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callsign-magnolia · 4 months ago

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Undiagnosed // Ch. 22

Mature Content 18+

Jake Seresin x Neurodivergent OC

Summary: Katie Blair grew up trying to be the perfect daughter. She always struggled to be the prim and proper little girl her parents wanted. Big personality as a kid, but now at 25, she's the shy admiral's daughter who just keeps her head down and tries to get through law school. So what happens when she's had enough and with help from a certain Lieutenant, she gets out.

Warnings: Emotional abuse, trauma response, abusive parents, smut.

Word Count: 5.0k

Chapter 21 | Masterlist

By the end of the day I was pumped, shockingly not exhausted like I thought I would be. “Hey, wanna come over and study?” Brooke asked and I nodded. “Yeah, just let me text Jake and let him know I’ll be home late.” She laughed and rolled her eyes jokingly. “Jeez, he’s your boyfriend Katie, not your dad.” I laughed quietly at her joke, feeling a little ridiculous now. I never mentioned anything to her or Annie about my parents and I don’t intend to. “Now let’s go, I’ll stop and pick up chinese on the way there.” I smiled at her and grabbed my bags. “We’ll see you there.” I said and walked out. I hiked through the hospital parking lot to get to my car and was relieved when I reached it. “Thank god.” I muttered as I put my stuff inside and grabbed my phone to text Jake.

Gonna be home late. Going over to Brooke’s apartment to study.

I sent the text and started up my truck. It roared to life and I threw it in drive. As I drove to the apartment complex it looked like the bottom was gonna fall out and I was right, about halfway there it started raining, hard. I drove slowly, barely able to see anything as I went before arriving at the apartment complex. I text Brooke I was here and I could barely make out her sticking her stick her head out of her front door and wave me in. With that I grabbed my stuff and jumped out of my truck just as lightning flashed and I rushed through the door. “Nice, you’re not too soaked.” She said and I laughed. “Now I wish I brought a change of clothes with me.” We all laughed and I sat in the floor at the coffe table, grabbing my plate. My phone buzzed in my pocket and I looked at it to see a text from Jake.

Okay, be careful. I love you! 😘

I smiled at the text and both girls ‘ooo’d at me. “I bet I know who made you make that face.” Annie teased and I grinned. “My very loving and doting boyfriend.” I remarked, opening some chopsticks. “How did he do when you were sick?” Brooke asked and I sighed. “I couldn’t get a moments peace without hearing, ‘Do you need water? Do you need food? Can I get you another blanket?’ But I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I could’ve landed a boyfriend who wanted me to coddle him while I’m sick.” They agreed. “Well better eat so we can get started.” Annie and I agreed with Brooke before digging in. We ate a bunch of food, studied hard, quizzed each other and made it fun. “Well, this was probably one of the best study sessions I’ve ever had.” I remarked as I grabbed my bag. “We’ll definitely do it again. Maybe a few times a month or something like that.” I nodded and grabbed the doorknob. “Definitely. See y’all tomorrow.” They both waved and I rushed through the rain and hopped in the truck. As soon as I closed the door I realized I never locked it. “Well that’s not good.” I looked at my phone and saw it was eight o’clock. I text Jake that I was on my way and headed out.

The rain made it really hard to see so I had to go slow. As I turned out onto the road that led to Brooke’s apartment I wound up behind an older Chevy Tahoe. Just like me they were driving slow. It was totally silent besides the rain and my windshield wipers, which I decided needed to be changed. My eyes were trained on the back windshield of this Tahoe when suddenly something was flung out the drivers side window and it looked like something white fell out of it. No one was behind me so I pulled over, something in my gut told me to check it out. I climbed out of the truck and made my way over to the box, it was upside down so I flipped it over. I opened it up and saw five kittens, I gasped and turned looking for the white one that fell out. I scoured the grass for five minutes and was about to give up when I heard a small meow. It was constant and I made my way to the tree line, lifting some branches, I found the little white kitten. “Aw, baby.” I picked it up, cradling it to my chest as it cried out. I quickly made my way back to the box and set the white kitten inside with the others and hauled it back to my truck. I managed to climb in and set the box in my passenger seat. I shivered as I cranked the heat, hoping it would warm me and the kittens. I dug around under the seats for a blanket or anything but there was nothing. I took a better look at the kittens and saw their eyes were still closed. I immediately grabbed my phone and started googling. These kittens were so young if their eyes were still closed and they should be nursing but of course mama is nowhere to be found. “Okay guys, I’ll get you what you need.”

I drove to the nearest pet store and pulled into the parking lot. It was empty for the most part so I left the truck running as I got out and rushed inside. I looked around and after a minute I found an associate. “Excuse me.” She turned and smiled at me. “How can I help you?” She asked. “I was driving behind this chevy and they tossed a box out the window. When I stopped I found it had six kittens and none of them have opened their eyes yet. I need MRK… No, that's not right. RKM? Whatever is a milk replacement for kittens.” I said and she furrowed her brows at me before smiling. “I know exactly what you need.” She led me to an aisle that held a bunch of cat supplies. “KMR.” She grabbed two containers and handed them to me. “You’re gonna want puppy pads and something to keep them from wandering off once they’re mobile.” I nodded and gathered everything before meeting her at the front to check out. I felt weird using Jake’s credit card for this but I also had no other means to buy this. “Thank you.” I said before gathering everything and rushing back out to my truck. I slung everything into the passenger floorboard before climbing in. At this point I was absolutely soaked to the bone from being in and out of the rain.

I drove home, the little meows of the kittens filling the silence. Once I was in the driveway I gathered everything except the box of kittens and hauled it inside. I set everything down by the door and rushed back out to the truck for the box. Jake was standing in the doorway when I walked back. "What is that?" Jake asked as I carried the soaking wet box into the house. I pushed past him and made my way to the kitchen when the little noises started up again. "Is that a box of kittens?" He asked, following me. "Yes. Someone just launched a box of kittens out of their car on Brookes road, and I couldn't just leave them there, not with it storming like it is." I said, setting the box down on the kitchen floor and going to the laundry room for some towels. "Why did you bring them here?" He asked, and I huffed. "Because it is raining outside, and they’re eyes aren’t even open! There was no vet or rescue open! So help me get them warm!" I felt like my emotions were going to explode out of me, and I could tell Jake saw it too. “Okay, it’s okay.” He helped me grab some towels before sitting on the floor next to the soaked box. I joined him and we each picked up a kitten, gently rubbing them with the towels to dry them off and warm them up.

I picked the white one up and it cried as I gently rubbed its back. “That one sure is vocal.” Jake said as he rubbed a solid black one. I nodded, “The person driving in front of me threw the box out of his truck and this one fell out of it. I found her way down by the tree line just crying.” I pulled her close and her tiny claws dug into my shirt. “Tomorrow I plan to take them to the vet. My first class isn’t until nine and the one closest to the house opens at seven.” He nodded. “I’ll go with you.” He said as he set the black one down and picked up an orange one. “You don’t have to.” I said and he shook his head. “I want to.” I sat quietly for a minute before I picked up the last cat, a calico. “Okay. Could you get the milk replacement ready?” I asked, nodding towards the bag and he got up. He prepped the food and I held the kitten as he came back with six tiny bottles. We sat on the floor and fed all the kittens until their bellies were full and they started drifting off to sleep. “I’m gonna go shower real quick while they’re sleeping.” Jake nodded, the last kitten in his arms finishing its bottle.

I rushed upstairs and showered quickly, wanting to get back downstairs to the kittens. Once I was dry I put on some pajama pants and one of Jake’s shirts before making my way back downstairs. It was quiet when I came down and I walked into the kitchen to see Jake in the laundry room lining an empty laundry basket with blankets. “Might as well give them a warm dry place to sleep. That box is soaked.” I nodded and walked over, helping him move all of the kittens into the laundry basket. “They’ll sleep for a while but they’ll be up again in a few hours to eat.” I grabbed the KMR container. “Well, may wanna premake these so we aren’t up too long throughout the night.” He smiled and grabbed the bottles. We made enough bottles for multiple feedings. We watched some TV until the kittens started making noise again so we fed them one more time before going to bed. As we laid down, Jake pulled me in close to him. “How did studying go?” He asked and I yawned. “Great.” He chuckled, kissing my head. “I’ll get up with them next.” He said and I was too tired to say otherwise.

The next morning Jake and I got up and got ready before getting the kittens ready. “Jake!” I called excitedly. “What?” He asked as he walked into the kitchen. “Two of them have their eyes open.” He leaned down next to me looking at the two tabby’s. “They sure do.” The two cats were looking up at us but I’m sure their eyesight wasn’t good enough to truly see us. “Well I’m gonna go start the truck, we’ll leave here in a minute.” I nodded as I grabbed the basket, carefully carrying it to the living room as Jake came back in. “Ready?” He asked and I nodded. I grabbed both of our bags and he carried the kittens out to the truck, setting the basket on the back floorboard. I set our bags in the backseat before getting in. The ride there was full of cries from the kittens, I didn’t feed them before we left because I read they needed to fast. But I have bottles ready to feed them at the vet once they’re finished. Their cries were stressing me out, knowing I can’t give them what they needed in this moment. “You okay?” Jake asked and I raised a brow at him. “Their crying is stressing me out.” He chuckled and grabbed one of my hands, holding it on the console. “I can tell. I was waiting on you to pull your thumb out of socket.” I looked down at my free hand to see my thumb was red and I realized I was tugging on it. “Oh, sorry.” I said and he brought my hand up to kiss it. “No reason to apologize, honey.”

Once at the vet Jake grabbed the kittens while I went inside to check in. “Hi, my name is Katie. I left a voicemail last night saying I found some kittens.” Her eyes widened. “Oh! I was about to call you. Dr. Braggs had a seven-thirty cancellation and asked me to call you in.” I smiled. “Perfect!” She smiled and started asking me basic questions. “Dr. Braggs will be with you in a moment.” I nodded and walked over to sit next to Jake in the feline waiting area. He had the white one in his arms, rubbing its head as it purred against his arm. “She’s precious.” I said, sitting next to him. He smiled and continued to pet it. “When did they say we could get in?” He asked. “They had a seven-thirty cancellation.” He nodded. “I text Rebecca this morning. I told her what was going on and she said I could bring the kittens into class with me so they can be fed every few hours. Thankfully today is a short day.” He nodded. “Well how about after this, we go on a breakfast date.” I raised a brow at him. “A breakfast date?” He nodded. “I got to thinking about it. We’ve been so worried about your dad, I don’t think I’ve taken you on a real date.” I gave him a small smile. “No, I don’t think you have either. At least not just the two of us.” We both smiled at each other. “So, we’ll leave here, swing by the diner up the road for some pancakes and bacon and we’ll sit in the truck and eat and I’ll drive you to class.” I nodded. “Okay. I like that idea.”

“Blair?” I looked up to see a girl smiling at me. “Hi, I’m Ellie.” She said, holding out her hand to me as we stood up. “Katie and this is Jake.” He tried to wave but he had the laundry basket in one hand and a kitten in the other. I took the basket from him as we walked into the exam room. “Okay, so we have six kittens?” I nodded as I set the basket down. “Correct.” She typed some stuff in before setting the keyboard to the side. “Well let’s start by weighing them.” All the kittens look so tiny on the scale as she sat them up there one by one. “Please stay there.” She said, trying to get the orange one to stay on the scale but he was just crying and slowly making his way off the scale. Once it read his weight Jake grabbed him, holding him close. “Okay, I’ve gotten all this in their chart and Dr. Braggs will be in here in a moment.” We nodded and Ellie walked out. “I just want to squeeze them all until they pop!” I said, scooping up the calico and the orange one and snuggling them. “Well that would be mean, so let’s not make them pop.” Jake picked up one of the tabbies and kissed its little head. “So what are we going to do with them?” Jake sighed. “Find a rescue or a shelter for them?” He suggested. “We can’t keep six cats.” I knew he was right, but sending them to a shelter scared me. They only hold them for so long before euthanizing.

There was a knock on the door and a redheaded woman poked her head in. “Hi! I’m Kathy Braggs!” She was super cheery and smiled at us. We both shook her hand before her bright eyes turned to the kittens. “So many kittens!” She squealed before picking two of them up. “Someone tossed a box out of their truck last night and all these kittens were in it. The white one actually fell out and was a ways away from the box.” She gasped and set down the two in her hands before picking up the white one. “I’ll look her over for injuries.” Dr. Braggs took her time looking over each kitten individually. “This black one. He may need to be fed more often, he’s smaller than all of his littermates. Other than that he should be fine.” I nodded. “They all seem to be in good health. I’d say they’re about five days old, these two have obviously opened their eyes but no ears have unfolded. Both happen between two and sixteen days after birth. They’ll be able to start standing at about three weeks.” We nodded and I sighed. “So as much as I want to, we can’t keep six cats. Do you know of any rescues or shelters?” I asked and she pursed her lips. “There are a few but they’re all very overwhelmed right now. It’s kitten season and every rescue and shelter I know of is bursting at the seams with kittens. Truth be told, the shelters have tried to hold off from euthanizing any of them but they can’t afford to feed them.” My breath caught in my chest and I wanted to burst into tears. “If possible, their best chance for survival is if you find homes for them. Preferably people you know and trust will take care of them.”

Before I could even look at Jake he spoke up. “We can do that. I’m sure I can find enough people on base to take a cat.” I smiled and so did Dr. Braggs. “Wonderful! Since you brought this litter in after finding them the visit is free. We have a program here that injured or lost animals brought in for care are covered financially.” I raised my brows. “Oh, that’s great!” I said and she nodded. “They’ll get you to fill out the paperwork out front but other than that, I think we’re all set.” I nodded. “So the white one is okay?” She nodded. “Fit as a fiddle. No injuries from what I can tell. But if her eyes aren’t open by day sixteen or she stops eating or going to the bathroom, bring her back in and we’ll check her over again.” I nodded. “Thank you, Dr. Braggs! So much!” With that we went out to the desk, filled out the paperwork and left with the kittens.

“Now. To the diner for some pancakes!” Jake said excitedly as he backed out of the parking spot. We swung by the diner and Jake ran in for a platter of pancakes and bacon before coming back to the car. “Oh that smells heavenly!” I said as he handed me the bag. I felt like I was starving at this point even though I knew I wasn’t. “Now, let’s get you to school.” We listened to the radio as we drove and once we pulled up on campus Jake took the food from my lap. “Okay.” He announced. “Pancakes, bacon and hashbrowns for you! Pancakes, bacon and hashbrowns for me!” I laughed and took the to-go container he handed me and turned in my seat to face him. “Thank you.” I said and he smiled at me. “You're welcome.” We sat and ate until he turned and grinned at me. “What?” I asked. “It’s just funny. This is technically our first date and I already know so much about you. I feel like a first date is all about getting to know each other.” I smiled at him. “Well, I don’t think you’ve ever told me much about your family. I know you’re from Texas and you have a brother and a sister.” He nodded, a smile forming. “I do. My sister has three kids too, two boys and a girl. Her youngest just turned two.” I smiled at him. “Does your brother have any kids?” I asked and he nodded. “Him and his wife are expecting their first within a week or so.” My eyebrows shot up. “I didn’t know that.” With everything going on in my life I never really stopped to ask him about personal things like this and now I feel like a shitty girlfriend. He nodded. “I’m excited for another niece.”

I smiled at him and he opened his mouth to say something when I noticed the time. “Shit! I have five minutes to get upstairs!” I put the last bit of bacon in my mouth before closing the container. “I’ll help you with the kittens.” I shook my head. “You don’t have to.” I said and he huffed. “But I want to, so let me.” He kissed me quickly before I agreed and got out. I grabbed my backpack and the bag of kittens stuff and he grabbed the kittens. We rushed inside and made it into the classroom with one minute to spare. I set my bags in my seat as Jake set the box on the floor. “Thank you.” I told him, pulling out the bottles for the kitten formula. “It’s no problem.” The white kitten let out a loud meow and all heads turned to us. “I thought that’s what was in the box.” Rebecca said as she walked over to us. “Thanks again for letting me bring them. It’s going to make my life so much easier.” She smiled at me. “You’re welcome. Anything for kittens snuggles.” She smiled. “Can I?” I nodded and she reached for the white one, cradling it to her chest. Jake helped me get the bottles ready before Rebecca started class.

“Okay, now I’m gonna head to work. I’ll be back to pick you up later.” I nodded and was startled when he placed his hand on the side of my neck and kissed me in front of everyone. “I love you.” He said as he pulled away. “Love you too.” “Good to see ya, Jake.” Brooke said as she walked in with Annie. “You too.” Jake squeezed my hand before walking out and as soon as he did, more kittens started crying. “Okay, okay.” I grabbed the black one and a bottle before sitting down. “Need some help?” I nodded at Annie’s question and she and Brooke picked up the two tabby’s. “I can help too.” Starla said as she walked over. “Sure.” I said and she immediately grabbed the calico. Two more girls picked up the orange one and the white one from Rebecca to feed. I looked around to see almost everyone in the front feeding a kitten and I smiled. This Friday is going to be pretty easy.

The weekend was spent feeding the kittens and watching them so I was ready for something different on Monday. The kittens went back to class with me on Monday and once again everyone wanted to get their hands on them and I happily let them. “Any questions?” Rebecca asked and I raised my hand just as there was a knock on the door and it opened. The dean stood there with two police officers. “Mrs. Ford, could we please see Ms. Blair?” The Dean asked and my heart fell into my gut. She nodded. “Of course.” Her eyes met mine and concern flashed in them. I stood up and walked towards the door, fear gripping me with every step. As soon as I was out the door closed. “Is Jake okay?” I immediately asked. “This has nothing to do with your boyfriend, Ms. Blair.” I was relieved and concerned all at once. “What’s wrong then?” I asked as I wiped my eyes where tears began building up. “We came to give you this.” The stockier police officer said, holding out a paper to me. I took it and at the top it says summons. “Your mother is pressing charges.” I furrowed my brows. “For what?” I asked, looking up at them. “Breaking and entering and battery. She claims you broke in and punched her in the face.” My jaw dropped. “I can’t believe her.” I said, running my hands through my hair. “You’re lucky. She begged us to not arrest you. If you were my child, I would make sure you went to jail.” I gave him a disgusted look. “Have a good day Ms. Blair.” With that they left.

“Katie-” “You don’t understand. Why I did it. What they’ve done to me all my life.” He just stared at me as I stared at the paper. “My mother and father made my entire life a living hell, then I found out I have a developmental disorder that they never bothered to tell me about. I was so angry and I know I acted on emotion but it-” “Katie,” His hand landed on my shoulder. “I believe you. But we still have to have a meeting about this.” I nodded as tears gathered in my eyes. “Grab your stuff.” I nodded and walked back in. Everyone stared at me as I walked in and I wanted to crawl out of my skin. “Mrs. Ford. We need to have an emergency meeting.” She nodded. “Why don’t y’all start early on your essay’s?” Everyone agreed and I put everything in my bag. “Here. I got them.” Rebecca grabbed the laundry basket with the kittens and I put my bag on my back. “Everything okay?” Annie asked and I shook my head. “No. I’ll call you this afternoon.” They nodded and I followed Rebecca out. We walked down the hall to a conference room and we walked in. We all sat down and I tucked my hands between my thighs attempting to ground myself. “Okay, Katie. What happened?” I was shocked by the dean’s question but answered anyway, I told them every detail of what happened when I went to my mother’s house. Including what she told me.

“I-I don’t understand how a mother can do something like that to their child, let alone admit it to them.” Rebecca said, distress clear on her face. The dean nodded. “Katie. It’s clear that what happened is distressing and don’t tell anyone but I feel like you were justified.” I nodded. I felt like I was going to scream and throw up at once, my nerves were eating me alive. “But this is a legal case and the university policy is very clear, any student involved in a criminal legal case is hereby dismissed from the program they’re enrolled in and the university as a whole.” I busted into sobs when he said that, feeling like no matter what I do my parents ruin everything for me. “Katie, I’m sorry. You’re a fantastic student and you show real potential. When you’re found innocent and this is all over we’d be happy to welcome you back into the program.” Rebecca said and I just laid my head on the table. “It’s our policy Katie, and if I could make an exception I would. But if there’s anything we can do, please let us know.” I tried to take deep breaths but I just kept choking. “Can we have a minute?” The dean nodded and stepped out and Rebecca came and sat next to me. “Come here.” Rebecca pulled me into her and I broke down even more. She rubbed my back and I realized I’ve never truly had a hug from a motherly figure. I don’t know how long she let me cry for but she didn’t let go till I had calmed down. “It will get better.” She said and I sighed. “But until it does, you call me if you need me. You have my personal number?” I nodded as I wiped my eyes. “I do.” She smiled at me. “Good. Now go home and rest. You’re gonna need it if you plan to win this case.” I cracked a small smile. “Thanks, Rebecca.”

I grabbed my bag and the kittens and made my way out to the truck. I got everything set up and started my drive home. The ride was quiet until I was about five minutes away from the house and the kittens started crying. I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself but they kept getting louder and more frequent. Once I pulled into the driveway I cut the truck off, but the kittens were so loud. “JUST STOP!” I screamed but they only got louder. I got out of the truck, slamming the door. I leaned against it for a moment before going around and getting my bags and the kittens. I hauled them inside and set the basket on the couch before dropping my bag. I looked up and was shocked to find Jake at the table with a beer in hand. “Wh-what are you doing here?” I asked and he sighed. “It’s my house.” I flinched at his tone. “That’s obvious, but why aren’t you at work?” I asked, tugging on my thumb. “I have officially been dishonorably discharged from the United States Navy.” My jaw dropped. “On what grounds?” I asked. “Kidnapping and sexual assault, against you.” I thought my eyes would fall out of my head at his words. “Me?” He nodded. “According to your dad I’m holding you hostage and assaulting you.” The tears started again and I leaned against the wall, sliding down it. “I’m so sorry, Jake.” I said as I buried my face in my knees. He came over and sat next to me. “Why are you home?” He asked. “My parents are charging me with breaking and entering and battery for slapping my mom. So I have been kicked out of school.” I choked on a sob as I said it. We sat there in silence for a few minutes before he spoke up again. “What do you wanna do?” I stared at my shoes for a moment before sighing. “Fight back and ruin their lives for once.”

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ducknewtonscoolhat · 1 year ago

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On this day I present

Every single time Duck Newton is horrible at lying !

Episode 7

Duck: Yeah, it’s a nickname. Listen, y’all got a van handy, why don’t you hop in and get on trucking. Don’t forget to— don’t worry ‘bout your clothes. We’ll drive them up seperate.

Swimmer: Why can’t we take our clothes?

Duck: [freezing up] You need to— you need— uh. Here, I’ll get them. Y’all start loading in the van and I’ll bring your clothes out to ya’s. Just another one of the many services we offer from the Forestry Service.

Episode 10

Pigeon: Well, I know how to do it, I just wanna know why.

Duck: Perfect. Perfect. Why? It's for firefighter training? Yeah, it's for firefighter training. It's been a little while since I last told someone that, so I had some time to forget it. But it's for firefighting training, cuz we can't get enough water pressure to fight the fires, forest fires.

Pigeon: Out in Monongahela?

Duck: Yeeeeeeep.

Pigeon: Duck, that's on the opposite side of town. I can find other places that I can get you some more water pressure instead of pumping it out of the water park almost a mile away.

Duck: Yeah, but the water park is definitely gonna be closed. If you can tell me somewhere where you can guarantee that they're not gonna need that amount of water that's using that amount, I'd love to hear about it. Cus, off the top of my head, I can't improvise anything.

Pigeon: There's a reservoir right next to Monongahela.

Duck: The reservoir is a source of water but it's not gonna give other— fuck, listen Pigeon, here's the thing. I... love... to… practice fishing. But... the running water... frightens me, it's called hydrophobia. And I would love to practice my cast in a real water environment where I can get in a large body where I can guarantee that running water won't be a factor. And I would just love to practice my cast in a guaranteed still body. But here's the other thing, sometimes if you do it in a lake, that's what you're thinking, a fish will bite it and normally that's ideal, but I'm just trying to practice casting. It's like, when you don't want to catch, that's when they're biting, y’know what I mean? So I need a still body of water that I can guarantee won't move to practice my fishing casting.

Episode 13

Duck: I should’ve put some time into it, honestly, but I uh… I was real busy with family over the holidays, so I didn’t make much—

Mama: You literally just said you didn’t have any family in town over the holidays.

Duck: God dammit. Dammit!

Mama: I mean, it’s fine if you couldn’t dig anything up, but you don’t gotta lie to old Mama, you know?

Duck: Dammit! Dammit, Duck!

Mama: You don’t have to beat yourself up about it, Duck, I mean po—

Duck: Fuck!

Episode 14

EMT: Do you know what happened to him?

Duck: Oh boy…um…do you want the truth or a more convincing lie? Um, nah so, okay, right… so the Pizza Hut sign started to fall, ‘cause of the weather, and he ran up there on… a fire escape… and tried to push it? …With a bat? Damn it. Nah, he just pushed it, and it fell, but then he fell ‘cause he got shocked. I bet… mmm…I didn’t see. I was in-Ah, shit! Alright, hey fol-hey guys, rewind. I-hey guys, rewind a second. Ah fuck! I was inside, I didn’t see. Anything! I don’t know… this man. I do know this man. His name-Fuck! Alright, I Ned, hi, here's-hmmm. Alright, so this man’s name is Ned, and he’s a friend of mine, and I don’t know what the hell happened to him, but you know this guy. He’s always getting into something. I don’t know, I was in the building, I almost got killed by a Pizza Hut sign. I might be in shock!

Episode 18

Duck: Honestly… uh if I gotta tell you the truth, Juno, I’m— I was trying to get into character. I’ve been—

Juno: You’re going undercover with these teens?

Duck: —I’m going undercover. I got a undercover teenage identity. It’s— it’s Frick Richums and when I assume the identity of Frick Richums, I’m trying to get undercover, with the Hornets [hisses] so I can find their illegal grow thing. [grunts]

Juno: You are a truly miserable liar, Duck Newton.

Duck: Goddamnit! I put on such a good— damnit!

Juno: Hey, when you’re finished with the… with those, those nails. Would you mind taking them back to the station? I need to sort of keep going around the perimeter see if I can find something to, you know, maybe help with your investigation to take down those— those drug kingpins, the Hornets.

Duck: Yeah, Juno, about that. I— I was kidding about that, of course. I was just having some fun. But I did… I did hear some of them talking on...... Facebook about you and how they were gonna target you. Like they need to get you out of the way. And it kinda freaked me out a little bit. Can you think of any reason anybody would wanna get you… outta the way? Or— or be targeting you? Like… for this?

Episode 21

(Deputy Dewey is asking for alibis)

Duck: Me— Me— Me too.

Deputy Dewey: You too what? You were

Duck: Yup.

Deputy Dewey: Alright…

Duck: Me too. I was— Yup, I— Yup, me too, for both. Yup, me too. Mmm…

Aubrey: Duck, are you okay? You look like you need to use the bathroom.

Duck: Nope. Yeah, I do. Yup. Uh, Burritos, alright… Bye.

Episode 22 Featuring Ned and Aubrey also being bad at lying

Morgue Technician: Can I help y'all with something?

Duck: Well, we would like to see the bodies of--

Aubrey: My brother!

Duck: My dad.

Ned: My son.

Duck: His brother. Her-- His-- His son, her brother, my dad.

Aubrey: Not related. There's two of 'em.

Ned: But you have to figure out which two.

Duck: We need to see a body for a dare. I'm sorry about all the lies from before but we need to see a body for a dare.

Aubrey: I was dared to look at the body of my brother.

Ned: And my son.

Aubrey: I was dared to look at the body of his son. Who is also my brother. Because he is my father.

Episode 32

Duck: Um… yup. It‘s… Harpo. Uh, all… [imitating crackling noise] Y‘all hearing this? [imitating crackling] The… radio break up. Radio break up. Mrrr.

#taz amnesty #duck newton #the adventure zone #duck newton fan account #taz

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in-my-loki-feels · 5 months ago

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💆‍♂️ with lokius for the ask game? <3

I hope you don’t mind that I went down the au route for this one. 👀 Happy Yee haw Sunday, y’all!

ETA: Now expanded to a 6k fic on AO3!

CW NSFW

6.💆‍♂️ Massage

“Tough day, Sheriff?”

Annie wasn’t putting much pressure into her touch as she ran her hands over Mobius’ bare back, but none of Miss Eleanor’s girls were trained like that. They’d been instructed how to release tension the old fashioned way.

Still, her hands smoothing over his skin felt nice as he lay on his stomach, head turned to the side and eyes closed. It had been a long day and when Miss Eleanor, an old friend, offered a hot bath and a massage—“On the house, for all your hard work, Sheriff”—Mobius had no reason not to accept. The only thing else he had calling his name was an empty house and a bottle of bourbon.

The water from the bath had drained most of the tightness from his shoulders. Annie wasn’t gonna work out the rest, only help him get closer to a good night’s sleep. And all the girls here knew Mobius well enough not to try tempting him for anything more.

A light knock at the door sounded before he could answer.

“Sorry, Sheriff," Annie said with a sigh. "That’s probably Miss Eleanor. I’ll be right back.”

“Take your time, Annie,” he said, not bothering to open his eyes. If Eleanor needed to pull Annie away for an actual paying customer, he wouldn’t complain.

He didn’t hear their conversation, but a few moments later the door closed and soft footfalls came back to where he lay. Instead of picking up where she’d left off, Annie laid a single finger at the top of Mobius’ spine, then slowly drew it down the center of his back. That alone was unusual, but something else felt off, something about the feel of her finger. Annie’s skin was soft, unblemished by anything like—

Calluses, Mobius thought. His eyes flew open but before he could push himself up, two hands—larger and stronger than Annie’s—pressed down, keeping him in place as the owner of those hands hopped up to sit astride Mobius on the bed.

“Now, now, Sheriff,” a familiar, highfalutin voice murmured near his ear. “No need to get up.”

“Loki Laufeyson,” Mobius ground out, trying to see over his shoulder. There was enough light from the candles to recognize the man pinning him down, even if he couldn’t fully see that telltale smirk.

Loki had been a thorn in Mobius’ side since he took over as sheriff. They’d been playing cat and mouse for weeks, but Loki’d never sought him out like this. Mobius looked towards his revolver, but it was in its holster on the nightstand, well out of reach.

“What d’you want?” he asked.

A low chuckle above him made Mobius suddenly aware of the position he was in. Facedown on the bed, unarmed and naked ‘cept for a towel around his waist, with the most notorious outlaw in the West straddling his hips. Mobius could feel the inner seams of Loki’s chaps through the thin cloth and when Loki shifted to lean his weight into his hands, his knees squeezed Mobius’ sides.

A spark of heat lit in Mobius’ belly, a dangerous feeling.

“Thought you might want some help relaxing,” Loki said, his tone nonchalant but his grin audible.

The drag of his hands across Mobius’ skin was so different from Annie’s dainty touch. Loki swept his hands up to Mobius’ shoulders, squeezing with surprising strength for a man who looked like he was missing his three square meals a day. Loki’s thumb found a knot and dug in, causing Mobius to groan. He heard another chuckle above him.

“So tense, Sheriff. What could have caused this?”

“You know damn well,” Mobius grumbled.

Loki didn’t respond, focusing on the troublesome spot he’d found, until Mobius felt the muscle loosen under Loki’s touch. He let out the breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding and Loki’s fingers moved on to seek out the next knot.

Loki worked with startling efficiency. There was no doubt what he was doing was helping, but as the tension in Mobius’ back released, a different kind was building low in his gut. He tried to hold himself still, even as the urge to rock into the bed grew stronger with each sweep of Loki’s hands up his back.

Then Loki spread his knees a little, putting more of his weight on Mobius as he shifted his hips and pressed an unmistakable hardness against Mobius’ ass. At the same time, he curled his fingers to drag his nails down Mobius’ back.

“Fuck!” Twin jolts of heat shot through Mobius, making his hips jerk. He pressed his forehead against the bed, hot all over, unable to ignore his erection any longer.

What the hell were they doing?

“Loki, what—” He made a strangled sound as Loki’s hands settled on his waist and squeezed. Loki bent down low enough that his hair fell forward to tickle Mobius’ skin.

“Get some rest, Sheriff,” he murmured in Mobius’ ear. “Might have another long day ahead of you.”

Then he licked a line up the back of Mobius’ neck, shocking Mobius so thoroughly, he didn’t react when Loki swung a leg over him, getting off the bed as easily as dismounting a horse. Mobius was still recovering his wits when he heard the door close.

He scrambled up then, but immediately pressed a hand to his crotch, afraid that if Annie walked in just then, she’d see more than he’d like her to. Loki was gone, would be long gone by the time Mobius was dressed enough to give chase. Mobius stared at the door, trying to will his erection away, and wondered what kind of game Loki was playing.

He could’ve killed Mobius easily while he had him down, slit his neck or put a bullet in his head. Instead, he’d used those clever hands to unwind the knots in Mobius’ back, then slipped away, but not before making sure Mobius knew Loki had been enjoying it just as much as he had.

Mobius blew out a breath, running a hand through his shaggy hair before reaching for his clothes. He wasn’t going to find Loki tonight, but he wasn’t gettin’ no sleep either. Maybe the answers he needed would be at the bottom of a glass of bourbon, or maybe it’d all make more sense in the morning. Either way, he wanted out of this room before Annie or Miss Eleanor found him in the state Loki had left him.

Prompts are here. Other ficlets here.

#loki #mobius #mobius m mobius #lokius #lokius fic #cowboy au #cowboy mobius #cowboy loki #wanderingflame fic #wf touch game #yee haw sunday #c'mon y'all let's make it a thing!

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luffyvace · 1 year ago

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Luffy x reader x Zoro

yup ur relationship is basically this gif right here 😋

anyway uh y’all really like the sanji x reader x zoro so now i’m doing a version with luffy

the zoro simps are all over my acc?? 😭😭 anything zoro y’all on it. i don’t blame y’all tho ☝️i actually very appreciate all of you :)

contains (big) spoilers at the end for wano, (manga readers are fine)

your relationship is pure chaos

if you don’t mind the chaos all is well

you can try to take luffy out on a date but it won’t end well

either all YOUR money is blown off on food

yes YOURS because luffy ran out of the diner

or you guys end up fighting some other pirates or marines

you can’t keep him still for a minute

zoro gets the concept more but..

NO HE DONT

anyway

will hardly try to be romantic unless you display that it upsets you

”you said you wanted to eat out, so we’re eating”

assumes you were just hungry so he doesn’t treat it much like a date

dont let him lead the dates

YOU plan it out

he’s for sure getting you lost if you don’t

you’ll probably end up fighting some guys too

if you go on a date with them together

expect nothing less then them either arguing, getting into a fight with someone, not paying and definitely not acting like this is a date

outside of chaotic dates tho

you get chaotic energy and adventures from luffy

luffy sees something cool

drags you along with him

zoro follows saying you two’ll get lost

and you all end up into trouble <3

nami scolds you three

she tells you, you were supposed watch over these meatheads

not JOIN THEM

💥💥💥 😓😓😅 😡

you know the context.

you’ll get all the physical affection in the world from luffy

even if you don’t want it- mwah! shishishishi!

with zoro it’s pretty much the opposite 😎

LOL

yeah if your affectionate person you have luffy

if not use zoro as a kiss shield

Luffy forces you to play with him because your like, his favorite person

Zoro forces you to train with him because your like, his favorite person

unless your highly expressive about your opinion like nami, robin or sanji

you WILL do such tasks with them 🤪

Luffy asks “are ya hungry” in front of sanji to get food out of him

especially if your a female

if not your probably not as annoying with food as Luffy is so sanji won’t mind fixing you a quick snack if it’s not close to dinner

Zoro tells you about Kuina

Luffy tells you about Shanks, Ace n Sabo

you probably tell them your past as well

Luffy praises and celebrates with you anytime your bounty goes up

Luffy probably doesn’t ask if you want a bath he just hops in when you do

makes a game and mess out of it

calls it a bath party

you have to force zoro to take a shower

even more so after he trains

which is like all the time

its not that he doesn’t want to he just doesn’t think he needs to

‘im not musty enough’

‘i dont smell bad yet’

DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN ORDER TO CLEAN YOUR BEHIND???

if you don’t nip it in the bud quick fast it becomes a problem

they both protect you with your life

at this point you could punch a god and get away with it ain’t nobody gonna lay a hand on you

you got the protection of the straw hat pirate’s captain and first mate on you

if you don’t feel safe i don’t know what’ll make you

(Wano arc) Spoilers‼️:

don’t look unless your caught up with the anime

god forbid somebody hurt you

and i’m talking SUN god. Nika ☀︎

spoiler over :)

A/N:

hopefully you enjoyed!! some more topics from my list will be coming out

as well as some i randomly thought of. LOL

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calicocatsarecute · 10 months ago

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Hey y’all welcome back to one of fics! It’s lee! Lute ( bc I may be obsessed with her being completely weak to tickles ) enjoy!

Description: Lute is having a bad day. She’s slower and more sloppy in her movements. Adam notices this and decides to give her some “endurance training”.

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Adam’s crew had just finished a section of training. Extermination was in about 8 months. Adam could see that almost everyone was there, everyone except…

“Sorry I’m late sir!”

Think of her and she shall appear. Lute was his best soldier. She was speedy and aggressive. But something was off about her today.

“It’s fine Lute, just hop in when you’re ready.” Adam said still eyeing the uneasy angel.

As training went on Lute seemed even more off somehow. Her limbs were fatigued and her strength wasn’t the same as it usually is. Lute seemed tired even. Adam worries about all of his soldiers but someone as strong as Lute, seeming to crumble under some sort of pressure! It made Adam worry even more.

Soon enough it was time to send everyone back home for the day. But Lute, her expression was saddening to see.

“Hey Lute! Come over here, will ya?”

“Yes sir!” Lute answered and flew over almost immediately.

“What’s wrong with you today? You’re not yourself.” Adam worries deepened as he saw the girl avoid his gaze.

“I-I’m fine sir, really. Just feel a bit sick today.” Lute tried to put on her best smile, but it ended up frumpy.

Adam sighed but he wouldn’t give up until he saw his friend show a real smile.

“Alright well if it’s not a burden for you; would mind staying a bit longer for extra “endurance” training?” Adam had to fight back a smile himself as he said those words.

“Of course I can a bit longer! Please instruct me on what to do.” Lute said, straightening her stance.

“Alright, I need you to lift your arms up.”

Lute did as she was told. Even if she was confused by it.

“Great now, whatever you do, don’t let them go down.” Adam now smirked a bit as his hands crept towards the girl.

“EEK!”

Lute almost brought her arms down to cover her mouth, but she remembered the instructions.

“Sihihir!”

“Yes Lute? You ticklish?” Adam almost laughed along with her.

“Ihihihit tihi- AH! Nohohoho!” Lute giggled helplessly as her ribs were tickled.

“Tickle tickle tickle! Keep those arms up~!” Adam teased.

The man knew all of his soldiers’ weaknesses, almost all of them to tickling. Lute was no exception, tickling always got her giggling and squirmy. Of course all of her terrible spots were told to him by her ��special someone”.

“Ahadam, sihihir! Thihis ihisn’t thehe traditio-NAHAHAL!” Lute squealed as her boss brought one of his wings to her ears.

“Looks like that girl of yours was right! This IS a bad spot for ya!” Adam’s grin somehow got bigger. “And, this is a type of training I made specially for you!”

“STAHAHAP STAHAHAP! IHIHI’M BEHETTER IHIHI’M BEHETTER!”

“Alright fine, guess you’ve had enough.”

And with that, Lute was released. She immediately dropped to the ground, cupping her ears.

“Did I go too far?” Adam asked patting his soldier’s back.

Lute shook her head as should stood up. “Guess I’ll see you tomorrow sir.” She said waving goodbye.

“See ya tomorrow Danger T!ts!”

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Lute walked through the door of her front door.

“Is everything alright dear? You’re late.” A voice stated.

“Yes Liz, I’m fine. Adam just wanted to see me smile that’s all.” Lute reassured the girl. “But, did you have to tell him about my ears?”

“Sorry about that! He asked me about them.” She answered back. “But you know I love you, and your sensitive parts!”

Lute sat next to her. “Yeah I know.”

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Sorry for the bit of self-shipping at the end! Anyways hope you all enjoyed this

#hazbin hotel tickle #hazbin hotel tickles #hazbin hotel tickling #lee!lute #ler!adam #self shipping

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enrosadiraanisaaa · 1 year ago

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Within Session .Part One.

Hello, this is my first fanfic. After reading several fanfics with Yandere!Leon Kennedy, I thought I hop on the bandwagon. I intend for this fic to progressively become disturbing and fucked up with each chapter. While the first few chapters will be tamed, expect the following in this series:

🏮-Stalking, Kidnapping, Forced Breeding, Degradation, NonCon, Gang Banging, Forced Pregnancy, Somnophilia, Blackmail, Manipulation, Abuse, Pet Names, Obsessive Behavior (Duh), Torture, Constraints, Mentions of Blood & Gore, Mental Degradation, Toxic Relationship, Sexual Abuse, Masturbation, Drugged & Drunk Sex, Loss of Virginity, Forced Penetration…

Also you will be retconned (Too bad 😏): Female Reader, 24 Years old and from Texas 💝🤠

This story was purely written with RE 4 (Remake) Leon in mind. So no puppy dog Leon from RE2 or DILF Leon from later games & movies. The story takes place several months after the events of RE4. Yay, you’re in 2004!

I plan to make this series long and fleshed out, but I promise what you want will hit you like a train~🚂

While this chapter does not contain any 🔞 material. This story will contain +18 content (NSFW) in the near future 🔞 If you’re a minor, please go read a real book or something, don’t cry to me when your mom finds your shit. This story will eventually hit that point so don’t set yourself up.

Summary

As an on sight therapist for STRATCOM in Nebraska, you’re tasked with providing quality therapy for US military personnel and government agents. After working at the headquarters for 6 months, Hunnigan recommends you to a notable government agent, Leon Kennedy, who is in need of therapy. After a number of sessions with you, Leon notices a substantial stability in his sanity yet is threatened when you are offered a position back home, closer to your family and friends. Your choice doesn’t sit well with one particular client, who can’t fathom you out of your role as his therapist. Leon has found a means of keeping his precious therapist and realizes you are the key to his permanent solace. You were obviously destined to be his in some form. Why dream of him letting you go?

A\N: I was heavily inspired by Satoshi Kon’s Perfect Blue 💙, the movie FRESH(2022), ExploreVenus’s Something Permanent and Guardian Angel by NexysWorld. They’re all great works, especially the fics with Yandere!Leon *chef’s kiss*. They both certainly have been feeding my obsession with Yandere!Leon in general at this point.

Hope y’all enjoy what’s to come ❤️ ~ Anisssa أنيسة

This is an incredibly short chapter, but a chapter to set the tone 🌙

That Night

A brisk breeze was enough to stir Leon from his sleep, peering from the bed to notice the curtains blowing as the window was left open. From the light of the moon, Leon immediately realized the vacant space beside him on the bed. With an empty exhale, he should have not been surprised she would make a haste exit, even after an exhilarating night. The linger of a fleeting love, her scent haunts him.

After months of successfully saving the dear daughter of the president, Leon Kennedy became undone despite the years of conditioned training. Both incidents in Racoon City and Spain relived in his nightmares, a curse that seemed to threaten his sanity. Now, he misjudged the approach of that woman in red. Despite their separate ways, the universe had a cruel way of bringing her back to him. In the aftermath of their one night stand, he found himself faced with his demons, alone and used.

With all considered, the resolve for Leon was… therapy. To reach out to Hunnigan and be hopefully assigned a therapist from the courtesy of STRATCOM.

#leon kennedy #yandere!leon kennedy #re4 leon #leon kennedy x reader #leon x reader #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #Within Session #Yandere!Leon x reader #female reader #leon x fem reader

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sbizz25 · 4 months ago

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Chp 2

Chapter 2

The team was talking to Y/n to try to get to know her better but Damian stood up from the couch and Beast Boy was in front of Damian.

Beast Boy: “Woah and your hair Y/n is So pretty — OwW”. Damian pushed Beast Boy out of his way and Beast Boy fell on the floor.

Blue Beetle: “Yo Beast Boy are you okay??”, reaching out his hand to help him out.

Beast Boy: “Yeah I’m fine”, rubbing his butt and then he looked at Damian. “Hey! What the hell was that for?!”. Damian just glared at Beast Boy.

Damian: “All of y’all need to stop fooling around and get back to your room soon cause we have a big day tomorrow! And Beast Boy stop flirting with the newbie”. And he turned to Y/n and pointed at her. “And you don't think that just because NightWing told me to train you doesn't mean that I’m going to, Good Night, I’m leaving”. He was walking out of the room and heading towards his room.

Blue Beetle: “Jesus what’s his problem??”, Raven turns to you and pats your shoulder.

Raven: “Don’t worry about him, he isn't that bad of a person plus we’ll be here to help you out with training”.

Blue Beetle: “ Yeah if you want I can help you tomorrow morning ?”, Y/n writes down on the tablet and says “Yes! I’m down to train with you Blue Beetle”.

Blue Beetle: “Great I can't wait, we can meet at the training room–”, Starfire claps her hands together

Starfire: “Alright kids it is 11:30 pm, we all need to go to bed, we have an early day”

Beast Boy: “Aww man we’re just—”, Starfire turned around and Death glared at him “Ha ha– I mean yeah we’re just going to bed”. All the team went into their rooms. Y/n walked into her room, closed the door, and looked around the room.

Y/n mind: “Wow this has so much more stuff and space unlike my old room”.

She walks to the window to look outside. “Woah this is a nice ass view, has a backyard or field and looks good with all the grass and trees and flowers all around it”. Y/n goes to her bed and hops onto it “God damn even the bed is hella soft so much better than having a thin mattress and a bed hard like a rock”. She grabs the blankets, wraps herself up with them, and puts her head on the pillow. “Hmm so soft and cozy— I think I might just fall asleep soon”. Five minutes passed by and Y/n was dead asleep on her bed when the door of her room opened and someone came in the room.

??: “Jesus she didn't even lock the door, it's like she's asking me to come in”.

Damian closes the door behind him and he walks up to Y/n where she is sleeping. He is standing right next to her looking straight down at her.

Damian mind: “Look at her, Sleeping peacefully”. His hand reaches out to touch her hair. “Look at this hair, this color looks ugly and horrendous”. His hands move her hair out of her face so he can look at it better and puts her hair behind her ear. He holds onto the end of the lock of her hair and with his thumbs caresses it. “But the hair does feel very soft, such a shame that I have to cut it. He takes a pair of scissors from his pockets harshly, pulls on her hair tightly, snips off a bit, and puts it in a plastic bag. “I’m going to keep this just for information purposes”. Y/n started to move around but she was still sound asleep. Damian did not move an inch until he knew the coast was clear.

Damian mind: “Shit that was a close call, I need to hurry up and finish what I had to do”. His hand moves her hair out of the way so her neck can be exposed. He takes out a small box and opens it up, there's a needle. “Alright, the snowflake this won't hurt a bit”, his finger flickering the tube getting it ready for the shot. “It will just be a tiny sting, I just need to know where you are at all times and this thing will help me out”. With one of his hands, he squeezed a bit of her neck and aime the needle at her neck and slowly put it inside her skin injecting the microchip inside of her and pulling out the needle once he was done. Y/n quickly woke up and her hands slapped her neck, on the part where the needle was inserted.

Y/n mind: “Oww what was that? Did something just bite me?”, she looks around the room and sees nothing and quickly goes back to sleep. Damian was right behind the door holding onto his breath and not moving a single bone. He looks back at Y/n watching her sleep and once the coast is clear he shuts the bedroom door.

Damian: “Phew that was a close one but at least now it's done and I need to check and see if it worked”. Pulls out his phone, goes into the app, and sees if the microchip worked. On the screen, it pops up Y/n’s name showing her location. “Good, the chipped worked out perfectly”.

??: “What worked perfectly?”. Damian quickly puts his phone away in his pocket and looks up and sees Jaime (Blue Beetle ) wearing his Pjs shirt and shorts and holding a cup of water.

Damian: “Ohh it's you, well it's none of your business”. Jaime looked at him confused and concerned.

Blue Beetle: “Eh okay if that's what you say so”, takes a sip of his water “Also we’re going to train with Y/n tomorrow if you wanna join in ?”

Damian: “ I’ll think about it”

Blue Beetle: “Okay then see you around then”.

~~~~~~Next Morning ~~~~~~

Y/n was still sleeping soundly when she started to sniff the air a couple of times, she woke up.

Y/n mind: “What is that smell, it smells hella good”. She gets up from her bed and opens the door and just keeps following the scent to where it's coming from. She arrives at the kitchen and sees Night Wing wearing porn and at the stove cooking food.

??: “Ohh Y/n you’re finally up ?!”. Y/n turns to the right and sees Starfire on a chair eating at the kitchen table. “How did you sleep last night?”. Y/n writes down on the tablet and shows it to her “I slept pretty good, What's that good smell? Is it the food??”.

Starfire: “Ohh yeah Nightwing is cooking some pancakes for breakfast”, Pulls out a chair, “Here have a seat, I'll bring you some pancakes so you can eat”. Y/n sits at the table and hears the rest of the team coming to the kitchen. Beast Boy stretching his arms up in the air.

Beast Boy: “Hmm hmm hmm What are you guys cooking??”

Nightwing: “It's about time you guys woke up!”

Blue Beetle: “Sorry sir it won't happen again”. Blue Beetle and Raven sit down at the table with their pancakes.

Starfire: “Here you go sweety, pancakes with syrup, Ooh Would you like some orange juice?”. Y/n writes down “Thank you and Yes please”. “Alright then coming right up”.

Starfire goes up to the kitchen counter which is nearby where Nightwing is cooking. She grabbed some cups from the drawer.

Raven: “Starfire Can I have some orange juice too?”

Blue Beetle: “Ohh yeah me too please”.

Starfire: “Yeah sure coming right up”. Beast Boy walks up to Nightwing.

Beast Boy: “Heyyyy Nightwingggg”, “What do you want Beast Boy”, “Did you make some vegan pancakes for me??”, “Of course, I did it in that pot”, “Okay thank you!”.

Nightwing sees Starfire grabbing a bunch of cups and struggling to open the fridge with 2 fingers.

Nightwing: “Here Star, let me help, you go pass out the cups and I’ll hand out the juice”. He opens the fridge and grabs the juice. While he was pouring out the juice he saw everyone there except for Damian.

Nightwing: “Have y’all seen Damian??”.

Blue Beetle: “Hmm I’m not sure, I think he might be in the training room training”, “Hmm okay thank you”. Meanwhile, the team was eating breakfast, and Damian was practicing in the training room. He used the control room to make hologram robots so he could fight them. He will be using his sword to fight.

Damian: “Ughh”, swinging his sword at the robot's hologram, slicing its head off when the other robot was trying to shoot at him, bullets coming from its arms. Damian dodged the bullets, ran around the area, and then jumped in the air grabbing his sword with both of his hands. “Ahh take this!”, He cut its arm off but then the robot attacked Damian’s head with its other arm but He quickly ducked down. Then using his word he swung up, slicing its other arm off. “Ha nice try android”, He jumped in the air again and spun the robot on its chest, knocking it down on the ground. He started to walk up to the robot’s face and smashed it's face with his foot, shattering it and killing it. “That was too easy”. Grabbing a water bottle, chugging it, and wiping off the sweat from his face.

Starfire: “Good job Damian! Keep up the good work!”. Damian looked and saw the whole team walking into the training room. Damian rolled his eyes and clicked his tongue “tsk” and ignored them, grabbed a towel, and sat on the floor leaning on the wall.

Beast Boy: “Damn Damian, you have been using the training room for a while, can we have a turn?”

Damian: “I don't care, go ahead”, putting the towel over his face, covering his eyes.

Starfire: “Okay guys don't forget to stretch before you do any type of combat or training, I'll be in the control room, just tell me if you want me to change anything or levels for the holograms, or if you need anything just let me know”. Everyone gave her a thumbs up, and Starfire walked away into the room. Beast Boy and Raven got paired up for stretching.

Y/n min: “Woah the training room looks so high-tech”.

??: “Hey do you wanna be my training partner for today?”, putting his hands out. Y/n looked at who was talking to her and it was Blue Beetle. She smiles at him, nods yes, and grabs his hand. Beast Boy and Raven were bust helping each other stretch.

Blue Beetle : “Okay!, ¿estás lista para tu primer día de entrenamiento?” ( are you ready for your first day of training?). Y/n stopped and froze and looked at the Blue Beetle. He stopped walking and looked at Y/n.

Blue Beetle: “Hey Y/n why did you stop?”. Y/n quickly grabbed the tablet and showed it to him. “Wait, tú también sabes español?”, Blue Beetle looked at Y/n with wide eyes, “Oh My God, Twinses!!”. They both held hands and jumped around happily, Blue Beetle was squeaking in excitement. Damian lifted the towel off his eyes and saw what all that noise was about. He sees Blue Beetle pulling Y/n into a hug.

Blue Beetle: “ I finally have a Spanish-speaking buddy!”. Damian’s eyes were wide up and quickly took off the towel on his face and accidentally hit the wall too hard with his hand and made a loud bang noise. Everyone turned around to look at him.

Beast Boy: “Hey are you okay man—”

Damian: “Shouldn’t you guys be training and not fooling around?!!” yelling at them while looking straight at Blue Beetle with a mad face. Blue Beetle gets out of the hug.

Blue Beetle: “ Okay let’s start training”, He walks up to a barrel to grab one wooden staff and hands it to Y/n. “Have you tried fighting with a staff before?”. Y/n is Holding the staff and moving her head from side to side saying no.

Blue Beetle: “Well that's okay we can teach it to you?”. Y/n writes down “We?”. “Ohh yeah, I forgot to introduce you to Scarab”. Blue Beetle transforms into his hero armor and Y/n is surprised and takes a step back.

Blue Beetle: “It's okay, don't be scared”, he turns around and points to the big beetle that's on his back, “This is Scarab, this little guy is the one that gives me powers and this sweet ass suit, Scrub makes me a sword”. He creates a sword on his right arm. “Okay, you wanna start holding your staff with both hands at the end of it”. He uses his sword to lift Y/n’s staff in the air so it can be straight up.

Blue Beetle: “Just make sure it’s straight up in the air ready to attack”, He hits the staff lightly, and Y/n almost drops the staff. “Also you have to be holding it nice and tightly so it won't come out of your hands”. Y/n nods and holds the staff tighter this time. “Okay, start swinging left”. She swings left and Blue Beetle swings right. “Okay now go right” She does right and he does left. Damian is just watching them train and judging them.

Damian’s mind: “Does she not know how to fight at all like any combat? Like how did she even ever qualify to make it in the team?”. With Raven and Beast Boy, they were teaming up to fight the robot's holograms. Beast Boy transforms into an elephant to stomp them and Raven is flying around and lifting items and throwing them at them. Y/n got better and used the staff and Blue Beetle decided that she was ready to fight the robots holograms. Then later on, Damian got sick of watching them practice, he got up and started walking towards the control room. He bangs on the window and Starfire looks up and sees Damian, she opens the door.

Starfire: “Yeah what’s up Damian?”, “ Can you switch the hologram robots into a tall pillars battlefield”. “Yeah sure just let me tell the team–”.

Damian: “Never mind I’ll just do it myself”, “Damian wait–”. He goes up to the controllers and switches it into the battlefield with tall pillars.

Beast boy: “Hey! What was that?!”.

Star goes on up on the mic and clicks a button to turn it on, “Hey sorry guys but we’re going to practice this way now”. Damian comes out of the room and walks to the team. “Yeah, I’ll show you how to properly train”. While looking at Y/n

Blue Beetle: “Ohh now you want to join? And help?”

Damian: “I was resting and now since you were helping her on how to fight, I want to test her and see if she learned something from your teachings”.

Blue Beetle whispers under his breath “I'm a pretty good teacher”, Y/n looks at Blue Beetle to see if he's alright. Starfire on the mic, “Anytime time, any day now guys?”.

Blue Beetle: “It’s okay Y/n, you can go, you got this just be careful and fight back just like you did in training”. Y/n nodes and heads towards the battlefield, Damian is already there waiting for her with his sword and Y/n has her staff. The rest of the team was at the end of the room, sitting down and resting and going to watch the battle. Starfire on the mic “ Alright you too, y’all on the pillars—”.

Damian interrupted her “Hurry up so we can start already!”.

Starfire: “Don’t You Rush Me With the Announcements! You Little Shit!”. The room went quiet and studded by Starfire's outburst “Eh hmm”, clearing her throat, “Okay just be careful when you are on the pillars, make sure you’re watching your balance blah blah”. Y/n looks down at the ground.

Y/n mind: “Jesus Christ thor pretty high up, I have to watch my step”

Starfire: “1! 2! 3!Fight!”. Damian quickly sprinted, jumped and headed towards Y/n. She stops looking at the ground and looks up and sees Damian running towards her with anger in his eyes.

Y/n: “ First of all how the fuck is he not falling”, she tried to jump to another pillar “Woah” She almost lost her balance but caught herself in the process. There was shouting in the distance yelling her name.

Blue Beetle: “Be Careful Y/n! Just watch your step!”. She nods and turns around and sees so close to her that he jumps in the air. He grabbed his sword with two hands and struck it down to hit her. She quickly puts her staff in the middle of her to try to protect her from the attack. But Damian’s attack had some strong force to it that she had to jump to the next pillar just to be safe.

Y/n mind: “That was a close one”, she looks down at her staff, “What The Fuck, it got cut in half!!”. Damian quickly starts heading towards Y/n again but she starts running away avoiding his attacks at the same time.

Y/n mind: “He’s trying to kill me!!”. Damian was behind her swinging his swords left and right.

Damian shouted: “Stop Running Away And Fight Me, You Pussy!”.

Y/n mind: “This guy is crazy!! Hell Nahh!”

Starfire on the mic: “Y/n sweety, I know this might sound mean but you have to fight back it's part of the training”.

Blue Beetle mind: “ I don't like this one bit, I just have a bad feeling something is going to happen".Y/n stops running.

Y/n mind: “Okay let’s do this”. Damian swings his sword to the right but Y/n blocks his attack with the two broken staff holding it together.

Damian: “I guess you finally decided to fight back huh”. He pushed the sword harder towards Y/n. She glares back at him madly. “What's wrong? Cat got your tongue”. Y/n got triggered by what he said and kicked him right in the stomach.

Damian: “Arguhh you little bastard”, from the attack, he dropped his sword and hugged his stomach. Y/n took this chance and dropped her broken staff and tried to grab the sword that was on the ground, she bent down but Damian kicked her making her fall on the ground. Then he stepped on her hand hard, rubbing his foot causing her pain.

Damian: “Come on yell, I wanna hear you in pain and beg me to stop”. He goes on top of her.

Y/n mind: “Fuckk this hurts like a bitch”. She tries to donkey kick him but he blocks it.

Damian: “Nope that's not going to work on me this time”. He grabs her arms, putting them behind her back. “Come yell I’m waiting”. Y/n still didn't budge even from all the pain he was causing her.

Damian: “ Fine then if that didn't work”, with his other arm he takes out a small blade from his pocket, and puts it right against her neck. Slowly moving it on her neck, making a small cut on her neck, but still nothing. He decides to drag the blade down to her stomach and then goes under her shirt and slowly starts to go up.

Y/n mind: “Fuck that shit is cold!, I need to think about something”. She moves her head backward hitting Damian right in the nose.

Damian: “OoWW! You shit fuck”. Y/n starts running, trying to get away.

Blue Beetle: “Starfire! This is getting out of hand! Make it stop!”

Starfire on the mic: “Damian please, Don't be aggressive, we're just practicing”. Damian ignored her and threw the knife at Y/n, slicing a part of her leg. She stopped running to hold her wound but Damian was right behind her and tried to throw a punch at her but she quickly dodged it.

Damian: “Come on, use your power on me, if you have any”. She tries to block his attacks but some of them do land on her, and she does fight back as well. Damian did a sidekick, hitting Y/n on the side of her shoulder. Without paying attention Y/n lost focus of where the pillars she was and lost balance. The force from that kick pushed her outside of the pillar.

Blue Beetle: “NO!”. Y/n was about to start falling but she quickly grabbed Damian’s leg, dragging him with her. Blue Beetle quickly activates his armor and its wings and starts to head towards them hoping to catch them. But he didn't get there in time, Y/n hit the floor and Damian fell right on top of her and she heard something crack from her body. He quickly gets up.

Damian: “Hey are you okay—”

Blue Beetle: “What did you do to her!”

Damian: “Nothing I—”, Raven flying falling right behind Blue Beetle. “Is she okay??”

Blue Beetle: “Please scan Y/n to see if she is okay”. The scarab starts scanning “Phew okay it's nothing bad just some cuts and a broken arm”.

Damian mind: “Ohh that was the crack, At least it was an arm nothing too serious”

Blue Beetle: “What is your problem!” yelling at Damian, “Didn't you hear Starfire to tone it down!”

Damian: “Man shut up!”. Starfire steps in “Okay guys that's enough calm down, Raven please take her to the nursing room”.

Raven: “Yes ma'am”

Blue Beetle: “ No it's okay I’ll do it myself”, goes to Y/n slowly picking her up. Y/n quietly crying in pain. “I'm sorry I know it hurts” holds her in a princess carry and walks out of the room, Raven following them behind.

Beast Boy: “Hey I know you have anger issues but this time you kind of took it too far dude”. Some walked into the room.

??: “What did you do this time Damian?”He turns around and sees Nightwing.

Damian: “It's nothing bad, it's just I accidentally hurt Y/n in training”. Night Wing rubs his forehead with his hand.

Nightwing: “Oh my god Damian, these are your teammates, and you have to get along with each other, not kill each other. All I have to say is that you better come up with a good apology to Y/n. I don't want to lose a member because of you”.

Damian: “Yes I understand, it won't happen again sorry”.

Damian mind: “Fuck what am I going to do now”.

(Hey y’all I hope you enjoyed Chp 2, and thank you for your patience :) , chp 3 right up soon)

#ff #batman #damian wayne #dc universe #batfam #damian wayne ff #dc comics #mha

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bengiyo · 8 months ago

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Boys Be Brave Eps 7 & 8 (Finale) Stray Thoughts

Last week, Jeong Gi Seop finally recognized his feelings for Kim Jin Woo when he saw the way he was looking at Jin Woo. Jin Woo spiraled on his own, and when he turned his phone back on learned that Gi Seop had traveled to see his dad. Meanwhile, Balgeum had the most embarrassing experience possible when he misread a coupon on his date with Ji In Ho, and also had to turn down an expensive gift.

Episode 7: The gift I wanted to receive

Curious what document is so important that we have multiple people hopping on trains to get it. Ah, trains.

Oh right, Gi Seop saw Jin Woo with Kang Hye Jin on the swings during the first snow and misunderstood.

Gi Seop, I appreciate the energy here, but don’t tear up someone’s work.

Mhmm, and now you’re embarrassed.

Unsurprised that Jin Woo is claiming he tore the papers.

This boy loves his lists. It may be late, but I’m glad Jin Woo’s dad recognizes that he let this huge gulf grow between him and his son.

Gi Seop’s face is definitely more attractive when he’s looking at Jin Woo thoughtfully or fondly. He’s mostly looked confused for most of the show.

My boy Balgeum is not doing well.

Big fan of the planetarium date.

Damn, ending on the confession not being accepted kinda hurt. On the one hand I’m glad Gi Seop can potentially say no, but on the other hand he’s been flirting with this man for weeks.

Episode 8: A promise to recognize it at first “sight”

Why is he back in this wig?

Okay, ya boi needed to handle his business before committing to Jin Woo.

Yes, remove these hair extensions immediately!

Wow, they actually did remove them.

Glad we’re finally doing a wellness check on Choi Balgeum.

I suppose Kim Jin Woo has been studying economics and finance, so he’s a good person for Balgeum to talk to.

I love Kang Hye Jin. I want to see her beat someone up who deserves it.

Ji In Ho and Choi Bal Geum really hit every time.

Korean speakers, can y’all check in with me about what Choi Balgeum meant about becoming a better person? I feel kinda bummed that he thinks he’s a bad person because his parents got saddled with debt.

Final Verdict: 7, This is an Easy Watch as a BL. I really struggled while watching the first six episodes of this show because I felt old internalized homophobia stirring in the reasons Kim Jin Woo and Choi Balgeum were holding back in their relationships, and this is becoming something I am having a harder time with BL flirting with lately. It feels like multiple shows in close succession try to straddle this line between the bubble of BL land where everyone is potentially queer and the real world where there are consequences for being queer. I don’t think this show was as elegant about it as Our Dating Sim and so it won’t become something I return to frequently because it created a low-level dissonance for me the entire time (and I also feel kinda sad that the sides didn’t get as much as I wanted). However, I really liked the flavor of the drama between Choi Balgeum and Ji In Ho. I thought it was a really attractive show to watch with good performances. I also think Kim Sung Hyeon was really compelling to watch as Kim Jin Woo. I think he’s extremely talented and has excellent control of his expressions and body to consistently contextualize what his character is feeling.

#Ben watches #boys be brave #korean bl #bl series

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ziorite · 10 months ago

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buckle up lads— i’ve played cello since before kindergarten and even if i’m no virtuoso, i’m about to unleash my thoughts on the scheherazade job upon the world anyways.

look, if hardison was good enough to play the scheherzade solo at fourteen there’s just no way he sounds that shit even if he hasn’t touched the instrument for ten years. he’s supposed to have been the most promising violinist in the city which has to be stiff competition because most classically trained string players start playing young. like three to five years old young. and we know hardison was a foster kid so he almost certainly started later than most. obviously he was talented, but now he can’t even play a scale? it just doesn’t make sense to me from what i know. i’ve gone a month without touching my cello and pretty much hopped straight back into the stuff i was practicing before after fifteen minutes of warm up. the knowledge of how to hold a bow and pull it across the string and make quality sound is the kind that doesn’t leave you— for anyone of teenage hardison’s supposed skill, that instinct is part of you for LIFE. so no, the persistent portrayal of present day hardison as completely incompetent just doesn’t sit right with me.

but that doesn’t mean i think he could pull off scheherazade’s solo without nate’s rather convenient hypnosis. so i googled around and here’s the sheet music:

to be honest i thought it would be absolute batshit crazy the way they treated it in the show. the shifts are kind of crazy but i can see a very dedicated fourteen year old who practiced the shit out of this solo being able to play it. not to say it’s not still hard! there are some SERIOUS high notes that you’d be hard pressed to hit perfectly every time even with weeks of practice under your belt. shit makes me sweat and i don’t even play that instrument.

it’s a damn impressive solo for a teenager to be playing and an absolutely deranged one to try and perform on such little notice. that’s why i need someone to rewrite the scheherazade job with more focus on hardison and his violin dammit! i feel like hardison would be able to bluff his way through the other parts of the piece with enough practice in the time he has before the job, but there’s just no way he’d be able to play that solo on his own after ten years of not touching the violin. he might not even be able to practice during all the time he has— his calluses would be gone!! that’s a whole other story!!

string instruments strings are vicious y’all. and a VAST majority of the scheherazade solo is on the teeny tiny e string that basically slices through raw fingertips. i can barely make it through five minutes of dedicated practice shifting around on my thinnest string and i’ve had my calluses built up for years; i can file these babies with a nail file and poke a hot pan with them— they get pretty damn thick, and hardison’s working with nuthin y’all. you can only go so far before you give yourself an actual blister you physically cannot play on.

as a result, i feel like hardison would’ve let nate hypnotize him if ONLY the oily little slime ball (with hate and love) had told him. i really don’t understand why nate didn’t say anything until the first place. aren’t they supposed to have learned that you’re not supposed to con your own crew already?? (not that i think nate would ever really take that to heart.)

anyways, that’s my hardison-should-be-better-at-violin propaganda as well as my why-the-scheherazade-job-needs-to-be-rewritten manifesto. maybe i’ll write it myself one of these days— leverage brainrot is real and it is a sickness. hope this 2 am rant didn’t disrupt anyone’s dashes too much!

#leverage #the scheherazade job #alec hardison #hardison #aldis hodge #leverage meta #nathan ford #nate ford

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the-froschamethyst4 · 10 months ago

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I cannot explain how many dad! COD men fics I have running in my mind right 😩

I will literally explode if I don’t get them out there

So be prepared for some daddy COD men fics for a while before I hop back on with Smut train

We’re stopping at Fluff Town because some of y’all need to touch some grass while we are here

#cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod mwii #cod x reader #fandom #fanfic #call of duty #mw2 #cod #ghost cod #konig mw2 #cod price #soap cod #alejandro mw2 #gaz cod #alex keller cod

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supernaturalscribe67 · 1 year ago

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WAP

Words: 1,825

POV: 3rd Person

Pairing: TFW x Male!Reader [Platonic]

Warning(s): The term 'wet ass pussy' is used frequently, crack!fic, embarrassment, discomfort, language, I cried laughing while writing this...

Summary: When the reader decides to listen to music in order to combat the exhausting amount of research he has to do, a certain angel hears the lyrics of one of the songs, leading to some rather...uncomfortable questions.

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A monster had entered Lebanon, and no one had any idea what it was. Some signs pointed to vampires, others pointed towards a werewolf, and Dean swore there were signs of wendigo activity, but Sam was skeptical about Dean’s findings. After they interviewed the victims’ families and searched around the sites where the individuals were last seen, the group was still limited on clues that would give them a definite answer. So, they decided to head back to the bunker and do the one thing they were least excited to do;

Research.

They knew that it was going to be a gruesome task - looking through all the text in the Men of Letters bunker - to try and find exactly what they were hunting. They enlisted the help of Castiel, giving him his first taste of what researching entailed. The four of them were gathered around a table in the library, noses deep in books and websites as they scoured the seemingly endless resources at their disposal.

After several hours, multiple closed tabs, and two stacks of books, they seemed to be getting nowhere. Everyone was starting to feel fatigued and all of them wanted nothing more than to take a break. However, despite the feeling of exhaustion, they kept going. It was different when the unknown monster was right on their doorstep.

(Y/N) let out a sigh as Sam dropped the book in front of him, a cloud of dust emitting from the leather-bound cover. He coughed and covered his mouth.

“Care to explain why we can’t take a break from research?” (Y/N) questioned, clearing his throat as he raised a brow.

Sam walked over to the other side of the table, sitting down with his book in hand. “The monster’s not going to take a break from killing people, so we can’t take a break from researching.” He replied, a sigh following his response.

(Y/N) groaned. He unclipped the binding on the side of the book and opened it up to reveal the yellowed pages. “I wish these damned monsters would get a life and take a vacation.” He grumbled.

Dean snorted from beside his brother, eyes glued to his laptop as he took a swig of beer. “You and me both.”

“Well, if I’m going to keep researching, then I’m going to be listening to music while I do so,” (Y/N) reached into his pocket, pulling out his phone and earbuds. He placed one into his ear. “Just tap my shoulder if y’all need something,” he mumbled before placing the other bud into his ear.

He began to search through the different playlists that he made, each of them meant for a different mood he was in. There was a playlist dedicated to helping him relax, one to help wake him up, one to help him sleep, one to pump him up for upcoming hunts, and many more. At that point, the last thing he wanted to listen to was quiet, soothing music. He needed something to keep him awake and hype him up while continuing the research. Once he settled on a playlist, he clicked on the first song before setting his phone down on the table beside him.

The music soon began to flow through the earbuds, encasing (Y/N) in his own little world as his gaze moved to the text in front of him. For several minutes, his eyes were trained on the book as different pop, hip-hop, and rap songs filled his ears. His head moved up and down slowly in a rhythmic motion as he read over the faded words, flipping the pages to try and find the answer they needed.

Soon, a familiar tune filled his ears, followed by the words to one of his favorite songs.

Whores in this house

There's some whores in this house

There's some whores in this house (hol' up)

I said certified freak, seven days a week

Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)

(Y/N)’s head movements immediately shifted to the rhythm of the song and he fought back the urge to sing along. As the song played, he was finding it more and more difficult to focus on the book rather than the lyrics. It was a great distraction from the necessary research at hand.

Tie me up like I'm surprised

Let's role-play, I wear a disguise

I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage

Make it cream, make me scream

Out in public, make a scene

I don't cook, I don't clean

But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)

(Y/N) had now completely abandoned the book in front of him as he continued to listen to the song. His eyes were still cast down at the book, but nothing was sinking in as he scanned over the same line of text over and over again. He began to sing along to the song in his head.

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)

Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)

I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)

I'll run down on him 'fore I have a (Ayy) runnin' me

A light tap on his shoulder startled (Y/N) from his trance. He turned towards the direction of the tap to see Castiel pulling his hand back towards him. (Y/N) raised his brows as he reached over, paused the song, then took one of his earbuds out.

“Yeah?” He asked.

Castiel stared at him with a confused expression, opening his mouth to speak but finding himself unable to find the words that he was looking for. He looked down at the table, the floor, then back at (Y/N). (Y/N) reached up and took his other earbud out, giving Castiel his full attention.

“What’s up, Cas?” He asked once more.

Still, Castiel couldn’t seem to form the question he wanted to ask. Dean glanced up over his computer screen and took another sip of beer. “Just spit it out, Cas,” he chimed in.

Castiel was finally able to find the words that he was looking for. “(Y/N)...” he trailed, his voice filled with uncertainty. “What is…what does ‘wet ass pussy’ mean?”

Dean choked on his beer, causing it to spill out of the corners of his mouth. It threw Dean into a coughing fit. He scooted his chair back and leaned forward. Sam stared at Castiel with wide eyes for a moment before he looked over at his brother. He reached over and began to pat his back. Meanwhile, (Y/N) stared at Castiel with a wide deer-in-headlights look, mouth hung open. Castiel studied the three for a moment before he shrunk back into his seat.

“Did I say something inappropriate?” He asked in a quiet tone, a look of shame crossing his face.

(Y/N)’s mouth moved up and down, the flabbergasted expression still present on his face as he tried to think of a response. At that point, Dean had stopped coughing and his and Sam’s eyes were staring right at (Y/N).

“Um…uh…” (Y/N)’s mind was blank, still in shock from the question. Castiel stared at him intently, sharp blue eyes seemingly piercing into his soul. Finally, (Y/N) cleared his throat and sat up. “Why, um…why do you ask?”

Castiel gave a gentle nod toward (Y/N)’s phone. “You were listening to a song.” He said. “It mentioned something about ‘wet ass pussy’. I’ve never heard that term before, so I was curious as to what it meant.”

“Was my music too loud?” (Y/N) asked, trying to steer clear of any explanation he had to give. He glanced towards Sam, then Dean, then finally at Castiel.

Sam and Dean shook their heads in response, their eyes still attached to him. Castiel shook his head as well.

“No. your music was at an adequate volume. I heard it in your head.”

“Ah…” (Y/N) nodded his head slowly. He folded his hands on the table in front of him and bit his lip.

“I believe ‘wet ass pussy’ has something to do with sex when it is compared to the other lyrics of the song.”

“Cas, can you please stop saying ‘wet ass pussy’.” (Y/N) spoke in a slightly strangled tone of voice.

“Was I correct?”

(Y/N) hesitated for a moment before he looked towards the brothers, who both had mirroring looks of amusement. “A little help here,” he grumbled between gritted teeth.

Sam and Dean both shook their heads. Sam threw his hands up, signaling that he was staying out of it while Dean smirked and reached for his beer again. “This is all on you, buddy,” he piped up.

(Y/N) let out an exasperated sigh as he ran his fingers through his hair stressfully. Certainly, he couldn’t explain what ‘wet ass pussy’ meant to an angel, right? That was just guaranteeing him a one-way ticket to Hell at that point. He weighed his options. He could be teased relentlessly as he explained what the term meant to Castiel while simultaneously securing the number one spot in Hell next to Crowley, or he could be teased regardless and hope that he could still get into Heaven.

He decided to save himself from any further embarrassment.

Quickly, (Y/N) stood from his seat, the legs of the chair scraping against the concrete floor. He closed the book in front of him and brought it close to his chest.

“I think I’m going to continue researching in my room.” He stated.

He grabbed his phone and struggled to place it into his pocket, followed by his earbuds, before escaping the room as quickly as he could. Sam and Dean watched him with smirks on their faces while Castiel just watched in confusion as his friend retreated. Sam and Dean looked at one another, Sam shaking his head before he returned to the book in front of him. Dean, on the other hand, let out a deep chuckle before turning his attention back to the computer screen. Castiel’s eyes were cast down, his lips pursed and back slouched ever so slightly.

After a while, Castiel sat upright in his seat and placed his folded hands in his lap.

“What is ‘wet ass pussy?” He asked, looking towards Sam and Dean for some type of answer.

Sam and Dean looked up at him, then at each other, then back at him.

“We’ll have (Y/N) tell you later, Cas,” Sam finally answered.

Seeming slightly satisfied with the response, the three of them got back to researching while (Y/N) sat in his room, forgetting about the case altogether and trying his best to rid himself of the horrible feeling of discomfort he was experiencing.

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