#i really did the damned thing w this one huh ladies

[retrospacejelly]

A Western Tension

Pairing: Ex-outlaw!Miguel O’Hara x Fem!Reader

Summary: While eating a homemade meal in what feels like ages, Miguel learns about Y/N’s rocky past.

Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Guns, Mentions of the devil’s tango, typical cowboy things, language

Part: 2/?

Part: 1, 2, 2 1/2, 3

Not proofread

A/N: This is part two of A Western Romance! I had this idea brewing for a while, and character AI helped push the plot!  (Thank you Monstera for letting me expand on the plot!)

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Once inside her small home, she sets the clothes basket by the kitchen table. She pats her hands on her skirt, “I have Chili Verde that’s still warm. That work for ya?” she asks, walking towards the pot sitting over a small fire.

“Yes ma’am” is his reply, walking over to the washbin, wiping them with a cloth draped against its side. He then sits at the table, looking around. He notices the pictures framed on the wall. Your family, it looks like. And, no spouse. He smiles to himself.

His gaze goes over to where Y/N stands over the pot, scooping the meal into a bowl. 

“Smells damn good, sugar.”

“Why thank you.” She pauses after setting the bowl down with a spoon in front of him. “I never did catch your name by the way…”

He gives a nod, just now realizing he never got yours too. He lets out a small cough. 

“It’s Miguel. Miguel O’Hara,” he says. He takes a breath, hoping you don’t recognize the name.

She nods. “O’Hara…Irish father?”

He nods as he takes a spoonful of food. Y/N sits down in the chair next to his, resting her head in her hand. 

“Yeah, him an’ his family migrated hear years before I was born. He fell in love with my mother, a maid on his father’s ranch.”

Y/N smiles softly as he recalls his parents' past. 

“However, I get my physical attributes from my mother’s side. Tall, dark an’ handsome. You know the deal.”

She chuckles at his words, shaking her head. “Yea, handsome. I got that.”

And suddenly, “Bet ya got a nice little wife to run home to then, huh?”. 

…

She covers her mouth, surprised at her sudden comment. Looking at her through his dark lashes, he chuckles quietly.

“You tryin’ to ask me somethin’? But no, Babydoll. I’m as free as a bird. Never really one to settle down.”

“Mn, that’s what my father said. Now he’s living out his days on a nice chunk a’ land. Lovin' up on my mother.”

He takes another bite of food, shrugging.

“He’s one of the lucky ones. Plenty a’ fellas out there that don’t get lucky ‘nough to find a nice lady to settle down with. End up bein’ lonely, and stuck with someone they can’t stand till death do ‘em part.”

Y/N stays silent for a moment, taking in his words. She can’t help but let her shoulders sag.

“Yea, heard that too many times.”

Miguel notices her change in appearance but chooses to not bring it up. “What about you, huh? Got a beau, Sugar?”

She sits up, not meeting his gaze. “Well, I did. But the coward ran off with some Hussy after I pulled a gun on ‘em. Found out real quick that sleeping with another woman was the biggest mistake of his life.”

Well. So much for not bringing it up.

He laughs loudly, amused by your confession. “Someone sure is a real firecracker, huh?”

“How would you feel if the supposed love of your life was beddin’ another? And in your bedroom no less!” She exclaims.

He doesn’t seem fazed by her outburst. “I’d be angry, sure, but I don’t know if I’d go as far as to pull my gun on ‘em for it. I’m not as hot-headed as you, darlin’ “.

She rolls her eyes, “Not all people are lucky to have good looks.”

Miguel gives her a look, his eyes narrowing. “What’s that got to do with any o’ this, Baby doll?”

She looks down, now clasping her hands together. The smooth grooves of the wooden table suddenly became very intriguing. 

“I didn’t really care much about my appearance growing up. My father grew up with no sisters and six brothers, so he was a little lost when it came to raisin’ me. Still wanting to be involved in my life, he raised me like he would a boy, so dresses ‘n frilly lace never piqued my interest.”

She takes a breath, continuing. 

“That no good cheater, Thomas, was a ranch hand for my father and the only other kid my age. We have been pretty much friends since childhood. When we turned eighteen years of age, he professed his love for me and proposed.” She smiles sadly. 

“I was over the moon. I was certain no man would ever look my way, ya know, with the way I dressed and acted. And after…after he cheated and I ran him out my home after I started dressin’ in dresses ‘n bein’ more ladylike, I have yet to find myself a good husband. I put walls ‘round me for a reason. Women don’t like getting their hearts hurt.”

Miguel’s expression softens, wanting nothing more than to hold you close. You poor thing. He thought you were breathtaking. He liked that you could fend for yourself. He reaches for her hand, taking it into his own. She sucks in a breath.

“So, you’re jaded from that. Ya got your walls up, and you expect men to show up and climb over ‘em to try and get to you.”

She laughs, sadly. “None of ‘em try anyhow.” 

“Looks ain’t everythin’ Baby doll. Just cause some fella’s easy on the eyes, doesn’t mean he’s trustworthy. Can’t always judge a man just by lookin’ at ‘em. You gotta give ‘em a chance.

Y/N nods, not pulling away from his touch. “Same goes for us ladies too. Guess word of me pullin’ a gun on an unfaithful man scared the rest off.”

He snorts, tilting his head. “Probably did. Not many men want to tangle with a wildcat like you, honey.”

Wanting to continue the conversation, Y/N closes her mouth, just now realizing how tired she’s become. She smiles. “I’ll show ya’ to your room if you’re done eating.”

Surprised by the sudden change in topic, he quietly nods and brings the now-empty bowl and spoon to a different wash basin where other dishes sit soaking in the water. 

She starts towards the guest bedroom, and he follows close behind her. Stopping in front of a door, she turns to look up at him. 

“Here’s the room. If you need to relieve yourself, there’s a bathhouse just at the end o’ the hall.”.

Miguel opens the door, scanning the room. “Pretty bare, but I guess Il’ do.” he jokes, looking back at her.

Y/N smiles at his joke, but it doesn’t quite reach her eyes. “Glad it works for ya. ‘Night.” she says, turning to retire to her own room. His smile falls, itching to reach out to her. 

“Hold on one second, Lil’ Miss. You ain’t just gonna turn ‘round an’ walk away from now, are ya?”. 

She sighs dramatically, “Oh I usually wouldn’t leave ya on your lonesome, but you have work to do tomorrow. Ya ain’t outta the woods yet.” she replies snarkily.

He smirks. “Oh, I ain’t too worried ‘bout fixin’ up that fence o’ yours. We still got plenty o’ time tonight, Princessa.”. He takes a step forward, leaning in. “Why you tryna avoid me all o’ sudden, hm?”

Y/N’s face flushes, and she can’t meet his gaze. “I jus’ want to retire for the night. Problem?”.

“Ya’ sure ‘bout that, sugar?”

She nods quickly, “Pretty positive.”

He chuckles, shaking his head. “You are on stubborn thing, ain’t ya?”. He leans in more, practically chest to chest with Y/N. She can feel his breath on her lips. His…very…kissable lips…

Without a word, she steps back and turns, quickly walking to her room. Before she shuts the door, he speaks again.

“Where you goin’ darlin’? Weren’t you sayin’ you were aimin’ to get some sleep?”

She lets out a huff. “Yeah, in my room.” The sound of her door slamming shut echoes throughout the hallway.

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[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 434 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made and the collages.)

OK, GONNA GO THROUGH THIS QUICK THIS TIME AND ONLY GONNA SHED LIGHT ON THE PARTS IN THIS CHAPTER THAT CAUGHT MY EYES. 👁👁

Last chapter was CRAZY MAN. WTHHHH

DAMN SHE EVEN HIT HIM WITH THE SMACK 😭😭😭

“GRANDMA CHILL! I SWEAR IMMA BRING YOU CLOTHES NEXT TIME-” 💀💀💀

Um… wtf? 😀

LOOK AT BABY BOY, USING HIS OWN ACTING SKILLS LIKE THAT. 😩😩💓💓💓 Or is he actually crying? Idk, can't tell. Oh, and “Grandma bullied me, mom.” 😐

HOW DOES SHE KNOW CHARLES CHOI??? MF A CELEBRITY AROUND THESE STREETS. Him and Jinyeong both bruv. 😭😭😭 (Also, “Too late mom. Already met him and he attempted to kill me too.” /j Charles Choi and Grandma would make a perfect couple. 😌✨)

Awww, is that baby Daniel? 😭 Also, wait a damn minute. Why does he look like...

I'M SORRY, BUT HE REMINDED ME OF THIS CHEEP CHEEP FROM MARIO KART. B R U H. THEY LOOK ALIKE. 😭😭😭😭

The typos on here. 😅 "Choio" DFJKDSAHFKLSHDSJLKF SORRY. The first time I was reading this, I had to reread because I thought I was crazy for a sec.

DANG, WE'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF NEW CHARACTERS WITH GLASSES RECENTLY. First that ONE HOT LADY from Tiger Job Center, then that ATTRACTIVE DOCTOR who was with Goo, and then NOW A POLICE OFFICER??? PTJ TRYING TO BRING OUT MORE GLASSES REPRESENTATION. 😩💘

UMMMM SIR??? YOU'RE GETTING SHITTED ON. LITERALLY!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

You guys wish you were that cow, huh...? 👀 Yeah, I see you. You can't fool me...

Woah, woah, woah, woah... RUN THAT BY ME REALY QUICK?!?! AYO, WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A HORROR MOVIE? WHAT IS THIS, CHILDREN OF THE CORN? 1922???? 👁👁

Aw shit. Danny boy is gonna get gang.... (banged). SORRY. I CAN'T HELP IT-

OMG DANIEL. BEAT THEM UPPP!!!! 😤😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

Dude. Why did I think this was Zack Lee for a second? 😳😳 (Zack and Gun if they had a child together LMFAO) ALSO THIS NEW GUY IS HOT AF. WHO IS HEEEEEE??? 😩🔥🔥🔥 (And we haven't gotten any naked scenes ever since Samuel, so is PTJ giving us some fan service since Samuel can't do the job right now...? 👀)

WTH IS HE IN A TUB FULL OF SNAKES? N A K E D ? 😳 I mean... if he's into getting his thing bitten- 👀 NAH, NAH, NAH, IM KIDDING, I SWEAR. 😭😭😭😭

I don't blame you if you stared at him for more than a minute.

Omg Daniel embodying his 😵 phase. BUT FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK. THIS MAN IS BACK!!!!! HE'S FUCKING BACCCKKKKK. AEEEUUUUGGHHHHH. HE STILL LOOKS SEXY AF EVEN IF THIS IS JUST A FLASHBACK. 🥴🥴🥴🥴

YOU BET YOUR ASSES, I WILL SIMP OVER THIS MAN. H A R D.

*N S F W M E M E S W A R N I N G*

I DON'T WANNA SPIT, I WANNA GULP. I WANNA GAG, I WANNA CHOKE. I WANT YOU TO TOUCH THAT LIL' DANGLY THING THAT SWING IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS WHEN GUN HAD TO BEAT UP SAMUEL AND TELL HIM OFF. 😭😭😭😭

I can just imagine that horrifying face of his. Smiling so menacingly with those terrifying eyes. Like yessss king, go crazy!!! 😍😍😍

LOOK AT THESE DAREDEVILS. DAAAAAAAMN. TERRIFYING AS HELL. 🤭 DANNY BOY REALLY GOT IT FROM GUN FRFR. (Ugh, like father like son. Daniel could be my son- I mean, what? 😀)

I FUCKING KNEW IT. THIS FOUR EYED MF WAS SHADY FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!! LIKE WHY TF WAS THAT CREEP STANDING THERE BEHIND HIM AND DANIEL, LOOKING LIKE ONE OF THEM PSYCHO NPC'S FROM OUTLAST 2 ????? BRUH GOT ME FUCKED UP. 😤😤😤

Ok, but why does this mf look like a DILF??? HE LOOKS LIKE A MIXTURE OF MANAGER KIM FROM HIS OWN WEBTOON AND ELITE WHEN HE WAS STILL YOUNG. LMFAAOOOOOO (I'm deadass ab this. They're attractive ngl.) AND WHY DO THE VILLAINS LOOK HOT AF? I'M NOT AGAINST IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE PTJ IS INTO SEXY VILLAINS. HE HAS A KINK FOR THEM. AND HE B R E A T H E S THEM. IN AND OUT. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (Update: I guess Kwak Jichang LITERALLY IS a piece of shit. Think about it… 💩)

ANYWAYS, we finna see who these Chungcheon mf's are next chapter. Hopefully, we get to know what the deal is with these people hating on Jinyeong. Bc I STG, IF THIS DRAGS OUT FOR THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS, I’M GONNA LOSE IT. 😠😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

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'Absolutely Obedient Maid' Collection Event: Roger

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(... Ugh, he’s staring so hard at me that it hurts.)

Sitting in his chair, Roger was shamelessly staring at me.

Roger: Say, young lady. What’s with the maid dress? Is it halloween?

Kate: Um…

All the maids at Crown’s castle were off-work on the same day to return home for a visit, so I volunteered this morning to help around as a maid.

Roger: Heh, you’re so kind. Or should I say, stupidly earnest?

Kate: … That “stupid” part was unnecessary.

(But honestly, I didn't expect to be wearing something like this.)

The skirt of the maid uniform I wore was a little too tight.

(This was the only one left though…)

Roger: Did you know, young lady? There's a special rule for maids who work at Crown.

Kate: Special?

Roger: They have to be absolutely obedient to Crown.

Kate: … I’ve never heard of that sort of thing.

Roger: You’re not really a maid, so it’s not surprising that you don’t know.

(I see. So there are still things I’m unaware of…)

Roger: But you’re a maid right now, yeah? That means you have to obey my every request.

(Huh…?)

Kate: Kyaaa…!

Roger hugged my waist and pulled me onto his lap.

Kate: Please put me down…

Roger: No.

He firmly held onto my waist with one arm, all my attempts to escape failed.

(There's too big of a difference between our physiques…)

Roger stared intently at me as we faced each other.

Roger: You still don’t get what I meant, do you?

Kate: What did you mean…?

Roger: Absolute obedience means to be a good girl and follow orders. That’s to say, your thoughts and feelings don't matter.

Kate: T-That’s just selfish! There is no way—

Roger: Be quiet for a moment. I can’t kiss you if you're talking.

Roger: … Don’t bite my tongue, okay?

Kate: Eh… nn… nnn.

My eyes widened the moment he grabbed my chin and pressed his lips to mine.

(... W-why is he…)

I tried pushing against his chest, but it was no use.

Just when I started feeling breathless, Roger pulled his lips away with a slight noise.

Kate: Nn…

He pushed his thumb into my mouth.

I felt a sweet feeling bubbling in the pit of my stomach as he stroked my forehead.

Roger: … You’re tearing up. Unfortunate for you, that’s not going to work on me.

Kate: Fuu…

Roger: Some kind of maid you are. What an erotic facial expression you’re making…

He fumbled with the ribbons on my chest and pushed his knee between my legs.

Kate: Ahh…

Roger: Hm? Are you wanting this?

Kate: I… don’t…

The moment I let out a long breath, Roger stopped and let me off his lap.

(Eh…?)

Roger: Let’s stop at that… yeah?

Roger: You should fix your dishevelled appearance and change into something more comfortable.

(Huh?)

(By any chance…)

Kate: Were you trying to warn me about the dangers of wearing this outfit…?

Roger: …

Roger: Ahahahaha! You’re so naive, young lady.

Roger: I merely wanted to kill time and also the sight of you made me want to eat you up.

Kate: … Eat me up?

Roger: If you want me to eat you, I’ll gladly hold you as long as you want.

(Some kind of person he is!)

Trying to justify his selfish actions was a huge mistake on my part.

Kate: That’s enough! Now if you’ll excuse me.

Roger: Ah, also—

Kate: …?

Roger: This workplace values the freedom of every individual. There is no such rule as “absolute obedience”, so don’t take what I said earlier to heart.

Kate: !

(D-Damn it!)

After Kate had left the room, Roger grinned.

Roger: … This girl is seriously so cute in every way.

[beholdingbenevolence]

[HITHER] Us Against the World

"THAT is our SON?!"

Alone in their room together, Lady Fate and Depranir were discussing their current predicament… A new youth, grown in appearance but not in experience; one born from their blood and the darkness of what they saw as a parasite… Fate's tone in her words pierced Depranir into his heart, what he felt was a sort of attack upon both him and their child. His posture would flinch, a soft gasp escaping his mouth as he processed his beloved's reaction.

"I- I know that it was due to circumstance but- But he is still of our own bloodline…!"

"And you are willing to forget what EXACTLY it was that brought him here in the first place?"

"That does not mean he inherits its will! He came out of that egg clueless and innocent, fresh into the world not unlike other new youth!" There was no disturbance to his stance on this matter. Depranir kept his ground, heart pounding in both worry and fear. "He is still a CHILD; we have our responsibility to raise him as one of our own!" Lady Fate crossed her arms, her posture tilting slightly as she leaned onto her left side. Some things don't change with him, huh? It made her wonder why he even was given his old name in the first place, even if he did discard it later on. Was he even in his right mind saying all that? This new youth came from a hive mind beast!

"Depranir. Are you really willing to let yourself die on this hill? Just for something that could spell doom the minute our backs our turned? Do you even hear yourself right now?" Fate's gaze became daggers as her eyes looked right into the other's. "You may have had your points; we would not have lasted much longer had it not been for Pavavorey. But-"

"There are no buts!" With fists clenched, his voice elevated. "I am not going abandon our son just because of how he came to be and what it was that gave birth to him! The moment we let ourselves become consumed by this fear and uncertainty is the same moment we guarantee that what we fear will come to be!" Depranir's stance became firm. As much as it hurt for him to even reach this point of conflict… His beloved was overlooking so much. Why would their new son be damned just because of his surrogacy? Why should he be condemned to distrust and suspicions just because he bears resemblance to the beast that easily took out the colony's best soldiers in one swoop? He still holds Vegalian blood within him!

"I will NOT let your distrust lead us into a sort of self fulfilling prophecy!" Depranir would approach the door- "And if you aren't willing to let yourself be a mother and at least tolerate him, then so be it." -and slam it behind him. He would rest upon it, letting out a harsh, shaken sigh as the intensity of the confrontation would begin to gradually leave him. Why is it always that, whenever he had his concerns, no one would be willing to even listen to him? His hands would reach for the hood of his cloak, about to raise it over his head… Hiding himself within…

"Touch crowd, huh?" …Only to be stopped as another voice entered his hearing.

Depranir's gaze looked around before landing upon who was standing right next to him. It was Vyson.

"Wh- W- How- How long have you been there…?!"

"Long enough to hear everything." Vyson would give Depranir a quick tilt of the head, gesturing the other to follow him down the hall. The newly made father exhaled as he wrapped himself more into his cloak, the hood slightly around his head.

"I… I wanted to… I-I wanted her to be on my side. I thought she'd… She'd try and understand."

"She's Velvettan, do you really think it'd be that easy to sway her?" Knowing how many times the Vanguard have been invaded time and time again, he didn't blame Lady Fate for being so steadfast with her viewpoint. Seeing how much that clashes with Depranir's open heart? It's no wonder that such an edge would wound who is pretty much one of the most sensitive people of the Crimson Tartarus.

Though, as it has been proven, sensitivity does not equal weakness.

"Listen. Depranir. I'm not gonna argue with ya. Plus, you hold more weight to it than she does."

Vyson would receive a surprised look from the other. He… Agreed with him? Depranir had to take a moment to even find the words to say. And when he did…

"You… Were the one that warned everyone of what was coming. And… You're with me?"

A short yet hearty laugh escaped Depranir's charcoal companion. "Let's just say you've rubbed off on me in more ways than one. If Fate's not gonna take the time, I'll pick up the slack. B'sides, I've heard the kid's warmed up to ya."

It almost felt hard to believe… But, if Vyson was willing to help raise his son… Depranir had no idea how else to respond. But yet, he could still feel deep gratitude.

The two would eventually find themselves at a balcony overlooking the foyer. The former's eyes would land upon a lone figure roaming around below them. It was said new youth, endlessly curious about the world around him. He looked to be wearing some of his father's spare clothes, too. An inquisitive hum escaped Vyson as he looked upon the other…

"That's him, eh?"

"Yeah… That's him."

"He already takes a lot after you, you know?"

"Does he…?" Depranir would tug his hood a bit in response, a soft laugh being let out. "Well, I… I just want him to have the support he needs. It doesn't feel fair to either of us if I… Didn't take up the mantle of being his father."

"Does he have a name yet?"

"Ah- Um- Uh… No… Not yet."

Vyson let out a hum, taking a better look at the youth. Even freshly hatched, he still showed a lot of strength and potential… Strength in body and mind. He's able to walk with ease at this point and, from what he's overheard, the young one was able to understand Vegalian right from birth. This was a powerhouse in the making…

"…Goliath." Depranir looked to Vyson as soon as the latter spoke again. "The kid has a lot going for him already. Feels fitting."

The former would repeat the name to himself, a finger going to his chin in thought. It rolls off the tongue, it does feel fitting… But it is that very reason that made Depranir a little unsure. It almost felt… Similar to his old name; a name associated with power. Would the young one even accept such a name?

"I would have to bring it up to him… If he likes it, then… Then he'll be known as Goliath from that point onward."

[cirilla-fiona-riannon]

Ikemen Sengoku (JP)

Kicho's Main Story Chapter 2 Part 1

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Translation under the cut.

After Kicho left, another subordinate came to show me my room.

(Ugh, I'm so tired.)

As soon as I entered, I took advantage of the room's privacy to lie down on the tatami mats and relax my tense and stiff body.

(To think he almost allowed me to go to his business meeting一Ugh! I screwed up pretty hard.)

(How many guns did he buy? What is he going to procure next? That's the kind of information we need.)

I remember Mitsuhide saying I should be more careful acting like a spy.

(To avoid failing, don't step in recklessly, and don't act on your emotions.)

(I've broken it pretty badly, but I got a small glimpse of Kicho's goal.)

------------Flashback------------

Mai: “I think conflicts will happen if more people get their hands on weapons.”

Kicho: “That is my goal.”

Kicho: “I’ll incite the forces of various regions and disturb Japan. This trading post is for that purpose.”

Mai: “A lot of people are going to die.”

Kicho: “…………..”

Kicho: “It’s a necessary sacrifice.”

---------Flashback Ends---------

After hearing his words, it sounded like his goal was not to defeat the Oda forces.

He wanted something much bigger than that, something that would disrupt the very country we were living in.

(One other thing that bothered me was the pause he made.)

(I wonder what he was thinking right before he said it was a necessary sacrifice.)

(If I could just talk to him a little and know everything about him, I wouldn’t have a hard time right now.)

Mai: "Alright!"

I sat up and rubbed my sore calf lightly under my kimono.

(Yeah, I can still move. I need to start doing my chores.)

Maid: "Are you sure you're okay?"

Mai: "Yes, of course. Sitting still actually makes me feel restless."

Maid: "Really? Well, then, I'll leave it to you."

Maid: "Lord Kicho is out of the house right now, and we don't have any visitors, so I wanted to clean up the furnishings."

Mai: "Okay! Leave it to me."

As I left the room, I called out to a maid passing by and got a job.

(Perfect. Now, I look like a maid.)

(After what happened earlier, it's probably best not to approach Kicho again today.)

(Good thing he's not here right now.)

And so I began to explore the trading post, pretending to be a maid working hard at cleaning.

(This one looks really expensive.)

I lightly tap a finely decorated vase in the hallway with a duster.

Like the guest room, the inside of the hall was furnished with luxurious-looking furniture that was probably imported abroad.

(The maid already said it, but there’s almost no dust on the floor. I guess it's cleaned every day.)

(Like Kicho, this trading house doesn't have any openings at all.)

(That means the important documents are kept in a safe place. For example一)

???: "Miss, that's dangerous."

Mai: "-----!"

(W-Who is it!?)

???: "I'm sorry. It wasn't nice of me to call you out so suddenly."

???: "You were preoccupied, so I got curious."

Mai: "You got curious?"

???: "Yes. Also, that vase is pretty expensive as far as the decoration goes."

???: "I've never seen someone hit it so hard like that with a duster."

Mai: "I-I'm sorry!"

(I didn't realize I was putting too much force on it.)

(I almost left this trading house because of this damn vase.)

Mai: "Um, thank you for the warning."

After thanking him, I look up at the man in front of me again.

He has brown skin and magnificent silver hair, giving him a unique air different from Kicho's.

His red eyes, reminding me of a pomegranate, are faintly narrowed.

Shojumaru: "Sorry for the late introduction. I'm Shojumaru."

Shojumaru: "I'm a trader. I often come here."

Mai: "I see. My name is Mai, and I got here today for my apprenticeship."

Shojumaru: "Lady Mai, huh? And what are you doing now?"

Mai: "Well, as you can see, I'm cleaning."

Shojumaru: "I didn't mean that."

Shojumaru: "You were thinking pretty hard about something, so I thought maybe you have something else you want to do."

Mai: "------!"

Shojumaru's words almost made my face scrunch up.

Somehow holding back, I pulled the hand holding the duster in front of my chest.

Mai: "I was just worried I'd get lost here."

Mai: "I was trying to remember the route I took so that I could at least return to my room properly."

Shojumaru: "I see."

Shojumaru: "As I said before, I often come here, so if you have any questions, just ask."

Mai: "Okay, thank you!"

(He's such a nice guy.)

I got a little defensive, but all he just wanted to do was to make sure I didn't drop the vase.

Maybe he just asked the question simply out of concern.

Mai: "By the way, are you here for some business?"

Mai: "If you want to see Kicho, he went to the port a while ago."

Shojumaru: "Port?"

He asked me curiously.

Mai: "Yes. So, if you're looking for Kicho一"

Kicho: "I'm listening."

Mai: "That's right. Wait, what!?"

I took a step back, startled by Kicho standing beside me.

Mai: "Are you done with your work?"

Kicho: "No, it got pushed back to a later date. Apparently, the captain is not feeling well."

Mai: "I see."

Kicho: "Shojumaru. If you need me, I'll be in my room."

Shojumaru: "No, it's okay. I'm just here to pick up something."

Shojumaru: "More importantly, Lady Mai there seemed to have something to say."

Mai: "Huh?"

Kicho: "Oh, what is it?

Mai: "No. I didn't一"

Shojumaru: "She's worried that she might get lost because this place is too big."

(Shojumaru!?)

Still flustered by what was happening, I watched on, not wanting to interrupt, as Kicho nodded in agreement.

Kicho: "I see. Then, Mai."

Mai: "Yes?"

Kicho: "Follow me. I'll show you around."

Mai: "You don't need to do that! I'll just ask the other maids."

(I just decided earlier that I shouldn't approach him.)

Shojumaru: "Lady Mai, I don't think you need to hold back."

Shojumaru: "This is also a job of the head of this place. Right?"

Kicho: "Yeah. You also need to keep this information in your head."

Mai: "I guess."

(I can't say really say no. I never expected he'd care like this.)

Shojumaru: "Good luck with your work."

After Shojumaru left, I followed Kicho as he showed me around the trading post.

Kicho: "That's all for the first floor."

Kicho: "There are a few rooms for visitors, but for the most part, they are reserved for those who work in this building."

Kicho: "You will be using them every day. Remember that."

Mai: "I understand. Still, this place is very spacious."

Using a piece of paper and a brush that Kicho gave me, I jotted down the floor plan of the building.

(This is the kitchen, and this is the room I was shown earlier.)

(From there, down the hallway, near the doorway, is the guest room, and further back is the hall.)

Mai: "Oh..."

(I need to put some ink on this.)

(Using a brush as a writing tool is pretty inconvenient.)

I dipped the tip of the brush into a small portable inkstone and slid the brush onto the paper again while Kicho stared at me as I repeated this several times.

Mai: "Sorry to keep you waiting."

Kicho: "It's okay. Have you never used a brush that much?"

Mai: "Yes. I've been in that kind of environment all my life."

Mai: "If only there was a brush that never ran out of ink, it would be useful in this situation."

Kicho: "You're right. If I had a ballpoint pen right now, I'd lend it to you."

(What?)

My hand stopped after hearing something unexpected.

(What did he just say?)

I was wondering if I should mention it, but before I could, he spoke up.

Kicho: "By the way, Mai."

Mai: "Y-Yes. What is it?"

Kicho: "Shojumaru told me earlier that you were cleaning up."

Kicho: "I already told you that you don't have to do anything today. Why were you wandering around the building?"

Mai: "That's..."

Mai: "I was rude to you earlier. I didn't want you to fire me, so I decided to help."

Kicho: "You already said that earlier. Does it bother you that much?"

Mai: "Yes. If I get kicked out on my first day, I don't know how to face everyone back home."

Mai: "Well, going home might not be the right way to describe it."

Kicho: "..............."

Kicho nodded a little, perhaps satisfied with my response, and started walking down the hallway again.

I took it as a sign that the tour was back on track and followed him.

When we reached the end of the second floor without any particular conversation, he stopped.

Kicho: "The second floor is basically used for guests, document storage, etc."

Kicho: "I'll skip this part since you won't be using it much, but just keep this in mind."

Mai: "Okay. What about this room?"

Kicho: "This is my room. Never enter it for any reason."

With that, he put the key into the door’s keyhole and turned it firmly.

Kicho: "Wait here for a moment."

(So this is his room. There are no guards, but it's always locked.)

(I bet there are tons of important things in there.)

(I'm curious, but I can't get near it.)

Is it because of the lock or my feelings?

The door, supposed to be only one wooden board, looked like a thick iron plate, keeping me away.

I patiently waited as I was told, hearing only small noises, until Kicho came out of the room holding a small wooden box.

Kicho: "Sorry to keep you waiting."

Mai: "No, it's okay. What's that?"

Kicho: "It's called perfume. It's a fragrance you can put on yourself by spraying the liquid inside."

Kicho: "I prepared it as a gift for you."

(Perfume, huh?)

(This must be expensive in this era. So why the hell would he give me this?)

He didn't even comment on my surprised expression as he handed me the box, which I opened at his urging gaze.

Mai: "Oh..."

Immediately, an elegant and distinctive sweet aroma wafted through the air.

Kicho: "It's an item made abroad. In some places, the fragrance is considered part of one's appearance."

Kicho: "It's important to make a good impression, so I always order everyone to wear this when dealing with VIPs."

(It's amazing they made this thing at this time.)

Mai: "Thank you. I appreciate it."

Kicho: "Yeah. Well, this is the end of the tour."

Kicho: "This time, you can rest in your room."

Kicho only said that and walked away in response to the voice of his subordinate who called him.

That evening

After eating my dinner, I returned to my room and lay on the futon.

Mai: *sigh*

Mai: "Finally, it's night."

I didn't know how this day would end, but I'm glad I completed my first day as a spy.

(Meeting Shojumaru and learning about the layout of this place was nice.)

(Although I think Kicho has become even more mysterious.)

------------Flashback------------

Mai: "If only there was a brush that never ran out of ink, it would be useful in this situation."

Kicho: "You're right. If I had a ballpoint pen right now, I'd lend it to you."

---------Flashback Ends---------

(I'm pretty sure I heard him say "ballpoint pen" at that time.)

(But there's no way he could've known that.)

I gently took out the handkerchief I tucked away in my pocket.

I left my bag and other stuff behind to avoid suspicions, but somehow I felt uneasy about that, so I brought this one thing.

Unlike the towels of this era, this handkerchief has a pleasantly fluffy feel to it.

(I probably just imagined it because I was feeling nostalgic.)

Mai: "I need to pull myself together."

I said it aloud to encourage myself and sat up, reaching for the small perfume Kicho gave me.

The slightly cloudy-colored glass bottle with a unique design showed it had crossed a distant sea to get here.

(I feel like I don't fit in here.)

When I took the lid off and lightly dabbed it on my handkerchief一

Clack!

Mai: "-----!"

I opened the door a little to peek at the end of the dimly lit corridor and saw a white cloth with a fuzzy outline fluttering.

(Kicho? What's he doing here at this hour?)

(I might be able to get some information. I need to follow him!)

Mai: "H-Huh?"

I followed Kicho, keeping my distance, as he walked out of the building and toward the town.

(Damn it, I lost him.)

(Anyway, I should go home一Hm?)

(I think I just heard something.)

I listened carefully and heard voices talking from around the corner.

Man's voice 1: "Three Matchlocks. I'll pay you in advance."

Man's voice 2: "Yeah, okay. Then, tomorrow morning."

(Matchlock? Wait, that's a type of gun!)

(So, they're talking about weapons?)

I tried to step toward the voices to listen a little more carefully, but一

???: "Mai."

Mai: "Mhmp!?"

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Good Day For It Thugs x Reader || Headcanons

Topic: Smut HC's.

Including/Warnings:

Dale Acton: Mild dub con with (Love/Hate kinda thing+restraining you) and public sex+masturbation.

Norman Tyrus: Cockwarming and shower sex.

Wayne Jackson: Necessary use of boner pills, masturbation (and getting caught), public sex kink, and possession/sort of manipulation through sex.

Wayne's is a doozy, not gonna lie 😅 They're all good though XD

Dale Acton:

One thing that happens a l o t, is that Dale annoys you into hate sex. Hear me out here: Dale can be annoying as hell, and lot of the time- he means to be. He thinks its so fucking fun, and you're so fucking cute when you're annoyed at him. He pokes the bear as much as he can, picking on you and nudging you and just in general making himself a hUGE NUISENCE, until you give in and start snapping at him ('Would you shut up??'). Then arguing with him ('Baby, come on, hey- I was just fucking around a bit with you!- ' 'Don't you 'baby' me right now, Dale- '). Then finally you go to swat him or even wack him on the shoulder, because he is JUST THAT INFURIATING, with that perpetually amused dumbass grin on his face even when you're yelling at him, and he shoves you against the wall ('Watch it, babe, you're playin' with the big boys now'). Or pins you to the bed ('You like that? Huh? you like gettin' held down like you're nothin'?'). Or just holds your arms still by the wrists away from him ('Careful... you wouldnt wanna hurt me, would you babe?'); still with that FUCKING SMILE ON HIS DAMN FACE--

He teases you some more, liking the way you struggle, then somehow you two are making out and you're undoing his belt and you're wet as fuck, or you're making out and he's still holding you down but he grinds into you like an evil horny gremlin, or he forces your face into the bed and you clutch the sheets, or-

Look, you get the point. Moving on-

Dale is not great at using his mouth. He can kiss perfectly fine but when he gets down there, its really just... wet. But he can be taught! And he's eager to try (he loves your cunt/cock!) so, uh... *shrugs* yeah. You can pretty much mold him into the perfect cocksucker/cunt licker. Did I say that??... yes I did. Welp-

This man a l w a y s gets a boner when you spoon. He just cant handle it, having your cute ass so close to him.

Sort of an add on to the last dot point- DALE WILL TOTALLY FUCK YOU IN A MOTEL BED WITH NORMAN AND WAYNE IN THE ROOM ASLEEP. THIS MAN HAS N O CHILL. He begs until you give in, just going 'we'll be quiet. come on, just let me stick it in baby. just the tip. i promise. no one'll know. i'll be quick. i gotta- '

Sexting. You two totally sext, and have phone sex. Send him a pic while he's out 'working' with the guys and he'll have to make his way to the nearest bathroom soon-as; locking the public restroom door behind him like an asshole, leaning back on it, pulling out his dick and calling you up so you can talk him through it.

Norman Tyrus:

Soft Dom. Soft Dommmm!!! Like, he's controlling- you are his baby girl and he's the boss here ('I'm in charge here, not you, sorry sweetheart.')... but he's really nice to you XD Loves praising you. 'Sweetheart take it slow, we got some time... ', 'Fuck... you're so damn cute like that.', 'Y'think you can do that again?... I ain't done with you, pretty thing', 'Shit- Did I tell you I love you today?', 'Come on baby, I know you got some more in you. You're doing so fucking good.', 'Thaaaats it... such a good little cocksucker.', etc.

On an even softer note- Norman. Hates. PDA. Sorry ladies and gents (and all y'all in between and outside the regular gender norms), but the last thing he wants is to have any of the guys (Or anyone, really), seeing him - or you, - in such a gentle state. But that just makes your time alone all the better and more intimate between you. You're the only one who gets to see him like that. This, big, mean, scary crime guy is only ever soft and gentle and sweet, alone with you.

Okay now back to the sex-

You. finish. first. Every time. He makes it his business to make sure you, his doll, cum's good first thing.

One thing Norman is definitely into- is cockwarming. He's a busy man but he doesn't want to neglect you, so why don't you keep him company? God, the first time he suggests it ,its very clear its not his first time; That this is something he brings to every relationship. You're just moping on the couch in his office while he does paperwork, flicking through a book or playing game son your phone, when Norman sighs and separates from his desk enough to make room for you in his lap. 'Cmere'. When you round the desk and see his cock out, you go bug-eyed, but he is so?? completely?? without shame?? So straight-faced with that monster dick out and half-hard on his lap? Its a completely undeniable look for him, and you were turned on immediately seeing him like that, and you took your seat.

So you sit, milking him for upwards of an hour while he does his work; even makes and takes calls with you nestled around him. He remains hard the whole time.

Shower sex!! Sometimes shower time is the only private time the two of you have alone together (But y'all do it when you're perfectly alone and have time, too), and, honestly?? He loves seeing you naked. I don't care if you're skinny, fat, muscly or somewhere in between, he l o v e s how you look. He cant get enough. And he's not shy about his own body, either.

Shower sex isn't just needy, desperate rutting with Norman. Its slow, its him appreciating your body and you kissing all over him. Its staying in there until the water gets cold. ... then some desperate rutting and fucking you into the wall.

Wayne Jackson:

First of all, you must give him a warning at least 45 minutes prior. The man needs to take his boner pills! But I dunno, maybe its just me and my having mostly old man F/O's but I think thats kinda endearing, in a way XD

A lotta the time your sexcapades (Yes i just said that) involve watching TV and waiting for 'it to happen' (The pills to kick in), and then- 🤣🤣 And then- 🤣- Wayne will go like 'woah- alright up & attem, honey, we're ready to go, hop on'. XDDDD Sexy, huh??? XDD 😂😭

Of course, the other way that this could go is that you spend a good chunk of time with foreplay. Now, Wayne's lazy, and an ass, but I do think he likes a little foreplay. Especially if he can just sit back with you in his lap giving him kisses and rolling your hips all-needy against him- and, of course, if he can tease you.

AND- OH BOY THE TEASING. Okay okay okay. His voice gets growlier the more turned on he is. You didn't think it was possible, but it does.

Oh my god, he LOVES. TO CATCH. YOU TOUCHING YOURSELF. He could be in such a foul mood getting home from 'work', but the moment hears that??? Or walks in and sees you?? You've never seen the bastard so pleased XD Something about the fact that this isn't for him, the fact that he wasn't meant to be there, wasn't meant to know about this-- makes this creepy old man feel young again. Like, no need for a pill. He's good. 'Well wouldja look at that... Ready to go, honey?'. But lorddddd, could you imagine that man walking in on you like that?? That shit-eating grin? 'Ooh, now what's that you're watchin?', '... 😏watcha got under the covers there, sweetheart?', 'well damn, am I late to the party?'.

Sort of the same thing as one of Dale's dot points- but Wayne h a s b e e n k n o w n to get frisky in the same room that the others are sleeping in. He's not gonna full on fuck you, because this is way less about his sexual pleasure and more about his cruel nature (He loves to put you in Situations. It is so fun for him.). So it'll be him feeling you up, or him throwing an am over your waist from behind and fingering you. The important part is 'you better stay silent, sweetheart, or everyone's gonna know what a naughty little thing you are.'

Okay. A bit of a feelsy one here.

Wayne definitely gets jealous and possessive. If someone else (Especially someone better then him. Don't get it twisted, the man knows he's a no-good loser. Usually he doesn't mind... but he still resents people who have got their shit together), someone taller, or younger, or richer, or nicer- pays attention to you, Wayne gets spiteful. And bitter.

And then when you two are alone again he gets kind of... uhhh... full-on. Sex with Wayne is never all that serious- and even if it is, a it of humour is never too far away. But in times like these he is t o t a l l y serious, and honestly?? A lot better then he usually is. He really steps it up. You suspected that he had to be better then he seemed, he sure was old enough to be, but you didn't know he could kiss you like this. You didn't know he could eat you out or suck you off- at all. You didn't know he knew about that one Spot.

You learn a lotta things about what he knows how to do, and how he's just being lazy and greedy most of the time.

He finally shows you his real game, because he wants to prove to you he's the one you want. Pull out the big guns, he figures, and you'll stick around.

... oh and finally. i'm pretty sure he has a breeding kick of some description. do not let this man get you pregnant; he will not pay child support.

[artem-wing-wife]

MR. STREAMER ALERT! || CP.2

" W-What... What do you mean by that? " Tighnari stutter.

" Well, I know that you are having a crisis, and I'm just lending a hand. You know, helping you with money? ", Cyno smiles.

Tighnari tries to compose himself then say, " I don't need your money. Besides, I can find them all by myself " he slightly push Cyno and hand over the unfinished bento.

" Oh, come on now! " Cyno annoyed, " Is this because I told you a bad joke? "

" Partly, yes. But also, no. " Tighnari then start swinging himself. " I can't just accept your money, it's not like I'm disabled making me can't find my own money. I like being independent even though it makes my life hard " he slightly smile.

" So, you have issues huh? "

" That's was uncalled for, mister " Tighnari then stare at the man. " Don't you have other things to do? "

" Well, I have been waiting for how long... " Cyno starts calculating and show Tighnari with his 7 fingers up, " 7 months to talk to you. I can't just let this opportunity slipped! "

" What actually do you want from me? "

" I want you to stay by my side ", Cyno calmly say.

" The hell? That's sounds like a cheap confession to me ", Tighnari laugh, thinking it was a joke.

" Well, it is kinda cheap, but! I really meant it! If you stay by my side, I'll pay you. A week, with 100K Mora, is that enough? ", Cyno proposed.

" WHAT?! ", Tighnari screamed and fell of the swing. " Excuse me, but how did you get that much money from?! OnlyFans?! "

" Bold of you assume I do OnlyFans, love. I'm a big streamer, that's how I get my money from " Cyno wink.

" B-But... Why me? "

" What? It is obviously because you have such beautiful face, that smart brain of yours and of course, your personality. I like how you always turn people down. It turns me on " Cyno smiles.

" You are sure a weird one, Cyno "

" So, what do you say? "

" I think you are just going to use me for my body. And yeah, I don't know what to say about that yet though "

Groaning, Cyno face palming himself. " Don't you see? I am just trying to give benefits of being my partner "

" But we never date though. It's not even an official thing "

" Oh fucking Jesus Christ, come onnnnnnn "

" I afraid, I have to say no "

" God dammit! Why are you being difficult?! "

" And why are you being weird?! "

The two of them both screaming at each other then one of the neighbor just scream at them to stop the fight.

" Gosh! You youngsters go to bed! Fuck each other and shut the fuck up! There's people trying to sleep here! " The lady slam her window.

Silent, Tighnari just blush after what the lady said while Cyno just smirking at him.

Cyno grab Tighnari by his hand and put him up on his shoulder like a teddy bear.

" Ah! W-What the hell are you doing?! ", Tighnari kicking air.

" Getting you to my bed, obviously " Cyno smirks.

" I-I I do not consent this behavior! "

" Oh come on, I'm just joking. Come to my apartment first, then we talk about the contract "

" But you can just let me down! " Tighnari then bite Cyno's upper neck.

" D-damn! Stop doing that! My house is near here! Just let me carry you around! "

" Nah! I can walk myself! Stop treating me like a child! " Tighnari again, bite the other place.

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In the end, Tighnari was carried to Cyno's penthouse. He actually shocked how rich Cyno is.

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" Master... Cy...no? Who is that with you? " A personal butler curiously look at the annoyed Tighnari.

" He's kidnaping me! Please help kind sir! ", Tighnari pleading.

" Oh? Master Cyno, did you kidnap this young man? "

" Certainly not. Now, will you excuse us, I have words to talk to him " Cyno open up his door and look back at the butler " If my mother know about this, you will be fired "

In fear, the butler just aggressively nod.

" Good.. "

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[ SLIGHT NSFW ]

Cyno then throw Tighnari to his bed which made the man yelp. " Ah! The fuck!? "

" You sit there, let me see the hardwork you did on me ", Cyno then look on the mirror which his neck filled with hot red bite marks. He touch them and look at it satisfied. He turns to Tighnari and smirks at him. " You wanted me so bad, that's you starts giving me hickeys, Nari my love? "

" I.. I did that because you didn't let me go! I swear I did that because I want you to give up on me! " , for the first time, Tighnari look defenseless, like a little fennec under the jackal wrath. " I.. Please don't do anything to me "

[ NOTE: I'LL SAY THIS ONCE, BUT TIGHNARI IS A GREAT ACTOR! SO YEAH, HE JUST PRETENDING TO BE THE PREY HERE. I MEAN, HE'S A GENIUS AFTER ALL ]

Seeing Tighnari almost cry, he then look at him lovingly. " Well, then, I am sorry. I didn't mean to do anything to you, I'm just teasing you "

" Well, that's a bad tease! I want to go home! " he then take his bag on and tries to leave the room but somehow the door locked. " Wait.. why is it locked "

" Pftt.. ", Cyno laugh. " It's not locked, dummy. You just didn't do it right ", he walk to Tighnari and open the door himself. " See? "

Relieved, Tighnari then slowly walk out, watching Cyno who is walking with him.

" So uh, sorry, maybe I overreacted, here's my number. I can't give you the answer for it. It sounds like a Sugar Daddy-Baby relationship to me "

" It is " Cyno again look at Tighnari " But once you are mine, I will never let you go "

" What a freak you are. The fact we are in the same age, I don't know what to say " Tighnari then open the main door just to see rain outside.

' now, how the fuck it suddenly raining. For God sake .... I'm so tired of this bullshit '

" You want to stay for the night? ", Cyno suggest.

" You are not going to do anything to me... right? " Tighnari making sure.

" Obviously, of course not. I'm trying to get your trust first, and then, I want to devour your heart out "

" Man, you are kinky one. Hope I wouldn't fell for someone like you... " Tighnari softly say to himself.

" I heard that, you silly little kitsune "

" I'm a fennec, not a kitsune "

" Ok... foxxy... "

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I'm feeling kinky, so yeah, HAHAHHA

Chapter 1

[tsuki-sennin]

You may have noticed that this watchthrough of King-Ohger has been dead for... months. There's a multitude of reasons for this. Mainly that I keep forgetting or I've been too focused on other things or some game came out, or... I fell off big time.

That is why starting today, I will be rectifying that extensively!

A three-part adventure! Spiders Jeremy allegedly betrays his closest friends! Rita meets their predecessor! We meet Jeramie's hot spider mom! All this and more on Spoilers I guess!

So uh... Spoilers, I guess...

-Oh yeah, I left on this cliffhanger, huh?

-Nooooooo

-"How dare you..."

-Everyone is dead.

-Everybody is comatose in the intro, Jesus fuck

-Gerojim.....

-Evil bug ladies have a tendency to be distressingly hot, so Hilbil frightens me

-"Well, now~! It was you, hmmm?" Jeramie says, barely holding his rage.

-Ohhhhhhhh, straight up holding him back.

-OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS HELL DIMENSION

-Goddamn Jesters.

-Jingoist Ignition.

-The Lady Leech strikes.

-...I wonder if she's meant to evoke a succubus?

-Jesus this is messed up

-Misapplied patriotism.

-Sooooo, Jeramie... whaddya doin' up there?

-He loves that planet.

-"Wanna help me out~?"

-The clock strikes high noon in the kingdom of Shugoddam. In the dungeon, Gira steps forth to Captain Douga's cell, placing a lantern just in front of the bars.

-Ohhhh...

-"We NEED you!"

-"...oops? Oh well, you can handle it. I know you can :)"

-Their qualifications left on their chairs.

-"Ohsama Sentai Kingohger..."

-"Hiiiiiiiiiiii~!"

-JERAMIE?????

-"I am Jeramie Idmonaarok Ne Brasieri, last of my great line, son of a hero and a gentle-hearted woman, King of the Bognaarok, and the greatest of the Ohsama Sentai! And you can all suck it!"

-What the hell is your game here, Jeramie?

-"Okay, no you just gotta execute me, feed the bugs I shoved into Rita's basement, and make sure that all the humans are happy and we're set :)"

-W-wha...?

-OKAY?????

-Wha????

-Jeramie... You're really going back to square one just for this? There were better ways than this, surely.

-Oh

-Oh I see now.

-A long due big hand for Jeramie Brasieri.

-For Spiders Jeremy.

-Ohhhhh, that's great to hear again.

-"So uh... what's the matter here?"

-HOLY SHIT GIRA HULJ

-Get her ass!

-Insert WOOOO

-That leech has way too much movement.

-Ohger Finiiiiish~!

-Well damn. Got away, did she?

-Seems Dagdaddy took poorly to his in-flight entertainment.

-"I've already waited 2000 years. What's like... two more, really?"

-G

-Grodie

-Oh my god, they have their own Spiders Jeremy.

-Episode 30, okay

-Jeramie refers to himself in the third person.

-Jewelry~!

-Karras...

-That's spelled close enough to "karass", which in Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle is a Bokononist term referring to a group of people who share a significant connection or higher purpose. This is opposed to "granfalloon", which refers to people who think they're connection is special but really means about as much as two people both being Hoosiers.

-Fairly appropriate, given this is a chief justice.

-Oh come now Rita, you can spare a second for tea, right~?

-"That is my schtick, but to be honest I'm way more worried about you."

-Jeramie...

-Ohhhhhh, the Sanagim!

-You guys are super adorable, I'm glad you guys are... seemingly kinda okay, given the circumstances.

-Freezing!

-Down the lake they go.

-Daaaaaang, you sip so closely.

-She liiiiiikes yoooooou~!

-Awwww, Himeno...

-"Bite my head off, why don't you..."

-Ohhhhhh, language?????

-Taselles mirullia da'pago!

-Hiiiii, boss.

-There's that eye of theirs again.

-Chief Justice???

-"Spill it, Rita."

-Freezing a kid's eye for power...

-Jesus Christ, Karras-

-That must be our Grodie then, eh?

-"A hospital..."

-OHHHHHH

-Okay, it's a little hard for me to tell past the make-up and glasses, but that's Kousei Amano! That's Sakuya Tachibana!

-His murder fetish has become.

-They're all dead!

-Grodie Leucodium.

-"Who dat?"

-KAMEJIM?????

-"Oh~! You forgot, didn't you~? Oh well, don't worry, I took care of it long ago~!"

-"Oh no, no, no~! It's genocide we're doing today, you see~!"

-I see... an enemy with no control.

-Himeno and Rita.

-Oh

-Cool, he's immortal too.

-Stop talking about your death boner, please.

-KAMI NO IKARI DAAAAA

-"Stupid life-livers..."

-Use of extremely lethal force.

-Taselles mirullia da'pago.

-Moffun...

-Himeno....

-"We will kill his ass. Together."

-OH????

-Oh hi there

-"Mom?????"

-Oh sure you do.

-Hello, Mrs. Nephila.

-Oh hi, Dogdad.

-"Instant genocide, it's gonna be Off Da Chain~!"

-Jeramie's fucking hammock

-Kaguragi's beyond impressed.

-Holy shit, Nephila just

-Wiped him the fuck out

-I think I'm in love

-United by one purpose

-Warm....

-"Count me out of this one, please."

-Poor Jeramie.

-I suspect the severity of the situation calls for Yanma's... direct approach.

-Play a sick game.

-"Rita! Ref time."

-You're a lucky gal, getting cuffed by Rita like that.

-Kaguragi?????

-Bro????

-Ventra!!!!

-"We're going to beg like little bitches because the absolute last thing we should be having right now is pride!"

-Fotsuka Fortune.....

-That's bribery Rita!

-Into the cage they go.

-"Ugh screw this, who cares, let's do it."

-Just when they were starting to have fun...

-VENTRAAAAAA!

-"That's not happening, man."

-"Screw this, we're doing this ourselves!"

-Digdug

-Giant Spider Milf.

-...this is truly dangerous territory we've entered.

-"Sorry you lost, by the way. <3"

-"Laugh, boy!"

-KERPRANKED

-"...Huh?"

-CHICANERY

-Oh...

-No Giant Spider MILF then?

-Dugded Dujarden, you have been played.

-"Nobody lied to you. Nobody told you."

-The salt in that water bear.

-Ms. Nephila...

-Farewell, ma'am...

-OH FUCK THEY GRABBED KAGURAGI

-EVERYBODY'S GONE

-The worst place imaginable.

-Tokyo.

-Yeah the Kyoryuger crossover~! That'll come later today though. And it will be later today, because today's Kyoryuger's 10th anniversary!

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 4: TW:too much rizz and s/h (fr)

Y/n pov: i wake up and I'm the first one I hide Greg and get changed into this

Not the book,candle,phone, "cute fit" "thanks" i turn around and see

"can-t sa-y th-e sa-me" god why did I try to be a smart mouth "can't say much can you" (a/n:bully rizz) "🙄" "no finger?" "🖕🏾" "nah I ment your ring finger" "smo-oth" "like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "you're good" "aww there flirting" lin took a pic of us "what the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now" nea says "for real" I add (bonnets are the real Ops)"oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House (a/n:shut up) Im getting waffle,bacon,grits, "y'all isn't that waiter kinda cute" jazzy ask

"ooooh jazzy's crushing" "🖕🏽" "hey that's mine thing" the waiter comes over "hello pretty ladies what might you be ordering" "can I get eggs and waffle" pippa asks "can I get bacon eggs and a waffle" nea asks "waffle,bacon,grits,please" jazzy looking at him like a dork "ma'am" "huh" "what would you like" "your number" she whispers "excuse me" "grits and bacon please" "ok "aww" "shut up" 25 minutes later "jazz call your boyfriend over" pip says "oh he's coming over" "ah shit" jazzy wipes food off her faces and puts lip stick back on "do I look ok" "👍🏾" "good" "are you pretty girls ready for the check" "yeah" "oh I think you need this" he puts the plate shit in the middle and gave jazzy a napkin we got to the car "jazzy there something right here" "wait do y'all that's why he gave me the napkin" "🤷🏽‍♀️" "ugh" she pulls it out and squeals "what happened" "he wrote his number on the napkin" "eee" we all squeal "omg he heard me" "damn" "shush y/n this a good thing jazz" nea said we make it back to the theatre "how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" "we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" "I did that shit" "for real twin" "we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "wait I saw the cutest puppy on insta imma show y'all" "k" "cool" "sure" I get on my search thing and I see Lin posted it was me and ant "favorite couple" was the caption "🙄" I check the comments "she's so ugly" "he could do better" "ant I thought we were better than this" "she's so fugly" "man Ramos check my dm's you'll move on real quick" I throw my phone and run to the back I took my bag i was crying so hard "I check my bag I found my old blade I was gonna throw it away but it looked REAL helpful right about now I held it to my wrist I hear  long repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door "y/n please I love you" I hear it was ... ant he loves me I stand up and open the door Lin ran and hugged me "I love you don't ever scare me like that" I just start crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picks me up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" I Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n" at the apartment "wait did you want people over DONT LIE" "yeah I love them" "ok..." "I hear a knock at the door" "you're the only without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "can I see her" "sure" "I look up it's ant" "hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah" he snickers "so you... love me" he looks down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "really" "yeah" "do we date now?" "Can we" "sure" he had a little smile "you smile is so cute" "thank you" "look how the table have turned I use to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "what happened to the boy whit w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" im cut of by his lips on mine I just look at him "im sorry" and ran away Lin came in and I told him everything "I'll call him" "no lin please" "ok" everyone came over and I  said everything from the comments to ant "yn/n I'm sorry"  "it's ok it's been a hard day I kinda wanna eat and sleep" "oh of course" "I'm sorry" "DONT say sorry it's just boundaries" "let's go ya'll" "k" they all left "I made your favorite" "thank you chef Lin" I eat it and the food was really good I hop in bed and sleep my ass off.

Anthony Ramos pov: I wake up i notice y/n is up she's not at my side I go to the bathroom and get ready I see y/n I saw "cute fit" "thanks" "can-t sa-y th-e sa-me"  "can't say much can you" "🙄" "no finger?" "🖕🏾" "nah I ment your ring finger" "smo-oth" "like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "you're good" "aww there flirting" lin took a pic of us "what the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now" nea says "for real" y/n added "oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House oak was talking bout his plan too ask pippa same with davved and nea "Ramos when are you gonna ask out middle" "WHO?" "y/n" he whispered "ohhh idk why'd you say middle" he just 🖕🏿 me "ohh" "yeah" "y'all are grown men and can't talk to your crush" Chris chimed in "I can't imagine not dating your crush" groff says as he touches Lins hand "yeah baby" "get a booth"

A little later

"how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" "we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" "I did that shit" "for real twin" "we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "im so tired I tell the guys" "same" "for real" "yeah" I see y/n running away crying "what happened we ask the girls" "we don't know" i pick up her phone and read some strange comments i was nauseous i show them and Lin said "on no" we run after Lin he dose long repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door I was so upset I just yell "y/n please I love you" everyone looked at me and tears down my face as i didn't hear anything from her she and opened the door Lin ran and hugged her "I love you don't ever scare me like that" she just started crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picked her up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" she muttered Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n at the apartment" "you're the only without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "can I see her" "sure"  "hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah" he snickers "so you... love me" i look down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "really" "yeah" "do we date now?" "Can we" "sure" he had a little smile "you smile is so cute" "thank you" "look how the table have turned I use to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "what happened to the boy whit w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" im cut of by his lips on mine I just look at her "im sorry" and ran away

[ritacaroline]

A New Series

By Ritacaroline

Quips n Blips to Ponder

Episode 3

Dial and Confess

The case of John A.

Phone ringing,

Hello. You've reached the Sunday version of 1 800 Dial and Confess. Please listen to the following options as our menu has changed.

To continue :

Press one (1)

if you wish to make a confession about yourself today.

Press two (2)

if you plan on throwing one of your neighbors under the bus.

Press three (3)

if you're a dirty slut. Then, we'll quickly call Father Larry, since he loves hearing about that stuff.

J : Hello ?

Father Larry : ( he's been called in especially for you, to hear your confession. Your kinda sins are his faves. )

Fr L : yes, my son. How can we help you this morning ?

J : My name is John. And I'm going to need to confess. I've been naughty.

Fr. : yes my son. Proceed with sin #1.

J : Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been 2 weeks since my last confession.

Uhm, well I met this chick on a website. And she's a Zep hoe. That was what first drew me in. And she reminded me of a tv character I like, from her supposed picture. ( who really knows ? She could very well be a 92 yr old horny Native American gay man, looking for love. Posing as a 60 yr old woman from CT. ) (And the joke's on me. Who knows, for real. ) She did once at least send me a bag of crappy take out food when I was so hungry I was about to eat a flip flop w cheese melted on top. So whoever it is - I decided to chat w her when I was down n out lonely. She really isn't my cup of tea. Ya know. Kinda bossy. But - wtf ? The woman I really love isn't available r n. She's away. So - wtf. But - I digress. Anyhow ...

Fr : uh huh, uh huh. I feel ya, man. Been there, done that. Usually those type of things ( website things ) don't amount to shit. My advice so far : Save yourself some time. Ghost her. Read me ? Leads to nothing but wasted time. You'll definitely end up hating her.

J : anyway, this chick is married.

Fr : sorry to interfere again - but damn. Wtf ? Why bother or get involved in that ? You're fighting a losing battle. Can you send me her # ?

J: again dude, IDK. She claims she has a pair of Ds. If you get my drift. And I'm waiting to see if I can get a view of those juicy morsels so that I can, ya know. Study em and view em daily, for science, ya know. While I, ya know. Polish the old silver. Slather up the old sea monster. While holding the photo up w one hand. Know what I mean ? Cuz, you get it... right ?

Fr : yes, because you only have one hand available bc the other one is extremely busy....Yeah, I get it.

J : ok. So one night - this crazy chick, who btw, thinks I like her ( dumbass ), we were talking by text. And things were starting to get a little hot n out of control. And she seemed to be into me pretty good that night. And even admitted she had wet underwear over me. Should I have believed that ?

Fr : yes, yes. More, more, more. I'm liking where this is going. ( J hears the bench creaking every second on the other end of the phone, over n over, along w heavy uneven breathing)

J : well anyway - I got this effin brilliant brilliant idea ! Snap a kwik photo of my enlarged beast, the old anaconda, ya know, standing tall like a soldier and surprise her with the pic, ya know. Make her think she won the lottery.

Fr : uh huh, uh huh. I see. And what was her reaction, my son ? And btw, this sounds like our client Cat. You're not referring to her, are ya ???

J : quiets down for a little while. Then :

Well, in regard to the pic - she was quiet at first. Guess she didn't expect to see the beast, right in her face. She seemed startled. But she got used to it, I think. They all do. They LOVE the old sea monster. All the ladies do. I'm a virtual chick magnet. And I'm the only guy around here who's got one of these. And damn, he's special.

So, you know. She may be sweet, or just a dirty slut, I can't decide which. But ... she said I'm beautiful. Gave it a 9.8. So who's sorry now ? Who's sorry now.

Fr : ( wiping sweat off his brow) please don't forget to drop those afore mentioned photos into the lockbox. It's for scientific research only, remember.

J : yes yes. I sure will. And I'll also include a copy of a cd of me playing selections on the bass. I'm quite good you know. ( hurts arm badly by trying to pat his own back. )

Fr : yeah, ok, under his breath - he says : yeah, who cares.

But my son, John. Please don't forget those photos and placing them into the lockbox. And by the way, has this woman sent you any under the skirt photos for YOUR enjoyment ? I'd like to see those as well. For science. Here at 1 800, we love a big juicy ass. Got any of those laying about ? Ya know. Been a long time since I've seen a real vagina. Are you sure she has one ???

J : IDK actually. But I'm certainly hoping for one. And I predict I'm gonna find out. But I've been w so many women in my life, it's not really even any big deal to me anymore. You seen one you seen em all. And I've seen plenty. Do you know my nickname is the great white...

Fr : ok ok. Get over yourself, guy. Ok. Good luck w that, you little perv. And are you sorry for your sins my son ?

J : uhh, not really. I just thought confessing would make me feel better. Clear my conscience. I don't want to be a home wrecker ya know. But I'd sure like a little action from this tv show actor look alike. She be cute.

Fr : uh huh, uh huh. If you do get some under the skirt photos please feel welcome to shoot back over here n drop em into the Ol lockbox. Ya know, because Father has been good to you. And it's super nice to share.

J : ok well. I'll see. She's acting kinda shy. Very non-generous with the panty pics and the tit pics. But I keep asking, just the same tho, you know me. Tryin to guilt her into it. She's very sensitive so.. you know, she takes my unhappiness rather seriously. So I been laying it on thick. You know me. She'll cave. Any day now. I got her attention, but good. She's very sensitive and can be vulnerable. So I got a shot at getting her to do anything I want. You know me.

Fr : I'm starting to. For your penance my son, please go out into your community and share some of them dick pics and other various smut to the homeless and to the sexually deprived among us. The Lord thanks you for your efforts.

Now, my son, go out into the world and serve the Lord. And please - spend some of your time helping the homeless and the less fortunate of society. Do something useful with your time ok ?

Also please try our menu item #10. It's perfect for you.

Over n out

The names and identity of the characters in this story have been changed to protect the innocent. We mean the guilty. Although the actual story is true. We hope you learn from the lessons taught here.

This story is a variation of what has truly taken place. And most rude insults were not meant to hurt anyone. But were adjusted for entertainment's sake and to make you laugh. And were not at all intended to offend any of our readers. So go grab a Ben and Jerry's and have a smoke. And relax. Do not be angry with the lovely woman who has written the above trash. Do not. She meant no harm, I promise you.

Just trying to make you laugh.

[disappointed-and-depleted]

Some Of My Favourite Out Of Context One Piece Quotes: Dubbed

Green is for Zoro or Bartolomeo, Red is Luffy or Chopper, Blue is Sanji or Sabo, Purple is Usopp or Brook, Pink is Franky or background characters ie Perona or Buggy, orange and black are also for background characters

"Nobody calls me stupid but me"

"She blew up that funny old man and he was nice so now I hate her 😠"

*casually staring down a dinosaur* "you're a rude son of a bitch" *kicks it*

"Pirates! Or worse, the government!"

"🎶Good evening!✋🎶"

"Well, as per usual I've been kickin ass, and what about you?" "Been kickin ass."

"Hold on a second pirate A (Sanji) Nami isn't a background character like you, its gonna take more then one sorry little bazooka attack to defeat her"

*menacingly* "I love giraffes"

"...wOAh that is lame,"

"SOMEBODY GET ME A LAWYER, THERE'S NO WAY I'M NOT GONNA SUE YOUR ASS OFF FOR THIS!"

"It's a little early to be kissing his ass"

*casually throwing cannon balls* "WE DON'T WANT 'EM, TAKE 'EM BACK!"

"YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS!" "Uh huh!✌✌✌💖"

"You just cook the meat, dont tell us how to eat it"

"Dead men tell no tales" *knows full well of Brook's existence*

*chanting* "FRANKYS NAKED, FRANKYS NAKED"

"WHERE ARE YOU MY FEISTY TRUFFLE!?💖"

"₲₳Ⱨ, ₳ ₮ⱤɆɆ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₴Ø₥Ɇ ØⱠĐ ₲ɆɆⱫɆⱤ'₴ ₣₳₵Ɇ ł₴ ₮Ø₮₳ⱠⱠɎ ₲Ɇ₮₮ł₦₲ ĐⱤɄ₦₭ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₳ ฿Ɇ₳₮ Ʉ₱ Ʉ₦ł₵ØⱤ₦"

"I'm so ashamed, my soul is as twisted as my curly eyebrows"

"Power has nothing to do with it, I just naturally have a negaTIVE PERSONALITYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"I-I don't believe this!" "Usopp actually looks cool for once." "Is his heart really that empty?" (I'm not sure if that's a good thing)

"What the hell is this guy? The Patron Saint of Pessimism?"

"AHHH, WHAT A TERRIBLE SOURCE OF SELF ESTEEM!"

*not so casually catching fire and jumping off a cliff* "NAMI-SWAAAAAAN"

"AAHHHHHH, DONT EAT ME I SWEAR IM ALL BONES"

"NAMI GAVE AWAY SOME OF HER TREASURRREEEE!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!! A STORM MUST BE COMING!"

"H-he wants to see underwear! EVERYONE, SHOW HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR" "Um, I- I don't need to see any man panties, thank you, I- uh- oh W O W."

"He's not stupid, he's Luffy."

"Awe man, I miss when Jinbei was on our side"

"Okay, uh, a sword shouldn't be able to do that... can we please call that thing somthing other then a sword?"

"THANK YOU BUGGY, SEE YOU IN THE AFTER LIFE, I GUESS"

"But wait, these guys are certified badasses,"

"What about child support?" "Put it on my tab" "THIS ISN'T A BAR"

"WHAT IS THIS, A CHILD LABOR SCHEME!?" (I love Sabo so much 😂😂)

"ATTA BOY SATAN"

"Ah, I didn't think you'd be the first," "Oh yeah? Nobody else has shown up? Well damn, I guess they got lost" (SAYS YOU ZORO)

"WHAT'S UP LADIES, IM FRESH OUTTA HELL AND LOOKIN FOR A GOOD TIME!"

"WHOA, DUDE!" "H E S G O T A H A N D I N H I S H A A A A A N D ! ! !"

"Still standing after all that? Maybe you got stronger after all," "Yeah, and your itty bitty baby attacks actually tickle a little now, too bad they still don't hurt as bad as your food hurts my stomach," "WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT!?"

"YOU'RE NOT READY FOR REAL GIRLS YET, SANJI! GO BACK TO YOUR PICTURES AND RELAX!"

"WHO NEEDS BLOOD, I HAVE LUST TO SUSTAIN ME!!"

"𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘!"

"And so what if I am? Is it so wrong to want to share in the suffering of my friends? Cold is a state if mind after all! You don't need skin for that!"

*calmly but genuinely* "Resign from the warlords of the sea or go into battle with of the of the four emperors. Obviously he'll pass on both and kill us if he's wise. Yohohohoh- oh I'm scared!"

"Is that why you came down with us, racoon?" "Mhm....... HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING RACOON, I'M A REINDEER JERK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID YOU WERE A BIG UGLY RAT WHO EATS GARBAGE- WHAT'S SO FUNNY LUFFY? QUIT LAUGHING!"

"I see, Racoon, so you can understand what animals say," "uh huh, it really comes in handy when we... HEY! COME ON, THERE WAS NO EXCUSE FOR IT THAT TIME!"

"Be extra careful, this is enemy territory," "HEY, ITS NOT AS DARK OVER HERE!" "what did I just tell you, stop yelling!" "Yeah, I hate to say this, but I'm with jerk face on this one," "*disgruntled noises*"

"Oh, so you're okay to be beaten up then,"

"I'mGonnaBeRealHonestWithYouHereSanjiAndGiveYouAHard I. Don't Know But!SayYourPrayersJustToBeSafe,K?"

Also any time someone other than Luffy calls Law "Traffy" is infinatly funny to me cause Dressrosa is super serious then Robin says "But Traffy's plan-" and I'm out of there

"My barrier only works on physical attacks, not verbal ones!"

"You lost me! You sound cool as hell and I still look up to you! Of course, but you lost me!"

"OH NO! MASTER DICKHEAD"

*Brook being eaten alive and no one paying any mind*

[lavishedinjimin]

corruption w dom jimin and he’s just so condescending and mocking the reader :[

Btw ur writing is amazing ty ily

I love how you put the ' :[ ' right after lmao what a mood. tysm and ilyt anon ♥

I apologize in advance if this isn't condescending/mocking enough! But nevertheless, I hope this will still make yall feel da tingles.

~

Jimin was part of an underground Kendo team, has a black belt in it, and loves to drive people nuts with his intense skills and passion for martial arts. He was a man of determination and focus, for when he gets in the zone of things, he tends to cut everything off. That's how he won so many championships.

But the day that you discovered their secret little hideout, things have changed for Jimin.

He keeps being distracted by your beauty, not after so many years of just pure training and dedicating his time to Kendo. You were so different than him; an incredibly sweet, kind, and innocent lady that seemed so lost after accidentally stumbling into the hideout. And he always looks intimidating and had a resting bitch face, his eyes seeming so frightening whenever they land on someone else's.

Although, that's beside the point. Because of your adorable aspects, Jimin knew that he had to get you.

Fast forward to a couple months, you and Jimin were the best of friends. He was an easy man to hang out with, and all experiences with him were never dull. He knows how to please you, and he puts you first before any other.

But what you did not know, though, is that he has a hidden side to his persona.

Today, you and Jimin were the only ones in the gym. You were analyzing the display of swords on the other side, and you can see on the giant mirror wall that Jimin was approaching you.

"You look really pretty," he murmurs, glancing at you through the mirror, eyeing your body up and down. "Why did you dress up today?"

You still weren't used to his sometimes straightforward nature. Your cheeks heat up, attempting to answer without fumbling over your words, "I'm only wearing a blouse and a skirt, Jimin. What are you on about?"

"Nothing," he smirks, going up behind you. He takes your breath away when he suddenly gives you a firm back hug. "I like your skirt."

"Oh?"

"Yup. It's a little..." his face contorts into a somewhat disagreeing expression, "it's a little bit short though. You really decided to walk around wearing those?"

"Jimin!" you hold his hands that were clasped together in front of you. "that's mean."

Jimin holds back a chuckle. The tone in his voice changes, and a more sexy and sultry aura radiates out of him, "Mean? That's already mean for you?" Jimin pauses and scoffs, "you still have a lot to learn about me, then."

Your hair swooshes when he flips your body around to look at him. He locks his eyes on your lips, down your body, then back to your shimmering eyes.

"I'm just saying the truth, Y/n. Was it your intention to wear such a short skirt so that I can practically see your ass cheeks, huh?"

"Jimin—!" you squeal, covering your embarrassment but he doesn't stop teasing you.

"Was it your intention to turn me on, baby girl?"

You were dead silent after that, feeling your heart rate quicken as his hands slowly caress your back, down to your clothed butt. "Awh," he chuckles, "look at you. I barely talked dirty and you're already a blushing mess."

Jimin raises the flimsy cloth of your skirt up to immediately squeeze your bare butt. You whimper from his action. "I can see your nipples growing hard through that blouse, Y/n. You're enjoying this aren't you?"

"Yeah," you meekly respond, your eyes prying away from his strong gaze.

He towers over you until your back hits the nearest wall, corning yourself. Jimin now has full control over you, and the thought of making you submit to him feeds onto his primitive desires.

"You're scared? Don't be scared, baby," Jimin fake pouts, "look at you, biting your lip. You don't know how much you drive me mad just by looking at me like that with those innocent eyes."

"Please," you whisper to him, "Jimin, I-I feel something."

He puts his hand on your hips, his knee slowly making its way in between your legs. "What do you feel, huh? Is it your pussy aching for friction? Do you want this?" He rubs your core through the layers of clothes, making you mewl in desperation. You nod your head yes.

"Oh yeah? My pretty little girl wants something to rub her needy pussy? Aww, baby," he muses, "Look at you, who would've thought that an innocent baby girl like you would do this for someone she'd barely known for a year? Are you the type to fuck and run, Y/n? Huh?"

You don't even know what that means!

Jimin reaches down to feel how wet you are through your panties, and he laughs at the results. "Oh my god," his fingers graze up and down your slit, making your legs buck and feel your knees slowly giving up. "I've barely touched you and you're so wet. You a virgin, baby girl? This cunt hasn't felt any pleasure in so long from how soaked you are, huh?"

Feeling a new sense of desperation, you try to grind against his hand, wanting more, but this only resulted in him slapping your cunt. You jump from the sudden impact, whimpering out loud like a puppy.

"Bad girl," he mutters, "Oh, baby girl. If you're mine I would've trained and taught you how to be such an obedient little pet. Not a dirty, rash little girl." Jimin clicks his tongue after you hang your head down in shame, "No. Look at me. Damn, you're so fucking shy. You can do better than that, right? You can act like a fucking adult and take what I give you?"

Jimin's hand sneaks up your blouse to grab your boob, your hard nipples brushing against his palm as you release another moan. "Shit, even a simple touch can make you wild."

Without anticipating it, he steals a kiss directly on the tip of your nose. "You are so freaking cute," he says right after, "so cute that I wanna destroy your pussy and taint your fucking soft attitude until my cock is the only thing you want in your life."

~

kinda lost control with this drabble's backstory lmao it's like a whole plot to a fanfic.................

[themultifandomgal]

Temptation Pt1

Temptation Masterlist

Hopper Bay, Alaska, 1962. I have been on my own now for about 30 years, and not only am I bored, but I'm also extremely lonely. The most interaction I have had is when I was in Tennessee a few years after I had turned. I smelt blood and found a bear attacking a young man. I killed the bear, the blood from the human not really appealing to me, but before I could help the man, I smelt Vampires who were probably more skilled than I was so I left. I ended up on top of a mountain watching a girl and guy going over to the man who had been attacked, they carried him away, this is when I realised that these vampires couldn't smell me, but maybe I was too far away.

I take a deep breath as I am about to enter Hopper Bay High School, maybe this time I'll graduate school.  I walk into reception where I'm met with a young lady

"Hello, my name is Katherine Bailey, I'm new"

"Of course" the woman smiles at me and opens a draw, I can hear every last thing, another reason why I had been on my own all those years. The woman hands me a piece of paper "this is your class schedule, Marie" the woman calls. A girl pops up next to me bright eyed and peppy "this is Katherine, please escort her to Mr Philps's class"

"Sure thing Mrs Jones" the girl Marie turns to face me "lets go" Marie takes my arm in hers and we head off to whatever class Mr Philps is "so why did you move schools?" Marie asks me

"Errm, personal reasons"

"What do your parents do?"

"They're dead" I dead pan say

"Oh, I'm sorry. Who do you live with?" damn it, I didn't really think this through

"Errm my foster parents"

"Oh cool" thankfully the walk to class isn't long.

On entry to the glass I'm greeted by a tall slender man with glasses

"Good morning Marie, who have you got with you"

"This is Katherine, she's new. Would you like me to sit with her today" please say no please say no please say no I plead in my head. I hear someone snicker and that's when it hits me, there's a vampire in this room

"She can sit by Edward thank you Marie" Marie huffs "Edward can you please raise your hand so Miss Bailey can find you" I scan the room until I see a guy with his hand raised in the air. As I walk closer to him it hits me that he's the vampire, but instead of red eyes he has amber eyes. Maybe he's got contacts in. I sit down next to him

"Hi I'm Kat" he doesn't respond, he just looks at me confused "I'm new, well you obviously got that" I chuckle but he stays silent. Ok maybe if you just get through today without them finding out what you are you can stay here until people wonder why you haven't aged.

After a few classes it's time for lunch. I walk into the cafeteria with a lunch tray in my hands, looking around to decide where to sit. As I do my eyes catch those of Edwards, he looks at me confused, I then realise that the people he's sat with are also all vampires, their eyes all the same colour, huh? Edward looks at me confuse I'm just about to walk over to an empty table when Marie steps in front of me

"Hi" she bubbly says

"Err hi"

"Come sit with me and my friends"

"I'm more of a loner, but thanks" I turn my attention back on to the mysterious group, one guy looking at me, he's huge! I see Edward smirk then say something to the guys who's looking at me. I try to listen in, but Marie starts talking which distracts me

"I wouldn't bother, they are the Cullens, Emmett and Edward are the only single ones and even though Emmett is a hunk, no one here is good enough for him"

"Yeah thanks for the advice" I brush passed Marie and go to a table with no one on it. I go to take a bite of my sandwich when I see a group of people sitting in front of me. I look up and see Edward with his friends "err hi?" I frown

"Katherine, this is my family" Edward says. I can feel eyes on me from people around us "I know what you are" I almost choke on my food

"w-what?" I stutter

"You're one of us, a vampire" a girl with short hair says to me

"Oh erm yeah.. wait what?" I start to feel scared, but then a wave of calmness washes over me

"Can we go somewhere privet to talk" Edward asks. I look around still seeing eyes on me. I nod my head and get up, following Edward and his family... oh god I'm about to die aren't I?

[idy-ll-ique]

Breaking The Rules.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x F!Reader (sort of Winter Soldier x F!Reader too)

Genre: Angst, Fluff

Warnings: like,,, lots of murder

Requested: nope

Summary: The Winter Soldier attacks the building where Y/N works and comes face-to-face with her. Surprising her and himself, he lets her go, breaking the rules, not following his orders. Y/N is so thankful about his mercy that she is now the world's biggest Bucky Barnes stan. What happens when their paths cross again 7 years later?

Author's Note: Hiya peeps! Okay so I don't really know if I've done a good job writing this but I tried my best so,,, enjoy!

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The Asset is not thinking.

The Asset is not made to think.

Casually stroking his gun as he walked into the plain building, he watched the people inside the room pause for a minute. Then the screaming began. He simply stood there, the scene unfolding in front of him as people ran; inside rooms, out the building as they jumped out of windows to avoid him. He let them.

Finally having had enough because HYDRA demands some kills, Soldat, he cocked his gun and started out by fighting the security guards that had an ounce of bravery in them as they approached him with their own guns. He killed them easily. Then he moved further into the building, ending the lives of anyone who tried to get in his way.

What was his purpose of doing this? There was none. He was programmed to kill, and the program had no specific targets. No targets, only kill. He walked up the stairs of the building as more people, who had not been dead, escaped. Then he ended up on the floor where she was.

Y/N was going through a stack of papers, wearing headphones, when she heard a scream. It had been so sudden and loud that she startled badly, the papers flying from her hands as she turned around, ready to give the person a piece of her mind only to be met with the prettiest blue eyes she had ever seen in her life. The breath left her lungs and fear overtook her.

The person in front of her; she had heard of him. They called him The Winter Soldier. He was covered in black leather, his silver arm shining in the sunlight that entered through the window on her right. She quickly glanced at it; she was 10 stories above ground. He had a black mask on (more like a muzzle, she thought) and a peculiar look on his face.

She looked around the room, her eyes filling with tears when she saw the bodies of her coworkers, the friends she had made at the workplace, littered on the floor. Damn you, stupid headphones. She discarded them. He had killed them all. The Winter Soldier didn't really have a say in what he did, she told herself, he had been programmed to act like that.

Nothing but a murder toy for HYDRA.

And she hated them for that.

"Don't cry." She looked back at the Soldat, her eyes wide in confusion. Huh? Why would he say that? She blinked away the tears and started raising a hand to wipe them off when he suddenly raised his gun. Her hand paused mid-air and she held her breath, waiting for him to finally put her out of her misery as her eyes unconsciously watered once more.

When he saw her hand, though, her palm was facing him. Ready to rub off the tears, he noticed, and he lowered the gun. "Don't cry," he repeated and Y/N, as absurd as she found the situation to be, did as he ordered. She wiped the tears off and rubbed her hands on the jeans she was wearing, staring at the man. He stared back at her.

When he first entered the floor, he had done what he had been told, until there was no one alive in the room. Or so he thought, until his eyes landed on Y/N. She was wearing some sort of a device over her head, completely oblivious to what was going on. Was she deaf? Did she not hear the gunshots?

As he approached her cautiously, someone screamed behind him. And he saw how the papers flew out of her hand she whirled around, her big, doe eyes blinking at him until recognition sparked in them. Then she cowered. For some reason, as he looked at her, he couldn't bring himself to harm her. She looked… adorable, almost. So he did what he did best.

Stared.

Her eyes were darting around the place, and they watered when they landed on the bodies on the floor. He gulped quietly under his mask, something inside him stirring uncomfortably as he watched her cry. And suddenly, he couldn't help himself. "Don't cry," he blurted out and she looked back at him. He stared. She blinked rapidly and started raising her hand.

Thinking she would raise a hand on him, he immediately held up his gun as a warning but realized that she was simply drying her tears, new ones in her eyes as she looked at the gun. And he suddenly felt very apologetic. "Don't cry," he repeated and allowed her to wipe her tears. But he was surprised to hear her speak.

"Please don't hurt me."

She was shaking, arms going around herself, but she wasn't crying. At least she was not crying. He didn't reply, only stared as a foreign, almost forgotten word came to mind. Pretty. She was pretty. Soldat or not, how could he bring himself to harm a pretty thing like her? He raised his gun again when he remembered his orders; kill, do not show mercy.

The pretty woman started crying again, this time her tears were much more prominent. "Please, please don't do it, please… I have done nothing to you, don't do it…" she pleaded, fingers intertwined as if in prayer. Kill her. But he ignored the order and lowered his gun again.

"Pretty," he stated and her brows furrowed. Y/N blinked at him, pretty? Did she hear that right? He called her pretty, right? "Pardon?" she blurted out and his head tilted to the side. "Go." His voice sounded strained and for a moment, Y/N wanted to embrace him, to comfort him but hurriedly dismissing the thoughts, she turned on her heels and ran out the building.

The Asset stared at her as she ran.

He had not been programmed to think.

Then why had he?

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"Guys, I'm telling you, it was so surreal—"

"Oh my God, Y/N, will you stop—"

Steve, Sam and Bucky glanced at the group of ladies that ended up at the bar next to them. A few years had passed since the incident between Bucky and Y/N took place and he was back to normal. No longer the Winter Soldier; he was an ally of the Avengers now. Steve glanced at his friends, lips curling into an amused smile.

"What do you think they're talking about?" he whispered and Sam snickered quietly. "Why don't we listen?" Bucky simply shook his head, but was also kind of intrigued at this surreal experience that Y/N talked about. Y/N… that name sounded kind of familiar to him, but maybe it was a common one, what did he know?

"He called me pretty!"

"We know he's hot, Y/N, but seriously, the Winter Soldier did not call you pretty."

The three men froze and their eyes darted amongst each other. "He did," Y/N whined, "I'm telling you!" Bucky almost dropped his glass but managed to hold on, his jaw dropped. Thankfully the ladies were not aware of the men shamelessly eavesdropping on their conversation. "Wait wait wait, what is this about you and the Winter Soldier? I've not heard that story."

"Ugh, Sam, you've done it now!"

Steve and Bucky glanced at Sam with smirks and he rolled his eyes. "Samantha," he snarked but the super soldiers only shrugged in reply. "Okay okay, this was like… 7 years ago. I was in my office, working, when our building was attacked. By him." And Bucky, try as he might, couldn't remember shit.

"Dude, I was wearing headphones so damn strong that I didn't hear literal gunshots echoing around the room, like what?"

"Seriously, Y/N? You know we won't say anything if you tell us you're lying."

"But I'm not lying," Y/N insisted, "I heard a scream and finally took off the headphones. When I turned to see who had screamed, he was literally standing in front of me." Hazy memories slowly flashed in his mind; a plain building, those red-black headphones and the fluttering of papers. He gulped his drink down.

"And didn't kill you like he had been trained to? I still think you're lying. Or maybe you just have severe trauma and you made up a story of the handsome Bucky Barnes calling you pretty." Bucky nearly laughed when Y/N's face turned red but then guilt started weighing heavy in his stomach. He had put her in danger…

"I don't have trauma, don't joke about stuff like that! Anyway, I was like, scared shitless. I thought I was gonna die, I started crying but he told me, don't cry. Like huh?" Bucky didn't remember that part. Steve and Sam were now definitely drawn to the story, their eyes set on their glasses as they listened.

"I didn't want to anger him so I wiped my tears but he raised that goddamn gun again and I started crying again. He repeated his words and I started pleading, as we've all seen in action movies." Snorts drifted between them. "Please don't hurt me, let me go…" Y/N mimicked but Bucky's heart rate suddenly spiked. The same voice, the same tone…

He had had a nightmare the previous night.

She was the one he heard.

"Okay, so after I'm done begging, you know what he fucking says? Out of all things, he literally called me pretty. Like just— just that one word came out of his mouth. I'm literally still so confused," she spoke animatedly and the friend who had not heard the story before gasped. "Seriously? No way," she scoffed.

"Yes way!" Y/N got impatient. Why did no one ever believe her? She got that it was an outlandish story, but it was real! Y/N wished the Soldat was here; not to kill, of course, merely to confirm the fact that he had, indeed, called her pretty. But that man was long gone, replaced by someone who was stable-but-not-so-stable, undoubtedly handsome and with a new metal arm. This Bucky was much better than the dangerous Soldat.

"Then he told me to go. He sounded so fucking soft, you know? I have so much respect for Bucky Barnes, I mean, look at him. He went through so much he didn't deserve, and sometimes I just wanna—" She made a choking gesture, "—everyone who hurt him." Her friends chuckled but he could tell she wasn't lying. She really did care for him.

After all he put her through…

"I'm serious! Look at him! He looks like a lost puppy. How can you not care about him?" Y/N whined and her friends shook their heads. "You just have a big crush on the man, accept it." Bucky rolled his eyes as Steve and Sam smirked at him. He nudged them both, keeping silent. "You know what? I wish he was here right now. He probably doesn't even remember but if he did—"

"I remember it, doll, only vaguely…"

Y/N's group froze as their gazes followed the voice, landing on the three Avengers beside them. Her friends were mortified, Y/N even more so. Did he hear the story? "D-Did you… hear…" she stammered and Bucky pursed his lips. "I'm sorry." The apology fell out before he could stop himself and Y/N, ever the Bucky-apologist, instantly shook her head.

"It was not your fault. HYDRA did that to you. You didn't deserve any of it, mark my words." She sounded like Steve, he noticed and smiled gently. After all he put her through… she still stood by his side. "Thank you, doll, that really means a lot," he said sincerely and Y/N grinned at him. "You're welcome!" And before she could turn to her friends, he spoke up again.

"I meant what I said."

"Hm?" She looked at him, head tilted in confusion. "When I called you pretty, I meant it. You are pretty, very much so." She went red under his intense gaze and shied away, forcing Steve, Sam and her friends to burst into boisterous laughter. "Th-Thanks," she mumbled and Bucky craved her more.

"Join me for a drink?" he questioned and her eyes widened. He mistook it for fear and immediately lowered his head. "Sorry, I overstepped—" He froze when she took his metal hand, holding it gently, looking at him with the same eyes he had thought to be adorable 7 years ago. "Of course I'll join you." A genuine smile bloomed on his face and without a care in the world, he led her away from her friends.

She was going to be his.

Forever and always.

The only woman caring and wonderful enough to accept him, broken and everything.

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A/N: Leave a like if you enjoyed, thanks for reading! Love you all 🖤

[euterpessi]

Romance Manhwa/Manga Recommendations:

Historical Manhwa/Manga:

Death Is The Only Ending For The Villainess

I’ve reincarnated as the reverse harem game’s villainess, the one and only adopted daughter of the ducal Eckart family.

But the difficulty just has to be the worst!

Everything I do will only lead me to death.

I must be paired with one of the main male characters from the heroine’s harem before the ‘real daughter’ of the duke family appears!

Two older brothers who always pick a fight with me on every little thing.

The insane crown prince whose route will always lead to my death.

‘I only see the heroine and no one else’s wizard, and also her loyal slave knight, too!

‘First, let’s take some of them which I see no hope in, out of the list!’

“I didn’t know my place up until now. From now on, I’ll live as quiet as a mouse so you wouldn’t care the slightest bit!

But why do their interests in me keep on rising every time I draw the line?!

The Villainess is a Marionette

Cayena, the Imperial Princess, was known as the most beautiful woman in the Empire. She was a woman who knew nothing but evil and luxury.

However, she was destined for ruin: she would be used as a chess piece by her younger brother to secure his throne and killed by her crazy husband.

“I’ll make you the Emperor.”

“… Sister, are you referring to me?”

“In exchange, give me freedom.”

She had to change things before she became that Cayena.

The Reason Why Raeliana Ended Up At The Duke’S Mansion

Poisoned to death by her own betrothed?! Eunha didn’t wake up in a novel’s story just to get killed off again as an unfortunate extra! To change her story she needs a cover… 6 months pretending to be the fake fiancée of the novel’s male protagonist, Duke Noah Wynknight. But will this cold-hearted, angel-faced demon of a man really help her avoid another ill-fated ending?!

Your Throne / I Want to Be You, Just For A Day

The story follows main characters Medea Solon and Psyche Callista, who become archenemies after competing for the position of crown princess of the Vasilios Empire. On the day of the Yearly Prayer, Medea and Psyche accidentally switch bodies.

The Remarried Empress

Navier was the perfect empress, however, the Emperor wanted a wife, not a colleague. And so, the Emperor abandoned Empress Navier and placed an enslaved girl beside him. That was fine until Navier heard the Emperor promise the slave the Empress’ position. After many ups and downs, Navier decided she would accept being the Queen of the neighbouring country and remarry.

Kill The Villainess

Eris Mizerian was the villainess of a novel. The only daughter of a marquis, she got executed after scheming against the pure and lovely protagonist, Helena. My only goal, after possessing her, is simply to leave this world and go home. I am prepared to face even death, but the laws of this world keep stopping me.

A changed Eris begins to draw the attention of three men who once loathed her; the Crown Prince, the High Priest, and the Knight.

"It doesn't matter. I will never be able to love this world."

Even if the only way out is death,

even if the only way out is make a deal with a witch...

I will absolutely leave this world!

This is the story of the villainess who defies fate, Eris, and her escape from this world!

The Way To Protect The Female Lead's Older Brother

I accidentally took possession of someone in a 19+ reverse harem novel.

The problem is that I became Roxana Agriche, the older sister of the sub-villain. My damn father kidnapped the heroine’s brother. Now, is the only thing left to meet a terrible end from the vengeance of the heroine?

But what if I can avoid that horrible development?

“I’m also interested in this toy.”

“I’ll protect you until you can get out of here safely.”

The heroine’s brother, Cassis Pedalian, will definitely be able to pay me back later.

Shadow Queen

“Can you be my daughter for me?”

By his offer, Elena became Duke of Franceschi’s fake daughter.

She became the queen and gave birth to Crown Prince’s son.

Then suddenly, Princess Veronica who was assumed dead came back.

She was only just a toy.

But eventually, Elena gets her son taken and is murdered.

However, she went back to the past.

“I’ll destroy all of you.”

I’ll never live as a toy again.

Elena decides to seeks revenge.

Under the Oak Tree

The daughter of a duke, the stuttering Maximilian, married a knight of lowly status at her father’s coercion.

After their first night, her husband departed for an expedition without another word.

He comes back three years later, this time as a famous knight in the whole continent.

How would Maximilian face him on his return?

"The more I think of you, the more lonely and lonely I become. I don't know why I can't quit even though it's so painful."

I'm Stanning The Prince

Angela’s fanfic became such a sensation that it even reached the Imperial Family, leading her to get arrested on charges of treason. Nevertheless, her fanfic improved the First Prince’s image, and his sister, the Princess, decides to take political advantage of this and keep Angela by their side. 

The heroine who can now fangirl to her heart’s content, and the Prince who doesn’t know how to act around her. As they bicker back and forth, they start growing closer…

Miss Not-So Sidekick

Hyejung loved to read to escape her daily stress. But that’s before she woke up inside the bizarre world of her favorite novel! Instead of the main heroine who courts three eligible men, she is now Latte Ectrie – a minor villain that everyone hates?! One way or another, it’s a chance to live out her most beloved storyline, with popcorn in hand to watch all the drama! Taking charge of the narrative takes on a whole new meaning!

Even Though I’M The Villainess, I’ll Become The Heroine!

I wasn’t able to overcome the harassment and took my life, but I was reincarnated with the perpetrator? The perpetrator is the heroine, Florre, and I am the villainess, Dahlia, who’s going to die horribly.

“They said you are a villain with neither blood nor tears, but unlike the rumors, you often shed tears.”

“Your Highness must believe all the nonsense the idiots are talking about, huh?”

Grand Duke of Cervian, the half brother of the Male lead and who will be punished for treason afterwards. He approached me. I can’t lose the man who will be my greatest ally.

“Your Highness, would you marry me?”

“Now…… what did you say?”

“And take revenge together.”

A similar situation, a fixed ending. The heroine is not the only one who knows the ending of the novel. I took a long and arduous path of revenge.

Who Made Me A Princess

The beautiful Athanasia was killed at the hands of her own biological father, Claude de Alger Obelia, the cold-blooded emperor! It’s just a silly bedtime story… until one woman wakes up to suddenly find she’s become that unfortunate princess! She needs a plan to survive her doomed fate, and time is running out. Will she go with Plan A, live as quietly as possible without being noticed by the infamous emperor? Plan B, collect enough money to escape the palace? Or will she be stuck with Plan C, sweet-talking her way into her father’s good graces?!

The Villainess Reverses the Hourglass

With the marriage of her prostitute mother to the Count, Aria’s status in society skyrocketed immediately. After leading a life of luxury, Aria unfairly meets death because of her sister Mielle’s schemes. And right before she dies, she sees an hourglass fall as if it were a fantasy. And just like that, she was miraculously brought back to the past.

“I want to become a very elegant person, just like my sister, Mielle.”

In order to face the villainess, she must become an even more wicked villainess. This was the new path Aria chose to take revenge on Mielle who murdered both her and her mother.

The Evil Lady's Hero

Junipe Magnolia, a villainess friend of the heroine in this novel called Rael Cania.

The Junipe inside the novel has always loved the male lead, Iseed. To the point where she harassed Rael out of jealousy because she's loved by Iseed.

And thus, Junipe is destinied to die in the hands of the male lead of this novel.

But one day.

"Why did I become Junipe?!"

But let's think about it, it's still one year away from the time Junipe is going to get killed by Iseed. So, I have to meet Iseed and Rael first, I'll be able to find a way out of my death if I do so.

Yeah, let's meet them first!

But, this man is just so tender-hearted and kind. Would Junipe be able to escape from this man?!

I Tamed a Tyrant and Ran Away

God gave me a chance to relive my life. Before the rebirth, I had been used for the past 400 years as the empire's sword. And so, I swore to destroy the empire. I found the young prince of the country and became his teacher. I taught him how to become a tyrant and asked for the country.

"I will do the lady's will."

He conquered the whole empire for me, and I ran away.

"I came to take you, Charlize Ronan." Dylan became a perfect tyrant and searched the entire empire for me.

"You tamed me, so why did you run away?"

Untouchable Lady

“Please, Hilise. Please die in place of Gabrielle.” My always dignified brother begged me for the first time. He wants me to die for our stepsister, whom we don't even share a drop of blood with. “For the first and last time, I ask you this.” I've always been miserable, and there is no exception this time. The seventh time that I was betrayed and killed, I was completely free of lingering feelings. “I'm glad that you're a scumbag until the end.” I won't be swayed by love anymore. It's my turn to abandon them first.

I’ll Live On As A Villainess

I reincarnated as the villainess in a book!

The one who dared to commit attempted murder on the heroine is the owner of this body?

Let's just live in a quiet place where we have fun and eat! That's what I thought for a while.

It was so, so, so cold here in the north, where I was kicked out as a punishment.

Before I froze to death, I called the Great Demon of Fire and set fire to the fireplace but...

Why isn't he going back? If you've done the job, shouldn't you go back?!

I was flustered to find out that I had signed a life contract with a demon just to start a fire but to think that I'd be responsible for relieving his desires!

The bickering romance between a big puppy demon and a small villainess lady!

It Looks Like I’Ve Fallen Into The World Of A Reverse Harem Game

When I opened my eyes, I was in a different world. I had become the game’s villainous princess who was feared by all. Not to mention… Completely naked men I didn’t even know were approaching me left and right! “Are you cold? Shall I warm you up with a hug?” “Oh? Have you not had enough yet?” Seriously, what’s up with this situation? And just how the hell am I going to get out of this freaking game?!

Father, I Don't Want to Get Married!

I’m Jubelian? The daughter of the duke and the villainess of this novel?

I managed to avoid my death with some previous knowledge about my life, as this was my second time at it. Now, I should be able to live a peaceful life!

“I’m not going to marry a man unless he has everything. I want the most wealthy, famous, and competent man there is.”

I dreamt of a glamorous life as the daughter of the duke, but my father tells me the Crown Prince who is known to be a lunatic is to be my husband! As an extraordinary measure, I couldn’t help but start a contract relationship. That is, with a handsome side character that looks better than the main one.

“Why are you trying to avoid being engaged to the prince?”

“He’s scary. I heard that he even kills his own entourage if he doesn’t like them.”

A few days later, the prince sent a terrible letter to me.

“I will not kill you.”

Oh no, did I set up another death trap for myself?

Like A Wind On A Dry Branch

"Hi, You."

Count Casarius fell victim to a plague and died suddenly, leaving behind a will stating that Rietta, his beautiful young widow of the manor, whom he tried to use as a concubine, be buried alive alongside him. Just before Rietta is buried, Archduke Axias, rumored to be a cruel tyrant, arrives at the funeral to collect the enormous debt Count Casarius still owes him.

“Everyone here seems to feel sorry for her, and I still have a debt to collect from Casarius… If I take her instead of debt, I think all of you here should be happy," he smiled.

"Hello, Temptress."

Everything was a Mistake

Roa Valrose reincarnated as villainess in the book. In order to avoid the fate of being burned at the stake, she approaches the hero, Nocton Edgar.

It hurts every time she gets closer to him. Nevertheless, for her survival, she does everything he wants her to do.

“Come again, Valrose.”

The mysterious Nocton unexpectedly sought her out every day.

Then one day, her friend for 10 years says something unknown to her.

“Actually, I have a dream. The Duke of Edgar is a terrible villain!”

He is not the hero, but the villain?

As soon as she realized that she had misinterpreted the role, she decided to get away from Nocton.

“Let’s not meet anymore.”

But the villain’s reaction was strange.

“Don’t go. You’ve always been special to me.”

She was suspicious of his sudden change of attitude.

Will she able to get rid of Nocton safely?

I Became the Tyrant's Secretary

I became the secretary of a tyrant in place of my clumsy brother to survive.

But I have so much potential for it. I’m so darn good at my job. Because I served the tyrant so well, ‘Everyone has a happy ending’.

Well then, shall I quit being a secretary and live a leisurely life now?

“Rosaline, tell me what you want.” He asked as he stepped down from his chair.

“I want to quit.”

His eyebrows twitched slightly.

“Do you want to die?”

Your highness, you never hold on to people who want to leave, so why’re you being like this to me?

Seduce the Villainess Father

After being in a bus crash, I woke up to the world of my favourite web novel.

Not only that, It was before the protagonists were born, to their parents’ world!

To stop the incoming multiple bad events.

I tried to prevent the kidnapping of the sister who is pregnant with the female lead!

But I got kidnapped instead?!

It's depressing to be kidnapped, but my body couldn't handle the mana and became a sunfish-like state

But... if I am next to the emperor who kidnapped me, my body becomes normal!

Right! The way to save that man from marrying a witch and getting killed by his son, and for someone who is vulnerable to mana such as myself to live, is for us to get married!

The Villains Savior

Set on a path to tragedy and misfortune from a young age, Aseph Randell is doomed to die a villain. That is, until the mysterious Elzay Tiathe appears in his life with a promise: "I can save you." After having vivid visions of him for so long, can Elzay untangle the twisted fate tied to Aseph... or will they both be dragged down together?

Contemporary Manhwa/Manga:

Night Crying Crow

This woman; who is she?

If something was action, it'd be action. If something was romance, it’d be romance. The A-list actor Cheon Woo Kang, who's great at every (genre), had his heart stolen away by an unknown woman who’d broken into his house!

“We'll meet again.~"

Woo Kang contracted an over imaginative illness as he drew the woman, whose name he didn't even know. In front of Woo Kang, she reappeared as the police officer Park Tae... Could the shadow of the crisis that appeared in front of them be a coincidence?

Raise wa Tanin ga Ii

Yoshino Somei would have been a normal high-schooler if not for the fact that she is the granddaughter of the leader of the Osaka-based Somei Group, the Kansai region's largest yakuza organization. One day, Yoshino hurries home after hearing of the news about the unification of Kansai and Kanto's biggest syndicates, the Somei and the Miyama groups. This, according to the article, will result in a marriage of the leaders' grandchildren—one of whom is Yoshino herself! Despite her best efforts to annul the arrangement, Yoshino has to go to Tokyo to visit her fiancé, Kirishima Miyama, who is unexpectedly nice and charming.

During their first meeting, Yoshino is swept up in various events and becomes unable to refuse moving to Tokyo, which is why, half a year later, she now lives with the Miyama group. At school, she soon realizes that Kirishima is very popular, so her relationship with him garners the hate of his fangirls and subsequently results in bullying. To make matters worse, Kirishima could not be further away from her prince charming since he, after all, was born to be a yakuza member.

Raise wa Tanin ga Ii follows Yoshino and her new life in Tokyo that is filled with nothing but troubles connected to the underworld. However, though she wishes to be as far from it as possible, this isn't Yoshino's first time dealing with the world of the Yakuza...

Positively Yours

To Hee-won’s dismay, the BFF she crushed on and her other BFF are now dating! Seriously bummed, Hee-won decides to go wild just one time, and find solace with a handsome stranger. A very satisfying one night affair has now turned into more — she’s pregnant! Fate brings them together again, and now the regimented Doo-joon is determined to do the right thing and marry her. But they’re basically strangers! Except... their bodies have been very intimately acquainted. What’s this mother-to-be to do?

True Beauty

After binge-watching beauty videos online, a shy comic book fan masters the art of makeup and sees her social standing skyrocket as she becomes her school’s prettiest pretty girl overnight. But will her elite status be short-lived? How long can she keep her real self a secret? And what about that cute boy who knows her secret?

Cheese In the Trap

Hong Sul is a ordinary college student. Yoo Jung is the school's most popular upperclass man. He's good looking, rich, smart, and even nice. However, Hong Sul thinks there's more to Yoo Jung than what meets the eye…

SPY x FAMILY

The master spy codenamed has spent his days on undercover missions, all for the dream of a better world. But one day, he receives a particularly difficult new order from command. For his mission, he must form a temporary family and start a new life?! A Spy/Action/Comedy about a one-of-a-kind family!

Doppio Senso (18+)

“What are you thinking about?”

“I’m thinking about a guy.”

KyungHyun stopped in the middle of a deep kiss and sighed. His lips began to form a smile, but his fierce glare said otherwise. Possessiveness and jealousy spread across his sculpted face.

“Will you tell me his name?”

His easygoing and languid voice reached her ears.

“Why?”

“So that I can shoot him down.”

[kpop-dungeon-dark]

Little Girl. (Younger!Nine/Wookjin x You)

•TRIGGER WARNING•

Warning(s): Semi-Noncon, humiliation, degradation, size kink, fingering, slapping, hair pulling, choking, strong language, older!y/n, spanking, wedging, a dash of fear kink. Read at your own risk. Both of you are of legal age in this.

The air in Y/n's apartment was thick with tension as she awkwardly nodded at Wookjin, the son of her kind neighbour lady seated comfortably on the couch in her living room as she fumbled through one of her drawers, grabbing the teaching notes she needed to help the boy with, still clad in her work clothes which were a tight black pencil skirt and a pretty peach dress shirt, feet bare.

Wookjin bit his lip as she looked her tight ass up and down from behind since she was crouching to level herself with the piece of furniture. The boy was struggling to fight the urge to undo the high professional bun her hair was in. It looked so pretty when it was down, flowing down her shoulders and ending just above her waist. Fuck. She was so beautiful. It was a shame how she was all smiles with him when she first moved in the apartment complex but started avoiding him when she learnt that he was just a college sophomore.

Y/n sighed as she dropped a booklet yet again, trying to suppress the shudder in her fingers. Although she had her back to the boy, the woman knew he was staring. God damn. He was always fucking staring. She hated it. If it weren't for his friendly and kind mother, she never would have agreed to tutor Wookjin.

She wanted to smack herself for being so stupid. Without knowing his age Y/n had so stupidly flirted with him here and there when she first moved in. Only to find out that he was 5 fucking years younger than her.

And the fact that his door was right opposite to hers didn't fucking help.

"O- Okay!" Finally standing up with the materials and notes she needed, Y/n softly pulled in a long breath, closing the drawer with her foot before whipping around. "Let's sta-" a surprised scream escaped the girl, the bunch in her hand falling down on the ground when she came chest to face contact with the younger one, blinking up at him in surprise, unconsciously gulping down a bike.

"W- What are you doing, Wookjin?" Her voice broke towards the end of the sentence, breath hitching as she reflexively tried to step back, ass hitting the chest of drawers.

"Tsk. Don't hurt that pretty little butt now." The woman's cheeks flushed hot at his vulgar words, heart leaping up in her throat when he placed his hand on the piece of furniture besides her, leaning down to level his face to her smaller height.

"W- Wookjin! What is this-!"

"Tsk." Using the back of his hand to lightly slap her pretty lips, the boy clicked his tongue. "Funny how you talk so much yet go mute whenever I am around" inching his lips closer to the female's, Wookjin stared down at her pretty lips, breaths getting heavier against them. "What did I even do, hm? One moment you were acting like you wanted me to fuck all your holes numb the next you started avoiding me for no reason." Before he could stop himself, his slender fingers wrapped around her pretty neck.

Fuck. It felt even better than he'd imagined. So soft, so thin, so pretty and vulnerable.

He felt his cock getting hard.

"Hm?" Raising an eyebrow he trailed his fingers up and towards her jaw, cupping it before his thumb rubbed her luscious bottom lip. "Cat got your tongue again, hm?"

Y/n felt tears welling up in her eyes. Fuck. She felt so small and weak. Body frozen. "T- This is... wrong" was the only thing she could whisper helplessly. So wrong yet so good. But she didn't want to admit it. "I- I am older-"

"Tsk." Closing the distance between them in a swift motion, Wookjin pressed his lips against hers, almost moaning at the heavenly feeling. Fuck. They were so wet and soft. "Seriously?" He whispered against her lips after pulling back, other hand trailing up her sides. "That's your lame reason? Age doesn't determine anything. If you're a weak little girl who needs someone to take care of her you just are-"

"N- No!" Her features hardened, displeasing the boy as she tried to stop the hand that was travelling down to her ass, weakly pushing at his strong chest. "I am n- not weak! This is wrong! I knew this was a bad idea! Get ou-" her words locked up in her throat in surprise when a soft slap was placed on her cheek.

"Really? Funny you say that because I see you struggling with basic tasks around the complex all the time. It's quite pathetic actually. How someone your age still can't do basic things properly. A surprise how you secured this job you have honestly." Y/n's cheeks glowed red in embarrassment at his words.

Fuck. She hated how his words effected her. From the butterflies in her stomach all the way down south.

No. Wookjin was so much younger than her. He was basically a kid and she was a university lecturer. How could she let him treat her like that and make her feel do small?

And just why the fuck did she like it?

Ugh.

Her head was spinning.

"S- Shut… up" the boy threw his head back and let out a loud laugh at her petty little words.

"Aw is that the best you've got, huh little girl?" Shaking his head, he whipped the older around and forcefully pushed her against the chest of drawers, not hesitating to rip her tight little skirt all the way up to her ass, pulling at the g-string she was wearing underneath in a harsh and humiliating wedgie, landing slaps on her ass.

"Look at this pathetic little thing thinking she can decide things around here. Tsk." Y/n bit down on her bottom lip, helplessly gripping the furniture as her face burnt in embarrassment, toes barely touching the ground due to the wedgie she was in.

Fuck. It hurt so good. She hated it.

"Quiet again, huh?" Squeezing and pulling at one of her fat ass cheeks, Wookjin landed another harsh spank, pulling the wedgie up and down. "Good. Little girls like you should stay quiet and let Daddy take care of them. That's when they're the prettiest" her chest was heaving up and down, ass crack, pussy and butt cheeks on fire from the assault they were under.

The woman how good it felt. She felt so vulnerable and weak. So helpless. And then being treated like such a small little thing by someone so much younger that she'd tried to act all big in front of.

An involuntary moan escaped her when Wookjin moved the string covering her vaginal opening to the side, still having her hanging from the wedgie. "Let's take a look at Daddy's property, shall we?" Followed by a deep chuckle. "Would you look at that!" Y/n's whole body jerked forward from the harsh smack her pussy received. "Acting all innocent and like you don't like it but actually pathetically dripping down there, tsk."

Leaning forward and over her back, the boy placed his chin on her shoulder, middle finger slowly stroking her swollen folds. "But you actually love this, don't you? You filthy little thing" biting down on her ear lobe, the male pulled at it, rubbing her flesh in circular motions, fingertip prodding her entrance. "Being taken care of by Daddy because you're clearly so pathetic on your own." Biting down on her lips, Y/n felt sweat trickling down the back of her thighs, knees trembling and pussy clenching at how good it all felt. "So desperate that you'd let someone so much younger than you put you in your little place."

"P- Please!" The girl whined at last when she felt his covered erection graze against her asshole, the hole clenching in defense. "Please!" Sweat broke down on her forehead, another whine escaping her.

"Please what?" Wookjin breathed in her ear, kissing down her neck and biting the soft skin of her neck softly.

She was so going to regret this when it was over. But Y/n figured she could worry about that later.

"P- Please, W- Wookjin… m- more…" A grin spread across his devilishly handsome face when he heard the words, getting even hard at how pretty she sounded. "P- Please… please… T- Take care of me, D- Daddy… Hhhhaahhhh~" her eyes rolled to the back of her head when his finger slipped in the tight ring of muscles of her virgin pussy.

Yes. You heard it right.

"Good slut…" The boy praised, letting go of the wedgie and allowing her to stand on her feet, gripping her throat and choking her again, pushing her face all the way back and kissing her soft lips upside down, pushing his tongue in and exchanging saliva, finger fucking her tight pussy steady and good. "How does my pretty whore feel?" Letting go of her throat, he messily undid her hair, painfully aroused himself.

"S- So good!" Tears leaked out of her eyes as she cried from the pleasure. Y/n looked so pretty it was blowing Wookjin's mind. Beautiful face red, pretty eyes red eyes full of tears, breaths heavy, skin covered in sweat, legs spread as her underwear laid stretched out on one side, disheveled hair decorating her body and pupils delated, a hickey forming on her neck. "P- Please, more!"

"Fuck!" The boy whispered impatiently, plopping his fingers out of her to have the girl whined with a pout, chuckling deeply before turning her around by the help of her hair, putting her up on the piece of furniture before ripping her shirt open along her bra.

"S- Shit… you're so strong" a smug grin etched on the boy's face at her words as he pushed all the ripped fabrics out of the way, cupping her soft and fat breasts, feeling her hard numbs with the pad of his thumbs, biting his lip when she moaned from the feeling of having her tits massaged.

"Ready, little girl?" Unbuckling his pants, Wookjin uncovered his hard erection, pumping it up and down before smirking. "Brace yourself here I come ready or not~" He loved the worried look on her face as she stared at his huge cock.

"Is it even normal for it to be that big?" She innocently asked, blinking at the boy with her legs spread wide, hands out of the way and fat tits glistening with sweat.

"Awww look at this cute whore being so inexperienced" the boy cooed, wrapping his hands in her hair and aligning his tip with entrance with the help of the other. "Not that I am complaining though-" his words were cut short into a low gasp when he slowly entered her slightly fucked open virgin entrance, grunting at how her walls hugged him. "Fuck!"

"I- I've never done this before with anyone… n- not even myself…" Throwing her head back, the girl cried out, clenching around Wookjin's fat cock in defense, thighs trembling as she felt his lips wrap around one of her nipples, tongue swirling around the fat nub. "B- Because no matter how hard I tried… i- it never felt good, Daddy! Ever!" The woman whined needily, relishing in the pain. "I- It hurts so good, Daddy… Y- You're so good!"

Wookjin fucked her harder upon hearing the confession, grabbing her throat and squeezing the air out of her, biting her other nipple before pulling at it, slapping the other recently abused boob, fondling it before slapping it again, causing the girl to cry out.

"Because you were meant to be my cock sleeve only, babygirl. Of course nobody else can pleasure you like I can. Not even if you try, but-" gripping her soft cheeks, the boy pulled her red and teary face closer to his. "You wouldn't dare, would you?" Y/n whimpered from the frightening look in his eyes, gulping. "What? Didn't hear me?" Slapping her cheek, he gripped her face tightly again. "Answer when you're being spoken to!"

Y/n clenched around his cock, whining loudly before nodding hurriedly. "I- I wouldn't! Never! I would never! I am all y- yours!" She loved how he was treating her. Fuck. He was so good and more. It was perfect.

"Good girl." Wookjin smirked in a satisfied manner, pulling her closer on his cock and himself by her knee, making her scream because it caused his balls to slightly push in her now gaping hole. "Fuck, babygirl… you're much tighter than I'd imagined." Slapping her now bruised marked tits, the boy fucked her walls harder, starting to rub her clit.

The girl yelped, her back arching from the pleasure as she gripped at the younger's strong shoulders, nails digging into his skin and eyes hitting the back of her head from the pleasure, pussy expanding even more now that his balls were also ramming in and out of her, one of the male's hands groping her ass, middle finger stroking her hole which shrunk even smaller in defense.

Whining softly, Y/n's head weakly fell on one of his shoulders, chest heaving up and down as she trembled from the pleasure, softly nibbling on the skin of his neck.

The male chuckled devilishly, prodding her butthole teasingly with the tip of his finger while snapping his hips swift and rough. "Not yet?" He referred towards anal, ignoring the stuff that was falling off the chest from how hard he was fucking her, the loud banging noise of the furniture hitting the wall eliminating the silence in the apartment.

"That's alright, babygirl. We'll get there. None of us are going anywhere, after all."

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Unedited. Honestly, even idk what this is LMFAOOOOOO.