#van rambles

[lostinlovingrevery]

Rewatched the first X-men today and I was making googly eyes at Logan. Goddamn the cage fighting scene just *fans self*. He looks so scrumptious. I was imagining what it would be like, catching his eye at one of the fights, getting drinks together before he takes you out to his truck for some very nasty sex, getting more of that pent up adrenaline out. Just thought you might enjoy the thought 😜😝😝

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REAL THE CAGE FIGHTING SCENE!!!!

IT'S SO GOOD!!!

I need him growling and snarling at ME like that....

Nasty, sweaty, snarling, car sex sounds GOOD TO ME!!!!

And maybe he likes you sooooo much he decides you wouldn't be too bad to keep around. Yknow, to help with the pent up energy... (bc im delusional)

blurb smut below!

He spotted you during the fight, deep in struggle with another asshole who thought they could take him on. You were watching with an expression he couldn't quite read- not the usual lustful eyes- or sometimes disgust that he'd see from women that wonder in to watch the cage fights and sometimes place bets.

You were pretty, such a pretty little thing. He didn't know what you were doing in a place like this. Not a place a girl like you should be hanging around. All sorts of shifty and unsavory characters lurking about- him included.

He didn't see you again after being distracted by a sharp punch to the gut. He was almost a little disappointed, had wanted you to see him kick the asses of the next three men who had the balls to challenge him. Win his share of the bets.

But, he found you again. Alone at the bar. He almost didn't make a move- not something he usually did. Preferred to wander, not make any connections because that could make things complicated.

Tonight though was a lot, he was pent up. Fighting was over, and there was only one other thing that could help get his energy out.

So, he did make the first move.

Lucky him too. A few drinks, some nice conversation- and he had you in the back of his camper, fucking your brains out while you screamed his name and scratched the hell out of his back.

He's drawn 3 orgasms out of you already, 2 with his mouth, another with his cock. He wasn't done yet.

He was really pent up.

"Lo- Logan I- I-" You gasped, whimpering as he kept going with his brutal thrusts into you. "I don't think I can- Oh!"

"What? Tapping out already?" He mocks, not slowing down. "I warned ya darling and you said you could take it. Now you're going to take every fucking thing I give you."

His lips crashed onto yours, silencing your cries as he picked up his brutal pace to be even faster, only to do sudden, slow, long strokes that sent shocks up your spine. Only to return to his inhumane pace again.

You don't even remember when the night ended. Just waking up next to Logan in the tiny camper bed that he tucked you both in. It was so small, especially compared to Logans frame, that he had you nearly ontop of him to keep you comfortable.

You waited till he woke up, small conversation between you both- you now saw a different side of him. The ferocious animal who's ruined any man ever for you last night, and this soft, sleepy man who seems to carry a dark past.

He offered to buy you breakfast and you agreed. After you both got dressed, you sat next to him in the truck. It was silent- but not awkwardly so.

It was him who finally broke the silence.

"So, you live around here? Was thinking about sticking around lil longer."

[anonymouslymadebydesign]

it's cause eggs are the symbol of life and rebirth ! because Easter is all about Jesus being reborn after the crucification, people pay tribute to that through eggs :D

and the reason it's Jesus and also eggs and also RABBITS it's cause rabbits can carry multiple litters and can birth them at separate due dates, so before we knew that, from the outside perspective, it made it look like a virgin birth, aka, mother Mary :D

So that's why the Easter bunny gives eggs, its Mother Mary giving us Her Son

why is easter jesus but also eggs

[anonymouslymadebydesign]

Yall hear me out

What if his name is Purpetua because perpetual means never ending.

What if Papa V gets to stick around for a long time, cause he's the last Emeritus, ykwim ?

Copia has to watch as the Ministry favors his replacement and lets him do multiple runs while Copia only got two (albums)

Do you see it? The picture im trying to paint ?

[shaunasjournals]

The sane gays are so sick and tired of the crazy gays

[lostinlovingrevery]

Def need to write a fic of Logan being covered in lipstick kisses by reader (did I write that??? I feel like i did. anyway. I'm gonna write it again if i did.) and im gonna write it for EVERY single logan because I want to cover them with kisses

[anonymouslymadebydesign]

100% projecting here but here me out

AFAB Dewdrop below;

Dewdrop, in the main chapel, on his knees before the communal altar to Lord Satan.

It's a new moon, and to kick off the cycle, he's set up a simple but heartfelt ritual; masturbating before the altar, offering his flesh and carnal lust as the offering.

Dewdrop, bringing with him his favorite toy, a monster dick he likes to imagine would be something similar to his Lord. He brings candles, incense, flower petals, a blanket and pillow because he plans on sleeping there as well.

His ritual is simplistic enough: he lights the candles, the myrrh, and cleans his toy despite it already being clean. He likes to show that he's taking the proper steps and not just some random toy he's dug out.

He places the candles, a deep maroon for this ritual, in a large enough circle that he has ample room to lay down if he so chooses. The incense burns just outside the perimeter, filling the area in lovely smoke.

He's wet before he even begins, already worked up and excited beforehand at the thought of his personal ritual.

"Dear Lord Lucifer, hear my prayer. Father Satan, I humbly intrigue to you the gift of my flesh and the carnal desire of lust. I offer unto you my love, my heart, my body mind and soul, and the juices of my desire for you. I give to you my carnal lust and devotion, each orgasm, an offering only to you. Lord Satan, accept my offering, in your name I pray. NemA."

He plants the monster dildo on the marbled tile below, sitting back on his heels, simply admiring the thing. It was dark blue, purple, and magenta. Girthy and long, a knot in the middle that burned going down. It was perfect.

The fire ghoul stands, undressing slowly, making sure each article is folded on the pew behind him before continuing. When he's completely naked, the emptiness and cool air makes his shiver, both in chill and anticipation.

He kneels back down and presses his forehead to the ground, giving thanks and speaking appreciatively, praying to the Dark Lord once again. This time, it was a moment of tenderness, vulnerability, not often seen in the older Fire ghoul. There were very few who saw this side of him, and the one who he trusted completely in heard and cherished each prayer.

Now, despite being practically soaked with anticipation, he knew he couldn't take the dildo on his own. He pulled a small tube of lube out of his bag and poured a generous amount in his hand and on the toy.

Safe in his circle of lit candles, he lines the toy up with his entrance, a low groan as the head enters. The girth alone is impressive, but it's nothing he's never been able to take before. He tilts his head back, slowly impaling himself, a breathy moan leaving him. His hands snake up his sides, hot to the touch, and envisions his Dark Lord instead of his own flesh.

He moans as he lowers himself once again, the knot in the center stretching him out. The fire ghoul lets his imagination take over, fantasizes that it's the Dark Lord teasing his nipples, twisting and pulling, cupping his small breast and massaging them just how he likes.

He imagines Lord Satan behind him, cradling him and easing him down.

'Breath in deep, remember, Droplet...'

Dewdrop does as instructed, breathing in deep and relaxing, a borderline feminine moan escaping him as his cunt swallows the knot.

'Now take a moment, don't rush, or you'll hurt yourself' The voice instructs.

"Fuck...!" Dewdrop hisses, feeling the head of the dildo kiss his cervix. It was so deep, almost too deep, but exactly what he craved. His head lolled, long golden waves cascading down his back. A beautiful offering, the perfect image of lust, love, and trust.

In the back of his mind, he was grateful that he'd brought along a blanket and pillow, the haziness of masturbating already catching up to him. He was always so sleepy when he came, and he knew for a fact that he was pulling more than one orgasm from his body tonight.

[happyheidi]

𝖵𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗏𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝗈𝗀𝗁'𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗈𝗆𝗌

1- 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘎𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴. 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘨𝘩, 𝘈𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 1888 2- 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘮. 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘨𝘩, 𝘚𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵-𝘙𝘦́𝘮𝘺-𝘥𝘦-𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘍𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺 1890 3- 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘮. 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘨𝘩, 𝘈𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘈𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 1888 4- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘖𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥. 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘰𝘨𝘩, 𝘈𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘈𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 1888

[dinahscrossbow]

Taissa and Van's reaction to the fact that Coach Ben knew about them and could've outed them at any time (but didn't).

Isn't it crazy that you can be in a relatively comfortable position where every single person knows about your sexuality and relationship (and is absolutely cool with it), but the simple reminder that the world in general isn't like that, can immediately throw you off?

They are so scared here! The danger they're faced with is in the past (and nothing happened) and they are still SO SCARED. My babies!! Van looking around, Tai searching Van's eyes once she processed the information... so freaking good!

Somebody knew the whole time and that was the thing they were most afraid of.

Openly and proudly declaring herself "a handy lesbian" one moment, terrified that they were perceived as such "in the real world" the next.

Being queer is such a freaking roller-coaster

Yellowjackets - S03 E04

[ruinix]

Blablabla proper name police name backstory stuff

That's just too hot, Quinn. How many times do you have to run those fingers through your hair, sir? I mean, I am not complaining! I am just too mesmerized to listen to your words. Also, his jawline, his lips, his nose, his tongue! Don't get me started because I will not stop talking about all of his features. TOO GORGEOUS, SIR HUGGY BEAR!

(I'm not used to having gifs separate from the video 😞 so i slapped it on here 🥴🙂‍↕️😎. Same rambles too ofc. Just gifs here)

(Postgame. Canucks @ Leafs, Jan 11, 2025)

[huariqueje]

Snow - Ton van Steenbergen

Dutch, b. 1962 -

Pastel , 50 x 40 cm.

[anonymouslymadebydesign]

But mostly i don't

sometimes I think

[lostinlovingrevery]

UGHHHHH logan knowing how you get with his big sexy arms so he uses them against you in the best ways possible

Nonny, you're a genius

I've ALWAYS admired his arms, but Logan overwhelms me in the best ways so I forget to focus!

I'm planning to writing a fic on this but i'm gonna write a few things down here too bc mmrph. arms. theres some smut below the cut

The moment logan realizes youre practically drooling over them beefy muscles of his

boy oh boy hes taking advantage of that

He be flexing around you every chance he gets

Starts purposely wearing tanks, or shirts so tight they would rip if he flexes one more time

He'll position himself in ways that make his muscles bulge, or makes his arms just look really good and really distracting

work on in places you'll walk in on him, like your shared bedroom, hes sitting and doing reps randomly. you can't even chatise him over it cause you're watching the veins bulge with every lift of those 50 pound weights he's using.

if you're arguing, he's going to pull out the big guns. literally. bc it gets you distracted and dumb

and he'll take that chance to fuck it out of you and by then you can't even remember what you were arguing about

PUTTING YOU IN A HEADLOCK

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Someone wrote a fic about logan fucking you in a headlock and im just iefhwjbrbgerbg over it. it was so good. I need to find it and read it again.

He'll tease you about it

"Becoming putty over my arms bub? like em that much dont ya?"

he'll make you ride them

you read that right

laying in bed, arm stretched out with you grinding over it, he bends the elbow so his hand supports your lower back.

he likes it to bc it gives him the perfect view of your pussy soaking his arm and the sheets

look at the veins

gonna lick them

gonna bite em

get over here big boy MOMMAS HUNGRY

sexy stuff aside

those would be the safest arms ever

his arms around your shoulder, your waist. hooked around your thighs...

just being wrapped up in those bad boys...man. Id never want to leave

his big ole biceps and muscular man titties blocking your view of the world. just him.

yeah, im gonna need him now. thanks.

[anonymouslymadebydesign]

Get sanitized or whatever the fuck

[caihnurst]

There is something endearing and fascinating about The Witcher 3 male's face characteristics. The moles. Aquiline noses. Greek features for some. Prominent Renaissance-like foreheads. I am IN LOVE.

You can understand so much about their physiognomy just by staring at them.

This is how you make a character attractive. It is not about how "clean" or "neat" they are. The wrinkles, the frown, the eyes, the shape of the lips.. This is so much more enticing to me.

[anonymouslymadebydesign]

I was at work curating tips for my store !!

@skele-bunny @anotherbananasong if yall wanna join, no pressure :3

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

@bookmovietvworm

@myfairkatiecat

@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

[ruinix]

8. Whole. Minutes. And. 50. Seconds. Of. Quinn. Hughes.

Beautiful smile 💙

Hands 😍

His lips and tongue... 🤧

Literally pouting too many times (not enough. do it again)

Practice. Feb 18, 2025.

(I literally needed to watch it 5 times (that's a whole episode LOL) before his words sinked in. I feel bittersweet. He really wanted to play for 4Nations plus he's not getting his hopes up if he will play for championships coz they needed another injured player for him to play. He does not want that to happen. Although he looks so fucking good. 🥹🥹🥹 i miss him so much. ~9 minutes!!!)