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hannibal lecter knows kfc’s 11 secret herbs and spices.
#hannigram#hannibal lecter#hannibal#hannibal season four#will graham#the 11 secret kfc herbs and spices#i promise im not stoned#lowkey wish i was though lol#microwaved kfc popcorn chicken hits bro#like that bitch could sniff out each thing like he was a fkn blood hound#kfc pay him to keep quiet#my new headcanon fr#dr lecter
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i’m going to be really normal about something
YIPPIEEEEE WOOOHOOOO YAHOOOOOOOO OMGGG YAYYYYY
#kristen stewart#rolling stone magazine#kristen stewart rolling stone#rolling stone magazine kristen stewart#BACKKKK#THE BACK#i….#im normal about this i promise
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Special pliestocene rabbit?? Tragically, I couldn't find any specific evidence of Megabunnies so this is probably just a cottontail XD
I have come to increasingly dislike this part of the moon but hey ho >-<
The Ice Fang is not nearly as big as she looks on panel 3 but I'm supposed to be Going Fast so I'm not changing it c'x (her shoulder height isnt terribly higher than a Fleet Fang, she's just significantly bulkier)
Oh yeah I think this is the first time the name Fleet Fang is dropped in-comic, so by my own rules it's actually cannon now, yay!
Read on Comicfury
#this was actually gonna be lumped with part 1 but it was a lot of work so i split them for upload purposes#i will get to asks i promise im just;;; tired;;; and trying to spend my free time actually drawing the comic bc i have Brain Worms#mammothmoon#mammoth moon#mammothclan#homotherium#clangen#burnet#sabertooth#kindred of the mammoth#i like the ice fang but Burnet feels off model in that last panel#still not 100% on her pose but i spent ages on it so it aint getting any better c':#sabercat#sabertooth tiger#u know i hate that term but i imagine its still what layfolk call sabercats#fleet fang#ice fang#smilodon#warriors#warrior cats#gotta get those sweet battle cat tags#pliestocene#stone age#ice age#mammoth steppe
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jolyne doodles
#jolyne cujoh#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#stone ocean#deliart#im gonna make the bottom middle doodle into a proper illustration#trying to work my way up to commission worthy standards#since im a little out of practice with how little i post#but i keep getting freak colds. like i dont know if its been a single long one or several with no pause. its been a month#but im not gonna go back on my promise to open comms. just need a little time to recover
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Orym is giving very "I have fallen in love again and that feels like a betrayal to my dead husband" energy.
He's also giving "I care so much about my friends and I have to protect them but the love I have for one is so strong that it's distracting me AND it's not fair to the others"
Like there is so much love contained in the Orym and also so much guilt.
#dorym#cr 3#orym of the air ashari#i promise ill watch the campaign eventually#i cant not#but im just sittitng here wildly speculating#because i havent seen them#i miss my boys#dorian storm#i also dont know if orym knows how much he means to everyone?#like i know the crown keepers at least love him so much#and im sure the bells hells adore him just as much or more#and he just seems like he doesnt know#i saw a thing about how sam was crying in cr 1 because he couldnt save liam and like?#the caption was like “liam not realizing anyone was trying ti save him” (or something) and thats just so orym#he doesnt let other people protect him#thats why dorian is so special#dorian has always been focused on orym#whether he knew it or not.#like truly that “orym doesnt know is doruan feels the same way” when thats literally all dorian has been showing him#i thought it was so obvious in exu prime.#more obvious than oryms feelings#and orym is just like “he couldnt possibly”#ORYM OF THE AIR ASHARI YOU ARE LOVED#YOU ARE LOVED SO FUCKING MUCH#okay ill shut up the tags are longer than the post#silver sending stones
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what if hey were cowboys,,, all im saying...
#IM SO SORRY THEYRE IN THE GREY MUSH VOID IDK HOW TO DO BACKGROUNDS 😿😿😿😿😿#its also late AF !!! and im sleepy and im being attacked by kidney stone... sigh... at least theyre real now#i was farting around with no reference btw so if they look freaky thats probably why LOL#LOLL bones no chaps LOSER @!!! LL!!!!#star trek#star trek tos#bones mccoy#leonard mccoy#james t kirk#james kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#uhhmmmm i think this is technically#mcspirk#because i tjink its fun and real😈😈👻👽👽👽🔥🔥#freaky bob af drawing dont let me on the computer after 10 pm#my art yo#ok ok ill cease my yappage i promise LA LA LAAA goodnight tumbr...
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i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos
(he/him prns used for arle)
at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?
but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.
maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.
it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..
he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).
#minors dni#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#misc#arlecchino smut#arlecchino x reader#arle the stone butch that u r mwah#im a stone butch but im a stone butch with an exception#and the exception is arle he can do whatever he wants 2 me#obligatory mention that this isnt a genderbend. arle isnt a man here. thumbs up#hes just a butch. respect ur local butches 2 day!#anyway arle wearing the harness over his pants propaganda#its soooooooo#twirls hair. sir.#yall remember that tmasc arle thing i talked abt a bit ago. this is just that w bunny arle ough..#tmasc arle w a breeding kink who cant breed reader got me acting up like PLEASEEEEEE#i need normally super dignified arle to be so desperate he starts whimpering bc he wants to breed reader so bad it makes him look stupid#has this been done yet. g-d i hope so. i will ascend#tmasc bunny arle destroying every piece of furniture in the hoth in his efforts can i can a F 2 pay respects#i loveeeeeeeeee dignified super serious arle okay. is arle whimpering a little ooc. maybe#but he deserves to whimper!!!!! let him be pathetic okay thats my pookie :(#tmasc stone butch arle could fix me though i need. 2 write a proper fic abt rthis#arle is more like a hare but its also funnier 2 imagine he just presents himself as a hare so know no one knows hes a silly little guy#grabs his ears. free handlebars!!!!!!!!!#(disclaimer i am not responsible for what happens if u do)#okay ill shut up now I PROMISE...maybe.
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ABOUT THE WELCOME HOME UPDATE LIVESTREAM!
in a miraculous turn of events, i can in fact stream the update Live, When It Drops, As It Happens! i did not expect this, sorry for the late notice!
i will be hosting it on my shiny new Youtube Account that i made purely for this <3
i'm tentatively assuming that we'll have some warning before the link/update drops, so I plan on starting the stream an hour Beforehand for a bit of a "pre-party"! that way we can say our hellos, let people join, freak out prematurely, and i can lay down some Ground Rules!
i hope to see you there!
#picarto lag is a bit ummm Iffy between my voice & what's happening on stream usually#i've noticed a bit of a discrepancy there and i dont wanna risk it#also i kinda trust youtube to have less Issues with things loading properly#so for this! This Important Event! im using yt to make sure the experience is the best it can be!#i'll continue to do art streams on picarto#this is just a one-off thing <3#it'll be fun :]c we're gonna have a great time :]c#absolutely unprompted#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#i will be Very thorough about the exploration i promise#i will leave no stone unturned... no link unclicked... no info overanalyzed....
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ASCENSION.
#hfjone#hfjone stone#hfjone liam#hfjone backpack#liam plecak#my art#late posting this but i dont feel like queuing it LOL#also i haent posted the big piece im excited abt . but when i do i promise this wasnt intended to be related to it#at least in terms of imagery#but im happy w how this turned out :)
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please i am BEGGING for you to drop the other roleswap champion designs,,, i had no idea how hard cynthia would slay in lance’s fit and my animal brain is now starving for roleswap steven and lance if you ever feel confident enough to post them,,,,,;
[insert meme of guy on his hands and knees offering a wad of fanned-out dollar bills here]
TY JUST FOR YOU ANON…. i redrew my old designs. I still cant figure out stevens design but this will do
Just for fun ill throw my old designs/brainstorming under a read more too!
This is a year old. Theyre so ugly. Okay
#he looks like steven stone if he had pronouns#anyway. wehhe.#didnt know if i should make a new post or just put the art under the ask ohhh welll#art tag#pokemon#i need a prper ask answering tag…… meh#minty rambles#champion lance#champion steven stone#i wont tag cynth shes not even here. shes here in spirit#to the other anon in my ask box…… im a tiny bit busy bit ill get to u. promise. i gotchu#ty for the ask!!!!!!!! deadass these designs wouldnt have seen the light pf day if u didnt ask i forgot the second i posted that cynthia#shout out to everyone tagging the cynthia art as teef. very common opinion. and the people calling her hot#lucky you didnt catch my in the height of my champion craze i could be SO insufferable rn. im a litle normal.#ill post this to twit but idk if i should now bc everyone asleep…. i could bump it in the morning…. hmm………#also ill be dead honest i got rid of lances littl ehair thing bc i thought hed look way too much like kuro enstars </3333#and bc i managed to draw his hairline and felt rly proud#okay bye bye. byyyyye#steven stone#girl has a full name i dont need to add champion. okay#ask tag
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dating joe “coop” cooper mini hcs (f!reader):
(slight references to mature content)
- constantly stealing his plaid pants, especially in the morning (because they’re super comfy and they’re always slightly warm in a sweet way that lets you know coop is there <3)
- walking around the house in said plaid pants & a lil shirt, because last time you walked around in just coop’s t-shirt, remer nearly choked on his cereal and squeak tried to give him the heimlich which just resulted in remer falling backwards on squeak… and it was just… a lot
- coop loves butterfly kisses (batting his eyelashes against yours) because it’s such an intimate, but innocent way of showing love
- he sleeps flat on his tummy with absolutely no pillow so you are consistently squished underneath of him when you two sleep :’)
- he calls you so many lil nicknames esp “baby” & “honey”, and if you return the favor (HEAVY on calling him “baby”) he gets so red and does that lil nose scrunch ifykyk
- mf has the dreamiest eyes ever, so he’s constantly giving you heart eyes & announcing to the entire room, regardless of who is there “you know, you’re a really pretty girl y/n”
- it’s gotten to the point that when coop goes out to the bar after a game with his buddies, he’s just whining “man i just miss my girlfriend, ‘m gonna head home soon guys” for like 15 minutes straight until remer screams at him to leave already
- you are sitting in his lap CONSTANTLY, but there’s nothing he loves more than sitting in yours
- if you have long nails, he absolutely loves when you scratch them slightly down his back or the base of his head while he sits in your lap
- “that’s nice honey” with his eyes all closed and mouth slightly parted all happily :(((
- when he’s practicing his single shots, you stand in front of him with his chest to your back because he’s just absolutely obsessed with your body warmth (and other things)
- LOVES to look down his nose at you (not in the mean way, in a way that he loves feeling big and strong <3)
- squeeze his biceps it makes him feel so floaty & confident
- he def starts to throw out remer’s 3 in 1 shower products after you switch up his entire routine, but naturally remer is defensive
- “DUDE! my girlfriend said this shit is terrible for your skin stop using it” “but it’s 3 in fucking 1, that means it’s more soap dude! i’m getting cleaner that way dumbass!!”
- you usually don’t even have to break up their fights, it’s often followed by one of them stomping off, then the other for about 10 minutes or so, and then a sweet lil reunion between them
- because at his core coop is incredibly sweet & really loves to feel connected to the people he values
- chronic hand holder— like constantly kissing them, holding and squeezing them, playing with your fingers or rings, you name it.
- “you must really like holding my hand coop” “i just like you a lot.. that’s all” :)
- overall, he just absolutely adores you and calls you his “favorite lil cheerleader” :’)
#i hope this is okay :’)#if it’s not i’m sorry & i promise i’ll get better!#this was so fun joe cooper im love you#quite self indulgent#trey parker#trey parker x reader#joe cooper#joe cooper x reader#baseketball#matt stone x reader#doug remer x reader#matt stone#s writes <3
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they meet their TDP AU counterparts. Also the first time I use a comic format.
(inspired by the ask from @duckbang )
#luciens stuff#the diantha parable au#pokemon#pokemon wallace#pokemon steven stone#pokemon diantha#pokemon cynthia#pokemon alain#i promise im doing tsme week art as well
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me, after not posting for months without an explanation: oops
#incombustibleshipping#daiala#pokemon alain#pokemon steven#pokemon#steven stone#i still exist i promise its just been a wild couple of months#blame it on a combination of being busy with work and other hyperfixations#which i can't post the art i made for bc the fandom is dead and i dont wanna pull them out the grave just to then ghost them afterwards#im still not fully back so don't expect like 20 posts in one week but im one foot out of the grave at least
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your new nails? 🥴 can we please see? its for butch science
here you go handsome 💕 sorry for the delay, wouldn’t want to hinder the butch scientific method!
#i’m sorry i promised pics and then immediately got glutened 🥲#sexier pics to come because im literally obsessed with this set#ask#baby.jpg#femme nails#stone femme#high femme#stone4stone#femme4butch#brat4butch#butch bait
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Sonic 3 trailer dropped recently! How we feeling? We feeling good? We having a fun time with that yeah?
Quick question. When is the next one?
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic movie trailer#dr robotnik#guys i’m going insane#I need a new trailer now I need more scenes of my boy stone#they said he was gonna be a main character in this film I would like to see that please#I was promised main character stone#I need more scenes of him and robotnik im going insane#agent stone
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weathersui brainrot :(
#my art#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#stone ocean#narciso anasui#weather report#wes bluemarine#domenico pucci#weathersui#i was going to post this side by side with a jolymes piece im working on but i wont have time to finish that one for a few days 💔#so!! lesbians coming soon i promise
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