phlondphil

[phlondphil]

i saw the tv glow; watched it flicker and sat real close that i fear my eyes have gone square. my mother would yell at me, ‘turn it off! you’ll burn a picture into the screen.’ but the light from the tv made the nights less scary and i was able to experience freedom, i didn’t need to keep looking over my shoulder.

when i asked people how they felt about it all, i came to learn that not everyone owned a tv - i felt privileged, but i knew my mother didn’t see it like that; tv’s meant less money- more bills to pay.

she’d beg and plead for me to switch it off, at least whilst my grandmother was in town – according to her, there were no tv’s in her time – but the remote was broken, or perhaps it was just that the batteries were flat, all i know is that no matter how much i pressed the off button, the tv would continue to glow.

[phlondphil]

j2 may have been friends for 20 years, but do they have a phouse? a phorgage? an enby child called pheal?

i don’t think so.

Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 1

[phlondphil]

just saw an advent calendar where instead of chocolate, you get an abundance of heinz sauces/dips, and if that isn’t the most perfect gift for daniel howell.

[phlondphil]

"is it stalking to simply be subscribed to a youtuber" dan you live in his house

[phlondphil]

bear, origin of symmetry, Japan, stalking on the internet, pet names

[phlondphil]

no but them noticing the splinge moment 9 years later after not a single phannie noticed....yeah yeah okay

[phlondphil]

i have been watching them for 10 years… CUNTY

[phlondphil]

honestly if phan wasn't real i'd roast dan so hard like. you live with that and you're gay and you didn't manage to pull it? skill issue

[phlondphil]

the seven second challenge

[phlondphil]

sending her a picture of dip and pip and saying this could be us but you’re playing.

[phlondphil]

help i just had a thought of them having friends over and they're sitting on the couch laughing with a glass of wine or whatever and phil with an arm resting on the back of the couch relaxed and happy and dan sitting next to him with his loud cackle and talking to their friends and little by little unconsciously shifting closer to phil as the evening goes on wdapteo 2 style and by the end he's fully leaning into phil's side and neither of them cares or even notices bc they're in their forever home with their friends safe and happy and tipsy and laughing and im gonna throw up

[phlondphil]

mid-video emergencies (2024 // 2017)

[phlondphil]

just thinking about how this is going to ruin the world tour.

[phlondphil]

i love dan's initial reaction of intrigue for the two seconds it takes him to remember they're looking at phil's likes and the look on phil's face while watching the video quickly changing when he remembers dan is also watching

[phlondphil]

it was a vegas phedding.

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(comment by @tarotfiend)

[phlondphil]

just learnt that my gay dads are actually father and son, forgive me if i don’t message straight a way.