#i needed to write this out

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

I love it when they give starscream a slutty little waist.

"He's an awful boss but damn if he ain't hot"* cons starscream just bossed around probably*

Like boy are you looking to get lifted by your waist and thrown over a shoulder? Keep the star sarcasm coming and your getting grabbed and tossed by Megatron to get you quiet.

This isn't a case of I'm sexually attracted but I love this whore with my full heart. God why??

Starscream has quietly become my bbg I don't make the rules.

[supertransural]

in heaven:

okay everyone so you’ve all been selected to be assigned a human, your job is going to be to keep them out of trouble until they perform their unbeknownst heavenly duties. everybody take your pick :)

so we have dennis, 16, high school student, main focus is going to be keeping him away from weed — okay here you go… then we have christie, 34, her marriage is failing so you may have to counsel her a bit… perfect thank you for volunteering. uhh who’s next.. right, henry, 52, no real focus to speak of, he’s just clumsy, so watch out for when he’s cooking with knifes — right off you pop. andddd… dean, 29… oh he’s a doozy. i mean this one would be a 24/7 charge, no breaks. veeeery dysfunctional. psychologically challenged, damaged, in danger round the clock, and currently locateeed… in hell.

cas: give.

[datamodel-of-disaster]

Sort of wonder if anyone else experiences this.

When I'm confronted with things I can't deal with (in my case, usually demanding life responsibilities, or situations where admin stuff and organization and planning is required on my part), I get hit with this incredibly leaden exhaustion. Like from one moment to the next, my brain is suddenly all fog and molasses, and it gets hard to even hear people let alone process what they're saying, and everything hurts in a very hard to describe way, and I can't think, all I want is to be gone.

And sometimes I am gone, for a while. And other times, I can bite my teeth and muddle through. And sometimes I think I wasn't gone but I find posts in my drafts where I desperately fantasize about closing my eyes and never waking up and they don't feel like anything I would say.

It's not voluntary. It's not just "having a bad day" or "not feeling like doing a thing", it's like all of my brain and body goes into some kind of emergency shutdown mode and it costs all my strength to just stay conscious. And it can happen at any time.

Anyway, am I alone?

[deceptive-daydreams]

might fuck around and make myself a nice bath and rewatch euphoria cause although I’m fully in a depression I also deserve to feel like a princess so I will now be princess depression🤷‍♀️

[writersdrug]

If you smack your boyfriend's ass...

Captain John Price will snap his head up, looking at you with a confused but intrigued expression, rubbing his behind in slight shock. "What's that for, luv?"

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick will throw back his head and laugh, rubbing his ass and smiling at you. "Been workin' out more - is it paying off?" He'll say, looking back at his own ass.

Simon "Ghost" Riley will let out a shocked grunt. "Oi, little wanker-" he'll quickly grab you by the waist before you can scramble away and give you a few sharp pats to your ass.

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish will chuckle mischievously, putting down whatever he'd be doing. "Right, askin' for it now, cheeky-" he'll say, chasing you into to the bedroom.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[feefal]

Wanna make a drawing that’s inspired by the whole “Eve was created from the rib of Adam”.

I imagine it would take a lot of rib bones to construct a whole adult skeleton, so it’ll be a feral, bloodied Eve standing amidst a pile of crumpled Adam’s with their rib bones stolen

[bluerosefox]

Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.

[lauravian]

“Don’t let it get to that big head of yours, Merlin.

I just… thought you were dead.”

[goblinhoursinsomniaramblings]

dc x dp prompt: Jack Fenton is a long lost Wayne... sorta

Bruce hears rumors of a cousin he hasn't seen in decades, Jackson Wayne. Except he's changed his name, started some sort of ghost-hunting scam, and is hitting all the items on Bruce's checklist for 'obvious theme supervillain.' Clearly, this needs investigation.

Meanwhile, Jack Fenton mainly remembers high society being boring and stifling, picking his mom during a messy divorce that had them leaving Gotham city altogether, and going all in on ectoscience, which resulted in the few members of his gotham family that still spoke to him cutting him out completely. He has absolutely no idea Martha and Thomas Wayne, the famous murdered philanthropist Waynes, were 'Aunt Mar-Mar' and 'Uncle Tommy', and is totally oblivious to lil' Brucie up and disappearing for a few years. So when Brucie calls and wants to reconnect, well, that sounds like a fine idea! Bring the kids! Sure, all of them! Yes, ALL of them.

Bruce was not expecting this. The trip ends up extremely surreal as a result.

[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

On my way to become Nightwing lol

I'ma be an older sibling soon but I feel vaguely weirded out? It feels vaguely lonely? I feel old too old?

I never thought I would have a baby nibbling. Reading about Dick's and Damian sibling dynamic is helping me, somehow it's comforting. Makes me feel less weird about being so much older.

Like, is that going to be me in how many years?? Am I running the risk of Nightwinging? God I already dress in mostly black's and blues oh no I've already started the metamorphosis. Save yourself's and start dressing like a traffic light then you only run the risk of getting benched by furry dad.

No but It's nice being able to write this somewhere. I've always taken comfort in the media with close friends and found family type of bonds or just close relationships at all. I remember watching everything I could get my tiny hands on clips on youtube to cheap CDs at the store.

I want to show them someday, maybe not. I take such deep comfort in these old shows and I think I want to keep it to myself for now.

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

[cairafea]

my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying

ref:

[valtsv]

"why do you talk so much" i like to share things with people andd a wizard cursed me to use at least three words wherever one would suffice so just fucking deal with it alright