#i need to think of more dumb shit like this

[ddejavvu]

i love love love your work you’re so talented!! ☹️ got me checking for updates everyday omg

can i pretty please request mean!logan x crybaby!overstimulated!reader who can’t stop squirting lolll 😭 love u!!!

Pairing: Logan Howlett x Reader

contents/warnings: smut, minors dni. mean!logan, crybaby!reader, squirting, oral sex (f receiving), don't like don't read.

You can't quite figure out what's different about this time than the others. Logan is always good at what he does, but maybe it's because this time he hasn't shaved for a few days, leaving his lower face covered in a thick layer of rough stubble. Maybe it's because you'd had a dream about Logan last night that had you waking up in a sweat, pussy throbbing and stomach clenching. Maybe it's because you'd spent all day thinking about it, remembering the way it had felt, the things you'd seen, the way it had driven you so close to the edge of an orgasm even in your sleep with no contact. You really, truly needed Logan today, and now that he's feasting between your thighs you feel yourself coming to a climax that you fear the intensity of.

You've cum hard before, but never like this. It's a full-body experience, white hot tension spreading outwards through your limbs like a live wire sparking and burning anything it can reach. It's all-encompassing like the way Logan's hefty muscle envelops you so easily, and your fingers dig what you're sure are painful, crescent-shaped marks in Logan's scalp as you latch onto him and tug him closer.

You realize halfway through your climax that there's something more happening- and for a half-second your heart stops as you think you're letting out more than you'd intended. But Logan groans, licking a long, languid stripe over your spasming cunt and pulling back to watch.

"Logan-" You gasp, mortified as he studies your pussy. His face is messy- more than usual, and you realize that you're squirting. You're still squirting, aided by Logan's fingers that replace his tongue as he stares hungrily at your release.

"Shit. You're like a fuckin' fountain. That good, huh?"

"Aah!" You cry as Logan's long finger bottoms out in your cunt, still sensitive but uncontrollably gushing impossible amounts of your release. He dips back down to lick at your pussy again, catching more in his mouth, and your body finally decides it's run dry, leaving you panting as Logan cleans your sensitive sex.

When he draws back you watch him scrub a hand over his beard, the short, stiff hairs mangled with a thick layer of your slick. He's always been a messy eater, but you certainly didn't help by squirting in his face.

"That was good." He notes gruffly, casual to the point where you're not sure if he's on the same page as you; he just watched you squirt, right? He's acting casual, save for a hunger in his eyes that lingers longer than usual, and you wonder if he's forgotten that your release had hit the back of his throat like his so often hits yours.

"I'm sorry." You feel the need to babble out an apology, still struck dumb from your own orgasm, "I- I didn't mean to- was that, is that- normal?"

Logan snorts, still staring at your puffy, sensitive pussy. He runs his already-sticky finger down its slit and you hiss from the overstimulation, wriggling away from his touch.

"Normal when you feel really good, sweetheart." He hums, dragging his hand up over your bare abdomen and leaving a glistening trail of your release there, "Now, clean off my hand- that's good, that's right." He hums, tucking his long, thick fingers into your mouth and letting you suck the slick off of them, "And when you're done with that, I'm gonna see how many more times I can get that pussy to squirt tonight."

[skyahri]

And Suddenly |JJK Men X Reader| HC

Characters: Sukuna Ryomen, Gojo Satoru, and Geto Suguru

Summary: They proposition you for a baby.

Warnings: Cult Leader!Geto, Heian Era!Sukuna, Canon Gojo. A little smutty, but nothing specific.

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Ryomen Sukuna

Sukuna swears he doesn't play favorites.

He always gives the same response when prompted by Uraume- that he hated everyone equally and that if anything, they were the only person he could tolerate. That specific line of questioning always riled him up, oftentimes making him irrationally angry and defensive.

Despite what he says, everyone on the estate knows he's full of shit. No one else is dumb enough to call him on it out of fear of being brutally murdered, but it's clear he does have a favorite. That fact is only further cemented when he approaches you in the middle of the garden and publicly demands that you give him a child.

"... what?"

"Are you deaf? I need an heir and you're going to give me one. Let's go."

Just like that, you're being slung over his shoulder and carried off. You only manage a peak at Uraume before the door closes, but even they seem surprised by the sudden declaration.

When you finally reach his chambers, he sets you down on his bed and drops his robes to the floor. When you don't move to do the same, he shoots you an impatient look, but you only offer him a confused one back.

"My Lord, I apologize if this is out of line, but what brought this on?"

"I want an heir."

"Yes, but why now? And why me?"

"Are you denying me, woman?"

"No, of course not, My Lord, I'm just- this is all very sudden."

After the initial spark of anger that flashes through him, he does genuinely think about it for a moment. Requesting a baby was quite the ask, and it would be in his best interest to keep you happy. Perhaps he could at the very least answer your questions...

"You are fertile."

"Is that really the only requirement you look for when considering the potential mother of your children?"

"Of course not."

He hates that little look you give him. It's pointed in a way that makes his nerves flair. It's not direct enough for him to ever call you on, but it screams defiance nonetheless.

"I don't have to explain myself to you. You should feel honored to have been chosen. Be grateful, brat."

Your face doesn't change. You only cross your arms and wait for his little tantrum to pass in hopes that he'll be a more willing participant in the conversation.

"What do you want from me?"

"Honesty, My Lord. That's all."

He bares his teeth at you. It's an empty threat- that much you learned long ago. You're well aware of his soft spot for you, and while you typically don't use that against him, you really did just want answers.

In the three years you'd served him, he had never once mentioned wanting children. He'd go as far as to kill any concubine who fell pregnant or even brought the topic up. Something was most definitely amiss, and you weren't one to cave into his ridiculous demands so easily.

After a momentary standoff, he sighs and stands a bit straighter in front of you.

"You are well aware why I have chosen you."

"Am I?"

Oh, if looks could kill you'd be six feet under already. He seems almost... embarrassed? It's not something you've ever seen on him, the red tint to his cheeks and ears are undeniably different from when he's angry. His lower right hand twitches ever so slightly and you can nearly hear his teeth grinding together.

"It is possible, that I may not entirely hate you."

"Careful, My Lord, that almost sounds like a confession."

"If that is what it takes for you to agree, then so be it."

You won't get anything more out of him, at least, not today. You'd been fully expecting him to choose an easy way out, something about biology or hierarchy or whatever, but this? No, this was a thousand times better than anything you could've imagined.

"Now, as to why, My Lord?"

"Is it really so surprising to want a child with you?"

You... don't know how to answer that. His response both does and does not answer your question. You were initially looking for something more, concrete? Something like him needing a successor or maybe needing to prove himself in some way.

Whether he intended to or not, he had given you a very intimate response that you were not in the last bit prepared for.

You were very aware that he treated you differently, not just from the other concubines, but from everyone in general. You had certain privileges that others did not, like joining him for dinners and baths or sleeping in his chambers. He indulges you with little acts of affection, things like kissing and brief touches. You spoke out of turn without consequence and could get away with doing things without his explicit permission.

But all of that was a whole Hell of a lot different than wanting a family. The man would sooner die than admit to liking you, but here he was admitting to wanting children with you. Not wanting an heir, not allowing you the privilege, no- wanting children with you.

"I accept."

"You say that as if you had a choice."

"We're alone, My Lord, there's no need for the tough guy facade."

"It's not a facade. Don't forget I can kill you, woman."

"Mhm, if you say so, My Lord."

Satoru Gojo

"You know,"

He slowly slides his hands up your sides, slipping them underneath the hem of your shirt.

"With the kids being so busy nowadays, I can't help but feel like our nest is a little empty."

He moves his head from its resting position on your head to trail kisses down your face. He pauses at your lips for a moment before continuing down your neck.

"Lucky for us, I know just the thing to fix such a problem."

You're only half paying mind to the attention he's giving you, the majority of your thoughts running over his recent behavior, trying to piece together anything that could've prepared you for the current situation.

He was a little upset when Tsumiki had gone full swing into high school last year. She had lots of friends, joined a few extracurriculars, and took her classes seriously. It didn't leave her much free time for family. You understood, and so did Satoru (albeit reluctantly), but that didn't make it any less bittersweet.

With the new school year starting, Megumi had begun drifting as well, and it didn't help that he was living on campus now. Of course, Satoru was one of his mentors, but that only meant their time together was spent working.

Both kids had always been independent, most likely a side effect of their shitty unconventional upbringing, but it seemed time was only making that fact more apparent.

You'd noticed he'd been a little deflated lately, but you'd chalked it up to extra stress from the council. You never thought it would be over something like this- not that you doubted how much he loved his pseudo-family or anything, he's just never shown any particular interest in expanding at all.

Even now, aside from a few stray comments about missing the kids and prioritizing family dinners, nothing he did really popped out.

"Satoru-"

He pulled away and took your hands in his, bending down a bit to make the height difference less obvious.

"Just hear me out,"

He swallowed hard and squeezed your hands a bit tighter.

"I know it's not something we've really talked about, but I can't stop thinking about it. I love raising kids with you and I don't want it to end."

"Babies and toddlers are a lot different than kids, Satoru."

"I know."

"It's a lot of work. We'd be starting over just as they've become self sufficient."

"I know."

"There's also significant risk associated with having Satoru Gojo's biological baby."

"All the reason to work harder."

Usually, when he wants something, he gives you this sappy, wide eyed, puppy dog stare and tries to bargain wit you. This, however, is starkly different. His gaze is intense, like he's peering straight into your soul, but it's also desperate, like he wants you to say yes but for once in his life, he's not going to pressure you.

Not that he'd have to, honestly.

He's right. You have enjoyed raising kids with him. He's dorky and definitely on the irresponsible side, but he cares for Tsumiki and Megs more than anything else in the world. He'd take them to the park, engage in whatever board games they wanted to play, and always did his best to make it to school events. He's a good dad, and you aren't eager to see the end of the peak quite yet.

The house is also very quiet as of late. There's no bickering, no loud music, and no one pestering you to make snacks. There's no more homework to help out with and no more rides to give. It's rather lonely.

So you put on your best poker face, just to spook him a bit, and focus your gaze on his pretty blue eyes. He looks hopeful. He knows you well enough by now to know you're going to say yes, but that little bit of fear overshadows any certainty he has.

"I think, maybe, possibly, that our family doesn't quite feel complete just yet, and might have room for one more."

That's all the confirmation he needs before he's scooping you up, pressing sloppy kisses against any surface of your skin he can reach, and taking you straight into your shared bedroom.

Suguru Geto

He had truly never thought about the prospect of having kids before. He was seventeen when he took in the twins and life had been pretty hectic since then, not leaving much room for additional personal affairs.

But he couldn't get the girls' words out of his head.

They'd come home from school last week and told him about one of their classmates who had just received a baby brother. He wasn't sure if they knew the scope of what they were asking when they started begging for a little sibling, but it did get him thinking. So he told them he'd consider the idea and sent them off to do their homework.

He wasn't... completely against the idea. He's at a point where he has the means to provide for one more. He loves Nanako and Mimiko more than anything and he's sure he can love another kid all the same, but that wasn't the issue.

It was having another kid that was difficult. He'd essentially kidnapped the twins, and while the deed was justified, he wasn't eager to do it again. Anything formal was off the table, being a mass murderer slash cult leader, and all.

That's when you entered his field of vision. Like an answer to his prayers, you walked past him with a bright smile on your face and a quick 'Good morning Geto-sama' before running off to wherever the girls currently were.

The answer seemed a bit too obvious. You'd joined not too long after he'd taken over, offering support in any way you could. At the time, he was having a hard time adjusting to everything. Raising children was a lot harder than he'd anticipated, mostly due to the trauma they'd endured. You took some of the load off of him. You watched them while he was in meetings, cooked them meals, and made sure they got to and from school when he couldn't.

You're around his age, smart and pretty, and essentially already a mother to his kids. You loved them as much as he did, so surely, you'd be more than happy to help him out with this, right?

"You... want me to give you a baby?"

He wasn't sure what to make of that response. It was ambiguous, and your blank expression didn't lean any one way the other.

"Yes. Nanako and Mimiko would like a sibling, and I've decided to indulge them. Would you be so kind as to help me?"

"I'm not pregnant, Geto-sama."

"I'd hope not."

Your confusion only grew. There was no precursor to this conversation. Just yesterday you were discussing the week's itinerary and what all was expected of you. He hadn't looked at you any differently, hadn't dropped any hints, or asked any strange questions. This was truly out of the blue.

You must've taken too long to continue the conversation because there's suddenly a hand grabbing yours. It's warm and rough, and despite the newness of it, it's grounding.

"Please don't feel pressured to say yes. I'd like an honest answer. This will only work if both parties are consenting."

You hesitate for a moment. It's not like you haven't thought about it before. Not this specifically, but being more of a permanent fixture in Geto household. It's usually a fleeting feeling, a fantasy of sorts. You'd never allowed yourself to mull over it, assuming that it was a lost cause.

"Why me?"

A perfectly reasonable question.

"You're already a mother to my children, what's one more, hm?"

"And this baby..."

"Would be ours, if you're willing if course."

Suguru is actually pleased by your hesitation. A fair number of his followers would jump at the invitation without much thought. He finds it rather pathetic that some would follow him so blindly, so your reluctance only further cements his confidence in his decision.

"And what would all of this mean for me?"

"I suppose you'd be a wife of sorts. 'Nanny' seems a little degrading for someone bearing my child."

He laughs and it immediately cuts through any tension in the air.

While the offer is certainly jarring, denying it had yet to cross your mind. Geto is a harsh leader, sure, but he's incredibly kind to those close to him, and that extends to you. He's a great dad and loves his children, and you're sure any baby of yours would meet the same fate.

"Yeah, okay."

"Good. Why don't you meet me in my quarters after you put the girls to bed."

[supermaks]

Kinda like totally not okay abt daniel retiring like this omg didn't expect it to hit me this hard

He built beautiful cathedrals didnt he. When he introduced himself that first time he jokingly called himself a 'mechanic' I really do think of him as a builder. I c his work everywhere. He could build the most wonderful moments wid shit as dumb as a shoe. He was a builder. In many ways, my favorite boy, my best boy, is a boy he helped build too. sorry the more I type the more emotional I get. f1 needs builders, and its got some, some really good 1s, but danny ric was a builder masquerading as a fool, for nobodys sake least of all his own. Thats how he built his cathedrals, wid heart and stone. And so many fans will continue to visit his cathedrals bro because theyll remember the warmth that welcomed them in . Old friend. Tired hands. Tired smile . Many more beautiful things to come .

[hysteria-things]

BLURBS — LIST ONE

𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 — 🪻

𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅 — 🤍

𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓 — ☔️

𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 — 🫧

ʚ♡ɞ𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎ʚ♡ɞ

fashion show in new lingerie 🤍

handsy chris while you wear new sets 🤍🫧

he loves you 🤍

wearing one of his shirts 🤍

falling asleep while hugging you 🤍

shit bratty!chris would say 🫧

turning needy when you degrade him 🪻🫧

holding your hands while fucking you 🪻

swallowing your cum for the first time 🪻

buying whatever you touch 🤍

“i missed you” sex 🪻

admitting he’s a virgin while putting it in 🪻

slapping his dick against your pussy before putting it in 🪻

what he likes doing to a girl 🪻

teasing chris until he starts to cry 🪻

showing off the marks you left on his back /teasing you while you do stuff 🫧

bratty!chris not dropping the attitude 🪻🫧

punishing you until your ass is beet red 🫧

fucking him until his eyes go crossed 🪻

bratty!chris gaining the attitude back when you’re done with him 🪻🫧

fingering you with his bracelet on 🪻

making slime with chris 🤍

soft sex but his thrusts get rougher 🪻

eating you out to please his oral fixation 🪻

calling him a whore 🪻

nick feels like something is going on between you and chris 🤍

nick thinking you and chris are on a date 🤍🫧

giggly sex 🪻🤍

him being too loud that his brothers have to text the group chat 🤍🫧

nate hyping up chris in the group chat 🤍🫧

dad!chris with you while giving birth 🤍

reacting to you degrading him 🫧

car sex 🪻

dad!chris emotional seeing his baby for the first time 🤍

nick catching you two cuddle 🤍

he needs help masturbating in the middle of the night 🫧

he wanted to fuck you for so long 🪻

carrying you 🤍🫧

comforting you on your period 🤍

mood swing cuddles 🤍

mocking you 🫧

rubbing over your panties to ease period cramps 🪻

praising chris 🪻

catching you off guard 🪻

overstimulating chris 🪻

bratty!chris saying shit while giving him head 🪻

your brain turning into mush when he hits that spot 🪻

making him jerk off in the mirror after you teased him 🪻

edging chris 🪻

asking you to facetime when he’s about to jerk off 🫧

post twitch stream sex 🪻

sending him a video of you fingering yourself 🪻

porn he watches 🪻

you’re scared to hurt him when you’re on top🪻

having sex after a while of being apart 🪻

sucking a hickey into your tit 🫧

calling you sexy 🫧

getting hard while you bake 🫧

purposely leaving the door open while jerking him off 🪻

first time 🪻🤍

listening to you speak 🤍

he fucks you better 🪻

trying reverse cowgirl for the first time 🪻

thigh riding 🪻

tickle fights lead to making love 🪻🤍

ʚ♡ɞ 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐖 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎 ʚ♡ɞ

riding matt 🪻

begging for your touch 🪻🫧

whining when he cums 🪻

thrusting up into you while praising you 🪻

fucking you dumb 🪻

messing with your bra to soothe himself after a rough day 🤍🫧

“i miss you” sex 🪻

playing with his hair while eating you out 🪻

backshots in the kitchen 🪻

reacting to your nipple piercings 🪻🫧

kissing you to cover up your moans 🪻🤍

reacting to you doing the alibi trend 🤍

nicknames 🤍

coming out to him 🤍

porn he watches 🪻

teasing you while driving 🪻🫧

you need him even though he’s recording with his brothers 🪻🫧

“accidentally” bending over in front of him 🫧

helping you with your stomach aches 🤍

he loves admiring you 🤍

cockwarming on a rainy autumn day 🪻🤍

ʚ♡ɞ 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 & 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐖 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎 ʚ♡ɞ

reaction to your tongue piercing 🪻🫧

when they pop your cherry 🤍

starting your period during sex 🤍

how different they fuck you 🪻

catching you fingering yourself 🪻

they’re the complete opposite while fucking you 🪻

who likes you more? 🫧

ʚ♡ɞ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐄 ʚ♡ɞ

pushing on the bulge in your stomach 🪻

degrading nate 🪻

overstimulating nate 🪻

laying on your boobs 🫧

virgin!nate 🪻

taking pictures while laying on your tits 🫧

sub!nate 🪻

[diamondcitydarlin]

'wow beetlebabes shippers have NO media literacy didn't they see how TRAUMATIZED Lydia was by her past with Beetlejuice????!? she's literally TERRIFIED OF HIm omg yall are SO DUMB'

I mean...she literally summoned him again to get his help and then brought up marriage within 10 secs of doing that and, at worst, just seemed mildly annoyed by the idea/him. See, I think if you actually have unbiased media literacy, you can recognize that Lydia's issues don't stem from Beetlejuice specifically, she isn't inherently frightened of him (and to suggest so is to completely misunderstand and infantilize her character imo, she never was frightened of him give me a fucking break lol) so much as she is by the reminder of her inherent connection to the afterlife, which ironically she's trying to fight against despite having a successful show about it. Like, again yall, it's fine if you don't like the pairing. It's fine if it grosses you out. What is wholly unnecessary is the suggestion that people who do like it are somehow media illiterate or just 'not as smart as you' or just not getting some elusive concept that only super intelligent moral people can for not also thinking it's gross. You aren't smarter, you just have a different preference for interpreting and enjoying the story. There was a time more people understood that concept.

And not for nothing, but despite your HIGH INTELLIGENCE some of yall still don't know how to tag your anti posts so they don't show up in the shipping tag- though I kind of suspect that's on purpose to try to start shit where there doesn't need to be any, but still, show me how so much smarter you are than me by censoring beetlebabes in a hater post just once challenge (level: impossible)

[dixonsgirl93]

What Daryl Dixon would be like during an argument with his S/O

The argument would be over something passive he said. Not in a mean way towards you but it would just rub you the wrong way. It wouldn’t be a serious topic, just something dumb.

He’d be clueless as to what you’re upset over it. He’d argue he never meant nothing by it. He was just talking.

He wouldn’t take it seriously at first. Not quite finding it amusing as he’s obviously upset you.

When the argument would start to get more heated he’d say something like “I can’t do this shit, right now.” And walk away. It would be at least a few hours later he’d return, likely covered in mud and walker blood from letting off steam.

In his time away he would run over everything you said and what he said that upset you. He’d try to see why you were upset.

He hated that something so small could have started the argument but a part of him would be annoyed that you would. Only because you should know he wouldn’t do something dumb like that on purpose.

While he’s away you’d throw yourself into work or hide away in your bedroom, replaying the conversation, looking for ill-intent in his words or actions.

Relationships hadn’t come easily to you, having been hurt from them in different ways. A part of you expected no less, even from Daryl.

You feared the worst, letting emotions get to you, that you’d surely break-up over this.

You’d be utterly heartbroken over scenarios your brain conjured up, eyes rimmed red from crying. Something in you was surprised of the look of sorrow on his face when he walked up to you. Something in your chest warmed.

He’d come back to you, without even cleaning himself up first, he’d apologise about what he said. He never meant to hurt you. It was just a dumb thing and he wasn’t thinking. But that he needs help sometimes, needs pointing out when he says stupid things that might hurt you and he will do his best as well. He’ll admit that relationships aren’t his best suit and he’s working on being a better boyfriend for you.

You’d kiss and make up and vow not to argue over stupid shit again. Which you do, but you know how you handle it.

[daimadiamante]

Akutagawa: I've been giving him the most insanely obvious tips for like a year now. No response. Atsushi: Wow. He looks stupid. Akutagawa: But he's not. He's actually very smart. Just dense. Atsushi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know… "Hey! I love you!" Akutagawa: I think you're right. Hey Atsushi, I love you! Atsushi: See! Just say it! Akutagawa: Holy shit. Atsushi: If that goes unnoticed by him, then I'm sorry, but he's too dumb for you. Akuatagawa: Atsushi!

[acequinz]

I think about it often enough but specifically from the cql verse.

The way Wei Wuxian is loved by the disciples works so well is because while they clearly see that he's skilled and smart, they also find him annoying but still have a good amount of respect for him.

And it mainly shows off in the way that while Wei Wuxian does act kinda high and mighty there's literally no actual.... What the word for it? English is not my first language. He's not looking down on them, even when he's teasing and poking fun there is no underhanded disrespect towards the kids for doing dumb shit or not knowing stuff.

He's almost like one of them when he's teasing but will immediately switch to protectiveness if the moment needs it, he also seems to trust the kids fine to do their thing until he senses the trouble is more than they can handle even dictating them to call upon LWJ in situations he knows he won't be able to help.

The juniors are actively going through a whole- he's so annoying, I would trust him with my life- right alongside the readers.

And then I think about Lan Sizhui saying that he reminds them a lot to LWJ which brings me to the next line of thoughts

Which is LWJ joining in on the hunts and keeping a distance so they work on it on their own but also close enough to be able to step in to help and how much patience and gentle respect LWJ keeps with the disciples.

Like the only time we see him give an annoyed frown at a kid/disciple is when Jin Ling stabs WWX but that's fair enough (both LWJ and Jin Ling are fair from their perspectives)

[averagehouseenjoyer]

House & Wilson wearing meme shirts

[puppyeared]

obsessive

[mercurymacaroons]

arrives 15 min late with a latte

......sup

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

[noobartperson]

siffrin isat in the outer wilds loop: i can stay here nobody will ever die and everyone will be okay forever and i just cant talk to them because theyll know and if they know then theyll hate me but (this will have no consequences whatsoever i prommy)

hatchling outer wilds in the isat loop: hypothesis: i can totally scale the outside of that building, it’s only like four stories. (game over starts playing)

[mokeonn]

Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.

[valvarads]

Wake up. This isn’t who you are! Healing the patients and bringing back their smiles… That’s the real you!

KAMEN RIDER EX-AID Episode 19

[shannonsketches]

One of my favorite differences in the DBZ manga that makes Vegebul make More Sense To Me, is that because Vegeta never left Earth, he was living at Capsule Corp for over two years before Bulma got pregnant (assuming Trunks is like 3-6mos old when we see him as a baby), but she said she 'wouldn't live with that jerk' afterward, which implies (to me) that he'd been a chill enough housemate up until the pregnancy, which tracks with his generally private and professional behavior as a Lord in the Freeza Force (in the manga).

I like to think it became a compounding factor in learning that he was slated to be killed in a year, and led to him being uncharacteristically overzealous and performative (and so opposed to Trunks getting close to him) in the android saga as opposed to how strategic and cautious he was with serious threats in the Freeza saga.

I am also always thinking about how Something Happened between him losing to Cell and re-entering the time chamber in the manga, because he was back living at Capsule Corp and staying near Trunks and Bulma when the Cell Games were announced.