#nightly fag posting

[diiv]

who up falling they gravity

[theneworder]

Brotherly Love

Your younger brother had come back from his first year at college... different... You weren't really sure how to put your finger on it—that is, until you walked in on him trying on a skirt. With a dark wig on his head, and a brown slutty schoolgirl skirt, you knew exactly what he was: a sissy. He made you swear not to tell your dad, there was no way your conservative businessman father would be accepting of having a crossdressing fag for a son. And of course, you would keep the secret, he was your little brother after all.. It wasn't disgust or anger you felt anyway, you knew what a sissy was after years of dabbling with the hypnos and captions that would come up on your tumblr feed. If anything, you felt jealous—not only was your brother braver than you had been, but he was prettier in that wig and skirt than you could ever dream of.

As the months passed, and your brother had gone back to school without once mentioning that incident again, you would often find your mind wandering. Laying in bed at night, stroking yourself to sissy captions, trans porn, and hypno tracks, you would wonder if your brother was doing the same. You would wonder if you would see your brother in one of those tracks one day.. the thought turned you on. So much so, that one night, you crossed a line: whilst masturbating, you opened up his instagram profile. But what you saw shocked you:

You didn't have to fantasise anymore. Your once skinny, crosscountry star brother, was posting, on his instagram, in tight gym wear, with the same wig you had seen him trying on in his room all those months ago. You were sure you could even see small breasts pushing through his old thermal undershirt. The picture in front of you was too much, you couldn't help yourself, and soon, you were cumming to the image of your feminsised, sissy, younger brother.

You were expecting Christmas to be a problem, when your brother came home. Your nightly sessions, stalking your brother's instagram, gooning to photo after photo of him living out your wildest fantasies, suggested that he wasn't just a sissy—he was trans, and firmly out the closet. Your dad didn't seem to mind though. Apparently he had stopped in to visit on your brother, at his request, and the two had talked earnestly about it. Your dad had always wanted a daughter, and took your brother's change gracefully and with uncharacteristic kindness.

He had bought your brother sister new dresses for Christmas and provided him with access to your deceased mother's box of jewellery. "She loved you unconditionally, and it's what she would have wanted," he said. As your brother squealed with delight and planted a huge kiss on his cheek, something stirred within you. You just weren't sure what.

What was stranger though, was that your brother sister didn't go back to college in the Spring. She stayed at home, apparently to "focus on her transition". Something like that anyway. The truth was though, that you couldn't bare it. No longer was she wearing wigs, and her ass had grown into a perfect, fat peach, which you couldn't take your eyes off, as she lounged around in tight shorts, and posted lewd images on her instagram.

You found yourself trying to catch glimpses of her in the shower, taking creepshots as she worked out in the garden. Every night you would return to your room to goon over your day's work, creating a wankbank of your sissy brother's transition to full instagram thot.

One night though, after running out of tissue to clean yourself off with, you went to the bathroom. On your way back you could hear some people talking, strange given the time, at first you thought it was your father, on a late night work call.. That was, until you heard the unmistakable sound of a wet mouth sliding off of a cock, and your sister's voice in reply: "Yes daddy, and then you're going to kick my lame creep of a brother out, and it will just be us.. You'll like that won't you daddy.. Just you and your fat assed princess.."

You couldn't stop yourself, right then and there your hand found your cock. You masturbated to the thought of getting kicked out of your own home by your slutty sister and dad.

Unfortunately things took a turn after that. After being caught hanging around outside their door, you had been kicked out the next day, forced to finally get a job, and fend for yourself. You hated it. But at least you still had your wankbank, a treasure trove you could return to every night. The only good thing in your life was masturbating to your trans sister in your bedsit apartment in the cheapest part of town.

So you were of course surprised when you got invited for christmas.

You were even more surprised by the woman that greeted you at the door. Your brother was perfect. Every part of her jiggled as she moved through her and your father's new apartment. She had started school again but was studying from home—apparently "daddy" needed her help around the house, he was just so busy with work at the moment. He doted on her: unashamedly watching her every move, he showered her with gifts that christmas, and would often pull her into his lap. You couldn't decide if you were horny or disgusted.

Until you left that is, and your sister took you to the door. "I know your secret, creep." She said, with a bitchy smile on her face. "I know that you're a sissy faggot, and you wank to your sister too. The difference between you and me though, is that I went and took the life I wanted. Your pathetic ass, just watched and gooned."

You were shocked.

"But don't worry. I have a Christmas present for you. You see, I thought I had daddy wrapped around my little finger after getting him to kick you out. But he's greedy: he's decided you can't have enough of a good thing. He wants you back.. and I decided it would be nice to have a pet.."

You felt a hand on your stiffening crotch.

"So how about it? Move in? If you're serious.. maybe you'll have the life you always dreamed of.."

[the-firebird69]

and we say it youi ppl here are dead psuedo empire too. fn faggots ok wrong. we need a backstop but you folk are gone.

robert duvall and i shoot you doesnt mean i am hurt you ass trump fag man ok frusstrating us we come in now hit you faggots

good we say and they left about 20k and up to sarasota and were hit by thier mumbling uncle. nd hard. they ruined them. right over them. nad out. ten generals no about 2000 and 3 regants. and here there are 115 houiseholds and went to their death wasting time as always a legacy they held it up good. need time. and he said this. weuse it then....nad tried to hit macs no. sees it yes.

now this is nightly soon they are out. and fully no generals or regants an globally. no but these ran it all. and soon out. yes. about 2 million left yes. and were about 10 million tonight they plan to strike the rings. will fail.

and he says it loser tards fight we get zilch here and elsewhere true too thats what happens. we use it hit them get them out. now too.

later today, it is iss movie. a nd out tons of bja and he will counter strike and trump is small. off isle is 1.7% a bit more but yeh lost this am. and shrinks. and on island Is below about 3.4 percent. There are a few other figures that are changing but soon they will change rapidly so we're gonna hold off maybe no we'd like to tell you and DJA was under strict attack by the pseudo empire and some trump sters last night and he was attacking them in the Western Hemisphere different locations and different positions defense versus offense and BJA lost a healthy chunk he went in and he was obliterated and many of the bunkers in New England and the upper Midwest but in Brazil he infiltrated like one bunker each at half of the facilities and he is wailing on Daniel for some reason they don't get along at all and it's not from castle they are at each other all the time and Daniel is becoming small right now he is the smallest at the pseudo empire no that would be stan They have about 7% of the world's population and Daniel is 0.5% no he Daniel is about 1 percent and Stan is 0.4 percent and falling soon they both be out stan is less of **** **** than Daniel to his father believe it or not it's probably true he's an **** Timmy Doyle is not that small yet everyone says he is he's using it he's got like 1.5% of that 7 and they're rolling right now in a counter strike against the Morlock it's a waste of time but they chose to do it and they keep doing it and it's forced nobody wants them out there. But this is happening right now is that Daniel is becoming weak attrition is going up to 0.4 percent and there's some other big things happening in a moment we'll post

and there's some other big things happening in a moment we'll post Thor Freya

Olympus

[fagexe]

what's your favourite colour punk!!

here's a screenshot to go with :) <3

Ahh! This is one of the shows I ended up missing:'/// people keep posting about how soon the tour is going to be over, and it's pushing me over the edge! I've grown too used to nightly horrors, they've spoiled me with terror and now I'm noticing myself normalizing to it. I don't mean it doesn't still feel special, cuz it still does, this is so goddamn important!! it just means that I am less absolutely off my rocker about watching every! single! night! Maybe that's good I'm not sure, I'm definitely more reliably getting my work done ;) I plan on watching ALL the rest of the shows though. Somebody would have to have to pry these remaining moments from my cold dead hands. I mean that quite literally, I expect I'll remember this time for the rest of my life and I think I would so be annoyed with myself if I didn't watch the rest of them.

Anyway, rambling aside, if you were genuinely asking about my favorite color, it's that one shade of really deep dark green with the tiniest hint of blue in it. You know the one? The one all the queers love ....…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ sorry I'm a fag and also predictable<3

[1863-project]

A Comprehensive List of Bob Mortimer’s Cat Names

Someone made a search that you can check, but I decided to just put them all in one easy list for my own amusement. Remember, they’re just £8.00 p.a.!

Most recent cat names tweet: August 8th, 2019

Tony Caramel

Ron Paving

Clive Eloquence

Paul Workclothing

Gary Chapati

Ken Turmoil

Max Panscourer

Pat Twat (with a sibling; Pat and Ron Twat cannot be split)

Len Murder

Dave Bowl

Barbara Lighthouse (reappears later as Barbara’s Lighthouse)

Perry Similar

Kenny Carpets

Tracy Everywhere

Johnny Cointreau

Mark Pork

Todd Farty

Anton Saucepans

Muriel Breakthrough

Ronnie Pom-pom

John Pudding

Brad Shit

P.O. Box 6

Ken Tussle

15 Inch Ron

Dean Atlas

Aromatic Pat

Craig’s Anus

Mary Berry’s Crack Den

Duncan Sparkles

Low Tim

Madam Hats

Ali Ballbag Ltd. (reappears as Ali Ballbag without the Ltd. later)

Long Ron

Tepid Ken

Ruth Worksurface

Roxy Backwater

Duncan Cardoors

Sausage and Tits

Pat Stott

Donny Fortuna

Careful Tits

Bobby Resistance

Special Agent Parsley

Anton Crackpipe

Sargeant Walnuts (sp.)

Pete! Dave! Over Here!

Sausages and Laughter (x2)

Debbie Wilson

Ishram Canister

Jupiter Whistles

Shakira’s Cock

Babs Moonwater

Ricky Drinkingchocolate

Bitter n’ Tits

Cat McPatPiss

Pork Water

Funk Kurtain

Meal of Rice (x2)

Webcam Gary

Aldi Suitcases

Papa Halfords

Ocado Stungun

Tits McMillets

Threat Level Tesco

Agent Shitfarm

Mainly Sausages

Titted Biscuits

The Cable Guy

Frank Canons Cock

Twenty Posts

Flappy McSusan

Shitfarm Padlock

Pillau Nice

Django Untrained (x3)

Kenny Mousetits

Gas Board Shitstorm

Gary Plasters

Let It Go From Frozen

6 Miles to Debenhams

Ken Lump

Sarah Access

Don Partial

Cool Balls

Mick Moth

Flicks Puffins

Angela Ding-Dong

Pat McPuff

Whistles McFarmland

Roy Mincemeat

Kate Peppers (minimum 3 year lease)

Bus Pass Ron

Kitchen Shitstorm

Wendy Broadcast

Bert Onesie

Karen Pancake

King Ali Shitty Shotty

Steve Briefcase

Randy Pancake (a sibling of Karen?)

Shitfarm Sprinkler

Jane Coconuts Gun

Whistles McCrackling

Jim Equipment

Ron O’Congo

Mars Barr

Pat Shatty

Len Chestweasels

Humphrey Barcode

Shit Car

Gentle Kenneth

Rusty Seduction

Doctor Handrail

Dusty Handmusic

Quality Parsnips

Edith’s Tits

7 Hamburgers

Mike Drink

Napoli Rodriguez

Fish and Tits

Gary Whelks

Pat du Jour

Sandy Fingerings

Dusty Sequence

FriendlyToffeeBloke

Buttery Ken

Fox Leftovers (x2)

The Anus

Jackie Doritos

Harry Tits

Billy the Pigeon

Honestly Shitfaced

Darren Plunge

Ronnie California

Karen Cobblers

Geoffrey Fire

ITV One

Top Heavy Ken

Comfortable Derek

Patrick Cups

ITV One + 1

Passive Matthew

Keith’s Dick

Yusef Nightmares

Watery Ron

The Cake

The Evil Coin

Tanned Hand

Formally Bernard

50 Shits

Strongly Ron

Intelligence and Turnips

The Bomb Club

Zac Parliament

Gary Venue

Buttery Paul

Long Rodney

Papa Handwash

Ravioli Townsend

Cuba Big Tits Jr

Watery Bill

Slightly Tofu

Indian Suitcase

Ian’s Butter

Meal of Pickles

Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen

Yousef Metabolism

BBC’s The Office

Alison Hedgefund

Christ in Flight

Remote Toby

Sensual Ken

Mr Shite

Swords and Cakes

Dons Crabs

Ken Wok

Todd Nightly

All The Meats

Gradual Henry

Problems and Co

Anal September

Turkey Disturbance

Presently Walnuts

Crackers McKnackers

Brian Harvey’s Xmas

Greetings O’Jesus

Nut 31

Anus of Snow

Wizard of Tits

Vegan Relative

Sprouts McStuffing

X-Factor Final

Greetings From Hull?

Lovely Sprouts

The Sack

Inspector Partridge

Aldi 5-Bird Roast

[there’s more in the photo but sadly they’re cropped]

Kissy Lipsauce

Lacey Bedspread

Tender Gary

Softy Pinkpowders

Strokey McPokey

Ronnie Omelettes

Gary from Admin

Lidl Wayne

Aldi Best

Cedric Latenights

Broccoli Highkicks

Sirius Cockhopper

Bubbles McParty

Mr. Several Businesses

Donny Romance

Ken Rope

Puff Stepdad

Well Done Deborah

Fire Hawk

Valerie Simpleton

The Plasterer

Gary Avenue

I <3 Lids

Slippery Wilf

Alan’s Mam’s Dentist

Pork n’ Pancakes

Ring of Mince

The Carpet Fitter

Burnt Shite

Sausages and Makeup

Seeping Turkey Hidden Baubles

Donny Chestnuts

Paul Pogba’s Sat Nav

Terence Tinsel Jr.

Gifty McWhiffle

Jonny Fondling

Banana in Transit

The Gift of Barry

Chocolates Near Bottoms

Sentimental Craig

Not Now Raymond

The Many Chins of Derek O

Meet Me at Halfords

Brigadier Knickers

Rt. Hon. Nutty Shite

Russ Abbot’s Cape

Dave’s Hand Cream

Paul Blart Falafel Cop

Cupboard of Vests

Agnes Fags (cigarettes, not the slur)

German Ice

Liquorice Mick

The 8th Ron of Luton

That Bloke What Stinks

Ron’s Liquids

Hot Chilli Whistles

Pottery and Nonsense

The Very Long Bag

Dean Gaffney’s Cauldron

Lynn’s Windows

Chad Salad

Gustav Hosiery

Hans Downtrousers

Gerhardt Nightcreeper

Jean Paul BuggerAll

Atem Ben Chinstrap

Myfanwy Mindwallop

Carlos Whispers

H From Steppes