#i need to feed my people and im going to use these birds to do it

[homeofhousechickens]

Chickens likely domesticated themselves the same way wolves did which is basically by hanging around our settlements and eating our refuse.

Living with chickens in this sort of way was likely happening way before the estimated times of 8,000- 10,000 years ago. The relationship was likely already long established it was just during that time some chickens started developing smaller/weaker adrenal glands which caused them to become much easier to raise and handle which eventually lead to the domesticated chicken we know of today (and how that happened so suddenly is a completely different but very interesting topic)

Also due to this you could argue that there isn't any true wild red jungle fowl left untouched and uninfluenced by humans anymore. Not only due to constant cross breeding with domestic chickens but because red jungle fowl are still doing what their ancestors did in their current range, if there is a town or village nearby the bravest junglefowl will still choose to intermingle with the village and eat the refuse, agricultural byproducts, and waste. People will still catch and care for these "wild" birds like their ancestors did. This isn't to say we shouldn't try our best to preserve the wild red jungle fowls wild genetics, their should be populations left to be in their natural environment but it's likely they are not truly same wild birds they once were thousands of years ago and honestly that's OK because thats how its been for thousands of years.

[conceptofjoy]

SHIT I loVee your real boy seb. hes like if autism and adhd had a child. him having selective mutism and hiding behind someone close im crying. ive been feeling down/tired lately and seeing him made me genuinely giggle and smile. AND AHHH his interactions with other kids i love how you do the relationships in your posts not only <333 in your art style he and his expressions look so familiar and close.. hes my baby. my head aches its so good. seeing seb doing his bunny deals warms my heart like chocolate cheesecake in the microwave in fact. HELL FUCKING YEAH DESTA GO ON!!!

btw thats offtopic as hell but im that anon who originally said dorkhell LMFAO i saw you made the word? a whole hashtag uhoh! i opened my jaw like a smol bird opening its beak 180 degrees so that its mother bird would feed it WHEN i noticed. its actually so funny to me because i didnt even think about that too long. just a sudden thought i decided to add. but yes... this is your inheritance now joy (>_0)

well back to seb im about to disintegrate into sand. i really like how everyone uh... treats him in some sense? though he, i admit, may be a little disaster here and there but they love him <3 so, the way people treats seb with some kind of understanding (im not sure if thats the right word b i cant find anything better than this) is frankly comforting. i just go all "god damn it" as a person who was that neurodivergent child growing up. i may repeat, but i just adore your relationships between all the characters and I DARE to wander into another field BUT the vriska polycule,,... damn yes thats the thing anyone needs to see to make their earth spinning like its should. and they all care deeply about each other despite their ways of showing it is different. i see now!!!!

i literally cant form sentences anymore but they all are so dear. tyyy for making&sharing your art w random people on the internet again!! puts a turtle in your hand and frogblinks at you

AAAA THANK U puts turtle in a well maintained tank. everyone loves little seb n even though no one rlly has experience talking with kids, all of them are nd + have sibling energy/experience. his mischievousness matches a lot of the others lol.

hes a smart kid and knows how to use his cuteness/ how to play dumb to get out of situations (youngest child behavior) but is also incredibly silly. he takes after hal a lot in his smugness and dirk in his explosive displays of affection.

guh thank u so much for ur kind words. im glad i could make u feel better :) also dorkhell was just so good lol its so fitting. i should def elaborate on the vriska polycule l8r but it would take SEVERAL posts lmfao

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts no. 16

Phantom rubbed his temples in a vain attempt to make his growing headache disappear, "So you're challenging me?"

The new ghost- a vigilante- who was fully convinced he was an evil tyrant and wouldn't listen to anything he said confirmed, so Phantom got up from his throne intending not to hurt the guy too badly and send him home. Unfortunately, Phantom made the same mistake that all his own enemies made in the past.

He underestimated his opponent.

This was how he found him self laying on his back staring up at 'Robin' in a daze with a slave collar around his neck. Robin explained the collar was the only way he could activate the "Right of Conquest" without killing Phantom and remove his power at the same time. This would prevent his allies from being too mad with him and essentially turn Phantom into a battery for the new king to feed on. The former king really wasn't sure if the guy was being smug explaining things to him that he should already know or if he knew that Danny definitely didn't know this because he never had the time to learn every little detail about the world he lived (resided?) in. Either way he was semi greatful for the explanation as to why he was suddenly powerless.

After that Phantom was more or less forced to follow Robin around the castle and keep as a sort of "show of victory" or whatever. Danny made sure to stand tall and dignified despite it all. He wasn't sure what the birdie was thinking, but the people gasping, whispering and glaring at him instead of the supposed evil king behind him may have tipped him off that something wasn't quite right.

Phantom couldn't really bring himself to blame the guy, the people that manipulated him where warlords, cult leaders and conquers who were known for tricking people into doing thier dirty work and making themselves look like saints while doing it.

The coronation was scheduled surprisingly quickly. It was no surprise that the Observants and other rotten politicians liked this new king, but not for the reasons the kingling would have thought. Robins temper would be a justifiable reason to lock him away in his own sarcophagus Pariah Dark style if he acts too violently so he would need to reign in his rage if he wanted to survive the political storm coming his way.

Danny curled up in the corner of his (now former) bedroom as Robin began inspecting the room for traps. The former king pointed out what few traps he had willingly and told the bird how to disable them. After Robin was satisfied he seemed to be preparing to change and go to bed, "You are dismissed."

Danny didn't move, fully intending to sleep right there on the floor.

"Tt. I said you are dismissed."

"Theres no where for me to go. I destroyed the slave quarters early on in my reign. I never planned on using it. I only have three servants quarters and all of them are occupied. They also don't have the the protections that the slaves quarters or the royal chambers would have."

"Why would you need protection? You are my property now. No one is allowed to touch you."

"That won't stop them. These people are monsters and I took away thier victims and punching bags. I took away thier control over the masses and thier ability to torture the other souls here. They'd do anything to get thier hands on me in this state." Danny shuddered at the thought.

Robin gave him a look, as if he knew exactly the types of things these sickos would do to Phantom if they found him alone and unable to protect himself. "Whats stopping you from attacking me in my sleep?"

"The collar for one. I can't harm you thanks to its precautionary features. I wouldn't want to anyway. Deafeating someone in ritual single combat is not the same as outright murder. I wouldn't get the crown back. I wouldn't want to kill you anyway. As I've stated before, those people are angry with me and would do anything to get thier claws on me. If im caught without you to protect me...let's just say I'm better off not being undead anymore.

Robin grimace, weather it be from the reality of the situation or the wordplay was anyone's guess but in the end the new king allowed him to stay. He even threw Danny a pillow which was way more than he expected. He thanked the other teen and they went to sleep.

Danny awoke the next morning to his king brushing his teeth (an unnecessary task for the dead) in the ensuite bathroom. Danny had kept a whole bunch of spare hygiene products in there for his friends and his living form if he chose to stay in it long enough for it to be needed. Robin seemed to have no problem using them as he came out smelling like mint and Dannys strawberry shampoo.

Sitting up he realized he was drapped in one of the spare quilts he kept in the closet. Did...did Robin go looking for a blanket to cover him up? That was kind of him. It was in this moment he decided he officially liked this guy. Danny took his turn to shower and brush his teeth. It was to clear his thoughts and had nothing to do with the glare his king sent him after Danny had put the blanket away. Had he done something to offend him? All he did was thank him for the blanket.

Later in the day Robin met with a few of Phantoms old allies and Phantom set the record straight about the vicious rumors going around about thier new king. Phantom told them in front of Robin that he was trustworthy and he was lied to and that was the reason Robin ever fought him in the first place. Danny asked them to help Robin as he was in danger of being set up to look like a new tyrant and not to tell anyone anything about Robin until after he's officially crowned king as that might scare the Observants and the others into delaying the coronation or trying to come up with a new scheme to stop Robin from taking the throne.

Once they succeeded and Robin was officially King birdy summoned all the people Phantom had told him about, the tyrants. The Observants, the evil lesser kings, and once he had them all in the same room he slaughtered them. All of them. Without mercy.

Damian grinned, fangs sharp and blade outstretched. Thanks to Phantom and his collar he now had the power to destroy entire worlds with one hand tied behind his back and he knew it

Somewhere in his home dimension, Bruce got a chill down his spine, Tim felt the overwhelming urge to hide, and Thalia was filled with a sudden pride for her dear son.

[sugarcryztal]

Hi i was wondering if you could do a romantic matchup for genshin! Call me C. i use they/them pronouns and I’m pan. I like being in charge but i love sitting in my room on my phone. I love taking naps to the point my friends make fun of me for it! School grades were pretty horrible but still was class president… Im a bit of a nerd who reads manga and watched one piece but I also do alot of crafty things like drawing and crocheting. I dislike fake people but i don’t get mad or hate anyone very often. Personality wise i try to make people laugh but end up embarrassing myself all the time lol! Tysm :)))

I’ll match you with. . .

Alhaitham !

- HEAR ME OUT WHEN I SAY OPPOSITES ATTRACT PLEASE…

- I imagine you both met at the akademiya when there was this big project between coworkers and he just so happened to be in your group.

- When you took charge you immediately earned his respect, which is not something easily earned! He admired your leadership and talking skills.

- Safe to say that project went swimmingly… At least he thinks.

- But even after the project he still hung out with you. He was still in denial about being in love with you though.

- Once he realizes though, his first instinct is to write a confession letter. He’s better at words through pages rather than face to face given the fact he can be so blunt.

- So one day, when you’re taking a nap at a table in the library, he ever so carefully places an envelope underneath your elbow. Later after you read it and texted him, you guys decided to take it slow.

- Moving on, HIM AS A BOYFRIEND!!!!

- You guys are definitely an indoor couple. While you’re on your phone he’s sitting or laying behind you, one arm around your waist and the other being used to hold a book in his hand to read.

- He can either read to you or with you. It doesn’t matter to him. As long as you’re there.

- While he may be more on the stoic sarcastic side of humanity, but he can show his care in other ways.

- He tidies your room for you.

- Especially your napping spots, he always makes sure to keep them clean in order to let you have a comfortable nap experience.

- Also loves the fact that you’re a napper. Gives him more time to hold you close before he gets rudely interrupted by his roommate, Kaveh, for something meaningless.

- Speaking of Kaveh, what role does he play?

- Because Alhaitham doesn’t really have the same artistic eye as you do, Kaveh is there to fill in that gap!

- At first Kaveh was hesitant to befriend you, not because of anything you did, but because you were dating Alhaitham! Of all people why him?!

- So he assumed you would be the same as Alhaitham, aloof and sarcastic. But… You weren’t! In fact you two got along pretty well once he figured out you’re also into creative hobbies!

- You and Kaveh have arranged days where you guys would meet and share drawings/ideas with each other!

- Kaveh always ends up dragging along Alhaitham to these meet ups because Alhaitham could at least show a bit of interest!

- It’s not that he wasn’t interested, he just loved watching you quietly draw or knit. It was peaceful. He loved watching you show your creations to him with confidence, to which you were always awarded with high praise.

- Alhaitham thinks you’re silly when you try to make him laugh, your foolishness feeds his amusement. Whenever you get embarrassed though, he just subtly smirks and makes a light hearted teasing remark. For the jokes of course!

- If and when you need help studying for things, Alhaitham is always there to lend a hand. Making sure you’re reading the right material, you have the correct notes, etc.

- He also is the one to make sure you don’t get distracted or go on your phone.

It was a quiet and peaceful evening, you were sitting on a comfy arm chair next to a stain glass window Kaveh recently just had installed. The soft sound of pencil dragging along paper lightly being the only noise along with the birds chirping outside. You were sketching out something for a project until you heard the front door open and close softly. You smiled to yourself, immediately recognizing the sound of a coat being shrugged off and footsteps coming closer.

He, your boyfriend Alhaitham, huffed out softly, “Move.” He gently nudged your leg with his foot. You inwardly giggled, standing up for a brief moment as he sat on the chair behind you and lowered you onto his lap. He wrapped his arms around you while leaning down to bury his nose into your hair, your scent intoxicating him with a warm fuzzy feeling of familiarity and relief to finally be home. You two stayed like that. In silence. Enjoying each other’s company.

Until the silence was rudely interrupted with, “Alhaitham let go of them! We need to go to out and look together for good stationary deals!”

Thank you for requesting!

08.21.24

[amethystfairy1]

(Buckle up, this is gonna be a long one.)

Hi! Hello! How are you? :]

Let me just say, your work is simply incredible.

I've been binge-reading your TTSBC series for a few days now, as you can probably tell from all the kudos (you deserve them!), and I have been going crazy

First of all, I think this was the first Hermitcraft ship fic I've read. Conclusions/thoughts;

1) You've made me a flower husbands fan, great job, I am now obsessed with them

2) the relationship between Scott and Martyn is so precious to me, you have no idea

3) I am now a fan of ALL the relationships you've written; flower husbands, treebark, desert duo, Tango/Zed, Lizzie/Joel, Shelby/ Katherine, Etho/Doc (I hope I didn't forget anyone)

4) PEARL IS A MENACE AND I LOVE HER. SHE IS MY FAVOURITE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. She is the big sister™ and she is the best

5)Scar is a sweetheart and that is a FACT. HE WAS SO SWEET TO CUB?? AND TO GRIAN?? I LOVE HIM

6) I absolutely love mom Cleo, her and Bdubs are so kind and thoughtful and caring to each other, I will simply explode

7) KATHERINE STRAIGHT UP JUST SAID "nope" AND WENT BACK TO THE UNDER-CITY

8) I need more Scott as a journalist. I need to see his hunger to get all the details. I need to see him use his silver-tongue skills on someone, and I need to see Jimmy(or anyone) be scared but also fascinated. I need to see more Scott and Pearl fighting for the best interview.

I don't even watch cc!Scott, and now look at me. Im obsessed with his character.

9) PESKY BIRDS BEING LITTLE WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER I WILL CRY TEARS OF JOY. SMALL BDUBS?? CHILDREN ARE SO CUTE

10) I also,,, kinda,,, want to see someone react a bit badly to seeing their partner being from the under-city. Maybe,,, Martyn being angry with being lied to? Maybe,,, Scott screaming at him that what he's doing is helping no one? Maybe, maybe,,,,

(im secretly an angst-girlie at heart, what can I say. I love me some good hurt/comfort)

11)JOEL AND LIZZIE'S BACKSTORY IS ALL I NEEDED IN LIFE, I CAN NOW DIE HAPPILY

12) please let zed and tango have a happy ending pleasepleasepleasePLEASEPLE-

13) also the titles have all been so cool! I saw a post of yours that said you use terms of endearment, and I thought that was really cute :)

14) SOUP GROUP

In conclusion, I am crazy for your work, please feed us more.

To show you how crazy I've been over this series;

I went completely nuts, explaining to my friend some basics about it the moment I was sure I've read everything, and Im probably gonna make them read it too. I've already sent them the link to the series.

They are not even a Minecraft fan. They don't know what Hermitcraft is.

Anyway, this was all to say; you're amazing, your work is truly fantastic, your writing style is one of the best I've ever seen/read (and I've read a lot of fics, do not doubt me)

Please don't feel forced to write anything I've said! I'm just throwing ideas that came over my head when reading!

(your traveling thieves series is also amazing! Im just currently full of ttsbc thoughts rn, its eating me alive /pos)

Hope my spam liking was not annoying!

Have a great day!

:D

It was not annoying in the SLIGHTEST!

Hello hello, thank you, thank you! I'm so glad TTSBC has been so enjoyable for you and that you've had fun binge reading all of it!

I am delighted and honored to be the first author you've read that has written Hermitshipping and that you've enjoyed it and it's caused you to love all my ships! That's a great day for a fanfic author!!!

FLOWER HUSBANDS ARE MY FAVORITE! More people who like Flower Husbands? HAPPIER I AM! It is a DIRECT correlation!

Someone commented at some point that they reminded them of drunk girls comforting each other in the bathroom after a party, and I think that's exactly accurate 😆

YES! ALL THE SHIPS!

Pearl is the Big Sister ™️ of the group and if anyone hurts any of her little siblings it is game over!

Scar is SUCH a sweetheart in this AU! He's a superhero, he's a boyfriend, he's a best friend, he's a professor, and he's just doing his best to juggle it all!

Zom-Mom and Sentient Glowstick. Only the best combo!

Katherine said "Wait crap I think that was the love of my life!" and dove back in!"

Journalist Scott will be making a return in several pieces of the future, don't you worry! We'll get to see him strut his stuff! I'm very glad I've gotten you to love c!Scott even if you don't watch cc!Scott, that's just the best!

PESKY BIRRRRRRRBS!

ooooo there's an angsty take. Hm. Well, there is certainly more angst on the docket for everyone, I assure you, and while I can't promise that brand of angst in particular, there is other stuff left to unpack! Please look forward to it!

JOEL AND LIZZE! BUTTERFLY AND CAT LADY! MARRIED FOR OVER A DECADE AND RUNNING A BAKERY! ADORABLE!

Zedango will return! That is all I shall say!

I'm so glad you like the titles! I think it's very cute but I have to admit I'm starting to struggle to come up with terms of endearment I haven't used before 😆

SOUP GROUP

I'm so glad you're trying to get your friend into TTSBC! The nice thing is I don't think it's too terribly difficult to spring into without context of watching any of the CCs because the characters all pretty much explain themselves within the AU. Maybe looking up some fanart for what everyone ought to look like, but it's not the worst thing!

Glad to hear you also like Traveling Thieves! I was gonna point you that way when you said you were an angst girlie so good that you're already there!

Thanks so much for coming by! 💖

[nuevo-city]

can i have. oc infodump please im genuinely so curious

HI HI OKAY HI.

some background info on this world; ~700-1000 years in the future. cyberpunk dystopia. almost all of the world is a desert, with only one city of mutated humans remaining. nuevo. these humans main survival adaptation is their ability to survive the slight remaining radiation from the nuclear apocalypse that happened, as well as their ability to drink saltwater, but they have powers too. the city has been divided into three “levels”, all built vertically on top of each other.

the lower levels are a cyberpunk undercity type place, with crime both violent and harmless running wild due to the lack of the hero society’s influence here (i’ll talk about them in a seperate post, but unfortunately to convey it simply, imagine the heroes from mha if they were basically the fbi and the cia at the same time and also even more corrupt and like. paying off the villains to kill people)

. the middle levels are basically solarpunk aesthetic with none of the e benefits of solarpunk, vaguely-futuristic nyc. think spider-verse earth 1610 for what daily life is like, just a lot more future-y.

upper levels are where the hero society mainly influences, the city in the sky. the RICH people live here. generally if you’re up here you’ve got ties to the hero society or the government, or you just work here and live in the middle levels.

NOW. this is my precious son leo grayson arnaud. vigilante name red noise. bisexual transmasc disaster/professional enabler older brother/part time wannabe wine aunt. he is sad and pathetic and here for a bad time, not a long time. (*cough cough* leo-grayson-arnaud.carrd.co check it out if it still works)

he’s a vigilante!!! he’s awesome!!!! he’s a boyfailure!!!!!! he’s cool as fuck!!!!!!

some info: he’s deaf! his powers let him control sound waves, so he uses them to be really fucking loud so he can utilize noise to electricity to electrocute people with the power of punk rock, but uh…. (garfield meme here) you are not immune to power drawbacks. safe to say, he’s lost most of his hearing. he was also raised the cyberpunk equivalent of a catholic lol? but it’s more akin to like,,, the legal religion from the silt verses than anything. he’s also got an AWESOME boyfriend

(the cowgirl in the second image is @the-lonelyshepherd’s oc shay. if you’re reading this and don’t know her, check her out!!! she’s cool and shep’s stories are so awesome)

this is sam pines. my BOY. fellow disaster tboy, professional hunter noceda relater-to. absolute poor little meow meow. he’d probably like mother mother but he doesn’t even HAVE a mother mother, carrion bird motif, “my guilt does not purify me” ass.

(the flower clasp is only part of his design while he’s in the cult.)

anyway he’s a born and raised lower level kid. he was abandoned by his mother (DO NOT THINK SHE WAS BAD FOR THIS. it was her only option) and grew up in the foster system until he was nine. at that age he was roped into a cult known as the sentinels. (ill go more in depth with them in another post too) they promised him food and shelter, and he needed it, so he took it. over time he was made to be a soldier for them.

he’s basically a prophet for the sentinels? of sorts. it’s very confusing and strange because it’s a Cult and that’s how they are but yeah. he does get out eventually but it’s more “outcast as a heretic and hunted down and almost killed and then saved by the leader because she thinks he’ll be useful if he still has some devotion left”

bonus info: he’d probably like will wood and jhariah tbh. he lost an arm to his own powers (if i had a nickel for every time power drawbacks showed up in my main ocs if have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice). he feeds stray cats. he falls asleep in the weirdest positions. chronic pain haver (the haverrrrr). all i can think of as basic info rn but im working on making full refs and posts for the rest of the team

[walnutcookie]

you should infodump about misfortune like. now /nf

SIR YES SIR . SALUTES.

im not sure how to tag all of this, doing my best but some of it Might be a little disturbing (with cartoony visuals). if you need it tagged with something specific please ask !!

(reblogs ok !)

misfortune is this silly raven thing . it is the Embodiment of misfortune and misery and feeds off of it, which means it is often causing harm to others for its own benefit

Its like . Ten feet tall or something HVXKDBD it can shrink and grow as it pleases actually (so long as it has enough power). Since it wants to feed off of and make someone miserable, it tries to choose its victims to be the most vulnerable people it can find. people who are isolated and dont have much support mostly, but also people who already have a lot of trauma and people dont know how to manage their emotions very well

Cappuccino was a perfect canidate !

i should give some more info about misfortune before i get into that though ,,, using its host/victims body, its able to cause things to happen (stack of papers getting scattered, bookcases falling over, lighting striking dangerously close, people around them getting hurt/even dying, generally unfortunate events). it tries to make things basically just The worst it possibly can be for the person it inhabits so it can achieve Maximum Misery (which is a tasty snack for it ! ). it can also do fun and silly things like cause its victims to grow bird parts - wings, talons, feathers, a beak, combinations of these things, etc - in a very Painful and grotesque way !! which also causes them to feel miserable! though it doesnt want to kill the host so it always makes these things temporary. additionally it can possess people and control their every move, causing feathers to grow from their skin the longer theyre posessed Which they will have to pluck later. also painful.

^ cappuccino growing wings

also Misfortune does not want its victims to die. if its victims die then that means their suffering is over - it would have to find a new host. So it makes the person suffer as most as possible while also protecting them and keeping them alive

that also includes keeping them from trying to kill themselves

using its previous host/victims body (my oc golden leaf cookie at the moment but that may change), it killed cappuccinos parents. For what reason im uh. not sure yet i still need to figure that out HDBFKH but it was Incredibly gruesome and uh. unfortunately little cappuccino was there to watch !

cappuccino's parents were Not nice people. they were incredibly abusive and neglective. cappuccino is like ,, age 5-10 at this time (another thing to figure out) and while her older sister latte was there she Got scared and ran away leaving cappuccino to fend for himself (latte is still fillwd with so much guilt over that bUT THATS A ramble for another time)

cappuccino is an Already traumatized young kid who just watched her parents die and is now all alone and an orphan . and is now going to watch as this giant bird thing claws through its host, causing them to scream out in pain and bleed out to death on the floor as the bird talks to little cappu !!! in spanish because for some reason me and my gf decided it speaks spanish but hey it works out cause so does cappu!

misfortune then crawls inside cappuccinos mouth. which again. is very painful. And very disturbing especially as a child

cappuccino lives with this thing for like twenty years, vaguely aware of its existence yet still filled with doubt. He knows she has bad luck either way and tends to isolate herself as to not harm others !!! all of the friends he made in school had bad things happen to them so hes become paranoid about getting too close to people. hes basically just accepted that shes not capable of doing good ,,, anything he tries to do just ends up going bad anyways. Which is why hes become a prosecutor !!!! you see Misfortune naturally gives her an advantage since giving innocent people (or anyone for that matter) lengthy sentences and other punishments causes a lot of misery and feeds Misfortune quite nicely ! it doesnt exactly Garuntee cappus win like. she still has to work for it. but he does get an upper hand (unknowingly) as misfortune encourages it. the reason she smokes a lot is because it helps him not feel so anxious and paranoid constantly that bad things will happen to everyone she cares about

theres a lot of habits hes picked up after dealing with this thing for so long. no cars/buses since hes been in FAR too many car crashes. keep pencils/writing tools dull as he tends to accidentally stab herself a lot. dont bother keeping places clean and tidy since theyll become dirty somehow anyways

cappuccino has a vague memory of misfortune. though since it was so long ago and also During a very traumatizing moment his mind has kind of distorted it to be some incomprehensible monster that appears in her nightmares. is it real? is he just imagining all of this? when wings grow from his back, is she hallucinating it? is something causing all of this bad luck, or is he just imagining everything? he cant tell if its real or not . she KNOWS something is wrong because it seems like life itself is determined to keep her from being happy. the thing is misfortune constantly lives inside of her ,, hes never seen misfortune aside from that very fuzzy (and distorted) memory from when he was a child. finally he Cant Take it anymore and just talks out loud to himself, trying to talk to whatever it is keeping him from being happy - again, not knowing if anything is actually there.

But there is !

And she is horrified as it starts to crawl out of his mouth!

theres a sense of relief and reassurance as At least now he knows its not all just his imagination but also. holy fucking shit. its not her imagination.

its all real. the memory from when she was a kid. hes being haunted by this Fucking Thing (which she realizes is a bird and not an incomprehensible monster) and its effectively ruining her life. it speaks to her - he figures out that it feeds off of his misery and that its been doing that for the past 20 years. And she just has to live with that

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I could go on ,,, theres more to it actually but this post is getting Very long and i want people to Actually read it HXBDKHD

(UPDATE PART 2 HERE)

if you have any questions/comments PLEASE let me know i love talking about this thang !!!

[yuco-the-alien116]

Mind I Ask What The Scientific Name For Yuco's Species Is? Aswell As C-C's? And You Also Mentioned That C-C's Species Is Somewhat Closely Related To Yuco's, What Would Be Their Common Ancestors?

Sorry For The More Info Related Questions, Im Just As Interested As Hell Atm.

This is what I have been working on for th3se two and will reblog this in the future to explain more about them!

This is basically all the comparisons from this two!

Starting with their heads, Yuco has a smaller and slimer head size mainly made for quicker speeds among his kind, helping for arrow dynamics! Hir kind can range from meny colors to eyes to even horns so those don't really matter. (Their horns are used as a sign of dominance to show off and sometimes used to fight aswell) Yuco has many smaller teeth used to mainly rip apart prey rather than holding it down. Smaller teeth help with breaking down food. The smooth tongue is not really used for anything besides show sometimes.

C-C has a wider jawline and head, with fewer teeth that are larger. Their teeth are made to hold things in place. Have the jaw strength to crush human bone is a second. Their jaws are incredibly strong, so if you get caught, you're not getting out. C-Cs kind of specializes in swallowing thir food whole. Alive or not. Having a tounge like sandpaper helps hold prey in place, and the strong jaws lock them in. Slowly pulling them to their demise. Their kind also have eats to help them hear better and hear their prey from far away. (Yucos kind can still heat. They just can't easily pick a sound and focus on it.)

Going to their stomachs, Yuco has a larger stomach that has a higher capacity. They can eat a lot and keep moving, being natural born hunters! Their stomach take days to digest food, sence they have adapted to not needing to eat or drink for months. Their saliva will slowly break down food before they acids even can.

C-Cs kind have storage stomachs, made to hold food and bring home to feed their family's. Their storage stomachs have no saliva or liquids in them. The only way prey or food will be soaked is if C-C licked them a bunch. Even then, she would need to do it a lot. Their second stomach is digestive, which is almost always ready to digest stuff, hence why they eat so much and even have a storage stomach.

To physically appearance, Yuco has built-in armor out of scales (if my art style was more detailed), you would be able to see all of Yucos scales. All of his kind have stripes going down their front and even on their horns! It's most used for show, and it glows in the dark.

C-C has darker scales. You can barely see her scales because of how small they are. (But as you can tell, some have been ripped off) The yellow on the tip of her tail feet and hands also glow and are used to communicate to others where they are. They can make them glow and stop them from glowing!

Yuco has a long slimer body's (not yuco lol), making them fater and more of the hunting kind. They go out and find food rather than lie and wait.

C-Cs kind wait for food to come to them. Being quite creatures that communicate through clicking and bird noises. They keep their cover by mimicking the noise of other animals so that they don't run away. Some even mimic the voices of people screaming......so their is a horror story for you....

Yucos kind have smaller hands and built-in claws to grab quickly and move faster. They also glow and are almost always striped.

C-Cs have larger hands with beans on them to grab and hold prey. Be careful, though. Her beans have sharp rigids in their beans to gold prey. Their strong and large hands made it impossible to escape once grabbed.

Yucos kind have smaller, stiffer tails, made for helping them stand up right, and if they are light enough. They can act like kangaroos and kick people balancing on their tails!

C-Cs kind have more snake like tails that are strong and can hold prey tight. They have mastered the art of not moving, so if prey come up behind them, they can still grab them.

That's all I have for now but I will reblog when I have more, so just enjoy this!

Also! C-C is biologically female, but they go by any pronouns and could careless what people call them!

[tonight-i-may-see]

OKAY IM POSTING THIS ANYWAY

Here's an example of an old writing exercise monologue I did at uni:

cw: animal death briefly described

word count: 564

When I was seven years old I found a bird in the woods, percy had left me behind to go play with annie and I didn’t want to bother them. They were always ahead of me in stuff like that, but I didn’t mind. They were older, bigger, stronger and they didn’t need little me dragging them behind.

It was a finch, I think, little thing. Broken wing.

I didn’t know how to help it but it cried and cried and I wondered who it was crying to, its mama? Some higher being? I don’t know, I don’t think any of us really know who we’re crying to, we just know who helps us, and when they don’t help us it feels like some kind of betrayal, but why are we owed that? It makes no sense.

If we were owed help then I wouldn’t be who I am today. If we were owed help then I wouldn’t have watched her walk off into the woods when I was still a baby. I still needed her and she still left. So part of me thinks we aren’t owed shit in this life and that makes sense.

But then Im the bad guy, aren’t i. im the one saying these helpless little kids and broken birds don’t deserve help. But I think what people don’t want to admit is that help isn’t always picking them up and dusting them off.

Sometimes help is finding the biggest rock you can and holding it high above your head so the calling stops when you drop it.

And that’s what I did.

Annie would’ve brought it in, percy would’ve helped her. I can see the little cardboard box now that she’d have, feeding it whatever she can find to make it big and strong again.

I realised that after the rock dropped.

So I moved it and lifted up its little body in my little hands to bring to nana’s house.

Little hands covered in the blood of this little creature that only wanted help from me. I was who it was calling to. But I didn’t understand. I was too caught up in calling for my own help to hear it.

I don’t feel guilty though, that bird would’ve been hurting for far longer if it was alive when I brought it in and placed it on the table.

It would still have been calling out. A shrill tone that hurt my ears. I wasn’t mad about it, I just wanted it to stop.

Maybe if I was younger I wouldn’t have realised what was going on when nana dragged me to the bathroom sink to scrub my hands, getting dropping the bird in the trash before annie and my brother could see, but I could see how she looked at me.

How she was afraid of me.

They always expected me to be like percy, I was quiet, polite, I didn’t make a scene and yet they walked around me like I was a land mine that an acorn dropped onto.

They were afraid of me and I saw it every time I got upset, every time that silence fell I could feel their dread building and all I want to do is shout im not mean! Im not bad! You don’t understand I never got that help,

im always calling but the rock still drops.

[system-of-a-feather]

Hi, as my designated bird professional i have a bird related question, in particular if you know any tips or tactics on how to approach people in public to get them to stop feeding ducks and other birds?

bc i was in a park yesterday with some friends and a stranger sat down next to us and started throwing bread (and fries??!) at the birds; which is not only prohibited but we could directly see why, bc they then started swarming us too and one of the bigger seagulls got so greedy that it bit a smaller one in the neck and wouldnt let go for a while(?!?) it was kind of scary situation and i was very uncomfortable and wanted to say something but i... didnt ;_; we just got up and left and i still feel bad about it so i wanted to ask if you maybe had some... tips and tricks so i can prepare in case something like that happens again :D

As the resident hand-thrower over some of this stuff, yep I do XD Im just gonna ramble on about this topic some and give some tid bits about why you don't do that stuff usually.

I will admit, the amount I stress it personally varies depending on what food they are feeding, how much they are feeding, and what species they are feeding. In all cases it is technically (and for valid reason) illegal cause the idea is that it can 1) create dependence on humans 2) cause them to become too comfortable with humans which can result in them "attacking" or being perceived as attacking humans which can end up with humans calling to have them killed 3) if not eaten, the food (particularly bread) can rot in the environment and make it unhealthy for them to live in 4) for migratory species it can encourage them to skip migration which can potentially fuck up population dynamics

So as a disclaimer, I tend to "care less" if the birds fed are birds that don't tend to migrate as much / the damage is done (mallards, canada geese, any released domestic ducks and geese, any non-native ducks and geese that were likely also released from farms) as it doesn't really harm them anymore than they already are so long as the feed stuff is actually good for them. By "care less" I mostly mean "don't feel that bad about not saying something."

That said, I do actually support feeding waterfowl In Minecraft that are KNOWN to have been released from domestic settings occasionally - especially if theyve been recently dropped off - as a means of kinda helping them wean off of human care and into natural foraging. But again, only if you KNOW they were released into parks and only if you can reliably feed ONLY them. (usually my go to for this is if they are non-native domestic ducks and they - without hesitation - eat from your hands, its probably safe to say they were raised on a farm or in a domestic setting; this is pretty helpful for not feeding waterfowl that weren't released like this too because even the imprinted ones will be hesitant to eat directly from the hand imo)

If any food is given to any waterfowl species, bread and processed high carb foods are horrible for them and can directly cause horrific long term disabilities if they are fed too much bread. The two largest conditions they tend to develop are these things called "Angel Wings" which - due to poor nutrition - the feathers around the wings grow back in incorrectly and make their wings practically useless; I'm sure I don't need to explain why thats horrible for a bird. Additionally, when given too much bread, you tend to get these obese and misshapen waterfowl that become so heavy in the rump that they are also completely unable to fly (you can see in the right image how much the rump sags).

Both of these can be relatively difficult to rehabilitate and medically treat and thus a lot of these birds are either put down or - if they are lucky - sent to a sanctuary.

Admittedly, a large portion of people feeding bread and other unhealthy foods often know that its illegal and that they shouldn't and do so anyways, so I will say most of the time you confront them, they will get awkward and leave for a bit but theyll likely come back again if you just tell them no.

Usually my go to is to kind of try to find a way to kindly bring it up and the negative affects (usually talking about angel wings is and showing it to them and explaining the long term affects of angel wings is one of the more visceral things that kinda make some of the better people go "oh maybe I shouldnt do this" as the other points tend to be a lot more of a concept than a real thing to them) and deeply suggest that if they care for the waterfowl to Not Feed them Bread

And a lot of them still want the attention and experience of feeding the ducks, which is something you can't really convince people against doing if Angel Wings doesn't deter them, so when I realize its probably that case, I usually just go "if you HAVE to feed them, please feed them something more nutritious for them like peas, cut leafy greens, grapes, oats, and cracked corn.

Most of the time, I have to settle with damage control because people are stubborn.

That said I still do tend to try

As for why french fries are unhealthy and bad to feed...

[hyliandude]

I had a dream last night.

There was a middle eastern guru that seemed homeless and dirty in the streets. He asked me to follow him to help save the people i care about. He seemed solemn and genuine so i went with him in the streets without care of calling off from work.

He took me into street markets in between a temple with devout followers of another religion, but there were people of all ethnicities.

I tried catching up to him but he was so fast, and everyone knew and bowed to him. There was this column everyone was huddled around at one point, and before proceeding he chanted something around it, seemingly “blessing” the column and gently told people to respect the area. Everyone got away from it (he later told me the column was unstable and needed repairs, so this was the fastest way to get people to clear the area and be careful with the column).

We entered this kitchen area and he changed attire. Food safety prep attire? I didn’t question it, but it seemed like we were going into some sort of food kitchen or prep kitchen to prepare meals for the homeless. Ok. I didn’t mind at all, and i remember thinking about how small the operation was. We were only probably going to feed like 80-100 people, but i also realized how MUCH more of an impact this was than me sitting at a desk pretending to do work for companies i know nothing about. (The attire they gave me was some sort of bib, and event shirt. It was a memorial shirt, for someone named Carla Mae, but i knew it wasn’t you b/c you were alive in my dream and the picture of the person was someone else. But it still made me think about the event. Before i could speak to anyone about the coincidence, my shift was over and the guru was having me haul leftover stalks of some of the food we prepared out back. All waste, and super heavy).

There was a lady out back, either washing clothes or collecting trash to place it in a giant pile of a courtyard. There weren’t many people there because of the horrid smell, and i think even residences above were no longer there because of the stench. It was only the one lady. She was peeling something with a knife, and then i realized she was mincing the trash to make it easier for herself to toss it. She took pride in her mundane task, but no one seemed to appreciate her efforts. The guru greeted her like a long time friend, but she was blunt and almost rude with him the entire time (in hindsight, im sure people were rude to her all the time because of the stinky area she was patrolling so she developed this personality as a defense mechanism). The guru conversed with her and eventually convinced her to hand use each a knife. I took it gladly. With the leftover stalks of food waste we had, we started peeling them to better expose the insides. The lady asked us why we were “taking her job” and the guru replied that we were just here to help. To which she relaxed and continued to quietly converse with us. The guru would peel a few stalks from the pile we had, and tossed them into her pile. He then gestured to me to do the same. After a few hours, we were finished with our pile, and finished sprinkling the chunks across her pile. She thanked us, and so did others before we left (i didn’t know, but it turned out that the leftover food stalks were a natural deodorizer. The guru had killed 2 birds with 1 stone in his efforts). It took a while, it smelled, i was sweaty and gross. But i felt so fulfilled and impactful, I can’t even explain.

(Throughout this entire time there’s been music playing from the temple area. Id had it stuck in my head since i woke up, but it’s now 6:55 AM and i dont remember how it goes anymore).

Later in the day we are in the temple, for some service i suppose, and i swear people are huddling around the guru as we walk like paparrazzis, but with more decorum and respect. He’s not mad at any of them, and he addresses those he can without losing sight of his path through them.

The only one i remember was a man asking for the presence of “god” in his village. He was wondering what it would “cost” him to have god come and be at his village. This question stood out to me, and it mustve stood out to the guru too, because he stopped and turned to the man:

“This is a common question, but an easy one”

I assumed he’d be asking for a donation of sometime, which was a concept that disillusioned me to the entire establishment.

The guru then proceeded to talk to the man. His village was going through a rough time. This man was the only one of strong enough mind and body to come out into the temple from afar to seek help. The guru said it would cost him the salary of multiple builders, cooks, fisherman, etc. The man said that he was strong and well versed in many skills, but that he had no funds to pay more people to come and help in the village with those things.

The guru then whispered something to the man, which must’ve shocked him immensely as i saw the wave of revelation come over him, and he left the crowd!

The guru turned to me and quickly said

“Why pay for god if he’s already there?”

There was another scene where i was at a private rooftop dinner with the guru and a family overlooking the city. We were clearly there for the father, a strong and clearly wealthy man who had evidently been religious in the past. He wanted the guru’s influence and advice on military and commercial conquest, and i dont remember what else was said, but we just left. Something about how the man had lost sight of “all his past lessons”.

In the end, i didn’t quite understand why i was playing “hooky” all day. I didn’t know how to “save those that i love”. He told me people just want to be heard and understood. Not a surface level thing, but truly HEARD and UNDERSTOOD. It seemed so cliché, but he also mentioned how the time we spend with our loved ones is 1. An investment and extension of ourselves that they’ll remember and learn from. A piece of ourselves inevitably makes it to them, and he wanted to make sure it was the BEST piece of ourself. And 2. The time is something we’ll both cherish. At the end of the day, we’ll all be gone without thoughts or memories. In our final moments we’ll regret spending time on a computer or pointless meeting instead of with the people we love. To save them, means saving ourselves of course, but it means spending as much time with them. They aren’t with us if we’re not spending time with them, just like they won’t be with us when we’re all gone - so spend as much time with them to save them. Take that time back with them. And cherish it.

I still had the jaunty music stuck in my head. I vividly remember what i was wearing, what he was wearing, and what others were wearing.

Just wanted to jot all this before i forgot.

[stray-mossballs-and-buckets]

Life of leopard slugs! An autistic persons facts from raising 87!

22 Facts about slugs:

When they hatched they were about the size of a grain of rice! Fatboy was the first to hatch and remained the biggest. 

they wiggle their eye stalks when happy, and each have their own eye colours ranging from amber to green 

They seemed to understand what I was saying to some degree considering If I told Fatboy to stay for a sec he would usually slow down or stop. 

My slugs liked to cuddle in one big pile when they were young and would compete for the “best spot” to sleep 

We thought we were getting 30 eggs, we got 87! 

Leopard slugs are the one of the biggest land slugs in the world with a maximum recorded size of seven and a half inches—Fatboy reached 7 inches! 

The largest slug in the world is the absolutely amazing limax cinereoniger, and they have a white stripe on their foot (underside of a slug/snail which is a large muscle used to pull them along so they can move) 

Slugs are from the phylum mollusca alongside clams and oysters! 

They have  20,000+ teeth. They loose their teeth regularly and they grow back! I really wish they were large enough for me to have found a few. 

Leopard slugs lay roughly 200 eggs per batch! 

They really, really like cucumber. I cannot stress how much they like cucumber. 

We released the 86 into our giant  composters which we use to make dirt (we live on a small homestead) 

At around ten months old, Fatboy developed a small white dot on his cheek which turned out to be a spot that basically signals to other slugs that he’s an adult and capable of mating 

I believe I created a very tiny group of hybrid slugs because im finding small slugs that have the patterning of leopard slugs but in lighter colours—so very well I could have found the grandchildren of the slugs I raised! 

Sadly I doubt any of my released slugs are still alive, as they tend to live about two years even if they didn’t have to deal with birds, which are the leopard slugs biggest predator because of their size 

The slime can be difficult to wash off so I recommend putting soap onto a washcloth and scrubbing you hands with the cloth to get off any extra sticky bits! 

They need lots of moisture, but you have to make sure to balance how often you spray down the tank because you don’t want mites to form 

Leopard slugs are an invasive species in Canada (where I live), but they aren’t a problem because all they do is eat rotting matter! They will rarely go into peoples garden’s because leopard slugs really do prefer rotting over fresh veggies. 

Slugs are omnivores! They seem to prefer to eat vegetables such as lettuce, cucumber, zucchini, but can also eat fungi, leaves, moss, and even decaying animals! (They are not opposed to cannibalism if starving)

The reason you may be finding a lot of slugs in your gardens, at least in the city, is because we’ve destroyed their homes! Just like ticks they’re having to use our backyards because, well, they have no where else to go. Ever thought about why you can’t find slugs very easily in a park? It’s because they can safety burrow and feed—they have no reason to gather together in small backyards to find good food supplies, aka your garden. I recommend, if you can, just making a composter area where you put your compost, they’ll move in there and happily break down your food waste into dirt! 

Never use salt to kill slugs! It drains all the moisture from their bodies as they dehydrate until they die. It’s very painful and a slow death that can last 5-10 minutes. If you really feel the need to kill slugs, it’s more humane to crush them. please, please never use salt. 

probably the most talked about fact about these guys is their extravagant mating rituals where they hang upside down and entwine their translucent genetalia, but most people don’t know is that they both get pregnant!

Overall, they’re amazing creatures and are far more diverse than people give them credit for!  

@levthestreetlamp @chaos-n-bees

Please know that if you leave a comment saying they should be killed, or put on fishing lures, you will be blocked. (this is directed towards no one in particular btw, I’ve just had bad experiences about sharing them)

[scentedchildnacho]

She asked me if I wanted some vaseline so I said no my lips are hunger....overpopulations of prostitution in catholicized areas will look like birth viruses....most women carry it....my sanitation and help is just that much of a weirdo....when the prostitution population is finally lowered.....i will then look negative and dormant again....

That would be second wave feminism I would get mad at the guys but they all look mafia stalked and oh my God those women to us they don't talk to us or do anything at all

Their young women and they could be like look im an artist and for gainful corporate placement and this is what they do to poverty go threaten it with shit beaches....

Most of it tries to cause european displacement....the English to model for high end clients...he will pay for a half hour party then they all have to job with a title more then worker....that designer just kept letting it go on and on and on for hours ass

The English have to have royal title portrait with dog....oh my God how those people treat dog.....that not into war service anything to get a mental label to not go

Uhm it's the English portrait that doesn't then have to go....

She asked me if I had family to go to........so I said I actually am a mental not one of these creepy old felons out here that experiments with psychedelics

Pamela George their indigenous people and they will train a white to kill a prostitute and people finally don't have to tolerate bitch needs die of bitch needs

They will eventually shock value it and the government will tell it all it can have a welfare settlement and not go anymore

That's why I don't enjoy Canadian governments trying to give her killers more then seven years in jail....she was a whore and everyone has self defense pleas.....

Peoples who refuse to take part.....in taxation systems kill people of neglect...I was white and I don't owe white boys anything or anything....

That's me the white kids killed her but a whole community needed ritual sacrifice or the same unendurable system wouldn't stop

Its her own indigenous systems that left her around as a prostitute so I would see law as it's them that just killed her the community of course has no obligation

There is no communist information from ghana...about ritualistic gang murder within indigenous communities...Lauren

My Lakota friend from Tennessee she will finally let them see this she will show them in her head

Hare Krishnas are compassionate but they do not have feelings they don't do these good things because of feelings

Anyway I actually am a mental my birth father was killed and my mother had to work at a hospital with a physical handicap and I had to live with federal food replacement of folk culture and go to schools and get jobs....with no compensation out of the job money....their firm i only have job money.......and I had to be discriminated against at school....so I at least do not have secret brotherhood

Some of these bitches do lie out here nude they do have vet husbands and dads and they come out here acting like they need and their a bitch

Indigenous people are police now hopi prophecy they may be all one people

Anyway I was white so I don't want to practice many of the things Asian and indigenous peoples do.....I was catholicized and they will not kill something as grotesque as a rooster.....

Those dogs are heinous and they won't put it to use and be away from us

They could keep a chicken coup out back of the hare Krishna temple so that cars may not ruin people's food of emissions and they won't do things to remove cars from their building

Jesus eating is better then not....Carissa at least accidentally killed a dog so for her to starve and take battery they at least didn't steal her bed these people out here don't even have an asylum chair to avoid obligation

Those dogs finally will be a coat

I at least would feed the birds so they finally display their greedy dispositions and go for things they shouldn't and die off....so I still have in comparison....

Those birds steal anything they can

Birds aren't cute all the babies all cute

Indigenous people stalk me with those Jews were treated the worst slowly become the worst problem then you may....

The Catholics are mostly from Europe so I don't want to do catholicism either the Africans or Ghana communism had to live and practice in the basement because their athletic practice did ritualistic kills like joint removal for synthetic a.i. objects....

Their populations practice ritualistic kills till endangered emigration populations have to survive away from it because of iatrogenic disease....

They have diseases......and their phobic of anything different

She asked me if it's the women and the men so I said men are not prostitutes....men would never be people who just work.....men have military enlistment and they practice homo genetics and learn necessary trades that save humanity....men would never say they just work....

Anyway the mafia is really angry at them about them making me look like birth diseases and calling themselves that huge and muscle fit of aptitude because they can go out looking like piece of shit concentrations and that's all they do....

Skinner....they look like pieces of shit

Their woman is a bitch....so they may jog as pack

The mafia as explained to me is illegal immigration national Muslims seek to blame wealth Christians for things poor lazy muslims would not produce didn't like it wouldn't want to and the mafia looks for signs of missing inheritance from women and why their boyhoods were so oppressed it's christian women and christian women prefer raising boys

Because christian men prefer raising girls...they expect them with age to do sport with men instead of girls

Christian women with age do really start deteriorating physically and without a boy....

She asked me why I didn't get a job.....so I told her these people exhibit no reality there is no Time here nothing.....I am 43 and I have been homeless now like ten years the past few years of conflict have passed by so quickly it's like one day went by and ten years of steet battery....a few people came up to me for jobs but they are Asians that still live off their parents and so have too little respect for older people

So they wanted me to job like I was 18 or something and I am not going to die of a lot of Asian factory problems...when there are good people that give the same and labor less

Fools.........they start forcing people to run around in non sensical patterns when a few different engineering and management decisions stops stalking staff with physical conditioning their is little to no good here

The hare Krishnas will not farm at the temple

They won't do anything to remove traffick and buildings from themselves so military enlistment feels that it's sacrifice is given privileges

The worst Jew problems do go around revenging.....and it's you don't have to they can finally be someone and help....

The Jews for it committed hiroshima and Nagasaki.....and I suspect the hare Krishnas of showing some of the worst Jew problems how to travel among populations charming it into viruses....

That's me about military it's a fighter would you want people who manipulate your feelings to not have a political cause the way these people do....

Things at a distance are to kill school kids in Wisconsin and so I help remove public schooling or these people would go around children

She asked me about meal help and I said the homeless meal places are very unsafe....they need to purge out from themselves people to bad creepy and awful to their organization.....and so they manipulate and use poverty as a bait to have clear case law to finally be allowed maximum sentencing and it finally gone from them and people who use poverty that way.......

Im sorry but they could also increase psychiatric police funding and have traffick more patrolled and instead they let them get away with things so it can just finally die off them.....

These people's practice ritualistic sacrifice they have saints....

That's how I view good there is the right way about poverty like full restitution of their own lives rights and generational meaning then there is the military way which is good people and then there is the wrong way which is racists into death cult bondages.....

The stuff................oryx and crake crake was an indigenous person....if it's a charming mastermind that can run privilege corporate central it is an indigenous person....

So I don't think there was a Victorian age genocide it's look if your going to be Indians and Europeans and nothing else matters you can go there and the whites are going to give Africans stuff

I think African restitution occurred and Indians preferred to practice away from people's who can dominate through means of agriculture

Anyway the Taiwan asians have work I could do to improve my own living condition but they practice vegetarianism......and I can't survive to their company ethos hygiene expectation without meat eating practice here.....

They appear to still believe in a miasmata so to be able to use those types of soap and institutional obeisance you have to eat meat or you will get a psychiatric condition here

It needs an incumbant that can force developers away from land use and I don't think a Democrat or Republican can ever save the people's from large development folk ideas like it are viewed as demonic and if they can company people that's what they will do .....

Uhm to me there is cellular life so I just don't find animal and plant relevant it's victorianism and things reek and stink till people call plants meat eating

You ate a tree and trees have faces and when you admit that to me

If you keep cutting down trees for temples an ent will rise up at your people

I had childhood books about moving warring trees?

[im2tired4usernames]

GoooooOOOOOOoooOOooOooddddd day and evenening and everything to you!!! ;-D

1, 4, 6, 8, 13, 15, 16, 22, 23, 25, 29, 35, 39, 53, 55, 73, 74, 77, 79, 84, 90 and 98?

P.S.: Sorry for your current struggle!

P.P.S.: I hope my questions about the ghosts did not make you more uncomfortable!

P.P.P.S.: I hope these are not too many questions for you but I figured since you asked for distractions, more would be merrier. :-)

Goooooooooooooooooooooood times to you too!

Most favorite activity?

i really enjoy drawing i love makin up characters n stories also!

4.Kind of meal you really appreciate?

honest to goodness i appreciate almost anything someone feeds me especially if its home-cooked but i really do love breakfast foods potatoes n cheese best.

6. Do you have any idols?

im not sure what counts as an idol? i once got told that my favorite book series when i was 12 was an idol?

8. Favorite music genre?

i like speed metal

13. A job you can't do yourself but admire people who do?

oh there is a LOT dentists, plumbers, trash collectors, house keepers, teachers, pharmacists there are some very skilled and wonderful people who do a lot for our community

15.Do you believe in ghosts? and 16 If so, how do you imagine them? If not, is it just because you don't want to make contact with them?

i love the idea of ghosts i like the idea of there being some kind of after life so that i can be with the people I've lost again and so i can watch after and not be far from the people i love who are living.

I like to think ghosts just are here waiting and watching able to go where ever they'd like because they don't need to breath or worry about catching on fire or something to just enjoy the afterlife with their friends n family, explore, learn from mistakes they made in life, fix relationships (also i want to go to the bottom of the ocean so bad)

but i don't really believe in them, i want them to be real but i cant help but feel like if ghosts are real then why are there so many crimes against the dead unsolved and why is there no justice for millions of people? I feel like my passed family would find ways to yell at me from the grave for my many flaws and sins (p.s.dont worry friend thank you for caring)

22. Movie you can't stop cheering up for?

alright friend ima introduce you to my most favorite movie it's called Journey to Beginning of Time by Karel Zeman my grandad had the VHS and i have LOVED it since i was three years old. I used to set up a blanket on the floor some chairs and a blanket on top to make a roof, staple some paper together to make "my diary" wear a goofy hat and pretend i was in the movie with the boys goin on they're adventure Its about a four boys who get on a boat and go back in time they each have their own personalities and adventures all of em but one of them have goofy hats! one of them wants to be a scientist so he documents all their findings in a diary theres a lot of great prehistoric critters someone almost gets eaten by a terror bird, someone fights a scary lizard thing i dont remember what it was supposed to be some kind of froggy newt thing it scared me depending on whether you watch the original czech version or the shitty English dub (my grandad had both my grandma grew up with the orignal so she likes that one better) you'll either see the big bang or the creation from the bible i grew up with the shitty english dub so i got weird hand creation ending and ima be honest i prefer that version but probs only because thats what i grew up on. I WISH TO GOD i could find it on dvd in the shitty english dub i grew up with SO MUCH i watched that VHS so much it died im pretty certain i had a crush on the youngest boy played by Vladimir Bejval his character caught a fish.. its a great movie if you get the chance to watch it but it's also like made in like the 50s so uuuuuuh keep that in mind but for the time it was made the special effects were brilliant. it makes me happy its like a warm bowl of soup but in film.

23. Best ingredients for a pizza?

scrambled eggs bacon n sausage or just plan ol pepperoni

25. Can you dance? Is there any dance you want to learn someday?

No not well i know some like old dances from when i was in a few plays like pride n prejudice, id like to learn swing dance

29.Good memory from your childhood you keep remembering?

it was nice having a group of friends and just sitting in our bedrooms drawing, making ocs and stories together and listening to each other gush about the things that made them happy.

35. If you could gain any ability for giving up one, which one would you pay and which one achieve?

uhhhh ability to whistle for the ability to cure all injury and illness (not a fair trade but lemme be reverse Infectious Lass please)

39.What are you mostly in the mood for the whole day?

im always pretty happy to talk to my partner and read books to my siblings ALSO IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR GOIN FOR A WALK IF ITS PRETTY OUTSIDE

53.Were you a smart kid at school?

nope!

55 .Do you like your hometown?

i love some people here otherwise indifferent?

73.Do you do any sports and if so which ones?

nope i was homeschooled

74.What's your dresscode? What makes you choose the clothes you're wearing? (on different occasions)

i really prefer skirts over dresses spef at knee length and i prefer no sleeves or short sleeves with just a sweater if it gets chilly. i like feelin fancy and cutesy.

77.Can you imagine something pretty romantic you would like your/a partner to do for you?

honest the most romantic thing i think someone can do is just to be there for each other that you want to experience life together even when life is incredibly shitty and not ideal at the moment but sticking through it with them anyhow because you want to experience life with them whem it's good or bad, being there the day their parents die, not ditching them if they lose their job being their cheerleader if they get cancer...just kinda knowin your a team that you've got their back n them your's and that you'll build a life together that makes you both happy through it all idk just bein there n lettin me be there for em in return? but idk im kinda shit at the romance tbh uuuuhhhh i appreciate it when someone sets time aside for me that means a lot to me more then they'll probably ever know

79.Is it risky to ask you whether you are a honest person or not?

not sure if im the right one to judge that but i have been told im "stupidly honest" id like to think im honest but im not sure? i dont trust myself in anything!

84.Are you into candies?

yes i love sour candies and chocolates

90.If you know your go-to person currently has time, do you still text them, call them or leave a voice message?

im not sure im smart enough to understand this question?

98.Do you prefer living in a (big) city or in a (countryside) rural area?

they both have their ups n downs probably country side.

Thank you so very very very much for the asks golly gee it def gave my brain a break from all the big scares thank you so much really honest you have no clue how much this helped calm me down i really really appreciate it so much i hope your weekend is wonderful and i hope the weather is nice and you get to eat something nice and your day is full of lots of small joys!

[morelka]

hi we have never met but ur coming to nz so birds right. kiwi is a classic but i guarantee you will love piwakawaka/fantail they are so friendly. ur most likely to see them on bushwalks cause they like to follow u around since you kick up the dirt so they can eat the bugs and stuff underneath

the humble kereru/wood pigeon is also very cute in my opinion i do love them and they’re pretty common like piwakawaka

keas!! very mischievous. like to steal peoples food/windshield wipers so watch out lol. very cool birds i think they’re becoming more common in auckland now which is cool

pukeko, funky little guys. mostly blue with long legs, you might see them by the road out of town or in wetland. my cousin had one when she worked for the spca and it was chill with us we could feed it but it could be aggro around other people. idk if that applies to all pukeko though that’s just my experience

takahe, pukeko’s bigger friend. basically same thing, but rounder (idk if they’re actually related but they look similar at least)

kākāpō, big green flightless babies. i love them so much i have a plush toy of one his name is gerald

kakaruia/black robin, ur not gonna see one of these unless you go to the chatham islands but they’re worth mentioning cause they’re very cute and i had a book about one as a kid (old blue) and because this is My list and i do what i want

waxeyes, common garden birds and very pretty and cute we get them in our feijoa trees i love them

lesser short-tailed bat because if bird of the year can include them so can i dammit. bats!! never seen one personally but they look like funky little guys. we also have the long tailed bat

tuis how have i not mentioned tuis yet. i love them so much my dads ringtone is a tui. you’ll be walking past a kōwhai tree or something and someone will go “look a tui” or “i hear a tui” and you all just stand there staring at it for a bit. beautiful

we also have penguins but to be honest with u i need to get out of bed so. perhaps i will return later with more fun facts for u also i am sorry if you already knew these things also forgive me for sending you an ask literally Out of the blue lmao i saw the neil gaiman ask and thought my country????? must inform them of things

Oh my god this is so nice?? Thank you so so much <33 Please come back with more fun facts about birds!!

I knew about some of them, but not all, so this is super interesting- I love birds and particularly water birds (I’m also super excited to finally see some albatrosses since we don’t have them in europe and they’re one of my favourite birds)

Also i can’t believe piwakawakas like to follow people? that’s so wild to me all birds i’ve ever met are shy to humans and even the ones that are not (eg pigeons and seagulls) still keep their distance, especially in the villages im from

I can’t wait to hear a tui ahhh <3

[nalatheseller]

What is happening to me?

I had it in my mind to go one way and now my body is racing with ecstasy

Somewhere along the way, i lost my identity.

I look in the mirror and a different person looking back at me.

It’s like I went to sleep and woke up as someone else entirely.

I’m not sure what I’m trying to be.

I strive to be better than I was and now im doing shit differently.

Do you like what you see?

All the struggles I’ve experienced have given me a new way to think

I don’t care what anyone else wants anymore

The old me said fuck off and walked out that door

I’m not what you thought you could take me for

And it’s you who keeps coming back for more

Don’t ask for the old me cause she’s gone, good riddance.

Sad little bitch who cared way too much about other peoples opinions

I’m a sight for sore eyes

Im a woman most women despise

I’ve got more lies told about me that anyone that I know personally and yet I still continued to make sure I’m accommodating everybody and it’s bullshit.

I was a clueless kid.

Young dumb and having fun and yet I was still made into the joke time and time again.

My grandma always said you got to kill them with kindness but what about the people that are really close minded

At some point you gotta tell yourself that it doesn’t matter where their mind is.

They don’t know how bad i wanted to show them they were wrong.

Looking back on it, I should’ve been done with them before they were gone.

I’ve gone out of my way to help others in need

For years, I surrounded myself by bad company.

Had a fucking meltdown and took off on my family.

I still don’t understand what made me lose myself to insanity

I can’t even begin to comprehend or explain

I’m not here to talk about the price of my pain.

But I know for a fact there’s a lot of people who can relate.

I don’t associate with people who can’t bring something to the plate.

I used to feed everyone till I realized they didn’t even leave me with a bite to take.

Every time I’d go out of my way

It always ended the same

Some how and some way

They never cared how much I had to pay

Shit happens to everyone.

My situation is a result to my poorly made decisions.

I had good intentions.

My only goal at the end of the day is you and if you leave, what the fuck am I gonna do?

I’ll figure it out, it’s not like I can’t live without you.

At the same time, the thought of you not with me makes me wanna scream.

A terrible dream.

Don’t make me cause a scene.

I’m tired of arguing

Just shut up and hold me so I can sleep.

I’m feeling like I got a dagger in my chest and the rest of our future is drifting to a different galaxy

You got me fucked up if you think you’re gonna space travel without me

You defy the gravity of my personal atmosphere

Baby, you are what got me here

Sky diving through my stratosphere

Ill let you enjoy me after we get out of here

Listen dude, sit down and don’t act like a prude.

They don’t gotta know our business to know we aren’t afraid to see each other nude.

The haters can hate cause they are irrelevant between us

Kill them with kindness, don’t show them any weakness

You are my man so

Please don’t leave my standing alone

Let’s prove everybody wrong

A happy ending can still happen for people who used to get along…

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to come at you

But please remember some facts too.

We are always together, when the fuck would I have the time to go out of my way to play little fucking games.

I want everything to change.

I miss the man I call my everything.

Im his pretty bird so let’s spread our wings

It’s time to let go of the little things you can’t change

That’s if you want me the same way.