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phlondphil · 2 years ago
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hannibal lecter knows kfc’s 11 secret herbs and spices.
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rosaalee · 9 months ago
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i’m going to be really normal about something
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YIPPIEEEEE WOOOHOOOO YAHOOOOOOOO OMGGG YAYYYYY
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mammoth-clangen · 1 month ago
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Special pliestocene rabbit?? Tragically, I couldn't find any specific evidence of Megabunnies so this is probably just a cottontail XD
I have come to increasingly dislike this part of the moon but hey ho >-<
The Ice Fang is not nearly as big as she looks on panel 3 but I'm supposed to be Going Fast so I'm not changing it c'x (her shoulder height isnt terribly higher than a Fleet Fang, she's just significantly bulkier)
Oh yeah I think this is the first time the name Fleet Fang is dropped in-comic, so by my own rules it's actually cannon now, yay!
Read on Comicfury
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delicourse · 1 year ago
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jolyne doodles
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screechingfromthevoid · 5 months ago
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Orym is giving very "I have fallen in love again and that feels like a betrayal to my dead husband" energy.
He's also giving "I care so much about my friends and I have to protect them but the love I have for one is so strong that it's distracting me AND it's not fair to the others"
Like there is so much love contained in the Orym and also so much guilt.
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abstract-hellbender · 6 months ago
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what if hey were cowboys,,, all im saying...
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harbingersglory · 2 months ago
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i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos
(he/him prns used for arle)
at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?
but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.
maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.
it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..
he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).
#minors dni#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#misc#arlecchino smut#arlecchino x reader#arle the stone butch that u r mwah#im a stone butch but im a stone butch with an exception#and the exception is arle he can do whatever he wants 2 me#obligatory mention that this isnt a genderbend. arle isnt a man here. thumbs up#hes just a butch. respect ur local butches 2 day!#anyway arle wearing the harness over his pants propaganda#its soooooooo#twirls hair. sir.#yall remember that tmasc arle thing i talked abt a bit ago. this is just that w bunny arle ough..#tmasc arle w a breeding kink who cant breed reader got me acting up like PLEASEEEEEE#i need normally super dignified arle to be so desperate he starts whimpering bc he wants to breed reader so bad it makes him look stupid#has this been done yet. g-d i hope so. i will ascend#tmasc bunny arle destroying every piece of furniture in the hoth in his efforts can i can a F 2 pay respects#i loveeeeeeeeee dignified super serious arle okay. is arle whimpering a little ooc. maybe#but he deserves to whimper!!!!! let him be pathetic okay thats my pookie :(#tmasc stone butch arle could fix me though i need. 2 write a proper fic abt rthis#arle is more like a hare but its also funnier 2 imagine he just presents himself as a hare so know no one knows hes a silly little guy#grabs his ears. free handlebars!!!!!!!!!#(disclaimer i am not responsible for what happens if u do)#okay ill shut up now I PROMISE...maybe.
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months ago
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ABOUT THE WELCOME HOME UPDATE LIVESTREAM!
in a miraculous turn of events, i can in fact stream the update Live, When It Drops, As It Happens! i did not expect this, sorry for the late notice!
i will be hosting it on my shiny new Youtube Account that i made purely for this <3
i'm tentatively assuming that we'll have some warning before the link/update drops, so I plan on starting the stream an hour Beforehand for a bit of a "pre-party"! that way we can say our hellos, let people join, freak out prematurely, and i can lay down some Ground Rules!
i hope to see you there!
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upsidedowngrass · 1 year ago
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ASCENSION.
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randomminty · 1 year ago
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please i am BEGGING for you to drop the other roleswap champion designs,,, i had no idea how hard cynthia would slay in lance’s fit and my animal brain is now starving for roleswap steven and lance if you ever feel confident enough to post them,,,,,;
[insert meme of guy on his hands and knees offering a wad of fanned-out dollar bills here]
TY JUST FOR YOU ANON…. i redrew my old designs. I still cant figure out stevens design but this will do
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Just for fun ill throw my old designs/brainstorming under a read more too!
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This is a year old. Theyre so ugly. Okay
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treyisms · 1 year ago
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dating joe “coop” cooper mini hcs (f!reader):
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(slight references to mature content)
- constantly stealing his plaid pants, especially in the morning (because they’re super comfy and they’re always slightly warm in a sweet way that lets you know coop is there <3)
- walking around the house in said plaid pants & a lil shirt, because last time you walked around in just coop’s t-shirt, remer nearly choked on his cereal and squeak tried to give him the heimlich which just resulted in remer falling backwards on squeak… and it was just… a lot
- coop loves butterfly kisses (batting his eyelashes against yours) because it’s such an intimate, but innocent way of showing love
- he sleeps flat on his tummy with absolutely no pillow so you are consistently squished underneath of him when you two sleep :’)
- he calls you so many lil nicknames esp “baby” & “honey”, and if you return the favor (HEAVY on calling him “baby”) he gets so red and does that lil nose scrunch ifykyk
- mf has the dreamiest eyes ever, so he’s constantly giving you heart eyes & announcing to the entire room, regardless of who is there “you know, you’re a really pretty girl y/n”
- it’s gotten to the point that when coop goes out to the bar after a game with his buddies, he’s just whining “man i just miss my girlfriend, ‘m gonna head home soon guys” for like 15 minutes straight until remer screams at him to leave already
- you are sitting in his lap CONSTANTLY, but there’s nothing he loves more than sitting in yours
- if you have long nails, he absolutely loves when you scratch them slightly down his back or the base of his head while he sits in your lap
- “that’s nice honey” with his eyes all closed and mouth slightly parted all happily :(((
- when he’s practicing his single shots, you stand in front of him with his chest to your back because he’s just absolutely obsessed with your body warmth (and other things)
- LOVES to look down his nose at you (not in the mean way, in a way that he loves feeling big and strong <3)
- squeeze his biceps it makes him feel so floaty & confident
- he def starts to throw out remer’s 3 in 1 shower products after you switch up his entire routine, but naturally remer is defensive
- “DUDE! my girlfriend said this shit is terrible for your skin stop using it” “but it’s 3 in fucking 1, that means it’s more soap dude! i’m getting cleaner that way dumbass!!”
- you usually don’t even have to break up their fights, it’s often followed by one of them stomping off, then the other for about 10 minutes or so, and then a sweet lil reunion between them
- because at his core coop is incredibly sweet & really loves to feel connected to the people he values
- chronic hand holder— like constantly kissing them, holding and squeezing them, playing with your fingers or rings, you name it.
- “you must really like holding my hand coop” “i just like you a lot.. that’s all” :)
- overall, he just absolutely adores you and calls you his “favorite lil cheerleader” :’)
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princelyprisms · 8 months ago
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they meet their TDP AU counterparts. Also the first time I use a comic format.
(inspired by the ask from @duckbang )
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lavenderyulu · 8 months ago
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me, after not posting for months without an explanation: oops
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brattyfemmebaby · 10 months ago
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your new nails? 🥴 can we please see? its for butch science
here you go handsome 💕 sorry for the delay, wouldn’t want to hinder the butch scientific method!
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terrymelody · 2 months ago
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Sonic 3 trailer dropped recently! How we feeling? We feeling good? We having a fun time with that yeah?
Quick question. When is the next one?
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ripdiy · 1 year ago
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weathersui brainrot :(
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