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Send "gift of the blade" for my muse to give your muse a sword as a present.
send "presented sword" for your muse to give my muse a sword as a gift.
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PSA:
You don’t have to be nice to my character. You don’t have to hold your character back. I am perfectly okay with consequences. I don’t consider powerful characters using those powers to be godmodding. Some things might require a little bit of a chat before hand, but go crazy, kids. Conflict is part of story telling.
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🕯️for Jester and Keera and the hatchlings about Blue, Olesia and Henry? Is okay if you only do a few of them. (Onebluedalek)
Blueton:
Jester - wishes he understood them even better, but finds himself very lost in the differences of their thought processes. Emotionally attached in an unstable way, secretly dreading the ‘inevitable’ blowup of everything good here, both completely trusts and fears him at the same time. Infatuated and full of brain chemicals about it.
Keera - is going to eat that FUCKING squid. Frequently irritated by dalek antics, but ehhhhh maybe Blue’s not really so bad after all. Tolerates them as long as Jester’s happy, wouldn’t immediately go psycho-murder-kill if that ended.
Hatchlings - Uncle Blue!!!!! Generally they’re all neutral to positive, Lyla likes them from spending so much time with Sen, Campion has become very skittish after getting in trouble last time.
Olesia:
Jester - threat…??? Isn’t sure what to make of her and is careful with his words around her. Feels like maybe she’s out to get him. Registering physical attraction somewhere in his subconscious but it’s just combining with the alarm bells to make him feel weird.
Keera - cool, thinks they’re a bit similar, enjoys spending some chill time together. Half expects her to be killed/discorporated at some point, wouldn’t be that cut up about it, mostly disappointed in the both of them and the idiot daleks they’re tied to.
Hatchlings - treat dispenser, playtime target, will be dogpiled on by many small scrabbly lizards
#didn’t end up spending much time with Henry T-T#would like a play date with the humans again sometime maybe
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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.
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Lonely Sentences
(Sentences for lonely muses, and those trying to help them. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"And then I think that maybe I was designed to be alone..."
"You're alone. You've been alone your whole life."
"Do yourself a favour and do what lonely people do: get a dog."
"I imagine you were lonely - a mind like yours in a place like that."
"You don't seem the kind to make friends easily."
"My books have been my only true companion since childhood."
"What's your plan then? To stay alone forever?"
"You are, in your own way, a lonelier man than me."
"So, what makes you think I'm lonely?"
"Don't get many visitors here, do you?"
"I just don't understand why you work so hard to be alone."
"I know what it's like to be alone."
"There's nothing wrong with being alone."
"Don't say that! You don't have to be alone!"
"Do you know what it's like to be alone? Really alone?"
"You must be so lonely."
"How long have you been alone? Are you lonely?"
"Does it ever bother you? Being alone?"
"If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"
"We're better off alone. We suffer alone. We die alone."
"We're all alone in the world. I have you, you have me. Only for a little while, I mean."
"I have felt alone all my life, except with you."
"To one extent or another, I've always been alone."
"You're lonely, and sometimes loneliness turns to bitterness."
"Have you lived a lonely life?"
"I was lonely. Almost no one there thought like I thought."
"Some things are better left alone. Like me, for instance."
"I like being alone - at least, I convince myself that I'm better off that way."
"You might be one of the last friends I've got."
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Jester is a dalek. He can wear whatever face he likes and force himself to act any type of way but he cannot change his fundamental identity- he can’t change the things happening at the very base of his skull influencing every action he takes.
He is a dalek. He does think he’s better than you because of that. He is dangerous.
#the kaled body is meant to distort your perception of him don’t let it fool you#don’t let him fool you it’s really a bad look#jester#HE IS NOT A PERSON
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Send “#b” and I’ll shuffle my music player, and use my favorite line from the next song as a starter!
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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 14
(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Everything you've ever done, you've only ever done for yourself."
"I know people hate me, consider me evil, but it is my detachment - my indifference to suffering - that allows me to be effective."
"They're going to arrest me tomorrow, and you. It's almost a certainty."
"Gloating feels so good."
"I won't mention this to the police. That's all you'll get."
"You have something I want. Right now, that makes me the only person you can trust to get you out of here alive."
"Human? You don't deserve to be human."
"I actually hate guns, but hey, it's part of the job."
"How does it feel to cut into a living body?"
"Whatever you've heard about me, if it makes your skin crawl, it's probably true."
"Now, are you going to face me like a man or what?"
"Everyone was right; you're not very nice to know."
"You're too smart to play the victim."
"A weapon's only as good as the man who's wielding it."
"Put the gun down. I'm not talking like this."
"Sometimes, a little death is necessary."
"I'm not scared. Not of you."
"I don't care where I am, and I don't care who you think you are. Men like you don't scare me, you understand?"
"I'm not a thief, but I am a killer."
"Thank you for the news. It is the only reason I'm letting you leave alive."
"You should be careful who you point a gun at."
"Your lack of understanding does not obligate me to explain."
"You must not know who I am. Want to find out?"
"What now? I plead for my life?"
"Oh, I love a good fight!"
"This is not the time to pull threats. Do you understand?"
"I've heard stories about you. They can't all be true."
"Do you want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now?"
"We're all cold-blooded. Hadn't you noticed?"
"Difficult stain to get out, blood."
"You're already dead - you just don't know it yet."
"You poisoned her!"
"Why the fuck would anybody thinks it serves their best interest to become a goddamn informant for the government?"
"Be very careful about what you say to me next."
"Your reputation is warranted. You're beautiful at what you do."
"Everybody has pressure points. You find something that's personally important to them, and you squeeze."
"Most people are so close-minded - so narrowly focused on their tiny, little cocooned worlds that they don't even under the greatness that I am offering them."
"Are you really going to pull that trigger?"
"You like fighting, don't you?"
"I want to put you in a little glass jar and then label your parts in Latin."
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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 18
(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You're here to cause me grief. I can tell."
"You're breaking every rule of etiquette! What you've done is appalling!"
"Why are you trying so hard to get rid of me?"
"Look, we all have tough days. All I'm saying is you've got to do your best to be nice to people."
"You're like a restless toddler."
"That look in your eye is a pain in my ass. You know that, right?"
"What I don't understand is why my best friend can't be happy for me!"
"You're a hard, callous bitch! You're just using me!"
"I don't need any favours from you!"
"I find you incredibly offensive!"
"Please don't interrupt me when I'm asking rhetorical questions."
"Don't you ever leave me alone with her again!"
"Fucking hell, you gave me a fright!"
"Swear to me that you had nothing to do with this!"
"You almost got us all killed today!"
"You knew this was going to happen and you didn't say anything?"
"Never presume to understand what I want."
"Could you please pull yourself together and act like a mature human being!"
"You are not in charge!"
"I wish I'd never met you!"
"This isn't just a job for me, so don't bring my career down with yours, you got it?"
"I don't know if you think that lying is the best way to deal with this, or you're too stupid to realise that you'll make matters worse!"
"I stopped listening to men like you a long time ago."
"I don't think I like your attitude."
"You’re doing that thing where you pretend to know more than everyone else in the world."
"I don't care where I am, and I don't care who you think you are. Men like you don't scare me, you understand?"
"This is as much on you as it is on me!"
"You're selfishly coming between two people who care for each other!"
"I didn't drive down here in the middle of the night just to babysit!"
"Be very careful about what you say to me next."
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Politician Sentences, Vol. 7
(Sentences from various sources for politicians and/or muses in political spaces. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"We're all puppets. I'm just the puppet who can see the strings."
"How did they manage to get so many snobs in one place?"
"Do the consequences of attacking outweigh the potential benefits?"
"I'll happily look into the matter myself, but it is going to have to wait a few days."
"When people are afraid to do their job right, they're certain to do it wrong."
"If you'd cared from the start, none of this would have happened."
"Do you ever think about your legacy? The mark you leave behind after you're gone?"
"Do you know how many years of my life I've given to my country?"
"You don’t have friends; you have admirers."
"People respect you. They just don't like you."
"Truth begins in lies."
"You must forgive my bodyguard. His instructions are mine."
"It's a bad idea to get into a power play with somebody who holds the power."
"You don't think that's a little paranoid?"
"Are you intentionally trying to get me to dislike you?"
"Our media is no more truthful than yours."
"You can portray me as a rich bastard in the press all you want, just as long as I stay rich."
"I did not ascent to this position by being stupid."
"I know you'll find this hard to believe, but my own public charm is a result of cultivation."
"I apologise for being so high-strung lately."
"You are uniquely talented in many areas, but office politics is not one of them."
"Know what your enemy is afraid of. That's power."
"The worst thing you can do in this business is overstay your welcome."
"You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy?"
"Never presume to understand what I want."
"Your lack of understanding does not obligate me to explain."
"You have the luxury of not caring about your image, but I do not!"
"You value history, but you don't care about the people living in it."
"Can you honestly tell me you've never done anything hypocritical?"
"Art is simply politics' sweeter tongue."
"The question is not 'Is it a game?'. The question is 'Who sets the rules?'."
"When a man shakes my hand and says he's going to do something, I expect him to follow through."
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right."
"I don't forget anything - or anyone."
"What the hell has my country done for me?"
"I know people hate me, consider me evil, but it is my detachment - my indifference to suffering - that allows me to be effective."
"This would be a very good time to offer me a bribe."
"Change is frightening, especially for those in power."
"You don't have to be a tyrant, but if you don't want to be consistently cruel, you have to be sufficiently brutal at least once to establish authority."
"Is the yelling designed to scare me? Because I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to be scared of."
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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 24
(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Do you honestly think that now is the right time for this conversation?"
"Don't you think I know what I sounded like today? Do you think I enjoy being humiliated and laughed at like that?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Are you watching my house?"
"Do I sense the cold silence of disapproval?"
"If we identify a UFO, does that just mean it's an FO?"
"Do you believe there's something out there?"
"Do you know the difference between order and chaos?"
"What happened to your resolution to be more accepting?"
"You hate anyone who can't do what you do, don't you?"
"Do you still believe humanity can do better?"
"Is there really ever such a thing as an accident?"
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Why are you trying so hard to get rid of me?"
"How does it feel to know that you have failed?"
"You like fighting, don't you?"
"Do you want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now?"
"You're a smart man. You could be anywhere doing anything. Why do you do this?"
"Hey, are you experiencing an ominous sense of foreboding?"
"Are you really going to pull that trigger?"
"They all hate me. You don't hate me, do you?"
"What am I afraid of? I think the better question is what are you afraid of?"
"Have you any idea how much I've missed you?"
"How much longer are you going to drag your heels before you tell her how you feel?"
"How did they manage to get so many snobs in one place?"
"Have you thought about what you're going to do when you retire?"
"Do you think he'll be jealous?"
"Do you ever wish there was another way?"
"You're a pretty smart kid, you know that?"
"Do I strike you as someone who can't speak for herself?"
"Is there a Greek god of disappointment?"
"Aren't you a little young to be getting married?"
"Why would you say something like that?"
"When exactly was the last time you had a psych evaluation?"
"Can I ask you a personal question?"
"Do you remember the last time we danced?"
"If you can't trust your own mind, then what have you got?"
"I never knew so many books even existed. Have you read them all?"
"You'd use your gun on my mother?"
"So, how did you become a hostage?"
"We've never met before, right?"
"What are you doing here, apart from trying to avoid me?"
"What? You telling me you've never had a thing for bad boys?"
"They say you're a genius. Are you?"
"How come you always have to lead?"
"Do you enjoy threatening people?"
"Did you have a happy childhood?"
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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 6
(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I don't take orders from you."
"You just wait for me to make a mistake, don't you?"
"Please don't cry in front of me. We're not in that stage of our friendship yet."
"I'll thank you not to test my intelligence or credulity with your ridiculous fabrications of truth and fictions."
"Flattery will get you nowhere."
"Not everything can be reduced to psychology."
"I may be petty, but I'm not that petty."
"I'm delusional? Did you just hear yourself?"
"Did you hear a word of what I just said? No? Well, maybe you didn't want to hear it."
"Don't be so damn naïve!"
"What the hell are you doing? Why can't you stay out of this?"
"Please tell me you're not saying that love is the answer."
"Be honest; you're angry because you're jealous."
"I see your renowned arrogance has been left quite intact."
"You just calm the hell down, before we both get pissed off."
"You question my ability?"
"Why am I even talking to you?"
"I find your attitude rather disappointing, if I may say."
"Will you please stop trying to pick a fight with me?"
"Have you considered that something else might be going on here?"
"It's time to start telling me the truth!"
"No one understands because you won't let anyone understand!"
"Look, I was just living my life. Can't a person just live?"
"If you're going to stab me, stab me in the front."
"Next time you think about breaking the law, you talk to me first."
"Your eye is twitching. When people aren't being honest, their eye twitches."
"Accept who you are, however repulsive that may be!"
"How long are you going to refuse to trust me?"
"What about my face says 'let's share our secrets'?"
"You really are an oaf. You know that?"
"I don't like to share."
"You have no shame."
"You really get off on this, don't you?"
"You're a bully, and all bullies are cowards."
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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 8
(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I fail to see the purpose of this continued criticism."
"What are you grinning at?"
"Promise me, that next time, you will back me up."
"Ask me no further questions. I will not answer."
"Oh, you have to make everything so complicated!"
"You talk too much."
"Don't be so obsessed."
"I was simply trying to stop you from giving us a whole lecture on the subject!"
"I know your mother raised you better than this!"
"Don't judge me before you know the facts."
"I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong."
"I am in control of my emotions!"
"I'm sick and tired of your logic!"
"I despise devious people. Don't you?"
"I can't say I think much of your welcome."
"You're not going to answer my question, are you?"
"Could you be any more of a condescending ass?"
"You're being very loose in your accusations, and drawing conclusions without any facts."
"If you want to see who can be grumpier, I promise you, you will lose."
"I thought I taught you better than that."
"That was rude and completely uncalled for!"
"I know what you're trying to do, and I don't like it!"
"This game has gone on long enough!"
"I'm sensing you are a control freak."
"I don't like anyone meddling in my private affairs."
"What kind of psychopath just enters someone's house!?"
"You could never listen to anyone! You always had to be different!"
"Who do you think you are?"
"Is there some significance to this action?"
"Have I ever mentioned that you play a very irritating game of chess?"
"How could you let this go on?"
"My first impression was correct. You are a barbarian."
"You have a martyr complex!"
"Your presence here is interfering with my efficiency."
"Don't give me those baby blue eyes; I don't go for that innocent routine."
"My feelings are not subject for discussion."
"Do not take that tone with me!"
"Can you please remind me why you had me come here?"
"I want facts, not poetry!"
"Is your phone broken? You couldn't text me this?"
"You should be told the difference between empiricism and stubbornness."
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Ehehehehhehehhe jealous little thing >:3
Oooo!! #35 are they possessive over their things? or over other people? both?
((OHHHH YES! His things are HIS things! His technology he does not allow anyone to tamper with including qualified technicians or scientists. His lab is HIS personal space in which the Dalek would burn others out of to keep specific projects close to their own heart. His people he would burn worlds for- his lovers, he would take bullets for.
Possessive, jealous, greedy, and very upfront about it all.
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6. what do they normally dream about? nightmares or nonsense?
Jester: Tends to dream about the things on his mind- planned events, worries and fears, regrets, desires. On bad nights he’ll relive experiences he doesn’t want to, or go through whole new horrors his mind invents for him. On good nights he’ll enjoy a romantic or spicy dream about a partner.
Keera: Sleeps like a rock, NOTHIN going on in that head. Sometimes she has food dreams and will wake up starving and craving something in particular.
Morokei: He tends to dream positively in the beginning but they always turn sour, waking him at odd hours in a sweat and preventing him from going back to sleep anytime soon.
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send me a # to learn an unusual hc about my muse!
bonus points if you ask me to randomize it !
what’s your muse’s favorite album of all time / favorite artist?
how do they listen to their music? ipod, mp3, computer, cd, records, etc?
do they take baths or showers? do they prefer one over the other?
do they wear their hair down when they sleep, or tied up / braided?
how many blankets / pillows do they like to have on their bed?
what do they normally dream about? nightmares or nonsense?
do they wake up groggy or alert? do they like mornings?
what do they sleep in? pj’s, normal clothes, nothing?
what do they smell like? do they use perfume or cologne?
what shampoo scent do they like the best and why?
bar soap or liquid? do they like loofahs?
do they prefer sleeping alone or with someone else?
do they like the room cold or hot when they sleep?
do they stay up too late? do they like staying up?
do they know how to drive? do they like to drive?
do they prefer taxis / buses / subways, etc? or none of the above?
do they have pets? what kind? dogs, cats, etc?
do they prefer cats or dogs? or neither?
what are their phobias? do they have any at all?
what do they hate being teased about? are they teased often?
did they have any fears growing up that they’ve since conquered?
do they have a fear they want to conquer, but haven’t yet?
how do they show fear? sweating, shaking, blankness, anger, etc?
do they have a short temper? what’s most likely to set it off?
do they get scared easily? does loud noises, shouting, etc, scare them?
what are they most passionate about? what could they debate about for hours?
what do they never, ever want to speak of, ever?
do they have kids? do they want kids? if so, how many?
is there something they’d like to change about themselves physically?
is there something about their personality they want to change?
do they have good fashion sense? or do they just wear whatever?
do they critique others easily? do they judge from afar?
are they too hard on themselves over the little things?
are they the jealous type? what are they most likely to be jealous of?
are they possessive over their things? or over other people? both?
would they rather be alone or in a relationship?
what do they think about polyamorous relationships? would they do it?
do they have parents / parental figures? do they have a good relationship with them?
do they have siblings? if so, how many? do they like them?
do they have a big family or a small family? no family?
where would they want to live if they could live anywhere? why?
are they happy in their current living situation? why or why not?
do they like living alone or with another person / other people?
did they go to college, or are they attending? did / do they like it?
what’s their dream job / profession? do they have one?
if they could control one thing in the world, what would it be?
do they like tv shows or movies? or neither?
do they have social media? do they like it or hate it? obsess over it?
do they have a creative outlet? if so, what is it?
where do they see themselves in 2 / 5 / 10 years?
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