#i need to get me a gf like that
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Honestly I feel like if Fiddleford fell into the portal instead of Ford, the whole plot of Gravity Falls would've been wrapped up decades sooner.
People forget that Ford needed Fiddleford's help to build that portal. Even with 12 PhDs and a god of knowledge whispering in his ears, Ford couldn't figure it out! And though FF is physically weaker than Ford, he's not exactly useless in a fight; he gets Ford out of trouble numerous times in Journal 3 & TBOB.
Ford traveled the multiverse for over 30 years looking for a way to kill Bill, and it's ultimately still Fiddleford (or rather a happier, healthier version of him) that helped finish the quantum destabilizer. In fact, Fiddleford made not one, not two, but three deadly weapons that were used against Bill, including the one that ultimately ended him (the quantum destabilizer, mystery shackatron, & the memory gun).
...so yeah, he would've been back home in time for dinner.
#smh hirsch gave fiddleford mcgucket anxiety addiction & repressed homosexuality bc he knew gf would end too quickly otherwise#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#gravity falls#stanford pines#gravity falls au#AHHHH ford getting parallel!fiddleford's help for the destabilizer drives me CRAZY. 30yrs & a whole multiverse apart theyre still entwined#i NEED to know what that interaction looked like#fiddauthor
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chen yiwen and chang yani win gold in women's synchronized 3m springboard (jul 27, 2024)
#chen yiwen#chang yani#温文尔雅#paris 2024#*#i'm SORRYYYYY i just needed to get one proper gifset out of my system 😭 and couldn't find any to reblog....#summer break has me going down unspeakable xhs rabbitholes...................#(points at gay couple) who says shit like 我很高兴和你在一起 to her gf's face on camera and who gets flustered and covers her mouth
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yea
#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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And my girlfriends?
yeah.
they smoke weed.
(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)
#we were legion#weed smoking gfs#digital art#my art#my ocs#ocs#zagan#idk what to say about this I just saw the weed smoking gfs post again#and I saw this line#and I was like. oh my god.#it's literally him#LIKE THIS IS HIM#it's too perfect...#these poses are LITERALLY from episode 1 btw#I just pulled art out of him#cause he is introduced showing off his muscles#that are good for punching#GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD its so good#I need to make this commic. NOW#me all day before making the comic#I thumbnailed 120 panels ish today.....#it was a lot....#ALL VERY GOOD#I've reread them like 6 times already#that's how you know it's good#when I just an't get enough of it#laughing at my own jokes every time...#good stuff.#ok bye
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one of those nights
#small vent#lately I’ve been questioning things a lot#and this overwhelming feeling of being lonely takes over#and I question myself and my feelings and thoughts on certain things#sometimes i end up thinking im a bad person#the guilt i feel because I don’t do ship art gets overwhelming sometimes#and i end up feeling like an asshole because of it#but I genuinely just can’t (at least not for the gf fandom)#family and platonic moments are just way too important to me#which might explain a small desire wanting to have that but unable to#maybe it’s the aroaceness in me idk#it just gets really lonely sometimes in your own corner#i’m sorry#I know things like this can be annoying but I needed to vent#some more light-hearted things hopefully soon#delete later
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honestly it’s such a generic trope but i do genuinely love the concept of rose and kanaya flirting a lot with each other prior to dating, but never picking up on each others advances. both as an expansion of their pre-meteor/act 5 dynamic (lots of banter, slight mental warfare, two girls trying to see how long it takes the other to pick up what they’re putting down, flighty broads and their snarky horseshit, yadda yadda) and in the context of their miscommunication on their first date.
rose leaning on kanaya’s shoulder as she reads over a book about quadrants, and rose tells her that’s sooo interesting, she wonders if humans can engage in this stuff, and kanaya shuts her down with a vague Im Sure You Will Find Out Someday. kanaya making rose dozens of outfits, all lovingly designed, adjusting rose’s outfit when she puts it on and telling her that she wishes she could dress her like this all of the time, she’s never had a model quite like her, and rose is just like Well of course, if you ever have anything you’d like me to wear you’re welcome to invite me over. both of them die over these encounters later
something about rose and kanaya being confident enough to flirt w each other but too stupid to fully pick up on the Implications. always trying to tip the scale in their favor to force the others hand, never quite having the strength to outright admit that they like each other (until rose is shitfaced and stumbling). i think it’s a fun means to escalate their early banter as they become more acclimated to each other and develop Feelings.
#talk tag#homestuck#rosemary#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#sorry i’ve been in such a mood#i need more girlfails rosemary that also acknowledges their strengths#notably both their abilities to Commit To The Bit#smth good about them stumbling their way through vague and elaborate flirtations#thinking oh i think she likes me. surely this will woo her#but also never Quite having it in them to say it outright#second guessing themselves a little#turning having a crush into a bit of a game to a win. both coming out losers. but also winners (they still get a gf in the end)#my brain is a jumbled mess as i fight off The Dry Air Made My Throat Sore And My Sinuses Full disease#but rosemary gets me through it
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BEEF EEF!!!!!
follow to put more gods into cute outfits 🌸
#yeah i own the outfit he xuan is wearing. harbringer of doom gf ass#winter is coming and im about to go full emo#this has been in my drafts for MONTHS because of a small mistake but i finally fixed it#i needed to draw some women you know how it is#i like to imagine shi qingxuan yelling speed drive by charlie xcx at the top of their lungs in the car#he xuan says they hate this song. notably they have not put in earbuds. and they know the lyrics well enough to correct sqx on it. hmm#finally one of 3 beefleaf drafts gets released into the wild idk why i keep drawing them and not posting#me and my terrible horrible boyfriend that i love so dearly#this is canon to the mcdonalds au. btw. if anyone was wondering#tgcf#art#my art#tian guan ci fu#beefleaf#he xuan#shi qingxuan#ming yi#hob#heaven official's blessing#天官赐福#🥩🍃
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pillow that loves you
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#world cold and hard. spider gf soft and warm#take notes ok this is true love#did i use the same eminem line in the last lesbian noirpunk drawing? yes#its my goddamn right#hmmmmmmhhh size difference#need and deserve to hold n be held like this#not got much in the way of tags today#if tumblr would let me take hobie’s shirt off entirely we’d get to see the scars#transmisogyny ruining all my fun#anyway. they go on picnics#hobie wears her gf’s clothing all the time i know this bc ive seen it#‘hey darling have you seen my coat—oh.’ ‘sorry no all i got is this one that belongs to ME’#holy shit. transfem fat butch noir packing heat. i need to watch her shoot a fascist dead#(we all need that i think)#spiderdykes
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For some reason I'm rewatching death note for the first time in like 10 years and it's actually incredible how I forgot that everyone in this show is actually the worst
#death note#like i remember i was really sad about the fbi agent dying back when i first watched it#but hes in the show for like 10 minutes#and his two character traits are fbi and misogynist#his gf is pointing out something really impotent that could have probably save his dumb life#and instead of hearing her out he gets annoyed at her and then is like dw you wont have time for this when you have children to look after#dont get me started on L need him to stop with the mouth sounds
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Whenever I try to gaslight myself into thinking I'm not a lesbian i just need to watch the L word again and realize no man would be able to make me bite my lip through a screen
#shane mccutcheon#she is absolutely surreal. wtf#bette porter#is also another contestant the “i need to be her controversially young gf”#like wtf#everyone in this show is hot#dana???? hello???.#don't get me started abt carmen#i don't think I'm gonna survive the rewatch#never been more gay in my life#GOD#dream blunt rotation#but I'm the blunt#every time a woman slightly butchy come on I feel lightheaded#JESUS I'M SO GAY#the l word#every sex scene makes me FEEL THINGS#god gifted us lesbian sex and realized too late it was too powerful
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no but i need to know how hugh “phillip the baker dilf” grant pulled benoit “the greatest detective in the world” blanc??? personally i think it would be very funny if said greatest detective in the world was completely oblivious to hugh grant’s flirting until said baker dilf, in true romcom fashion, literally wrote his phone number with frosting on a donut for him or something.
#creds to my gf for coming up with this coffee shop au esque origin story because i need it right now#like phillip KNOWS benoit’s love for donuts and has his order memorized but pretends he doesn’t#until one day benoit happens to order something different and phillip gives him his usual order and benoit’s like hmmm something is afoot#but literally still doesn’t get that he’s flirting#anyways sorry it just means a lot to me that the main character of one of my fave movies ever is lgbt like me!!!#if anyone sees this PLS rb with any hcs u have i would love to read them#benoit blanc#glass onion#glass onion spoilers#knives out#hugh grant#netflix#maya.txt
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Hey man it's been awhile, where you been? :D
Oh, you know
(severely depressed)
The past year has been rough for me mentally, I haven't managed to muster up the will to draw at all and when I did it felt like I lost my ability. Which sucks considering all the things I've wanted to draw but couldn't, especially for new ocs I've barely been able to scribble out. I've felt completely useless which made it worse.
It wasn't until June when I got nostalgic and revisited Metal Gear Solid and suddenly got the kick to draw again (Thank you, Snake) and with the resurgence of Gravity Falls it inspired me more and made me want to go back to drawing Ford and my insert Tumble in Time stuff (not the comic, just stuff in general).
So I hesitantly say I'm 'back', just riding this burst of energy. I'm trying to kick myself into posting things other than Gravity Falls so I don't just die out of nowhere again. I want to be back, I really do.
It really is great to draw Ford again, though. I missed him, and this resurgence really helped ;v; I'm actually having fun drawing again.
#i have ocs that need love and ideas i want to get out#i just feel like a nuisance if i try to post anything other than gf which. sucks.#but i'm *this* close to just going 'screw it' and throwing stuff on here#i'm trying to *enjoy* drawing and posting again! i can't let anxiety take over me!#anyway sorry for vanishing
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anyways . silly thing
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#animatic#i want it done.get out of here u stupid dog#ITS CHEESY.IM SORRY ! IMSORRY <embarrassed .truly#but i think. a gf revival would not be complete w/o me trying my hand at a shitty animatic. this 1 is for me dwg#as annoying as the whole process was it was kind of fun ngl. . like ive never been good at keeping a consistent style or chara model#and this was rly good practice for that .. i think looking at it now its like. no its crazxy its insane bc i dont ever want to do it again#at least in the immediate future but watching it back im like ok well.icouldve at least done that better. or tried to loosen up my vp and#made it feel less flat . <thats the devil talking & trying to get u back in on it.thats what i mean liike its fun but its evil and tiring#also im so creatively burnt out ik i couldve done so many fun ciphord gore things but i ug a 'shrug' pff 'shrug' i ?. yk#if only i didnt have the disposition to want to finish everything in one sitting. i think thats why i like static illustration#more bc u get more like. topical variety in a shorter amt of time u feel. anyways i remember hearing this song 4 the first time and in#my need to apply everything ever to my hyperfix i was like omg crop circles soo stanford lol. omg a deal he made when he was young.. & no#it doesnt feel so great does it .. (ciphordd)..then the eyes & fate i was alr convinced but when it got 2 the stanley part ab the taking hi#fathers brothers name i was like ok well fuck filbrick 1 . but rewritten for canon events anyways HELLO???????? AND U WILL DIE THE SAMEE?#much cooler version is still stuck in my head but i hope that u can get the same rudimentary vision i have
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my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled
OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY
#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it#rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf#you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something#he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing#i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience#like [i can help you if you've never done it before?]#honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that#SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY#anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels#would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it?#rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes#but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party...#maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance#at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down#rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety#because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL#yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is#i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden#eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so#but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too#eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰#i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights?#or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol#yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels#yes. yes this is the vision#yakurei#replies#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival rei
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i know it's probably a bad idea to date someone based on a shared hyperfixation but i really wanna date someone based on a shared hyperfixation
#okay not REALLY but it would be cool to date someone who also likes cartoons in general and wouldn't judge me for my strange addiction#the addiction being ed edd n eddy of course#i know its pretty normal to be into anime these days and i mean i can maybe work with an anime gf#but i dont watch it and dont really want to start....maybe for the right person.....#disney is a hard no though#honestly im cool being single but it is getting a bit boring ngl#i was on a couple dating apps recently and jesus christ they were so bad i deleted my accounts within 24 hours#nothing but polyamorous shenanigans#“i have a husband but im looking for a girl for myself”#✋😑 keep lookin babe#im not gonna play second fiddle to some family guy pj pants wearing wannabe twitch streamer with dirt under his finger nails#anyway ill shut up now#im going out dancing tonight and i know im not gonna meet anyone but i need an excuse to dress up#wish me luck🤞
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