting to make relationship bracelets together was really a date or not lmao
he is also so <3 so incredibly sweet too though uGH. he is a sweetheart and like heeseung he will remember every little detail of you which will be useful for when he comes up with more date ideas in the future (
on dates such as eating at a restaurant together he will always bring you flowers like the gentleman he is.
itās kinda funny because when youre both on a date together alone with no other people around you both become complete crackheads
but when meeting in front of others he acts so mature and serious suddenly lmao ??Ā
but honestly he just trusts and loves you so so much that he doesnt even feel like he needs to act a certain way or try to become someone complteley different on a date just to impress you
but its okay because you love the duality of jake sim <3
someone get me him pls. i want one </3
Jay
With jay, shopping dates ??? yes of course (;
heād simply love taking you out either down a road with many well-known clothing brands or maybe even the mall, entering several clothing stores with you
he never mentions it, but its obvious how much he simply adores seeing you wear the clothes he picks out for you :D
oh and matching couple outfits are obviouslyĀ always chosen whenever you go out on these fashion dates!!
he will pick out a selection of items he thinks will look good on you, and - to admit it to himself: he does a pretty good damn job
tell me why this boy will get so flustered whenever he sees you walk out of the changing room,, looking so pretty in what he chose for you ??
heād also one day surprise you on a date with matching couple bracelets :D
youāll get so excited and heāll get so shy and try to hide his smile as you compliment how good his sense of style is !! and as much as he denies the fact that heās blushing you luckily do manage to snap some pics as evidence of the rosy colour in his cheeks hehe
and especially earlier on in the relationship, heāll always try his best and prepare cute little dates for you both )): and the members would tease him to DEATH for how unbelievably soft and considerate he is when doing things for you when he is so cranky towards them lmfao
chill dates (:
walking in the park together, getting ice cream, going for late night drives and listening to music together </3 with jay it never has to be complicated
Just as long as he gets to be with you, talk with you and touch you then thatās more than enough for him (: he just likes to be in your company
and Idk why I can just see this but he wILL have playground dates with you. dont question it
Because like ?? hanging out on the swings or climbing frame of a kids park at 11PM when thereās no one else there but you both?? Talking and swinging quietly next to each other? very romantic to me hmm
Yes <3Ā
he will stare at you as he silently swings a back and forth a little; brushing the hair out of your face and looking at you with so so much love in his eyes itās unbelievable
he especially loves just relaxing with you. watching a show on the tv together while cuddling and staying close to each other is something he loves
hearing your giggles and listening to you talk while engaging in teasing banter where heāll pretend to think the things you say are stupid by scoffing and rolling his eyes when in reality his heart is swelling and heās trying so hard not to laugh at how cute you are?Ā
shut UP
those are definitely one of his favourite types of dates with you
heāll constantly try to impress you and will be willing to try so many different things with you
i can see him as either being openly interested about going on typical couple dates together such as painting or eating at romantic restaurants,, or every time you mention something of the sort heāll be groaning at yet another mention of the ācouple bucket listā you had created lol
but actually heās secretlyĀ really excited for that couple mug-painting session you booked for you both. but he will never tell you that š³
in conclusion, with jay it really never has to be something complex for you both to enjoy your dates <3 he just loves being in your company, even if its one of those nights where you both share no words between the cuddling and content sighs and various little soft kisses he presses to your forehead.
sunghoon
with sunghoon gOSH
whatever you two get up to, itād be so so soft and gentle and perfect and just ):
he would always ask the members what to take you out on as a date and you bet his naver search history would consist of questions likeĀ āwhat does my s/o likeā andĀ āwhere should i take out my partner on a dateā lmao
he just wants to make you happy and comfy ):
dates with him are usually really cute!! Like going to cafes, going ice skating etc!
But youād also love those dates at home with him, giggling shyly as you both sit together and watch a film š„ŗ
he LOVES those dates! he always gets so shy whenever he comes over and it takes him a little while to get comfortable enough with you to even hold your hand pls
So when he one day pulls you in closer from where youāre sitting side by side on the couch,, bringing you closer and tucking you under his arm ??
Youāre so so surprised, and you feel your heart clench a little at how gentle he is with you and how heās finally opening up ):
And from then on,, he only will become more and more comfortable with you!!! To the point where heāll start pouting a lil when you donāt snuggle up next to him on the sofa like you usually do );
So cuddle dates with hoon? Yes you bet theyāre his fave!!
and then when its quickly approaching your 100 days anniversary, heāll be wracking his brains for so long trying to decide what to do for you
but then it will hit him like a light bulb switching on!
heāll suddenly remember you mentioning this specific thing that you really liked and would want to do one day, and guess what he would plan for u both!!
heād prepare šš a picnic šš for you šš
ugh youre so lucky
heād text you the day before your anniversary telling you to expect to go on a date with him the day after and to dress up prettily :D
heād wake up super early on the day of the date, preparing all of your favourite foods and meals into a cute lil basket ):
and when you finally both meet at a really rEALLY pretty secluded area that you somehow had no idea existed despite you living in the area for so long - youād maybe start tearing up??Ā
because your boyfriend is so so sweet and you never saw this coming from him at all ):Ā
and heād just stand there shyly in front of the picnic he set up, hand at the back of his head and looking down; cute lil blush tainting his cheeks from how nervous he is!
but then youād run over and give him a big, big hug, exxclaiming how much you appreciate what he did for you and how youre so so incredibly sorry for not bringing him something as well to celebrate your anniversary (you were dying inside fo guilt please!! how could u forget to get him something when he went out of his way like this for you )):Ā )
but heād simply shake his head, smiling and not minding at all
because if he gets to see you happy, gets to see those twinkling eyes of yours that just stare up at him with so so much love before bringing him in for a sweet kiss - then he simply doesnt mind at all.
r u crying at this like i am lol
sunoo
sunoo absoloutely adores you.
and he cant stay away from you !! lmao
youāll leave after a date and ten minutes after youve arrived youāll get a text from him saying how much he already misses you and wants to see his bun again ):
but its okay!! because yāall would meet up again really soon again :D
sunoo really doesnt mind what you both do together, he just loves being in your company !! if heās doing something with you, its certain that he will have so much fun and be so so comfy!
you often like to go to cinemas together, watching a film
film/drama marathons are also something that you both do very very often as a date! he loves it when you hug him tight and throw a leg over his as you both lie down in his dorm bed/your bed, watching something on your laptop
he is very very cuddly and whenever you both do have cuddle dates/sessions (which is all the time btw) heāll like it when you absentmindedly play with his fingers or stroke your hands through his hair soothingly
and then heāll complain and whine when you stop lmao
seriously though, without a question if either of you meet at either his dorm or your house - its always:Ā Ā āso what are we gonna watch?ā
he also likes doing very very cute couple-y activities with you! of course he does,, youre his baby ):Ā
(heās more YOUR baby actually - but he doesnt need to know about that shh hehe)
funfair dates where you will go on a ferris wheels and eat cotton candy together? sharing a kiss when you reach the top? yes! and so is going to those sets designed for couples to take cute photos together as a lil photoshoot!
he is so so sweet with you ):Ā
and has it been mentioned yet that youāll go on food dates? this is a very obvious date you both do very often !!Ā
going to food markets and trying out different street foods from different vendors? yes.
having mini dates at the korean convinience store late at night where youāll both sit by the window and eat tteokbokki & ramen together? yes.
its all honestly really really chill, but he also knows when to be serious when he needs to (:
heāll take you out to the your favourite restaurants often!
and whenever youre celebrating something heāll take you to a really good and famous restaurant with mouth-watering food, andĀ youāll be left wondering for the longest time how on earth he managed to get a seat in since its always so booked
or ordering take-out is good too :D
in conclusion (because i just realised how long this is help š): dates with sunoo are always a variety of fun activities which always leave you feeling tired yet so, so happy and content at the end of the day !!
he loves you so much <3
Jungwon
Since you both go to the same school, a lot of your little dates are actually spent there
Heās pretty shy with you at times,, but when youāre both alone itās then that dates with him are usually so so goofy and silly; days filled with his teasing and your eye rolls and giggles.
Meeting at the rooftop before school to simply talk and giggle and drink chocolate milk? Yes.
Staying after school for small study sessions in the library? Yes.
With jungwon, youāre not able to see him as much between school and him being an idol, so every little moment together means so much to both of you ):
To me jungwon also seems like a cuddler!!! cause like?? Have you seen him ?? Tell me he doesnāt look so softĀ
So, dates at home when heās free where you can both cuddle together in your bed while eating and doing homework? Theyāre so so cosy,, and definitely your favourite kinda dates!! not to mention that your parents absolutely adore him too
With jungwon, lots of lil spontaneous dates are definitely his and yours trademark (ā:
Heāll turn up at your house randomly with a grin and dimple poking at his cheek, holding a bag of convenience store food and asking you if you want to go on a date with him even if itās 10pm and dark outside lmfao
And then heāll take you to an arcade!
Youāll be the only ones there and heās keep flexing about how heās going to win you this cat plush from the claw machine because he says it looks like him
Heād try several times and end up spending almost 8,000 won on the machine trying to win you this plush and at this point heās already making up several excuses about how oh, āitās riggedā or āgive me one more chance I will get it this time!!ā
Youād giggle at how he grows flustered, gently asking him if you could have a go for fun, sighing and with him and agreeing on the fact that the claw machine is definitely rigged
Youād complain together; scolding the machine and asking it to please be nice and stop ruining your date when itās then that the claw actually picks up a plush and youāre both like ;oo
Youād both stay stood in shock as the cat plush is dropped into the receiving box, before laughing loudly
Heād stand there flustered, blush tainting his cheek before he just walks away š¶š»āāļø
Youād quickly pick up the cat plush and chase after him, giggles tumbling out your lips
and uhm after that you beTTER go check up on your boy and see if his ego wasnt too damaged by that š¤
so of course youād wrap your arms around him from behind, tucking your face into the back of his neck ): and pressing gentle kisses where you know heās ticklish until he finally relents, a small grin and dimple lighting up his face
and phEW because you thought he was upset ): but he laughs and says youre better at the claw machine than he is so,, all good dont worry !! š„ŗ
Itād end up being him taking the cat plush home, which you both name ājungwon-twoā because of how much it actually looks like him š
Expect many references and inside jokes to that date and jungwon-two in the future
and tbh you love dates with won so so much. theyre so fun plus theyāre always secret.
and whenever youāre out doing whatever the hell you both get up to,
Itās like there is no one else in the world. Itās just you, and him, and the blooming you both feel in your chests.
Niki
I donāt know but I can just see niki as being so romantic
Youāre both young, and although niki is the biggest dork and always likes to play around and make jokes 24/7 - heās also so mature compared to the other boys your age
So would he take you out to a date where heād set up classically romantic candles and rose petals for you both to eat at for your 1 month anniversary? Yes ):
And youād be so speechless and shocked as you blush quietly and thank him before heās accidentally knocking over his glass of water all over the table cloth and youāre laughing out loud
But expect every other date with him to be filled with so so much food and comfort!
Heād feel so comfy around you, and really the only word he thinks is perfectly able to describe you is home. He thinks you feel like home to him.
So heād show you all of this favourite things, the things closest to his heart and you canāt help but feel your own heart clench at how much you adore this boy
Heād take you out to traditional Japanese restaurants and show you his favourite foods from back home and teach you the customs of how to eat sushi
Youād 100% be so so interested and excited whenever he reveals to you a vulnerable part of him, and heād stare at you so lovingly as he kisses your cheek, blushing and smiling like the 15 year old he is
Ugh ): niki ):
Dance dates!!
You claim you canāt dance to save your life LMFAO (or maybe you can š³?) but he only grins shyly instead as he takes you to a small dance studio he rented (he didnāt want to take you the belift building where there would be other people - heād want you to feel completely comfortable).
Youād simply stand there with your mouth dropped open as you watch him freestyle to a random song he put on like itās nothing
Youād spend the day getting taught some moves by him and although youāre sure you look like a cat getting electrocuted, he still smiles andĀ nods and even claps, giving you compliments and teasing remarks
Overall, dates with niki are so so fun and goofy and perfect. You feel your heart swell every time he takes you out on another little adventure, feeling so complete and carefree between his warm hugs, jokes and words that he has to say to you
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not sure how to make an introduction for this tutorial. i might have gone too extra because itās so long...but this is highly requested and i said i would do this as detailed as possible, so here we go!
adobe photoshop 2018 (ahoy, matey!)
topaz lens effects (just for grain)
srwe (sometimes, but not for this tutorial)
reshade (i dont use a specific preset)
drawing tablet (wacom intuos art)
macbook pro mid-2015 (but bootcamp)
//part one
grab a screenshot from your own lovely screenshot folder! mine is straight from my reshade screenie folder. then crop it how you like it! my original screenshot size is 2560 x 1600, andĀ i almost always cut the background out. this is how i do it:
click color range, then click on the background of your sim. the little screen above will look like that. the background should be white. itās easier when itās a fully solid color. those are my settings above. click ok! the selected area will have those teeny tiny marching ants.
click quick selection tool, then select and mask...
i drew over these circled areas using theĀ āadd brushā i showed above. use āon blackā viewing mode, then make sure that the sim is completely filled black (itās the unselected area). use shift edge so there wouldnāt be any of the original bg left over. my settings are shown above. then click ok if youāre all done. press delete and then ctrl + D to unselect. the marching ants should be gone. go ahead and crop it!
after cropping, i resize the width of the photo to 1280px! always!
i create a new layer for my background, then add in the psd that i use for my edits. (i hide my psd layer while drawing)
sometimes i also use liquify to edit things like this:
//part two
i use a soft round brush to do everything! itās literally from adobe, but i changed a few things like the flow jitter in transfer.
red areas are usually where i put the shadows, purple areas are usually where i put the highlights
i usually do the shadows before anything else! itās pretty simple. using the brush i showed above, i create a new layer.
use the eyedropper tool on her skin, then pick a slightly darker shade. change the blending modeĀ of the layer to multiply, then draw the shadows.
right click on the layer, then selectĀ ācreate clipping maskā to make your life a little bit easier. an arrow will appear beside your layer.
//part three
this is where i draw over the features. letās look at her face. these are basically what i think it needs:
pay close attention to the imperfections and clean it up! thatās what makes it āsharperā in my opinion. small brushes will do the job! something like this:
define the edges!!! define!! zoom in and take a look!! even though these are tiny little details, it makes a whole lot of difference! the eyedropper tool is your best friend!
i start with a big brush and then i use smaller and smaller ones as i go, which creates the sharpness. go a little darker as well! im not very skillful with my graphic tablet, so i add stuff bit by bit since it tends to become too harsh when i just go for it! im not as talented as some of u here ;-; i just wing it and pray it doesnt look too bad. half of the time im just experimenting since i literally do not know where some shading goes
i wont be showing every single thing, but basically thatās the idea! iāll add in the stuff i pointed out above and more shadows. sometimes i might turn down the opacity of some layers if they look a bit too much. hereās what we got so far:
i also like adding some face pores using this amazing āskin texture 1ā³ brush from this brush pack!
//part four
for the highlight layer, i change the blending mode to either overlay or soft light. use a slightly bigger brush for the bigger areas. use the eyedropper tool on her skin, and instead, pick a lighter shade.
letās start adding highlight to the purple areas i marked above!
try to enhance the highlight on tiny details too such as the eye corners! if you want something more dramatic, create a new layer and do an overlay layer this time! donāt be afraid to add some on the hair, eyes, lips etc.
//part five
ok lets add some not decent looking hair strands. i almost always avoid this part because i literally have 0 idea on how to draw hair. i use the āhair baseā brush from the same brush pack i linked to above and also have smoothing on to about 35%! the eyedropper tool is still your best friend! just follow the flow of the hair and i guess youāll be fine ???
iāll also fill in the annoying gaps beside her neck
unhide your psd layer and wooowweee
//part six
select all the layers, then click create a new group!
select the new group, then hit ctrl + J or right-click the new group, then click duplicate group
right-click the duplicated group, then click merge group!
i do this so i have a backup of the collapsed layers and can make changes anytime.
i use the sharpen brush on small details i circled below. i used to do stylize > oil paint or topaz clean before, but since the personal action that i use blur things a lot, i try to keep small details visible and sharp.
next is smart sharpen, my settings are below. sometimes i go for a smaller radius, but it looks like this most of the time.
my personal action set consists of this:
duplicate the layer that you just used smart sharpen on, then click lens blur!
below are my lens blur settings
turn the opacity of the layer (that you just put the lens blur on) to 40%
select both layers, right-click then merge layers!
duplicate the layer again (yes, again) then right-click, choose blending options.
uncheck the R located on the āchannelsā under āadvance blendingā then click ok.
an icon will appear on that layer!
make sure you have that layer selected, then click the Move tool
then hit your arrow left/right key once or twice! i do it once because i only want a subtle 3d effect! go ahead and merge those layers!
last step is the grain effect. i use topaz labs > topaz lens effects. if you donāt have this, you can also use filter > noise > add noise that photoshop has.
these are my settings:
//final look!
hereās a before and after gif! (hereās the finished edit) i hope everythingās clear! iām really bad at explaining things (ć£ĖĢ©āā®ĖĢ©)ć£
feel free to tag me when you use this tutorial for an edit!! i would like to see it! i hope this helps!Ā ā”ļ¼¼(ļæ£ā½ļæ£)ļ¼ā”
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HC: Natasha as a Mother Figure to Tony Starkās Daughter
Request: āHey, I really love your writing and like to request a hc :)
Headcanon where you're Tony's daughter (Peter's age), and Natasha has been like a mother figure to you, since she's been working for/with Tony.ā
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A/N: I got carried away with this one. Itās angsty. Honestly Natasha is such a mystery to me so this was a nice challenge.
If youāre interested in more on Nat being a mom, check out @avengerscompound ās HC about her here. I read it a while back and again before writing this and I think she deserves your time. She understands these characters like no one Iāve ever seen!
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This is quite a situation.
I canāt imagine Tony having raised a child from birth to mid adolescence by the time heās meeting Nat and the Avengers Initiative is kicking off. He matures a lot through his timeline, but thatās a rough time for him.
So Iāll imagine that not only are you Peters age, but similarly to Peter, Tony took you under his wing.
He adopted you around the events of Age of Ultron letās say. (Youāll remember Nat vocalizes frustration with not being able to start a family in this movie)
You become a lot of the reason he becomes panicked about protecting the world, and make it easier for him to understand Wanda
Also, assuming Pepper is in the picture, youād have a stable foundation as time went on, and a main mother figure.
BUT LETS GET TO NAT
Right off the bat, this reads like a Miles Morales and Spiderverse Peter Parker situation, wherein Miles already has loving parents and doesnt need Peter to be a father figure so much as Peter needs Miles as a son figure.
Nat wants kids. She hates that the Red Room stole that from her. (in biological and emotional readiness terms)
Depending on where we are in Natashas timeline though (if you donāt like my AoU suggestion), she probably is not stepping into the nurturing role right off the bat.
Sheās not living a life that accommodates settling down, or where people arenāt looking for the first vulnerability they can use to hurt her.
When she first meets Tony, she does not trust him. Heās simply a mission.
Then it becomes bigger, and she sees complexity in him and his willingness to sacrifice and put the common good first.
When you come into her life, youāve lost a lot. Youāve seen how bad the world, and things beyond it, can be, and you may even want to dedicate your life to changing it, in a similar way to the Avengers. Maybe you completely disagree with their way about going about it.
Whatever your ambitions, you remind Nat of her younger self. She tries not to harp on the past, lest it drive her crazy, but she always wanted to change the world. Those dreams became a privilege over time though, and her main goal became survival.
She has seen darkness and death and evaded it all, but some seeps into her in the dark hours. Upon meeting you, she feels something inexplicable, and vows to keep you safe from becoming her.
She respects you. Youāre young and strong and quick minded and not afraid to speak your mind on, well, anything. (The last one is a trait Tony and Pepper help to cultivate, by listening to all your ideas and opinions, no matter how wild.)
Initially when sheās around, and sheās just only met you, she simply observes. Youāre curious about how things work, and Tonyās partner in crime. Pepper has her hands full, because you love Tonyās terrible jokes, the obnoxious schemes, and every eye roller idea...most of the time.
Tony and Pepper are the most stable family youāve had in a while, and you tend not to like any plans involving Tony going out into the field.
Sometimes, you and Tony fight. It can be ugly. He loves you, and wants to protect both you and Pepper, and sometimes struggles to understand why people canāt see things the way he does.
Itās the night before a big mission.
Youāre sitting in silence in the common room at an unreasonable hour. Nat only came down for an apple, and tells herself to keep walkingāthe elevator is right there!
But youre crying. Apples be damned. When she comes closer to investigate (with her unintentional spy stealth), or comfort or whatever the hell, she gets closer, closerāan arms length away...and you turnābefore leaping from the couch in surprise and smacking into the smooth, hard floor.
After some panic and and an awkward apology, she finds an ice pack for your bruised hip and maybe itās the pain, but you cry again. You canāt stand the thought of losing your family. Suddenly though, you feel selfish, as youāre sitting in front of a woman whoās lost more than imaginable.
Sheās surprisingly gentle. Easy to open up to because itās her job to be. But theres something else in her eye, like sheās truly invested and maybe even distressed at the sight of your distress.
When youāve calmed down, she starts to walk you back to your room, hand on your shoulder, but on the way you decide you need to see Tony. You do love him, and heās the one risking his life. How must he be feeling?
You take a step with that intention, before throwing your arms around Nat. Itās only after youāre squeezing that you remember the infinite ways she can kill. Pulling back shyly though, youāre surprised to see her eyes are.. soft.
You get the sense she truly didnāt mind your company at all, with or without the tears, and that sheās pleased to see you going to resolve the fight. A beat of silence, and youāre off to the lab.
After that dayāa week later, actuallyāSheās back. She insists on training you just a little bit and showing you how to get out of basic holds.
Tony had put you in self defense training before, but it was always with a man, and it always felt off. You find it easier to train with someone who knows whatās at stake, and even better, who uses the brute force of her enemies against them.
Fighting Natashas way was fighting with your mind, even when you were using your fists.
She taught you how to analyze weakness and store it like data, but she nurtured your excitement when you were thrilled after mastering a new move.
She taught you all she knew of making weapons of the terrain, your body, and your skills, without making your mind a weapon that would turn on you.
She let you complain when things hurt, because theyāre allowed to, and youāre not a machine.
You vented about being ordinary and being caught in a world where extraordinaries were the norm, making you the strange one.
She assured you, without saying these words, that your kindness and hope are the only things worth having, that everyone around you would kill for.
She watches movies with you and learns to braid your hair.
When you get your heart broken by a trainee who made you feel special, she pulls up his entry essay and you laugh at the desperation of his tone. She tells you one day heāll feel that desperate again when he realizes heās lost you.
She sings in Russian something that feels familiar, like maybe sheās supposed to sing it, when you canāt sleep.
There are some parts of her that she struggles to relax. She was not emotionally nurtured in a way that people need to be at a young age, and love does not fall at her feet or come naturally.
It is hard for her to believe that people with pure intentions exist, and are not dead or on their way there.
It is hard to let go and love in a world that consistently tells you it is weakness and tries to pull love away.
She rushes to find you after the snap. Finds you kneeling with bloodied knees and a tear streaked face where Pepperās coffee mug shattered on the floor.
She sits outside your door while you cry, still reeling from the loss of her friends.
She holds you close and pushes you away while looking for the other Avengers.
She cries, but never near you, because sadness is weakness if it is hers.
She smiles and tells you itās like a crazy dream. Laughs and says everyone will be back soon.
She shuts her door and lets in the dark after youāre tucked in. Thinks of the sky that swallowed Tony and the void where everyone else may or may not exist.
She stares at the ceiling all night. Then wakes to breakfast and stretches like she slept.
She learns to initiate hugs. She learns to tell you the truth.
She learns to mean things.
She allows herself the privilege of inside jokes.
She pulls from within herself where she thought there was no more and offers you hope when your parents and Peter are all gone. Says sheāll die before forgetting them.
She reconciles not being the most important person in your life anymore when Tony returns.
She holds you and the both of you cry, both with hope, and with fear, when she tells you theyāre going to try to jump through time. She also says not to worry, be strong. Sheāll be back in a minute.
Sheās not.
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just cause your brain wrote something that may not fit your morals doesnt make you a bad person, esp when you're writing for a character. Sometimes your characters just have different morals than you do, or sometimes you just have to write a character breaking morals so they can learn something. There's nothing wrong with that! I have a lot of murderous characters, but id never go and murder someone. Thats why we have tags n warnings stuff though, cause sometimes even if it is fiction people dont wanna think about a topic, but a lot of times, people recognize that a storys not real and read it for the sake of the story, not for how they should base their life. I know a lot of people dont have this mindset but i know i do, in that, when reading something, you cant associate the words and beliefs of the story with the author directly, because, well, like i said, sometimes your characters just have different morals than you
Idk if this made you feel any better but i hope youre at least less stressed. Of course do what your gut says! Do whats best for youšššš
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Thanks for that, dude XP that does kinda help a little, actually. If I do end up posting it, I did plan on adding tags and whatnot ^^" without a doubt
Ima put some explanation stuff under a cut to give a little more context (Y'know,, without having people that'd wanna read it see any spoilers or anything ^^")
There's some moderately suggestive, possibly slightly taboo stuff that's being hinted at, so just be warned, I guess
I guess my whole hangup is that the majority of it's stuff that happens with Conquest and Nightmare. He, according to the story, enjoys doing things to make people experience a bunch of negative feelings so that he can feed off of them. He goes after Connie because she's a reincarnation of some alternate version of Dream, and he finds the most satisfaction in Dream's aura (literally any version of Dream) becoming tainted with negativity
Connie usually has really good judgement, but because he's got her cornered and is bringing up every sensitive subject that she'd rather not be thinking about (examples being how Death left her for someone else, how Nightmare made her son blind in one eye, so on and so forth), she ends up cracking. Then once he's done hitting every single icky subject, he starts making a bunch of points that, to her at the time, seemed logical enough
There's some uhhh,, maybe slightly taboo (?) stuff going on. He somehow knows that she has a particular interest in Retribution's tentacles (on the rare occasion that he shows them), and Retribution happens to be not just her first incarnation's brother, but also an alternate version of Nightmare himself. She'd never act on said interests, of course, but Night continues pushing her, saying all the right things to her while her mind's clouded with all these different thoughts and feelings at once
By the time they're done and he's held his end of their bargain, he's managed to pull back the veil and makes it finally dawn on her that what happened was wrong. She's freaked out, in disbelief, disgusted, and ashamed of herself, and while that's happening with her, he's feeding from it, clearly pleased with himself since that's what his entire goal was
Toward the end, Nyx (another character that's his daughter) talks about going to visit Retribution's dreamscape, and Night has some fatherly concerns on what that visit might consist of. Nyx doesn't hesitate to call him out and tell him that the implications of what he's worried about are gross. She might've lied when she said she wasn't a bit interested in Killer, but she was entirely truthful in saying she has nothing weird planned for Ret, at least
Because,, she's not a complete bastard like her dad is. She might've been raised to be like him, but now that she's older, she has her own set of morals and her aspirations are almost completely opposite of his. She's a decent person, despite having his snarky attitude and temper
#anon#asks#I'm so conflicted because Connie cries#and she's a ray of sunshine#she almost never does that#it just doesn't feel right when she does#and nyx's whole appearance was her essentially telling her dad to back off and leave connie alone#so yeah#^^"#its a total train wreck ik
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ER: Room 6; Calum Hood/Michael Clifford (?) Pt. 1
description: in which youāre on the night shift, covering for a nurse in the ER, when a patient and his band is admitted into your room.
a/n: this is the intro to a new series! Should your love interest be Cal or Mike? Let me know!
The computer chair emitted annoyingly consistive squeaks, the gears grinding as you rocked back and forth. The squeaking was accompanied by the clicking of the mouse as you dragged cards across the computer screen. You gnawed on your bottom lip, pupils dilated from the bright light of the computer screen. It was a relatively quiet night in the ICU, only half a dozen or so of patients sleeping soundly across the third floor. You were wrapped up in a too-large zip-up jacket, the hospital-provided blue scrubs not-so flattering on your figure. A patient had vomited on you earlier, then you vomited on yourself while running for the bathroom. It had only been halfway through your 24-hour shift, and you couldnāt go all the way across the city for a new set of scrubs.
Oh, and, the only available size for the scrubs was a menās large. The strings were tied as tight as possible, pant legs rolled up. With this outfit and the amount of fly-always surrounding your face, you looked like a hot mess. You were covering for a friend who was sick, and your 12 hour shift turned into this 24 hour one. It was hour 8, and you were becoming increasingly bored. You and two other nurses were working the night shift, along with 2 doctors who circulated between here and the ER. All had been calm, though.
You continued to play solitaire, occasionally sipping at your hot tea, chowing down a granola bar. But, with the ding of the elevator, your boss and chief resident of the hospital, Dr. Greene, stepped out into the dimly lit reception area. You quickly stood, shrugging the jacket up around your shoulders better. You looped the abandoned stethoscope around your neck, grabbed two charts, and stuck a pen behind your ear.
āEvening, Y/N,ā he stopped at the counter, heels of hands holding him into it.
You acted surprised, pushing your loose hair from your face. āOh, hey, Dr. Greene. I was just about to do rounds.ā
āAre you busy then? Could you get Nina to do that?ā He gestured to your companion who was snoozing away with her head in her hands on the other side of the round desk area.
āI could, but may I ask why?ā You politely responded, all too hopeful that he didnāt need you in the ER, but-
āNurse Hathaway went home sick. Throwing up everywhere.ā The corner of his lip tugged down in a disgusted-like expression. āCould you come help out a little?ā
āUh, yeah, sure, let me just-ā
I threw up and didnāt go home sick, you thought, shaking awake Nina, informing her of the change, and collecting your things from the desk. Dr. Greene didnāt wait for you, already loading himself into the elevator and riding down to the ER. You took that opportunity to slip from the moccasins youd had on your feet. You tugged on tennis shoes and quickly punched a finger into the elevator que.
Moments later, you were pushing through the chaos of patients and stepping into the break room. You greeted the soap opera on the tv, the empty Chinese food cartons on the coffee table, and the sleeping doctor face down on the couch. Quietly, you set your bag on the chair beside him and left the room. You approached the counter, kneading your hands together. The ER made you nervous, which is why you chose to work in the ICU, but you had interned down here for a year.
It was loud, machines beeping, sometimes people screaming or crying. Because it was one of the five hospitals in LA, it was often busy with junkies or gangsters. Youād been caught by a gun on the back of your hip once, threatened to be stabbed, but overall rescued by the security around every corner. It was horrible.
You rapped a knuckle on the counter, tucking more loose hair behind your ears and carefully spinning the rings in them as you said, āWhatās up, Frankie? Got anything for me?ā
āOh, Nurse Y/L/N, whatāre you doing here?ā Frankie, the receptionist, spun around in her chair. She chewed loudly on some bubblegum, spinning a pen in her hand.
āIām Hathawayās replacement. Got anything?ā You repeated.
āYeah, you can take over rooms 5-8. Theyāre empty, but thereās some people out in the waiting area. Not too much, its pretty slow except for the two trauma rooms being busy.ā Frankie pointed off in each direction as she spoke.
You nodded, pushing yourself off the counter. You picked up a clipboard, took the pen from behind your ear, and hit the door to the waiting area open with your hip. Your eyes took in the four people waiting to be admitted, all tagged along with by one person or, in the sickest looking manās position, three. You noticed the worried looks on their faces, the pale and clammy skin of the hunched over one, and immediately stepped towards them.
āHi, Iām Nurse Y/L/N. Iām gonna be taking care of you today. If you follow me Iām gonna get you a room, okay?ā You crouched down to be at eye level with the sick boy, whose blond hair made him look even lighter. He weakly nodded and you stood at the same time the dark-haired one did. āCan he walk?ā
The question was answered when he stood and nearly fell on top of you. His arms slung around your shoulders and you caught myself on your heels. The three others grabbed him, pulling him off of you.
āLet me grab a wheelchair,ā you walked to the corner of the room where a rack of wheelchairs were. You popped one open and helped situate the boy into it. You gestured for the others to follow, the dark haired one falling in step with you.
He was flustered, hair shaggy with worried hands shoved into his hoodie pockets. āHeās been sick for a few days, but it got really bad last night. Said his chest was hurting and he was really short of breath. He doesnt have, like, heart or chest problems, so we got worried.ā
You stopped outside of the room and he took it as his cue to open the door. He did, you thanked him, and stepped inside. Your lips cracked into a smile, āYou should be worried even he did have chest and heart problems.ā
The boy let out a shuddered laugh, skin sticky with sweat. āy-yeah.ā
You shut the door and stepped up to the bed, āCan you help me get him up here?ā They all did, hands shaky and faces weary. āOkay. Go ahead and take a seat. I have to do a physical evaluation before I get a doctor. I need to know what information to present a doctor with.ā
āHis names Michael, by the way,ā the dark haired one added once they all nodded with approval to your plans. āIām Calum. Hood, his last names Clifford.ā
āYou already did paperwork in the waiting area, right?ā You carefully brushed Michaels hair from eyes, peeling them open to shine your flashlight in them. His eyes responded with dilation, a positive sign.
āNo? No one really told us anything,ā the tall blond responded.
You huffed, rolled your eyes, but tried not to look annoyed for your patientās. āOkay, why dont one of you go to the front desk and ask for an information sheet. Youāll need to fill it out for him. i dont think heās in any shape to hold a pen-ā
You had been roaming your hands around his body, taking his blood pressure, peering at the back of his throat. Now, you were checking his pulse, and noticed that his fingernails were blue. You glanced back up at his lips, hearing the door open and close. The blond was gone, doing what you told him to. Michaels lips were blue.
You checked his blood pressure on the paper and frowned. It was normal, but you continued by taking his temperature. It was 104.2. You quickly unwrapped the stethoscope from your neck and lifted his shirt. He shuddered at your cold fingertips, causing a wave of shivers to wrack his body.
āSorry, sh, its okay,ā you cooed, hearing your voice drowned out by the quickness of his heartbeat. Keeping yourself cool, calm, and collected, you took the buds from your ears and tucked it around your neck. āOkay, I am going to get a doctor.ā
You slipped from the room before they could question your flushed face. Quickly, you turned the corner from your assigned rooms and walked towards the desk, where a white coat was signing papers.
āDr. Greene?ā You stopped before him, āI have possible pneumonia in 6. Heās struggling to breath and Iām worried heāll go into respiratory distress if we dont get him hooked up.ā
Greene choked on his coffee and tore the clipboard from your hands. āAlright, lets get going.ā
You took twice as many strides, shorter than the doctor who didnāt wait for you. The two of you calmed your exposures outside the room, not wanting to scare the boys inside. The blond was back with his own clipboard, scribbling and murmuring with the other two.
They nudged each other to pay attention when Dr. Greene arrived. You smiled politely at them, moving to stand across from Dr. Greene. āMichael Clifford, fingernails and lips are blue, coughing like crazy but no signs of blood. Chills, temperature of 104.5, blood pressure is 160 over 120, heartbeat is quick, but I didnāt have time to check because I came for you.ā
Dr. Greene reached for the blood pressure equipment and took it again, eyes widening when he showed you the 100/120. āOkay, lets get him IVed, put a nasal cannula for oxygenation, order some blood tests, a chest x-ray, pulse oximetry, and a sputum test. Let me know what you happens and I will be back to help evaluate further instructions.ā
āOkay, thank you,ā you got to work, quickly wrapping a band around the left arm of your patient. This one was blank of tattoos, but still pretty thick with muscle. You couldnāt deny he was a handsome man, despite the blue lips, pale skin, and sweaty exterior.
You briefly heard Dr.Greene informing Michaelās friends of what was happening when the patient himself mumbled something. You quirked a brow, hummed, and leaned closer as you began to set up the nasal cannula. āWhatās happening?ā
āHi, Michael,ā you spoke gently, āmy name is Nurse Y/N. Your friends brought you in because they were worried about you. Turns out, they were right to be. Your BP dropped to 100/120, your skin is blueing, your heartbeats rapid, inhale is clouded, and temperature is 104.5.ā
āThey actually care about me?ā He weakly chortled, immediately coughing into his hands afterwards. You didnāt fault to notice the blood and carefully helped him settle back into the pillows.
āHey, here,ā you grabbed a cloth, wetted it under the sink, and carefully blotted at his hands, his lips.
He briefly smiled at you, eyes barely cracked open. āYoure really pretty.ā
You blushed, scrunching up your nose as you set up fluids to run through his system. He was dehydrated, and you didnāt need a doctor to tell you that. āThanks, Michael.ā
You turned to leave, nodding at the boys as you passed. You found the telephone on the wall beside the room and dialed the memorized numbers. Soon, you were back in the room, pulling up the handles of Michaelās bed. You hooked his IV bag to the rod sticking up in the back, hung the clipboard by the front rung, and helped Calum push the bed through the door.
The two of you loaded the elevator, your eyes focused on the fluttering lashes on the sleep patient sleeping soundly below you. Calum was staring at the floor, eyes glassy with worry.
āHes going to be okay, Calum. Worst case scenario, he ends up in the ICU for 4-6 days and Ill be watching him.ā You giggled, smiling wider when Calum chortled.
āI thought you worked down here?ā He twisted his hands on the handles, eyes fluttering around the elevator. Suddenly, it ringed and the doors opened.
You pushed along behind him, instructing him on which door to enter. āI was just covering for someone. Iām usually stationed in the ICU.ā
āOh,ā Calum responded. You told him to take a seat in the waiting area and checked in with the x-ray administrators.
When Michael was wheeled into the room and transferred to the x-ray cot, you turned to join Calum. You sat in the chair beside him, arms crossed.
āHow old are you?ā He turned to ask.
āWhy?ā You shook your head, an amused expression on your face.
āWell, if heās gonna be in the ICU for 4-6 days, Iām going to be there, too. Might as well get to know you before Iām up your ass for the next week.ā
You liked this guy, and this unworried side of him. You could tell his humor would have you bent at the waist, head thrown back in laughter. You lifted a brow, smirked, and said, āBold of you to assume Iām not going to be up your ass.ā
āTry me.ā
A beat of silence passed, both of your eyes turned away from one another, āIām 23.ā
Calum tilted his head towards you and smiled, ā23. Youre young.ā
āgraduated early, top of my class,ā you shrugged your shoulders with pride on your chest.āWhat about you? What do you do for a living?ā
āWell, Iām surprised you werenāt fangirling when I introduced myself.ā Amused with your twisted face, he continued, āIām in a band. 5 Seconds of Summer. I play bass.ā
You suddenly noticed his accent, which seemed to be faded from years in the US, āThat makes, strangely, lots of sense. I can see you playing bass.ā
He had huge dimples which deepened. āMaybe you can actually see me someday.ā
āWoah, Hood, lets get through this x-ray first.ā
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Did you fight Pure Vessel yet? I'm trying to defeat them and I'm just... Overwhelmed. They're much harder than nkg.
i did fight PV! iāve cleared them on ascended, working on radiant.Ā
and yeah, i feel you, anon; theyāre fast as hell and hit like a firetruck. when i first encountered them i absolutely did not last more than ten seconds against them and it seemed like an impossible fight, to the extent that i really wasnāt even sure if i was making any progress.Ā
but itās definitely a doable fight!! theyāre very much like NKG because theyāre fast but fair. keep trying!!
if ur asking for tips, i (shitty hk player extraordinaire) have a few:
- same base rules as NKG apply: wait for them to attack, then respond.
- they are very fast and they teleport all over the stage but you dont have to move as much as they do. actually you barely have to move at all beyond dodging. chill. relax. itās not a game of tag. like NKG, PV will come to you, their attacks always target you, and their moveset becomes predictable. let them come after you, stay calm, identify whatever their attack is, and sidestep.
(more specifics under the cut because i wrote a whole long list before i realized what i was doing. anyway, here, have this whole damn cheat-sheet written by a person whoās absolute shit at HK)
- sharp shadow thru everything always all the time, but specifically when they lunge, three-swipe combo, or throw daggers at you
- the hardest part about sharp shadowing thru their attacks is making sure you dash exactly when they lunge; thatās just a timing thing that youāll get better at with practice
- iāve seen letās players pogo on their head instead of sharp shadowing thru them; iām not really a fan because the size of their hitbox changes depending on if theyāre lunging or triple-swiping. speaking as a shitty player, i recommend just sharp shadowing and calling it a day
- when they jump in the air and slam their nail down at you and conjure the ground lances, dash out of the way and then double jump immediately. the lances are narrower at the tip than the base, so youll have more room to avoid them
- (that being said i dont actually use this method to avoid their ground lances but the actual method i use is stupid af and involves dashing right and then stepping back one step to the left to course correct and thereās this whole explanation for why this works involving how PV targets you and how the summoned lances are always the same distance from where PV lands and how this tactic sometimes DOESNāT work depending on if you were walking between the time they target you and the time they attack downwards and itās really not worth it. just dash and jump dude)
- im a shitty player whoās used passive damage charms to get myself thru a fight before but i dont recommend passive damage charms because ur baby charms will attack them when theyre staggered and u wont have time to heal. if u have quick focus u can easily get in two masks while theyre staggered. on the other hand, if u like baby charms, you do you, friendo
- focus circle blast only shows up after second stagger (50% damage) so youll know when to look for them
- when they do the focus circle blast, dash outta there and wait right at the edge of the blast. the smaller circle blasts donāt overlap (much) with the first, largest blast, so the area right around PV actually becomes the safest zone after the first blast has cleared. smack them with ur nail while ur there
- speaking of smacking them with ur nail, stick with one or two swings. they can and will parry if youāre swinging willy-nilly. if you stick with one or two smacks, youāre less likely to get your ass wrecked when they smack back
- if u have quick focus u can sometimes heal while theyre doing the focus blast but itās risky. after enough goes youll start to memorize that the little white blast circles show up in consistent patterns, so youll never know which pattern will show up but youll figure out which areas are safer than others
- void tentacles only show up after the third stagger (75% damage) so youll know when to look for those too
- void tentacles are easily avoided if you just double jump straight upwards and do nothing fancy. letās players on youtube will do stunts like pogo on their head but you really dont have to. just double jump and youll stay in the air long enough for the attack to finish
- if youre like me, youll accidentally dash straight at them when they pull out the void tentacles because you instinctively think theyre going to throw daggers. if you wind up dashing at them, just whale on them. youve already got two damage so you might as well make the most of it, and if theyre at the >25% health mark and you still have 8 or 9 masks, it doesnt matter even if you make that mistake three times in a rowāyoull probably KO them before they KO you.
as always a lot of it is just practice!! theyāre fast as fuck and they hit hard and it really is overwhelming, but i hope some of this helps. good luck anon!!!
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Nintendo Switch saves Valentines Day
Can you believe that we are almost half-way done with January? Maybe itās just me and the countless hours I put into reviewing the latest titles for the Nintendo Switch...which is our focus point that can change the tide if you hit a hard spot this V-Day. Maybe you donāt have enough money for that dinner, movie and gift. Maybe you thought that restaurant you made a reservation at is more expensive than you though. Maybe you just started a new relationship but you still have some awkward silences that seem to kill the mood. Whatever the situation may be a Nintendo Switch can get you to second base and home plate...trust me.
So letās look at some of the titles for switch that are great to play with that special someone. (Games are listed in no particular order; games are not based on ā)salesā; Games are mainly hidden gems)
1. Monopoly | 9.5 out of 10
Hear me out. I was one that grew up playing the original board game with my family and the overall appeal of the game was astounding, but I lost interest when I got older and noticed how long it takes to make everyone go bankrupt. ...but this is something...otherworldly. The first awesome thing you will notice when you pick up this title is the use of the Joy-Con controllers to shake the dice and throw them. Though this is still the same mechanic in spirit as its predecessor but with the newly animated boards populated by Miiās and watching a living city grow as you play and add properties adds an entirely new respect for Money Bags. Our team lost track of time having so much fun with this one and before we knew it, we had seen 5 hours pass. (No one wants to play Monopoly for that long.)Ā
2. Uno | 8.5 out of 10
Uno is another one of those games I grew up playing with family. When I purchased the game, I was expecting some sort of controller mechanic similar to Monopolyās dice...but with cards instead...but I was let down. None the less, going into this, I didnāt even know that there were so many ways to play Uno besides the normal rules. Once again, I was amazed at how much more fun this was than the physical cards themselves. Rules likeĀ āStacking. Where Player 1 can play aĀ āBlue Draw 2ā³ card and Player 2 can counter play aĀ āDraw 2ā³ card as well. ...but if Player 3 doesnāt possess aĀ āDraw 2ā³ card, Player 3 then has to pick all 4 cards from the previous turnsā was so exciting to try and there are many other ways to customize rules and play styles.Ā
3. Super Smash Bros | 9.0 out of 10
I really donāt need to go into detail about this one. My only issue with the Smash series is I would really enjoy a multiplayer adventure mode or campaign. I was quite pleased with the full roster of characters though. Disclaimer: Make sure your partner isnāt a sore loser. We all know about SSBās steep learning curve for beginners.Ā āDonāt be a butt...ā
4. Diablo 3 | 9.0 out of 10
I remember having this title on my old PS4 and being able to enjoy it on my PS Vita while I was in a relationship with someone who liked the game as much as I and we would both take our Vitaās to the restroom with us so we could keep the experience going. This title can definitely be used to understand the mindset your partner has by the way they customize their character and the actions they take in response to events. Itās a top-down action-adventure-role-playing-hack-n-slash (inhale.) It is a port of itās original released on PS3 & 360...the price tag is still $59.99. Thatās a deal breaker in my book.
5. NES Emulator | 7.5 out of 10
I honestly chose this one because of how many gamers I know and how 89% of them are males. This is something for those who donāt game to get their feet wet. The emulator is free on the eShop for a 7-day trial but comes with a subscription cost after. Pretty inexpensive for the titles they have. Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Bros, Metroid, and many more. It even comes with special versions of some of the games which gives the player the experience of playing with Game Genie cheats.
6. 99 Vidas | 7.0 out of 10
Your probably thinking,Ā ā Why is this even listed?ā Well, just in case that partner your with doesnāt dig the 8-bit look or the low-res adventures of the NES Emulator and desires a little more action and has a fetish for Streets of Rage and BeatĀ āem Upās. Simply. The available characters are cool enough to get players to find a favorite out of them. ...so...thatās good!
7. Oh Sir...The Hollywood Roast | 8.3 out of 10
After seeing the Samuel Jackson clone namedĀ āBad MotherHuggerā whoās personality is totally canon, I had to dig deeper. If you didnāt play the prequel, you donāt need to. I honestly only used the first title to learn how to play. In this installment, you and a co-star face off on a movie set where your scenario is to insult the other the worst. It plays like a fighting game, complete with health bars, special insults, tag team insults and so much more. For the price it is, I was expecting something way less entertaining. Oh, and one point or another you will joke against a Deadpool copy...a less funnier Deadpool but funny enough.
Consider this the American version of The Office.
8. Oh Sir...The Insult Simulator | 7.8 out of 10
Obviously, this is the European version of The Office. I wonāt say this is better than the sequel and I canāt say itās worse either but I will sayĀ āI am an American...ā What this game does is teach you how to layer your jokes and how lay the foundation for repetition in your topics to create comboā s. I like to let the opponent bombard me with little weak jokes and build a super mean and super long insult that grants victory for only one joke. I call it,Ā āThe Kamehameha Effect!ā
9. No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Back
The third installment to the series hits the eShop and retailers in a few days and I am super excited to get my copy. If you arenāt familiar with the series, let me fill you in:
Travis Touchdown is the protagonist of all three games. In NMH1 we find Travis at his lowest moment in life. Jobless, hopeless and drunk, he runs into a mysterious woman who offers him employment with a sketchy syndicate group he knows nothing about. Luckily he had lost all his money by winning a bid at an online auction for a Beam Katana,Ā his main choice of weaponry. Not long after, you find out you were hired as an assassin in a shady game by her higher-ups. Travis takes the job after being promised some passionate TLC if he can take out all 10 of the already top ranking assassins all over the world. Travis is a pretty simple guy. He likes mecha anime, luchador wrestling, old school video games, porn, sex, and sleeping on the toilet.
In NMH2, Travis finds out that after becoming the #1 ranking assassin in Santa Cruise, he finds out that he actually has hundreds of more assassins in a new ranking system where Travis is the lowest ranking.
This time around, Travis is joined by the father of one the assassins he killed in NMH1, and the co-op option is something that would have been outstanding to have in NMH2 but none the less the developers always deliver great content in their titles and this one will not disappoint. Couples will enjoy the kinky nature of the series for sure. It has been proven many times.
10. Broforce | 9.5 out of 10
Every wanted to play Super Mario Bros on NES but with guns? Ever want to change Mario for, letās say...any huge action movie star from the 80ā²s, 90ā²s, 00ā²s? Ever wanted it to be a co-op experience with up to 4 players with local and online co-op? As a mercenary for the USA, you are sent to 3rd world contries to liberate them from the evil control of Satan and his hell spawn. Before that, you will have to fight through waves of kamikaze soldiers, war dogs, giant helicoptors, aliens (...from the movieĀ āAliensā) and much more. Along the way, you will recruit an entire cast of badasses. From Rambo to Robocop, you will find Chuck Norris, Neo, Blade, Bruce Willis, Terminator, Preditor, Machette, Michelle Rodrigez, The Bride (Kill Bill) & so many more including Mortal Kombats Raiden.
Very easy to pick up, very hard to put down.
11. Nidhogg 2 | 8.0 out of 10
2D-Side Scrolling Fighter. You start of with a sword. When you die, you respawn with a dagger. When you die, you respawn with a bow and arrow. Die again and respawn with an ax. Die again and respawn with your fist. This cycle will continue until you our your opponent makes it to the opposing end of the map. Maps are relatively small and consist of about 2 to 3 different frames. Sounds easy on paper right?Ā
Tons of laughs to be had!
12. Tales Of Vesperia
If your looking for an in-depth RPG you both can play while she sits between your legs and you both focus on the Switch screen laying in front of you: this is for you two. The co-op system usually only functions when you enter battle. Player 1 will always be the one running around the world map but this is still fine if you keep an open-mind and communicate on decisions that impact the story and more. (Keep track of your own money.)
side-note: All Tales games are co-op in this sense, even the Super Nintendo picks.
13. Harvest Moon: Light of Hope
Iāve been a Harvest Moon fan since Super Nintendo and got my first copy on the N64. I know a lot of people see this game and hate the thought of a farming simulator but unlike itās counterpart with the same name-sake; Harvest Moon is so much more. This can easily tame the craving for an adventure-rpg-dating sim with a very rich story and characters that actually grow on you. I have not had the chance to play this particular version yet, but I saw it was multiplayer and that sold me. If you want to try a good yet cheaper version, Harvest Moon: Back to Nature is by far, one of the best, next to Harvest Moon 64.
So there you have it, our picks of love for your love to love with their love! Honestly...I donā t celebrate Valentines Day (poly-gang), but I love exposing partners to new things that they can enjoy together.
OUT!
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Greetings, comrade LJ! I am about to start college in a month and I was wondering if you could bless me with some wisdom on how to survive my first semester! (Feel free to publish this tbh some other youngins might need the help too)
oh my god i am SO sorry i just saw this, tungle literally never told me i recieved this what the hell!!! i will happily give you some wisdom even if youve already started college oh man im sorry. hopefully this still helps!!! for reference im a biology major so some of this might not apply well to other majors lol
ok my first wisdom is to never get books unless you have to. these days, professors know most students dont actually use books so they dont bother really using the books for the tests...the exception is for labs (science labs, at least) where you typically will need to buy the lab guide to do hw and stuff. generally if you think you might need a book, wait a bit before getting it - even if the professor says you ABSOLUTELY need it. sometimes they just have to say that but you wont really need it. if you can, rent, and rent used! books are generally a waste, the way they get your money nowadays is HW access codes. yes....paying to do HW. how greatĀ
ratemyprofessor is a fantastic resource, but do be wary of certain reviews - students can be salty about failing a class and give a bad review for a professor who doesnt deserve it. also, make sure you're looking at the correct class (upper left corner of the review) for the professorĀ
if you can, make friends in a class and work together on stuff (hw, quizzes), and then you can share notes if one of you misses class and stuff
in terms of missing class, id say its up to your judgment if you skip or not - it honestly depends on the class. some classes i barely went to, some i never missed. freshman year i barely skipped class (probably a good idea as you get the feel of it) but once you go on, you'll be able to tell if you need to go to class (generally if the professor just teaches from ppts and doesn't require attendance, you might be able to miss. depends on how you learn tho!)Ā
labs you generally cant miss (again, science labs) or youll like get set on fire or something. its bad. you can usually make it up with an excuse or if you know ahead of time, thoĀ
be friends with your professors and TAs! go to office hours! especially if you're planning or grad/professional school and want rec letters. altho!! dont stress abt future plans too much. you really, really have time. theres no rush to go to school after undergrad at all so if you dont have your shit together. DONT WORRY
this has probably become irrelevant for you but id suggest leaving waaaay early for your first day of class so you can find your classroom ok and get a good seat
free stuff is lit. get free stuff whenever you can. if you find a pen somewhere? take it its yours now
if you do well in a class and enjoy it, id suggest trying to become a tutor for it. you probably make some money, its not usually too much work, and you enjoy it if thats the kind of thing you're into. its especially helpful if youre planning on going into something relating to that subject someday, so then you can keep up to date on it
getting involved is also a good idea!! theres so many clubs and stuff at universities, so theres usually something for everyone. it can be scary going alone, but youll usually end up meeting people there. theres typically not too much pressure to keep coming consistently, so if you need time off from a club you can take it easily.Ā Ā
libraries can be a great place to study dont knock em i sure did until like last year which was a mistake. imo focusing is easier in a library than in my room, that might just be me tho!!
cliques arent really aĀ āthing,ā you might end up with a friend group or two but college is not nearly as cliquey as HS. i have a lot of friends now who i KNOW i wouldnt have even talked to in HS just based on the fact that we wouldve run in different social circles back then. dont limit yourself by thinkingĀ āoh, weāre too differentā or something, youād be surprised how well you click with people you didnt think youd get along with!
cafeteria food,,...is usually bad. it tends to be a lot better when theres tours going on, so try to remember that lol
this is already so long im sorry lol, ill stop here but let me know if you (or anyone else reading this) have any questions or want any specific advice!! im a senior in college now so im basically an expert lol (though my knowledge is limited by certain things like being a STEM major, living on campus without a car, living away from home, etc) but i love talking about stuff like this!!!! i wish you the best of luck in college and again im really sorry i didnt see this until like 2 months after you sent it, i hope college is going well for you!!! and for everyone else who started recently!!! also ill tag you to make sure you see this, i cant remember if it alerts you lolĀ @rated-r-for-grantaire
#ask#college#OH MAN THIS IS SO DANG LATE UGH#hopefully college has been going well!!!! im here with lots of advice if you need it!!!!#rated-r-for-grantaire
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44, 46, 47!! i love ur gifs so much thank you for putting so much effort and time into ur sets, i hope u know it doesnt go unappreciated ššš
alskfdjasld omg youāre so sweet thank you so much!!
44: ever had a gif become a meme? would you like that if you haven't?
LOL uhh I donāt think so? but I have made gifs that are essentially memes...this one being the prime example lol and I think depending on the gif it could be really funny for it to turn into a meme!
46: ever gotten a really sweet compliment over a set?
oof sO MANY. I read everyoneās tags so itās always nice when people comment on the giffing aspect of it rather than what the gif actually is of. some of my fav tags to read areĀ āthis gifset made my dayā or recently someone tagged a gifset asĀ āthis is the only gifset that mattersā and those made me happy haha! also when other gifmakers that I look up to compliment my coloring my heart just goesĀ šššš
47: any advice for novice gif makers/people who want to start making gifs?
if you want to make nice gifs, pleASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING take the energy and time to get photoshop and learn how to use it. I didnāt want to learn how to use ps when I first started giffing and instead used those online gifmaking sources/phone apps and I cringe so hard when I see those gifsets I made. download photoshop and save yourself the cringe.
join networks that promote creator content so that your content can be exposed to a wider audience
tag well - make sure important tags are within the first 5 you do! but also donāt be That person who tags everything with like 10 different groups because that gets annoying real fast
focus less on notes/followers and more on the quality of your work.Ā if youāre consistently producing nice things, you WILL get notes/followers. just be patient.
donāt ever feel pressured into making things - too many times I see people apologizing for not being active with content creation (myself included on my other blogs) but at the end of the day, your blog is your blog and your followers should not dictate what/how often you should be posting.Ā gif if you want to gif, donāt gif if you donāt want to.
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ā LOCKWOOD TASK 001 ; character sheet
BASICS
Full Name: elias anton elliot. Meaning of Name: greek derivation of ājehovah of godā. Nickname: eli, ant. jackass. whichever you will.
Birth Date: january 6th, 1996. Astrological Sign and Details: capricorn. Birth Place: manhattan, ny. Age: 21. Nationality: american. Race: caucasian. Hair Color: black. Hair Style: not too short, slightly messy. Distinct Features of Face: strong jawline, long lashes, thick brows, plush lips. Glasses or Contacts: both. rarely seen in glasses, however. Eye Color: hazel. Skin Tone: slightly tanned, but white. Scars or Distinguishing Marks: a scar that goes down his right shoulder blade. Disabilities: none. Build or Body Type: broad shoulders, muscular arms and torso, toned legs.Ā Height: 6ā² 3ā³. Weight: well. Speech Patterns: speaks in a low, yet confident tone. tends to deadpan most things, even jokes. isnāt a man who makes his present super known, but is typically around a lot of people at social gatherings and gets along with most despite his sometimes stand-offish demeanor. Tag Words: āno, i wonāt paint you.ā Gestures: rotates his rings a lot, toys with his bottom lip while heās thinking, pretty expressive with his brows, combs his hands through his hair subconsciously and then messes it up again to put it back lmfao FAMILY AND CHILDHOOD
Mother: evelyn elliot Father: jacob elliot Motherās Occupation: ex-model, now just keeps up with the familyās social status Fatherās Occupation: partner of a prestigious law firm Family Finances: wealthy gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang Birth Order: what. 1st? Brothers: none. Sisters: sophia elora elliot, 19 Other Close Family: jude hayward, first-cousin Best Friend: Other Friends: Blake, Lana, Imogen, Jude, Frankie, Tripp, Alex, Teddy, Reagan, surprisingly the list goes on Enemies: his DAD. dw heāll probably find sum1 here soon enough Pets: he got a pup named king Home Life During Childhood: HAHAHA. horrible. Town or City Name(s): manhattan, ny Details of Town(s) or City(s): manhattan is as much of a city as it gets What Did His, Her or Their Bedroom Look Like: somewhat tidy, eliās always been kinda neat Any Sports or Clubs: couple mma tournaments, art club for middle school and first half of hs Favorite Toy or Game: fifa, amnesia, fleshlight, assassinās creed etc Schooling: attended a public high school Favorite Subject: art Popular or Loner: god knows how bt popular Important Experiences or Events: being physically and emotionally abused by his father, and using that to better himself successwise and kinda spite his dadĀ Health Problems: does depression count? borderline alcoholic Religion and beliefs: his family is christian but doesnāt rly believe in his religion, heās more of a logical thinker personally PERSONAL
Bad Habits: smoking, biting his nails, fidgeting, drinking alone, using certain people for personal gain Good Habits: typically neat and put-together, eats clean, works out religiously, dresses well, maintaining himself physically Best Characteristic: loyal to those heās close toĀ Worst Characteristic: being consistently distant Worst Memory: Best Memory: Proud of: how heās able to accomplish anything he wants to do Embarrassed by: his lack of ability to truly get close to/trust people Driving Style: lmfao did somebody say speed demon Strong Points: incredibly driven, charming when he wants to be, canāt think of any more atm Temperament: typically level headed, a bit of a grump but still playful yano Attitude: can sometimes be cold if someone tries to get too close to him, but typically socializes well despite this Weakness: elias would rather die than tell you what heās really thinking. if someone actually manages to get him to open up heād probably be a stuttering and babbling mess Fears: not doing as well as he wants to, because then heāll feel like he let his family down. also his father still scares him a bit but would never ever admit to it Phobias: the dad 1 Secrets: lol nice TRY Regrets: NO RAGRETS. jk he kinda regrets not taking art more seriously bc now thats kinda gone as an outlet heās picking up bad alternatives thatāll only hurt him nd his health Feels Vulnerable When: some1 tries to get closer to him Pet Peeves: loud chewing, nail filing, all i cn think of rn Motivation: working for the day he can say he outdid his dad Short Term Goals and Hopes: maintain his 4.0 and get into a good med school Long Term Goals and Hopes: become one of the top surgeons in the country Sexuality: straight unless u another matt daddario cos i mean come on Exercise Routine: nice try honey u cant get abs like these. Day or Night Person: night. absolute nocturnal fiend Introvert or Extrovert: ambivert! mostly introverted but he can also be v charming and social at gatherings etc. something he learned from bein the poster boy of the socialite fam Optimist or Pessimist: he doesnt like 2 complain a lot but i wouldnāt say heās an optimist either
LIKES AND PREFERENCES
Music:Ā arctic monkeys, the neighbourhood, the weeknd, muse, daniel caesar, frank ocean, dvsn, tame impala Books:Ā anything khaled hosseini, haruki murakami, and mitch albom Magazines:Ā forbes, if any Foods:Ā cold pizza, sushi, seafood, apples,Ā burgers, Ā dark chocolate, tiramisu Drinks:Ā craft beer, whiskey and most other alcohol,Ā black coffee, red wine Animals:Ā tiger, wolf, big fan of husky dogs Sports:Ā soccer Favorite Saying: āno." Color:Ā red, black Clothing:Ā urban style with a rich flair. leather, denim, expensive sweaters andĀ Jewelry: expensive watches, sometimes rings Games: poker, chess, cards against humanity Websites:Ā pornhubĀ uh, vine? TV Shows:Ā sherlock, the office, stranger things Movies:Ā the prestige, shutter island, borat, canāt think of any more Greatest Want: to stay on top of his class, take more time out for art Greatest Need: someone to be patient and understanding with him
LIFESTYLE
Home: live in the beta delta xi house, but his family owns a mansion at home. Household furnishings: his room is rather tidy. numerous black and white murals remain littered across his walls and above his bed rests a shelf filled with his favorite novels and vinyls. Most Cherished Possession:Ā Neighborhood: manhattan Town or City Name: new york Details of Town or City: very busy, very on-the-go, new york city is a definition in itself. Married Before: heck no Significant Other Before: heās got a couple of exes that heād dated due to having extra time on his hands. heād always get bored rather quickly into the relationship and leave, however. now that eli has much less time on his hands, he no longer looks to date. Children: LOL Relationship with Family: hostile with his father, indifferent but still somewhat caring towards his mother. Car: not yetĀ Career: full-time student. Salary: n/a Other Income: n/a Dream Career: professional artist. Dream Life: providing for his mother and sister, living in a new mansion with a fresh start. would have someone he could be emotionally intimate with, though the thought of this currently terrifies him. Love Life: eli scratches his head at this foreign term. Sexual Turn Ons: taking control, fighting for dominance, idk he seems like heād be in2 bondage lmafaodifgbl Sexual Turn Offs: bad head, feet, excessive talking, repressed moans, āyou like that?ā no. leave my sight.Ā Hobbies: mma fighting, painting, taking pictures for painting inspirations, if getting drunk alone counts as a hobby hey be my guest Guilty Pleasure: bingeing martha and snoopās potluck dinner party Talents or Skills: fights well, and can paint. can sex be a talent? Intelligence Level: very book smart, he gets this from his father. though eli has his moments (as does anyone), he is fairly street smart as well āĀ although, he is very standoffish so itās hard to tell sometimes if heās being smart or just a closed-off prick.
#lockwoodtask#lockwoodtask001#lockwood:points#i jst wanted to post this#missing a lot n cd answer som of these better but i'll come back to it n edit it in my free time#physical abuse tw#abuse tw#alcoholism tw
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