#doesnt have to be insane it just has to be made because making stuff Feels Good.

[swiftcast-selene]

"you think he's just making us do his chores?" "who cares? look at the size of this one! you could serve 'im up for dinner." "...he does look delicious."

[3n-vi-ous]

little things about the obey me cast

lucifer

The Mom Purse™

has everything you could possibly ever need in his bag (which he carries around everywhere)

probably enchanted it to hold more than its meant to

always has to have some kind of non-water drink- usually hot tea or coffee

will never admit to it but he loves those super sugary iced drinks that barely have any coffee in them

very little spice tolerance. keeps a straight face because his brothers will jump on it SO fast

wears gel liner and mascara (would be a super pretty crier because of it)

mammon

talks to himself out loud when he's alone. will have whole conversations

eats SO much junk food but somehow stays in good shape (insane metabolism + actually works out at the gym with beel when he has the time)

chronic over exaggerator

incredible spice tolerance, will totally make fun of lucifer should he find out about his lack thereof

doesn't know how to say no (as seen in the game)

sleeps with socks on because the bed sheets are bad sensory

leviathan

once watched human world brain rot for shits and giggles and now he cant get it out of his head

wants to test if cocomelon works on mammon (spoiler alert: it does)

squeaks when he does a big stretch

could absolutely wreck somebody's shit but never thinks to in actual situations

not shy, just socially inept and bitter. he chooses not to interact

reads the devildom version of ao3 near religiously

satan

HAS to sit cross legged or some non-conventional way

doesn't matter what he's sitting on. its happening

totally the type to sit on a couch or armchair upside down with his head hanging off

doesn't like acidic food/drinks, it makes his teeth feel weird

would watch wendigoon if introduced. i think he'd love video essays (mystery flesh pit, anyone?)

writes personal notes in glittery gel pen

asmodeus

has a perfectly organized pencil pouch for school

once got swarmed by devildom geese. worst day of his life

steals his brothers' clothes ('i have to show you how to style these things correctly!')

would never stoop so low as to go to the casino, but is better at poker than mammon

will lie with the straightest face

eats finger foods with a fork because he doesnt like grease on his hands

beelzebub

comically easy to scare

takes really bad notes, even when he pays attention

has won several fangol games for his team

weirdly good art. mostly does chibi style doodles inspired by whatever anime Leviathan last made him watch

would cover for any of his brothers if they committed a crime (if they would even get persecuted- they are political figures)

if obey me was a musical, beel would be the one asking why everybody is singing

very smell sensitive, dislikes strong hand soaps, deodorants, etc

belphagor

always has snacks on him, in his bag, in the attic, etc

this came around because of beel, ofc

additionally, always wearing cargo pants of some kind when he's not in pjs. loves pockets

can do some sick knife tricks

not too far from canon, but falls asleep in weird places. often falls asleep sitting up, and if it's the only quiet place he can find he will absolutely pass out in a closet

would bring his brothers to the back of spencer's for the lols

diavolo

takes very large steps, mostly due to his height, and is very hard to keep up with

adrenaline junky. what with his inherent power, it just really gets him going to feel like he's in danger

can't say a tongue twister to save his life

likes party games like cards against humanity

hums to himself a lot, stims with the vibrations

the only one who can reliably tell when asmo is lying

loves lucifer for his dog and his dog alone /j silly

sometimes convinces barbatos to teach him how to cook. knows how to make some simple stuff

barbatos

probably cracks his joints really loud

can beat you up but thinks he's above it

has his own fandom of people who've got the hots for him

lucid dreams all the time

has an in depth skincare routine. shares tips with asmo

probably watches people sleep sometimes

i think it'd be cute if he sewed or crocheted or something in his free time

mephistopheles

has really expensive cologne

very low alcohol tolerance. also only likes fruity drinks

rolls his eyes SO much for literally no reason. he's just a brat

his devilgram is full of pictures of his horses

never learned to drive. always either on horseback or is driven by a personal driver

secretly loves white girl music

great with kids, pretends to hate him but he loves his brother

would totally get bullied on roblox

simeon

smells like lavender

once swore in front of luke and damn near died of shame

paces a lot when he's in thought

gets very in the zone when he's writing, hates being interrupted

absolutely wakes up november 1st and decorates for christmas. its not even a religious thing, he just likes the aesthetic

probably wears a really fancy watch he got from lucifer or diavolo

i mean this is kind of already canon but simeon would fall for someone he finds worth it

luke

knows all the swear words. will never say a thing

needs a nightlight to sleep but would rather die than tell somebody

likes to sit on simeon's lap and show him devildom brain rot because simeon doesn't understand what he's looking at

cant pronounce 'comfortable'

got simeon and solomon to get him a pet fish after he saw henry 2.0

the best at hide and seek, will not be found by anybody short of barbatos

if he were to have a discord server it would be all bots because he likes to play with them

solomon

sleepwalker

has scared the ever living shit out of simeon and luke in the middle of the night cause he's standing there dead asleep in the kitchen

cant stand silence. usually playing music or talking out loud when alone

gestures a lot when speaking

would probably kick a vending machine if his food got stuck

it'd be really funny if he ever got hit by a bus

his room is a MESS. only cleans it for luke (he likes to hang out in there) or possibly mc

[forsaken-headcanons]

hope ur askbox didnt eat my paycheck headcanons i want those back lol. anyway heres some c00lkidd + bluddud + pr3typriincess headcanons because the silly. the silly-blings. somewhat angsty but also fluff so yea

c00lkidd was the first to get forsaken'd of the 3, followed shortly by bluddud and only joined by pr3typriincess MUCH later

c00lkidd and bluddud knew eachother already from playground rivalries and their parents being friends

>side headcanon: oo8n8 and 007n7 knew eachother in highschool and college (possibly even dated for a bit) and were both hackers. oo8n8 mostly flew under the radar tho cuz she preferred subtly fucking w/ppl's heads, moving stuff and making them think theyre going insane kinda thing :]

anyway yeah back to the sillies - bluddud bullied c00lkidd a lot for a while. c00lkidd bullied him back tho theyre just little shits to eachother

bluddud got really homesick pretty fast. c00lkidd saw this and kinda felt bad so gave him his lolipop to make him feel better (which is why he uses that for bludgeoning damage)

bluddud broke down from the losses and homesickness first because a. his mom isnt there and b. hes more aware of his situation and doesnt really have motivations other than wanting to play. he cries in private. c00lkidd finds him and actually does sit with him n such, and they kinda bond more after that

bluddud teaches c00lkidd how to play mariokart and promptly gets his ass kicked /hj

bluddud is taller than c00lkidd outside of rounds (they get more twisted while in the rounds in my hc) so c00lkidd gets piggyback rides occasionally

pr3typriincess was one of c00lkidd's classmates before she got forsaken. idk who her parent is canonically if she has one but for now im assuming shes an orphan

bluddud actually gets along with her pretty well and doesn't mind her unless shes trying to force him to play princesses again

c00lkidd likes her and they play princess and dragon/dracobloxxer together. sometimes they force bluddud to be the knight or the princess

pr3typriincess is more used to being alone than the other two so she's the least prone to breaking down, and actually supports the boys quite a bit

when she DOES rarely break down the boys drop any argument they have to go comfort her (this goes for all 3 eventually)

pr3typriincess made bracelets for each of them :) they never take them off

bluddud can cook a few things and is old enough that the other killers let him use the knives and stove so he cooks for them sometimes (mostly mac n cheese and apple slices n shit like that)

theyre found family siblings by the end trust

after forsaken c00lkidd BEGS 007n7 to adopt pr3typriincess. he caves and does after meeting her and remembering her from his son's classes

bluddud also tried to get oo8n8 to do that but 007n7 beat her to the punch. they settle for just living close by and hanging out a lot

they stay really close it's very sweet

bluddud can and will kick bullies' asses for the other two (and vice versa)

they join his streams sometimes :] they have fun (bluddud ragequits/silly)

ok im done thats all goob bye :]

-🍫🐈 anon

Your paycheck headcanons are safe. Do not worry.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Making s'mores w/ the proxies

Bro I made cajun shrimp a while ago and I wanna make it again it's so good but my dad doesnt like cajun seasonings💔

Notes: reader is GN, admin shows his bias against smores and its so obvious LMAO, masky and hoodie are stubborn about their masks

CWs: none

MASKY

loathes smores, he just thinks theyre too much and not worth the mess.. he doesnt have much of a sweet tooth, and the only reason he would eat one is because you went through the effort of starting a fire and bringing the stuff out and meeting him in the woods

has his back to you while hes eating his, hes not quite to the "hes fine with lifting his mask up around you" stage, and its going to stay like that for a long while

viscously rubbing his face afterwards to get rid of any leftover mess, he hardly ever talks or makes a sound but you can hear him hissing under his breath as he works

snatches up any napkins or wipes you hand him and rubs his face clean- may rip his mask off to clean the insides of it because he put it back on not realizing there was still more mess on his face

rage rage anger he hates it so much

HOODIE

you have to beg him to take his nasty crusty gloves off before you even open the bag of marshmallows- for both your sakes... you love him, really you do, but you cant stomach the idea of him touching the same food youre going to eat with said gloves

doesnt much care for smores actually, he thinks theyre too messy... it gets absolutely everywhere and he isnt too fond of the feeling of his mask sticking to his face where he missed some spots

it also doesnt help that he doesnt fully take off his mask, only lifting it up enough to eat the damn thing... he wouldnt have to worry about it if he just took the entire thing off... but oh well

likes the marshmallow moderately roasted- far from burnt, but toasted enough that its softened

would prefer a different treat next time

TICCI TOBY

you know what? blasting him with the beam of "has never tried a smore before in his life because the author has never gotten to try one"

burns his marshmallow but he prefers it that way, both texturally and flavor wise, you may think him insane for roasting it until the outside looks like coal but it brings him joy!

doesnt mind the mess it makes, if he gets some of the melted marshmallow on his hands he might wave it in your face and pretend hes about to touch you

very passionate debate on whether or not the chocolate goes under or above the marshmallow- he thinks it tastes better above but most people do it under.. he swears it tastes better this way! just try it!

you know how some people will take those cracker/meat/cheese lunchables and make a giant stack? he does that with the smore and its as messy and horrific as it sounds

[cryingatwindermerepeaks]

Massive massive sympathy re your current pain situation: ive never experienced that (although ive definitely had astma flare ups where having to move even a tiny bit is just way too much) but it must be really hard. As per your doctors order: someone makes fun of Lottie for crying over the tv thing and the rest of the YJ swarm them and throw them out of the window as they deserve bc omg MEAN >:I

Other agere thoughts: -Tai generally being very non confrontational when shes little but then she's colouring in and Lottie makes her go over the lines and Tai just fully slams her to the ground -Also little tai refusing muddy outdoor play when she's feeling fragile bc dirt on her hands is triggering. Also seeing the others make mudpies and being encouraged to join in and getting upset bc the whole eating dirt while sleepwalking thing is RAW for her -Jackie and Lottie absolutely HOARDING anything that can be used as sylvanian family furniture or props. Like Laura Lee sees all the thread has been taken off a cotton reel bc Jackie wanted it to make a table/ bottle caps being taken off still-full bottles/cute buttons being 'accidently' ripped of Jackie's new shirt and very conveniently turning up in her dollshouse.... -Van calling sweets 'lollies' bc of Bluey and getting everyone confused bc of lollies in Australia meaning 'general sweets' vs meaning lollipops other places -Mari colouring in her fingernails with feltpens for nail polish and Shaina asking why she doesnt just use her own nail polish and Mari's like '.....its not the SAME' -Van complaining a LOT when its her turn to drive them all somewhere and then later playing a game with Mel involving pretending to drive a cardboard box car. And like the game isnt even exciting, she's literally just playing that shes getting groceries and getting petrol but she also whines about doing that irl XD

Feel better soon <3 ~yjdrabbles

eeeee ansnsns this made me giggle so much. yeah, defenestration deserved.

Anyway, anyway, i love all of these. Thank you so very much for this it cheered me up plenty! My thoughts:

- Tai is such a mellow kid until she doesn’t feel like she’s in control of a situation, so disturbing her colouring - especially having her make a mistake which she’s very hard in herself about - would set her off immediately. And Lottie, not really understanding what’s going on, just getting up and shoving right back. She isn’t really upset by it at all, and very unaware of the bruise that’s going to pop up tomorrow. Tai and Lottie shoving fights are so funny to me, like they are both so calm but also so violent.

- Tai would hate mud play. Not only is it icky because it’s messy, she also feels so embarrassed about other tai and the mud that she feels like everyone would judge her for playing with mud (even if they have no idea). It also just makes her feel so sick and uncomfortable.

- They would be absolutely insane with the hoarding (i mean, same). Anything small enough will go missing no matter how unconventional and everyone knows if they are looking for something it’s probably in one of the Sylvanian families houses. “And this is Mrs Rabbit and her babies.” “Jackie are her babies sleeping in the lid of my shampoo?” Yes, they are. And Lottie is the best at swiping things without being noticed so they always grab stuff without people realising and she’ll later just hold it up to Jackie super proudly.

- This one made me laugh so hard because i (an australian) had to read this twice before i understood it. People refer to lollipops as ‘lollies’ and everything else is candy? This makes little sense to me but I completely understand how confusing it would be for everyone - I bet she picks up a lot of words which confuse the others and often imitates their accents without realising.

- Mari definitely thinks sharpie nails are the coolest ever. Shauna just doesn’t understand fashion.

- This is so funny. Van having the time of her life playing ‘drive to the grocery store’ after whinging about having to actually do just that this morning. Everyone except Van would find it very amusing. And, when big Van complains about driving she definitely gets many comments about ‘would you prefer it if we bought a cardboard car instead?’ Which she doesn’t appreciate.

[moomary]

scars are A Thing™ with wriothesley and nobody can convince me otherwise, idc if there is zero mention of his scars or their meaning when he comes out idc it’s my permanent headcanon that scars and their stories are simply entangled with his character idc

so now i give you: wriothesley who is fascinated by your scars

tw: discussion of scars lol, but in no way do i indicate their origin unless it’s stretch marks. however if talk of scars at all is triggering to you, dont read!! it’s sweet fluffy stuff, but that doesn’t matter if it will trigger you. please take care :)

sfw, big brainrot under cut

theyre so much smaller than his, more delicate, just like you. doesnt matter if compared to other people you are big or tall, he’s such a big guy that he makes you feel small no matter your size or height. and no matter what your scars look like to you, to him they are beautiful. to him they are delicate.

he’s enamored by all of your scars no matter their origin—stretch marks, however, seem to intrigue him the most of all. he’s absolutely transfixed by them, and you can never understand why. he’s simply mesmerized by the way the blemished skin stretches as he thumbs and presses it, watching the discoloration flatten itself only to bloat back when he leaves it alone. for some reason he just seems so puzzled by the concept of natural scarring of the body; nothing had happened to harm you for these to appear—they’re simply the product of change, your skin either going through rapid periods of expanding or shrinking. he thinks they’re pretty.

he’d spend so long just running his rough fingers over your skin, absorbed in the feeling of the puckered tissue under his own blemished hands. whether the scars are stretch marks or from something else, he loves them, he loves you.

this might sound weird but i just like to imagine you both spend time gently tracing each others’ scars as comfort, like it sounds weird in words but it makes sense i promise. there is something intimate and fascinating about scars, no matter what they’re from; it’s truly like the language of your body’s history, a record of what has occurred. you can resent them or be proud of them, it really depends on the person and situation—but regardless, scars are always a record, and that is a constant no matter the person.

and if you’re not comfortable with that level of touch or that much attention on your scars, that is absolutely okay. he’s not going to make you uncomfortable, he’ll always ask if it’s okay before he looks at or touches them—or touches you at all, really. he never wants to hurt you. and if you say you’d rather he not touch your scars, he’ll understand and just show you he loves you—all of you—in some other way.

like idk about anyone else or if its just me and im fucking insane but sometimes i get lost looking at my own scars; sometimes the human body at work is just kind of fascinating to watch, and even more so in retrospect. it’s like holy fuck you’re looking at its handiwork, you can plainly see how the skin has been so masterfully rebuilt into this little woven bandaid of cells, carefully crafted to not only rebuild but protect. your body has looked after itself, and it will continue to do so. and thats just kind of a fascinating thing to me idk😭

some extra thoughts about scars, not really to do with wrio; red brackets will indicate the end of it if you want to skip: [[ it usually replaces any feeling of disgust i have because instead of focusing on the bad feeling of remembering where they came from or being sad at the way they look im able to think about how cool it is the way my body recovered and made my skin even stronger; it didnt just wipe it all away and give me a clean slate so i could forget, it pieced the cells together again bit by bit until it had not only replaced the wound but enforced it—so instead of forgetting the bad feelings, they were replaced by wonder. sort of like a sign that says “proof that where once there was pain, now there is strength”. it’s kind of like how they say you don’t just try to quit bad habits, you must replace the bad habit with a good one. you can replace the bad feelings associated with your scars with new feelings, whether they are good feelings or neutral feelings or meh feelings. ]]

before you, he understood scars to be an ugly thing—a source of shame, a show for others to marvel at if he left them uncovered, for them to ogle at and whisper about as if trying to guess the origin of the wounds was a sort of entertainment to them. and then in the fortress of meropide, his scars felt much less like a source of shame and more like an intimidation factor (which wasn’t something he necessarily felt good about, but it was something that he benefitted from as the duke). but when you came along and he began to know you, suddenly they were this beautiful, fascinating phenomenon that lead him to view his own scars in a different light.

he’s a powerful, strong man, yes. he’s intimidating and feared, but he is also loved, and all for good reason—he is solid and safe, an image of reliability to others. and sometimes it could weigh him down when he couldn’t seem to let another help carry the burden.

the way you made him feel, though, tracing his big ugly scars like they were rivers, like they weren’t repulsive—it changed him entirely, and it changed the way he saw himself. in the overworld, he was a criminal brute slathered in the proof of his savageness. in the fortress, he was the rock-solid standard for redemption, and he had to uphold his firm reputation. but with you, he was able to be fragile; with you, the walls he had built to protect himself from both sides of fontaine’s society came tumbling down, because he didn’t have to pretend when he was with you.

if such a small, sweet thing like you could see him in such a kind light with so much love in those eyes of yours, perhaps he was not so bad after all.

everyone else in all of teyvat could believe he was truly a bad guy like he sometimes enjoyed playing at—but it wouldn’t matter, because there you were in his bed every night, held fast in his big arms as you mindlessly traced the long, thin writings engraved in his skin, letting the stories they told lull you to sleep.

[moonshynecybin]

Hi! I have been thinking about Marc and the ways he expresses his anger... giving the cold shoulder... the silent treatment if you will (he will speak ABOUT vale but not TO vale let alone WITH vale)... need your input please....

hmm good question.... this got. STUPID long sorry

uhhh marc is, in general, good at keeping his (negative) emotions in check. like i think marc loooooves to think of himself on track as a mature, controlled, and rational dude. above distraction. a killer. a cyborg. idk his dad has talked about how he doesnt really complain much about injury and there's also allll these stories about what a mature kid he was... so i think that when he was young - ESPECIALLY in a racing sense because he was so much younger than most of the people he was competing against - he internalized that in order to do all the stuff he wants to do racing-wise, he reallyyyy has to keep a level head and not well. act his age! and i think that extends to a lot of how he manages his emotions today (at least in a public setting). even in places where im pretty sure hes PISSED (sepang. phillip island 2013.) he just kind of. visibly contains himself. not a confrontational dude in the outright sense he'll clench his jaw and try to work through it.

which is part of what makes his valentino-oriented crazy so interesting. bc people were noticing that marc in 2015 was kind of. being weird. as his and valentino's relationship deteriorated. like they were both outwardly very much like we can keep it on track :) until the big fallout towards the end of the year but uhhhh. well marc has said that vale started pulling back in september of 2014 like he was noticing SOMETHING, and they clashed on track A LOT in 2015, and i think marc sensed vale cooling on him and freaked a lil. hashtag neurotic 22 year old moments. he is my favorite crazy ex girlfriend. like usually he IS good at separating that stuff out and managing his emotions in the racing sense but in assen that year when vale overtook him off track after they made contact he raised a BIG stink with race direction and actually had some uh. not especially chill quotes about it. (it should be noted marc was also flopping for the first time in his motogp career. like in his brain he stopped winning AND vale stopped talking to him he was goin through it) adn all the reporters noticed too they were like. why werent you sucking and fucking in parc ferme. like vale's left turn wrt to spaniard sabotage comes outta nowhere but people WERE noticing that things were changing. i bet marc noticed too. BUT they are not the type of people to talk about these things so they keep it to vague flirting in presscons and escalating on-track tension slash proxy wars waged in race-direction contexts... liek truly you are 22 you are not going to keep your championship title and your hot sports idol bestie is no longer flirting with you on twitter and you COULD just talk to him about that but you'd rather DIE so youre going to ask honda to back you up to race direction about your last race where you DEFINITELY lost bc winning is the ONLY thing thatll make you feel better. even though thatll help convince your hot sports idol that you are engaging in a benedict arnold level betrayal scheme against him. an insane time to be marc marquez. 2015 really kind of is a study on how both of them handle losing: NOT WELL.

and then the thing about sepang is that then the lid is blown clean off and marc spends the ENTIRE race being annoying on purposeeeee. hes so fucking pissed and hurt at valentino that he decides to get under his skin for REALSIES instead of focusing on his race. like idk he probably would have fought hard for the win without the drama that how he works but uh. i think he was being annoying specifically to bite at vale's edges. and part of that is bc marc is naturally and effortlessly annoying. but i think part of it was SPITE. like his team advised him not to speak on anything from that presscon and he didnt, but he can still fuck him over on track. get under his skin. like he cant tell vale to his FACE that he's angry and confused and hurt. but he CAN let him know on that fucking racing line. where he cant be ignored. idk like i cant see marc letting anyone else get under his skin like that.

AND another big ass exception to the marc marquez anger management philosophy is from misano 2019 where vale messes with his qualifying lap. a lovely anon sent me some videos of marc talking to the press and jesus christ i dont think ive ever seen him angrier oh my god. AND the anon also linked the race from that weekend where he won and he celebrated harder than ive seen him celebrate some TITLE wins like he went. notably nuts. the commentators were all like uhhhh. he mustve REALLY wanted to get one over on vale adjfhlkdh... idk if any of this answered your question but his relationship to his emotions fascinates me hes so weirddddd. and its interesting to me that he can shrug off jorge ruining his last race at honda and be friendly but also be like. kind of aloofly pissed at bezz. because of valentino! he can repress the rest of it, but valentino shines through the cracks.

[just-a-fluffy-knight]

Hugh ‘Ransom’ Drysdale Tickle-Cannons

A/N: hey so uhhhhh pretty much no one asked for this and it has been SO LONG since I properly made headcannons but a certain someone @donteverblameash and I started a conversation about him and uh………. It went VERY SOUTH. /silly Words cannot describe the unfathomable loathing I feel for this man he is a complete asshat and deserves to rot in jail.

………BUT- (Ash I’m so sorry I stole a lot of ur ideas for this PLS FORGIVE ME but also enjoy these for when u wake up :3)

(NSFW / ‘MINORS DNI’ / AGELESS BLOGS PLS DO NOT INTERACT THIS BLOG IS RUN BY A MINOR!!11!!1)

Lee:

Okay starting off the conversation with lee!Ransom because promise me it’s not gonna take long 😭

Literally made of steel everywhere

EXCEPT this one spot on the side of his back (can again thank my buddy Ash for this idea HGEGGGE)

But even then it only makes him chuckle 😪

But if you even so much as brush it he is cursing and insulting you to kingdom come

“whAT THE SHIT-? …What the FUCK was that?! No, what the hell makes you think you have any right to touch me?! Don’t ever do that again, you understand?!”

…….I guess you can try using it against him but the minute you mention it aloud to anyone?

……yeah you’re pretty much dead

In fact no straight after you’ve even tried to tickle him HES GETTING YOU AND MAKING U SWEAR TO SECRECY??

UGH ITS NOT FAIR HES A BRAT WHO DESERVES TO BE WRECKED BUT IT JUST DOESNT WORK THAT WELL ON HIM 😭😭😭😭

Ler:

HOOOOH boy this is when the conversation gets long 😓

If I had to sum it up I’d just say he is EVIL INCARNATE

not nice at all hes just making fun of you and your reactions the whole time AND LAUGHING AT YOU??

“Hahaha, oh man, this is incredible!”

“Jesus, you’re loud. I’m barely even touching you!” (WHILE HES DIGGING INTO UR WORST SPOTS GOD HES HORRIBLE??)

“Oh, you’re sorry? I don’t forgive you.”

does not start out soft he just goes straight for the weak spots and focuses there 😪😪

Will literally just attack you for as long as HE wants like he’s not stopping someone else will have to DRAG you away because he is not gonna listen to them 😢

Doesn’t make any exceptions to being nice like even after he’s done he’s just like “Okay, I’m bored now.” AND WILL JUST WALK OFF AND LEAVE YOU AFTER NEARLY KILLING YOU /silly

Utilises the t-word and any other teases like a FUCKING WEAPON OF NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION

“Tickle tickle tickleeee! Coochie coochie coo! Ohohoh, you’re so ticklish, it’s insane!” (I FUCKING NEED HIM DEAD.)

Don’t even bother trying to insult him or threaten him he’ll just react like this HE DOESNT GAF.

Flips between two types of attacks: Either one where you don’t even realise he’s about to do it or one where he bursts into a family gathering and ANNOUNCES IT TO THE WORLD???

I doubt he’d be one to do raspberries and stuff like that often but if he knows it gets to you then trust me HELL DO IT.

The type of dick to pull the ‘What’s that? You want more? Not what I was expecting to hear, but alright.’ LIKE AFTER YOUVE INSULTED/THREATENED HIM AND HE JUST TICKLES U MORE

Also loves to pin ur hands down under his knees so both his hands are free to just go nuts GOD HES AWFUL????

Definitely not one to turn down a chase either like once he wants to get you HE WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH TO DO SO

Either that or he threatens an attack but doesn’t say when so you’re just left paranoid the whole day……

ANYWAY THATS ALL I GOT but I speak for @donteverblameash and myself that he is horrible AND WE HATE HIM

[sparkel-dog]

I only just now listened to that fan Mimic Jackie’s Box song, which everyone was memeing on for being bad. I had avoided it because “I haven’t read the book, spoilers”. I was RIGHT to avoid it because yes there is a spoiler in the song (I thought it would be fine since I got 2/3 of the games endings but no I still got spoiled. grrrr) but whatever

People are right it was funny song with… insane choices? for the line deliveries. But also it fucking reminded me of GROUNDBREAKING. a person who made a toooon of fnaf songs like 10 years ago, back when the series was brand spankin new. And everyone liked their songs (Hell i enjoyed a few of them as a kid) but like. Have you ever relistened to those songs once youre past the age of 12? because its the same exact fucking vibes as whatever the hell i just listened to, only the jackies box song had admittedly way more chaotic energy and also edgy swearing. But like. groundbreaking had lyrics that were annoyingly simplistic just describing the character very basically. “my name is bonnie, im the big purple bunny, i play guitar in a band, dont you forget who i am”. or otherwise making up random headcanons about the animatronics and slapping it into their songs (like. mangle having this weird verse about how they apparently dont feel the same way as foxy or the other animatronics, and not really knowing about the guy who made them hurt… which makes no sense because mangle has a child spirit in her too? Or the chica one needlessly putting two bad bitches against each other by having og chica sing about how shes better than toy chica when they’ve never really interacted, lol)

Not to just needlessly bully some fans for having less than stellar fanworks (really these people have thousands of subscribers and are fine though) it’s just interesting to talk about. Fnaf fan songs sometimes get a bad rap and i feel like its because fnaf is so POPULAR and it really sort of introduced a new wave of people making fansongs for games. Before that, there were minecraft parodies, but fnaf was really one of the first examples I can think of people making ORIGINAL songs for. It isnt a coincidence that a lot of the same people who made old minecraft song parodies kinda helped to popularize fnaf fansongs too (like tryhardninja or natewantstobattle). Of course living tombstone really popularized it, but after fnaf i feel like it became a lot more popular for people to make fan music about other games they loved too, especially similar indie dev horror games like bendy and the ink machine or stuff like that.

And because fnaf was so popular and a lot of people were first dipping their toes into the art of creating music, especially kids and teens… of COURSE a lot of fnaf fan songs arent masterpieces or are overly bland/mediocre lyric wise. It makes sense that a lot are just kinda trying to capture the fnaf vibe by describing a character or something instead of having lyrics that make you Think. And thats fine! this is art we’re talking about, it just needs to be created and exist and it doesnt have to be a masterpiece

….but also dont let that kid you into thinking that all fnaf fansongs are garbage or bland. there are soooo many artists who have fantastic fnaf songs, either lyric wise or because they do something interesting with the instrumentals. I wont mention living tombstone because theyre so popular everyone knows them… but My favorites were nathan sharp/natewantstobattle’s music (Made fnaf music for years and always had interesting lyrics, especially as he made more songs and started Connecting the lyrics of the songs together. My favorite by him was stay the course, which has a verse where they parallel lyrics from his first song mangled which is cool) ,Dagames has songs that are so badass legit metal that are fuckin earworms (moving up in the world is my favorite fnaf song of all time, even being one of my favorite overall songs of all time. Fantastic mashing of 8bit 80s retro funky vibes with cool rock. or check out close to home if you just want the coolest song hes made) and dhuesta is really addictive especially when it’s dhuesta’s music paired with dawko’s angellic singing voice lol. You would never believe me if i told you that “the dawko self insert oc songs where his indulgent self insert character gets possessed by glitchtrap are fucking BANGERS” but they are. same for any of their fazbear frights songs (Into the pit, out of stock and fetch are SO GOOD). I want to keep rambling about fnaf music i love but will call it there lmao.

anyways. i lovd fnaf and i love music and i love fans expressing themselves through music, whether its badly done or a masterpiece 👍

[rainyraisin]

SWAP AU BABY!!! I’ve been trying to find fics and stuff about this concept and I have somehow only found one so uh. I’m doing it myself!!!!!

Feel free to ask questions about them!!!! I am so insane over these two rn icl… things may change with this AU since I literally just created it and some logistical issues may make themselves present eventually but!!! Asks will help with that!!! So ask away!!!

Little facts! Shadow’s air shoes and limiters were created by Tails! He wanted to help make things easier on his brother and realised how much pain he would be in when he drew forth his chaos energy, which is why he made the limiters (he just thought the air shoes would be cool. Shadow agreed.) Eventually does the same for Sonic since his chaos energy is very difficult to control due to its links to his emotions (powers are very much based on Movie Sonic).

Also Sonic hatessss his boots 😭😭😭 They’re heavy and metal and restrictive and they drive him mad. They were to keep him from escaping from the scientists on the ARK, however the metal has weakened over his 50 years of stasis and isn’t as difficult to maneuverer in now. He still hates them though. He would get rid of them but… they’re all he has left of Gerald now. They’re a good reminder of his mission. (He also straight up does NOT know how to take them off, they’d probably have to take a buzzsaw to them at this point 😭)

I’m still very new to drawing these characters especially Shadow so apologies if they look a little off-

Masterpost

Written out version of the info sheet below bc my handwriting is horrific 💖🌸

Sonic: Basically has Shadow's backstory! But was used to power the ark for the most part whilst the scientists tried to figure out how to use his chaos energy to cure Maria. Very cocky and confident (he's the fastest thing alive, after all) but prone to outbursts when reminded of his life on the ARK. Actually thinks Shadow is cool but would never admit it, especially as it doesnt matter anymore. Gerald gave him a mission and he *will* accomplish it. For him. For her.

Shadow: The world's hero. Came to earth 15 years ago in a meteorite. Still related to the black arms. G.U.N is suspicuous of him due to his alien nature and similarities to the hedgehog in their containment, however due to fame (which he hates), they can't do anything publically. Looking for an excuse to detain him. Struggled when he first came to earth but was able to figure it out. Adopted Tails because he didnt want him to suffer like he did.

[kasperskarnival]

scorpion simultaniously manages to give their characters so much heart and personality and quirks and traits and also have them be flat as all hell and never learn their mistakes. its so unique i dont know HOW they do it

(i have only seen up to season3 finale. for these purposes, lets pretend s4 does not exist, though if anything i think itd drive my point home)

I love the team as much as anyone but you HAVE to agree the characters are strangely made. Its not that they fall flat on a personality front- each of them is clearly distinct, not just the members of Scorpion but also the sideliners like the homeland directors, Tim, Ray, Patrick, Ally ect ect. they and ESPECIALLY our main cast is a large draw of the show, a group of whacky misfits with distinguishable traits doing crazy stuff, yet i cant help but feel like they are so two dimensional in some spaces.

Take for example Happy. a favourite for right reasons, shes awsome and badass and a woman whos smart (which is a lot to ask of a 2014s cbs writers room), yet if you take a good long look at her her character comes down to 3 cores: mechanics, her relationship with Toby, and being an orphan. This leaves barely ANY room for nuance, as all we see is her being mean to everyone and, throughout the show, gradually get a little less mean to Toby and really, thats it. and this stuff happens to ALL the characters.

i honestly think Cabe and Sly are best off. Cabe because all hes got is "old" and "gun" but at least he's pleasant to watch, and Sly because of how megan made him less fearful and he stood up to walter a few times, though that eventually kinda washed away. The real worst crime here, are Walter and Paige.

Genuily these people are insufferable to watch. Paige's entire character concept is crazy- a person to 'help geniuses be normal', esentially infantilizing and babysitting a group of grown ass people is a wildly abelist concept, and things like autism was not THAT farfetched of an idea back in 2014. She is weirdly supposed to "bring everyone together" while she barely has a relationship to anyone outside of Walter, and her "you can save everyone!" positivity speech personality clashes with the taking-no-shit mother persona they just cant help but try to give her, making her a crazy hyporcite in 50% of episodes.

and Walter is constandly in the show portrayed as a guy who so strongly believes he has no emotions he cant process them, and while Elyes Gabel is a cutie it does NOT make up for the insane things Walter says and does. And if theyre pretending this man doesnt have Sociopathy because for many people it is synonymous with evil, then im simply forced to look at him from the standpoint where he has nothing more then a high IQ and appearently, a fucking annoying superiority complex he never EVER gets over, and this all without even getting into how this dumpster show ended.

and yet, somehow, these characters are endearing beyond belief. between good actors and delightful found family dynamics, i hate to say that while Scorpion is far from good, i cant help but love those freaks

[sainteclectic]

ok ok wholesoul rambling christmas edition because im Feelin a Certain Way and youre the wholesoul authority in my head youre just the wholesoul guy. consider :

the holidays roll around and soul is, one one claw, HEAVILY squicked out by all the nativity stuff and jesus stuff and general christian-holiday business talking about "jesus is god" and all that. hes like No yourw wrong youre so wrong. you see, random white lady, god is actually this specific yellow dude

but on the other claw, it doesnt help his obsessiveness much. he makes little gifts for whole that he knows he wont ever get the chance to give, whether physically, or restrained by his own nervousness. he keeps heart and mind as civil as he can because "HEY ITS CHRISTMAS STOP ARGUING BE JOLLY" but its so much more draining. he wishes so badly whole could be here. he wishes the headspace had a fireplace he could lay in front of, the others asleep and safe and okay, with his sovereign there next to him. everything would be perfect. but that isnt happening, right? it could never. whole would never, surely.

also heart and mind find a little cardboard-cutout-whole ornament on the tree (somehow they got a tree into the headspace idk) and are very perplexed and soul is like I MADE IT MYSELF :DDDDD

idk how well this aligns with your hcs but we ball

I am Honored to be the wholesoul guy. I love them so so much it's insane

it's not often that soul gets to celebrate christmas during the loops, since the day usually doesn't happen during concord. he likes to pretend, though. pretend that he can have a normal holiday. he likes decorating the house, wrapping presents that he'll never give, making stockings they'll never use {and if he makes one for whole and stuffs it full of presents, hoping desperately that maybe He would see them somehow, what's the harm in that?} he tries desperately to keep the peace as his christmas gift to whole, begging them to get along and have christmas spirit- it's mostly an excuse, but at least they're not trying to kill each other today. he's exhausted from trying to make everything perfect that day, but maybe whole will be proud of him grateful for it.

re: religion, soul is generally kind of uncomfortable around christianity (see: two wuv), and I think that religious trauma informs how he sees whole. after all, in christianity suffering is seen as just and holy, and soul definitely sees his suffering as a form of worship. he's the ultimate martyr, the sacrificial lamb, using his pain as devotion because otherwise it's just pain with no meaning. he desperately wants all this to mean something, to be appreciated and his god be proud of everything he's gone through. it's also a more comforting religious experience, one untainted by past experiences. he knows that the christian god would hate him, but he can at least pretend that whole would love him. and he revels in that. clings to the possibility like a drowning man clings to a life preserver.

fun fact about that last part! my upcoming work actually has a passage about soul drawing whole:

It's never seen Whole, not exactly. Not like this. It sees Him in brief flashes, more of an impression of a face than His true visage. It's a face he's tried to recreate, to draw over and over, every single loop, so he doesn't forget what it looks like. {He refuses to look at his own for a reference. It feels blasphemous, to imply he could ever be comparable to Harmonia.}

and in the beautiful world I've crafted in my brain where they can interact, I think soul would be so incredibly nervous getting anything for whole. after all, what do you possibly get a god? how could your gift possibly be enough for divinity? he tries dozens of ideas: a tacky gag gift to make him laugh {too disrespectful}, a handmade gift {his work could never be good enough}, a simple gift {too mundane for a god}, an over the top extravagant one {too flashy for someone like whole}...

eventualy whole finds him sitting in his room, half-finished and destroyed gifts strewn across the floor. he says it's okay if he doesn't give whole something perfect, that the fact someone cared about him enough to want to give him a gift is the perfect present :-)

[liquidstar]

wait speaking of getting isekia'd via truck, a couple weeks back me and a friend on were talking abt portal fantasy/isekai tropes (mostly bc i was infodumping abt rz again), and it made me think abt a fun concept for an ocverse. tho its possible similar things have been done obvs with just how inflated the genre is, just hear me out OK

story starts in the normal world, with a typical Nerdy Guy going about his daily life, expositing about how he feels bored and longs for adventure and magic, just like in all of his favorite media. as he's crossing the street, distracted by his mobile game, he doesn't notice The Truck(tm) coming straight towards him. except he's not hit by it- he's pushed out of the way in the last second, saved by a passing girl who gets hit in his place. this is who the story is about now.

mc gets sent to that sort of intermediary dimension that some isekai have, where she meets the Goddess Lady or whatever that was in charge of the whole isekai situation. goddess lady proceeds to freak out, because she nabbed the wrong person, and she's going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE. she starts questioning the mc, only to find out that this kid has a good social life, does well in school, is in sports, and has barely ever played a video game. basically the opposite of the socially introverted, underachieving, repressed, genre-aware guy she was supposed to have reincarnated. for the sake of fulfilling somekinda hero prophesy or whatever. and the mc kinda bargains to be sent to the fantasy world anyway bc, well, its that or death i guess. so the two of them kinda have to team up to course-correct this mix-up.

mc is kinda given a list of tasks to do that basically mirror how a typical story like this Would Go, expected to fall in line with the tropes in order to achieve the ultimate goal, but kinda ends up failing at all of them... or not? failing backwards, maybe. doing it in a way different from how its meant to go- using the wrong formula, but somehow getting the right solution. while sort of continuing to question the insanity of the whole situation, and the nature of this whole fantasy world. just fucking up all the tropes.

but a layer i'd wanna add on top of all that is the fact that the hero prophesy (or whatever) called for a man. so upon arriving to this new world, the mc is basically put into a "gender swapped" body and... doesnt seem to mind. this isnt an uncommon isekai trope either, but i hardly see it tackled with much care to really explore whole Gender Thing beyond gags about the "mismatch" (which can be in poor taste) or the conclusion that "well because their Body is now this gender, their gender identity changes to match" which i feel is a pretty shallow and binary take-away to draw abt bodies and identity.

but i think there can be more to explore w the prospect if you actually wanna get into gender stuff. in this case, i'd particularly wanna get into the idea of imposter syndrome. the main character was not MEANT to be... the main character. seen as a phony fighting tooth and nail to meet expectations, and constantly fumbling. not a real hero, or a real man. but its meant to be an act anyway, so why does that bother her? it was like that back on earth too, trying as hard as possible to be the perfect girl. a good social life, does well in school, is in sports.... but that good girl thing always felt fake too. or desperate. what was she trying to prove? how long as this BEEN bothering her, actually? why does it feel easier to breathe in this body, despite everything? the way this whole act makes her happy is scary, because its fake isn't it? but wait, which part was fake? the before or after? is it all fake? isn't this all just a mistake?

was it really a mistake? who is more heroic; a guy too focused on a mobile game to pay attention to those around him, or the person who risked their life to save a stranger? but the hero prophesy was for a "man," right? what does that even mean?

[the-s1lly-corner]

not sure if you’ve done this already but how would slenderman react to the reader hugging his tentacles? and generally showing affection to it.

Reader who hugs n kisses slendermans tentacles!

dont think i did anything like before so yahoo! honestly as much as i love slenderman, thinking of a whole boat load of ideas over the course of like. 9? years, this never crossed my mind. your brain, huge

its not often that you see his tentacles out, usually theyre for his hunting as well as defense.. and to look more intimidating. you know, generally not something that he wants you to be around for..

but i think every now and then they creep out during down time with you, perhaps during a cuddling session with your tall monster boyfriend? or maybe you even get him to indulge in "play" (not that kind of play get your mind out of the gutter) and his tentacles slip out, like you guys playing simple games

the image of someone playing tag or hide and seek with the forest demon is making me chuckle, something much needed post mini cry/freak out session LMAO

personally i like to think that he can only half way control his tentacles. like yeah sure when he needs them they're out, but for the most part they do their own thing, you know?

set up down, lets get to the actual request. his tentacles are colder than him, and admin is personally torn on making them slimy or not... perhaps slightly so? like juuuuuuust enough to be just a little oily but nothing insane, kind of feels like your hands after you just put lotion on them. smooth, too

very cold. i know i mentioned that theyre colder than him, but its like ice cold. so...

basically he doesnt expect you to show any love to this part of him, so hes thoroughly confused when you grab one of them and gently press your lips to it.. then let go. then grab another and give it a kiss as well

cue a confused head tilt before his voice comes into your head to ask what on earth youre doing

isnt it uncomfortable, with the slight ooze? isnt it too cold? doesnt it at least taste a little off?

torn about it, because on one hand hes used these things to kill. but on the other hand he mostly kills in order to protect his space and to sustain his body, and admin likes thinking that he sometimes gets a bit of guilt. call it him resenting his own existence and simply wanting to be left alone while having a natural curiosity for the world around him even though he only really destroys the life around him

also he doesnt like giving you stuff from victims, and i think he would have similar feelings about his tentacles

and yet... he cant deny, that he can hold you closer with them, that he can keep you nearby with them... and that you love him, and every part of him. undeniably, you do. i dont know, its something that when i think about it, its sweet

this creature is full of resentment, for himself and the world he was put in as well as the one who made him (zalgo cough cough au stuff) but here you are

assuming the reader is a human i think it hits even harder, because youre something that hes built to wreck and destroy. and yet youve given him pause, and that was enough for you to win him over

and you never stop surprising him

im getting off topic, but im just a sap for concepts like this, you know?

"its rotten work," "not to me... not if its you" but its you and slenderman, basically

i think the first few times when you start showing his extra appendages affection he pulls them away from you, maybe even forcing them back and tucking them away

but i think over time he melts into it and accepts it...

oh how cruel it was, for the universe to give this reclusive creature a sense of longing, which has been exasperated now that hes gotten a taste of it first hand

[loser4loserswhok1ll]

Trashy tattoos turn on rich old men.

an adam stanheight x lawrence gordon fic

smut 18+ so minors dni

post-trap, canon disabled lawrence, adam lived!!, gay sex, anal, top lawrence, bottom adam, riding, yada yada

context: adam and lawrence have lived together for a month or two, and adam has managed to hide his embarrassing little secret pretty well, until now.

probably typos and stuff i dont have beta readers or anything

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"so what genre are we feeling?" adam spoke from his place kneeled on the floor, digging through drawers of movies in the tv stand. lawrence wobbled into the room, his cane thudding against the floor as he did so. he let out a breathy grunt as he fell onto the couch and settled into the cushions. "whatever youd like, love." adam smiled to himself at the nickname. he opened the drawer he had organized that had all of his horror films. when he reached for it, his shirt lifted a little, and a glimpse of some dark lines caught lawrences eyes. he squinted a little, trying to make out what it was. was it his underwear? loose strings? it took a moment before adam shifted a little more, his shirt tugging up and his waistband pulling down just a little. lawrence felt a heat immediately creep up his neck. "adam?" his voice was low, infatuated with this new discovery. adam turned and saw lawrences eyes locked onto his back. he furrowed his brows and started to swat at the back of his shirt. "what? is a spider on me? cmon, larry, youre spooking me." lawrence chuckled. "no, there isnt a spider on you. since when did you have a tattoo?" adams face dusts pink at that. he forgets he even has it. he tugs his shirt down and continues looking for the movie he wants. "its nothing. i got it in scotts garage when we were drunk and in highschool." lawrence licks his lips, his tongue dragging across them in an almost predatory manner. adam finds the movie he wants and puts it into the player, grabbing the remote from the coffee table and walking over to the couch. hes about to sit, but lawrence grabs his arm. "what?" adam says, in a sort of amused huff. lawrence says nothing, pats his lap expectantly. after a moment of hesitation, adam huffs and slowly sits onto lawrences lap, careful not to agitate his leg.

lawrences hands find their place on adams hips, gently pushing his shirt up and tugging his waistband down enough to see the full tattoo. its jagged in some places, clearly done by someone who knows how to use a tattoo gun, just not well. its a basic cyber sigil, a heart in the center with spiked tendrils extending out to his hip bones. "its really nothing, just another shitty decision i made as a teen." adam tries to push down the embarrassment. lawrence had to see it at one point or another. he's done so good at hiding it so far. making sure that they only fuck in missionary, preferring to shower alone, facing lawrence when he changes around him. lawrence traces his hands softly along the inked skin, his breathing becoming a little heavier. "i wish you wouldve shown me sooner." lawrences voice is husky, like it always gets when hes turned on. and the scenario is insane to adam. an expensive, genius, put together oncologist touching up on a trashy, flannel wearing, ex slut with a tramp stamp. adam can feel how hard lawrence is getting, and its having the same affect on him. "i hate it. its so stupid. never get drunk around a guy with a tat gun." lawrence chuckles and sits up, reaching a hand around adams waist and grabbing onto his thigh. his other hand snakes around and trails up his chest. "fuck, lawrence. i didnt know you'd like it that much." his hands roam, and god adam loves his hands. doctors hands. up there in the ranks with guitarists, pianists, and potters hands. adam lets the remote in his hand fall onto the floor and his head lean back. "adam, take your pants off." lawrence doesnt have to repeat himself, because in a flash adam is up and tugging his baggy thrifted jeans down like theyre on fire. he sits back down and lawrence starts to tug off his shirt. the complex this forms between them gets adam fully hard in his dark blue boxers. him, nearly naked, and sittin in lawrences fully clothed lap. this is how they always seem to be. adams the trashy one, lawrence is the rich old man. lawrence pats adams hip gently. "do me a favor, love, and go grab the lube. ok?" adam nods and stands, making his way awkwardly to their shared bedroom and digging through the side table drawer frantically. he grabs the lube and walks back to the living room, eyes wide at the sight of lawrence palming himself through his old man pajama pants. he makes those blue and white stripes look sexy, somehow.

adam tosses the lube to lawrence and the blond beckons him to sit back on his lap. before he sits down, lawrence tugs his boxers down way too smoothly. it makes lawrence jump a little, eliciting a chuckle from the older. he sits back onto his lap, knees on either side of lawrences plush thighs, and his back facing him. lawrence nearly moans at the sight of his tattoo again stretched across his skinny-fat waist and propped perfectly above his ass that lawrence has become so fond of. he massages the flesh with both hands for a little, leaning forward and pressing kisses against his shoulder blades and spine. it makes adam shiver, and they're both starting to get impatient. "lean forward." and adam does. he hears the familiar sound of lube being squirted and feels the familiar cold of the slick substance. it makes goosebumps rise onto his pale skin. "sorry, probably shouldve warmed it first." adam makes a gesture that says 'dont worry, just keep going' and lawrence lets out an amused huff. he massages the tight ring of muscle for a few moments before gently pushing in, his entrance giving way easily like aways. he shoves in until he hits his knuckle, and adam bites back a whine. he starts to push in and out, twisting slightly, easing his hole open. when hes more relaxed, lawrence adds a second finger, repeating the process until hes 3 fingers in and adam is shaking. "you think youre good to go now, adam?" and adam lets out a groan, his knuckles turning white as he grips the couch between lawrences legs. "larry, please, just get to it already before i freak out." this earns a chuckle from lawrence.

adam shivers a the sound of lawrence shuffling, pulling his cock through the hole in his boxers and pajamas. "ok, ease back gently." adam listens, slowly leaning back and letting lawrence line himself up. he takes a breath and pushing down, the head of lawrences cock pushing in jarringly easy. they let out a synchronized groan, and its porn worthy. as adam sinks onto lawrence, he thinks. they could totally make a pretty penny off of their sex tapes. adams good with cameras, and lawrence is good with adam. itd be tagged with all the shit that thrives on the gay sites. older man, younger man, whore, anal, rough. he shakes away the thought and starts to move when hes sure hes adjusted. its a little dull ache at first, but as he continues it build into the usual bliss he knows. lawrences eyes are trained on the tramp stamp, watching adams ass bounce beneath it, holding onto his hips tight. his thumbs rub circles into the fucked up lines, and for a second he smiles. the ragged ink suits adam, in the most endearing way possible. his thoughts are quickly pushes aside as adam quickens his pace. hes already nearing his end, but he wants adam to cum first. lawrence shifts a little, leaning forward and taking hold of adams leaking cock, letting him fuck into his hand with every up thrust off of lawrences cock. the action makes adam whine like a bitch, like he always does. if lawrence closed his eyes, he could almost imagine adam was a woman from his noises alone.

"fuck, im close." adam forces out, the air struggling to stay in his lungs as he overworks his now sore thighs. lawrence hums in response and starts to move his hand, jerking adam off. he keeps adam in a nice rhythm with his hand on the youngers hip. hes gripping tighter as the coil in his stomach is pulling taut. "cmon, adam. remind me how much of a slut you are." lawrence silently of grimaces at the name, but it sends adam quickly over the edge. he spasms, his muscles rapidly clenching an unclenching. he spills into lawrences hand, some of the cum overshooting and landing onto the carpet. they'll worry about that later. lawrence grabs onto adams hips with both hands, the brunettes cum now smearing onto his own hips. lawrence fucks up into him, chasing his high, and spilling with a breathless groan inside of him. he thrusts lazily a few more times before humming, catching his breath and letting his forehead fall forward onto adams back. his fingers idly trace the tattoo again, admiring the thing that turned him on so much in the first place. they pant together for some time, coming down from their highs and dizzy heads.

adam breaks the silence. "man, i need a shower." lawrence just laughs against his back. a genuine laugh, and it makes adam smile. "do i get to shower with you?" lawrence asks. adam looks over his shoulder at the blonde and playfully rolls his eyes. "maybe. if you behave." lawrence scoffs. "i have to use a shower chair. how would i misbehave in the first place?" adam turns, situating in lawrences lap so hes facing him. "youve got wandering hands, doctor. and youre gonna be sitting at the perfect blowjob height." lawrence playfully smacks adams ass, making him jump. "cmon, we gotta clean up." adam nods in agreement and climbs off of lawrences lap. he helps lawrence up, and they clean up what mess they made in the living room before retreating to the bathroom. adam turns the water on and helps lawrence into the tub and onto his shower chair once his prosthetic is off and propped against the sink. lawrence sighs as the water lands on him, and the brunette makes his way to grab a change of clothes for each of them. once he returns, he climbs into the shower. as adam grabs some shampoo and starts to wash lawrences hair, lawrence comes to a realization. "is that seriously why you havent let me shower with you?" adam just laughs in response, nodding so subtly that youd miss it if you blinked. adam furrows his brows incredulously and chuckles. they continue to wash up and lawrences hands only wander to hold adams hips a couple of times. they got out, adam of course helping lawrence to dry off and replace his prosthetic with fresh powder and such. they make their way back to the living room and lay lazily across the couch, finally able to enjoy the movie adam chose without interruption. a few moments into watching the movie in silence, adam speaks up. "you should get a matching tramp stamp." and that earns a gut laugh from lawrence.

[eddiewasinthearmy]

okay writing another baking theory/meta post [(1) (2)] because I feel insane about dont drink the water

so I want to talk about 7x09 again first because. in that episode bobby is under the impression that if he were to leave (die) the 118 would be in good hands. their family dinners would still continue, because buck would make it so. except we see thats not the case. they are not having the family dinners now that bobby is gone. probably because it hurts too much. but the thing is, buck is still craving a family meal. the biggest thing that bobby taught to him was cooking as a way of sharing love, and he can't even use that anymore, and it makes him feel completely off balance.

and in the first scene, there is a reference to one of these family meals. and specifically, we enter this scene focused on a loaf of bread. and then buck spends the whole episode craving a family meal. he wants it so bad, that when eddie brings chris back, his first instinct to express his love for him and eddie was to cook them a meal. and then eddie (who doesnt even know Buck needed a family meal so badly) gives it to him. he brings chris, and pepa, and they eat a home cooked meal together as a family, just like buck needed. and then at the end of this scene, buck and pepa are cleaning up together, and in the kitchen, there is a basket of bread between them. and so: bobby teaches cooking is an expression of love and family. buck is craving that love after bobby is gone. eddie gives him the love he needs. and the two scenes are linked together by bread, a baked good, which is something that has been tying buck and eddie together the whole season.

and also!! buck finds out eddie is moving when he brings a basket of bread and other baked stuff to his house. so then they share their love/family meal and there is a basket of bread to tie it both to the family meal earlier in the episode. but also to tie together the moment when eddie tore their family apart by choosing to move, and the moment when eddie brought them back together, for buck.

okay and then the other thing that is present in the scene with pepa and buck, is the pie. and here I think there exists two worlds: buck baked the pie, and pepa baked the pie

if buck baked the pie. really interesting... because not very often does buck repeat something hes made before... only instance is the loaf in episode 7 and the banana bread in episode 11 which are technically similar but he did call them different things. BUT in this scene there is a pie. and the only other time buck references baking a pie is in 8x13. when he wants to bake hen her favorite pie to make up for forgetting her birthday. so of course the only conclusion I can jump to here is buck baked eddie his favorite pie (btw he would have already known which pie was eddie's favorite) to make it up to eddie for their fight. and either he did this after eddie already came back with chris, and this was his version of apologizing back. OR he prepped it in the morning before he left, which means he was going to make eddie an apology pie even though he knew eddie was in texas. yay. and also the scene opens with buck carrying two pie plates into the kitchen, while looking at chris and eddie. and its staying on theme with the baked goods being a direct expression of love. the pie is an apology for eddie, and by extension chris, the people he loves most. just like how the cookies, (the first baked good that became a direct, personal expression of love) were for eddie, and by extension chris as well. (also friendly reminder that buck never baked the apology pie for hen. ever since 8x08 buck has only baked for eddie, jee (eddie/special person stand in), and chris (extension of eddie/buck’s love))

okay ORRR pepa baked the pie. which in and of itself doesnt mean much... until you remember eddie was the one who invited her over. which is like a backhand way of eddie bringing the pie to buck. which... I dont think eddie bakes, so he cant really bake for buck the way buck bakes for eddie, or bakes about his feelings for eddie. but he brought pepa, and pepa maybe made the pie. so in a way, its another way to show eddie expressing his feelings for buck -> bucks baking always makes him feel better, and then he brought pepas baking (and meal) to make buck feel better. ANDD on top of it all. in this scene with the pie. buck wants to avoid change. but pepa tells him embracing change is a part of life. he has to own it!! and well. is there any other feelings buck has been avoiding instead of embracing. that he might end up owning soon hopefully. :)

bonus: in my last post I mentioned how they showed buck baking a meal again, something he was doing when he was figuring things out, in the scene where eddie said the slow cooker was almost done, i.e. he is about to figure things out soon. and well. eddie mentioned the slow cooker again in this episode. to remind us of that scene Im pretty sure. its almost done cooking .....