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I'm so proud of her. Cut him out of your life Octavia. It's for the best.

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No wonder I was getting deju vu. I knew that dance scene looked familiar. The purple animatic on the left is by Dark Crowl which was done 3 years ago.

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The views just keep dropping and dropping.

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"I grew up on South Park. Nyeh."

I remember some Tweet Viv made a while ago about how she grew up watching South Park. I might be wrong; it was a while ago. And I watched it--because I'm like that. Ultimately it doesn't matter though. The humour is still dogshit. I don't see the resemblance between HelluvaBoss and SouthPark with its humour. South Park makes me cackle, while HelluvaBoss makes me understand that Vivizepop and Brandon Rogers are stuck in the 2010 to 2015 edgy millennial skit culture. It's the type of humour that Idubbbz and Filthy Frank would be in, but distilled to just sex jokes only. Brandon Rogers similar skits to them, but its just ugh.

What's worse? Viv thinks that penises, by themselves, are the funniest things to exist. If a cock was hilarious, then why can I casually explain an erection without giggling? Oh! It's because it's inherently unfunny. That's why. Holy shit, a, a penis!? Hard and eager to do the deed to the bootyhole? Hilarious. And everyone clapped. Sex? Shebang time? Wow, what a concept. And the world kept spinning.

South Park? It has so many layers of irony upon irony, it makes me laugh. The offensive nature aside. HelluvaBoss jokes are structured to resemble some shit out of Brandon Rogers skits (spoiler alert Brandon Rogers writes the jokes) and I don't find any of his shit funny either. Because the jokes use offensiveness as the crutch. Southpark in contrast uses actual wit and absurdity.

Oh and the cussing? Yeah. A garnish of shit, beside the penis obsession.

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Debating on something. Uppercutting Viv entirely with a better-written series. As fucked as the relationship is between Stolas and Blitz- if the show were self-aware, it would've been good and a lot of interesting drama could have happened, but noo.

I already have a story cooking, but it's something entirely different. However, I don't see why I couldn't write a second story either. That's better than Viv’s crap.

Re-writing Helluva Boss is pointless. It’s fanfiction. I can just make a whole new series.

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They kill the baby. (Viv makes rape a joke. suicide a joke.) So of course they make episode about abortion (which give hoe viv writes about topic like rape and suicide. she handle abortion bad) or the baby is still born and Viv will written in awful (there millie development she had still born baby. get fuck fans)

I'd rather not. I really hope not. It would be just disgusting and disturbing.

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This man is literally crying harder over being poor than he is about not being able to call his daughter anymore.

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I will admit to give credit where credit is due, Viv somehow made me not like her show with one season.

That episode was literally trying to justify cheating. Aparently "its ok to cheat if your cheating on your wife with a man!"

Like do I have to remind IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SERIES BLITZØ WAD FINE KILLING A FAMILY WHERE THE MAN CHEATED WITH A WOMAN?

I am tired I dont know HOWWW people can think that this is ok. If ANYONE gets cheated on they CAN BE ANGRY! IT IS NOT FUCKING JUSTIFIABLE AT ALL.

And just like I predicted, they are gonna use Millie being pregnant as a way to grow her character.

Honestly its the double standards and the justifying cheating that makes me hate this.

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WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE

VIVIENNE ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ITS OKAY FOR A MAN TO CHEAT ON HIS SPOUSE IF ITS WITH ANOTHER MAN BUT IF A WOMAN CHEATS WITH A MAN SHE DESERVES NO MERCY?

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I didn’t want to talk about Helluva Boss for various reasons but I think it’s time, because….

YES VIA YOU GO GIRL I AM SO PROUD OF YOU I WISH I HAD SO MUCH COURAGE AT YOUR AGE, YOU SAID TRUTH AND JUST TRUTH I LOVE YOU I WATCHED THIS EPISODE JUST FOR YOU AND I AM GLAD I DID BECAUSE YOU DID IT! WISH YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO SEE STOLAS OFTEN!!!!!!!!!

Like her song was great and how she didn’t bow to Stolas gaslighting and that despite having to endure so much and being in awful position she still has courage to stand against adults around her, but also enough empathy to know when line is crossed.

I love you Octavia!

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I would be laughing right along with Stella. He could've tried to call her after the trial, hell, he could've called her after he saw loona and blitz hugging but no it yet again takes him hanging out with blitz to finally remember he has a daughter

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Vivziepop Dropped Sinsmas Today... Yay... (Sarcasm)

Well here we go... another round of Vivziepop that no one asked for. Let's see how this episode goes!

And spoilers... Stolas is in the first scene 💩 as you can tell since I'm currently watching it

My hope when continuing is that Vivziepop doesn't do unspeakable things to Octavia for the sake of Stolas and Stolitz because if I find out they did something to her I'm going to be unforgivably pissed! Octavia deserves better!

I'll Update this later!

Wish me luck :')

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mammon ass

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a list of character designs and character personalities that are better than loona? :3?

Okay :3!

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The laziness with fem presenting styles is just as annoying as the masc one…

They all have the same fashion sense… if you think about it most of these outfits could be swapped with maybe a few colour tweaks and you wouldn’t see much of a fashion difference. As if it never even was a consideration in developing their personalities.

Practically the same … and she is considered royalty or at least someone at pop stardom?

BONUS: I’m sure we have all gotten quite sick of the “X”s all over the place… Cherri, Vaggie, Verosika, Carmine

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design issues. All the same head 🤔

Guess who’s who hellaverse edition! This isn’t altered like some… this is straight traced without the hair horns and tails as to make it clear what the huge problem with these designs are.

they aren’t unique. They are dressed up to look unique but at their base level they are exactly the same design just decorated with a billion bips and bops to give the appearance of diversity. When you get rid of all the visual noise you are left with the same person…

personally I was quite offended by this because it’s used merely to trick and bully critics. First you can’t use someone who isn’t even in the main cast- second you can’t physically alter those characters body shapes to prove a point. That immediately muddles the evidence to your own benefit. (Vaggie’s body does not look like that and they used like the only 3 unique designs- shoving in adam to balance out the white and purposefully deliberately changing their colours)

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God, she’s cunt, bitch, and brat all rolled into one. I’m obsessed with her. Stella Goetia they could never make me hate you.