#i never read twilight or watched it
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my dumb ass forgot to say what belled even is (it's the name of the southeastern? wolf tribe that barriers bright port. ok i guess that might've been obvious idk.)
i know these are not the best but djghdfjgk these are my biome & elevation maps of tu'la & ru'aun in my rewrite
#no real reason for the name. no sorry that's a lie i put together bella and edward because i think it's funny. he's not even the werewolf#i never read twilight or watched it#but it also uses a lot of the sounds which have been established in their naming conventions (bodolf. lowell. etc)#mcd rewrite#mine#z.txt
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guys how do you explain to your friends who have suffered for months hearing u yap about one specific character that youre losing intrest in said character
#I ALWAYS FEEL SO BAD WHEN I START LOSING HYPERFIXATIONS😭🙏#hehe guys im havinh a conundrum#my brain worms have decided werehog and stupid vampire man from old book are silly#i never thought at any era in mh life id be into twilight#god please helo me#edward cullen WHEN I GET YOU#you too sonic youre not out of this either#mf werehog bro#PLEASE HELO ME MY POOR PINTREST MOOTS WHO FOLLOWED ME FOR TTS😭🙏#sorry fam my brain had other plans!!!#ngl this is probably one of those hyperfixations i get for like 2 months because of the dopamine kick i get#and then i go back to beinh chronic over my previous fixation😭🙏#so if u guys start seeing me beinh less active/postinh about other things not related to tts just know thats why#also hunger games#i think my brain is making me read#like i have bad data at my house so i cant use ao3 so i moved over to physical books#and ive never read twilight before bcuz i thought it wasnt for me#thats always how i am oh my god#but like my teacher told me to read it#and my mom has all the hunger games books and i havent read anythinh from that series either(but i have watched the movies)#so like#im having a book lover mentally ill teen girl moment#hey atleast bbg pintrest has my back❤️#pintrest is my og#yall dont fw pintrest like i do
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don't mind me i'm just watching some monsterfucker movies for 'research' purposes
#getting some inspiration for this werewolf horror story#when i came up with the idea i had three movies in mind#dracula 2000 obviously because that's the one i was watching at the time#but i was also thinking of The Mummy 1999#and so i watched that last night#and tonight i'm gonna watch a movie i only saw once but has lived in my head rent free#this movie is one i watched because Youtube suggested a review video for it and the review said it was awful#but the reason it was awful was because the monster noncon-ed the main female character#so i of course went 👀 and had to watch it#it is just objectively a badly done movie but it played with some fun ideas#so it helped inspire some things for my own writing#and for anyone worried i'm copying or stealing things for my own books: i'm not making money off my writing and i post it to ao3#which is a fanfiction website#and even if i am heavily inspired by something you can rest assured it's my own take on the idea#i'm not James Somerton emotionlessly reading out someone else's writing#while the spark of inspiration may come from others it's all my own words and imagination bringing my version to life#and i'd never try to hide where i got ideas from#one of my stories (that I may post soon) is literally called Twilight But Better rofl
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Watching twilight out of focus has me pausing the episode every two minutes because they both look SO MUCH LIKE ASH AND EIJI I FEEL LIKE CRYING😭😭 they found each other in another universe
#im literally clutching my chest watching the first ep#they are so ash eiji coded#twilight out of focus#banana fish#id started trying to read the manga but somehow I never got around to it???
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that post has inspired me to make a nensai twilight au. maybe not today. maybe not tomorrow. but some day. be warned.
#I have never watched or read twilight mostly bc im native#but trust me. i think thatll make it funnier.
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loving how the Doorman canonically(?) has nightmares about Francis being the guy from Twilight
#accurate for my doorman oc actually#also i have never read nor watched twilight#but i looked at him and went “twilight guy !? twilight guy.”#thats not my neighbor#francis mosses
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just curious but have u ever seen the vampire diaries cuz i think you'd like it
I have not. I read the premise some time ago and it's not really my thing. I'm really Team Werewolf, but there are a handful of more "classic" vampire movies that I like. I'm kind of picky lol.
#I've never watched or read “True Blood”#Didn't like the Buffy series#The Buffy movie was the OG and fucking hilarious though#HARD pass on “Twilight”#Never watched “The Originals”#I told you I'm picky lol#There's only one TV show that impressed me and it was only one character#I prefer things like Bram Stoker's “Dracula”#The book or the 1992 film#Did I mention I'm picky? XD
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this is such a minor thing in the grand scheme of all that is wrong in the world rn but im actually getting really s8ck of people rebranding twil8ght and being into it as a 'reclamation of girlhood' while never once acknowledging all the racism and mormon dogma running through it. like can we do this with something else. there are so many other vampire romance books. there are so many other things that girls were and are mocked for being into. i know this is The Big One but can we die on another hill. maybe im just sick of hearing about this fucking book series or maybe this isnt the girliepop girlhood win we think it is. if we can leave harry potter behind can we leave twilight behind
anyway you can support the real Quileute tribe here
#our t#spidertyping#idk it just feels very white feminist to me#''i FORGIVE myself for being a twilight fan!!!! idc about the real quileute people tho idk who they are :)''<- what these ppl sound like#idk twilight will never be progressive to me#ive read all 3 main books and watched all the fking movies and tbh would watch/read them again#not because i enjoy them but because i enjoy watching things that are subjectively and objectively eh to inexcusable on the#Thing Bad meter#to learn what NOT to do with my own art#and idk even when i had a neutral opinion on them what i heard sounded sus. sus being wow thats mormonism like right there on the page#twilight fans are NOT immune to propaganda#the attemps to spin twilight into a story purely abt female empowerment are weak yall are clinging to straws#it falls apart as soon as the little shits get married and hits the fan with the pregnancy and then birth scene. like cmon. its mormonism
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I was drawing at my art class while chatting with my teacher and suddenly a very important question rose in my mind:
If Stephanie Mayers wasn't racist, would black vampires shine and sparkle like graphite powder/dust?
Image for reference
#twilight#stephanie mayers#random thoughs coming to my mind lololol#honestly I've NEVER watched nor read Twilight#I only watched silly movie analysis lololololol#I said this outloud and my teacher just BURSTED with laughter#idk lololol#twilight racism??????? yeah ofc that woman is crazy#not jk rowling type but still bad lolol#shiny black vampires#it would've been kinda cool honestly#dark shades and shiny stuff is just so pretty#tumblr ramble
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You're telling me there's not a single female character in Twilight that is canonically a lesbian?
I refuse to believe that.
#i dont go here and ive never read the books or watched all the movies#everything i knows is from osmosis over the years#twilight
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Wait is the heroin line in The Alchemy a reference to the fucking Twilight movie
#i saw an unrelated meme quoting Twilight#the ‘It's like you're my own personal brand of heroin’ line#and I was like WAIT A MINUTE#(I have never read or watched Twilight)
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idk but seeing how much less jimmysea lolfanfest videos have surfaced compared to the other cps makes me even more excited for last twilight to air and for everyone to finally give them the recognition they deserve. they (especially sea) are so sweet to their fans and so hard-working. why are they so underrated????
IF YOU EVER FIND AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW ANON BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ASKING MYSELF THAT VERY SAME THING FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS AND IM STILL LEFT WONDERING
i don't mean to sound like a hypocrite because i do always say that different people resonate with different things and that's perfectly fine, which is true!!!!! but while on one hand i do firmly believe in this, on the other i can't deny that the very idea of people disliking jimmysea is incredibly baffling to me. they both are such kind and humble boys, always appreciating their fans and everyone who helped them getting where they are now, and i know they are fairly quiet compared to other pairings and that maybe they will never be all-over each other all the time (both because of their personalities and their age difference), but i think you just need to see them interact to realize that they share an incredible bond
FOR EXAMPLE IM CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH THE TACIT UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE HAPPEN BETWEEN THEM WHEN SEA TEARED UP DURING THE LOL FANFEST AND JIMMY HANDED HIM TISSUES
LIKE!!!!!!! IMAGINE NOT NEEDING ANY WORDS. IMAGINE LOOKING INTO SOMEONE'S EYES AND KNOWING THAT'S ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THEM AND BE UNDERSTOOD IN RETURN. I THINK ABOUT THIS AND SUDDENLY IM IN MY BACKYARD WAILING WEEPING SOBBING SCREECHING WHILE SHOVELING DIRT INTO MY MOUTH UNTIL MY HEART GIVES OUT
anyway what was i saying........ RIGHT. THE POINT IS im very much with you in hoping that last twilight will bring them the recognition they deserve because they're the best good time boys so comfort shaped so sweet!!!!!!!
#literally if you look up the word comfort in the dictionary you're gonna find a picture of them as definition#also i do hope that after last twilight im never gonna have to read stuff like 'they have no chemistry they look like brothers'#or 'they can't kiss' in my life ever again#y'all clearly haven't watched the bathtub kiss in hit show vice versa episode 10 part 2#or seen the looks they be throwing at each other in that wedding venue in episode 4 part 2 and 3#fucking raw in front of everyone would have been less obscene than that#okay im shutting up now#sorry for the late reply anon!!!!#jimmy jitaraphol#sea tawinan#jimmysea#m: ask
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OC Story: Satire
(Meet Lilith and Clover! Geez my brain’s been on an OC frenzy recently…)
Lilith kept to herself most of the time, preferring to stay into her room. Then again, as a vampire, that doesn’t really seem unusual
In most modern stories, sunlight is considered to be a weakness to vampires. In reality (well in this world’s reality if we’re being technical), Vampires can survive just fine in the sunlight, but they do have less power during the daytime.
Vampires preferred to be somewhat nocturnal for other reasons.
Vampire hunters still existed far and wide for the same-old reasons, revenge, necessity, noble intentions, religious beliefs, etc etc.
So Vampires kept to themselves (with some exceptions), hid away from the world in far away houses, and usually disguised themselves in public. Lilith herself decided to NOT disguise herself and head out into the world one time and nearly died in doing so one time when she was a girl.
Lilith lived with her parents in a secluded house far away from any village or city, and nobody ever paid a visit to it since it was rumoured to be haunted.
Well, that was before a girl somehow managed to find it, begging for shelter for the night.
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Clover was a Nature Mage, but she personally preferred the term Druid. She grew up on fairy tales and Dungeons & Dragons after all. Frankly, both of those things did a better thing raising her than her own parents.
They didn’t really care about Clover, and if they did care, it was because Clover wasn’t acting like how they “raised” her.
Clover isn’t some damsel in distress, like how her parents perceived her to be.
She can take care of herself.
She can cast magic with ease.
She can fight back.
It’s what led her to ultimately leave her “home” one day with all her personal belongings. She didn’t plan on coming back anyways.
But, Clover wasn’t planning on a heavy rainstorm to occur the same day she left, and there wasn’t any kind of shelter besides of a secluded house on the top of a hill.
#btw i would like to say that i have NEVER watched or read twilight#ill admit i have listened to ‘a thousand years’ but i relate that song to gay minecraft roleplay#all i know about twilight is that there was this ‘team jacob and team edward’ shit and vampires and a shitty love story#also speaking of that whole sunlight thing apparently sunlight was rarely if ever mentioned in traditional folklore#sunlight being a weakness was an addition after a german film called Nosferatu#i googled this so this is accurate#hopefully :>#oc story
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Thought:
…Twilight! RookLoche AU
#I have never watched or read twilight but loosely know the plot#I’m so sorry but I just think itd be funny#rookloche#meowing 🌸
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I knew there is something familiar about the healing. You are inspired by the best romance novel ever written, no wonder it scene in your fic is so amazing.
It is so nice, even though Wangxian and MDZS is nowhere near the galaxy level of Twilight Saga and Edward/Bella ethereal story when it comes to loves, devotion, sacrifice and well-written book with the best characters' development.
I wish MXTX will learn one or two things from Twilight Saga because her writing desperately needs some improvement. I read the second book of Heaven Official Blessing and cringed so bad at it I can't even finish it.
anon eye—
#asks#i read this and immediately choked on my water#i cannot fathom what to say to this so i shall simply say nothing at all#i have very neutral feelings about the twilight series (never having read it)#but my teenage self was made to watch bd part 1 in theaters#ENTIRELY against my will#and I'll have you know that the teenage stilton that still lives in my brain just had a heart attack#though she thought the vampire turning scene was pretty sick (in a good way)#anon I'm so glad you like twilight lol#but I am also so so glad that mxtx did not learn ANYTHING from it whatsoever#anyway#this is the most unique compliment for tmaaf I've ever gotten and I take it gratefully#because that was a damn fine bit of cinematography#i'm not entirely sure that it was anatomically correct#but what else is fanfic for?#😆
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ok. prime > ova > archie > dash and spin > x > film > idw > boom > stc . not factoring in twitter takeovers bc theyre nothing to me . im right and you guys are all nuts
#my posts#did people misunderstand the poll and think its voting for which series you like best rather than best characterization of sonic#or do people seriously genuinelh think sonic is characterized better in idw than everything else on here#i like idw. i like ian flynn's writing. idw sonic sucks#and i THOUGHT i liked idw sonic MORE than most people!#have people just never watched/read the rest of these?? whats going on#oh my god and the fact that sonic boom is higher than my top 4??? WHAT#am i in the twilight zone what is going ON#OH AND!! AND!!!! twt takeover is beating ova. fuck my stupid baka life
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