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just a place for my unfiltered thoughts and strawpage stuff
main - @therandomcreechur
#nightly creech: nighttime posts
#creech fagslop: fagging out over pen bfdi [maybe others too]
#various creechurs: posts that don’t fit into the other categories
#creech burns the art again: doodles
#creechurs page of straw: strawpage gimmicks and updates
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and we say it youi ppl here are dead psuedo empire too. fn faggots ok wrong. we need a backstop but you folk are gone.
robert duvall and i shoot you doesnt mean i am hurt you ass trump fag man ok frusstrating us we come in now hit you faggots
good we say and they left about 20k and up to sarasota and were hit by thier mumbling uncle. nd hard. they ruined them. right over them. nad out. ten generals no about 2000 and 3 regants. and here there are 115 houiseholds and went to their death wasting time as always a legacy they held it up good. need time. and he said this. weuse it then....nad tried to hit macs no. sees it yes.
now this is nightly soon they are out. and fully no generals or regants an globally. no but these ran it all. and soon out. yes. about 2 million left yes. and were about 10 million tonight they plan to strike the rings. will fail.
and he says it loser tards fight we get zilch here and elsewhere true too thats what happens. we use it hit them get them out. now too.
later today, it is iss movie. a nd out tons of bja and he will counter strike and trump is small. off isle is 1.7% a bit more but yeh lost this am. and shrinks. and on island Is below about 3.4 percent. There are a few other figures that are changing but soon they will change rapidly so we're gonna hold off maybe no we'd like to tell you and DJA was under strict attack by the pseudo empire and some trump sters last night and he was attacking them in the Western Hemisphere different locations and different positions defense versus offense and BJA lost a healthy chunk he went in and he was obliterated and many of the bunkers in New England and the upper Midwest but in Brazil he infiltrated like one bunker each at half of the facilities and he is wailing on Daniel for some reason they don't get along at all and it's not from castle they are at each other all the time and Daniel is becoming small right now he is the smallest at the pseudo empire no that would be stan They have about 7% of the world's population and Daniel is 0.5% no he Daniel is about 1 percent and Stan is 0.4 percent and falling soon they both be out stan is less of **** **** than Daniel to his father believe it or not it's probably true he's an **** Timmy Doyle is not that small yet everyone says he is he's using it he's got like 1.5% of that 7 and they're rolling right now in a counter strike against the Morlock it's a waste of time but they chose to do it and they keep doing it and it's forced nobody wants them out there. But this is happening right now is that Daniel is becoming weak attrition is going up to 0.4 percent and there's some other big things happening in a moment we'll post
and there's some other big things happening in a moment we'll post Thor Freya
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what's your favourite colour punk!!
here's a screenshot to go with :) <3
Ahh! This is one of the shows I ended up missing:'/// people keep posting about how soon the tour is going to be over, and it's pushing me over the edge! I've grown too used to nightly horrors, they've spoiled me with terror and now I'm noticing myself normalizing to it. I don't mean it doesn't still feel special, cuz it still does, this is so goddamn important!! it just means that I am less absolutely off my rocker about watching every! single! night! Maybe that's good I'm not sure, I'm definitely more reliably getting my work done ;) I plan on watching ALL the rest of the shows though. Somebody would have to have to pry these remaining moments from my cold dead hands. I mean that quite literally, I expect I'll remember this time for the rest of my life and I think I would so be annoyed with myself if I didn't watch the rest of them.
Anyway, rambling aside, if you were genuinely asking about my favorite color, it's that one shade of really deep dark green with the tiniest hint of blue in it. You know the one? The one all the queers love ....…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ sorry I'm a fag and also predictable<3
#it's true yours are the only legs#that show was absolutely goddamn so much#I only really seen short clips but lordy!!#the setlist! the crowd interaction! the outfits?!!!!#oooof#somebody please roll me in a carpet and throw me off a bridge#you must felix your heart
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A Comprehensive List of Bob Mortimer’s Cat Names
Someone made a search that you can check, but I decided to just put them all in one easy list for my own amusement. Remember, they’re just £8.00 p.a.!
Most recent cat names tweet: August 8th, 2019
Tony Caramel
Ron Paving
Clive Eloquence
Paul Workclothing
Gary Chapati
Ken Turmoil
Max Panscourer
Pat Twat (with a sibling; Pat and Ron Twat cannot be split)
Len Murder
Dave Bowl
Barbara Lighthouse (reappears later as Barbara’s Lighthouse)
Perry Similar
Kenny Carpets
Tracy Everywhere
Johnny Cointreau
Mark Pork
Todd Farty
Anton Saucepans
Muriel Breakthrough
Ronnie Pom-pom
John Pudding
Brad Shit
P.O. Box 6
Ken Tussle
15 Inch Ron
Dean Atlas
Aromatic Pat
Craig’s Anus
Mary Berry’s Crack Den
Duncan Sparkles
Low Tim
Madam Hats
Ali Ballbag Ltd. (reappears as Ali Ballbag without the Ltd. later)
Long Ron
Tepid Ken
Ruth Worksurface
Roxy Backwater
Duncan Cardoors
Sausage and Tits
Pat Stott
Donny Fortuna
Careful Tits
Bobby Resistance
Special Agent Parsley
Anton Crackpipe
Sargeant Walnuts (sp.)
Pete! Dave! Over Here!
Sausages and Laughter (x2)
Debbie Wilson
Ishram Canister
Jupiter Whistles
Shakira’s Cock
Babs Moonwater
Ricky Drinkingchocolate
Bitter n’ Tits
Cat McPatPiss
Pork Water
Funk Kurtain
Meal of Rice (x2)
Webcam Gary
Aldi Suitcases
Papa Halfords
Ocado Stungun
Tits McMillets
Threat Level Tesco
Agent Shitfarm
Mainly Sausages
Titted Biscuits
The Cable Guy
Frank Canons Cock
Twenty Posts
Flappy McSusan
Shitfarm Padlock
Pillau Nice
Django Untrained (x3)
Kenny Mousetits
Gas Board Shitstorm
Gary Plasters
Let It Go From Frozen
6 Miles to Debenhams
Ken Lump
Sarah Access
Don Partial
Cool Balls
Mick Moth
Flicks Puffins
Angela Ding-Dong
Pat McPuff
Whistles McFarmland
Roy Mincemeat
Kate Peppers (minimum 3 year lease)
Bus Pass Ron
Kitchen Shitstorm
Wendy Broadcast
Bert Onesie
Karen Pancake
King Ali Shitty Shotty
Steve Briefcase
Randy Pancake (a sibling of Karen?)
Shitfarm Sprinkler
Jane Coconuts Gun
Whistles McCrackling
Jim Equipment
Ron O’Congo
Mars Barr
Pat Shatty
Len Chestweasels
Humphrey Barcode
Shit Car
Gentle Kenneth
Rusty Seduction
Doctor Handrail
Dusty Handmusic
Quality Parsnips
Edith’s Tits
7 Hamburgers
Mike Drink
Napoli Rodriguez
Fish and Tits
Gary Whelks
Pat du Jour
Sandy Fingerings
Dusty Sequence
FriendlyToffeeBloke
Buttery Ken
Fox Leftovers (x2)
The Anus
Jackie Doritos
Harry Tits
Billy the Pigeon
Honestly Shitfaced
Darren Plunge
Ronnie California
Karen Cobblers
Geoffrey Fire
ITV One
Top Heavy Ken
Comfortable Derek
Patrick Cups
ITV One + 1
Passive Matthew
Keith’s Dick
Yusef Nightmares
Watery Ron
The Cake
The Evil Coin
Tanned Hand
Formally Bernard
50 Shits
Strongly Ron
Intelligence and Turnips
The Bomb Club
Zac Parliament
Gary Venue
Buttery Paul
Long Rodney
Papa Handwash
Ravioli Townsend
Cuba Big Tits Jr
Watery Bill
Slightly Tofu
Indian Suitcase
Ian’s Butter
Meal of Pickles
Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen
Yousef Metabolism
BBC’s The Office
Alison Hedgefund
Christ in Flight
Remote Toby
Sensual Ken
Mr Shite
Swords and Cakes
Dons Crabs
Ken Wok
Todd Nightly
All The Meats
Gradual Henry
Problems and Co
Anal September
Turkey Disturbance
Presently Walnuts
Crackers McKnackers
Brian Harvey’s Xmas
Greetings O’Jesus
Nut 31
Anus of Snow
Wizard of Tits
Vegan Relative
Sprouts McStuffing
X-Factor Final
Greetings From Hull?
Lovely Sprouts
The Sack
Inspector Partridge
Aldi 5-Bird Roast
[there’s more in the photo but sadly they’re cropped]
Kissy Lipsauce
Lacey Bedspread
Tender Gary
Softy Pinkpowders
Strokey McPokey
Ronnie Omelettes
Gary from Admin
Lidl Wayne
Aldi Best
Cedric Latenights
Broccoli Highkicks
Sirius Cockhopper
Bubbles McParty
Mr. Several Businesses
Donny Romance
Ken Rope
Puff Stepdad
Well Done Deborah
Fire Hawk
Valerie Simpleton
The Plasterer
Gary Avenue
I <3 Lids
Slippery Wilf
Alan’s Mam’s Dentist
Pork n’ Pancakes
Ring of Mince
The Carpet Fitter
Burnt Shite
Sausages and Makeup
Seeping Turkey Hidden Baubles
Donny Chestnuts
Paul Pogba’s Sat Nav
Terence Tinsel Jr.
Gifty McWhiffle
Jonny Fondling
Banana in Transit
The Gift of Barry
Chocolates Near Bottoms
Sentimental Craig
Not Now Raymond
The Many Chins of Derek O
Meet Me at Halfords
Brigadier Knickers
Rt. Hon. Nutty Shite
Russ Abbot’s Cape
Dave’s Hand Cream
Paul Blart Falafel Cop
Cupboard of Vests
Agnes Fags (cigarettes, not the slur)
German Ice
Liquorice Mick
The 8th Ron of Luton
That Bloke What Stinks
Ron’s Liquids
Hot Chilli Whistles
Pottery and Nonsense
The Very Long Bag
Dean Gaffney’s Cauldron
Lynn’s Windows
Chad Salad
Gustav Hosiery
Hans Downtrousers
Gerhardt Nightcreeper
Jean Paul BuggerAll
Atem Ben Chinstrap
Myfanwy Mindwallop
Carlos Whispers
H From Steppes
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