#i planned to eat it btw

[warmfuzzyanimal]

mmilo... milomilo... mmmmoilo...

[canonkiller]

do you consider your self made?

[abyssal-glory]

vector portrait for digital imaging class of RGB!! hey go read The Property of Hate if you haven’t already btw it’s an amazing comic by @modmad that i’ve been hotglued to since my junior year of high school.

big thank you to mod for giving their permission/blessing to wrestle with this horrible tv bastard in adobe illustrator for the express purpose of shilling him and this comic to my unsuspecting class <3

(edit: god okay pls click for fullscreen. hogy shit)

[velvet-games]

fucked up staticmoth time! (no idea if this is good or not lol; I've never written dead dove-adjacent stuff before)

cw for dub/non-con, (extremely) unhealthy relationship dynamics, acephobia, racism

I wrote vox as kind of a disaster bi that fell in love with everyone in favorite, which I thought would be incompatible with aroace vox, but! I think it's perfect actually.

I present to you:

aroace vox who was rejected by everyone, who never had enough actual romantic/sexual experience in life to realize she'd never felt allo attraction (she does love very deeply, just not like that)

asian vox who feels emasculated by the stereotype that asian men are impotent/undesirable and will fight to the death to prove that he does indeed fuck (she doesn't)

transfem vox who is so unbelievably repressed that she overcompensates by playing the role of a dominant, hypersexual man after death

vox who is so immediately enamored by valentino's attention that she interprets the feeling of validation as love

vox who starts to believe that alastor's criticisms of her must've meant he was just a heartless asshole and never really her friend in the first place

(mildly) sex-repulsed vox who learns from valentino that love and sex are supposed to feel uncomfortable and scary

valentino who implies on several occasions that aroace people aren't real; they're just boring prudes who aren't hot enough get laid! sex is a part of human nature, mi amor; relax, it's all in your head.

sex-repulsed vox who loves valentino anyway, because the moments of genuine comfort and affection are special to her

they'll always be special to her, unfortunately

sex-repulsed vox who is so paranoid about valentino getting bored of her that she discovers her hypnosis powers while trying to convince him to fuck her

he still wants to fuck her, right? she's still worth something?

maybe val never really liked her, maybe he was lying about finding her attractive, but vox can make sure he wants to stay. and it's supposed to feel bad when it happens; it's the least she can do to endure it ...

vox who starts to feel sick to her stomach thinking about valentino touching her, but it's just butterflies. she's just nervous. she's just in love.

vox who gets trigger happy and starts hypnotizing val when he shows any signs of being out of her control

vox who eventually can't tell how much the hypnosis has done and how much of val is actually intact

vox who wants to care about that last part, but who does she have if valentino leaves her?

[thedeadthree]

THE SUN ON YOUR FACE ON YOUR SHOULDERS ITS GOLDEN MOUTH WHISPERING (SO IT SEEMS) YOU! YOU! YOU! — 𝐂𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀 𝐕𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑. 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟. (x)

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[cal4hysteria]

jesusdre redraw

everythings alot more detailed zoomed in or wtv

not my proudest work but oomf wished forit💔💔 @redlimvs when i catch you.

[felinecyan]

…I’m sensing that you guys like how I depict Bakugo in my fics 👀

Seriously, though, thank you!! I’m glad that everyone seems to be enjoying my writing :) These notes and comments are really making me feel like the Kahvana of Tumblr (shout out to those who know who I’m talking about 🗣️), so I feel really honored by that 🥹🥹

But, damn. 1k notes?! It’s time to start on another one ✍️✍️

[guinevereslancelot]

a koi pond for your dash:

❀ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ༄ ❀ 𓆝 𓆟 ༄ ❀ 𓆞 𓆝 ❀ ༄ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

[momentomori24]

Me as a non-american watching there be an actual struggle voting between a black woman and a convicted felon found guilty on 34 charges who has a history of being a homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic, racist, predatory danger to anyone with a pulse that isn't a cishet white man and finding out that he's somehow in the lead 💀

I know most politicians are so evil that they outlive the average joe because they are propped up by the puppet strings of Satan himself, but I'm kinda hoping he dies before he can make any real damage (for legal reasons this is a joke).

Anger and unsurprised astonishment aside, stay safe, y'all. Really hoping you guys are gonna be Ok. I'm going to be fuming extra hard on your behalves.

[wild-at-mind]

When you tell people they should be sending every spare penny to their chosen Gaza fundraiser or they are Bad. But then it all gets a bit too stressful so you have to leave tumblr. :(

[wetslug]

made a good ass mealprep lunch im kind of pumped to go to work tomorrow so i can eat it

[squipedmew]

Drew a humanized Jogo and Hanami from Jujutsu Kaisen! I decided to make them sorcerers, but not affiliated with Jujutsu Tech. I'd imagine they'd be for-hire, kinda like Toji, but with actual cursed abilities.

[3cosmicfrogs]

you asked for SLIGHTLY fucked up 3zun but unfortunately my measures for what is slighty fucked up and what is very fucked up are completely fucked up themselves so i'll just say that everytime i think about 3zun i go 'someone here should have their ribs cracked open so jiggy can get directly to the heart" is that anything?

[sicko.jpeg] yes.... yes...!

Mingjue's heart is literally right there, it would be a shame if someone took a bite

[swiftcast-selene]

"you think he's just making us do his chores?" "who cares? look at the size of this one! you could serve 'im up for dinner." "...he does look delicious."

[tombfriend]

studies of some recent mirror selfies (do not attempt at home)

[organised-disaster]

Unclear who's holding who hostage in this relationship (picrew)

WARNING:: BARELY CONTAINED YAPPING

The story: Inessa is OBSESSED with Essex. Terrified to ask them but every time she sees them she experiences the worst bisexual panic known to man. She is INFATUATED for months before Essex even notices that she's stalking them. When they DO notice that Inessa is the one leaving them increasingly more threatening and violent love notes, they assume Inessa is human, just a particularly sick and weird lonely one and decides they want a free meal, because it's been a good long while since they've been properly full.

It's worth noting at this point that Inessa can sense magical or otherwise inhuman people. It's how she instantly sees through Jess-Ava's disguise (if Jess-Ava didn't give it away with her A+ acting). She assumes all vampyrs can do this.

(spoiler alert they can't)

So Essex slides up real smooth next to Inessa and asks for her number. Inessa promptly melts and gives it to them. They text for about thirty seconds before Essex decides it's probably safe to invite Inessa to their house. It is ABSOLUTELY not safe Inessa is insane and shouldn't be trusted even a little bit but they invite her regardless.

When Essex inevitably tries to turn a teenage make-out session into a true crime story, Inessa shoves them off while they spit out all the dust Inessa's rapidly regenerating carotid artery turned into, utterly confused at why Essex would even try that. She then reveals her sixtyfivehead and waits for Essex to tell her that no, they didn't express an interest in her just to eat her because they thought she was human.

They don't.

She runs home and gives herself a pat on the back for keeping it together long enough to make it to Jess-Ava's old cabin. She proceeds to ugly cry for six straight hours.

Essex feels like shit and tries to make it up to her by going on a few real dates, although just as friends. Inessa doesn't let the friends status stay though and they eventually start for real dating after a few months and it's not questionable at all