#i need to rizz him

[turbineface]

AMIRRRRRRRRRRRRR doodles for neow for i have just crawled out of the pits of months long art block sob cry wail

[hayaku14]

all i got from this is that kaito's pick-up lines would totally work on shinichi lmaoooo

[dc-fun-facts]

DC Fun Fact #6

Contrary to popular belief, Aquaman's ability to command creatures of the sea comes not from any metahuman ability, nor from any authority as King of Atlantis, but from his reportedly extreme levels of physical attractiveness to aquatic species. Captain Marvel commented on this in a GQ interview in 2018, stating, "he's just got that fish rizz, I guess".

[strategicjazzhands]

*Shakes them like a snow globe*

[askfordoodles]

[lmaster37]

man, 1x03 of transformers:G1 is. so megastar. holy fuck. i am eating well tonight

starscream tries to shoot megatron not once, but twice

fails both times

gets shot by megatron instead both times

"right on schedule, aren't we :] " "no thanks to you, starrrrscreammmm"

"i am the leader of the future" "you couldn't lead androids to a picnic" man if my boss told me that i'd also try to kill him

"please🥺don't fire❌ i was wrong🙇‍♂️i shouldn't have done it😔" gets shot and crawls back on his knees

and then the second time lmfao

"at least, total victory is within my grasp" "not yours, megatron, mine" "*evil chuckle* i see that you have learned nothing, starscream" "WRONG i've learned A GREAT DEAL i won't MISS this time"

misses

(that's a lie he shoots an autobot invader instead)

(and then megatron shoots him again lmfao)

"EXTINCTION TO ALL TRAITORS" okay that line goes hard

"because the autobots stopped the decepticons from stealing earth's ressources, the governments of the earth have agreed to give optimus prime the energy he needs to revitalise cybertron. it's probably the first time all the governments ever agreed on anything :D " most unrealistic part of transformers

"i sure am glad we don't have to worry about megatron and all those decepticons anymore :D " spike. spike baby no

[these-godforsaken-halls]

sometimes i open twitter

[rin-solo]

Let me release some character headcanons into the wild real quick, specifically about Odysseus and his family. And by headcanons I mean my canon-compliant (as far as I'm aware) interpretation of their characters and arcs.

Penelope: A quiet, gentle, book-smart girl underestimated by everyone and considered "plain" especially next to Helen. Odysseus was the one who saw her for the interesting amazing person she was, hence why she fell in love with him.

She's logical, introverted, a bit of a nerd, and a little shy; she prefers to remain in the background instead of the spotlight. When Odysseus is away for 20 years and she deals with the suitors Penelope grows to be more resolute and bold, having to step into a leadership role even if she doesn't prefer to do so. She can kick ass if she has to (both verbally and physically) but doesn't enjoy doing it herself (setting her apart from the usual Spartan.) Even over the years, she remains introverted, preferring her books and her son's company over politics, battles, and annoying strangers.

She admires Odysseus for his bold leadership, his talent for improvising and handling crowds and attention, his cunning, and his battle prowess, the fact that he has and would never diminish or humiliate himself to impress or please anyone (even her), as well as his undying loyalty. Moreover, his bold, adventurous energy has always made each day an adventure and without him, her life feels really empty and dull. She's always been the steady, level-headed one in the relationship who doesn't shy away from telling him when he might be making a mistake and grounding and supporting him when he needs it.

Odysseus: A bold, somewhat reckless, confident boy who grew into a decisive, cunning king. Penelope was the one who saw his good heart underneath his carefree and somewhat condescending demeanor, acknowledging him for the well-intentioned person he really is hence why he fell in love with her.

He's got the smartest mouth in all of Greece and can talk his way in or out of *almost* anything. He's more street-smart than book-smart, able to improvise, lead, and think on his feet. He's unafraid to speak up and talk back (even to the gods), which has gotten him in trouble countless times (not that he'd ever stop.) During his 20-year-long ordeal, he naturally became more ruthless, less over-confident, and more willing to do what was necessary to reach his goal, but he never actually lost either his good heart or his true values, only covered them up because he thought he had to. Before and after he was a natural leader and diplomat, a cunning and strong warrior, and someone who isn't afraid to be in the spotlight and take responsibility when he has to. If anything, he tends to blame himself too much. Although after his return his trauma and bad experiences leave him more hesitant and insecure in his leadership than he's ever been; it takes a while and a lot of support for him to grow back into it and stop seeing himself as the monster and the one who is to blame for the deaths of his entire crew.

In Penelope, he admires her intelligence, her steadiness, her undying loyalty, and the fact that she will always ground him, call him out, and support him in often the same breath. He's always been the decisive one in the relationship with better people skills, but without her reassurance that he's doing the right thing, he is only half as confident in any decision made. He finds strength and assurance in knowing that she would follow him to the ends of the earth, but also keep him from straying onto the wrong path without hesitation.

Telemachus: While inheriting his father's bold, fearless attitude, he has also his mother's gentleness and dislike for politics. Growing up seeing how dejected and miserable she was because of his father's absence, he has developed a positive, sunshine attitude, also to brighten her life a little.

He's both naive and not at the same time; being bullied by the suitors for so long, he knows human depravity very well, but being stuck in Ithaca, he doesn't understand the sacrifice and pain that comes with being a hero. He's somewhat of an ambivert—book-smart like his mother but also fearless like his father. Mostly he's just a kind, good person who wants to bring light to the people in his life that he cares about and will always choose to greet the world with open arms when possible.

When his father returns, he becomes the new light in his life as well, helping him to open his heart again after what he's been through and giving him new hope in the way that Polites used to. He admires his mother's intelligence and dedication, and her endurance and ability to step out of her comfort zone and confront bad people when she has to. In his father, he admires his leadership, his loyalty, his endurance, his battle prowess, and ruthlessness—his ability to do what he has to do. Telemachus sees his own inability to be so ruthless as a shortcoming, even though Odysseus is more than happy that his son is not like him in this regard and tries to shield him from anything that may change this.

[peachcat14]

they call me the seven whisperer

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

[p1nkcherries]

Guys..it's literally 𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀tober 😖🙏

Where are all the fanfics at bae?? 😔

[artassdumpr]

BG3 ACT 2 Summary:

[heartfullofscience]

I get why people often headcanon sampo as very promiscuous like I get where they're coming from but personally I just think the man is absolutely rizzless. Idk I think it's a combination of the disproportionately negative attitude of pretty much everyone towards him and just his general way of talking. I just think he'd go up to someone and say some cheesy ass pickup line and they'd promptly kick him in the balls

[mrmeepsmadmind]

they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why

[shorelinnes]

sit down and listen up

[angelbambisworld]

It's his eyes that do it for me in this clip