#insomnia is a bitch

[flamingpudding]

Little Snippets #3

"Okay most importantly stay quiet and don't touch anything." Jason commanded as he stealthy snuck into one of Bruce's safe houses that had a weapon stash. "We don't want to trigger an alarm and alert the old man."

"You're saying that to the wrong guy dude. I am Ghost I can't really trigger any of that-" Danny started but was then cut of by Jason.

"Don't touch anything. The old man is paranoid..."

"Again, me ghost, well Halfa." Danny pointed out exaggerating when pointing at his self.

Jason rolled his eyes under his helmet as he turned to break into Bruce's newest safety lock on the weaponry in an attempt to make Jason stop 'borrowing' from him. "We got a deal kid. Don't touch anything."

"Yea, yea, you blow up the likely very illegal governmental GIW facility and help me free the others, and I will agree to meet someone..." Danny mutters, staring at something interesting he kind of really wanted to poke.

"Kid." Jason said warningly, not even needing to look to know Danny was about to touch something he shouldn't.

"Relax." The Halfa waved him of. "I am a ghost. It's not like anything will-"

Alarms started blaring when Danny's finger touched the object of interest, and Jason facepalmed, his hand smacking against his helmet.

[victorygreen8]

I look dead when I wake up in the morning. Literally, I look just like this:

Like a million year old lesbian who went through a bad breakup and is just trying to smile through it and act like she doesn’t care.

[hyperfixiation-station]

Phone Calls (to be renamed)

Trying something new with a dialogue-only fic so let me know what you think :)

Summary: you passed out and your daughter finds you, so of course she calls her daddy to let him know. But first she calls 911, cause you trained her to always call them first

It's all from Laylas pov btw

I wrote this instead of slepeing so forgive any errors

"911 what's your emergency?"

"My M-mommy won't wa-wake up!"

"Oh dear. Take a deep breath for me,okay darlin? Can you tell me your address?"

"M-mommy made my memoize it. [redacted]."

"Okay, thank you so much baby, what can you tell me about your mommy? Did she fall, was she taking anything, maybe something that looks like candy or sugar?"

"I no know! She was sleeping when I came home!"

"Okay baby, that's okay. Take a deep breath. Does your mommy have an owiesz or anything wrong with her?"

"She threw up. She threw up and she's bleeding!"

"Okay, good girl, the paramedics are on the way, you just sit tight and they'll be there soon."

"And my daddy? Is he coming too?"

"Oh I'm afraid I don't know your daddy sweetie, but when the paramedics get there they'll be able to help you find him, okay?"

"No I going to call him!"

"Oh no baby please don-"

"Please pick up daddy, please please please."

"Love now is no' a-"

"DADDY!"

"Layla?"

"Daddy, mommy's hurt!"

"She's what?"

"She's hurt! She was on th' ground when the bus dropped me off and Tommy was sitting next to her and daddy please come home!"

"Okay baby, I'm on my way. Take some deep breaths for me okay? I need you to find mommy's other phone and call 911 okay? Can you do that for me sweetheart?"

"I alrea'y did. The lady said she was coming."

"Oh good job sweetheart, 'm very proud. Do you-"

"Daddy they're here! The man wants to talk to you."

"Give him the phone sweetheart."

"Okay! This is my daddy, he wants to talk to you mister firefighterman."

"Okay thank you little one, why don't you go wait with your brother? He's over by my friend in the living room."

"Sissy."

"Oh don't cry Tommy daddy's coming home!"

"Da-da?"

"Yeah. Daddy's coming home and then eve'ythings gonna...gonna be okay."

"You're a very brave little girl, you know that? Whats your name?"

"My names Lay-la."

"Nice to meet you Layla, my names Jonathan, you'll be hanging out with me till your daddy gets here, is that-oh dear you look like you need a hug. Hey, hey its okay, your okay, you've been so, so brave, you did everything you were supposed to. Shhh, it's okay, you're okay."

"Is my-my m-mommy go-gonna be-gonna be okay?"

"I'm sure your mommy will be fine, and she'll give you lots of hugs and tell you how good you did. Now why don't we get in my truck and I'll take you and, uh, Tommy, to the hospital where we'll wait for your dad, yeah?"

Part 2?

[cats-healing-diary]

Why am I always so tired?

[kamurawaffles5684]

I honestly need Nick Valentine to hug me and tell me that everything is gonna be ok.

[thoughtfulchaos773]

[hush-writes-preg]

Tumblr, I am here for horny content. Why do you keep showing me ads for ugly-ass shoes?

[flowers-of-tenebrae]

there's something about rdm noctis that doesn't sit right with me

like the vibes aren't there. maybe it's cos i can't see him wearing red, let alone a red hat or cape

or maybe it's too fancy and floral and shit

[ilmietitore]

Has anyone ever told you how hot you are?

He's appreciative, dw anon <3

4/5

[satsumassoup]

I can’t sleep again so here’s this I guess

[catmadeofsalad]

Mammon: Goodmorning, MC.

MC: Hey.

Asmodeus: Those are some bad dark circles, MC!

MC: Thanks, my brand is insomnia.

[flamingpudding]

Little Snippets #7

"Awww shit..."

Danny screwed up. He knew he screwed up as he stared at the kid that stared up at him. He could already hear Clockworks lecture. Actually, hold it, that might be a time echo, and Clockwork was already lecturing him somewhere in time.

Danny pinched the bridge of his nose. His first official job as Clockworks aka the Ancient of Time's apprentice and he screwed up.

"Okay, kid... this is what we will do..." He tried to sound calm. He really did. "You give me that medallion back, and I bring you back to that big car where you were trying to steal the tires from? Okay? Okay."

It would be so easy, Danny could just use his powers and take the Medallion, but the problem was, he couldn't. That was a time Medallion and the freaking kid were.... okay, no, Danny did not want to admit that a goddamn street kid outsmarted him, him the apprentice of Time itself! Let alone that a street kid managed to steal that from him in a moment of inattentiveness.

Plus, Danny needed that thing back, to one return to his time and two return to the Ghost Zone without being depended on a portal.

With a sigh, Danny looked up only to find the kid gone. "Oh, you got to be...!"

...

In the present Red Hood aka Jason stared at the support Bruce brought in. He unconsciously scratched the back of his head as he saw the man, a member of Justice League Dark, that seemed ageless. He felt a weird sense of deja vu, but not? It didn't make a lot of sense. His memories definitely felt weirdly jumbled. He glanced at his siblings, wondering if they felt something similar only to find some of them having... similarly confused expressions.

[llyfrenfys]

5:25 am and cannot sleep. I'm just glad it's Sunday and for once this week I don't have to go anywhere

[sinclairmaxwellao3]

And Tonight's Sleepless Night Is Brought To you By...

Rabies.

[lilacwriter07]

Adam has trouble falling asleep, no matter how sleepy he gets he never close his eyes for 2 minutes .

Lucifer thinks it's getting out of hand, offering to knock Adam out . But the panic in his eyes stops Lucifer, Charlie just got off the phone ."Now we wait ."

"Wait ? For what ?"

30 minutes later there was a knock, as Vaggie opens the door getting shoved aside ."Hey !" But seeing Aclima's face made her step backwards ."Dad !" Cain shouts ."We are here !"

"Kids ? Oh hey wait I am coming !" Adam wanted to go downstairs, but Seth with his long legs, was quicker to Adam ."Come on dad ."

Lucifer followed the group with Charlie and Vaggie (who looks like she ate a lemon) . He watches as the children fuss over Adam, putting him to bed and then lay with him .

The snoring started 10 seconds later ."Did you know ?"

"Kinda .. I tell you later come ."

Lucifer smiles as he felt relieved when he saw Adam smile in his sleep .

[30somethingautisticteacher]

It's nearly 4 am here and I can't sleep 😭 fill my asks with all things bucktommy!