soulcrushingstrider

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This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

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companies giving you food instead of a raise actually works on me because i'm that obsessed with food. you could hold back my class consciousness this way I fear

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calculator app looooves to disguise itself as clock app. shell put on her little makeup and wig and you tap on her and then your all in numbers andd calculations world and you go i didnt want this!!!!!!! and you have to miserable leave and go crawling over to clock app whos a mean old hag whos always waking you up and you think God i wish i was at calculator right now

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parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats

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Still not over this

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests

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sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

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youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week

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Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

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wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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peace and love on my dash this afternoon

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🥴💕💕💕

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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

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Started reading Champions

Is this anything?