#i promise i promise i promise

[etherealjalapeno]

birds of a feather , billie eilish and FINNEAS // vladmir nabokov , letters to véra // emma , jane austen // close to you , gracie abrams // i’ll give you the sun , jandy nelson // call me maybe , carly rae jepsen // stockholm syndrome , 1D // the good place , chapter 48 , the answer s4 ep9 // euripides , anne carson // eternal sunshine of a spotless mind // no control , 1D

[iheartmoons]

I HAVE DECIDED AND I WILL STICK TO IT. THAT I AM GOING TO FINISH ALL OF MY FICS. AND THEN AFTER THAT I WILL WRITE LONG CANON COMPLIANT NOBLEFLOWER.

[a-moth-to-the-light]

[it hurts — 2ne1]

[songofsaraneth]

another cute decorative storage box would fix me

[soulcrushingstrider]

Gotta hold off on rebranding to a sonic blog, I've been outed as a fake fan

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[aetherjay]

the real reason he did it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[a-sweeter-solarsystem]

take my hand for a moment

your objective from this point on is to survive

the election results are going to take a few days. The world is going to be very tense. I want you to take all the things you like to do to distract yourself and splurge on them. I want you to go eat your favroite foods and spend time with friends. I want you to do what you gotta do to make sure you can make it through the week.

There are people out there who want you to survive. There are people out there who are just as scared as you are.

We'll get through this. We will find a way

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[junkworldusa]

you make me want to draw again

here you go! this is also for my future self.

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[hotcinnamonsunset]

The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅