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I hated this but i'll post It anyway
Siblings
Mammon, satan, fem!MC, all platonic, probably with a Lot of errors and very ooc, i didn't know How i would write this.
It's been a while since i got here in the Devildom and started living with the brothers, and It serem that they've gotten a liking for me. Which is good, because i've gotten a liking for them too, and that helps after all that passed. But i can't say exactly how they feel towards me, since im way younger than them.
When Diavolo made the list of possible human students he mistook my age for somebody older, and when Lucifer choose the papers he let that slide, so the second exchenge student is a 15 year old girl. All of the demons were extremely surprised at that news and they were a little uncorfortable with my presente for some time, but eventualy everybody got accustomed, and even started to take more of a protective atitude, which took a longe time until i proved It wasn't necessary. Now i just lived in HoL trying not to get arrested after being part of their "adventures".
"Hey mc!"
"Oh, hey Mammon"
"Where are you going?"
"Satan's room, i wanted to see If he got the book i wanted. Wanna come?"
"Yeah sure"
And we walked away. Earlier that month i asked Satan to buy i book for me with the money Diavolo gave me as a present, It was the last book of a series of cursed books that i was super interested and i really wanted to finish, like REALLY wanted.
When we got to satan's room i knocked on his door with a little rhythm and waited him to open his door.
"Who's there- oh hey mc, and Mammon"
"Hi satan"
"Heya"
"What do you need?"
"Remember the book i asked you to find for me? Did you get It?"
"Oh... Sorry, but while i was looking for It i found out that is a extremely rare book, and all the copies have owners"
"Are you serious?"
"Sadly yes."
"Oh...okay then"
"Hey! Dont worry we'll find a copy for you!"
"But satan Just said that all the copies have owners"
"Are you doubting your big brother?"
"Yes of cour- wait, my what?"
"Her what Mammon?"
"Ah.. um... Hmm-"
"Mammon, i know all of us have gotten a affection for her but you dont know If she see us that way too, pra If she is confortable with us referring ourselfs as hers 'big brothers' "
"I wasn't referring myself as her big brother It was Just a way of-"
"I dont mind"
"Ahn?"
"You dont?"
"No i dont! I even find a bit comforting really"
"Ah- see Satan! She dosen't mind!"
"Well, in that case that's good, but even still you should be more careful, stupid mammon"
"Just... This isn't a Lilith related thing, right?"
"..."
Mammon put his hands on my shoulders, in a way to Reinforce what he was going to say
"It is not. You're note Lilith and we dont see you that way. That...." He seemed to consider If he would really say what he was thinking "what i Said wasn't in a bit related to that, dont you worry."
Satan sighed "i know i can't say much but i can say that nobody here see you that way. You're you, and that's enough."
Mammon let go of my shoulder after giving It a reassuring squeeze
"How about we alredy go looking for It hm? Maybe that Will lift your mood!"
"With what money hm?"
"Oh! Erm..... "
"I Will Go with you both, you would need my help to find It anyway."
"Thanks Satan"
"No problem Darling"
"Okay, lets Go!"
And the tree of us left to search for the book. Ata that moment i knew i had another family, one that loved me Just as much i loved them. That made me happy, i wasn't alone, not anymore.
#i really hated this#obey me#obey me mammon#obey me satan#shall we date: obey me#obeyme#obey me swd#obey me mc#obey me female mc
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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the whole tiktok situation is EXACTLY why media literacy and education on propaganda is so important. the notifications about tiktok going down and then coming back use VERY propagandistic language, and with a literal fascist coming into power in the us tomorrow we need to be even more critical of the information we’re consuming and stay on the lookout for political stunts like this
#i hate to be conspiratorial but this is 100000% a publicity stunt for trump#this is scary shit#tiktok ban#tiktok#donald trump#trump#us politics#sorry for all the tags i want this to get a good reach. because this is really important honestly#soliloquies#100<#500<#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k
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So act 3 huh
#arcane#jayvik#caitvi#timebomb#zaundads#*slaps the show's roof* it's incredible how much doom these 2 seasons can contain#sorry for the spelling my phone just hates me#what could have been plays in the background#it's amazing just how much i keep winning i must be god or something#oh didn't tag it properly#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#for all the negatives season 2 had they really delivered some great stuff#the least i can do is shitpost about it
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Rewatching Arcane
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#arcane#league of legends#viktor#jayce talis#my art#AAAH YES THE HEXTECH DREAM#jayvik#the most stupid thing mel medarda did in her life#mel i love you but that was a REALLY BAD DECISION LMAO#A prayer for Viktor F#A prayer for Jayce the Council hate his autism idk
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Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#mcu#gosh I really need to find a good style to draw them#I drew wolverine's face FOUR times cuz I hated the way it looked hhhh#this movie took Hugh Jackman out of one of the boxes in my head and put him in a spinning wheel right in the middle of my brain#my art
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elita pep talk
#transformers one#transformers#b 127#bumblebee#elita one#i want more content of elita and bee#their dynamic would be so funny i think#ur mean aunt who acts like she hates u but she gets u that one really obscure thing u mentioned in passing conversation#i think their relationship can be really sweet#i think bee would geniunly really look up to elita and think shes so awesome#and elita is just like okay this annoying yellow thing follows me around now i guess#(she loves him)#her stupid son that she hates#shes tough on him but she cares...
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here's your fucking feedback @staff
list of problems the removal of icons causes:
i cant see my friends
ruins the sense of community
can't tell at a glance who's online right now and what they're interested in
literally cannot tell without scrolling back up who put a post on my dash if it has a single addition attached to it. or like. 2 paragraphs in the op.
i cant click my own icon at the top of the dash to quickly view my own blog
can't tell who someone used to be if they change their username
squashes the margins between the menu and posts, making the whole dash feel more cramped
ruins the quick visual cue of how long each post is and where it ends when you're trying to scroll past ones youve seen before
people put a lot of creativity and individuality into icons, and now i never see them
makes people who primarily reblog instead of make their own posts all but completely disappear
list of problems solved by removing icons:
?????
who the fuck was asking for this
ive never in my life seen a website or app that has profile pics forcibly HIDE them, so i guess you did it you made the dash unique again in the worst way
here's some more feedback: maybe when you run an a/b test you should, idk, actually have a feedback form people can fill out about it somewhere
#tumblr#tumblr changes#tumblr updates#i hate this and honestly the difficulty in finding a place to give feedback#makes me really sympathize with the people who just cuss staff out all the time
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time
#peter: 'i got bitten by a radioactive spider'#the xmen: '.....what the FUCK are you talking about'#my posts#marvel#spiderman#xmen#he gets targeted by sentinels and is just ?? very confused ???#i also cant stop thinking about how everyone else not in the know definitely thinks spiderman is a mutant too#it really explains why he gets so much hate#its not just because ppl hate vigilantes- its anti mutant sentiment#ALSO they make a big deal of him not letting anyone know hes got powers bc theyll figure out his identity#when really theyd first just assume he was a mutant#which could ruin his life in a very different way
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Tongue Eating Louse and Fish from How Fish Is Made
#Tongue Eating Louse#fish#insect#How Fish Is Made#thank you for your submission!#thanks i really hate this#tw#parasitism#parasite
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Valentines 💌💗
#valentines outfits make me go brrrrrrrrr#I hate being such a sucker#is this what being a simp is like?#this is horrible#these two hos really taking all my money it’s not fair!!! I have so little!!!!#radioapple kiss#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#radioapple#lucifer hazbin#appleradio
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Fiddleford's stress levels doubles with double stans
#Gravity falls#Gravity falls au#Frankenghost au#my stuff#original idea was that fiddleford would actually like being a ghost because it could be really peaceful just floating up into space#and it was gonna be like a memory gun replacement for him. weehee stan being moraly grey#but then i remembered bill is there and he would hate seeing him#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating#not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate#or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested#also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least#txt#scratchpost
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odysseus actually saying the word rape in the song freed me of all the discomfort hold them down made me feel
idk why but it's just so. sexual assault has always been something that should have clear boundaries - and instead, you see the people in power, people who should punish and uphold the law, shift around definitions and wordplay.
as if it isn't a disgusting violation of a person, of their life, of their trust.
metaphors are beautiful, they're my favourite figure of speech. but metaphors, skirting around the topic, when it comes to rape, is what, to me, truly makes that feeling of disgust and discomfort, and yes, even panic, rise.
because the truth is? i know there are people who can excuse and disregard "taking her love and more". not consider it rape. not consider it assault. there are, unfortunately, people who can disregard a metaphor this clear. justify it, even.
but most of those people can't justify the word rape.
I dont know if this makes sense. forgive me if it doesn't. but to me, the intense nausea that hold them down brought about was erased and hell, even comforted, by the rage and protectiveness and bluntness of that one line in odysseus.
jay did a fucking fantastic job.
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#tw sa#rambles#odysseus#hold them down#oh also hold them down? phenomenal song.#i love it#but I also hate how it makes me feel#which really proves how good of a song it is
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#girlblogger#girlblog#girlblogging#buffalo 66#buffalo 66 layla#tumblr girls#im acc so real#i hate this generation#lana del rey#lizzy grant#girl interupted syndrome#soy la princessa#I am js a mystery#I don't really exist
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